What Would YOU Rather Do?

wow I am not sure WHAT I'd rather do!
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[@AbduShu]

I remember getting banned in twitch chat for saying Arnold schwarznegger

[@newtwoup4293]

yeah

[@kingcroc5654]

F

[@dice8418]

Deserved

[@colinbrady6246]

i got banned for saying i was stream sniping in fortnite, and then for jawsh

[@-FutureTaken-]

Real

[@FrogTheGodHD]

I frown when the video doesn’t just start with “yo check me live”

[@YO0O0O0]

Being a fan of Altrive Plus is like being a fan of Altrive but (plus)

[@thegreatjan]

altrive minus become a fan and get less content in quantity and in length

[@Asherbird25]

​@@thegreatjan we need to convince him to make another channel asap Either that or renaim the other one

[@aidenzorn8322]

I love the moment of clarity as he remembers that the question is about Calvin and Hobbes

[@sticks4632]

Dad is one of the funniest people on the internet

[@Chav1v]

Seeing don say boat and not hear Cade or one of the other boys scream boat after him or force a laugh gave me hella whiplash

[@patrickbattle232]

boat

[@RGC_animation]

Half of these questions are like: "Would you rather die a slow and painful death while you watch your family get tortured, or get tickled a bit," and expect us to have a hard time deciding.

[@Flareguy]

I don’t like being tickled

[@broman-id5sy]

this isn't hard at all it's the former!

[@gamegoggles875]

Would you rather be a fan of Altrive Plus Or Be able to go outside like a normal person ever again

[@Flareguy]

❗️ALTRIVE PLUS ❗️outside scary

[@sampvp134]

1

[@gavinpearson161]

1

[@bombyman84]

1

[@derppy]

1

[@austinfletchermusic]

Yooooo that's Don Dad_as_heck from Friends without Benefits!!

[@lylelylecrocodile2538]

4:13 what's funny is that the planes movies weren't even made by Pixar, they were made by Disney but are in the same universe as the Cars franchise

[@Jamlord2061]

being in an anime is the high risk/reward option. you either get magical disaster-ed out of existence or be able to eventually f***ing kill god with enough determination

[@zzigyplays3223]

it depends on how the logic of touching red works, i don't want to pick it and then have all my blood expelled from my body

[@duane2881]

I wanna believe it's like a magnet

[@zGoldenHawk]

if u pick the red ​option and then paint urself blue will it magnetize to u? @duane2881

[@Asherbird25]

I love how all of altrive's would you related thumbnails have one option that leads to immense pain and suffering and then the second option of jumping off a cliff or something

[@logjakk1942]

On alpharad plus, jo said content (like entertainment) instead of content (like active.) This has just happened to dash on altrive plus

[@zhoubiden6003]

Yeah that was funny

[@smolbrendan5978]

@@zhoubiden6003 almost as funny as the antiperspirant joke. almost.

[@canadianquarter7961]

I'd rather catch him live, but youtube is great too!

[@JawshYT]

*I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIS*

[@AltrivePlus]

Don't Care!

[@AbduShu]

JAWSH WHY ARE YOU SO RUDE?!?

[@FrogTheGodHD]

Do I hear complaining?

[@funkst2016]

of course he's complaint... Silly josh.... What a goof

[@atwistedb]

TOXIC

[@lrgogo1517]

“Oh boy girls in anime have the biggest boobs” -Isaac Newton

[@ZackySena]

21:28 lol i love that i just noticed the oddloop rip from silvagunner banger certified

[@Meringuesnake]

13:14 : Bruh that's literally just becoming a Rotom

[@joeyrony2887]

Shoutouts to twippyy at 29:32 for the chat message "hell or LA" that was a fire chat message. and I chose hell obviously I've been to LA and I don't wanna go back.

[@hluccaskywalker8329]

For anyone curious but too lazy to check, in the punching every hour vs prison question, it would amount to a total of 43,800 punches across all five years.

[@lrgogo1517]

25:08 I’m pretty sure that episode had a throwaway line insinuating that they once did, in fact, pick Kuma

[@ado-]

Altrive looks like if Joker was hot

[@verylargebigtoe407]

Everyone knows that Robin Hood would be the best disney cartoon to live in

[@verylargebigtoe407]

Mmm maid marian

[@ThatGuyBobby]

"Confucius is chinese, we wouldn't have much to talk about" Jesus only spoke aramaic, you wouldn't have much to talk about with him either.

[@lrgogo1517]

Shoutouts to the muted Narwhal Song accompanying Altrive’s dialogue

[@Ishtarssb]

Dash has so many random bits of knowledge it’s great

[@dogf421]

1:25 this makes me wonder if you went back to the civil war and flew a jet over and fired one missle would they all just give up as long as you dont tell them that you dont actually have that much ammo and cant make more because i think just the bluff of "yeah ive got 10 more of these in the back" might make them reconsider as fast as the japanese did when we dropped the atom bomb (which to be fair, after the first they were like "yeah, we can still take you" but after the second they were like "nah, it aint worth it")

[@dontassociate]

This is exactly what I’ve been waiting for

[@kilobytes4537]

Confucius is Chinese? Bro, Jesus was speaking Aramaic in Judea.

[@jblen]

Damn i forgot how funny altrive is. Since he left alpharad plus I've gotten to the water 7 arc in one piece and now he's literally like me frfr

[@NoahAlbrecht]

I love the Mario/Sonic sound effects to indicate which option was chosen, so nice

[@userk9]

4:38 Lilo and Stitch is a Disney cartoon and an anime

[@ameliasniffy6491]

Man that narwhal song triggered a memory

[@1brianm7]

2:45 I’m taking a physics class, that isn’t how it works.

[@junk_bot_man6412]

1:18 no question I'm giving George Washington 2 miniguns he was already a beast in the war

[@MumboJ]

Dismissing Confucius because you can't speak Chinese, but forgetting that Jesus probably spoke Hebrew.

[@lucipo_]

20:11 @WillNgLee YOU'RE INSANE YOU ARE NOT LETTING THAT SILVAGUNNER FLINTSTONE SNOW HALATION GET PAST ME LMAOOOO

[@akgfilming]

went from watching a new video with don to watching a new video with don?! tis a good day!!!

[@CheesyLizzy]

4:00 I'm gonna go with Phineas and Ferb because I wanna try out their fun inventions and Phineas and Ferb regularly let the townspeople participate in their shenanigans

[@PIXELISAK]

I was NOT expecting Toradora! Portable music in here what the heck. Hell yeah though i love toradora and i love fwob

[@124metsfan]

Narwhal song has been my alarm for the past 6 years

[@zhoubiden6003]

Wtf

[@StarlightNkyra]

Old memes really hit better, don't they?

[@AIeksBush]

23:16 Wilbur Soot

[@EggDoesAnimations]

BRO-

[@SmelvinNerdley]

Muscle blues persona 4 at 23:37! I love persona! (I have not played persona 1 or 2 and I do not intend to)

[@trystero1729]

i cannot tell if you’re making fun of persona fans or if this is sincere which is a serious testament to the bizarre state of the persona fandom

[@SmelvinNerdley]

@@trystero1729 well I'll let you decide which one it is for yourself, skippy

[@crocadilian]

22:09 I never have typed LOL or anything like it (except for now), and I have not once in my life used an emoji.

[@firepowder]

"Yo, you were toast on Thursday" crazy sentence

[@honorableintent]

YOOOO I love Dad. He came home with the (lactose free) milk.

[@B1G_GUY__]

“Be British” or “Become free”

[@DarkCharger2]

The thumbnail says a lot, so I am gonna become British because I am already British

[@Basicbirchh]

The toast edit is such great foreshadowing

[@danifaragoi3709]

First time I've heard about Watsky since I was in middle school, the man has taste

[@CheesyLizzy]

18:45 You could have guaranteed painless poops though

[@jstar3382]

I blanked out at the beginning and thought "man I recognize this dudes voice" and then realized he said Don not Dom. He said Oklahoma and I thought I was going crazy. Then checked an wow oh ok

[@efayton2404]

The bad conductor got me on the floor

[@notdemomantf2294]

5:25 Read this again to yourself as: "Eat 5 spiders or Have a Meat Lair"

[@jstar3382]

They talked about being superman, but they described being homelander

[@lakey1237]

That thumbnail got me like: Cheeky bugger

[@christophersokol6388]

Your favorite anime reincarnated with my smartphone is getting a second season it’s wholesome.

[@UCDitto]

15:00 Pizza Mozzarella???!!!?!

[@Among_us427]

You already know what id choose

[@tehfriedwaffles]

dad the GOAT

[@acisverycool]

19:40 the red is basically what i deal with being autistic. I’m extremely sensitive to textures, visuals, and sound to the point I can’t go specific places because I can’t deal with them sensory wise and I have to take my headphones everywhere, and it also makes me a picky eater because I can’t deal with the textures of certain foods. I don’t know if it counts as poor motor control but i am extremely clumsy and my therapist says it’s probably autism related. I accidentally knock things over all the time and I manage to trip over nothing to the point I fall over while walking at least 4 times a week.

[@tubbytubbersun]

DAD SAID BOAT SOUND THE ALARM

[@tposingukiki]

Finally, someone funny

[@Fangria]

11:12 id love this actually. Ive always wanted a way to sound cuter but cant commit myself to cuter speech patterns or voice training. This would give me a solution.

[@BeeLol.3]

yes

[@gloomy_gal]

Anyone else like looking at their old chat messages and cringing at how high they were

[@arvidbergman]

Now that I know that Dad's been at Altrive's place I really wanna know what he thought about the $300 toaster

[@waluigi3459]

4:59 i would choose anime simply because of Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

[@butter_0021]

1:02 Oden is not Oden if it is not boiled.

[@bensherman2118]

That’s crazy

[@Joe_.]

True.

[@pikminalph1422]

i would rather

[@soyeahsauce]

22:46 double based, count me in on that too

[@blacklight683]

18:35 while i am a Muslim that is a w choice to not answer it, never get into religious arguments

[@rotomnation7662]

I miss when the thumbnail said "Become British, or Die"

[@titanwinland8633]

13:27 be a vampire or be rotom

[@goldsaiyan4969]

this but with jawsh would feed families

[@airygunner]

20:12 erm what the siiva

[@thatoneguy1968]

Would you rather watch this video or catch him live? (But no one believes you)

[@supergamingwarriorgamerult4705]

I could never live without the Nintendo switch, I'll just see my future

[@yolomolo2736]

6:11 now I know was an example of necrophilia is.

[@Jonathan_Finch]

The last time I heard the Narwhal song was in the fourth grade. How the hell does Altrive know that song?!

[@bidoof367]

everyone knows that song because its awesome

[@chasetrent4325]

You could change the past to where you invested in a huge company

[@definitelynotaviewbot5268]

outro music is back again, all is right in the world, but i fear it way soon be taken away from us on the mere whim of a pikmin :(

[@felixisfruity]

0:23 my hair is blue i dont even get the choice

[@someguydavies2313]

If Altrive is literally Joker Persona 5 then why does this video use Persona 3 music instead of Persona 5 music? Checkmate, atheists.

[@PPeasants]

let's go don appearance

[@Aliix458]

The thumbnail saying “Become british or jump off a cliff”: Me, who’s already british so this doesn’t apply to me:

[@devindoesntlikeyou2546]

The old internet vibes from the comments on these are hilarious

[@dedbot9872]

DC really made being gay one of Superman's weaknesses

[@Dompression]

what is Dad doing here he should be playing more poker with Major

[@duodecahedron]

14:29 Za Warudo vs. Kiss

[@matthewnewman3594]

anyone got the song at 16:30? really interesting choice, goofy yet calm. sounds like old nick jr or Disney playhouse energy

[@dran0nym0u5]

If you could haunt appliances do computers count because then I would become the AI overlord lol

[@jstar3382]

Bro chose superman but choose to become homelander

[@leviheichi2528]

@dad_as_heck love your World of Tomorrow profile pic here. That is all I came to say.

[@sampvp134]

OH GOD NOT AGAIN ITS PRESS THE BUTTON 2

[@jakedever1472]

Where can I find the sweater on the right?

[@Stoneybear1]

This guy is kinda funny