Wrestling 'Would You Rather'?

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[@relientlancer]

Roasting lumberlend and the dugout made my whole day.

[@braydenyeeter]

That ENTIRE MJF segment was absolute GOLD

[@MenardBrosVids]

“Have fun in the dugout” that felt personal from their TikTok days 😭

[@Yung_Nawsh]

“Have fun in the dugout”💀💀

[@thefrankster875]

Can you explain this to me lol

[@superidoluwu]

They used to be a baseball company called Lumberlend but they all got fired and the company is now called Dugout mugs ​amd under new people(i think) @thefrankster875

[@BreakerX42]

Dugout is the new name of their former channel ​@@thefrankster875

[@brokeboiiii]

​@@thefrankster875Lumberland is now Dugout Mugs

[@jaydog-vz6vt]

​@@thefrankster875 10:18

[@markula_4040]

"Lumberlend came to a lumber end" is too good and kind of true. At least for their YT channel which is pretty dead and all the name changes in the world won't help.

[@KegOfMeat]

What happened anyway?

[@GoingMach5]

Cena told rock that he had work on his “boobies“ not for breast implants, but because rock had gynecomastia surgery because of his extensive testosterone and steroid use. It’s a deep cut and incredibly insulting because it was the first time it was publicly confirmed.

[@ParadiseDB7]

Or he just made a cheap reference to the rumor

[@ParadiseDB7]

@@jordanmince7613 KZbin

[@jordanmince7613]

​@@ParadiseDB7what rumour?

[@SymbolOfHeroism]

@@jordanmince7613READ THE ORIGINAL COMMENT

[@Mrryn]

It was also because of genetic issues with Samoans that Rock had that work done.

[@JoshuaPaoloPatrocinio]

Thanks for taking my submission of Wrestling Would You Rather! Hope you enjoyed answering, and the viewers did as well 😄

[@tearsong8744]

It was very fun please make another. Also I'm curious what your answers to these questions were if you wouldn't mind sharing.

[@JoshuaPaoloPatrocinio]

@@tearsong8744 @tearsong8744 Thanks; will try another and hopefully SCW will pick mine! My answers: 1 - Heel 2 - Brawler/Bruiser 3 - Multiple short title reigns 4 - Batista's I Walk Alone 5 - Evolution 6 - RKO from Randy Orton 7 - Roasted by John Cena 8 - Undefeated WM Streak 9 - Wiseman 10 - Seth Rollins 11 - WarGames match 12 - Winner of Royal Rumble 13 - Unforgettable Promo 14 - Cody Rhodes' Weightlifting Belt 15 - Santino Marella's The Cobra 16 - MizTV 17 - BCC 18 - Slim Jim 19 - Swanton Bomb 20 - Bad Bunny 21- Company Executive

[@tearsong8744]

@@JoshuaPaoloPatrocinio Very interesting answers. I'm curious why the belt vs. the mask and why Wiseman over advocate?

[@ChristopherJohn4389]

You guys roasting yourselves as MJF was f'king gold. Made my day 👍👍

[@Sliq85]

They roasted themselves on behalf of MJF. I love these guys😂😂😂

[@davidhealy2541]

Mysterio mask is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

[@hs4695]

Lol John looks like Tempest from parts fun known

[@MaximaMac]

You might think you would rather John, until he says “fine speech” then you’re cooked.

[@AIMalek]

A few videos ago, dante did a heel move where he added a point to himself. Today he says being heel is more fun. Dante is starting his heel turn boys.

[@adambryant4149]

- Heel - Highflyer - Multiple short title reigns - Metallingus - The Shield - RKO - John Cena - Undefeated WM streak - Advocate - Sami Zayn - War Games - Royal Rumble - Catchphrase - Rey Mysterio's Mask - Mr. Socko - MizTV - Blackpool Combat Club - Slim Jim - Swanton Bomb - Bad Bunny - Company Exec

[@9raff]

"Have fun in the dugout" So you wanna shoot cowboy!

[@JacksonOwex]

"Metallingus" is easily better than "I Walk Alone"! Logan Paul cannot be considered a "celebrity wrestler" anymore, so there's only one choice here!

[@KamoMustafaWWE]

Metalingus is THE entrance music. I Walk Alone is on the list, but further down.

[@SpiralSkylines]

This Fire Burns and Kingdom are anthems man… but yeah, Metalingus has to be number 1.

[@navtektv]

Indeed, I honestly didn't even know that Bruno held the spot for the longest title reign until Romans long reign brought it into the conversation. Meanwhile with every intro you hear that Triple H is a fourteen time world champ, Randy Orton is a fourteen time world champ, Cena is a 16 time world champion, Bokker T is a five time, five time, five time, five time, five time, WCW champion. The number of reigns has always sounded and presented as mote prestiges to me.

[@rriggs6547]

I see it as HHH lost the title 14 times. And I think of Charlotte and can't really remember anything of note she ever did as champ. But I know some of the iconic feuds Bruno had. People may not remember him now, but he was the standard for 40 years.

[@kennycastillo5313]

Yeah but to be fair you would hear that all the time because those guys were still active at the time. Meanwhile Bruno is a wrestler from the 70’s so of course you wouldn’t hear that as often.

[@AIMalek]

Tbf though cena hhh and randy all have had very long reigns as well(not 3 years ofcourse)

[@navtektv]

@@AIMalek Yeah, sure, but you don't ever hear those long reigns mentioned do you? Number of reigns every single time but the length of a reign in those many reigns, not really.

[@AIMalek]

@@navtektv yeah, i guess number beats length. The thing is almost everyone who's had around 10 world titles has had a pretty long run with it as well at least once. I thing edge is the only one who hasn't had a partucularly long one.

[@SlackerScot]

I like the idea of Sophie in SHIELD. Her gimmick would be that she can't ever tell Rollins and Reigns apart.

[@robertlunderwood]

🤣🤣🤣 She can be the R-Truth of the group.

[@bigweezey]

They should definately do this again. I laughed so hard at the Cena and MJF part of it. Lumberend lol. That was a great group of people for the content put out for it.

[@Tajonxv]

Whenever Cena says “Fine speech” its over for you

[@farazalikhan5242]

MJF segment was gold man John opened up so much for that one 🤣

[@RedClaw87]

Actually Evolutions deal was The Past, The Present and the Future (Veteran, Current Top Guy and the up-and-coming-Superstar).

[@PAWANKALYAN_21]

These guys had no idea how deeper Cena ccan go; he will make you question your own existence. It doesn't matter non-PG or PG.

[@nickpouch]

“Have fun in the dugout” is a legendary quote from Dante, while we are at it… fuck Dugout Mugs

[@zeospark9715]

I definitely picked Royal Rumble over MitB because the Royal Rumble is one of the big 4 events and when you win it, you get a free pass to WrestleMania. Your Road to Wrestlemania starts and you have plenty of time to build up rivalries between which champion you're going after. Plus, being an RR locks you in the history books and imagine if you pull off a Rey Mysterio by winning it at a very low number, lasting over an hour, and winning it. Such a feel good moment

[@ultraomenmurat9937]

Royal Rumble is definitely more fun than MITB. With RR, you can win a Rumble with specific number that never won yet(albeit not that important), you can potentially break the most eliminations in a single or consecutive rumble(s), have a memorable win altogether. You can try to break the longest time in a Rumble, etc. MITB is only fun that you can cash-in at any PLE and at any RAW or Smackdown.

[@bschuss1]

Dante has been a heel on the quizzes for ages now, with John being the clear face.

[@hadhoda12345]

Do more of this please, it's a nice detour from the usual quizes, just to keep things fresh.

[@cp_tso03]

Oh what a segment the Cena vs Mjf segment incredibly done I’m dying over here😂

[@lakshaykataria8475]

One hell of a video!! Great content guys!!! ❤

[@matthewmciver7615]

Definitely wanna see you guys do more of these!

[@j.t.a5395]

*Na man you wouldn’t want to get roasted by 2016-present John Cena. Bro was a menace. Insulted Miz, Roman, Dean, Theory.*

[@riotd.r.8363]

"Good guys finish last," but Faces sell more merch on average.

[@zeospark9715]

And heels tend to lose more matches

[@eleazar2006]

@@zeospark9715Unless the heel is Roman Reigns

[@The_RealBigOunce]

This Dante heel turn on John is gonna hit like crack🙏😂

[@Cartermer27]

Mjf would roast me so bad that I would break character laughing at myself 😂😂😂

[@txrrorized]

Loved this. Need more videos like this in the future please and thank you

[@lukekaehne9091]

John Cena roasting you would end your day, MJF roasting you would end your life 😅

[@Nehemiah33]

WOULD YOU RATHER PART 2!!!! This was awesome guys 🔥🔥🔥

[@EvilChiId]

John looks like he'd be called Roy Mysterio with that mask. He's Rey's cousin that sells used cars in South Texas.

[@Call_Me_Ruin]

Seems like Sophie is becoming a fan now

[@n1ghtt295]

16:53 I thought that was the Magneto's helmet at first 😂

[@matthewbaymagic]

MJF will dig up your past, Cena will bury your future if he wants. Also, the MJF bit was hilarious 😂

[@IntellectualWarrior-r5o]

This was amazing please keep it going.

[@allensimmons9664]

Rey mask would be nice. But i always dreamed of catching the rocks elbow pad during the peoples elbow

[@grantlopez6797]

I really liked this one. Some of those were pretty interesting to think about.

[@mr.bullet2024]

When you order Rey mysterio off of wish this is what you get 😭😂

[@dionshare7103]

Talking about the frog splash and the swanton bomb. I think I'd pick swanton bomb because it always looked like if someone hits that frog splash full strength it could seriously hurt. I'm sure RVD probably experiences a lot of pain today because of that move.

[@LukeMcKay22]

Glad you fellas decided to have a bit of fun for once

[@revolutiontoevolution3127]

Not the roast😂😂😂

[@mikesemie5028]

Keep doing these kinds of vids for sure

[@yrg_jj1835]

John Lena getting paid with peacemaker too. my boy chillin in Hollywood

[@shahzainali684]

- HEEL - HIGHFLYER - ONE LONG TITLE REIGN - METALLINGUS - THE SHIELD - RKO - JOHN CENA - ENDING BRUNO REIGN - WISEMAN - SETH ROLLINS - HELL IN A CELL - ROYAL RUMBLE - CATCHPHRASE - REY MYSTERIO'S MASK - COBRA - MIZ TV - BLACKPOOL COMBAT CLUB - SLIM JIM - SWANTON BOMB - LOGAN PAUL - HOLLYWOOD

[@SailorMoon5555]

My picks: face, Highflyer, long reigns, I walk alone, evolution, stunner, MJF, WM streak, advocate, Sami, war games, Rumble, promo, Rey's mask, Mr.Socko, Miz TV, BCC, Slim Jim, swanton bomb, Bad Bunny, Hollywood

[@n1ghtt295]

9:18 This is on point 😂

[@Kswizzy15]

For the first one in the intro when John said it’s like which child do you like better it made me think of it’s like what do you like better Xbox or PlayStation

[@wallacemaldonado7710]

I really like this game. You should do a part 2 to this! 👍👍👍

[@FiendFyreNyx]

It could honestly be the association of the wrestlers to their themes, but "Metalingus" to me feels like it fits the style and energy of a high flyer whereas "I Walk Alone" fits more the bruiser style. I Walk Alone has this overwhelming sense of charisma and intimidation unlike any other theme song.

[@samspade313]

Sophie Mysterio!!! Fuckin love it!!!

[@wsx256]

Imagine saying Cena is softer than MJF 💀

[@Bobsyagod]

For long vs short reign, it'd be so weird if you ended up having 1 really long reign and then nothing before or after it. It makes you wonder how they got there and why it didn't happen again if they were good enough to have a long reign. Makes me think of Jinder Mahal.

[@WorldWrestlingEdition]

Heel Dante VS Face John

[@roveenmaharaj2371]

Having fun at a house show

[@MagiaBased]

I'd take an MJF Roast over Cena anyday, MJF is only gonna insult me but Cena would destroy me 😂

[@uncensoredreality]

10:20 This coming out the same day as those shitty Dugout videos was beautiful irony 😭😭😭

[@joshuabishop5997]

Whats funny about Sophie saying Batista is the better song is that I'm pretty sure she broke the tie back in Lumberland/Dugout when they ranked the best WWE themes and it came down to Edge and Batista then as well and her and Dante picked Edge.

[@rsbchamp]

Omg i love this diss on lumberlend

[@christophersmith210]

Shinsuke Nakamura leaving RISE and it turned him heel which is when he Became The King Of Strong Style. It was a great example of someone who was in a faction and then a blood feud happens and his friend turna on him then Shinsuke gets pissed and starts kicking peoples heads off. I chose; heel cuz the best heels are the ones who are justified but twist it. Ive always liked submissions, techinical and strong style and bruising over high flying. I just really love Alter Bridge

[@ArcaneAnarchy]

Being a heel is great because then you get that massive pop after a face turn, or the crowd turns you. A high flyer. You can be a brawler and still get injured. Triple H, Batista, Mick Foley, etc. Uhhh...stunner. Evolution, one long title reign, frog splash,MitB... i do like these.

[@rockstar42021]

Reys mask is iconic

[@BeastBoy3313]

Heel,High Flyer,Multiple Title Reigns,Edge-Metallingus,The Shield,Stunner from Stone Cold,MJF,Undertaker WM Streak,Paul Heyman Wiseman,Seth Rollins,Hell in Cell,Money in Bank,kick start a catchphrase,Rey Mysterio mask,Mr.Socko,Highlight Reel,Blackpool Combat Club,Slim Jim,Frog Splash,BAD BUNNY,Company Executive

[@Nachoooo1993]

It will be fun to quiz the subscribers and make a game to guess the majority vote.

[@Clouden3]

My choices: -Heel -Brawler -Multiple reigns -Metalingus -Evolution -Stunner -MJF -The Streak - Wiseman - Seth - Hell in a Cell - Royal Rumble - Promo - Cody's belt - Mr. Socko - Highlight Reel - BCC - Slim Jim - Swanton Bomb - Bad Bunny 🐰 - Hollywood

[@flybirdsfly2091]

Good luck everyone and good luck to john and dante

[@Pinkyhotwheels]

“How long have you had that mask?”……”Boyaka” 😂🤣 that right there should tell you how long he’s had it bc Rey don’t say Boyaka anymore 😂🤣😂 I just gotta give it to Sophie she is learning more as this vid goes on!! lol

[@hunterlare5661]

The stone cold what’s never gets old

[@TheNath87]

I did a Swanton from the top of a chest of draws onto my bed once. It was exhilarating but also kinda scary at first. DONT TRY THIS AT HOME KIDS.

[@kratoscallofduty]

Don't forget about the 1 time Triple H was in the shield.

[@JFantauzzi7]

1. Them roasting themselves as MJF was everything 😂 2. I didn’t know y’all got fired from Lumberland. Y would they fire two of the best ppl from the channel?!

[@mikenike97L6]

Missing the opportunity to call this segment "Sophie's Choice"

[@greasy2007]

Nice change up vid fellas

[@jamiemcnally9960]

Heel High Flyer Multiple short reins Metallingus Evolution Stunner from Austin Cena Taker’s streak Advocate Sami Zayn (chair shot) WarGames Royal Rumble Unforgettable promo Mysterio mask (Bret’s glasses?) Santino’s Cobra Highlight Reel Blackpool Combat Club Slim Jim Swanton Bomb Logan Paul Hollywood Not that anyone asked…

[@melodycollins2903]

I love that it’s still canon that Roman is Sophie’s arch nemesis 😂

[@PedroBenolielBonito]

There is no discussion. As an entrance theme, Metallingus (specifically the Lita edit) over ANYTHING. 'You think you know me...?'

[@wwefan2895]

There’s a couple others that I have SLIGHTLY over, like “This Fire Burns” or “No More Words”.

[@PedroBenolielBonito]

@@wwefan2895 for me, as far as WWE, it would go: Metallingus at #1 Slow Chemical at #2 Whatever and The Rising Sun tied for #3 Honourable mentions to I Walk Alone, Burn In My Light, This Fire Burns, Worlds Apart and Kingdom.

[@Raidersjace_55]

When it came to high flyer or a brawler I was like I want to be Jacob fatu who can be both .

[@pvt.hudson6088]

Would you rather get hazed by Bob Holly or take the Steve Richards Chairshot?

[@Erlewyn]

Damn, if all you remember from the Cena/Rock feud is "you have fake boobs", you need to watch those promos again 😅

[@pdg90]

I’d rather have Taker’s streak. That’s the equivalent to having 20+ superbowl wins

[@rkoncenasupporter]

1.face 2.high flyer 3.long run 4.metallingus 5.the shield 6.stunner from stone cold 7.Cena 8.Taker mania streak 9.wiseman 10. Sami 11. War Games 12.MITB 13. promo 14. Rey's mask 15. socko 16.the highlight reel 17.blackpool combat club 18. slim jim 19.swanton bomb 20. bad bunny 21. company executive

[@mikewalsh1189]

How does Sophie not know the difference between a heel and a face at this point? Lol

[@meowoofoof]

Batista wasn't young in Evolution. You guys always misplace his age bracket.

[@MikeMajora]

15:28 Im going with the catchphrase, unforgettable promo doesnt mean it has to be good, look at shockmaster and kalisto

[@CadJuice]

1: I'd love to be that Heel that people either Love to Hate (ex: Dom Mys.), or A Heel that people can't NOT cheer for (Stone Cold type of Heel I guess? Almost like Reverse Heat??) 2: Brawler/Bruiser. Longevity in the Game is 100% Key, he's right!! I'd have like, MAYBE 2 moves from the top rope that happen in MASSIVE moments, and strictly for those moments. 3: I think being a " 1 Time WWE World Heavyweight Champion (900 Days). 1 Time US Champion (567 Days). 1 Time Interconnectional Champion (854 Days) " carries MUCH more weight to it. It shows that you were the FACE of a division AND the company for a CONSISTANT Amount of time, vs looking like a "Time filler" with 13 ~60 Runs. However. MULTIPLE RUNS of roughly a year or more carry just as much weight, IMO. Still being a FACE for "just a year" still shows the chops!!

[@CadJuice]

4: Metallingus, for free. The shot of Adrenaline to the Heart as soon as the first NOTE hits, High Octane with the Tempo shifts.. You can't NOT rock out to it. 5: The Shield. THE ONLY REASON.. Because of where each member are CURRENTLY in their careers.. and what the industry has BECOME since Evolution. It's the current day Exposure and the Money and opportunities that comes with it in *todays* economy. I'd say the SAME thing if it were asked between the NWO, and Evolution for example. You'll end up being an Icon of the Business in the future no matter who you choose, but set yourself up for the LONGEVITY of your future success (you'd be old like Rick/RKO/HHH/Dave in 5 yrs, not Roman/Dean[Mox]/Seth in 5yrs 😉)

[@CadJuice]

6: Stunner. The amount of Over-The-Top Sells/Undersells into an unreal sell would go SO hard in todays era.. I have so many Ideas.. lol 7: MJF. He brings that "edge (not Adam.)"* to promos these days that just resonates with todays media, and that really makes them memorable. "Viral Clips". 8: The "Taker-Esque" Streak. It can play into that "Heel Persona" I would want that I mentioned above. Could play to EITHER a Face or a Heel in a Match. 9: Yes. Both answers. Start WITH the Advocate, and then transition into the Wiseman once we become LEGENDS.

[@CadJuice]

10: Sami. As a fellow Canadian, I deserved it if it came from him! Sorry, Sami!!! 11: Hell In A Cell. After listening to Mark describe how he was able to Spin the Story between HBK and The Undertaker in the first match changed my view on the stipulation as a whole. If you get the chance (and if you read this) go watch it on his podcast. it's seriously amazing to listen to the mentality behind it..

[@CadJuice]

12: Money In The Bank. I feel like deliberately "Not having the briefcase on me" for weeks, especially when the Champs are having matches during the week, ESPECIALLY at the PLE's builds that "What's going on?" feeling.. and then randomly showing up ringside after walking through the crowd with the briefcase.. All just to not cash it in, slowly walk back through the crowd, and go back to "Not having it". And then one day just BANG. The Cash In.

[@CadJuice]

13: Promo. Same as the Hell in a Cell answer. The Story Telling should ALWAYS make more of a difference than the "Flashy things", IMO. 14: Reys Mask. The Mask of a Luchador is basically an extension of the Heart and Soul of the Luchador. It's just a weight belt.. 15: Cobra, 100% 😂😂 Again, the absurd selling you can do just by seeing it... let alone taking it...🤣💀 16: BCC. Too many Legends to pass up, especially being a current day stable.

[@christianouellette1006]

Who the hell would rather win money in the bank more than a Royal Freaking Rumble lol

[@Walshy94]

Picking MITB over winning the Royal Rumble is wild😯

[@tatyanaberrios5116]

I’m definitely not taking a promo by John Cena. He eats people and spit them out. Roman, solo, rock, they’ve all gotten cooked

[@michaelfukano5994]

Who would you rather take a spinebuster from in their prime: Arn Anderson or Farooq?

[@mydhouse]

Y’all underestimate Cena on a mic💀

[@calennon3]

John definitely won lol

[@MrWicked17]

It’s not like you J-Brons will see this but more of this!

[@daking901]

Wait, I thought that Dante was already in The Shield....seems redundant

[@shavin1980ss]

I would like to know yalls answer to the last question if you take the money aspect out of it and look at it from strictly doing the job.