*L4D2* SURVIVOR PROFILES: -COACH-

A L4D2 profile on the sexy, gluttonous, caring, leaderly, ex- highschool football coach and One-Man Cheeseburger Apocalypse: Coach.
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[@WowSuchGaming]

Thanks for waiting guys! Two more survivors to go!

[@lovabletester2]

Wow Such Gaming Ro next. If not, I will be forced to sit patiently until you make it. This is your last warning.

[@notcopyrighted1468]

Your the best man do when you do special infected do the hunter first

[@Dizeased]

Wow Such Gaming what up its your boi UNEEDHLP with that #notificationsquad call

[@TheKillingSpree]

Rochelle. Do her next

[@remmahpart2954]

Wow Such Gaming you said seibmoz sfm series? Its gmod animated :D (probably the best gmod animation to ever exist) just a little correction its good to assume its sfm lol. Sorry i ranted

[@nightram6164]

Coach: Leader Nick: Serious guy Ellis: Hope giver Rochelle: Magnet

[@sandvichman1528]

Night Watch magnet for not having videos about her

[@Rip-oz9sc]

Rochelle: Human Shield

[@YouRnothingg]

Night Watch lol

[@Alex-rr3nr]

Rochelle: Decoy

[@joeltehguy]

Rochelle: meat shield

[@Frrost]

"If I find a Burger Tank around here, I'mma be a one man cheeseburger apocalypse" ~Coach

[@OliverGriffiths-tx2sq]

Coach is best survivor ever

[@tavishf.degroot8181]

You mean -cheeseburger

[@megabutters9144]

"Well Coach, I aim to let you." - Ellis

[@fortniteisass5187]

“ I will deep fry you an entire god damn cow.” Well damn nick!

[@adampalomino8293]

Hell yah

[@psyiax3238]

@@adampalomino8293 fries,soda, sweet apple pie!

[@gajeelredfox1991]

NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@gajeelredfox1991]

*gets punched in the face by coach* coach do that aga-AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@gajeelredfox1991]

DID I EVER TELL AB-

[@seibmoz]

No no no i don't make SFM videos... I carefully paint every frame and scan it into my computer! Good video, mate

[@minertheguy]

its so good people think its sfm, i did! keep up the good work

[@WowSuchGaming]

Thats some awesome Microsoft paint work my friend!

[@notcopyrighted1468]

I Thought it was all on G mo

[@KaitlynWolfie]

Wow Such Gaming it’s gmod man! XD

[@WowSuchGaming]

no its microsoft paint, he's an artist

[@ash_j_williams]

Me: I can’t make it Coach Coach: McDonald’s is right here Me: I’m gonna make it

[@whtthck6299]

good 1

[@suckypingu2692]

STAR Man Good one m8

[@psyiax3238]

😂😆

[@murica3024]

In and out for life.

[@potsy5263]

Nice

[@proxy1475]

"deam...if I find a Burger tank in here I will be one man cheese burger apocalypse" -Coach

[@wd-type9643]

Crazy Bill O'pocolypse**

[@thatlemonguy1107]

TheCard- -Tosser U’re’er’r’e’rer’e’r muowm gahehy lol

[@YamzButIDontUploadHere]

The creator of this comment is a god

[@zanekreger8041]

Naw man coach is smart for being fluffy, he remembered the golden rule: The heavier you are, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake

[@user-rv3nv7ov7i]

Fun fact the charger takes longer to pick up coach Ellis,Rochelle,nick -2 seconds Coach -3 seconds

[@macangelotiarus7489]

@@user-rv3nv7ov7i you just litterly copied it xd first time seeing a copied reply

[@Redtortise-vf9xu]

@@macangelotiarus7489 and? I been known this

[@pulzar2397]

The cake is a lie

[@TheSinBin512]

now thats the kind of attitude i can agree with zane as myself 6.7 and 320 lbs of raw muscle has never been kidnapped

[@HeYoNiA]

Legends say that Till' To this Day, Coach still hasn't found the Chocolate Helicopter yet.

[@sasquatchhunter4098]

HeYoNiA is he your fave?

[@angellush3440]

Fun fact: the chocolate bar coach is eating at the l4d2 intro is actually called “chocolate helicopters”

[@erwiandjose]

Soon brother

[@andygygi5135]

Nor did he find his burger tank

[@jjjaaazzzzyyy]

oh no

[@grapejuicemonkey732]

Did you know - the Charger pounds Coach Into the ground the slowest Nick, Ellis, Rochelle - 2 Seconds Coach - 3 Seconds

[@theindestructibleone483]

does it actually?

[@JohnnyJohnJohnson]

The charger struggles to lift Coach up 'cause he's heavier than the rest of the survivors.

[@easilygears9447]

Coach is my main

[@guacamole3710]

coach is broken

[@AmorLiza]

Shane Angus charger is strong as hell his arm is strong too

[@luisthekingjaime94]

I can't believe the voice actor is Tyrese from the walking dead

[@DTS214]

And his death was utter BS, even Rochelle was in TWD

[@canaluludorel5838]

@@DTS214 rochelle was wut?

[@abramsullivan7764]

Wait who voice as Rochelle?

[@afalenangel1]

Abram Sullivan No she wasn’t in TWD she was in mistresses and white chicks her real name is all so Rochelle

[@abramsullivan7764]

@@afalenangel1 okay so who voice as Rochelle Jennifer Carpenter, Maggie Siff, Walter Wight?

[@omggmer7972]

Coach is strangely likable and really the only characted i played as in l4d2

[@anilsilvercock]

I prefer Nick because he is an asshole but he loves and protects his friend but he doesnt tell them, he tell them the opposite

[@jacrispy3275]

Really everyone but Rochelle.

[@bigman88george3]

@@jacrispy3275 whats wrong with rochelle?

[@jacrispy3275]

@@bigman88george3 - she's too boring.

[@bigman88george3]

@sheldon pereira in what way? She makes a few sassy comments. The rest is sweet/ corny jokes.

[@LoveToSpootch]

"keep your eyes on the cans, not the girl" Almost brings a tear to my eye. Wise words to live by :')

[@snakezase2998]

That being said it is zoey

[@spike.strat1318]

Coach is definitely a person i would want on my apocalypse survival group.

[@mauricetolentino5591]

"who the hell... Puts an evac station on 30 flights of goddamn stairs"

[@tacticalbarstool3385]

Maybe the chopper, maybe it's made of chocolate. Heh...

[@roboalexjohn5353]

@@tacticalbarstool3385 STARES ANGRILY

[@brodyweston9880]

Roboalexjohn Dat Boi *loud ass helicopter intensifies*

[@jdbaker2185]

@@brodyweston9880 HEY WHERE IS EVERYONE. HELLO?

[@jdbaker2185]

@@sarahantao6785 I thought they where supposed to be saving our asses!

[@Vain-Voyager]

Coach is literally the funniest character in the entire series with his hilarious dialogue & tone every time a teammate shoots him: would you cut that shit out?... Cut that shit out!... Excuse me, excuse me? Shooting me?...

[@RevampReborn]

His excuse me line is funniest to me

[@LakbobYT]

So with Coach and Bill having so many similarities, then that means... Oh no... Valve, don't you dare...

[@sandvichman1528]

ImmortalXInstinct should I want to know what you mean?

[@Psyk0tik]

Coach is gonna sacrifice himself in L4D3 or a future L4D2 DLC!!! :O

[@Bokator2]

Psykotik_3637 L4d3 will come out in let's say 2025

[@evergreen6702]

No

[@theovermind8649]

ImmortalXInstinct boi you know ball can't count to 3

[@oldpetyt2289]

"Bbq bacon burger, large order of fries, orange soda with no ice and a piece of hot apple pie" Yeah i think coach's appetite is healthy.

[@AnimuTrash]

Fun fact my first acting professor went to college, and is friends with Coach’s VA. I died when I found out

[@Superfan109]

Peter Reardon Cool

[@thechickennuggetlordv2654]

I will be at your funeral then

[@Isaac_646]

I found this horrifying cursed mod called "Coach in shape" it's just coach but he lost like 70 pounds.

[@mariec4714]

yooooooooooo dude that be H O R R I F Y I N G coac is skinny he just got T H I C clothes-Joe

[@zaworldo3189]

Coach be the only man shaggy be fearing

[@necro5430]

LIKE ZOINKS MAN! HE HAS THE CHEESEBURGER POWERS SCOOB!

[@JohnMkrv]

He's weak Unless he's hungry

[@person92906]

@@JohnMkrv hes hungry the whole game

[@JohnMkrv]

@@person92906 that's why he can't one shot a tank

[@TheKingOfNachosTM]

Coach is God

[@suckypingu2692]

ALL HAIL COACH!!!

[@bseskar8305]

Hamburger god*

[@jockeyfield1954]

coach is love coach is life

[@russman3149]

He is more then a god

[@necro5430]

CHEESBURGA LORD

[@ash_j_williams]

All hail the amazing Coach

[@sandvichman1528]

STAR Man long live Coach

[@MadUnitXG897]

TRASHY GAMING one man pleased and that’s me

[@emergencyexitonly6268]

Easily the greatest character in all of Left 4 Dead.

[@saltyslug2637]

There's 5 levels of weight 1. Skinny 2. Big 3. Fat 4. Fluffy 5. DAYUM Now you'll know when you're at stage 5 cause when someone sees you they'll go DAYUM

[@theovermind8649]

Salty Spaniard no that's what you say when you nut for 10 hours straight

[@frozennugget1157]

Gabriel Iglesias reference?

[@metagross9092]

@@frozennugget1157 who else?

[@Khashilar]

and then the tank shows up and you're like "Oh hell no"

[@rockdoro7700]

6 now, the sixth is OH HELL NAW

[@CrimsonPisces113]

Dude I smashed that like so hard my finger went through the screen to respect my boi Ellis 6:29

[@brodyweston9880]

*+respect*

[@JaeSkully66]

"Keep your mind on the cans, not the girl." 😂😂 -Coach 2017

[@DeadX2]

2009

[@JaeSkully66]

@@DeadX2 u right ✅

[@captlegendary]

when I play as Coach and he says that I always hit Ellis with my melee lol

[@PearlieIDV]

Thats what i love about L4D, just the realistic aspect of the other survivors making jokes but still being remorseful of their fallen allies, when someone you've known well dies, you can't really believe just yet so the common reaction is disbelief in their demise, sorry for the dark comment but hey, i had to speak my mind

[@Ommelanden]

"Coach is not fat, he is just fluffy" that suddenly got wholesome

[@captainclipy6236]

I’ve yet to play these games but I love how “normal” the L4D2 characters seem compared to the original ones

[@TotallyToonsTV]

Holy crap, Coach is Tyreese. I like him even more now.

[@jacobramirez9796]

“I find a burger tank in this place?imma be a one man cheeseburger apocalypse.”- coaches best line in lfd2

[@nonyabeezwacks6466]

Ellis: what if i keep my mind on the girl's cans

[@thefreshbarista6519]

Coach: I don't know, Ellis. I don't know.

[@Battle_Dude605]

Nick: *commits suicide*

[@jockeyfield1954]

@@Battle_Dude605 "at least he was dressed for a funeral"

[@JohnMkrv]

Hol' up hold the crap up

[@person92906]

EXCUSE ME? EXCUSE ME?

[@Imralanstyles]

I Know who you are Zackazz2010 I think I remember now

[@WowSuchGaming]

UnearthedRex318 timed out

[@Imralanstyles]

Wow Such Gaming ABOUT TIME MY COMMENT COMES TO LIFE

[@helpme2401]

What?

[@Imralanstyles]

Help Me inside joke from c4k3s stream

[@helpme2401]

Well, shit. I don't have the slightest idea what you guys are talking about

[@Aa1aaaaaaaaaa]

When i was like eight we all had a certain character we had to play or we were breaking rules, i got coach, i'm lucky boy

[@DavidRichardson-yb3ef]

Coach was always my favorite of the second game back in the day because my school colors were purple and yellow, and my school initials where SFHS which is close enough to FHS on coaches shirt

[@nowdefunct6075]

bill and coach best survivors

[@adrian_veidt]

I love the part when Coach achieved Ghost powers and his own show named Danny Phantom

[@BigR24]

Imagine how devastung it was for coach to just watch how his team/kids get beating to death by zombies.

[@Hailstrumm]

the exicstence of TF2 figurine on louis's desk in the comics means valve is cannon. and there is a high chance of a gaben zombie

[@TheRobbyVerse]

Coach is op

[@minakamina9551]

Because he is black

[@memelover6917]

@@minakamina9551 He has the Almighty *_N-WORD PASS_*

[@jockeyfield1954]

@@memelover6917 nick: *GENTLEMEN! I HAVE COME TO SAY THE N WORD!* ellis: *NO NICK! DON'T DO IT! DON'T SAY THE N WORD!* nick: *N-* zoey: *shoots nick* ellis: *WOAH WOAH WOAH!* bill: agh zoey: *DON'T WORRY ELLIS! HE CAN'T SAY THE N WORD ANYMORE!* francis: *THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK! BUT I HAVE ALSO COME TO SAY THE N WORD!* zoey: *NO FRANCIS! DON'T DO IT! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MESSING WITH!* francis: *HAHAHAHA N***** *universe explode*

[@DeadX2]

@@minakamina9551 no u dumb ase his personality he loves food he cool u 10 year old

[@aksGJOANUIFIFJiufjJU21]

@@jockeyfield1954 Bruhhh worst stroeies ever

[@Klonoa1488]

Including the GMod classic "Who's cooking tonight?" was the best idea ever

[@avonshits]

Everybody like the video to pay respect for Ellis 😭

[@Rabid_Red]

Wut

[@drengineer3]

How about f

[@OliverGriffiths-tx2sq]

Ellis is shit all he does is tell fucking annoying stories or just scream

[@JohnMkrv]

@@OliverGriffiths-tx2sq he kills the boredom when you're in the saferoom which makes it nice

[@OliverGriffiths-tx2sq]

@@JohnMkrv bruh

[@GG64]

Saddest deaths in the left 4 dead series: 1. Dead Center food court 2. Bill

[@prestongarvey3383]

Coach vs big smoke(gta san andreas) eating conteset

[@ruackity]

Ive been waiting for this for all life! Thank you! Have a nice life.

[@Vins72707]

Ruackity ikr

[@Kazadure]

Everyone hates Rochelle. Should be a TV show

[@matofacil701]

i see what you did there, you made a parody from the ''everyone hates chris'' tv show

[@witchcraft3853]

MaTo FaCiL this guys a genius

[@gregory7320]

Francis don't hate her

[@DeadX2]

@@gregory7320 he does remember she said he hates his vest

[@jockeyfield1954]

@@DeadX2 but that didn't make him hate her, that just made him say "this might not work out" also, nick is a goddamn simp for rochelle. when he gots shot by her, instead of usually saying "I'LL BURY YOU ALIVE!" he just says "please stop" and then in the passing, nick says he'll tattoo francis' name on her arm, which is actually helping her out. and let's not forget the "don't tell the others, i'm only doing this for you" voiceline

[@alexeybalabanov6917]

you've got my respect for alerting spoilers and telling where to skip so you wont spoil no one

[@Cylapse]

I remember when I was younger I didn't focus on names and when I saw Coach I thought he was a fat Louis in different clothes with a new group... It took me almost a year or two to realize that they were different...

[@UnclePhil6705]

Coach is the peak of masculinity.

[@dalek9554]

Religion: judgement day Valve: the one man cheese burger apocalypse

[@braedenchapman7227]

Finally. Next Ro... hahaha naw

[@karasu3067]

Why do you hate ro

[@tofu985]

I like rochelle to slap ya butt

[@theovermind8649]

Rochelle was originally gonna be different but turned out as she is and got alot of lines scraped

[@stevenmcdaniel9170]

"pills here"- Louis

[@leepik28]

one man cheese burger apocalypse

[@mrmr_zoomie]

I know the stereotype of how Nick is the negative one is big but he is the one who says “I have not come this far to die now.” In the intro

[@thatlemonguy1107]

I never noticed how buff and *t h i c c* Coach is until I saw that animation at the beginning of this video.

[@hypervermin5272]

U should skip Rochelle and do the Special infected

[@Blueteam-to2mz]

CorkVermin42884 oh hell nah don't be like dat

[@lunatik4291]

More like "You should skip this comment and move on"

[@MrLittlebrowns]

Rochelle: No,no,no,no,no,no.NOO!

[@goatymcgoatster9942]

CorkVermin42884 you sexist

[@DangerZone200]

man what an assclown

[@KanekiKen-mu4nu]

Coach is my second favorite character to Ellis. He's just super funny and adds a sort of wholesome vibe to the group that is kind of neccessary at this point.

[@alexanderbarilleaux6268]

In Left 4 Dead 2, I would always want to play as Coach.

[@x7frost947]

oof

[@cloaker83]

I’ll take Ellis.

[@psyiax3238]

Ellis

[@gioevangelista1931]

Edit: Nick

[@johnedward6106]

THIS USED TO BE A NICE NEIGHBORHOOD

[@littlebig7767]

6:11 this is how men breaks

[@satouanimation5368]

He's nice and he is positive that's why he's best survivor

[@raulbota8228]

ITS COACH FUCK YEAH!

[@TopHat64_]

"he's not fat he's fluffy" Eeeeh I'd say he's husky

[@numatruehome100]

Wait, Tyrese was coach, no wonder I liked him so much, god damn it he needs more roles.

[@domgifford7061]

Only few people know the real orgins of Coach Coop. RIP Mr Cooper. Forever immortalized in a great game.

[@redhotcurls556]

I love Coach so much!! ❤️

[@spookieboogi6161]

I played either coach or Ellis they were my favs

[@colbeyswag2177]

One of my favorite lines from coach is " this use to be a nice neighborhood!"

[@RevampReborn]

The tone he has and the situation he is in makes it Hilarious

[@wackywoowar9249]

Thank you so much for warning us about spoilers

[@Yoshendi]

I never really got the impression of Coach as the leader throughout my time playing. I always played as Ellis and though of Nick as the “leader” but didn’t view him like I viewed Bill

[@MadaPucker]

his voice actor called him " Wendell Jones "

[@CyberneticStreetrunner]

Coach:imma be a one man cheeseburger apocalypse Also coach:*snaps fingers* Ellis:Nick i don't feel so good

[@CyberneticStreetrunner]

walughi is depressed *visible fear*

[@combinemetrocop4213]

Coach is pretty mysterious

[@vortexas-animations]

8:01 CORRECTION: Seibmoz makes gmod videos... they seem like SFM, but really are gmod with a couple of addons [if anyone want to know those addons he used, you can ask]

[@Sinstarclair]

Correction: Seibmoz commented on this video telling that he carefully paints every frame of the video

[@Sinstarclair]

Also did you know: Seibmoz is backwards of Zombies

[@Onehpdream]

Ima be a one man cheeseburger apocalypse

[@hooster8728]

seibmoZ's films aren't SFM. They are made with gmod.

[@WowSuchGaming]

HOOSTER_ my bad. He still kicks ass though

[@hooster8728]

He's awesome

[@sandvichman1528]

Still looks pretty good

[@ignition1335]

my favorite coach voiceline is when nick says something about jimmy gibs and coach get angry and says get yo move your ass nick!

[@linked2dio377]

Louis should be next. He's more useful than Rochel

[@DoctorMango02]

Coach Gaming

[@imissyoyballistichiganbana]

my favorite characters (l4d2) 1st: Ellis 2nd: Coach 3rd: Rochelle 4th: Nick

[@mogelz]

Fudgee Productions i hate nick

[@Sinstarclair]

Why the hell do you hate Nick Assholes are the greatest allies in a Zombie Apocalypse

[@jockeyfield1954]

@@Sinstarclair he'd shoot ellis with his deagle the second he gets the chance

[@doge2584]

@@Sinstarclair sorry I don’t speak wrong

[@borgertime7279]

hes not fat ...hes fluffy

[@WinterPhoenix]

I wish Coach was my dad

[@thatonewaspatyourpicnic7978]

"He's not fat, he's fluffy." Was that a reference to Gabriel Iglesias? Might be just a coincidence.

[@cihaf6642]

I swear to got I heard the n word when he said “makeshift leader himself”

[@schmagges9499]

*CHEEEESSSEEBURGGAA*

[@JodaroKujo]

I love how there’s a clip of left 4 speed 2 and multiple funny sfm

[@FiveXFuzion]

Plz do Louis hes my favorite character off alll plz dude i luv u

[@Mr.Korzack]

... Y'know what? I'm totally stealing that Fluffy line myself. Way to make a big dude feel better about himself without even trying. Thanks, pal!

[@archaeldiaz275]

0:57 i thought coach does a default dance xD

[@brakeyourself4009]

Ahh I remember coming home from school and watching wowsuchgaming such good times.

[@uncannypigeon8754]

Coach thicc af

[@squidd5697]

Bangin like a barbecue bacon cheese burger

[@jaelynlopez7684]

Do Rochelle next, please ( p.s. I don't get why people hate her, she is pretty badass)

[@Fauxbird]

1 word: magnet

[@bloodcleaver5031]

6:11 I just now realized what the Ellis cap in tf2 is based off of and figured out in the trailer from when Coach says this used to be a nice neighborhood

[@griffinbastion]

Yes^^

[@senormarston]

Coach is my favorite L4D2 survivor. That "one man cheeseburger" sold me from the first time

[@GORYGIRL]

I'M NOT TYPING LIKE THIS TO YELL I HAVE EYE ISSUES AND TYPE LIKE THIS TO SEE THE LETTERS BETTER THANK YOU :) ....ANYWAYS..I LOVE YOUR SURVIVOR PROFILES MY FAVES ARE BILL'S ELLIS'S AND ZOEY'S! PLZ KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK MY FRIEND. :D. CAN YOU PLEASE DO LOUIS NEXT? OR ROCHELLE THEN LOUIS? THEN THE SPECIALS? WITCH EVER YOU PREFER. ^_^ I PERSONALLY WOULD LIKE TO SEE LOUIS NEXT BUT THAT'S JUST ME, NOTHING AGAINST ROCHELLE.

[@MagicUserYumi2570]

HELLO

[@MagicUserYumi2570]

I SHORT SIGHTED

[@calyxman]

Not cool, man.

[@RSeph]

"Keep your mind on the cans, not her cans" should have been a line

[@theflamingdragon7810]

Do Rochelle.....nah do Louis