Would You Rather?

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[@jacobius5512]

would you rather hear dash’s anti-persperant joke or the best joke from this episode? (trick question)

[@caseys2cold]

69th like baybeee

[@thundercclap3963]

They are one and the same

[@jinxeatsdust]

that's so true

[@pokelordomega1701]

I pick "or"

[@angryman...]

i would like to hear "sea of thieves dude" "nuts fit in your mouth" on loop for the rest of my life

[@airbots4789]

11:31 as someone who's got a prosthetic leg, i would un-ironically get shot in the knee. I've been looking for an excuse to get a second prosthetic anyway to complete the drip, like there's no reason not to

[@microwavedforks]

Style is pain

[@quentc]

Based

[@akesan2374]

Actual chad

[@MrChummington]

Complete the outfit.

[@mudkipfan2585]

Would you rather check him live or be a member of the VOD Squad?

[@hurikain213]

Both

[@linussextips2882]

Holy epic that’s so awesome

[@thickboi9652]

Would you rather watch this video or the friends we made along the way??

[@hurikain213]

Watch the friends????

[@thickboi9652]

@@hurikain213 stalking is pretty funny

[@Unmustache1]

@@thickboi9652 very wholesome

[@ProjectEchoshadow]

Watching friends is creepy bro

[@ADR0D]

Ah yes, the obvious answer lmao

[@tommiteo4437]

"Get one million dollars and have a 5% chance to die" Depressed people : I see no issue here

[@Musoko7]

I'd take it if it was 50% instead of 5%

[@ThenosM_]

THE Minecraft Matthew. Two legends coming together for this video

[@NicoOfTheWind]

Would you rather lose all knowledge of One Piece or gain all knowledge of My Hero Academia?

[@Jfernandez02]

Being able to read one piece for the first time again? Heck yeah

[@StiggyAzalea]

@@Jfernandez02 it says all knowedge of, so you'd forget it exists and then when you learn about it you'll be like "that's too long, I don't wanna"

[@plantyt3246]

Lose all One Piece knowledge cause all id forget is the name Luffy and that there’s an anime about pirates. And being a fan of both this channel and Alpharad Deluxe, I’ll regain it very quickly, since that’s where I got it in the first place

[@boigmord]

Lose all knowledge of one piece so I can experience it for the first time again

[@greypug7769]

I can gain all knowledge of my hero and then never watch it anyway lol

[@rodeno01]

I'm mostly deaf in one ear and colorblind. Literally seeing the world in a shade of red (maybe?) And barely hearing people when they speak. Lol

[@videogamesarecool9280]

its the guy from the video!

[@RandomUser11170]

I was in this chat. That made me feel good. Because I checked him live

[@hohnmagna6903]

Oh yeah... I bet man. Okay sure!

[@leonro]

yoooo

[@gambitg]

The music is so loud I cant hear Dash's anti-persperant joke

[@dany_fg]

07:57 " one is guaranteed death and the other makes you an icon for a religion" I can't tell which is which

[@MrGamerCaptain]

ok but Minecraft Matthew has banger humour lol

[@alterrys]

Would you rather watch his vods or drive a jeep like Jawsh?

[@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas]

would you rather stop being bald or have jawsh complain to you?

[@deeznuts1330]

the kanye comment did not age well

[@pooperdooper3576]

The spider pit is way better than the snake pit any day, you could very easily kill every single spider in there with minimal risk of them biting you, plus they might not be venomous, AND even if they are there's only a small chance the venom is potent enough to kill you.

[@Pikana]

Same could be said for snakes on the venomous part. If the spiders aren't venomous why would the snakes be?

[@pooperdooper3576]

@@Pikana snake venom on average is much more dangerous as they are much bigger animals than spiders, and can even get bigger than people, while spiders can't get that big

[@legg6221]

Snakes are chill though if it's a cold room

[@ovensmuggler5207]

Snakes are cool as fuck though

[@lonelymascot]

as someone from aus, im honestly not sure what would be worse, depends on the type of snakes/spiders, if it's a pit of sydney funnel webs, give me the snakes (doesnt matter what type) any day

[@gytuj6722]

about the one at 3:15, waterboarding sucks because of how drawn out it is, and electrocution sucks because it is extremely painful as it fries all of your nerves. i would choose electrocution because at least its kind fast

[@camfmmm]

the background music is so hype in this video altrive

[@churrocharcharm]

It's almost too hype lmao

[@camfmmm]

@@churrocharcharm I think it needs more trap remixes 😈

[@LeftforDeadZombie]

6:40 i had the exact same reaction to the bone one when i was playing this with a couple friends and everybody looked at me like i was psycho

[@lakey1237]

Hell yeah the Visual Studio Code Emmet abbreviation for a quotation mark is the best prefix and suffix for a name (")

[@ChaoticallyLoose]

Would your rather have unlimited bacon but no more games or games, unlimited games but no games?

[@PeanutDragon]

That’s a reference

[@hohnmagna6903]

@@PeanutDragon NO!!! NO IT'S NOT!!!!!!!!

[@moresnqp]

3:30 JESUS CHRIST EDITOR

[@nato6061]

exceptional music choice for this one

[@ovensmuggler5207]

15:10 based Persona 2 Innocent Sin battle theme

[@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas]

holyyyyyyyy shit he used music from a persona game that isn't 5? I can't believe this

[@ovensmuggler5207]

@@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas not only that but a Persona game before 3

[@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas]

@@ovensmuggler5207 i wish i could say something funnier, possibly funnier than dash's antipespirant joke

[@ovensmuggler5207]

@@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas that is not possible

[@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas]

@@ovensmuggler5207 which is the public's reaction to the unveiling of the impossible burger

[@stellaspatola2999]

that trumpet hittin

[@dededemanreal]

yoo banger soundline

[@cyl_genderfluid-furry]

People can come back from drowning, so it can verifiably be considered worse, because people have been stuck by lightning and lived.

[@InfernoTune727]

"sea of thieves dude" me playing SoT while watching the video: THAT'S ME!

[@thediethrower1803]

The replication thing would be better for me because I honestly don't need more time in my day. They drag on long enough already.

[@alterrys]

Browser games are absolute hits.

[@kenku238]

what

[@freep3115]

Music selection is poppin'

[@danplaysguitar6706]

I saw Minecraft Matthew and immediately thought he was a cardboard cutout

[@edwardgonzalez2040]

I dont think people would choose the kanye route anymore

[@AV_Action]

He's right, Tupac is alive in Serbia, he sells me pork

[@megatennepster3833]

Ok, the sudden persona 2 music woke me up

[@water9151]

pikuniku and lethal league music in one video peak fiction

[@LePhantom777]

Yo is that Lethal Leage Blaze music? Awesome

[@cow4]

YOOOOOOOOOOOO HOLY FRICK ITS FUNKY BEATS

[@sherifflacombe]

nice video altrive

[@odq1680]

Lethal League!!!!!!!!!

[@pe1900]

6:30 i literally had the red option happen to me i was just on enough funny chemicals that i didn’t feel anything

[@quatromanthefourth4413]

welcome back to the bald podcast

[@eternalgaming9705]

7:57 "How to Jesus: 2 ways, 1 go"

[@Kiriby121]

No jawsh = no complaining

[@deepfrymeme3937]

4:53 first thing I thought of was El Sueño, honest drug dealer

[@ILIKEOTTERS]

Society on science, because science go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[@kulekid6917]

would you rather never be able to go bald or have nobody beleive you

[@LeoliyX]

somebody tell minecraft matthew that if he wants to know if hes got a shot at being on the bald podcast then he’d better check up on his mom’s dad’s hair situation instead

[@skylander84]

Why is Sonic Chronicle's Cetral City the Outro song???

[@Champion919Games]

Holy shit is that diamond armor Mii amiibo Minecraft Matthew?

[@kevsonkeyboard]

As someone named Kevin. True.

[@Z-Vee]

God I forgot the raw dopamine that comes from an altrive video since... I haven't watched one since among us...

[@dankwojak3689]

Holy shit the song at 6:30 is that kaiji

[@existant1]

Minecraft Matthew looks like a cardboard cutout

[@Thefifthpacmanghoststinky]

I would rather

[@odq1680]

Persona 2!!!!!!

[@atwistedb]

I love Minecraft Matthew! Hit!

[@Derpsman]

Personally I'd choose barely hear people when they speak, because that doesn't mean everything would be quiet, just people

[@LopousLIVE]

91% to 9%!? 9:40 BRUUUH 💀💀💀💀

[@hodrn_]

Depends on how the 12 year old looks

[@LopousLIVE]

HUH!?@@hodrn_

[@hodrn_]

@@LopousLIVE yeah

[@ProjectEchoshadow]

Gaming like playing a Virtual Boy

[@ovensmuggler5207]

Jack Bros babyyyyy

[@silverethereal2715]

When you’re named kevin.

[@prosperosmoon]

🕺

[@Ace0fSpoons]

what is the song at 6:15?

[@pikasoury]

4:52 its breaking bad

[@twist22]

The thumbnail 💀💀💀

[@RealNikTrustMe]

is that lethal league intro music?

[@jordan4046]

What is the song at 6:10

[@fluffy9071]

Minecraft matthew looks like your older brother

[@LittleScaredyBoy]

What is that trap remix of Resetti's theme?

[@shallowpleb]

14:01 why is altrive just sitting there... vibrating?

[@sunnysideduck]

Yo its the awesome man

[@shimp350]

using persona 2 music is crazy. How did you get music from a game that doesn't exist

[@DarkRed]

That one dating one Legit Criminals

[@someonewhocomments7011]

shade of red is just nevada im pretty sure

[@quasar9768]

9:50 my guess is that most of the users were children. So like when you're 14, you'd obviously prefer to date a 12 year old, rather than 80. Still, probably a whole lotta suspects

[@Ayacakes95]

i thought minecraft mathew was a cardboard cutout for a sec

[@sirewokthefirstidonthaveal2902]

why would you ever want to be named kevin

[@Zer0Main43]

6:04 kingdom hearts

[@josephburkhart6602]

Call me Kevin: I pick die.

[@MgForGlory]

no way

[@WillM69]

Would you rather antiperspirant

[@thefunkycarno5871]

anyone know the song that starts at 6:08

[@cyndaquill4ever476]

Something from kingdom hearts

[@spaceboy6142]

hyoe lethal league blaze intro

[@KFCGAMING55]

Would you rather 65 quadrillion dollars or to check him live?

[@Jamlord2061]

i was forced to have a spoon of cinnamon in primary school

[@DuncTV]

yo i'm yiiking out right now fr

[@elemental9538]

Welcome to the bald podcast

[@elitobin]

Holy fuck why is altrive next to a guy from squid game

[@MrGamerCaptain]

algorithm

[@stampot8681]

is this really the one and only minecraft matthew????????????

[@GuffisGod]

Sussy among us

[@Zapppp]

would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games or unlimited games but no games

[@tempest6027]

at first i was going to complain about you saying you'd rather die than be named kevin but then i heard the hideki naganuma music so now i forgive you you are very funny and cool and your music taste is great :) tbh kevin is a pretty sucky name lmao nobody i know is named kevin................nobody...........definitely....

[@pinkleafsheep]

Gaming

[@Pants.69]

If I’m filming my decision I’m going with the one who looks 80 If I’m alone I’m not sure

[@Rubikzzzz]

anyone know the song name from 6:07?

[@willnglee]

The song is "Acceleration" by fox capture plan

[@Rubikzzzz]

@@willnglee THANK YOU

[@slithera_6838]

@@willnglee ok bud what u gonna do steal my fkn job next.......... people these days.................

[@UnchargedBattery978]

Dude obviously the spider pit you could just crush them they die so much easier

[@random_commentor2378]

Would you rather theirs based prisons or theyres based prisons

[@hydrodyne6264]

6:16 be a sociopath or be an average male

[@gastonEGGS]

91% is … alright then.

[@williamcole4790]

Erm actually stopping time would bring about instantaneous universal heat death and you should totally not do that ever 🤓

[@Jason_Ultimate]

People just trying to have fun: "Stopping time is a really cool ability to mess around with in fiction." That one guy who always takes hypotheticals way too seriously: "Uhm, ackshually, stopping time would cause the entire planet to explode due to the sudden force of even taking just one step in an infinitely small amount of time." **pushes up glasses**