Would You Ride This Russian Train?

🇷🇺 You can take trains from Moscow to all kinds of romantic sounding places; St Petersburg, Vladivostok, Beijing...Well I didn't do that, instead I chose to go to Saransk the capitol of the backwater republic of Mordovia. Yeah I have no idea why I did it either.

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

You can also take the train from Moscow all the way to Pyongyang as well

[@uncleruckus9884]

Is it free of aids.

[@brianm2881]

Yep, and it's one way. Mwahahahahaha.

[@suprotyv7534]

There will be no difference between Moscow and Pyongyang soon

[@Erik-sw3tc]

Kim Jong-un That’s a great way to market North Korea as a lovely tourist nation. Good job Kim, keep it up!

[@depressedexrussiansoldier5541]

da comrade Kim

[@beka4080]

На 4:05 был запечатлён важнейший момент в истории Саранска: человек впервые сказал "let's go to Saransk" c энтузиазмом

[@youdontneedtoknowwhoiam9612]

On 4:05 you can see an important moment in Saransk history: It was a first time a person said "let's go to Saransk" with enthusiasm

[@stwm-el4xx]

Саранск будет получше некоторых российских городов, не надо тут.

[@rewandrew]

@@stwm-el4xx, ну у нашего народа самобичевание - врождённая черта. Чего вы хотите... Комплекс неполноценности (беспочвенный). Даже мой комментарий - тому наглядное подтверждение) Был в Саранске. Действительно, хороший, чистый город с приятными людьми.

[@seapickle1630]

До сих пор помню эту новость: «В Саранске снова пахнет дерьмом» Даааа

[@egorkukushkin4488]

Офигеть я с Саранска

[@danny55531]

*Arrives to Mordovia* "Wow there's a lot of Mordovians"

[@LuigiCotocea]

Moldovia is a separated country of romania witch they speak romanian and some russian, heres a sentence in romanian Moldova este langa ucraina (ukraine) si este separata de românia...

[@danny55531]

@@LuigiCotocea I understand that. You said: "This Russian language is separate from Romanian". I speak Spanish

[@ilovebarackobama]

@@LuigiCotocea you understand that not very good. MoRdovia - is a part of Russia, with Saransk the capital. MoLdovia - is, how u talk that, a separated country of Romania with Ckishenev the capital. MoRdovia and MoLdovia - are different territories. (I am so sorry for any mistakes. I translated this without Google Translator, only mine English knowledge.)

[@IvanScriptsEverything]

​@@LuigiCotocea Bruh.... Mordovia is a republic of Russia/Russian Federation. He didnt say "Moldova/Moldavia".

[@felixweismann2488]

I'm mordovian and this is often hide

[@dverdugonosov]

Here I am sitting and watching some English dude travelling my native country because I'm too lazy to do it on my own.

[@cactussenpai9625]

F

[@maximvorobev3978]

When your bored in quarantine so you just watch foreigners explore Russia

[@Bloodwest]

для него это экстремальное сафари, аналогично как для росиян африка

[@dasdas1970]

Or you have not enough money and time to do it....as I.

[@victorius0774]

Or because I don't have money to do it on my own \_/(ツ)\_/

[@ArtSoundStudio]

Англичанин заваривает дошик в Титане по пути в Саранск. Теперь я видел все в этой жизни)))

[@user-hd4dc6do6w]

Только он его самоваром назвал. Плохо к видосику подготовился))

[@STONE30man]

вы думаете у них там сплошны лорды по улицам ходют ?:) В бытовом плане британия не блещет от слова совсем . А уже эконом номера в британских отелях это полный привет еще и с клопами . Я просто видел фотки и что рассказывали об этом те кто там был . Так что у нас хорошо

[@kestas71]

on russkij,,

[@MichaelBeigelman]

@@STONE30man Videl photki xD

[@capkill2005]

​@DeathtoJapanLOL что именно

[@Dale_Philip]

Imagine getting on the train for a 7 day journey and after 5 minutes you discover your cabin mate is unbearably annoying 😂

[@ruralsquirrel5158]

A snoring, fat, hairy, smelly dude. Bon voyage!!

[@nepotiums]

Hey, man, what are you up to these days? Your channel needs more content, I'm absolutely loving your videos. Keep them coming!

[@IosifStalinsendsyoutoGulag]

Oh man...I've been in those 3 day journeys many times and hated it so much! Only planes from now on!

[@UtsaRoshid]

Dale Philip I did a 18 hour train ride in Ukraine and the entire cabin was drunk 😂

[@musicmaker2]

Ya my cabin mate was this balding British alcoholic who kept asking me about my childhood

[@Andrey_wanderer]

Lady from Russia and a person from GB having a nostalgic talk about broked empire.

[@iansysoev9462]

And a man, that moved from Russia to Germany replies to random comment for sake of paying respects to this empire... I wish I lived in that time, when 2 giants - USSR and USA (both starting with U... Coincidence?) were in cold war... That feeling of you living in mighty country that oppose another mighty country... Such a shame, that now both Russia and USA are shadows of its past....

[@TheAnikeenko]

@@iansysoev9462 and a half russian and half cuban man who grew up in Spain replies to russian man who moved to Germany. I wish i could speak better russian so i can travel that country one day! My grandfather was a polkovnik in the URSS and he used to tell me a lot of stories when he came to vist my family.

[@mogilevball3221]

She must be at least 104 years old to see an empire

[@iansysoev9462]

@@mogilevball3221 I mean the Ideology. USSR positioned itself like empire

[@iansysoev9462]

@@TheAnikeenko that's cool! I wish you luck

[@americanproductions6492]

When you call St. Petersburg "Leningrad": **I serve the Soviet Union.**

[@Abdirahman_Mohamed]

I mean the Oblast is still called Leningrad

[@thega.]

@@Abdirahman_Mohamed exactly

[@mls2319]

Petrograd

[@Abdirahman_Mohamed]

Milo S sanktpetrograd

[@hassooonnn6504]

Why was the name changed, I’m curious

[@shaboopie12]

Lol, I love how that train lady basically had all the jobs on the train, and different outfits to match.

[@davidmontoya8462]

That's exactly how they do it. An outfit for boarding passengers, an outfit for selling food, an outfit for vacuuming the carpets.

[@jaloveast1k]

Split (2016)

[@samrichards8251]

She was probably also the train driver. One woman army

[@ProficientEnough]

A real life Mrs Rabbit lol

[@Stormfox93]

She probably only is responsible for that one or a few carriages, while other (wo)men are responsible for the other carriages.

[@wqrbtt]

Goes to Mordovia “There are so many Mordovians here”

[@londomollari7889]

@@tudorfurst You live in Romania or Moldavia and you have no idea of Mordovia. But Mordovia's capital Saransk is 300 km closer to Bucharest than London. Why are you so ignorant?

[@kollsensbb]

@@tudorfurst actually i thought that too, but its real, I didn't learn that in school ^^

[@capkill2005]

@@tudorfurst taci ca te faci de rusine

[@shinemendwoor]

Goes to Disney Land "Woah there are so many kids here"

[@garrylitvinov8028]

waqar butt Goes to Mordovia!!! Jeez! Who teaches you that, pendejo?! Go to school and study the right English language.

[@MountRushCollymore]

Made me laugh, that woman on the train sitting awkwardly in her bed. I bet she had no idea that over 2 million people would see

[@karimtabrizi376]

The chat with the lady on the train was really touching. A lot of people lost everything after the USSR fell savings/job etc and even families broke for ever.

[@elliotrather730]

And what about the families torn apart because of the USSR’s repressive practices if you wanted to emigrate or didn’t agree with their policies?

[@harshg.9896]

@@elliotrather730 Whoa! Relax there buddy. He didn't say anything for or against the communist regime. He's simply expressing his sympathies for the woman. The period of the Soviet Union's fall was objectively a very difficult time for the average citizens. Whether you are a democrat or a communist, that's the truth

[@RossBayCult]

As everyone did because of communism.

[@harshg.9896]

@@andrewclark8630 What?

[@Someone-lr6gu]

@@RossBayCult "Everyone suffered from communism" is as much of a bold statement as "everyone enjoys capitalism".

[@nikolalysenk]

Бля, живу в России, а этот англичанин знает мою страну лучше меня.

[@jezovsky]

Жизненно :(

[@user-hq2rk5ro7n]

Тут можно только пособолезновать

[@Yumilli_]

Стыдно должно быть :)

[@Vessel_of_hope]

Россия должна измениться. Мы должны измениться к лучшему. Будьте достойны права называться русскими. Разбейте те ужасные стереотипы, которые копились на протяжении всей истории, да и копятся до сих пор. Только так мы сможем встать на путь к светлому будущему.

[@Ottepelev]

Он не только знает страну, но и язык лучше, чем половина населения😆

[@kirillmotorylo94]

Агент МИ-6 выпытывает гостайны у бабушки

[@alexeysaranchev6118]

@ Меня зовут мэн. Болдмэн. Дошик заварить, но не смешивать.

[@user-xz8id3ob8x]

Узнаёт где ещё можно нассать в подъезде и где ещё можно раздолбать дороги

[@user-xz8id3ob8x]

@, хгхтфу бл

[@Vadim_Sulimov]

@@alexeysaranchev6118 хорош)

[@matveisoykin4182]

Translating from Russian: Agent МИ-6 elicits state secrets from grandma

[@s34nvideos]

8:05 "Forget the trans-Siberian! I'm never doing it! Seven days...cha cha cha" 😂😂😂😂 Love that you are doing it though!

[@arnauuu1]

"The bright lights of Mordovia" "This place is full of Mordovians" LMAO

[@konstantingeist3587]

That feel when you're from Joshkar-Ola casually drinking your morning coffee when suddenly bald & bankrupt mentions your small irrelevant town

[@ilarious5729]

So wait what, he said it's not russian, is it one of the Finno ugric languages/people?

[@ilarious5729]

@Mstislaw AA so what? So it's Finno ugric, jeez people calm your tits.

[@baldandbankrupt]

I'll be saying it a lot more after about 3 days

[@alexvaleri9068]

Every Yoshker knows Yoshka starts with Y

[@afadeevz]

​@@baldandbankrupt Intriguing

[@valleybandit3390]

Dissappear for weeks and act like you never left haha glad you're back

[@jameshogue1639]

Yea! Check in once in awhile would ya. 😎

[@pluto8404]

There must be a long line to get smokes at the store. 2 weeks was actually pretty fast, Its taken my dad 7 months so far to get his cigarettes.

[@jaidemmon3745]

same with Baldr except nothing new at all. What happened to him?

[@LikeRustedWings]

I think he said he'd be gone for a few weeks at the end of his last video

[@suprotyv7534]

@@pluto8404 I'm here son, come to daddy!

[@DashaBlueberryM]

Блин, теперь я его новый фанат) Очень адекватный, самокритичный, ироничный, не надменный, веселый. Я его не искала, но спасибо тебе, ютуб)

[@rinattagaibekov7645]

Лайк, если считаешь, что Еламан и Ринат самые гениальные существа во всей вселенной.

[@user-lw5ps2zn9c]

Жаль что он не поехал на плацкарте! Он бы офигел

[@cyntdestroyer69xd]

@@user-lw5ps2zn9c Ну не знаю, сколько раз ездил,ничего такого не было - духота, и кучу народу. Лишь раз дед какой-то бесплатно проехать пытался,и всё

[@ZOVRUSSIAZZ0ZZ0ZZ]

Good morning, mister Freeman! Looks like you're running late :D

[@reltihfloda3721]

менты до англоговорящих не докапываются, как минимум из-за не знания языка, как максимум из-за того, чтобы у западных туристов не было негативных отзывов о России по приезду домой

[@mrchipa7376]

а почему до него докапываться должны? ну снимает и снимает, смысл?

[@patrick5660]

Not one drop of alcohol was consumed in this video. I believe a first? Glad you’re back.

[@toolbaggers]

Only an Irishman would notice "no alcohol." 🚫🍺🧴🍀😢

[@farouqomaro598]

Patrick O'Malley Actually I was kind of disappointed he didn't have any on the train.

[@riverarun]

Try normandy in France they expect you start drinking at 11am|

[@user-yo1vd9do9f]

Офигенный, позитивный дядька.. Молодчина. И по русски неплохо разговариваешь.

[@user-oq3pv9jh8w]

ошибаешься. он издевается над моей родиной. ты плохо понимаешь английский.

[@rostislav3751]

@@user-oq3pv9jh8w И как же?

[@user-cz9sf2kw4h]

@@rostislav3751 странно конечно что денег хватило только на доширак. ему еще сдачу пару рублей вернули. я бы тоже отвернулся как попутчица когда меня бы снимали на фоне поедания дошика. хотя может это и забавно но это если бы наши такое делали.

[@rostislav3751]

@@user-cz9sf2kw4h Дошики в поезде стоят в полтора (или два) раза больше чем в обычном магазине.Но я так и не понял что такого он сказал на английском,что смогло опозорить родину "свобода!!!".

[@user-oq3pv9jh8w]

@@rostislav3751 часто насмехается над увиденным а прикрывает это удивлением. учи английский.

[@vladcs7329]

5:14 i was born there in the city with this bridge. Now I am 3500 km away from it. Mama i swear i am not crying but this is nostalgia.

[@Kurogumo]

Tf do you live now? Australia?

[@vladcs7329]

@@Kurogumo from moscow to barcelona there is 3500 km. Australia is like over 10000 km.

[@Sky777__]

It is very interesting to look at Russia through the eyes of an Englishman

[@petehogg]

I travelled from Beijing to St Petersburg 5,000 miles over 3 weeks on The Trans Mongolian Express. OMG I loved every minute of it. I would do it again in a heart beat. Loved Russia.

[@xwinner4432]

Peter Hogg maybe Trans Siberia railway

[@BlackShadowLegion]

Nonstop ride for 3 weeks without shower and elecricity? Oh shi...

[@petehogg]

@@xwinner4432 Trans Mongolian Express out of Beijing up through Mongolia.

[@stanspb763]

@@BlackShadowLegion Electricity and showers....I have made the trip to Mongolia and then north to the Russian Pacific Ocean, a month one way due to stopping many places for a day or two. Mongolia was great also, stayed a few days on the plains in a Yurt and rode camels. Far East Russia is fantasic....more unspoiled wilderness, every stream filled with large fish, stunning beauty. I live in St Petersburg in northwest Russia but from the San Francisco area north of the GG bridge. After 19 years here, never want to go back, love the access to culture, personal freedom, and calm low-stress fun life, so radically different than the totally bogus claims by western media.

[@petehogg]

You also need Visa's for each country. The cost will depend on your nationality. I think that I paid about £400+ That included having to go to London to be Finger printed for the Russian Visa. I think that China now also require finger printing.

[@fletcher8275]

Разговор англичанина с бабулькой на русском о Советском Союзе в поезде, который едет в Саранск. Я сразу поставил лайк.

[@vladimiradoshev5310]

Советский Союз был страшным тоталитарным режимом, но при этом сами люди этого не осознают.Парадокс

[@vposviatenko]

​@@vladimiradoshev5310 ну у многих людей такая психика. видишь, нравится им так жить, потому что комфортно - им говорят, что делать, дают ни больше, ни меньше. зачем задумыватся. кому-то такое комфортно, и что, осуждать их за это? главное, чтоб такой образ жизни другим не навязывался, а был выбор. хорошо, что сейчас он есть

[@KoneCdRusne]

не жили и другим не дадим

[@vladimiradoshev5310]

@@KoneCdRusne самое страшное что они правда думают что жили хорошо в совке

[@ae5655]

@@vladimiradoshev5310 Не не осознают, а не знают, т.к. признаков не видели, никакие выводы не напрашиваются?

[@mathildesteinberg7135]

Всегда интересно смотреть на свою страну глазами иностранцев:))) этот мужик классный и позитивный:) спасибо , дорогой за Ваш хороший русский язык ! Удачи! 👍👍👍🍀🍀🍀

[@alexeysaranchev6118]

I haven't searched for this, but that was a wholesome video, thank you. The train is really the most authentic way to travel our country. I remember when I did that as a kid doing a ~24-hour trip to Crimea with my family. Seeing every stop and station, every city and village all the way may be time-consuming, but somehow taking a plane just feels wrong, you don't feel like you're really travelling, more like teleporting.

[@jensenhealey907efi]

OMG! A B&B video where the word "soviet" does not get said at least 47 times. It's simply amazing!

[@namenlosnutz]

It's replaced by the word "mordovian" in this video.

[@aspensong]

Now it's Mordovia ...

[@Y.M...]

47, I see what you did 🤣

[@FrenchViking466]

Jensen Healey Replaced it with “Russia” “Russian” “Mordovian”

[@markohuber2325]

i love that interview with the old Woman on Train - that was cool

[@radmaster13]

Of course her ass misses the soviet union and complains it was dissolved in an "uncivilized" way meanwhile the Soviets were oppressing the people of those nations who wanted to break off.

[@netort7298]

@@radmaster13 Have you ever been to USSR? No? So shut up and dont talk about things you dont know!

[@okaravan]

​@@radmaster13 Do you know that 77.85% of soviet people voted on referendum in 1991 for preservation of Soviet Union's integrity? The needs of majority are more important than the needs of minority. That's called democracy. And despite the will of the nation, a bunch of traitors in power sponsored by west destroyed The Union, violating all the laws of USSR. So WHAT oppressed people are you talking about? Those who wanted to leave The Union, have got what they wanted, meanwhile ALL THE RIGHTS OF THE BIGGEST PART of people of USSR WERE violated. The MAJORITY was oppressed when The Union was ruined and this majority IS STILL oppressed, because it lost the rights Soviet Union provided them. Also for you to know, USSR is the union of sovereign republics, where every republic can leave the union under controllable procedure in accordance with the laws. Next, there were no borders inside Soviet Union, there were no differentiation by nationality and travel was inexpensive, so there were many people born in one area of Soviet Union and living in another, so don't mix "nations" with geographical areas.

[@8322582]

She's such a brainwashed old fool

[@zapatoperdido]

I understand her, before the Soviet Union collapsed we Cubans had it so good thanks to them, good economy, no struggling with food, we were able to send the first Latin American, the first person of African descent, and the first Cuban to fly in space, etc... they will always be our best friends.

[@skinniedree]

3:54 - Left Screen - It's always nice to see people doing Rock Paper Scissors all over the world. 😅 ✊🤚🖖

[@cocotaveras8975]

xD nice catch. I would have never noticed it on my own. 😂😂👍

[@inyouhead]

Я только хотел написать, как интересно, когда иностранцы гуляют и рассказывают об обыденных для тебя местах, а тут он подошел к вагону и на чистом русском заговорил. Сказать, что я офигел, это ничего не сказать. Очень круто. Успехов!

[@chriscross8398]

Thank god you're back. I have been suffering withdrawal symptoms and had to go into rehab. Don't you leave us for that long again.

[@botladola]

What a loser

[@dominiqueaniela4030]

Haha

[@raiderrichard7291]

I need to check in too. morphines the devil 😈

[@yasminedey8612]

LOL! Ya, me too ...both Ben and Harald were suddenly gone after their adventurous tower climbing video, I guess they were on an extendet bromance honeymoon. ;)

[@daymarar]

Chris Cross Same here 😂😂

[@leswhynin913]

At 1 Million Subscribers you'll have to change the channel name from "Bald and Bankrupt" to "Hair Plugs and Offshore Bank Accounts"

[@jastat]

Why offshore? It's not obligatory to dodge tax if you're rich you know, you can pay it and have a clean conscience

[@GingaJamiesBMX]

@@jastat its just funny ok

[@misha2197]

Hahahaha!

[@alexdenton1073]

😚😚😚

[@WeedAndEstrogen]

Hairy and rich... lmao

[@vitradispersio]

Вы такой позитивный! Спасибо за видео, настроение поднялось :)

[@rickyrush2196]

Факт: ты не искал это видео

[@porkydorky]

Honestly yea I agree

[@user-mp3md3yg8h]

Ты меня пугаешь. Я заклею свою камеру.

[@pneitkrietnako9970]

@@user-mp3md3yg8h не поможет, там целая сеть иллюминатов определяет какой ролик ты искал, а какой нет

[@galatiuss]

Факт: большинству поебать

[@blendfile3_3]

@@pneitkrietnako9970 рэально.

[@Mattdewit]

A train to Leningrad? Thats sounds great, I have never been on a time traveling train.

[@kingerikthegreatest.ofall.7860]

Matthias de Wit that’s what I was thinking. I’m sure he means st. Petersburg

[@nuclearnoob6314]

well the federal subject of St. Petersburg is still called Leningradskaya Oblast.

[@Rustycaddy17]

Train station is still named after Leningrad, but the city isn't.

[@brett1538]

Great Scot

[@kylepederson9420]

Hilarious...

[@dougmcartin3881]

Your traveling companion seems to have aged considerably Mr Bald.

[@sto2880]

After few drinks she will look beautiful

[@precogtyrant]

Looks like Mr. Bald takes back the clothes he gifts his companions, after they are done with the adventure.

[@seanjis007]

Glad your back in eastern former Soviet territory

[@k.s.333]

they seemed to ignore each other and not said good bye, whatever happened during those last two hours after he said he was bored I guess we'll never know...

[@kecsek3496]

I just love how clearly he says "Budapest". :DD

[@hugoj4839]

Mes voyages en train en Russie ont été des expériences absolument formidables ! Incomparable avec l'avion pour parcourir de grandes distances. Je n'ai pas vu passer les 18h pour aller de Petrozavodsk à Mourmansk. On observe le paysage, on dort, on mange, on discute avec le voisin. Je le referai les yeux fermés!

[@kclark2833]

something tells me you will eventually find yourself on that Trans Siberia line

[@santoshjudedsouza]

To Vladivostok!

[@TheCouchsurferviking]

I did the trans-Siberian journey a few years back, awesome trip. Follow me for other journeys!

[@santoshjudedsouza]

@@TheCouchsurferviking wowow great!

[@goodluckgorsky3413]

When he said “nothing’s impossible” I kinda imagine the guy being like Is this a sign?

[@CAINSO12]

Eat you cereal

[@GiveMeWaffles]

This video threw me back 13 years ago when I was 8, traveling to Ribinsk from Moscow on train, you brought up so many memories...thanks!

[@Gspotje]

What happens on the Russian train stays on the Russian train 😉 god I remember the toilets after a few days 🤮 luckily they have a steel raster to stand on and below you is the piss going from one side to another. Imagine russian guys being drunk and train goessideways its impossible to aim 🤣 straight into the toilet. That's why after a few days the floor collected a piss and that's why they have the steel raster otherwise your feet get soaked in piss. Until today I was unable to talk about it. Only with fellow passengers I can share my experience and feel understood 🤣

[@various_trash]

- До свидания, Москва. До новых встреч... - мандарины, да... МАНДАРИНЫ.

[@afadeevz]

I am from Yoshkar-Ola! Was not expecting to hear about my city in your video

[@liamsouth6911]

Just recently discovered your videos Bald. Thanks for the amazing content. Bringing back fantastic memories of my trip to Russia during the world cup last year (Visited Moscow, Kazan, St Petersburg, Samara, Sochi, Adler, Nizhny Novgorod, Rostov). What a place! Absolutely fell in love with the country after having zero expectations going into it due to the influence of western media while growing up. Now in the process of improving my Russian so i can go back for a second trip with a better ability to communicate effectively. Thanks again, keep up the great work!

[@stas7che]

Liam South are you from UK?

[@liamsouth6911]

@@stas7che I'm from Australia mate

[@wildchild4713]

omg as a russian I'm so glad you like your trip to Russia

[@zhertva_soley]

Sometimes i see commants like this and i always ask this: Have you ever been in Moscow M4 trolley? I use it everyday since last year and this is a popular route so you might ride it. I saw many people from all around the world, and i'm trying to find one in the internet

[@dtch719]

Your comment is so pleasant and hearwarming :) I have been on your match in Sochi! Hope you can visit Russia again (and maybe flight from Australia to the Baikal lake is even faster than from Moscow :))

[@TheAnikeenko]

What an awkward situation with that lady sitting in front if you. "This weird american keeps talking alone to his phone omg so annoying" 😂😂😂

[@MrSharkFIN]

He's British

[@jh_monty8888]

He is a brit

[@user-wt7ni1lt1h]

she said smth like this: O Lord, who did put him here, nearby? she was suffering becouse of her own bad character (or mental illness or lack of good manners)

[@Emke16]

@@J-roll1 What the fuck do you mean by that nationality doesnt matter. So ill take an example: You are Russian Someone says you are American it wouldnt matter?

[@alankn6508]

nationality is very important to peoples identities, backgrounds and cultures, it’s not nothing

[@johnpick8336]

Most of these Russian Train Stations architecture is very impressive, Thank you Ben.

[@arise676]

Thank 2 comrade Stalin

[@Chalker633]

What an excellent knowledge of Russian history and culture! I appreciate it! Very appreciate! Nice video! It put a huge smile on my face!) Keep it up, man!

[@impyrobot]

Nice English man :)

[@abes2967]

Mordovia, before USSR they called it just Mordor.

[@oleggy1924]

Lord of the ussr

[@svbelkin]

Отличный контент - Молодец 👍 Легко смотреть и путешествие по России с юмором гораздо приятнее . Как будто побывал дома .

[@wolfyshmoolfy]

I've taken trains in States, Thailand and Morocco, but nothing compares to Russian trains.

[@sees9657]

What did you think about the moroccan train?

[@MarkSheran]

In good or bad way?

[@GordonSlamsay]

The US hasn't had trains for a hundred years lol

[@michaelboshko8206]

@@GordonSlamsay they have the Amtrack

[@pkanandan95]

Come to INDIA....!!!

[@user-xf9gx3ie7d]

Лучше бы поехал в плацкарте

[@user-vg1xs6td9w]

Было бы веселей и собеседников хоть отбавляй

[@khoroshev33]

Репортаж был бы немного в другом ключе. "And here we can see russian "DEMBELYA"))"

[@Usern9798]

Михаил Хорошев blin prosto porvalo 🤣

[@edyamars]

его бы там затрахали

[@kupiecbakaleyshick2285]

Он назвал титаник самоваром, классно, да?

[@samovarmaker9673]

Quick story: A few years ago, myself and some family members were in Moscow and were going to St Petersburg by the Sapsan high-speed train. Apparently we were reading the time wrong and as we exited the metro station to go to the railway station we realised that we were running late for our train and started rushing through a busy evening Moscow street. As soon as we reached the platform, our train began leaving. There was another Sapsan train waiting at the other side of the platform, also heading for St Petersburg. We tried asking its operators to let us board, and they actually let us in! They didn't have to, it was our fault that we missed our train, but they did. We ended up going to St Petersburg and it was very nice.

[@mihan2d]

Same happened to me once. The Sapsan train chief was very nice and actually let myself and a few more people in, who got late, apparently this is unofficial but common practice, since they know you already paid for your ticket for the very same train effectively, so it's not like any kind of fraud against the railway operator.

[@pavelgordeev2631]

As I understand, they actually must let you in. Offcourse you have to go to ticket office and pay small fe for changing the tickets (about 2-3$) on the next train, if there is free seats, but in your situation they decided to save you some time.

[@yowaddup5649]

Lmao y'all can use Russian if u want.looks like majority of the views on this video are coming from Russia.

[@Egzvorg]

@@yowaddup5649 for us it's an opportunity to practice English)

[@yowaddup5649]

@@Egzvorg fair enough

[@ryandags6003]

Amazing videos,Russia looks so lovely.

[@kristinagalieva3985]

i’ve been on russian trains before, im russian for god’s sake! so tell me why im watching some englishman take a russian train when i should be studying

[@vermis13]

Its absolutely mental how clear the picture on your camera is. It really feels like we're just attached at your hip, along for the ride. Thank you for your videos, its a world I never knew existed, and that I would never be able to see in person.

[@mothanna.2]

Its sony fdr x3000

[@DenEz_TV]

Come to Russia, man!

[@footballfreestyle9648]

@@DenEz_TV will Russians be hostile to English?

[@danbaltic9678]

@@footballfreestyle9648 why on earth would They?

[@footballfreestyle9648]

@@danbaltic9678 No I've just heard stories in the past and i'm just cautious because I'm going to Moscow soon

[@cjaskew_18]

It’s a shame I can’t relate with the comments.... As they’re in Russian

[@dddevchonka]

You can always use Google or Yandex translate.

[@theangryaustralian7624]

@@dddevchonka not a bad idea

[@solooverland3666]

Cj Askew - I recommend the Nemo language apps. They’re brilliant, and much better than Duolinguo or Babble

[@dlrss1v274]

translate page lool

[@gamingthe81]

Learn russian, very easy.

[@MightyTenor]

Absolutely love your travel stuff, man. Very entertaining and very interesting~~

[@Rrrr-sn4zc]

Всегда хорошеет на душе, когда вижу у нас иностранных туристов, или натыкаюсь на такие видео!) Мы вам рады, вы только приезжайте!)) From Russia with love! :*

[@christinawalker3421]

I was never interested in Eastern European countries. After stumbling on to your channel and subscribing I can't get enough of your vlogs. We are living vicariously through you!!🍻🥃😃

[@nakantar1449]

east european countries are way better than most people think

[@kam2894]

Sterrn Vernalen ^^^

[@UtsaRoshid]

I visited Ukraine and Moldova this summer and it was amazing. Did a circle via train in Ukraine and it was so fun

[@JJ-sv1ov]

Czech Republic, Slovakia, and Russia are all great places to go. I was at the same spot as Bald one month ago.

[@cfvgd]

Doesnt seem that bad. Clean streets. Calm. Only white people. Interesting.

[@irina.176]

Лучше бы в плацкарте поехали😅 романтика... дошик... вы очень позитивный человек 👍 good luck🍀

[@Alexander_Dunn]

Thank you for doing these very entertaining videos, it helps me entertain my dad every evening. I really appreciate and enjoy your videos! You have got yourself a well-earned subscriber!

[@kaywunderlich7163]

I'm an eastgerman and I learned Russian at school for seven years, but I'm impressed how You speak this language! I couldn't. And... yes I would ride this russian train!

[@Ocho88887]

Russia is a living museum, Mr Bald, hope you visit again Granny Babushka, good luck on your journeys

[@VlogdeJorge]

Great video, I went to Saranks last year during the Russia World cup, beautiful city and people, I love Russia.

[@helenk4309]

JorgeCurioso, You are sweet! Unfortunately, this guy does not share your attitude towards Russia.

[@mixaporusski]

@@helenk4309 that guy sounds like he gets all his info about Russia from some comment section

[@jonasklein2726]

Proper history lesson starts at 6:39... Thanks for your great videos and let's all live together in peace and freedom! greetings from germany :)

[@rickrockefeller1367]

thanks for all your travel adventures....I enjoy all kinds of travel myself, and you areso enthusiastic that I get the 'Travel Bug' just watching you. Thanks for all you do!

[@baldandbankrupt]

Don't forget to follow me on Instagram for all the behind the scenes footage and photos from this Russia trip @ realbaldandbankrupt

[@jameshogue1639]

What's sup my brother. Great to see you again.😃😃😃😃👀

[@dmajumdar2059]

Naah...can't be bovered!

[@mbsbrown7838]

I have been wondering how you were doing! GREAT to see you!

[@jay6549]

Hey dude, you said 3weeks, hope you have a good rest, fuelled up once more to go again! Greetings from your Brighton, 🇬🇧 good luck with everything 😎

[@SPANKSTEROFFICIAL]

Legend say that harold retired from, youtube because of copyright issue

[@user-sr7jx5zs2z]

Passengers still run towards the trains because the storage space in cabin is divided on a first-come-first-served basis. You dont have a big load of bags. So you wont face that problem.

[@tissot233]

Ah that makes more sense. Especially considering there are so many long distance trains.

[@ivanramonrobert]

just like in planes

[@achpRu]

Not at all. According to the carriage conditions, the space under the lower bunk is at disposal of the passenger placed on that bunk -- entirely and without reservations.

[@stanspb763]

@@achpRu And there is a large storage space above the door stretching the depth of the hallway. I use the train all the time and there is always space,

[@janea3557]

No, as it's already been said, luggage place under the lower bunk belongs to the passenger of this bunk. Other passengers can put their luggage there but only AFTER PERMISSION from this passenger.

[@ponddweller525]

What an amazing channel, I’ve watched several of your vids and I’m hooked. 👍 & Subbed.

[@internet_wanderer8316]

really those were the old days when bald and bankrupt used to visit Russian suburbs. just came here today to watch few of those videos again. i realized i still like these videos that he made before he was stopped from entering Russia.

[@V_Sarantsev]

Доширак в поезде, как романтично. Ещё бы в плацкартном вагоне и не в Саранск из Москвы, а сразу во Владивосток.

[@user-yd7gy4he9l]

На верхней боковушке возле туалета

[@zelmanfeig5404]

@@user-yd7gy4he9l На третьей, багажной боковушке, возле туалета, всю ночь дверью по башке бьют и ссачками пованивает.

[@strayker9911]

@@user-yd7gy4he9l бля жиза пиздец

[@dewisselspeler9080]

Snnd n djdkebbehrufksnwbevrnrbrbr mother rusia djkrbrnskkdnd me not understand russia krnriejndndijsnehurndd

[@killerbc8785]

DlkNajkdkakkdksmskka nahui vodka

[@h3nder]

That Train looks pretty good.If that is their worst Train, wonder what their best one is like.

[@daddykpot]

Best train is as same as this, looked like worst;)

[@NerdX151]

That would be the Red Arrow or the Moscow-Paris service. Both these services have luxury sleepers that you won't find any other places on the russian network.

[@h3nder]

@@NerdX151 Damn

[@stanspb763]

The high-speed trains are very fast, more like airline seating with personal monitors, wi-fi, many movies but none of the charm of the slower night trains.

[@bernhardhorlezeder8394]

The Train from Miami to New York is not good!!!!

[@ericsc28]

You are such an inspiration, showing how much is out there in this world for all of us sheltered people, who haven't had the chance to travel the world.

[@konstantinoskalogridakis4714]

Nice video with full of expiriences ! I admire your positive energy and your strong belief in traveling ! Greetings from Greece!

[@mrgunshot33]

sometimes i forget youre from england and think youre just a russian who speaks english (in a good way)

[@maxdembo2029]

MrGunShot has he explained why he speaks the language. I’m new to the channel.

[@slick3996]

I wonder how many languages he can speak, so far i know of russian and hindi

[@maxdembo2029]

Ida N yeah I did a bit of googling. She’s Belarusian. Thank you though.

[@tusanesc]

Oh he's from England. Now I get why he's borderline disrespectful to every Eastern country he goes to.

[@climatixseuche]

@@tusanesc I think it is just banter, common is most English cultures, like a friendly teasing not in a derogatory way

[@anothercynicalbrit6451]

'When their train is announced they all rush to sit down even though they know where they are sitting, i don't understand it.' 2 minutes later 'my trains in' starts rushing to the train.

[@afrosheenix]

Americans do this on free for all flights every day. Everyone has their assigned seat but they must get there first. Smart airlines board groups by seating to make getting on and off easy. However, it never fails that some dumbass will hold up 20 people, trying to cram some shit into the overhead storage. They can't just step aside and let everyone by first, nope, gotta wait on the Queen to come to grips with spatial reasoning and a barely legal sized carry on.

[@baldandbankrupt]

@Syrup & Pancakes when in Mordovia do as the Mordvins

[@Scousefire]

First of your videos I've watched, absolutely superb, loved the way you could have a random conversation in Russian with the lady on the train. Could talk to her for hours.

[@akillaonwax]

Love your channel , greetings from Poland❤️

[@tasi9154]

1:48 as a hungarian im satisfied with that "Budapest"

[@vladimiradoshev5310]

well because "Будапешт" in Russian can only be read as "Budapesht". ш=sh. One of my favorite cities in Europe btw!

[@sanchesseli]

@@vladimiradoshev5310 In hungarian language it also reads with sh sound.

[@vladimiradoshev5310]

@@sanchesseli yeah I know;)

[@Richard_Gonda]

I wish Bald to visit Budapest i'm from there xD, we are not slavic though that much haha

[@rinatsahab7942]

"Provodnitsa" and "Samovarr" - are priceless, good job mate!!!

[@Bulbashkin]

Russki narod as well ))

[@davidwarren9506]

Your short videos are excellent. I have learned a lot about the Soviet Union. It seems we were lied to in Canada. I was told everyone was scared stiff in the East. Mr. Bald is quite funny and a great narrator. Please keep making your videos.

[@sickheadsumaddy5231]

Mi love how U rock dat Marley & Wailer Shirt, enuh! Nuff respect...

[@midnightkitty8172]

I can't believe how beautiful the architecture is in Russia; those train stations look amazing~! Thank you for uploading this, Mr. Bald. I really like your videos and I'm looking forward to more~!

[@prestonian23]

Elinchick looks different without her make up on

[@miguelcardenas6825]

Only a few days and she went full babushka lol

[@mackenzieb2218]

ok I think your channel is the perfect one to binge while quarantine finishes off. heck yes buddy!!!!

[@ZainJafar]

Great video. Loved seeing Leningradsky Station across the road as I took the train to St. Petersburg from there a couple of years ago and ended up at a hostel much like the one you did.

[@borderlord]

85K till 1M subs matey....Been here since 2K ...Onwards and Upwards!!

[@Andrij_Kozak]

I noticed that he gained a lot of new subs since the Moldova videos got published.

[@MrTripcore]

I knew he'd get to 1 mil. I called it ages ago

[@MrTripcore]

I think Harold baldr will get to 1 mil too eventually.

[@Andrij_Kozak]

@@MrTripcore well this channel exists only since June 2018 so you couldn't predict it ages ago.

[@MrTripcore]

Andrij S Yeah. I meant ages ago when the channel was at maybe 100k subs.

[@drawbridge611]

Mr. B, your videography is top-shelf. So is your editing. I especially enjoy those temporary two-second detours, such as the shots of the little space connecting two cars, camera aimed at the exit door, with all the mechanical noise in the background. Creative and effective. Thanks to your videos, I'm developing an affinity for Eastern Europe and Russia -- and I've never even been there!

[@NM-we3bx]

“I don't take coffee, I take tea, my dear I like my toast done on one side And you can hear it in my accent when I talk I'm an Englishman in...” SARANSK 🎶

[@vitalyk.4451]

Really enjoyed it. Great adventurizing journey.

[@MillennialTravelConfessions]

Good to see you back! 1M Subs only round the corner 🙌🙌🙌

[@miguelcastillo917]

Im from the US and i took trains from that station last year during the world cup

[@Nozylatten]

@mshigorin you behave decently.

[@paulbelfastlimerick]

Excellent series of videos. Well done!

[@saw76]

Спасибо за видео. Я раньше работал 10 лет поездным электромехаником в своём родном городе Минск (Белоруссия). Объездил много стран и городов. Это вагон производства ГДР. У нас в Белоруссии их поставляли до 1992 года. Англичанин был видно приятно удивлён за чистый номер стоимостью 10 фунтов. Да ещё выбирай кровать любую)

[@swexyandrei1]

I was adopted from Moscow at 3 years's old, so this video was great to have watched. Great to see how it is there. Thanks!

[@MrMDanny]

@ᗩꍏᴅ ɪ ㄖᴏᑭ oh shit, I actually replied to the wrong comment where a guy was basically shitting on some good people from the video for no reason. My sincere apologies

[@swexyandrei1]

@V A I Pray That Will Happen.

[@kellycrook]

Warrior Drei You’re lucky.

[@nealpandey]

I started watching your videos after it was recommended by Google. I have been always been intrigued by Russia and life during Soviet days. Your videos are informative and seem unfiltered with honest opinion. Really enjoyed your commentary, banter with smile and traveling in good spirit.

[@jimholder6656]

Really nicely produced -- thank you!