Would you take a drink from this man? | 3 Scary Games

[@jacksepticeye]

FEAR CODE HOPE CHOICE NO WAY OUT

[@starkk4965]

Hiiii jackk

[@ComfyOwO]

Hai Jack

[@max4633]

Ah so this is the FEAR CODE HOPE CHOICE NO WAY OUT cult

[@SepticBadger]

I prefer BOOPER DOOPER

[@Grongledongler]

Hiii :)

[@Figby_]

Jack: "you're slowly lowering your sound" Me: *aggressively raises volume*

[@demoflower5334]

Bring it OOONNN!

[@daffydj]

Y'all have titanium will.

[@Faun-animates]

I did that too

[@embers_falling]

Jack: “you’re probably backing away” Me: *stubbornly gets so close to the screen my eyes cross*

[@xy7p]

I did the same thing while slowly leaning foward

[@blu5321]

jack just yelling "im just a himbo" is the best excuse I've ever heard.

[@Gabemw]

Ok bro you have 666 likes aluminatie confirmed 🙃🙃🙃

[@lunchboii_125]

pls where did he say that

[@blu5321]

@@lunchboii_125 6:36 :)

[@incompetentastie9888]

you know somethings wrong when Jack's intro is SOMEWHAT calm at all

[@christianparrish6647]

@Sam Nestor Luckily I didn't have my headphones in,I didn't get jumpscared when Jacksepticeye was trying to jumpscare us.

[@atmywhitson]

So true! 😆

[@mangoisatango]

@Sam Nestor same i didnt get jumpscared from it cus i had a big feeling something was going on

[@baristaz8834]

@@subbwithnotisbefore No

[@norahgreens3991]

@@christianparrish6647 His name isn't Jacob! It's Sean.👍 18:13

[@UltraMarineBlue]

No cult - ever - in the history of cults: "SO, YOU WOULD LIKE TO JOIN OUR CULT??"

[@florpleborp2275]

“Hello, we’re here to speak with you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ! Here’s our address for our church-”

[@grm8651]

@@florpleborp2275 since when is christianity a cult? T-T

[@davidburcham5038]

@@grm8651 since 1776

[@nyx2199]

@@grm8651 all organised religions are practically cults, they just don’t approve of killing people anymore and so are socially acceptable

[@sawspitfire422]

Jehovahs Witnesses be like:

[@kruzthewolf]

Sean's piano strategy: "60% of the time it works every time."

[@eggs8021]

@@Nox1ousBBX yes that's the joke

[@maximumeffort1006]

Cus in the 60% of when it happens it always happens

[@rainbowgodess5009]

Yep I just do AEIOU everytime

[@Muzan_Kibutsuji_DMJ]

I love the Anchorman reference. Bonus points

[@Niles2.0]

Love this quote, I use it sometimes, every time

[@sultanmahfries6402]

Jack: Finds out the game he's playing is about covering up a murder Also Jack: Immediately starts touching EVERYTHING

[@garnetfox4152]

Jack: “you think I’m gonna jump scare you” Me: *takes bite of cake*

[@sliceofbreadfriedinyolkdro3476]

was it the bite of 87?!?!?

[@bradleywright441]

Me: takes a bite of salad as he screams in my face

[@GusFling]

Was that the bite of '83?

[@scarlettealwing2819]

Bro same except I’m eating cookies XD

[@pvrplefr3ak796]

Im eating grapes

[@blavastly]

Seán: "There's a T in every single word of the English language." Also Seán: "Oink hahah!"

[@slupsker]

None of the words you said had a t lol

[@letmesleep4828]

@@slupsker i mean, except for “there’s” and “the”

[@blavastly]

@@slupsker That was not intended but worked in my favour! :D

[@slupsker]

@@letmesleep4828 yes but we are talking about Sean’s perspective, in his perspective every t is upside down

[@HappyMatt12345]

@@slupsker except for 'There's' and 'the' :p EDIT: crap, I just noticed someone already replied this XD

[@jeridast9598]

The quiet calm intro gave me more anxiety than the jump-scare. Edit: Wow thats a lot of likes! Thank yalll

[@Zero.betaofficial]

Frrr, when he just went to the game I felt the world go out of whack and felt calm when he actually did the scare😂

[@nero7469]

Like Markipliers scary game intros

[@rainbowgodess5009]

same

[@Polyneering]

@@nero7469 coincidence?

[@rustycoin_]

wtf are these bots

[@Nitrinoxus]

Sean: "There's _no way_ it's 'Carpenter'." Narrator: "A few seconds later..."

[@NaudVanDalen]

10:32 The drowning when there's plenty of air available is hilarious.

[@Sanquinity]

Yea I was like "wait, that water would hardly reach to your crotch. How would that make you drown? You could probably even sit on the floor and still breathe..."

[@smil9083]

Maybe too much CO2 in the air? Since that room looks poorly ventilated

[@stargrazerhorse4248]

Look up the Naica Mine. There's a very real danger of drowning there even with there being air down there. You just need humidity and it can happen. You don't really need a pool of water. Kind of scary to think about. Pretty place, though.

[@skatingskelly]

@MGTOW Entrepreneur :|

[@mredits6810]

Hey Jack I've been a fan since nine k and I'm sick rn and If you could like this it would make my day because I feel horrible and it's probably covid if you get this plz don't ignore it

[@jennyneon]

“You only have 3 minutes left...” *Me:* Watches a Jacksepticeye video.

[@officialdoggodoge]

@SC [High Quality Videos] why tf u lying, why u always lyingggg

[@amanammer]

@SC [High Quality Videos] now you mr-bot is different. since you think gay is an insult. while its not. but the fact you have that name is

[@christianparrish6647]

@SC [High Quality Videos] He's straight

[@EmuEmuchu]

28 minutes halfway

[@swiglilyboop]

Me I’m getting ready for works so It’s about the bc same

[@jcrisci01]

* cuts to game * “Oh so hes gonna intro the game and then jumpscare us” * does exactly that * * somehow still gets me *

[@NeonKat]

I LEGIT FELL

[@S3W3R.V3NT]

I d i e d 💅

[@jester4305]

SAME

[@sevnaria4336]

Adding to that, I even read your comment before it happened (100% confirming there was indeed a jumpscare coming up) *somehow still got me*

[@oskscythe4624]

HOW THE HELL DID HE STILL GET ME DAMNIT

[@bautry1899]

"I don't have brains, I have perseverance." Honestly such a good quote

[@Willowin22]

He’s had many lol

[@randomguypostanimeupdates6703]

Why is so pretty accurate for then one quote a

[@finn_in_the_bin5263]

Jack, a colorblind man: "fuck it, cut the red wire!" -cuts the orange wire-

[@samuel_goopster6600]

@Fresh Memes no, Jack is actually red/green colorblind

[@donttouchthisaccount2]

@@samuel_goopster6600 no he isn't he can't see mashed colours not red/green colourblind

[@oplap6269]

OMG I FORGOT HE'S COLORBLIND BWAHAHAHA😂😂😂

[@FandomFrenzy]

@@donttouchthisaccount2 naw im pretty sure he is red/green color blind cause I remember this “ask me” where he is like “well reds my favorite color... the reason im all green cause i see/thought it as red” sofkekvkekg

[@TinySSJ]

@@donttouchthisaccount2 there is an entire video where his subreddit makes fun of him being colorblind

[@untitled8347]

'this is just a beautiful veneer there's nothing in here I'm just a himbo" is my favorite Jacksepticeye quote

[@Coletteholmes1993]

I’m dying at jack seeing a 11 letter word and saying “oink!”😂😂😂

[@fatherplatypus2316]

Ooooooiiink. That's a word 😅

[@sodiumchloride6431]

I'm dead 💀😭

[@anngry]

I can't believe he finally openly admitted he's actually just a himbo. Proud of you, man. That's growth.

[@sodakuwun0707]

the first step is admitting you have a problem

[@rebekah4761]

What does that mean?

[@anngry]

@@rebekah4761 it is a male bimbo. Pretty but kinda dumb

[@taijitu.]

​@@rebekah4761"himbo" is a term that is rooted in racism, so tl;dr: stupid, usually strong/muscular man. not actually a good thing, not sure why people make it out to be.

[@eb_is_tired]

I like how Jack opened Photoshop for the hex color rather than just googling it

[@aaa.-.6831]

1:28 Jack, you hit a new low. You scared my cat. How could you? How do you sleep at night? How do you live with this?

[@Bacon-fk2me]

I was looking for a comment about the jumpscare because I had a feeling that someone out there had gotten scared and this comment is just purely gold

[@aaa.-.6831]

@@Bacon-fk2me thank you 😌

[@thors03]

your cat isn’t the only one who got got 🥲 i literally read this comment before watching the vid and still jumped hahaha

[@purplekitsunefox]

Lmfao XD

[@user-bv7lg5wi5p]

oH NO NOT THE KITTY

[@NostalgiaMan]

We are just going to sit here, start the game, and you will enjoy jack and his game stylings and comedy banter and you will like it.

[@NaamloosDev]

literally what

[@adamperry5794]

@@NaamloosDev they said We are just going to sit here, start the game, and you will enjoy jack and his game styling and comedy banter and you will like it

[@NaamloosDev]

@@adamperry5794 yeah I know that's why I said literally what

[@adamperry5794]

@@NaamloosDev yeah and they said We are just going to sit here, start the game, and you will enjoy jack and his game styling and comedy banter and you will like it

[@NaamloosDev]

@@adamperry5794 makes sense

[@amelonnamedkate1400]

“Congrats! You’re in the cult!” Me frothing at the mouth after 6 drinks: 👍

[@itsKhii]

The fact that Jack wasn’t scaring me in the beginning of the intro was the scary part ngl

[@ID0nt3xistAnym0r3]

I was just eating enjoying some jack horror content and then he says “yes daddy” pause “give it to me” and I choked for like a minute 😂😂😂

[@HI-nu6te]

Omg

[@JXWX21]

@E Eridiakal On water? What else? ? ? ?

[@peanutbutterman411]

I think he thought this was funny because she can relate to those words and choking.

[@cohensmith6100]

@@peanutbutterman411 why you got penut butter on yo face Sir

[@peanutbutterman411]

@@cohensmith6100 you don’t wanna know bro

[@white5895]

Damn, I really missed the 3 scary games series. So glad it's back

[@christianparrish6647]

Losers

[@rcl4737]

Jeeze, these bots. :(

[@user-me9vk8df6p]

Same

[@ruboflavinlastname2107]

@@rcl4737 yeah. Whoever made these bots are jerks. Just try to report them, it’s all we can really do :/

[@rcl4737]

@@ruboflavinlastname2107 Also, why are these self-promoter kids this *LAZY* that they have to spam comment everywhere on higher Yt content creators and not actually work on their content?

[@g-rez1820]

Jacks face after 3 minutes tricked him into thinking the game restarted is the best

[@jeorgielinconios3097]

jack: "B is the first letter" b: "imma go to the ninth spot" **succeeds incorrectly**

[@thatguy5699]

Lol

[@BullGator-kd6ge]

@MGTOW Entrepreneur Whatchu talkin about? I can’t hear him. Maybe it’s the voices in your head.

[@rhett_snyder]

@@BullGator-kd6ge na bro it’s the babies in his basement

[@AHandle1987]

@@rhett_snyder Nah it's every type of animal at once

[@rhett_snyder]

@@AHandle1987 I think it’s his disappointed parents

[@judemccabe1242]

The tone feels like the kind a relative takes with you when they say someone important died and they want everyone to be calm. Its what made it so anxiety inducing.

[@slackolantern]

Right? It was KZbinr Controversy Voice and I don't like it

[@bitsy_0523]

16:40 Jack: "there's no way its carpenter." Game: "Carpenter" Jack: What da fukkk??

[@daisylane2200]

seán/jack: *starts game without jump scaring* me: *goes to read comments while he talks abput the first game* seán/jack: DAAAAAAAAHHHHH FOOL!!!! me: i- okay 💀

[@jbrigita9194]

I CAN RELATEEEE LOL

[@justinkl0919]

literally what i did bestie

[@ga8riell108]

Same

[@heidenrxslein]

2:26 “you have three minutes to get out” Jacksepticeye: [literally stops playing without pausing the game, even lifting his hands up from the controls, losing time]

[@courtneyvn9824]

Not fooled! I have mastered the jumpscares Jack, we need psychological horror now

[@letmesleep4828]

Glad one of us has. I 100% threw my phone lol

[@willekewk]

@@letmesleep4828 samw

[@joelperez1559]

No no no call it Jackscares

[@therese6831]

Jack : "Your lowering your volume a bit, backing up-" Me turning up the volume and leaning in

[@atmywhitson]

Lmao 🤣 *same*

[@picaslaninica]

Are you reading my mind

[@Non-ook]

I literally did that lol-

[@hannahfuhry2634]

Mmmhmm! Am I also correct in believing that we took the wrong path on our first play-through of Undertale? Lol being defiant for fun got me into trouble there...

[@lstrid80]

Nice to see that I was not the only one ( ´ー`) .｡oO

[@skippycae]

Jack: Just wants life or death 3 minute game: "you shall get neither"

[@Nimz]

That last game was based off a short story (can't remember the name of it) where the cops found the murderer in the attic obsessively cleaning everything in fear he had touched it. It started with the door knobs, moved to shelving, and eventually he was furiously scrubbing the whole house in fear of being caught.

[@flicc-8437]

I love how when Jack opened up photoshop to find out what wire he needed to cut, and typed in the wrong code but the color was still right lol

[@fennec13]

"There's nothing in here ... I'm just a Himbo! " Jack - 2022

[@Foolishfoolisveryfoolish]

@@kitrolkuma i agree with you anyone who trys somthing like that is just proving that they are the ones with the bad content

[@pebblesfern7294]

Timestamp?

[@beyancaguilme8750]

The beginning is priceless 😂 Sean's slight smirk also gave it all way to there being a jumpscare😂

[@Got2haveallison]

Markipliers' three scary games intros prepared me for all levels of scares, those kind of jump scares dont affect me anymore 😂

[@aurorabittner]

Right? Me too 🤣🤣 Marks intros have desensitized me to all spooks lmfao

[@gergyta9211]

Omg same, I was drinking cranberry juice when it happened and nothing happened lol

[@harvey3724]

JACKSEPTICEYE’S DAD IS IN THE TRASH LMFAO 😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@kiaraev]

Same

[@megmarie2153]

And FNAF 😂

[@scrumchysaf3860]

The intro felt like it was Jack's alternate speaking. Okay, that's enough analogue horror for now.

[@1248-f8u]

“You only have three minutes” to watch a 30min Video. Challenge accepted

[@orinb8654]

NOBODY CARES.

[@hahausuc9310]

JESUS THESE BOTS

[@global_warnings]

I was going to make a joke, then I looked at the replies and it was just all bots. Goodness gracious KZbin.

[@ashwolf202]

Me :watches a minute into the video skips to halfway thru and watches another minute then goes to the end and watches the last minute of the video

[@RamenNamen991]

SPEED IS KEY

[@jthomcres]

Boy, I've been watching youtubers play scary games for like a decade now. There's no combination of intro-jumpscare-tomfoolery I haven't seen before.

[@Tofutode]

The intro was so scary, and it was way scarier than the jump-scare. Jack also is very good at predictions. Best and scariest intro ever! 😂

[@unspeakable_reese1775]

He's both lying and telling the truth at the same time.

[@TheSidwysDrftr]

Me: do it ya coward! (does the jumpscare a min and a half later) Me: (wasnt even paying attention)

[@redacted2740]

@Instagram User You made fun of Sean’s dad dying and expect anyone to care about your comment

[@thatguy5699]

@@redacted2740 it's fun to argue with a person with no life but I think we could just report them and ignore what they're doing

[@jakewilferd6093]

@@redacted2740 damn, for real? that's some fucked up shit man.

[@danknfrshtv]

5:01 as someone who teaches intro to GD at uni, Jack's declaration "Goddamn Adobe sucks these days" is a big confirm.

[@lopaviro9168]

Jack you're such a great guy. You've helped me through so much in my life. Thank you, I'll forever be grateful

[@ruairi._.9687]

Bro these bots

[@RBBSN]

@@ruairi._.9687 i know, its actually sad that people do that

[@christianparrish6647]

@Mbita Acoustic Guitar yo mama is so short, she parties with Legos!

[@LAMG059]

You dont even know his name...

[@Notakiryumain20992]

@@ruairi._.9687 I'm surprised that people are STILL using bots like this. Some people need a life

[@baylaerose]

Me, in the middle of typing how much I appreciate that Sean was honest to his word and didn't scare us: ^u^ Me, moments later: O-O

[@jaidenhaswell8089]

Me: Eating dinner Jack: Starts video talking normally Me: I can trust nobody

[@tristanhoffman6974]

I also am watching while eating dinner :)

[@unprankable666]

Trust nobody, not even nobody.

[@JonatanE]

okay?

[@asteriskk551]

@@tristanhoffman6974 me too

[@Bee-hz5vk]

"year year year year year year" "wait... 7 years." good job jack 🤣🤣

[@UndeadAuna]

Not first

[@nweeble]

@SC [High Quality Videos] nobody asked

[@asillymoose]

no but in the beginning of that game, he sounded like he was gonna make a bs illuminati theory relation

[@samn.s_sand]

That's actually 6 years llllodkskddcfnfbxdudickt

[@FanaticsLV]

Jack: "2012? the world didn't end there, my braincells just did." Yep, same.

[@picaslaninica]

@Beast 😈 BRUH

[@gmiill]

Yours lasted all the way to 2012??? mine were long gone by then!

[@gmiill]

@@picaslaninica No point in giving it attention, it's just a bot. just report it :/

[@thunderyskies]

When Jack said "You're lowering your volume a little bit" I was LOWERING MY VOLUME- That one got me SO good at the absolute perfect time

[@kaseymathew1893]

Ah, yes. Quickly rinsing the blade with cold water will DEFINITELY remove all forensic evidence from a knife. That TOTALLY works. :P

[@twistedoldloony]

That game has quite possibly the stupidest crime scene cleanup ever put down in any media! Yes all the DNA and fingerprints just magically vanished while "washing" the evidence! Lets hope innocent people don't try this and guilty people do!!!

[@kaseymathew1893]

Why would innocent people try it?

[@taylormarie14]

Jack: Cut the red wire Jack: *proceeds to cut the orange wire* Jack your color blindness is showing😂💚

[@Disatiere]

I mean orange is just a shade of red

[@finn_in_the_bin5263]

@@Disatiere is it though? XD

[@Disatiere]

@@finn_in_the_bin5263 It literally is, this is why Red heads are called red heads, before the shade was named after the fruit "Orange" it was considered just a shade of red

[@renevarr]

@@Disatiere I'm coming at this from a color theory perspective but orange is not a shade of red, its a separate color, shades are any color+black, tints are any color+white, and tones are any color+grey, so since it's impossible to make orange without combining yellow and red together (two primary colors) it is a secondary color, completely different from shades, similar to how green is a separate color from blue (If I'm wrong on something please let me know, it's been a while since I was in art class)

[@mikebutts214]

@@renevarr either way there was no red wire lol

[@Jesteroo]

What's even scarier, is that jack predicted everything i did during the intro 😂

[@Jesteroo]

Aw gee bots ヘ（。□°）ヘ

[@s0n0fw0lf_9]

@@Jesteroo I'm real, and yes, he was predicting everything I said/did

[@LeahRose2412]

Did anyone else had there headset on in the kitchen listening to Jack's intro and got jump scared cus I did 😂😂

[@Laura-km6co]

Me too

[@blakebrooks2844]

yea lol

[@GregariousGamer29]

Jack: "what word am I thinking about?" Me: not seeing the 'f' on screen "booba" Jack: "WRONG. It was booba." Wow. I've been watching way too much 🤣

[@tish4721]

I wasn't looking either but I guessed "boo" expecting a jumpscare 🤣 close enough!!

[@Wolfbarr01]

Cap

[@63Nogardese]

“I can’t leave this here, what if it has my DNA on it?” Jack responding with “Lick it and find out” made me absolutely lose my shit laughing 21:02

[@kyezu01kz]

My name is Connor! I’m the android sent by Cyberlife

[@63Nogardese]

@@kyezu01kz Hi Connor! haha

[@wtfamidoingwithmylife1245]

The question is how would it have her DNA on it? Is it like her finger prints because it cant be blood unless she stabbed herself?

[@whyyoumakemedothis]

@@wtfamidoingwithmylife1245 Touch DNA from skin cells. Just her holding the knife would be enough

[@wtfamidoingwithmylife1245]

@@whyyoumakemedothis wouldn't any experienced criminal wear some sort of gloves or something?

[@Lucina_247]

“I’m just a himbo!” I don’t think anything more true has ever been said 💀😭

[@ihyashh]

@MGTOW Entrepreneur ur mom

[@pebblesfern7294]

@MGTOW Entrepreneur This is what no bitches does to a person😔😔

[@cutcorerx5812]

I love when jack plays games like these because you know his scary edit is going too be top of par

[@wheatywhaffle7344]

sorry that there is so many bots in your replies

[@darkshadow8182]

Man the sheer amount of bots in this comment...

[@Lela.lenaaa]

Yes.

[@dreadedgamer23]

Jack: I'm not gonna jumpscare you in the intro! Also Jack: *Lies by telling the truth. THE TRUTH!*

[@angelofdusk13]

Fun fact: "E" is the most commonly used letter in the English language. So if you're playing hangman with an English speaker, start with E. T, N and R are also very common, but you're really better off guessing until you have a few vowels and then going from there.

[@DaniJHollis]

I always think of Wheel of Fortune. The letters they start you with on the Final Round are the most common letters: R S T L N E

[@vannafink]

Usually Seán’s intros don’t scary me with these videos but this one scared the crap out of me because I was busy playing a video game and then bam jumps are and I got scared

[@maijethemage2501]

I genuinely believe the intro would've had more effect if the jumpscare never happened. Give the viewer a sense of dread that follows throughout the entire video, waiting for a jumpscare that never comes

[@lunardoesthings]

In the beginning i did the opposite of everything he said, raised my volume, brought the phone closer to my face, was very secure and comforted. The funniest part is I didn’t even get scared because I got distracted by my table-

[@strawberry-sundae]

Ah, yes. Rinsing blood with just water. Good thing luminol doesn't exist.

[@SomeAnimeCult]

What do you mean? It exists-

[@strawberry-sundae]

@@SomeAnimeCult I know it does, I was being sarcastic

[@Daniel-e1q1h]

Me when Jack appeared in the room: Well..well... look who's inside again. Me when he counted 7 years on the wall: Twenty thousand years of this, 7 more to go.

[@groovybabycass]

fellow bo fan, this made me smile

[@wtfamidoingwithmylife1245]

@@groovybabycass Well, welcome to the internet.

[@matyastorok8624]

I love the fact that the intro was more terrifying, than the three games combined.

[@MarkToast99]

Jack just nailed good horror with that intro. Instead of a sudden shock that acts as the horror, he used pure anticipation to make the audience feel uneasy. There was literally nothing scary in the intro, but waiting for something scary believing that it was going to come made us all feel on edge.

[@loopyhead3243]

Seriously, has the last game never heard of black light or bleach or something like that? Or that you need gloves because without them you leave fingerprints EVERYWHERE with which you can be identified easily? That game really did not do its research ...

[@Sanquinity]

Yea clearly... I mean, just rinsing stuff under water doesn't remove all of the fingerprints either, if anything at all. Fingerprints are oily...

[@kipandren]

Seriously, though. The game takes place in 1990, so they had access to early forms of DNA evidence. That knife almost certainly still has blood on it (during stabbings, blood often gets into the handle and is found on the tang). Assuming the character is the killer, Jane would have fought back and likely scratched or otherwise got physically in her space during the fight, so there is a reasonable chance that Jane has the character's DNA under her fingernails or transfer DNA on her clothes. It would also be very possible that some of the character's hair may have transferred onto Jane's clothing during the fight. So many murder cases have this presented during evidence because of how frequently this happens; it's common to go over the victim's clothing with clear tape to see if any hair or fibre transfer comes away. Not to mention all of the things the character touched both the night before and while cleaning up. She got the lipstick off the wineglass, but did she get all of her saliva and fingerprints? Glass is great for fingerprints! Finally, it's very likely that Jane mentioned to someone in her life that she was meeting up with her long-time best friend that night. I don't expect perfect realism from games (especially indie games), but I would like to see some thought put into something as significant as getting away with murder.

[@coreling.q]

@@kipandren Either you're a writer or I should be calling 911-

[@lavenderpaint7727]

@@coreling.q nah, just check out Forensic Files. Has lots of information about early forensic research and technology, and overall not a bad watch. If the game had been set in the 50s or something, I’m sure the easy murder getaway would be more realistic lol

[@kipandren]

@@coreling.q Hahaha you made me realise how my comment looks! I actually used to work as a forensic psychiatric nurse. Many of my patients had committed at least one murder and I was aware of the specifics of their cases. I worked pretty closely with lawyers and law enforcement. I swear I don't have (m)any bodies in my closet!

[@faizansari6668]

When he was doing the intro and trying to convince that there isn't a scary intro , that part made me laugh😂

[@Mountain.Frost.]

🗿

[@Mountain.Frost.]

@Beast 😈 bruh

[@Mountain.Frost.]

@@CosmicTrollstopper go make soome actual content dude

[@MythicaIl]

These bots man KZbin really did a good job removing the dislikes and not the OBVIOUS BOTS! 🙄

[@-virus9487]

Jack I've been whatching you for 8 years and just wanted to say im proud of you man, you've came so far

[@LocalKriminalKai]

Remember when he told 27 million people that gold wasn't conductive to electricity?

[@freddie7154]

@Beast v2🔥 you have no subscribers kid. That’s messed up

[@imaperson1382]

Liar

[@-virus9487]

@@imaperson1382 how

[@Rosee_129]

Game: YOU HAVE 3 MINUTES jack: *panics* Also jack: takes time in closing the drawers after using them

[@ohexenwahno5652]

Sean: "Let's cut the red wire!" *cuts orange* Me: "I don't know what I expected there."

[@CaseyTyler357]

He's mildly red-green color blind, so it makes sense he wouldn't know that

[@creatorcat3167]

Jack: nothing scary is gon a happen Me: *waiting adamantly for Antisepticeye*

[@Amayawolf_01]

Jack: Of course I'm gonna scare you in the intro Me, tired and watching the microwave timer: Oh no *deadpan*

[@andresgonzalez5676]

Oh darn me too, a fellow multitasker buddy, I was making myself a sandwich while listening to this in the background Jack:"I'ma be spooky" Me:"Ok sweetie that's neat"

[@atmywhitson]

@@andresgonzalez5676 🤣😂 the "Ok sweetie that's neat" made me lol

[@NixyRose72]

My cat was walking across my lap and glanced at the screen just in time for the intro scare....I may need medical help lol. My legs look like Wolverine decided that I was a scratching post. Thank you, Jack. Appreesh much. 💚

[@theab3957]

Aww, poor kitty got scared.

[@liinnder]

How is s your cat now

[@NixyRose72]

@@liinnder he's still going strong lol. He's almost 15 years old and still varies between bouncing off the walls and sleeping and snuggling.

[@X-SPONGED]

Jack : "You're lowering your volume a bit, stepping away from the screen" [0:25] Meanwhile, Totally Not a Masochist Me : _(puts the screen closer to my face in intrigue and very normal anticipation)_

[@Soup_2007]

Why do I see you comment on every video I've watched

[@aquietplaceinthedark5458]

@@Soup_2007 he knows.... We all know...

[@navyrobot4778]

Jesus, the intro was so tense and scarier than an actual jumpscare!

[@Gh0stWolf]

Poor Sean. His colorblindness was showing when he went to cut the red wire the first time and cut the orange one. Luckily it was the orange one he needed the second time lol Edit: Y'all need to stop acting like I was attacking him. It was a joke. I'm not making fun of him being colorblind, just pointing out that it's a thing. And if he had only ever needed to cut the red wire and couldn't see it, he'd have gotten frustrated so I'm glad it wasn't always the same colour he needed to cut.

[@Mountain.Frost.]

🗿

[@shilohisbored6591]

wait jack is colorblind? :00

[@phinnn6050]

@@shilohisbored6591 if so then that makes me feel better

[@ireallydontknow846]

@Sound City (the legit king of KZbin) this is why nobody loves you

[@Lesley_RedRhody]

@@shilohisbored6591 Yes. He’s Mild Protan, red/green colorblind.

[@ColeOfCentauri]

I suppose you could say he gave me a “jump huh?” He starts explaining the first game, then “Huh? Oh, that was a jump scare.”

[@wub9044]

I sneezed the moment Sean did a *boo* so I was like "wait what?" as he was calling me a fool.

[@madster01]

I appreciate how casually Sean big brains the game and gets the correct code first try. Mans gonna make Game Theory go bankrupt with that kind of brain

[@joedartonthefenderbass]

Bro the word year was across the wall, the word apocalypse and a picture of a mayan temple. It couldn't of been more obvious

[@madster01]

@@joedartonthefenderbass idk, it was ok… maybe cause I’m sick rn so I couldn’t concentrate on it

[@JJScene]

@@joedartonthefenderbass I would have never got it. What does the Mayan temple have to do with 2012?

[@joedartonthefenderbass]

@@JJScene the mayans quite famously were supposed to of predicted that the world would end in 2012 because there calendar ended in 2012

[@NaudVanDalen]

Jack: "You only have 3 minutes.. what do you do with your time? Do you watch 3 scary games or do you waste it " Me: Plays video at 10 times speed and my head explodes.

[@Thenoobestgirl]

That intro was very effective at lulling me into a false sense of security even though I accurately predicted how you're gonna scare us anyway right after 😂

[@Seanathan2002]

Hey Jack. Not sure if you will see this but just wanted to say that I’ve got surgery coming up soon and your videos help with the anxiety a lot. Thanks for being such a good person. Much love ❤️

[@alisonaurorarose]

good luck on your surgery man!!

[@JoseNate]

I got scared by the “This game is called three minutes” and then got scared again where I was supposed to. I should’ve known…

[@rowyourboat7494]

The demon scream on the second game sounds like the Critical screaming meme with some voice adjustments for a metal band

[@Mortifer29]

1:09 I would've lost my shit from both fright and laughter if he suddenly did his "top of the morning..." intro right at this point.

[@JimboPro]

The first game was pretty good in terms of originality, suspense, puzzle concept, environment etc

[@WOLFFEJÄGER]

The suspense during the intro was crazy 😂 but I was thinking to myself “he’s gunna start the game and then do something”

[@gamerproaimer8175]

Im so used to Jack's screaming that the jump-scare didn't get me, but my heart rate increased a bit. Good videos!

[@demagischewereldvanalexand1128]

5:03 I love how you can see the security breach thumbnails down there

[@blackparademistress1]

The fact that Jack never picks an E early on for the hangman type game gives me anxiety.

[@kiralonely]

Same

[@HappyMatt12345]

Honestly whenever I play that kind of game, vowels are always the first letters I go with bc literally every word in the English language has at least one of the 5 vowels. A and E are particularly common so I start with those, if there's no a or e, it's basically guaranteed that there will be an O. (Well not guaranteed but there aren't many words with I or U that don't have an A, E or O)

[@dezalt2267]

Sean: "you're lowering your volume , backing away " me increasing me volume and getting closer: " ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME ?"

[@thedinosavior]

For the first time ever in a 3 scary games(both Jack's and Mark's) I've actually jumped at their scare

[@emilygriffith6702]

I’m convinced jack is a genius when he’s not even trying 😂 he’s on a whole other level

[@RedDragonZ81]

All of those chads who kept close and didn't change their volume, you have my and everyone else's respect.

[@CaptainRedbeard89]

I didn't just not turn down my audio I TURNED IT UP

[@colekiesler6218]

Jack: “Nothing scary will happen in this intro.” Me: “You being quiet is scary.”

[@JvstYuki]

Jack:*doing a quiet and calm intro* Me:*stares into his soul while expecting something to happen*

[@josephmangas5196]

Me: "Jack being nice and not scaring me to death, how nice." *30 seconds later* Jack: "Y'll thought I wasn't gonna get you, you fools!!" Half the crowd just shite themselves Jack good job :(

[@goldentapes]

jack you were hilarious in this one. you reading the scary words in 3 minutes after every death sent me