Why You Wouldn't Survive Dying Light's Harran Virus

[@LLLadySSS]

Why I wouldn't survive zombie outbreaks: • Bad at parkour • Can't run for more than 3 minutes

[@박선두-c3o]

I would breathe hard just running 10 seconds

[@Retro--]

Just kill all sons of bitches, that's my official instruction

[@AL-lz6px]

@Meme Man He doesn't need to when he can outparkour the zombies, would you be able to outparkour the zombies?

[@camtastic4]

@@AL-lz6px virals and volatiles prevent that as they can just climb

[@AL-lz6px]

@@camtastic4 Volatiles only come out during the night and virals lack the intelligence and resilience and they don't go for the bite so they can be outmanoeuvred or overpowered even if they're faster as long as you make sure there aren't any other infected around and that you don't make noise.

[@ashtonkutcher7041]

I mean... I’m barely surviving normal life

[@markoulichnie4750]

True

[@tk-756brony6]

Heavy *mood* , bro. True that.

[@YoutubeDeletedmyF.B.Iaccount]

most accurate thing i have heard in months

[@SleepyQuiet]

Oh good, it's not just me.

[@skakeboard_gamez5285]

Dam I would survive it Haha no cause meds are being made to keep up with the viruses

[@inspire.610]

1. Volatiles 2. Don’t lie, you almost failed gym 3. Night and day cycles are too long irl 4. Demolishers, Virals, Toads, and Walkers 5. You can’t choose the difficulty 6. No Antizen

[@kennedy072]

If there's an Antizen and they Air Dropped it you still need to move your ass just to get it, heck the Government won't risk health workers and soldiers in the field full of zombies and mutated freaks running at night.

[@garretbrown3098]

I think uou meant 5. It's always on nightmare mode

[@ZippyKibblez]

What about goons, night hunter and bomber and volture

[@Wrtt0G]

@@ZippyKibblez I dont think night hunters would exist, since there players invading but there would be no "protagonist" so I'm not sure, also no know what a volture is

[@ZippyKibblez]

@@Wrtt0G or was it called bolter

[@BlameNate]

Crane is a legend in that universe. He’s known for being the greatest runner that ever lived because he was incredibly athletic and skilled at parkour. You would have to be an olympic medalist to survive in that world.

[@anuradhanunna]

No they wont

[@kylejohns2288]

Well a lot of the characters are Olympic athletes because the virus actually gotten to harran during the Olympics

[@kylejohns2288]

Instance the girl character I think we might be Jade but I might be wrong on that was an Olympic kickboxer

[@RaiseQLT]

@@kylejohns2288 Ur right! she whas!

[@MohShadicre]

The tower leader was a professional parkour Instructor and has taught many of the tower ppl how to run

[@lollipop5174]

Imagine hanging out at Harran with your friends having fun but then you see a text saying [NIGHT IS COMING]

[@enderbirds3814]

You can not sleep now there are monster- er I mean volatiles nearby

[@user-fv1nh4ko5p]

Oh no those dangerous fricks are coming... got to go to a safe zone

[@kutlu9444]

old town is better

[@iuploadthings1347]

Scary As Shet.

[@sirwaterproof3273]

Me:.....Hey guys do you feel like dying or getting infected tonight? Friends;wait.......WHAT?!

[@thomasweeden2683]

We’d all die because we’d run out of breath. Crane gets his stamina back quicker than a lightning bolt.

[@adambombing5428]

Or it never runs out

[@nickcoy2103]

You know how much adrenaline you would have when you run? With adrenaline even a skinny white boy could outrun a volatile

[@thomasweeden2683]

@@nickcoy2103 True, but not forever. Probably not even 200 yards. A volatile would catch any one of us eventually.

[@MembersOfHistory]

@@thomasweeden2683 damn that's so true it's scary i would sleep on the top floor of a sky scraper ALL NIGHT

[@MembersOfHistory]

@Kermit 2 well in the game there aren't any cases of them like on top of high buildings like sky scrapers but i guess in real life they could but i just feel i would be safest at the top of a building since in the game most of the volatile nests are underground or are in some dark tunnel or something like that

[@muzz4610]

Bold of you to assume I want to survive

[@shavitzur6977]

YourBoyMuzz lmfao

[@cesarumanzor577]

YourBoyMuzz bro I love you 😂😂

[@etooamill9528]

Lets become volatiles together then

[@maikado4669]

Same

[@noralex777]

Legendary.

[@iryairya2008]

Everyone is a gangsta until "Good Night. Good Luck." comes

[@HellaSnazzy]

Fr

[@normalbiscuit]

Unless some shitass gives u a 31k dmg bat and 99999 hunter gland

[@iryairya2008]

@@normalbiscuit naw man, volatiles still screw you quick

[@normalbiscuit]

@@iryairya2008 i mean if u hav grandmas eggnog and about 30 night hunter boosters or whatever theyr called it gonna take a bit for em to kill u

[@iryairya2008]

@@normalbiscuit yeah I guess lol

[@GracelessEmber]

The zombies can do parkour, everyone’s dead

[@aleksabacilovic6894]

@Iron Bear They will be runners in the new post apocalyptic society

[@sirwaterproof3273]

@Lord help me your name says it all.

[@GracelessEmber]

Pinkel Wurst that’s what I meant by the zombies, I meant the volatiles

[@crx6131]

@Pinkel Wurst What about the night hunter?

[@emanuelsoto6029]

@Pinkel Wurst he is. He can basically grapple to buildings, spit toxic saliva? and can get rid of UV lights. So we would definently be screwed but it seems that there is only 1 night hunter.

[@gazeuponme3158]

you know, not once during my full gameplay of this game did i think to myself "yeah i could hanlde that in real life"

[@archersterling6726]

In the tutorial climbing the tower I would sh*t myself and die at the same time

[@barackobamagaming7607]

@@archersterling6726 look im fine wit guns and destroying zombies but when u bring heights to it FUCK THAT I WOULD RATHER TURN

[@soulfulseeker4478]

During my playthrough i only said that at the beginning when you are in the tower, the second i stepped foot outside i went "nope, nevermind im dead already"

[@iryairya2008]

No one will able to handle themselves when it comes to pitch black night with volatiles and virals who tries to eat you

[@barackobamagaming7607]

@@iryairya2008 don’t forget those big fuckers. They basically shaq

[@j.l.atheprodigy]

#1. No Revives #2. No automatic healing #3. No checkpoints #4. No convenient saves/plot #5. Probably not the main character

[@Ajoule01]

just be the zombie lmao

[@j.l.atheprodigy]

Lol, First person for the win

[@yeevang4454]

Lmfao #5 got me dead asf

[@nonaG123]

unless you're counting it as automatic healing which is fair you left out #6 No inexplicable immunity/resistance to virus... lol still fun list

[@finesse3175]

Lul

[@MK-ld6il]

I wouldn’t even die to a zombie, I guarantee I’d miss a jump hit my head and die

[@marshalman2252]

Me too. 90% of my deaths in both dying lights are from falling

[@rogersteve2597]

lol man u r a good person i think

[@rogersteve2597]

@@marshalman2252 and also u

[@Man_Aslume]

I'm gonna be dead because my plants aren't doing anything to the zombies

[@divad7137]

Honestly that'd be much better and more merciful than being eaten alive or turning into one of them.

[@DeCarbonZo5979]

Reasons you wouldn't survive: 1. Volatiles 2. Look at 1 3. Look at 2 4. Look at 3

[@LaZeeStuff]

i love messing around with the volatiles, they're actually pretty dumb. until they call their squad, and then it ain't fun and games no more.

[@cipher5893]

My lil bro put down the controller when he first saw a volatile lol scared him and scared me too tbh lol

[@cipher5893]

@@zombiesquid4657 tbh i called my lil bro into the room cuz i was too scared to fight them at first 😂😂😂 eventually got over it and hunted them for fun.

[@cipher5893]

@@zombiesquid4657 that'd be cool. I need to find a job so I can get a pc and start making gamer comentaries lol

[@cipher5893]

@@zombiesquid4657 already subbed in case you do lol

[@serijas737]

I think this goes for any game: Just remember how many times you actually died before you finished the game on the hardest difficulty.

[@babarlabpigeon5082]

28

[@kalyptro123]

@@babarlabpigeon5082 this is just how many times I died in quarantine zones, because of those 5 viral groups endlessly spawning

[@sirwaterproof3273]

Me:Nah man I'm gonna be fin..(reads comment)(remembers that he died 38 times to finish game on the hardest difficulty)...........wait .

[@filmandfirearms]

Or even just on normal difficulty. I can't think of any game I've ever gotten through without dying at least once. Of course, apart from games that don't have death, like racing games

[@blakethesnake1785]

1

[@ImKarl]

Holy shit, Dying Light actually shared this on facebook😂

[@makavelithadon1224]

Dl devs are really interactive with their fans

[@stillgod2250]

@@makavelithadon1224 yeah, they even have had a thing for the community to design an outfit for Crane

[@giannispsillias7964]

Da Informer reminded me of the community challenges...they were really fun

[@whenyoudownrng]

@@stillgod2250 Wasn't that the thing where they tried to get everyone to drink a bunch of water for a reward?

[@moecapp]

when you down yeah they did.

[@Michigan-4632hoggan]

The worst thing is, is that all of the zombies are still deep down conscious they just can't control their body and are just along for the ride.

[@HUYI1]

That is definitely worse than death, that is for sure 😢

[@Ijustpullingeneral]

Noticed that when I knocked a zombies air out dude pleaded for his life….. I stopped for a sec but realized he wasn’t human 🤣

[@molstad182]

@@Ijustpullingeneral virals(the running guys) will beg for mercy sometimes when you hit them but thats because theyve turned recently and retain some of their human emotions and attributes, thats also why they can dodge and climb

[@charlesdark2861]

Just go to Greenland. If Plague Inc has taught me anything, it's that Greenland is impossible to infect.

[@gamerboyy08dagamer16]

unless infected planes and boats come to fuck

[@StarLore15]

lol

[@jusglo5862]

Lmaooo

[@rizaruschwartz9357]

unless u started there..

[@lilvro7016]

Rizaru Schwartz then we don’t need to worry because it won’t ever leave Greenland we can just nuke the place and be done with it

[@mrnoogle8961]

Everybody gangster until a zombie starts talking to you

[@firkejdjneii28283]

No

[@ninjagamer9315]

Hell yes. When that whole story arc panned out, it just made me more terrified knowing that possibly, somewhere out in the great unknown, the infected are conscious, powerful, and planning the world's demise...

[@rayansayeh9605]

@@firkejdjneii28283 your the hargid God

[@firkejdjneii28283]

@@ninjagamer9315 No

[@ninjagamer9315]

gabell Yes

[@mr.mysterious186]

Can't survive Dying Light because im awake at night and asleep at day

[@nikki6296]

Lol my dad works the 3rd shift so he does that too!

[@nemesis5992]

So you're basically a volatile.

[@Kay-Hiwatari]

true

[@AtomicOwl]

Imagine being awake at night and you see those giant ass zombies outside ur window

[@thebroman1338]

@@AtomicOwl lmao, death.

[@TrueComboKing]

I wouldn’t want to survive it. Imagine how bad it would be. Imagine how God awful the smell would be. Everything around you, anywhere you go, would smell of rotting flesh, feces, decay, etc. Not to mention the different types of beefed up variants. That one zombie is an absolute unit, the one that charges at you and throws cars and stuff. If I encountered that, I might be paralyzed straight up out of fear. It would be a very, very lonely and stinky world…It wouldn’t be something you would want to survive.

[@ThePancakeRenegade]

exactly! The smell is super awful! Which is why one of my favorite sidequests in Dying Light 2 is about someone complaining of the smell (the realistic thing to do) and tries to make an air freshener haha.

[@lonewanderer2277]

That reality would be like the middle ages, in the sense that life is cheap and short, not worth much. When literally any day could be your last, you live life to the fullest. When you die, so be it. Every day alive is a win.

[@molstad182]

@@ThePancakeRenegade theres a quest like that in early DL1 too, you gotta collect lavender because the area surrounding the tower stinks

[@ThePancakeRenegade]

@@molstad182 I recall! "There's a lot to be done around the tower" ughh I could only stand him telling me that line for so long

[@cybertrucker666]

been to India once, to Deli, i think smell would've been 'bout the same xdd

[@taskfroce80th95]

Dying light and other zombie game: try like half of the game trying to find cure Resendent evil: *USE HERB* Dying Light 2: A yo you want some *SUN???*

[@obamagaming6410]

Brøther may I have some HËRB

[@klynt2763]

Ooh shit I got bitten Don't worry I won't be infected Herb will save me every time

[@peeekaajoestar2376]

WHAT KIND OF HERD?!?

[@Jeza1993]

@@klynt2763 it's like snoop dogg says, smoke wee everyday.

[@Siamzero1994]

Canonically none of the RE protagonist were ever bitten. The moment you take damage form zombies, that run is non-canon

[@brennenoliver4349]

All we would need is a safe zone unlocked

[@zinkprince6214]

No we need a RAygunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnbbnnnnnnnnbsjsvshwvwhwhwvwvwvwvwvwhwhwhhwhskwowjwhwkwkwhwbwjjsksoaosowjejejej joke I don't why I said that 😂

[@handsomesquidward7326]

Brennen Oliver Facts

[@ponponlolol3034]

@@zinkprince6214 thats called having a stroke

[@davidselves9384]

So true so true

[@diamondzz1860]

Yeah and stay in it till the end

[@YamaK]

Everytime I'm watching one of these "you wouldn't survive this and that" I'm here like I know I wouldn't, but tell me anyways

[@Myst1caL_Sp1r1T]

Tbh that's me, too

[@allontegreene9420]

SAME

[@napoleon_bonaparte_the_great]

I know, I am late; but I love how a major fact in Dying Light is the fact that the Armed Forces of Turkey simply refuse to go in and Kill the Zombies, but instead wait out and quarantined it, stopping infection out, but dooming the ones inside.

[@SakuyalzayoiTheMaid]

you are threatened with termination if you go across the bridge with a grappling hook lmao, they are literally making a knock off hunger games

[@darksider1234]

@@SakuyalzayoiTheMaidcan you give me a link to the video where you get threatened to get killed if you go over the bridge??

[@leramenanonimo]

@@darksider1234 is not exactly like that You see if you manage to grapple to the inaccesible part in the slums bridge since is a off limits part of the map it teleports you back to the second half of the brigde Thats it yea..

[@Filollisejmina]

I mean they did send the carpet bombing jets tho they coulda Done it

[@russianinvader3207]

DL is set in Turkey?

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

*Why you wouldn't survive Anthem's loading screens*

[@GAMINGSAVESLIVESMAYBE]

Lmao.... And its still loading

[@turkblox7634]

Isnt it obvious? Of course you wouldnt cuz of the lightning-speed loading screen would give epilepsy (sorry, eng aint main language)

[@kylemagno1445]

And connectivity

[@Manakuski]

I got a Samsung 970 EVO NVme m.2 SSD. I survived the Anthem loading screens.

[@shakirabdullah14]

You should do a Why you wouldn't survive the Chimera Virus, from Resistance: Fall of Man

[@SomeGuy-iq7bm]

You gotta admit, dying lights zombies are pretty unique

[@BtsyBean]

basically l4d-2 without the normal non running zombs

[@Aarbinss]

@@ExotikK__39 Theres only so much you can do with zombies types. At some point you will have the same zombies, whether its copied or not

[@Aarbinss]

@@ExotikK__39 While not many games use them, those arent very original. Most people can think of those as another simple variant. They arent very unique, unlike zombies like the clicker

[@rogerangelil5279]

@@ExotikK__39 Good now explain me how spawner create zombie out of thin air or how shockwave shock you. You talk a lot of shit about dying light zombie not being creative but unlike your two ''very'' imaginative creation, dying light zombie's mutation are explained and plausible. Not only that but a zombie with a long range attack that can debilitate is pretty much what the toad/spitty boi/spitter is , while the spawn zombie close to himself is pretty much like the screamer/child zombie/snappy boi except that yours doesnt disorient or get the famous cute ''aww'' from your gf before traumatizing her its, therefore spawner is inferior. There is also the technical limitation of the game, not everything you can imagine can be coded into a game with limitation (otherwise id want some shadow of the collosus type of zombie (not realist but potentially fun as fuck). On the other hand the 5+ basic zombie archetype, give a decent amount of design possibility, are fairly balanced, doesnt require a pokedex for your zombie and is a field tested formula that work and is enjoyable. Finally you giving shit to other for not being creative while essentially re-skinning two common zombie archetype and not providing any form of explanation whatsoever on how the human body could acquire such ability. Also you call the zombie that can spawn other zombie Spawner and the one that can shock you is called shockwave (a bit more original but wrong since a shockwave by definition as nothing to do with electricity and more to do with explosive or any other type of object or circumstance that can create a deflagration) btw im probably not gonna answer, arguing on the internet is like kicking you own nut, never fun and at your own risk hope you learn that lesson at some point, its really helpfull.

[@ssouIs]

@@zombiesquid4657 hmmm left for dead

[@bradmeh7930]

You love to see this getting recommended during the coronavirus

[@sirwaterproof3273]

............nice

[@shrekwazowski6047]

Just happend to me

[@louietae9932]

Knight Master yeah you’re stupid asf

[@louietae9932]

Knight Master you’d rather have a slim chance at surviving a zombie apocalypse over covid19... dumbest shit I’ve heard in 2020 and I’ve heard so many dumb things already you “bitch”

[@louietae9932]

Knight Master how tf is anyone supposed to know that’s a joke lmfao. Are you dumb or dumb my dude?

[@markkocsicska2590]

Don't forget to add that even if someone is as capable as Crane, most city infrastructures are not designed by parkour in mind as a method of getting around. While in Lore Harran might have not been designed for parkour, from a game design standpiont, it was to the very last detail. So even if you had the inhuman video game mobility in real life, you most likely wouldn't have the terrain to support you like it does in game. You'd have buildings far apart from each other, and long wide roads that were designed for cars, but now are occupied by zombie hordes.

[@LegioXXI]

Depends on the country. In Europe where there are still many old towns you would have quite good chances. Ofc all this car-centric US-city-style and you are doomed once the 6 lane roads are filled with the infected.

[@Tomos_J-J]

In the game it is stated that people propped up things to improve the odds of scaling buildings so if a community survives over time they will modify the surroundings.

[@JS-kr8fs]

I wouldn't survive, because my Grappling Hook missed high, again, and I ended up 50 feet over the target point and a helpless 300-foot drop to my death.

[@TooTy25622]

Just grapple the ground... oh wait they got rid of that? Well ur screwed

[@TooTy25622]

@A.A.Ron Davis thought they did

[@noedauwe7329]

@@TooTy25622 it depends.. for me it works 1/3 times

[@TheSuperhoden]

Lol

[@tranquilized2308]

You can cancel grapple mid use with circle/B.

[@br9760]

"I would survive. I would find the biggest, baddest guy around *and give him the best head of his life."*

[@MarinaraMonke]

Underrated comment.

[@lordquackers5764]

Brilliant

[@CREED-yt4jc]

B R it’s funny but I truly feel you would do that 😂

[@br9760]

Not my comment. I quoted this.

[@CREED-yt4jc]

B R my bad bro😂lol

[@neotheresa]

I mean, you gotta respect how quickly and effectively the Haran government reacted. Making sure the virus wouldn’t spread to the rest of the world

[@proallnighter]

I don’t expect any real world government to act this way. Just look at what we got for a simple thing like COVID-19

[@ElfinHat96]

I think Turkey managed it since the city was in disarray. Ministry of defence is not from Harran since they are planning to bomb the city.

[@Shjeshje]

​@proallnighter you mean covid-19 the one that's JuSt a CoLd, bRo /s lmao

[@ddhb223sfyn]

⁠@@proallnighterthere were country’s that got cleared early 2020 because they did the right thing. But country’s like America could give a shit cuz chaos=profit

[@Ashpkfmdmdmdmd]

​@@proallnighternah the other dude right, some govt were smart, other not so much.

[@bjently]

honestly, the music for Dying Light is so good, it feels nostalgic even though I only just beat it.

[@Soundwave1900]

The main game ending theme especially. Gives me grousebumps every time i hear it.

[@trevorgilbert2803]

Best zombies music ever. Absolutely chilling.

[@michaelortiz1732]

Ben L. I cant even get past the early missions, i have a broken pipe and a few other weapons that break in 20 hits. Im on a mission where i have to kill a goon and a few normal zombies and get under a garage. There are barrels, but also virals right next to where i am.

[@dmerhi811]

Sameeee i cry when i hear it cos the memories of playing this game go through my mind

[@zombiebreach]

Yeah, the music really helps make this game

[@sawse8493]

"Audibly sounds like a volatile." (Volatile Scream)

[@ZippyKibblez]

So do u

[@marianoramirez66]

Sawse kinda sus

[@jimmythekiller8148]

That first time your caught out past sunset and THEY see you is absolutely terrifying. It's so well crafted that as you run for your life you truly feel like they are right behind you. I can't remember the last time made the feeling of fear so palpable. You are actually afraid to go out after dark.. great game.

[@TheRealScarion]

@ConzerWithNoBrim How is it wasted?

[@TheRealScarion]

@ConzerWithNoBrim Okay well that was kind of lackluster. And how would it be well spent of an opportunity? In other words; how would it not be wasted?

[@TheRealScarion]

ConzerWithNoBrim no answer?

[@fulltimeslackerii8229]

if you’re a coward yeah

[@stanettiels7367]

My fart pipe nearly broke that first night.

[@GodsProdiGy]

You get close enough to a Bolter, while the pursuit is going on, they’ll hit and knock a player down. Happened to me this past Christmas event (the daytime Bolters).

[@DefinitivelyNotCthulhu]

Ah yes, the volatiles also known as the “nah, fuck that shit”

[@petoslezak5887]

Volatiles aka flying insta kill

[@Anathema_009]

The volatiles are very fast and strong. Also they are literally a parkour god. *your dead*

[@Boone69]

Imagine, that ur going out at night with friends to the forest, in the forest, you find a cave, you go in *YOU REALIZE THAT ITS A VOLATILE NEST*

[@Anathema_009]

Volatiles are “Fuck this shit I’m out”

[@Beeennnnniii]

@@Boone69 Then you realize you have Gold Chop Chop

[@culro3809]

So the night hunter mode is just Kyle crane trying to kill kyle cranes while trying to kill Kyle crane??

[@thekenmarty]

yup

[@renner695]

Yup

[@flyingshark6654]

I mean, his name HIS Kyle.

[@micahallen121]

to me you are crane as a night hunter but in be the zombie those are not cranes there just normal people who came from the tower scavenging at night when they hear a night hunter scream [just my opinion]

[@theshermantanker7043]

Yeah pretty much, BTZ is a pretty meta gamemode

[@dylanpalmer5151]

People really underestimate how much stamina it takes to fight even one zombie. Like, if that zombie is anything above the walking dead level, you're probably going to be close to exhaustion once you hit the 4th/5th one.

[@fulltimeslackerii8229]

just have to kick them really hard.

[@Zack-wc5mv]

I mean just target their legs they aint biting if they arent chasin

[@lucker6181]

Ex HEMA praticioner here, any melee weapon over 3kg for both hands wielding It will be extremely hard to handle for extended fights, but not really Impossible to defend yourself from a few zombies with a Hammer/steel pipe If you hit critical spots

[@HenrikSherwood]

@@lucker6181 A lead pipe to a decaying throat would probably do something

[@lucker6181]

@@HenrikSherwood Yeah, a few throats until your arms get exausted and you grow tired quickly

[@captain_rewind]

I swear, the CHILL that went down my spine when I first heard a Viral speak like a person again…..

[@gabrielalvespereira3750]

It was at that moment I knew whatever thing infected Harran was nigthmare fuel. That shit happens on real life and we're cooked.

[@jotadelicia3069]

why your wallet wouldn't survive a steam sales

[@luism.4783]

You bought Dying Light on sale today as well?

[@davidgabriel5125]

@@luism.4783 well i know i did 😎

[@_Circus_Clapped_]

Quick question how would I know when Steam has their sales?

[@zenssa6686]

@@_Circus_Clapped_ Google it..every major sales are on the same day I think...there should be one in June

[@mectic5149]

luis marquez same lmao

[@malcolmmorin]

I honestly can't see Dying Light 2 baiting us with the "your choices matter" mechanic it's advertising. The game's story is being written by Chris Avellone. This is the guy who is well known for the stories of Fallout 2 and Fallout: New Vegas, both games with a great variety of outcomes for the endings. I've got high hopes, especially with how well done the first game is.

[@dredoggie6930]

Chris did fantastic with New Vegas. You can do whatever you want in that game ❤️

[@bob-mu5ys]

Except for killing children

[@reality2602]

I hope they don’t do the “real actual ending is in DLC” again.

[@derptester3731]

reality except the DLC isn’t a real ending at all and is confirmed to be not cannon. Lol

[@Jebu911]

Could still be baiting because those games almost write themselves alltho looking at fallout 76 maybe im wrong.

[@adannimpa]

I wouldn't survive cause I'm fat

[@x8zz]

you could be a good fat zombie

[@adannimpa]

@@x8zz I think so

[@adannimpa]

@@Swaggmire215 haha yeah

[@marcopedras518]

Nah bro just find a cliche buff hero type and befriend them. At least survive to the end of the movie.

[@adannimpa]

@@marcopedras518 ok :V

[@XeptorKingGG]

Lets be honest, we wouldnt survive because of how unfit so many of us are and cant do parkour Xd

[@iryairya2008]

Fr. I can't even run for more than 10 seconds. Let alone parkour

[@roskcity]

I can run fast but get tired fast if I do.

[@sadsworth4605]

It's not that you can't Parkour it's that you won't have so many options to Parkour irl

[@mos_x_insan3110]

Even profession Parkourers can't climb and have that much stamina as Crane lol So average people like us are fucked.

[@emeraldiguana7316]

Now I’m imagining a soccer mom park outing killing zombies and getting supplies

[@serbianspaceforce6873]

can’t believe they delayed 2 cuz of corona. Ironic.

[@EthanVanHorn]

Lowkey good because imagine a more polished DL2

[@itsclemtime2357]

@@EthanVanHorn Now that you think about it, Nintendo is right. A delayed game is forever good.

[@xzcpv]

Also some lead guy has legal problems with sexual assault I think

[@billybob5553]

@Niko Nunes Funny jokes has left the chat

[@JohnDoe-ch6qy]

@Niko Nunes I never understood the hate for cyberpunk 2077 until i played almost entirety of the game, my fucking god it's a buggy piece of shit, Bethesda games have nothing on this crap, i died more times falling 2 feet than i did from actual combat, so many fucking bugs. Forget all the empty promises and graphical problems (i have no graphical problems as i run on 3080), the bugs, i deleted that shit second i finished it.

[@Wollvzz]

Everybody gangster till your UV light runs out

[@makavelithadon1224]

continusly flashing uv wont work they will be able to attack you shortly after being blinded by it so you gotta keep running and aimming the uv

[@johnnycage9656]

adir avraham They can still spit acid at you

[@codyratelle5464]

@@johnnycage9656 that's why you cant outrun volatiles in open areas, you have to have corners and buildings to climb

[@szariq7338]

@@codyratelle5464 Do you know, what is zigzac? Minus 50% to volatiles accuracy (at least)

[@codyratelle5464]

@@szariq7338 if you're asking me if I know what the zigzag running maneuver is, yes I do, but in an open area that wont save you, try doing it in the dlc and you'll know exactly what I mean😂😂

[@4bubblefish]

I'm at peace with the fact I'll probably die relatively quick in an apocalypse.

[@Lemilie]

but what if you don't die and just lose control of your body. Alive but forced to watch as your body attacks your former friends without any control to stop it

[@punctuationman334]

Gai Gun go out like a badass bud.

[@da5hainy556]

@@Lemilie Damn.

[@sirwaddlesdeethird7186]

@@thouxanbandaizen the virus at yo fingas mate, the will stay there for a month before startin to spread to yor entire arm then another month to take ova yor. brain

[@thouxanbandaizen]

@@sirwaddlesdeethird7186 good thing im washing my hands lol

[@ChrissieBear]

Actually, you CAN shoot the screamers, but it's really difficult as most of them are around corners that prevent you from getting your sights on them without entering their scream radius.

[@stfquan7138]

Fuck dat i grab em b4 they kan even scream😂

[@xduniolaki6894]

Everybody gangsta until [NIGHT IS COMING]

[@Ravag3rrr]

[Night has arrived] *a volatile scream*. Me :*shits my pants*

[@Mr_van_Der_Linde]

And jade talks the radio

[@borkbork6888]

@UCoqDSPSqgVIKpDOBJVqucLQ have you ever told jade to shut the fuck up because you were afraid the volatiles would hear you but you know it’s not a thing but do it anyways?

[@ExtremeMan10]

Everybody gangsta till DESTROY THE EGGS appears

[@DELTAOFFICIAL19]

“Zombies are stereotyped as slow” well they would be as decomposing muscle is a hell lot weaker than healthy muscle

[@PetitTasdeBoue]

Well if you're talking about classic undead that's true, but with a virus or anything like this they could just... mutate and evolve, and just seem weak.

[@robertharris6092]

@@PetitTasdeBoue how would they be dead and not decomposing?

[@gerardo.b3026]

@@robertharris6092 same way living people do, just with a virus taking over

[@mr.2cents.846]

Basides their eyesight would almost rapidly decrease as they decompose.

[@robertharris6092]

@@gerardo.b3026 then they arnt dead

[@bigbaddymike3101]

Why you wouldn't survive Prototype's Redlight/Blacklight Virus.

[@almightyswizz]

Great one!

[@kakokapolei123]

Yes! I've replayed Prototype again cuz the release of the RE2 Remake reminded me of it (I've always described Prototype's gameplay as like playing an overpowered Tyrant from Resident Evil).

[@wolfofdoom3294]

Hell yeah, love prototype!

[@demanischaffer]

Too bad it'll never get a sequel or a remaster

[@wolfofdoom3294]

@@demanischaffer Well it got a sequel. You are trying to say the sequel will never get a sequel, which is true, I'd love a remaster though.Prototype is the sole reason I hate Activision more than EA.

[@parzivalalchema5870]

"but that's just a theory... A game theory" That got me real good

[@AdamAdamHDL]

I'd survive easy, just lock myself in a corner and slowly wither away, too frightened to move. Oh wait I said survive, I meant not get eaten.

[@InfiniteUniverse88]

I've subsisted primarily on lard for a month while maintaining my vitality. I've been on the ketone for four years. It would be easy to barricade my stairwell or hide in the attic crawl space while the national guard kills all of the zombies outside. People who live on the second floor or higher would have it the easiest. All they would need to do is barricade their one entrance.

[@AdamAdamHDL]

@@InfiniteUniverse88 National guard are aren't doing anything. They will run home, protect their families and soon be more of a threat than the zombies themselves. Going from house to house scavenging what little they can to eat.

[@InfiniteUniverse88]

@@AdamAdamHDL I would join the national guard if I was needed. There could be civilians authorized to help distribute food. People in the national guard would realize if they don't kill zombies, their families won't be safe. Also, everyone is recommended to have months worth of bottled water and food in case if there's a natural disaster.

[@Actiontime70]

I’d get in a house and milk it until the food runs out then move on, and if there is a zombie in one of the houses I’d be a dear and let it eat me

[@waffles9771]

Cant wait for the memes during a zombie outbreak

[@randallio]

Someone during the outbreak: Remember coronavirus this is it now feel old yet

[@sirwaddlesdeethird7186]

Me eating the food on the floor cause im hungry. The corpse clean up Team:

[@lala_aika]

“remember when we thought we we're going to survive the zombie apocalypse lmao good times”

[@thegoddessoffungi8403]

GETS BIT [*image here*] MAKES A MEME

[@YEAHKINDA]

When you got to take out the trash but the silent kid's infected

[@AnonyMous-ql9nj]

"Why you wouldnt survive dying" literally the only title youtube showed me when i clicked. I was like "oh really now???".

[@bighomelessdude4598]

Anony Mous r/thathappend

[@dickiewad7]

Big Homeless dude r/ihavereddit

[@bighomelessdude4598]

GoSaints9421 r/idontreallyhavereddit

[@raven75257]

r/WhatTheseTagsMean?

[@riargaet]

@@raven75257 r/reddit

[@starcross-wolf]

My trick is find a enclosed room wait for night and draw as much attention as possible and with a semi auto shotgun i just let them in and drop them in 1 or 2 shots and when i need to reload throw a uv flare and good to keep going. Most i banked in 1 night i ranked up like 2-3 lvls

[@chillhour6155]

Where tf do you get a shotgun

[@Shane-impact]

The Mother ? Did you mean: *ANOTHER HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON-*

[@DeCarbonZo5979]

I DON'T WANT YOUR FRICKIN BEACON!

[@gregorymunoz8089]

I ignored it whenever i found left it in the chest or whereever i found

[@TIS_Plays]

*I WILL MAKE YOU THE INSTRUMENT OF MY CLEANSING LIGHT*

[@saintcd775]

Me: innocently looting Beacon; *imma stop this man's whole career*

[@slinkLainey]

Took me a second to remember.

[@The99Mustin]

One of the best zombie games ever

[@liquornloveloss]

Facts

[@_x.xxten.ta_cion539]

*L4D HAS ENTERED THE CHAT*

[@lazerjayzer9981]

Tying with State of Decay and L4D

[@aydenreitz399]

Lazer Jayzer I feel state of decay was not that good

[@glennfunderburk7420]

Compa Yoshi agreed.

[@imperialamerican2051]

*Sees title* Because I’m not as agile as a cat

[@berserk-_-majay4104]

PARKOUR!!!! *slips and slams face first into a wall*

[@giannispsillias7964]

Ma-_-Yumi fuck that was funny reminded of the first time I ventured out in old town....

[@damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830]

And because I don't have UV lights laying around.

[@Man_Aslume]

Me: *ez* *sees a tall fall* Me: guess I'll die

[@arsenicintheshell9955]

If you've ever playing Dying Light in nightmare difficulty you know how thrilling nighttime can get :3 having a pack of elite volatiles on your tail.

[@muffledbasket3071]

Why you wouldn't survive a minecraft night

[@Goobagoo]

STEVE LOOK OU- *SSSSSSSSSS

[@muffledbasket3071]

@@Goobagoo STEVES IS WEARING AIR PODS

[@tripaloski_6971]

He can't hear us with his wave check and airpods

[@kentlindal5422]

"What a terrible night to have a curse"

[@DeCarbonZo5979]

Cause you ain't good like me?

[@draingaming4518]

*Why you wouldn't survive Minecraft's blocky wastelands*

[@RavenDeathKnight]

Reason #1 stubbing your toe. You would stub your toe so much

[@TorutheRedFox]

good luck with them 1 over metre jumps

[@mrchicken9380]

U will die because Minecraft people don't have fingers so to grab stuff you need to shove it in your hand. And it could get infected if you get dirt...is that why zombies are in Minecraft?

[@ZenodudeMC]

Crafting...crafting never changes

[@Birkebeiner1066]

Now go and chop down some wood...

[@truek1ng7]

The volatiles remind me of I am legend

[@AL-lz6px]

@David Ransom Kinda like the vampires from that crazy infamous 2 DLC?

[@myhatzulu]

@@AL-lz6px bro that infamous dIc was insane, fuckign fIying around and shit so awesome

[@Dctctx]

“Hopefully the sequel isn’t baiting us with the whole ‘your choices matter’ schtick” he called it lmao

[@andrejpanic9053]

My father once said, while watching zombie movie, "if zombies are that stupid they would be endangered species" 😂

[@Delsin42]

Lol

[@iamwitherstorm7883]

no Name they are extinct sientest are working on it

[@zombiefootsoldier2983]

Are you calling me dumb?

[@hahshbjsjjnd329]

Wrong cuz walking dead

[@crabmachine858]

@@hahshbjsjjnd329 The zombies in the Walking Dead are only dangerous because _PLOT._

[@weslyyong6180]

_why you wouldn't survive roblox disaster tycoon_

[@a1uplift212]

U mean roblox natural disaster -island-

[@pooploops217]

Nice one XD

[@vertical7747]

Haha that game is shit I only play shit shoveling simulator simulator simulator simulator simulator simulator simulator simulator simulator

[@Journey_to_who_knows]

Lol my only memory of that was me roasting someone in the chat and he kept telling me to stop but I didn't so he put me in a cage then a landslide killed everyone expect me and opened the cage then he kicked me

[@djm.o.d.1]

Weapon simulator is new disaster tycoon

[@thenarrator2424]

The Main Character Didn't Even Survive This So How Are We Going To?

[@Jebu911]

Well id survive because i wouldnt be in turkey.

[@LoneWolf-fx9lm]

You Can Survive In Mars

[@NeuroticErotic]

He survived in the main game just not the DLC

[@Vladimir_6666]

R.I.P Kyle Crane

[@SavageStarlite7]

Jebu911 well the harran virus ends up taking over the entire world according to dying light 2

[@jude2214]

This could have been a 7 second video that just said "zombies run up walls" and I'd be like "yup, ya got me there"

[@Oakship166]

Dying light 2 looks nothing like dying light 1 but JESUS does it look amazing

[@iamwitherstorm7883]

Oakship166 if no legend of harran tribute I will go thermonuclear

[@jessejameson8893]

@@iamwitherstorm7883 same

[@Philosophe27]

Well that's because human life and society collapse. Just as bleak as the story was in the first with containing the virus, it turned out quarantine did not matter in the first game and society collapsed fast.

[@Zessionn]

I love the new game cuz unlike most game developers, Techland isn’t trying to make the second game a complete copy from the first game, and I love the more of an RPG type game when choices change the future of the game. It’s going to be AMAZING I can’t wait for the release

[@FIoydMayweather]

​@@Zessionn that game looks cool but I don't like the map too much, at least the parts shown in the trailer 🤷‍♂️ Going inside big buildings looks cool though, i hope that wasn't just in the trailer so we might get the chance to explore those skyscrapers !! Hopefully they'll be packed with zombies too, not like the quarantine zones in the 1st were you would find 10 zombies in at max lol I remember on my 1st run I was like "hello no i ain't going in there" then when I did it was super disappointing !

[@tesyeet970]

Why I can't survive the apocalypse : I can't run for more than a minute without my stomach cramping

[@roskcity]

I can run fast but I get tired after 100meters I have low stamina lol.

[@MembersOfHistory]

@@roskcity same

[@nathanshierd2098]

I can run at full sprint for a whole minute when going to a shop, so if I add the fear and adrenaline, I think I can run just fine.

[@neshaunfoster3160]

Radio Dispatch : “Goodnight and Good luck” Me : “alright, I think I’m gonna head out” *closes application*

[@ThatOneOf3StrongholdPlayers]

I think you also forgot the best example of the host asking you to kill them, the headcrab zombie they actually do scream out in pain when on fire begging for help. Actually kinda dark if you ask me.. Also the flood infected can’t even scream. Trust me. I know they only emit a high pitch scream using the hosts or telepathically communicating.

[@crageth]

On a more serious note: You wouldnt even be able to easily dispatch a normal zombie. You see people taking out zombies with a simple knife in many shows or games, but a skull doesnt decompose as long as it isnt on the air. Even rotten flesh hinders the rotting. Plus, decomposing a skull takes a long time, because the bone is so thick. Dont even try to pierce a forehead with a knife, you should aim for the eyes or the temple. The back of the head, right where the head is connected to the neck works too. A knife wouldnt even pierce through the thicker skull parts. It is possible, but with much more force. My tip: Use a blunt weapon and crack the skull, use knifes as tools, not as weapons. Or just decapitate the zombie if you want to go with a sword, the neck is relatively easy, as long as you are able to align your hit. Rule of thumb: Blunt weapons are easier to learn and have a much higher impact on the head. a bat works just fine, but something heavier works great. Also: riot armor. It is light enough to run without getting exhausted too fast, but is designed for melee attackers, no matter if weapons or teeth. Steel armor is too loud and too heavy. You are able to run, but not as long. You want to be agile. Also: Prepare for it with food cans, medicine and water (put a black plastic tarp over the water so no seaweed can contamin the water. If you live in a country with access to guns take them, but dont rely on them, you will run out of ammo. If you dont have guns, its better to deal with other people. Get an offroad car with additional gas cans and get out of the city, not by roads or bridges (you did see the movies and how full they are?), but off road. Get to the countryside, preferebly to a colder region, because the zombies cant move that fast. Or an extremly hot region, because the zombies will decompose faster. A last tip: get your cardio up. You will need to run. Not just faster than the next guy, but all of you should be faster than the zombies. Maybe the next guy may save your live in the future.

[@germanfalla8250]

I have riot armor from 1960 does that work

[@philip_bray]

I think game theory did an episode on how hard it'd be to break a skull with certain weapons and I think some were very effective to break skulls.

[@gingercore69]

If it hits where i live i would survive easy... My home is literally like a fortress, with maze like walls and fences, where i produce my own food all year, i have the most weapons arround, there are secreet rooms and other things like that... Everyone i know has some type of martial arts training or armed forces training, many of my friends have some medicine related knowledge... Also, i live in such a small town that even if everyone but my close group(friends and family) were turned, the number of infected would be low enough that by killing 50 a day we would probably clean the whole place in a little bit over a year... Me in particular, i glt some tactical shooting training(single day training... Im no rambo, but i got the basics) i do parkour, im a sanda fighter, ex national champion of soo bahk do, i have a few bikes to move fast during the day, etc... (and to give tou an idea of how small this town is... We only have a handfull of streets... You can count them with the fingers of your hands, then we have a few dirt/sand roads... Most of the town is empty between march and november... Now, the way o think i would survive, is not by fighting... Is by taking advantage that my house is fortified, fortify it even more, produce more food than what i produce right now... And just wait the night at home... Conpletly isolated from the outdide world... If any infected makes their way inside, my martial arts experience would work to drop them down with kicks... The many weapons i have at home would work to finish them off(among the things i have, i have a giant machete that is designed to be used with both hands, many axes, hammers and maces, a few traditional martial arts related weapons, a bunch of dumbells and barbells, there is one 9mm pistol and one hunting rifle that is used to hunt carpinchos(similar to capybara or however its written, its a big ass rat with a weird face) and hogs... And i have enough bottles and glass stuff that i can use to make "molotov like" explosives... Plus, i know how to make alcohol... (basically, ferment almost anything... Then use an alembiq to distill it... Then again... Then again... Etc... Until it is as pure as you want it to be... And i can peoduce my own oil too... Im not sure wich one would be better for molotovs... Also... I think it should be common sense, but in case anyone here wants to throw a molotov... Dont throw it over head... Throw it swinging it sideways... If you go overhead you can set yourself on fire... Be careful...

[@jdizzy192]

@@gingercore69 Flaws: 1. Your "friends" and/or neighbors see how easily fortified your home is, shoot you in your sleep then take your place. 2. The complexity of your house turns more into a hindrance when you need to quickly move from one place to the other but instead hav to traverse a maze. You'll hit a point where just using the front door is more effective 3. You ever sip your SUPER high alcohol content moonshine and get shitfaced, you're attracting Zombies from everywhere 4. Fire isn't your friend. It tends to spread easily and like a gator, it eats everything. Fear is also it's bacon bits.

[@silentdude56k]

@gingercore69 And what's stopping someone from taking all of that from you?

[@ctcheeserexplores7443]

This game has got to be one of my favourite zombie games ever, the sheer world building and secrets you can find across the map are awesome, from the large bridge on the edge of the map that you can explore, and the plethora of cool Easter eggs found on both base maps and the dlc map, it’s just so cool! And that doesn’t even cover the badass gameplay. (Sure the story wasn’t the best and the ending “tap this button” type ending was underwhelming, I still found all the progression and content fantastic)

[@siddharthakvr5154]

Me too...what a fantastic game!! I got it back in 2017 but didn't play it for some odd reason...started playing it in 2018 and boy was I blown away

[@buffgamer101]

I especially enjoy The Walking Dead: Saints and Sinners, I want a combination between the best zombie games. I wish they would release Red Dead Redemption 2: Undead Nightmare.

[@nmhjjp]

Shitty game, amazing and fun gameplay

[@nutmalone5527]

@@nmhjjp so its not a shitty game? Did you mean the story is shit?

[@shoaibhasan7404]

@@nmhjjp yea the story is dogshit

[@vanderz1012]

"we could all end up being boned by one God tier zombie" No one has summed it up better 😂

[@thatridgekid5165]

ladies and gentlemen, we are go for cheesin it

[@vanderz1012]

@@thatridgekid5165 ground pound cheese fucking hate it 🙄

[@adrianmacias3228]

Deboned he said and yes way to sum it up

[@meagansanders904]

When "The Mother" started speaking, all my brain could think was " A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON"

[@nantrash]

Why you wouldn't survive:- *because you don't know parkour*

[@General-Of-Gaming]

I do

[@damnboi4929]

@@General-Of-Gaming i am not

[@Bruh-hq1hx]

I know abit

[@rajansekhar3750]

@Odin Gilissen a gun would not help you at all

[@naforous7651]

@Odin Gilissen the sound attract them

[@valmar1315]

Well, he explained it logically, and in a realistic way, this guy goes overboard. Keep up the good work

[@autism4942]

Bruh he is copying Roanoke gaming lmao

[@StudyBreakYapSesh]

autism I mean this guy’s videos came out before all of Roanoke’s videos on Dying Light (no hate just saying)

[@nalu4life405]

That 'Don't Get Bit' shirt doesn't even have goddamn sleeves!

[@iamwitherstorm7883]

Wow

[@yourscumbagkid6031]

Or Kevlar

[@siegwardofcatarina9763]

How badassky Dr. Zere and Dr. Camden were like... Z: ''nah bro f**k that virus. Budd! you're on it?'' C: ''Yeah man, i got.... wtf you have laggs too?'' Z: ''Shit man what a nice moment for that'' C: ''I'm done. Quitting Telekom when out of this Hell'' Z: ''Ok clear now. Lets make a fully functional antidote.'' C: ''If that laggs wouldn't have been we could have saved millions bro..'' *Next day* C: ''Bro?''

[@SpinningTurtle66]

I don’t like the whole “fast zombies are more realistic” because we don’t really know, but most realistically is that there’s be some fast, some slow. It depends on level of infection, with the highly infected would probably be so weak they could only hobble.

[@65MaX73]

zombies would be a joke from obvious reason - reanimated dead but we don't know about the infected. I figure they wouldn't get tired or get sore muscles from running, also not feeling pain would be possible i guess.

[@SpinningTurtle66]

Arsène Lupin Thata fair.

[@FaZeloffOfGlizzywood]

I think the zombies in the release trailer has better zombies than in the actual game. EDIT: just sayin

[@belland_dog8235]

@@65MaX73 Just infected people would run as fast as normal people albeit with infinite stamina. Zombies, the pop culture/most popular one, wouldn't be able to anything.

[@blueripper1558]

I find it dumb with fast zombies, they are rotting corpses, their leg muscles would be long gone, I guess it sorta makes sense for infected to be fast but the ones in this game are still rotting away

[@geronimaramos4560]

THE MANLY WAY TO SURVIVE IN THE DYING LIGHT IS TO CHANGE THE LIGHT'S BATTERY ☆PRO TIP☆

[@ray_zor5585]

Genius

[@kadiboudacz5500]

@@PeachDragon_ lmao you would get aids

[@AquaPJ]

@dontayyy lmao wassup Lmao You don't know that.

[@ssouIs]

@@PeachDragon_ r/madlad

[@PeachDragon_]

@@griggs8345 i want to

[@MinhPham-hp6tb]

I know another reason why we wouldn't survive Dying Light's Harran virus: We can't respawn

[@maiq1218]

*why you wouldn't survive loading into gta online*

[@mrchicken9380]

It will take half a decade

[@RagnarEgg]

It lasts longer than the average human lifespan

[@catbox7958]

RZSpartansniper wrong.. it lasts longer than a Gay emo baby from Iraq

[@xynobruh7033]

So fuckin true

[@greekstyle9924]

I would starve.

[@Second_Splitter]

“why you aren’t going to survive Dying Light’s Harran virus” *Ad plays* Of course

[@tacticaltoad5258]

??? There is no ad’s...

[@zerogamer935]

jacky Boy I just got one

[@sirwaddlesdeethird7186]

Red bulls would kill me yes.

[@itsclemtime2357]

@@tacticaltoad5258 Some people get ads, some (like you) don’t. It’s a 50/50 chance.

[@Fernandov125]

I rely too much on chapstick to survive a zombie apocalypse.

[@tylerjames9283]

Not enough people talk about this.

[@laceystar4759]

Absolutely agree

[@sakuta2231]

I haven't used chapstick in years

[@quasarstone4951]

Ive never played Dying Light. I do love hearing Daedric Prince Meridia as the Mother Volatile tho. Even says "Listen to my voice" which made it all the more clear 😂

[@stevenjames5874]

...I mean, Crane DOES try touching her beacon in game before he found out she was a zombie.

[@CarlosGarcia-wp2ph]

Why I wouldn't survive Dying light and Dying light: the following. 1. I'm lazy 2. I can't parkour 3.I'm fat 4. Read last three

[@lukenicholas6507]

if zombies came I would fight for my life or die trying and I'm 6 foot 3 I'm tall enough to slam zombies into grownd

[@landonw2835]

Ur not fat :)

[@jessejameson8893]

@johnny ember just aim for the limbs or head

[@SladeL]

I would be safe in the safe houses :)

[@k4zum4s4m4]

5. In a zombie apocalypse, i don't want to be a survivor... QoL is pretty shitty

[@demongrenade2748]

One word: Volatiles nuff said.

[@Aaron-di8fm]

Honestly

[@Loespoes]

Man them runner zombies are scary, also SUPER VOLATILES ARE INSTANT GG

[@buildawall5803]

@@Loespoes not if you are fast as fuck boi

[@liamlundqvist9965]

@@princehenry8155 r/woosh

[@SchizophrenicCreature]

@@Loespoes no night hunters those things would tear ya apart if you dont have UV

[@minecraftmarioboy5012]

The zombies that come out of night made me quit the game for 2 days. I unlocked the camaflodge and sneak attack upgrade,and planned to survive the night with it. When the night zombies came out however,one looked at me,and *SAW* me. Saw straight through my camaflodge. When night started I had 150 health and 33 medkits. When I made to a safe house 7 minutes later, I had 4 left.

[@walloper9972]

I sacrificed myself with bombs to let my sister escape

[@minecraftmarioboy5012]

@@walloper9972 you a real one

[@roskcity]

@@walloper9972 Allahu akbar

[@Faust-d2o]

Fun Fact: regular volatiles/night zombies can’t see through camouflage, but a second variation called the evolved volatile is able to see right through your camouflage, you can see the difference between the two because the evolved volatile is covered in a black armor like material!

[@fulltimeslackerii8229]

sounds like you’re bad

[@wassup8034]

Do I really have to watch this vid to figure out that I wouldn't survive in a fucking post apocalyptic world, where lethal creatures are literally fucking everywhere?

[@landoncampbell3577]

world war z would be almost impossible to survive in real life

[@jnoelc3297]

More like most likely impossible cause that sh*t can climb a building..remember, they can climb the wall in jerusalem..n that wall is reaaaalllyy high

[@Edgar-zd4hv]

You mean the original work created by Max Brooks in World War Z, the book? Or the movie?or the game??

[@landoncampbell3577]

The game

[@whyhellotheremynameisayden1042]

J NoelC my guy they act like ladders like they are high

[@moeskillet6757]

@@whyhellotheremynameisayden1042 my guy, speak fuckin english you twerp. what the fuck are you even typing?

[@Oniongiri]

Me: looks out window and sees zombies Me: closes windows and continues offline game

[@anamomonakaya]

There would be no power

[@freelikme]

@Vernel imagine going to scavange for fuel to keep alive your gameing addiction

[@Bookofhumanity]

freelikme dedication bro

[@damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830]

@Vern Which still needs fuel and fuel doesn't stay good forever. It actually expires over time you know.

[@muzankibutsuji622]

@J'zargo Me(Volatile):*Jumps through your window to end your whole career*

[@surirajput1]

Can't even run 50m and parkour in zombie apocalypse, yup I'm shooting myself.

[@auderitepenguin9350]

i would be to spooked i would shoot myself

[@Firerat2000]

Vyrex420 ew

[@Delimon007]

@Vyrex420 TMI. . .

[@solopowermove2131]

I would try to go fight my first zombie and die from tripping down the stairs in my house.

[@dragos8839]

@Vyrex420 mom found the piss bottle

[@demonwolfgod8450]

While the game only allows you to hold them and snap their neck.... Me who has been loading them with shotgun pellets everytime before they can scream.

[@nxght6694]

i love you dude, but it’s unbelievably clear why we wouldn’t survive a mutant zombie apocalypse

[@berserk-_-majay4104]

Slow zombies theres a chance but rapid fast zombie that don't get tired in any way yea I think the human race would be completely destroyed in like a year lol

[@mrtop7723]

Yep

[@retrobowlcontentsometimes6925]

You get tired, no food/water(depends how long), you can’t stay in one house all the time like COD zombies.

[@shhmypupissleepin3015]

Ma-_-Yumi but they can’t use pew pews

[@theape3580]

Bro if any zombie come near me I'm fucking it

[@zanekreger8041]

My sister: yeah I just beat this game I can survive the zombie apocalypse Me: what game did you beat? My sister: Minecraft!

[@typicalskateboarder3295]

I beat undead nightmare! That's a fucking nightmare!

[@zanekreger8041]

And I may have casually beat Hollow Knight's entire story including dlc without taking damage

[@ihavnestronks8709]

Zane Kreger How

[@zanekreger8041]

@@ihavnestronks8709 I am Jesus, And I spent over 400 hours on that game mastering every boss fight, every enemy pattern and level layout. Most of my deaths were from the infected crossroads late in the game and the patheons in godhome, it's amazing what you can you if you put in enough time and effort

[@Jr-zc2wp]

Typical Skateboarder undead nightmare scared me as a kid

[@orthodoxmetallic2951]

I'll have u know I made it through the entire goosebumps novels in the dark at midnight and I didnt scream once

[@Jay-dp1jn]

This people is the true ALPHA MALE

[@alamb245]

But could you read in the dark?

[@youhellagay8048]

Orthodox metallic Madlad!

[@orthodoxmetallic2951]

@@alamb245 isn't it obvious i found a pair of night vision right next to me

[@alamb245]

@@orthodoxmetallic2951 my bad fam

[@McLuvina04]

I remember seeing the Volatiles for the first time. Made me shit my pants and scream. Definitely didn't sleep that night 😂. Love the game

[@a1uplift212]

Why u wouldn't survive red dead redemption 2's tuberculosis

[@ungayumungus8785]

LUMBAGO

[@benjir3911]

This is gold

[@elizabeththegoddessofpeace6758]

I’m playing rdr2

[@elizabeththegoddessofpeace6758]

I know I finished it

[@ChloeGPotter]

Too soon.