Writing Rush Hour 4 | The Adam Friedland Show

[@Old-ded-memes]

Nick has the attitude and cadence of a man who’s been trapped in Jumanji since the 90’s grunge era.

[@UGLY-MONEY17]

Thats how Chris Cornell died

[@williamhermann6635]

​@@UGLY-MONEY17RIP

[@lagok7036]

cumanji

[@DD-qo1tw]

Nick knows the golden rule of improv "no, let's move on"

[@sb_dunk]

"no, but..."

[@chanchitotheturtle]

The bug could never grasp this

[@SalamiCellar]

The correct term is “no,fuck off” the antonym to “yes, and”

[@TheChupacabra]

The energy he brings moves the scene along though. Alcohol is a central nervous depressant, SOBRIETY HOWEVER, induces coma. I fear a Ozzy Osbourne-was-on-pills-the-whole-time revelation years from now.

[@eduardosuarez2414]

Fairly sound strategy when your improv partner is not capable of improv.

[@deepwooddenizen]

I like how Nick shuts down Adam’s ideas

[@anon2867]

that's the post-zionism hollywood style dummy

[@MichaelTorres-b2v]

I’m glad Vietnam didn’t mess Nick up too bad. He looks good for having done three tours.

[@augustgurtisen]

Yeah but the VC really needed him

[@asdwaetd]

He called the vietcongs Chinese which really angered then that led to the win😊

[@CallousCarter]

@@asdwaetd Lets not forget how important his Chinese guy impression was for brokering critical arms deals with Chairman Mao. People always credit Nick's nihilistic outlook and eye for set decorating but they leave out all his fantastic diplomatic work.

[@godlessinsurgent1895]

​@CallousCarter nicks actually the one that gave Mao the idea about landlords...

[@Old-ded-memes]

He has 19 confirmed kills from his third tour in 1994

[@chrisdornerrespecter8884]

"Lets just say he's Christopher Dorner..." I like where this is going

[@chucksneedmoreland]

A Chocolate Rambo production

[@brydeelz6599]

you simply cannot corner

[@RoshDroz]

Gotta have a comedic "Jackie saying the N word but not fully understanding the implication" moment as a throwback. The audience would love it

[@tabear2004]

Brett Ratner (director of the other Rush Hour movies) is in Israel FOR SOME REASON, so I feel like he would be down to help direct 4 for Israel.

[@rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700]

I always confuse him with Bryan Singer.

[@tabear2004]

They are BOTH in Israel at the moment. That country is a haven for pedos.

[@ktp01]

​@@rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700the rapist avengers or should I say xmen

[@Fabian080690]

The New Line Cinema executive after hearing the pitch: "well that was...nuanced"

[@rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700]

Nick's hair is getting so beautiful it's intoxicating, wish he would stop being such a tease and just take that hat off to show us the full glory of that man mane.

[@reubenc0039]

Bald at back

[@Nibtarr]

I'm gay and I approve of this message

[@blackbeardgamer5909]

They should make a bugs life 2 and have Adam star in it

[@minamur]

damn

[@armenkhatchatrian8748]

Live action. And nicks the villain

[@siegoloko7981]

Nicks the bug that gets eaten by the bird

[@Freiheit1232]

LEAVE ADAM ALONE! 😢

[@robertcross9047]

I didn't know bugs could act.

[@lukepedersen9681]

they should just dub nick doing an Indian guy impression over Adams voice& superimpose an Indian guy over Adams face and body& that should be the show

[@chrisperez3614]

Bella Hadid is playing Gal Gadot lmfao

[@hopsix1337]

😭

[@ZERO_O7X]

Agent Carter should be a secret agent for Israel because in the second film he got the Kosher meal on their flight and loved the gefilte fish so much he changed teams. 😂

[@asdwaetd]

Nick's delivery is monotone without Stavs cackle cus he's getting 0 feedback

[@bruhdon4748]

Nick looks like a Vietnam veteran who now owns a gas station/mechanic shop with an old truck half built out front & he walks over to people wiping oil off his hands with an old rag “what can I get fer ya”

[@YolkaholicProductions]

It's the Adam Friedland Show; not only can you pitch Rush Hour 4, you can "drop trou" and brownhole the camera.

[@augustgurtisen]

That's an excellent bit, you should pitch it for Stav's guest appearances

[@davidcolby1650]

I can’t wait for Me Play Joke 2: Rush Hour 4

[@Knath-ee3vj]

The tentacles come out from where her jaw used to be

[@Dippedwithsweet]

This scene from The Last Temptation of Nick Mullen is right before the apocalypse and Nick realizes he’s been tricked off the stage

[@jzilla1234]

Chris tucker is looking for the paperwork as we speak

[@adrenochromejoe7448]

Dont forget about Jackie Chan hating on his gay son

[@shmegma4371]

I thought his daughter was a lezzo and his son was into drugs

[@penguano5514]

very dishonoraber

[@bruhdon4748]

@@penguano5514what about lightsabers

[@ngonzales3781]

​@@penguano5514resbians

[@iunnox666]

The Strange Thing About The Chans

[@sumtingwong8592]

I swear Nick is playing baldurs gate 3. Just describing a mind flyr

[@duke3250]

He's trying to tell you in code.

[@BTM8109]

So you're telling me if Nick got racial reassignment surgery to become Chinese, he could get a bowl haircut and then be able to say the Chinese N word freely without getting in trouble

[@iunnox666]

Ocular reduction surgery

[@dex_mandelbrot7105]

Rush Hour 4: NAACCP

[@summerbaby21]

I dont have the patience for this bit , ya need a wrap it up button

[@TheHonoredMadman]

"So lets just say he's christopher dorner" thats fucking hilarious

[@brianowens889]

Nicks two extremes are copyright infringement and cp

[@elizabethrogers1667]

Nick playin BG3

[@Mark-jr6ld]

Soundtrack by The Presidents of the United States of America. And Nas.

[@gobabawonan2199]

I thought Monster Trucks in Gaza was a great bit and think it should be explored further

[@roberthall737]

How they don’t crack up laughing all the time is amazing, they talk so much shit it’s so ridiculous.

[@Levi_Tollefson]

And what if Chris Tucker's head was just one big nose!

[@BRAINROTcomps]

I only get my news from TAFS.

[@eggman1586]

How about instead of Rush Hour 3 it’s *Bust* Hour 3?

[@dennismidolo3372]

yes

[@victariondrownedmemory9886]

this was actually fanatstic, and i didnt have to crank my volume THANK YOU SEXY LION MANED GUNIT AND BUGMAN

[@southerndiy1]

Nick has mastered the Davinci panel

[@ryanland6793]

Straight 💰

[@bugtrainerpilk1007]

He literally just said the plots of the og movies

[@patrickd1989]

“She’s an octopus.” 😂😂😂

[@kakonis]

You guys keep calling this guy Nick, but his name is Mark, Mark Borchardt, and he's here to make Cöven.

[@lagok7036]

imagine nick starting a sentence out without it starting out like this: "imagine a black/chinese/gay/jew etc." and then imagine it followed by a slow emphasis on the punchline we all know is coming..."cum." Yeah, extremelyonlineguy thrives in 2023!

[@klof4276]

I love Rush Hour tho... It's the classic "classical martial artist" and "dynamic comedian" duo.

[@tomimpala]

You're acting like this isn't the guy who gave us cumeatssioner Gordon

[@lagok7036]

@tomimpala i'd rather eat out than eat in when you think about it. i wish cumeatsoner gordon would make a cumeatson back. Comeeatshit "whatevermanthisshitis" Boring

[@TommyNicoletti]

Can we crowd fund this movie?

[@matthewroth1]

All famous women are actresses

[@noelivester7340]

I don't know what's worse, this show or Stav's stand-up.

[@iswearimcreativeproduction7604]

TAKE ALL MY MONEY NOW!!!

[@tetsuoshima7385]

No-one gonna say Nick looking like Ned Flanders these days☺️👍🏻

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

To be clear, late 1990s; Tucker's character is a LAPD Det 🕵🏾‍♂️ or a D-1. LAPD ranks go D-1, D-2, D-3. 3s are senior detectives who can also fill in or act as police supervisors. 🚔 The NYPD ranks are the opposite. Det grades go 3-2-1. A 1st Grade Det 🕵🏼‍♂️ may have 15, 20, 24yr service.

[@JunkCCCP]

Thanks for the gay police facts

[@iunnox666]

Is that how many dicks they suck per day?

[@mustimon]

I See Nick has read the Talmud and is informer

[@daguy9305]

Fun fact, Chris tucker is on Epstein’s flight logs 🌚 so maybe he’s method acting 😅

[@minamur]

i heard it's a different chris tucker

[@AsIf-pz9kt]

​@@minamurI heard that, then I heard that it was

[@bradyestes435]

I like to imagine Chris Tucker’s grandkids showing him Twitter during that and them saying, “Grandpa, you’re trending!” And then being like what the fuck. Or however the bit went

[@bruhdon4748]

Chris “kid” Tucker.

[@SNNetwork]

@@minamurits not

[@lazylion420]

Nick been playing too much Balders Gate

[@ConnorNolan]

How does this is 24,000 lakes but 18,000 views

[@eall5630]

Why do ppl say gadoe its not french, you pronounce the t

[@darkstarofmars]

They cancel Seinfeld is the attack!

[@ericsandoval3418]

I love bimbos

[@henrywilderthings]

I’m so uncomfortable with this whole pitch lol

[@supernate223]

I miss when every idea was gay

[@women-mw1uh]

Im the original gay

[@rorygreen2088]

Well I’m right behind you buddy

[@PukeScum]

I would like to shake your hand.

[@djinjon]

POST MUSHROOM DEPRESSION

[@summerbaby21]

Hey ha- mas , start with these two

[@xXx-ug9yu]

This was a low point for the show.

[@DIBZ111]

Still not as good as nick's "me play joke" script.

[@juliepowersbbyg]

I fucked up

[@juliepowersbbyg]

I will be okay in ONE YEAR

[@Direwarlord213]

They literally just wrote the script for don't mess with the zohan, and i'm a super gay jew for knowing that.

[@IbraTsory]

#freePalestine

[@Ammon6]

Jeffrey Epstein should've been in that movie.

[@charwest5892]

I'll be honest, Adam is too unfunny to listen anymore. I've given it like...5 years. But today is the day.

[@ziggafresh]

Did you watch the Chet Hanks ep? After 4 years I finally laughed at something that Adam did that wasn’t pooping his pants

[@charwest5892]

@ziggafresh that interview was.the cringiest and most pathetic thing I may have ever seen in m6 life. Chet is no5 funny and nepotistic. Adam is no5nfunn6 and nepotistic. Them being in a room together doesn't somehow turn them into something they are not. Wtf are 6ou even talking about. If I were you and had that barometer for funny then I'd fucking hang myself. No homo.

[@bigben42]

I mean Nick is barely funnier than Adam on the podcast, that makes it hard to listen to

[@charwest5892]

@bigben42 well he has nobody to force him to be funnier. He doesn't respect Adam so he doesn't try.

[@plotted_pant42]

his chris tucker impression is better than nicks

[@Samozuo666]

im gay

[@mustimon]

Nick casually dropping based red Pills. If you know you know.

[@beazyb]

Cant speak chineseruuuuuu

[@reeyees50]

Where da funny?

[@Slop_Dogg]

😴

[@PeteFiftyeight]

Gay Rush Hour 4: The Disowned

[@righteousfist175]

Nice, nick trying to riff and adam just talking and adding nothing of substance like a vapid whitenoise machine in the background. Contributing nothing as always 👏