Suburban Commando | Wrestling With Wregret

[@WrestlingWithWregret]

So, about that picture of "Vincent Hammond" at around 22:00 ... in my defense it was the first picture that comes up in the guy's IMDB page, and furthermore, I've never seen Highlander. My apologies. 😔

[@fighterxaos1]

You haven't seen Highlander? If nothing else watch it for the Fabulous Freebirds who show up in the beginning wrestling a match in The Garden.

[@Jamessmith-xk3fh]

Hogan and Undertaker in a movie together

[@natdmc85]

There can be only one......until the sequels which get odd but yes the first one is definitely worth a watch!

[@gratewight69]

Yeah man the first Highlander is awesome. It totally has the Freebirds in the opening of the movie. Plus Edge is in one of the later sequels.

[@vanderful2397]

@@natdmc85 The animated movie is the best Highlander film

[@HandlebarOrionX]

Imagine if Danny Devito and Arnold Schwarzenegger did Suburban Commando but Danny was Ramsey

[@tafua_a]

"AH WAS FROZUN TOTEIH!!!!"

[@heisensaul5538]

I think it's funny to imagine Danny Devito playing Shep like he's Frank Reynolds lol

[@Vesperitis]

@@tafua_a no no, it's "Ai wuz frowzen tudeih!"

[@Dickinabox]

“So anyways I started blasting”

[@deadeyedarwin]

I'm entertained by the mere though of it, the movie would be fantastic.

[@mikem10481]

"I was frozen today!" Right up there with, "You are tearing me apart Lisa!" as cinema's greatest lines.😂

[@heisensaul5538]

idk I'm partial to the line from Show girls where the guys says: Man, everybody got AIDES and shit!!!!

[@ThePunk01]

And the classic "it's garbage day"

[@heisensaul5538]

@@ThePunk01 also a classic, but the only problem with garabge day is that it's been meme'ed to death.

[@ThePunk01]

@@heisensaul5538 I think "You're tearing me apart, lisa" has been more

[@heisensaul5538]

@@ThePunk01 Honestly, I dont think you're wrong about that one.

[@xvicious5150]

I know his name's Shep Ramsey, but i keep hearing Chef Ramsey and now i wanna hear Hogan yelling about the lamb sauce

[@iAmCyberwaste]

The Lamb *SAUCE*

[@Dynaman21]

IT'S RAAAAAAW!

[@hotshotisnumber1]

Take your jacket off and fuck off, Brother!

[@fhb3]

HOGAN: You know something, this lamb sauce is so flavorless, brother, people think that Vince McMahon took it over! VINCE: DAMMIT, I was frozen today because of you, PAL!

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

"You donut!"

[@slashandbones13]

This film has two things going for it. "I was frozen today" and "It's the 90s, we're going sue you"

[@oneearrabbit]

I always liked Hulk squeezing the melon and saying "I found a good one!"

[@sega8bit]

@@oneearrabbit I found that part so funny as a kid. I would rewind the VHS tape and play it back over and over

[@oneearrabbit]

@@sega8bit Same

[@joerogers9413]

That bit with the cat was pretty funny too. : )

[@vincentvalen72]

Don't forget the Undertaker having a toilet smashed over his head

[@HiResGreg]

"He won't even put an arcade cabinet over!" 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@adambarber4697]

Hogan talking to the arcade cabinet about putting it over, "that doesn't work for me brother."

[@patrickjspoon]

"Hogan can't even put over a video game!" That wins July at least.

[@heisensaul5538]

and he had to get his win back against the skateboard earlier.

[@andrewjames4478]

That was the line of the month by far. 😂😂

[@mgb4692]

Well of course, and filming wrapped up (according to IMDB) in mid Jan 1991, and then Hogan *shockingly* wins the Royal Rumble the next week. It literally couldn't have been anything else.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

That doesn't work for me brother.

[@lockdown2341]

Only July? That wins the summer overall.

[@didymus3348]

"giant blonde hot dog" That explains why he wears red and yellow.

[@SteeleZack]

The only other description of Hulk Hogan worth noting is when Dee Reynolds on It's Always Sunny pointed that his hair is blonde yet silken like that of Chinese man

[@lworthy2518]

Hogan: wears red & yellow, no sponsorship deal with Oscar Myer Savage: wore red & yellow, got a legendary sponsorship deal with Slim Jim jerky

[@GenericProtagonist118]

Young Hogan looks like a hotdog Old Hogan looks like a smacked a$$

[@reloadpsi]

The sheer conviction in the delivery of "I was FROZEN today!" is incredible. You can tell he thinks it's the worst thing ever to happen to him.

[@ryankeefe6222]

as much as people make jokes about it it’s actually the most realistic line in the movie... like Christopher Lloyd basically saying how ridiculous the whole situation was

[@stfi7566]

And this is a guy who was once kicked off a cliff into a river of lava by Admiral James T. Kirk.

[@guillermosierracuellar9812]

The saddest part is that Brian couldn’t get Lloyd to make a cameo

[@aztn19]

He was frozen that day, and couldn’t make it.

[@paulgarcia9682]

No Lloyd?Great Scott

[@zacharylewis2802]

Fucking Nostalgia Critic got him to do one.

[@comixproviderftw_02]

“Christ! I WAS FROZEN TODAY!” Never forget those words

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

I was cryogenically paralyzed during the current day.

[@Dim4323]

Never gets old

[@trystinlindsay5674]

Shelley Duvall was a lot more attractive than anyone gave her credit for because we all associate her with the disheveled crying woman from the shining

[@robertace821]

No never was Shelly hot

[@Aevilbeast]

I know that this is probably common knowledge, but I just found out recently that she is in really bad shape mentally, like I saw interview on YT (a horrible "Dr".Phil where they basically just used her mental health issues as way to get more viewers) with her from a few years ago and she was completely gone. Like thinking people are coming after you and you are an alien crazy... It's always super depressing, when you find out stuff like that. I really hope she's in a better place now (mentally) and is getting the help she needs.

[@razieltalos]

We can blame Kubrick for a lot of that, the prick

[@dbone3356]

@@robertace821 Thanks, Yoda.

[@JagerLange]

That or the Popeye film. I agree though, I hate seeing her used as an example of how not to be a "hot female lead" or whatever.

[@kevinramsey417]

"This is the 90s. We're gonna sue you." Is a joke that actually worked along with the meme line you all know. It wasn't laugh out loud funny but it made me chuckle.

[@heisensaul5538]

If it was today: Nah man this is the 2020s, We'll cancel you via twitter!!!!

[@emanuelespinoza9325]

@@heisensaul5538 Was cancel culture a thing even in the late-2010s?

[@tombstonejones9581]

@@emanuelespinoza9325 Not in the form we've come to know it as.

[@heisensaul5538]

@@emanuelespinoza9325 I feel like it was around but it wasn't like it is now where people will find something from 25 years ago and just demand something or someone be "cancelled."

[@reloadpsi]

@@heisensaul5538 Yep; used to just be the papers would cancel you for something recent.

[@cardking_0118]

Fun Fact: the actress who played the girl worried about her cat was Elizabeth Moss in her first acting roll. With Mila Kunis appearing in Santa with Muscles, Hulk Hogan movies are inadvertently responsible for starting the careers of two of the most popular actresses of the 21st century. Let that sink in.

[@markv1274]

How amusing, you think that Mila Kunis is one of "the most popular actresses of the 21st century". Let's take a look through her filmography from the past decade. How many of these have *you* seen? 'The Angriest Man In Brooklyn' (2014). Made less than one million dollars *worldwide.* 'Annie' (2014). It's the most well-known film she's been in since 2014 (and only drew so much attention because it was a remake of a popular classic), and even then she only has a minor role buried well down in the credits. 'Hell and Back' (2015). It made less than $200,000 *worldwide.* 'Jupiter Ascending' (2015). Here is a grossly overly budgeted flop that lost money at the box office. 'Bad Moms' (2016). Made money, yet I have never had someone tell me they've seen this film. 'A Bad Moms Christmas' (2017) See above. 'The Spy Who Dumped Me' (2018). 'Four Good Days' (2020). Took less than a million dollars *worldwide.* 'Breaking News In Yuba County' (2021). Took less than $200,000 *worldwide.* 'Luckiest Girl Alive' (2022). Made practically zero money, seems to have been shoved onto a streaming service. That's not an acting resume, that's a stocktake list for the DVD five-for-a-dollar bargain bin at your local discount store. By the way, MK had several roles before 'Santa With Muscles'. As for Elizabeth Moss, she's Elizabeth Moss, not Julia Roberts or Angelina Jolie. Stop being silly.

[@christopherlemp]

I can’t believe no one has mentioned “You’re a dead man Ramsay” yet 😂

[@ryankeefe6222]

that was actually a solid joke

[@jimnfl7134]

WWF Fan within 3 years: Now we know how the Undertaker Got his Nickname.

[@ewhite5810]

"Holy crap, Hogan won't even put an arcade console over." LMFAO 🤣

[@Dim4323]

ITS AFTERBURNER!

[@HandlebarOrionX]

5:35 Ramsay wanted his daughter to date one of those rich earthlings but he hates those earthlings

[@Vesperitis]

Ow Ow I hate that this was such a good joke.

[@tafua_a]

He's not a double standard guy, he's an alienist to a point. Fucking Terran...

[@ryankeefe6222]

You won the comments section today sir

[@lewisaino]

His OmniMan Cosplay

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

You know f**** earthling.

[@urnotjustin]

have to wake up in 5.5 hours and this is what i needed Z MAN

[@CheezusChrist1776]

Nightshift? Or do you live in a less important country?

[@yasin_GD]

@@CheezusChrist1776 less important?

[@BurningRubber454]

Make your alarm I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!!!

[@CheezusChrist1776]

@@yasin_GD it was a joke. Let's not be too serious in a KZbin comment section

[@apocrypha5363]

Hey! Don't blame Brian. He's the Z-Man, not the Zzzzzz-Man! :)

[@danielnewfield655]

I can't wait for the eventual 3 Ninjas: High Noon At Mega Mountain episode.

[@claymathewselevator8121]

I love that movie

[@thevoid99]

oh god no. the horror.

[@Dark92Enigma]

Hogan is barely in that movie anyway (from what i remember)

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Only the first two films were decent.

[@guillermosierracuellar9812]

Yeah this is the original idea Arnold: I’ll be back Devito : please don’t

[@lutherheggs451]

Yeah im sure Arnold or Devito cared....Thats why they made Junior and are making a sequel to Twins with Eddie Murphy

[@miguelbayonrivera2467]

@@lutherheggs451 Wait, is a Twins sequel actually happening??

[@pjdolont9012]

I did a focus group for suburban commando when I was like 11. I was still a little Hulkamaniac, so were the rest of the kids in the group. I remember there being about 10-15 of us. What I remember most though was when the woman leading the group asked if we would play with toys based on the movie and nobody raised their hand.

[@comixproviderftw_02]

I don’t blame you. You probably already got Hogan toys.

[@pjdolont9012]

@@comixproviderftw_02 I never got into wrestling figures... I did end up with an Undertaker LJN figure some how, he didn't have anyone to fight though so for some reason he would end up on the Enterprise and fight Riker.

[@thewhitewolf7886]

@@pjdolont9012 that would be an awesome crossover! Those were the best times playing with action figures and making different characters from different universes meet

[@markv1274]

@@pjdolont9012 That would be a custom figure. LJN never made one for Taker.

[@B.-T.]

​@@markv1274 Given he mentions having it fight Riker (likely the Playmates figure) he probably had the Hasbro figure and got mixed up on the lines.

[@johnthesportsarchivist2600]

"I was frozen today!" should be put into song. I was frozen today! Today! I was frozen todaaay!

[@guillermosierracuellar9812]

15:57 If Arnold accepted the role of the movie I imagine him saying this Arnold: what killed the dinosaurs, the ice age

[@johnthesportsarchivist2600]

Ironically enough, Hulk Hogan was considered for the role of Mr. Freeze in Batman & Robin.

[@lewisaino]

@@johnthesportsarchivist2600 Hogan no selling for Bats

[@stfi7566]

@@johnthesportsarchivist2600 So, I guess if Hogan had been Mr. Freeze, Brutus Beefcake would have been one of the prison guards instead of Jesse Ventura.

[@adambarber4697]

It would've been interesting to see Arnold fighting The Undertaker.

[@metfan4l]

I absolutely loved this movie as a kid... No Holds Barred, this, and Mr. Nanny on vhs, good times.

[@CommodoreFan64]

For sure not high art, but as a kid, I loved them all as well, and they are still a guilty pleasure to watch every few years.

[@skeletontoes7692]

I had suburban commando on vhs too lol

[@sakuramathic]

Me too, glorious times when you just accepted what was in front of you.

[@FrankThe77Tank]

Me Too! This is why wrestling as a kid was so amazing! We believed everything & were invested in every storyline. I was deathly afraid of Papa Shango cause I used to think, “If he can cast a spell on the Ultimate Warrior & have him puke everywhere, what the hell can he do to me?!” 😂 Any time my Father got tickets to house shows at MSG, I’d tell him to check the card & make sure Papa Shango wasn’t wrestling lmao 🤦‍♂️ These days, every video has Shango Warrior as one of the worst storylines.. WWF was made for us kids & we try to recapture that feeling as adults.. Oh Well, I’ll keep trying.. lol

[@shaun374]

Me as well. This was my favorite Hogan movie when I was young. I watched the shit out of it. Zane can say whatever he wants - this movie will always rock to 9 year old me.

[@AceLiSonGAMES]

That Nacho Libre call back got me marking out like when Brian saw Jeff Jarrett in the full gimmick at the Rumble a few years ago!

[@DarthNater246]

I would have never thought in a million years that Z-man would mention "Mother Goose Rock 'n Rhyme"

[@514chicks]

Yeah I thought the same thing.

[@iAmCyberwaste]

Those Star Wars homages are as subtle as a brick to the head.

[@andrewblanchard2398]

with or without SHERRI MARTEL'S purse 👛 ?

[@noUGames]

A man (an SPX tech) literally died during filming for this, what an awful way to go out.

[@FilmdudeJC94]

9:17 oh my god I was not expecting a Wallace and Gromit reference at all in this review or any review I’ve seen of Suburban Commando

[@Nick-us6se]

Came searching for this comment the second I heard that wonderful tune. Zane you are doing god’s work 👌👌

[@hugoalynstephens9166]

The Big Grin On My Face has not left me throughout the whole video unless to laugh or cheer. Man, I loved this movie when I was growing up and thanks to Brian I love it even more.

[@ManticoreDave1066]

Never saw the full movie but thanks to the TMNT 2 VHS, the line of "This is the nineties...we're gonna sue ya!" has been engraved in my brain much like the Diamond Cutter

[@Jediel1823]

"In particular Larry Miller", yeah you'd be hard pressed to find anything where Larry Miller isn't good in. Great character actor.

[@ryankeefe6222]

Very underrated actor played a great asshole

[@dbone3356]

Also as The Pointy Haired Boss on Dilbert.

[@sunshineholmes3487]

He was pretty good as Damon Wayans rival on My Wife and Kids.

[@OH_MY_DOGGG]

Chairman of the Board

[@christopherwall2121]

@@OH_MY_DOGGG even in that he's the funniest thing in it. " *AAAAAAAHHHHHHH-* I'll call you later!"

[@Negajoe]

The fact that this was probably Hogan's best movie in a leading role says a lot for his movie career.

[@orinanime]

I really enjoyed this movie when I was a very young kid. I finally managed to get it again in a double-feature set with Mr. Nanny. Both of these movies are ridiculously stupid, but nostalgically fun and so full of 90s cheese, that I can't help but enjoy them.

[@raycerx87]

Hey Aaron. Didn't know you liked WWW as well!

[@orinanime]

@@raycerx87 Oh absolutely I do. Also, nice to see you here.

[@TBLPW]

21:47 Christopher Lloyd: Remember me Brian? When I scarred your childhood, I spoke just! LIKE! THIIIIIISSSS!

[@guillermosierracuellar9812]

How to review this movie with one action: Brian Zane punching a Hulk Hogan book

[@aaronhurst4379]

That Nacho Libre reference killed me hahaha

[@MiXVoy]

An updated version of Nostalgia Critic's review

[@austinsmith7731]

I was thinking this the whole time. Damn that reveiw was like 8 or 9 years ago at this point. Wild

[@TimmyTickle]

Except Brian doesn't abuse any of his co-workers or cover up rapes

[@napalmblaziken]

If there's any good to this movie, it got Undertaker in WWE.

[@TheSerpentsEye]

I'm guessing Brian hasn't seen the "Darth Hogan" meme? "I am your Father...Brother."

[@HandlebarOrionX]

18:40 She definately loved the Awesome VS Tanaka series

[@enigmaskull3495]

Or the Batista vs Undertaker series from 2007

[@michaelpalma5882]

“Hogan won’t even put over an arcade console over” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I laughed at that way harder than I probably should have

[@LobsterPuncher]

Fun Fact: This movie almost didn't get released after a sex tape of Shep Ramsey was released where he was heard complaining about "f---ing Earthlings". Fortunately the internet didn't exist yet, so the VHS didn't receive widespread circulation.

[@outlawrip-offartist4161]

At least this movie is better than that time Hogan botched the Undertaker choke slam on purpose.

[@xGimpyx]

I keep thinking Brian is calling Hogan "Chef Ramsey".

[@adambarber4697]

"This lamb sauce doesn't work for me brother!" - Chef Shep Ramsey

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

This is fooking RAW brother!

[@JasonJordan198]

"You're a dead man Ramsey." Made me lmfao as a kid. Priceless scene lol.

[@zachshoemaker7933]

I was frozen today!

[@racewiththefalcons1]

Fun fact: the daughter in this movie is Elizabeth Moss, famous for The Handmaid's Tale and The Invisible Man.

[@jaski2346]

Actually, Elisabeth Moss plays the little girl with the cat stuck in the tree.

[@racewiththefalcons1]

@@jaski2346, ah, my mistake! Thank you.

[@sunshineholmes3487]

And the son is Michael Faustino, the little brother of Bud Bundy.

[@ladyivyanna9612]

I remember this movie only for the "I was FROZEN ToDay!" meme XD

[@guillermosierracuellar9812]

Cristopher Lloyd: why did I return from the past why did i left Clara and my family

[@lazybacon7520]

Why am I married to Wendy Torrance?

[@HandlebarOrionX]

14:47 Very nice. Very evil. Very quiet. Gotta love that Mimehausen

[@pjdolont9012]

@12:09 Danhausen does the J.O.B.

[@blueroseknight]

"Hogan won't even put an arcade console over." is probably my favorite line ever now.

[@newsandsports7077]

I was frozen today

[@RumneyRock]

TMNT 2 may have not been as gritty as the first on but I still love it. I had it on VHS and Suburban Command was one of the previews. I remember hearing I Got Frooze today a bunch as a kid.

[@Venemofthe888]

As bad as this movie is it's really funny just due to Hogans delivery

[@foxyfoxington2651]

I've watched too much Hell's Kitchen, I keep hearing "Chef Ramsey" instead of "Shep Ramsey".

[@toddimus]

Zordon: Alpha, Rita's escaped recruit a team of robots with attitude!

[@roadwarriorhawk692]

Hey -Hogan punching that mime to break him out of the force field made me pop!

[@brziperiod]

Never thought I’d hear Zane saying “depressed beta cuck”

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

The alt-right virus is spreading.

[@xenoaxis6910]

"I was frozen today" Pure magic

[@tafua_a]

On one hand, I hate jokes about how "x deserved to be bullied for wearing y", but on the other hand, has anybody ever actually worn a propellor beanie? Has anybody ever even liked that cap? Why is the propellor beanie such an overused trope?

[@Aevilbeast]

Yup, it was actually a thing back in the 50's...Young kids would wear them.

[@tafua_a]

@@Aevilbeast Why has that thing survived until the fucking 2000s in media? Why has that thing survived while aluminum Christmas trees died? This is an unjust world!

[@LexysHereAfter]

Time to beat the NC video this let's go!

[@chaospoet]

Larry Miller is one of the most underrated actors and comedians of my lifetime. His comedy shows are some of the most hilarious things I've ever heard. The 5 Stages of Drinking and The Secret of Skiing are two of my favorite comedy routines of all time. I saw this in theaters with my parents and how they didn't disown me for it I'll never understand.

[@theman4884]

Larry Miller is a national treasure.

[@deputyvanhalen6280]

Every time I hear an ice cream truck in the neighborhood, I think of the "Five minutes listening to your ice cream trucks and they'll level the whole planet" line.

[@JohnboyJoestar]

Shep Ramsey sounds so much like Chef Ramsay.

[@battra92]

Never thought I'd hear you reference Mother Goose Rock n Rhyme.

[@rvaldrich]

...yeah, I'm going to need that 'tastes like s**t' as a reaction GIF immediately.

[@theoriginalzacster]

Brutus Beefcake was DEFINITELY one of the henchmen in the beginning. He's one of the two guys Hulk pushes into a wall from Hulk's POV.

[@ryankeefe6222]

15:45 I believe that prop was also used in They Live

[@andrewblanchard2398]

yep

[@billleonard9930]

12:50 "He sees the kid playing what is clearly a jet-fighting game." Somewhere, the Nostalgia Critic is screaming "It's God Damn After Burner! It's a game made in 1987 by the Sega Corporation!"

[@tinotica]

Your opening line; I didn’t know if that was a Hulk Hogan reaction or a Roman Reigns reaction

[@martinljones9875]

This is the second time that I’ve seen the PKE meter outside of Ghostbusters and coincidentally, the other film it appears in, They Live, also stars a wrestler

[@TheCheat420]

17:18 "Intergalactic Grudge Match" That's the game show Abraxas hosts.

[@padreblack]

"If you wanna play rough, your wife is right there" Brian this may be my favorite movie review after Slammed!

[@lockdown2341]

Man you have a real talent for movie reviews. I know KZbin is already crawling with them, and your speciality is wrestling, but I wouldn't mind seeing more movie reviews from you. Not like there's any shortage of films starting wrestlers.

[@stephensouzajr]

Charlie’s boss (Larry Miller) was almost cast as George Costanza on Seinfeld. He ended up playing a doorman in Elaine’s building in one of the early episodes.

[@guillermosierracuellar9812]

I’m gonna make Zane angry: please review Mr Nanny

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Scary slow-mo!

[@aaronhall6269]

I grew up on this flick and love it to this day. "You're a dead man Ramsey". Best line

[@byff2323]

Viewer 98?!?! Everything today is coming up Millhouse!

[@hulkhogan4203]

Brother imagine how crazy it would be if everyone gave it 10 stars on IMDb that would be so random brother.

[@guillermosierracuellar9812]

Christopher Lloyd: I was frozen today, And before meeting my wife I was sent to the past the future and killed by Libyans

[@natedodd2287]

"The very same whatever and such crystal from before" line had me rolling. Excellent vid.

[@whobitmyname]

Remember kids, make sure you train, say your prayers and drink your antifreeze.

[@brackishnz]

the nacho libre song reference was brilliant btw

[@REfan2002]

Ok, 1. Seeing the trailer to SC on the TMNT2 home video tape and the lines have been burned in my head. 2. Guess we got that Undertaker v. Hulk match after all. 3. Zane is right about Shelly trying to sexy husband, mixed tingling sensation. 4. Do Universal Soldier: The Return, cause well Goldberg.

[@christopherballero866]

Best thing about Suburban Commando is that it got Mark Caloway a meeting with Vince McMahon soon giving birth to the Undertaker. Weirdly this movie could've done a lot better with Robin Williams as the lead as he already played an alien

[@enigmaskull3495]

This movie features Hulk Hogan, Doc Brown, Wendy Torrance, and The Undertaker. Weird.

[@stfi7566]

As well as Peggy from Mad Men.

[@creamreviews1607]

"I was frozen today!" Great line.

[@racewiththefalcons1]

I am being completely honest when I say this: Suburban Commando is a comedy masterpiece. No, I have not been drinking.

[@Iowapictures]

Former WWF and WCW superstar Ed Leslie (Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake) was used as one of the stuntmen in the movie.

[@G.R.Kash11]

The nostalgia alone makes me love this movie and now my kids love it to. Yea it's cheesy and Hogan definitely ain't Arnie, but c'mon man this was fun!

[@johnstrickland7310]

Ok. You got me. "The iCock Shuffle" I laughed so hard at that. Well played.

[@kenterminateddq5311]

Zane, is there a way to request a movie for you to review? Arguably, Hogan's "best movie" is Mr. Nanny. BTW, RIP Sherman Helmsley.

[@SteRDLK]

Triple H's dad died? RIP

[@DjangoRaisuli]

Hulk Hogan has same acting range as his Wrestling Buddy. How he managed to land so many roles is beyond me.

[@RoyStantz]

Well, this is the legit 30th anniversary of this film, so why not?

[@mgb4692]

Released on Oct 4 1991, exactly eight years before Vince Russo was hired by WCW and 28 before Smackdown debuted on FOX. Dammit I knew it was all connected!😂

[@RoyStantz]

@@mgb4692 Well, Z-Man still has the following Cunt Hogan movies left to review: Mr. Nanny (featuring a ton of wrestler cameos, and the very first appearance of Ed Leslie as The Zodiac) Assault on Devil's Island (the film that got its 4.2 rating thanks to WCW tacking on the contract signing for Hogan/Sting at Starrcade 1997, and also stars Rocky and Predator star Carl Weathers, Karate Kid star Martin Kove, the late great Trevor Goddard a.k.a. Kano from the 1995 Mortal Kombat film, and late 90's Channel 5 UK legend Shannon Tweed Simmons a.k.a. "Sable if she had a personality") The Ultimate Weapon McCinsey's Island (which also stars The Big Show and Robert Vaughn of The Man from U.N.C.L.E. and Superman 3 fame) 3 Ninjas: High Noon on Mega Mountain Assault on Death Mountain (the 1999 sequel to Assault on Devil's Island, and also features the YEH-TAY!) When Zane does review Assault on Devil's Island, I hope the thumbnail is Hogan vs. Kano.

[@grimmwicked313]

I can't tell you man that Frozen people scene mixed with the Christmas music makes me laugh every time the absurdity of it all it's just truly masterful.

[@polsdofer]

Hey Secret of the Ooze is still good, not as good as the first. 3 is where it fell off into Turtle shit.

[@rowdycmoore]

I actually liked Secret Of The Ooze the best because it did feel closer to the style of the 80s cartoons.

[@moxgirl5]

When this video basically started with Hogan being described as a 'giant blonde hotdog', I knew it would be a good one LMAO xD

[@DaveC74]

It's amazing how many hand me down Arnold scripts they're are and that both Hogan and Dwayne ended up being suckered into eventually making them.

[@djpegao]

The thing is that Dwayne got a little less shittier scripts and has waaaaaaaaaay more charisma than HH, so he could kinda make it work.

[@jonathancampbell5231]

Arnold said that he read the script for "Stop! Or My Mon Will Shoot!" and instantly thought it was crap, but knew that if he feigned interest in it for a while then Stallone would be offered it and would immediately take it just to one up Arnold- it worked, and S!OMMWS is usually considered the worst movie Stallone ever made.

[@mgb4692]

But weren't Stop and Kindergarten Cop more or less the same movie? So I don't think Arnie exactly won anything there (though he did have T2 on deck)

[@djpegao]

@@mgb4692 well, there's a reason why everyone can remember Kindergarten Cop and not S! OMMWS

[@mgb4692]

Well yeah,look at what Arnie had bookending it, Total Recall and T2 (though Sly did have Cliffhanger and Demolition Man on the way after Stop!)

[@jaycerrito3142]

You are indeed the Nostalgia Critic of pro wrestling