Wrestling 'Would You Rather'?

[@relientlancer]

Roasting lumberlend and the dugout made my whole day.

[@braydenyeeter]

That ENTIRE MJF segment was absolute GOLD

[@Yung_Nawsh]

“Have fun in the dugout”💀💀

[@thefrankster875]

Can you explain this to me lol

[@superidoluwu]

They used to be a baseball company called Lumberlend but they all got fired and the company is now called Dugout mugs ​amd under new people(i think) @thefrankster875

[@BreakerX42]

Dugout is the new name of their former channel ​@@thefrankster875

[@brokeboiiii]

​@@thefrankster875Lumberland is now Dugout Mugs

[@jaydog77]

​@@thefrankster875 10:18

[@SlackerScot]

I like the idea of Sophie in SHIELD. Her gimmick would be that she can't ever tell Rollins and Reigns apart.

[@robertlunderwood]

🤣🤣🤣 She can be the R-Truth of the group.

[@markula_4040]

"Lumberlend came to a lumber end" is too good and kind of true. At least for their YT channel which is pretty dead and all the name changes in the world won't help.

[@KegOfMeat]

What happened anyway?

[@MenardBrosVids]

“Have fun in the dugout” that felt personal from their TikTok days 😭

[@ChristopherJohn4389]

You guys roasting yourselves as MJF was f'king gold. Made my day 👍👍

[@MaximaMac]

You might think you would rather John, until he says “fine speech” then you’re cooked.

[@JoshuaPaoloPatrocinio]

Thanks for taking my submission of Wrestling Would You Rather! Hope you enjoyed answering, and the viewers did as well 😄

[@tearsong8744]

It was very fun please make another. Also I'm curious what your answers to these questions were if you wouldn't mind sharing.

[@JoshuaPaoloPatrocinio]

@@tearsong8744 @tearsong8744 Thanks; will try another and hopefully SCW will pick mine! My answers: 1 - Heel 2 - Brawler/Bruiser 3 - Multiple short title reigns 4 - Batista's I Walk Alone 5 - Evolution 6 - RKO from Randy Orton 7 - Roasted by John Cena 8 - Undefeated WM Streak 9 - Wiseman 10 - Seth Rollins 11 - WarGames match 12 - Winner of Royal Rumble 13 - Unforgettable Promo 14 - Cody Rhodes' Weightlifting Belt 15 - Santino Marella's The Cobra 16 - MizTV 17 - BCC 18 - Slim Jim 19 - Swanton Bomb 20 - Bad Bunny 21- Company Executive

[@tearsong8744]

@@JoshuaPaoloPatrocinio Very interesting answers. I'm curious why the belt vs. the mask and why Wiseman over advocate?

[@Sliq85]

They roasted themselves on behalf of MJF. I love these guys😂😂😂

[@GoingMach5]

Cena told rock that he had work on his “boobies“ not for breast implants, but because rock had gynecomastia surgery because of his extensive testosterone and steroid use. It’s a deep cut and incredibly insulting because it was the first time it was publicly confirmed.

[@ParadiseDB7]

Or he just made a cheap reference to the rumor

[@ParadiseDB7]

@@jordanmince7613 KZbin

[@jordanmince7613]

​@@ParadiseDB7what rumour?

[@ImmaRoundHouse]

@@jordanmince7613READ THE ORIGINAL COMMENT

[@Mrryn]

It was also because of genetic issues with Samoans that Rock had that work done.

[@AIMalek]

A few videos ago, dante did a heel move where he added a point to himself. Today he says being heel is more fun. Dante is starting his heel turn boys.

[@Tajonxv]

Whenever Cena says “Fine speech” its over for you

[@farazalikhan5242]

MJF segment was gold man John opened up so much for that one 🤣

[@SingerBoxerMartian]

Dude, I need a whole video of you guys cutting promos. Hearing you guys cut MJF/Cena promos on yourselves was the funny as all hell.

[@davidhealy2541]

Mysterio mask is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

[@RoaxForTheWin]

Lol John looks like Tempest from parts fun known

[@adambryant4149]

- Heel - Highflyer - Multiple short title reigns - Metallingus - The Shield - RKO - John Cena - Undefeated WM streak - Advocate - Sami Zayn - War Games - Royal Rumble - Catchphrase - Rey Mysterio's Mask - Mr. Socko - MizTV - Blackpool Combat Club - Slim Jim - Swanton Bomb - Bad Bunny - Company Exec

[@9raff]

"Have fun in the dugout" So you wanna shoot cowboy!

[@Call_Me_Ruin]

Seems like Sophie is becoming a fan now

[@nickpouch]

“Have fun in the dugout” is a legendary quote from Dante, while we are at it… fuck Dugout Mugs

[@Pako_equis]

💪😂

[@KamoMustafaWWE]

Metalingus is THE entrance music. I Walk Alone is on the list, but further down.

[@TheReelReesePod]

This Fire Burns and Kingdom are anthems man… but yeah, Metalingus has to be number 1.

[@bschuss1]

Dante has been a heel on the quizzes for ages now, with John being the clear face.

[@cp_tso03]

Oh what a segment the Cena vs Mjf segment incredibly done I’m dying over here😂

[@riotd.r.8363]

"Good guys finish last," but Faces sell more merch on average.

[@zeospark9715]

And heels tend to lose more matches

[@eleazar2006]

@@zeospark9715Unless the heel is Roman Reigns

[@uncensoredreality]

10:20 This coming out the same day as those shitty Dugout videos was beautiful irony 😭😭😭

[@danielpollard3647]

Breaking Sammartino's reign is basically saying "how long can you hold the World title without getting bored or burned out".

[@navtektv]

Indeed, I honestly didn't even know that Bruno held the spot for the longest title reign until Romans long reign brought it into the conversation. Meanwhile with every intro you hear that Triple H is a fourteen time world champ, Randy Orton is a fourteen time world champ, Cena is a 16 time world champion, Bokker T is a five time, five time, five time, five time, five time, WCW champion. The number of reigns has always sounded and presented as mote prestiges to me.

[@rriggs6547]

I see it as HHH lost the title 14 times. And I think of Charlotte and can't really remember anything of note she ever did as champ. But I know some of the iconic feuds Bruno had. People may not remember him now, but he was the standard for 40 years.

[@kennycastillo5313]

Yeah but to be fair you would hear that all the time because those guys were still active at the time. Meanwhile Bruno is a wrestler from the 70’s so of course you wouldn’t hear that as often.

[@AIMalek]

Tbf though cena hhh and randy all have had very long reigns as well(not 3 years ofcourse)

[@navtektv]

@@AIMalek Yeah, sure, but you don't ever hear those long reigns mentioned do you? Number of reigns every single time but the length of a reign in those many reigns, not really.

[@AIMalek]

@@navtektv yeah, i guess number beats length. The thing is almost everyone who's had around 10 world titles has had a pretty long run with it as well at least once. I thing edge is the only one who hasn't had a partucularly long one.

[@RedClaw87]

Actually Evolutions deal was The Past, The Present and the Future (Veteran, Current Top Guy and the up-and-coming-Superstar).

[@bigweezey]

They should definately do this again. I laughed so hard at the Cena and MJF part of it. Lumberend lol. That was a great group of people for the content put out for it.

[@Nehemiah33]

WOULD YOU RATHER PART 2!!!! This was awesome guys 🔥🔥🔥

[@RiceCooker-ge2te]

Imagine if they actually wrestle each other in like a training ring and do everything they said they would rather do Like have John be the face and Dante be the heel, have John come out to I Walk Alone, have Dante walk out to Metalingus etc

[@hadhoda12345]

Do more of this please, it's a nice detour from the usual quizes, just to keep things fresh.

[@EvilGoatBoy]

John looks like he'd be called Roy Mysterio with that mask. He's Rey's cousin that sells used cars in South Texas.

[@PAWANKALYAN_21]

These guys had no idea how deeper Cena ccan go; he will make you question your own existence. It doesn't matter non-PG or PG.

[@LukeMcKay22]

Glad you fellas decided to have a bit of fun for once

[@DzznuttsEniomouf]

Alright, I'll play. 1. Face - I'm too much of a nice guy in general to be that big of a heel. 2. Brawler/Bruiser - Too big to be a high-flyer. 3. Short Reigns - To add to the point of being remembered as a multi-time champion, I feel having one long reign would get boring after a while. I mean look at Goldberg. How many people still remember his reign? 4. Metalingus - Both songs slam, but Metalingus has a certain _edge_ to it. (see what I did there) 5. Evolution - Who doesn't love living the high life with legends? 6. RKO - Against the grain, I suppose, but I feel an RKO would be more fun to take. 7. Cena - He would make it funny while MJF would make it personal. 8. Break the Title Reign - Similar answer as the title reign question. Also, if you just get into the business and that's the _first_ thing you do, that's instant legend status. 9. Advocate - Like Sophie said, I'm already wise enough. 10. Zayn - Like they said, so he turned his back on me. Meh... 11. WarGames - Much more fun. Not that HIAC sucks though. 12. Bank - You're almost guaranteed to win the title if you cash in at the right time. 13. Promo - For the same reason they said about the "What?" chant and CM Punk's shoot. 14. Mask - Who would want the belt? A better option would've been a shirt from Cena. 15. Cobra - Funnier and I don't like the idea of sticking my fingers in someone's mouth. 16. Highlight Reel - Funnier if you ask me, and Jericho is more charismatic. (come at me) 17. Combat Club - Like they said, more badass. 18. Slim Jim - I don't even drink C4, but I've eaten Slim Jim. 19. Frog Splash - Too big to do a Swanton. 20. Hollywood - I don't have the creative mindset to be in any corporate business.

[@matthewmciver7615]

Definitely wanna see you guys do more of these!

[@matrixdragneel]

Me being with the shield will make me look like a fool lol, they are too cool

[@billylevelsup5634]

When John said "evolution is a" I was hoping he was gonna say mystery 🤔🤣

[@allensimmons9664]

Rey mask would be nice. But i always dreamed of catching the rocks elbow pad during the peoples elbow

[@SailorMoon5555]

My picks: face, Highflyer, long reigns, I walk alone, evolution, stunner, MJF, WM streak, advocate, Sami, war games, Rumble, promo, Rey's mask, Mr.Socko, Miz TV, BCC, Slim Jim, swanton bomb, Bad Bunny, Hollywood

[@TmoneyBasketball]

Am i the only one who LOVES the What chants? Like its so dope. WHAT

[@ArcaneAnarchy]

Being a heel is great because then you get that massive pop after a face turn, or the crowd turns you. A high flyer. You can be a brawler and still get injured. Triple H, Batista, Mick Foley, etc. Uhhh...stunner. Evolution, one long title reign, frog splash,MitB... i do like these.

[@IfYouAintBalsac]

That New Jack shirt rocks

[@The_RealBigOunce]

This Dante heel turn on John is gonna hit like crack🙏😂

[@revolutiontoevolution3127]

Not the roast😂😂😂

[@dionshare7103]

Talking about the frog splash and the swanton bomb. I think I'd pick swanton bomb because it always looked like if someone hits that frog splash full strength it could seriously hurt. I'm sure RVD probably experiences a lot of pain today because of that move.

[@Cartermer27]

Mjf would roast me so bad that I would break character laughing at myself 😂😂😂

[@Iz_El_BeastBoy]

Heel,High Flyer,Multiple Title Reigns,Edge-Metallingus,The Shield,Stunner from Stone Cold,MJF,Undertaker WM Streak,Paul Heyman Wiseman,Seth Rollins,Hell in Cell,Money in Bank,kick start a catchphrase,Rey Mysterio mask,Mr.Socko,Highlight Reel,Blackpool Combat Club,Slim Jim,Frog Splash,BAD BUNNY,Company Executive

[@Kswizzy15]

For the first one in the intro when John said it’s like which child do you like better it made me think of it’s like what do you like better Xbox or PlayStation

[@zeospark9715]

I definitely picked Royal Rumble over MitB because the Royal Rumble is one of the big 4 events and when you win it, you get a free pass to WrestleMania. Your Road to Wrestlemania starts and you have plenty of time to build up rivalries between which champion you're going after. Plus, being an RR locks you in the history books and imagine if you pull off a Rey Mysterio by winning it at a very low number, lasting over an hour, and winning it. Such a feel good moment

[@ultraomenmurat9937]

Royal Rumble is definitely more fun than MITB. With RR, you can win a Rumble with specific number that never won yet(albeit not that important), you can potentially break the most eliminations in a single or consecutive rumble(s), have a memorable win altogether. You can try to break the longest time in a Rumble, etc. MITB is only fun that you can cash-in at any PLE and at any RAW or Smackdown.

[@grantlopez6797]

I really liked this one. Some of those were pretty interesting to think about.

[@txrrorized]

Loved this. Need more videos like this in the future please and thank you

[@Clouden3]

My choices: -Heel -Brawler -Multiple reigns -Metalingus -Evolution -Stunner -MJF -The Streak - Wiseman - Seth - Hell in a Cell - Royal Rumble - Promo - Cody's belt - Mr. Socko - Highlight Reel - BCC - Slim Jim - Swanton Bomb - Bad Bunny 🐰 - Hollywood

[@verszzi]

Evolution for sure under the guidance of Triple H and Ric Flair plus walking out to Line in the sand would be badass

[@yrg_jj1835]

John Lena getting paid with peacemaker too. my boy chillin in Hollywood

[@Brent345345]

One thing to put into perspective for the undertaker wm streak vs Bruno title reign question…if you break Bruno’s reign you’re winning like 10 wm matches in a row anyways.

[@stuffingtonjfluffypantsiii]

Since Piper's Pit isn't an option (R.I.P Hot Rod) I'd be one the Highlight Reel

[@Nachoooo1993]

It will be fun to quiz the subscribers and make a game to guess the majority vote.

[@matthewbaymagic]

MJF will dig up your past, Cena will bury your future if he wants. Also, the MJF bit was hilarious 😂

[@JacksonOwex]

"Metallingus" is easily better than "I Walk Alone"! Logan Paul cannot be considered a "celebrity wrestler" anymore, so there's only one choice here!

[@samspade313]

Sophie Mysterio!!! Fuckin love it!!!

[@lukekaehne9091]

John Cena roasting you would end your day, MJF roasting you would end your life 😅

[@FiendFyreNyx]

It could honestly be the association of the wrestlers to their themes, but "Metalingus" to me feels like it fits the style and energy of a high flyer whereas "I Walk Alone" fits more the bruiser style. I Walk Alone has this overwhelming sense of charisma and intimidation unlike any other theme song.

[@n1ghtt295]

16:53 I thought that was the Magneto's helmet at first 😂

[@j.t.a5395]

*Na man you wouldn’t want to get roasted by 2016-present John Cena. Bro was a menace. Insulted Miz, Roman, Dean, Theory.*

[@TheLoserface45]

In or out of kayfabe, I’d take the RKO. The stone cold stunner comes with getting doused in beer half the time

[@quack89]

This has been the funniest video you guys have made!!!

[@diane27butterflyrushton73]

This was one of the best shows so far. 😂👏👏

[@Bobsyagod]

For long vs short reign, it'd be so weird if you ended up having 1 really long reign and then nothing before or after it. It makes you wonder how they got there and why it didn't happen again if they were good enough to have a long reign. Makes me think of Jinder Mahal.

[@lakshaykataria8475]

One hell of a video!! Great content guys!!! ❤

[@wallacemaldonado7710]

I really like this game. You should do a part 2 to this! 👍👍👍

[@shahzainali684]

- HEEL - HIGHFLYER - ONE LONG TITLE REIGN - METALLINGUS - THE SHIELD - RKO - JOHN CENA - ENDING BRUNO REIGN - WISEMAN - SETH ROLLINS - HELL IN A CELL - ROYAL RUMBLE - CATCHPHRASE - REY MYSTERIO'S MASK - COBRA - MIZ TV - BLACKPOOL COMBAT CLUB - SLIM JIM - SWANTON BOMB - LOGAN PAUL - HOLLYWOOD

[@coldtiger2288]

-Heel - It’s really hard to be over as face unlike being heel there’s a lot of type of being a heel, coward/cheap heel would be the easiest. -Brawler/Bruiser - Just like MJF, I would preserve my body(as if being a welder is bad enough, my job lol) plus I would rather go buff than learning all the lucha wrestling stuff. -Multiple reigns - It’s true what John said that the multiple reigns is more recognized than long title reign, also as a fan, I’m not a fan of long title reigns. Not to mention I want to become grand slam champion. -Edge’s Metalingus - With all due respect to Saliva, Alter Bridge hits different. Also the “You think you know me/him” isn’t even part of the song lol you can literally add that part on any theme. Evolution - You literally have Triple H and Ric Flair as your mentors, unlike The Shield where all of you are fresh in the WWE. Take a stunner from Stone Cold - Both are legend but we all know that even former WWE fans will watch a clip of Stone Cold hitting a stunner and will have millions of views. Get roasted by MJF - They forgot John Cena’s pre face promos lmao. Austin Theory slowly revived after he got roasted by John Cena, so I would rather be roasted by MJF, I have more “Jew jokes” to roast back at MJF than anything to say about John Cena. Break Bruno’s title reign I guess(?) yeah I hate the long title reign but Undertaker is so respected in the industry, that even having a WrestleMania streak like Undertaker won’t be the same. Paul Heyman - Yeah I don’t know the difference between advocate and wiseman. Hit on the back with a steel chair from Seth Rollins - Sami Zayn’s betrayal is overrated tbh, we all knew that he will betray The Bloodline, unlike The Shield breakup was unpredictable af. Compete in WarGames(as long as we have the advantage) Royal Rumble’s more prestigious than MITB but having a MITB means you can be cheeky and win unfairly lol. Kickstart a memorable catchphrase - I already said I prefer being a heel, so yeah doing a memorable catchphrase would be harder than having an unforgettable promo. Rey Mysterio’s Mask - Both are legend but you can’t deny than Rey Mysterio’s a bigger legend. Show a non wrestling fan both items and they will sure recognize Rey Mysterio’s mask unlike Cody’s belt. Santino’s Cobra - Imaging putting your hands on someone’s mouth lol so I would rather go Cobra. Highlight Reel - Both are legend but you can’t deny that Chris Jericho’s a better legend than Miz. Blackpool Combat Club and Slim Jim - same reasons as what they said. Swanton Bomb - It’s safer and less impact than Frog Splash. Logan Paul - Both are great celebrity wrestlers but as a heel, I would rather tag with Logan Paul. Hollywood - More money and time.

[@landon_n_n]

This is good and a nice mix up from the videos y'all do. Keep it up y'all 😎😎👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾

[@mikenike97L6]

Missing the opportunity to call this segment "Sophie's Choice"

[@mr.bullet2024]

When you order Rey mysterio off of wish this is what you get 😭😂

[@stivoschannel34]

This was the funniest video yall have done

[@joshuabishop5997]

Whats funny about Sophie saying Batista is the better song is that I'm pretty sure she broke the tie back in Lumberland/Dugout when they ranked the best WWE themes and it came down to Edge and Batista then as well and her and Dante picked Edge.

[@IntellectualWarrior-r5o]

This was amazing please keep it going.

[@WorldWrestlingEdition]

Heel Dante VS Face John

[@rockstar42021]

Reys mask is iconic

[@jordenker7592]

The arguement for the shield is the same thing as evolution but evolution has more argument to be part of them

[@rsbchamp]

Omg i love this diss on lumberlend

[@christophersmith210]

Shinsuke Nakamura leaving RISE and it turned him heel which is when he Became The King Of Strong Style. It was a great example of someone who was in a faction and then a blood feud happens and his friend turna on him then Shinsuke gets pissed and starts kicking peoples heads off. I chose; heel cuz the best heels are the ones who are justified but twist it. Ive always liked submissions, techinical and strong style and bruising over high flying. I just really love Alter Bridge

[@renafan3333]

John rockin The Mom Jeans. lol Sophie would have sprayed shaving cream in their eyes in their match. I'd wanna fight in the real Wargames light years more than Hell In A Cell. The real one though,not whatever that is WWE calls Wargames.

[@rriggs6547]

And honestly most HIAC are forgettable. But those classic war games matches were brutal.

[@MagiaBased]

I'd take an MJF Roast over Cena anyday, MJF is only gonna insult me but Cena would destroy me 😂

[@maxp2305]

100% I'm selling the *FUCK* out of a stunner

[@roveenmaharaj2371]

Having fun at a house show

[@JFantauzzi7]

1. Them roasting themselves as MJF was everything 😂 2. I didn’t know y’all got fired from Lumberland. Y would they fire two of the best ppl from the channel?!

[@daking901]

Wait, I thought that Dante was already in The Shield....seems redundant

[@hunterlare5661]

The stone cold what’s never gets old

[@rkoncenasupporter]

1.face 2.high flyer 3.long run 4.metallingus 5.the shield 6.stunner from stone cold 7.Cena 8.Taker mania streak 9.wiseman 10. Sami 11. War Games 12.MITB 13. promo 14. Rey's mask 15. socko 16.the highlight reel 17.blackpool combat club 18. slim jim 19.swanton bomb 20. bad bunny 21. company executive

[@AcesAndEights1]

Jericho had the highlight reel in WWE lol

[@Raidersjace_55]

When it came to high flyer or a brawler I was like I want to be Jacob fatu who can be both .

[@n1ghtt295]

9:18 This is on point 😂

[@Pinkyhotwheels]

“How long have you had that mask?”……”Boyaka” 😂🤣 that right there should tell you how long he’s had it bc Rey don’t say Boyaka anymore 😂🤣😂 I just gotta give it to Sophie she is learning more as this vid goes on!! lol

[@ObokengTsiane]

It should've been "get roasted by John Cena or The Rock"

[@zeospark9715]

Dude I would love to get roasted by The Rock and try to hold in my laughter lol

[@alstover]

MJF's insults would cut to the bone. He told a kid in a wheelchair that his dad should've worn protection. The kid liked it but damn.

[@mikesemie5028]

Keep doing these kinds of vids for sure