writing the WEIRDEST fanfiction EVER🤪?? | 🌃 F A N 🌃

[@Glimare]

We got Rickrolled twice, the Fire Nation attacked twice, Y/N is a reality-shifting psycho, AlphaDora, a BobxFelix Ship, and an omegaverse opening and closing. Well done internet! Laughed so hard I cried.

[@cutiepie120048]

🤣👌

[@neroquin]

My sister and her friend are having a sleepover and I'm still in the room 😭 They're judging me so fucking hard rn. Actually just my sister, the friend is cool

[@mckayleepugmire9947]

Really, only 2 Rickrolls? I thought it was more than that.

[@oghenbread3330]

wow, spoilers much? /j

[@Glimare]

@@mckayleepugmire9947 There was a lot of Rickrolling in the stream chat. Started with it.

[@imjustverable3860]

Drinking game: every time the word 'orbs' is used, take a drink. Preferably of water or juice or something non-alcoholic. I cannot be held responsible for hospital bills.

[@mashedpotetoo]

Luckily for you I live in Canada!

[@alexthewolf3179]

Lol

[@justanotherhobbit7215]

Instructions too clear. Need new liver.

[@alexthewolf3179]

@@justanotherhobbit7215 bruh

[@cursedalmondcookie5880]

Instead of achcol, use vodka instead. It kills you faster

[@moonIion]

these stories will be studied one day by english teachers. “You see Thanos here is a metaphor for sexism…”

[@novv__]

“and orbs represent the longing for world peace”

[@kannedeen]

"The appearance of Jungkook symbolises global warming"

[@I.Am.Dragun87]

"Y/N was commonly used as slang for your night which people used to express their desperate, impossible wish for things to go back to normal. It was popularized around 2020 when a World pandemic hit and the whole world fell into a great depression."

[@g3rm4n1um_]

..yo this stuff kinda makes sense tho

[@BluebellsOnTheBreeze]

In this essay I will-/

[@ColeyDoesThings]

anyone please i'm begging you, feel free to make fanart or animatics or whatever y'all wanna do with these monstrosity fics🙏

[@xeogethelp3369]

hell yeah

[@milktea6676]

If u give me a shout out

[@milktea6676]

Hey everyone quick question Do u guys want me to animate some of this? If u do Which story 😏

[@maggiechen6702]

@@milktea6676 do the youtube one its beautiful

[@boomingbob1579]

Ooh

[@liacross1184]

Okay, but the Karen Apocalypse is genuinely terrifying

[@theotormenta6198]

Release the Karen!!

[@kespblaze8560]

I would read that fic 😝

[@Astr0iceDrag0n]

Yes

[@admiringmbb7700]

basically: instagram is a whole new universe, twitter is just gay, and youtube is romantic asf

[@Ibert0318]

Instagram is Wattpad's more weirder cousin

[@ShenQingqiu-sc4eq]

I believe you spelled horny as hell wrong

[@thatoneguy1350]

this feels like a roommate trying explain a dream his cousin half-remembered when he was high

[@pickle7185]

Speaking from experience?

[@sarahrahaman8001]

r/oddlyspecific

[@mauraperezvaldes533]

@@sarahrahaman8001 yup

[@hungariangiraffe6361]

Correction: someone who historians would call a roommate.

[@MiRa_X]

A person: Modern literature is so professional! Modern literature:

[@freshcupofangst]

Uh, yeah. Because this is amazing? 🤨 I dunno what point you're trying to make...this is the peak of creativity.

[@TheBritishDragong]

LMFAO

[@lainhikaru5657]

​@@freshcupofangstI agree creativity and fun is better than some snobbish "high art"

[@hungariangiraffe6361]

​​​@@lainhikaru5657agreed! I am currently reading a book for school, I'd translate it from my language as "The golden man", and let me tell you, it's pure suffering. It's over 600 pages long and I'm only about halfway done. Of course the language is horrible, but it was written in the 1800s so it's not the author's fault, and I guess the period-typical sexism is also excusable. But it's very hard to connect with any of the characters, mainly because 1) maybe I have a problem but personally I don't find the wheat trade of the early 1800s' Austro-Hungarian Monarchy a particularly engaging topic, 2) the protagonist is an about 30 years old man, who falls in love with a girl who is 13 when the book starts! He daydreams about how beautiful she is, he is always around her, and when she turned 15, they got married! As far as I have gotten in the novel they don't make love, only kiss, but it's still disgusting. Oh, and did I mention that we are supposed to like said protagonist because he has done so much good and basically never lies? There are only four characters I genuinely care about, two of them are a single mother and her daughter living on an island kinda as peasants/traders, the other two are their pets, a newfoundlander dog called Almira and a white kitten called Narcissza. The others could die of ebola for all I care (alright, maybe the girl in the marriage shouldn't because she's a victim and also innocent to a point where it becomes stupidity, but it's hard to actually like her because she barely even tries to stand up for herself, she's just a punching bag). And due to some ungodly reason, this is supposed to be one of my nation's greatest books ever. Basically everyone in high school has to go through this. If the goal is to make students loathe reading it's working beautifully, otherwise it's pure bullsh*t. At least crackfics like this were never supposed to be serious. Sorry for my bad English, I'm still learning, and thank you if you have read this rant I wrote on the bathroom floor at 1:45 am.

[@lainhikaru5657]

@@hungariangiraffe6361 I'm brazilian, and weirdly the brazilian old literature classics are not that extense, so books usually range from 200 to 400 pages. I have no problem doing this as school stuff because well, it was important and necessary to learn. But I mean, if a person don't work in the field and is the type of person who only read to boast about how cultured they are I think they're missing the point that literature is also entertainment.

[@patton_virgil103]

"Infinity war is the most ambious crossover of all time" Coley's fanbase: *Hold my beer*

[@SuperHGB]

ah yes "ambious". this is quite an ambious project

[@softmist7412]

The Bob x Felix thread was actually pretty coherent. I'm impressed lol

[@Lacxin]

Me too, like that was a whole ass adventure mini-book 😭🤚

[@franzsupan4635]

The whole time I thought they were talking about pewdiepie 😂

[@clemente3966]

And, ngl, for me it kinda felt like it could belong to some bad kingdom hearts plot (not saying KH plots or bad, just th eidea of a KH plot, but turning it really bad), and the darkness being the bees, after Jello's "So this is basically Kingdom Hearts" video, didn't help at all 🤣🤣

[@leolesley7973]

@@clemente3966 Ignore the light, Sora. The BEEES are nothing to fear! CONTROL them, CHANNEL them, become a beekeeper. You can have all this power and more!! YAYYYYYY!!!

[@mckayleepugmire9947]

Part of me: "I finally understand crack fics." Part of me: "I've played this game IRL before in theater class (not necessarily fanfic theme), it always turns out weird why am I surprised?" Part of me: "Shout out to the people who attempted to use their comments to maintain continuity."

[@aridelrosario1727]

the people who try to make a coherent story: 💪💪

[@azathoththeprimalchaos2289]

I ready understood crack fics, but I've also played this game before, and also I hate how usually KZbin comment sections often make it not that continuity heavy. I was pleasantly surprised by side threads 1 and 2.

[@hunibear2193]

“Endgame is the most ambitious crossover in history.” Meanwhile YT Comment Fanfiction:

[@my_condolences]

B)

[@aaaaaa8406]

15:14 "There was an ugly rat sitting infront of a computer rotting away" *DON'T CALL ME OUT LIKE THIS*

[@pickle7185]

Lmaoo

[@average_oddity]

Oh this is too much LMAO!

[@xstar4698]

This is too real

[@_Unoffical_Norahhh_]

Mood

[@caileg5664]

"I ate a potato." this is the singular most powerful and earthshattering sentence in this entire video

[@juless.3326]

if I hear piercingly purple orbs one more time I’m going to pierce those purple orbs with something I like to call a icepick

[@OrchishmaMukherjee]

Y/N gets a transorbital lobotomy skskss

[@michaelinthebathroom7560]

@@OrchishmaMukherjee damn VSCOs.

[@thesetwofloofs5397]

WILL WOOD REFERENCES⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

[@Katia.t.t]

The amount of Rick Astley in this is amazing

[@ShannonLikesALotOfStuff]

That Thanos killing God with a Rick Roll was the funniest thing ever 😂🤣

[@WaterMeLoan64]

“Maybe the Real Traumatic Memories were the friends we made along the way. *they begin to make out for 20 minutes!* ”

[@xeogethelp3369]

you bet that i’m gonna make crackfics and fanart about this

[@switchedaccounts3918]

I sorta expected that, lol

[@arensomniac]

me too

[@zoelewis2718]

You better

[@urnotl0r0s]

DO IT

[@islandko2402]

Gimme source

[@sxwriter8569]

Honestly I just care about writing a good story and fanfiction. That’s why I became a writer and joined wattpad. Seriously, if you got skill and wanna write these or your own, go for it.

[@cadencek3576]

Me too I just like to write good and entertaining stories.

[@M.A.Ortiz021]

Drop the link to your stories!

[@gavinsmith9871]

@@yeahbutwhy8788 with chapter 1

[@gavinsmith9871]

@UCt4h7Q7qVm7FMFv4O7gIJMQ damnit

[@DLCS-2]

@@yeahbutwhy8788 please if you write OC , don't make them with only one major trait.

[@lamplizard7767]

I don’t know if this is blessed or cursed. It definitely is the most ambitious crossover lol

[@Lacxin]

Blursed, THE Crossover of all crossovers

[@Rosstherobot3039]

"He tryed to escape but, it was to late, he felt the warm maple syrup fall onto him. He screamed in agony as the Canadians began to eat him alive"

[@fantasyshadows3207]

Delicious! Unfortunately he was poisonous and his rotting corpse gave them all diarrhea

[@pickle7185]

@@fantasyshadows3207 the diarrhoea came alive, swallowing the receptionist because she was on the floor beside the bed, but they kept saying it wad some annoying high koala named timmy that broke into the hospital to eat the tasty receptionist.

[@biscuitsnlimes3382]

@@fantasyshadows3207 It was only after they realized that the body was poisoned that they remembered that there was no toilets nearby.

[@violetsmith8693]

@@biscuitsnlimes3382 They decided to go in the nearby woods, but suddenly, an unknown force started chanting [that one rhyme about underwear I forgot the words too]

[@pickle7185]

@@violetsmith8693 timmy the koala and the diarrhoea looked around to find the source of the noise. It was Katy Perry, sitting up in a tree, wailing like a constipated whale. Timmy the koala instantly fell in love.

[@Yuuki15812]

"Jimin said : My... My water broke" be honest, wasn't that the funniest yet the most horrible thing you could imagine 😂

[@freshcupofangst]

Boblix is the OTP I never knew I needed, but I'm very happy it has come about.

[@MintiiLi]

Yesssss lol. I'm going to make fanart of it-

[@freshcupofangst]

@@MintiiLi yess please do that

[@my_condolences]

Yes oh my gosh, I wish I contributed a little bit earlier- but I made Coley laugh that's good enough for mee

[@jellybaxter1131]

I simultaneously love and hate that"I spilled my Soup, my honor was lost."Sounds like something I would say.

[@emoscotchtape]

If no one writes Bob the Builder x Fix-It-Felix fanfiction bc of this I'll cry.

[@leeferguson-piper4841]

Seriously that had no business being soo good!

[@pian816]

As my friend started her essay: “Imagine you’re on a highway at 5AM, searching for the sweet heaven of coffee...” Great fic opening.

[@86fifty]

I have a newfound respect for writers who can maintain continuity because making a semi-coherent story outta THAT WHOLE MESS was a serious work of passion so gurrrl, props for that!

[@noo_clown]

ah yes look at our fine cross over fan fic you got characters like : y/n Rick Ashley Dreamwastaken *JEFFREY FUCKING BAZOS* Bob the builder and much ( *much* ) more ✨

[@pickle7185]

Ah yes, Rick Ashley and jefferey bazos. Such inspirational crackheads.

[@UrielPhix]

i love at 5:23 they completely skipped the part where starpaw goes from apprentice to warrior to deputy and just straight up makes them the leader

[@raidenkonkon]

We don't need all that. We just gotta say 26 cats dies over bare-tree.

[@mxrbids6217]

My brains doing backflips to remember every plot just one story went through

[@vordjoncus]

Just want to say: This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.

[@gvnlessktchn]

good guys bad guys and explosions as far as the eye can see

[@spyritsolz]

AND ONLY ONE WILL SURVIVE I WONDER WHO IT WILL BE

[@gvnlessktchn]

@@spyritsolz THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY

[@ajaxappeared7895]

GODZILLA TOOK A BITE OUT OF OPTIMUS PRIME

[@gvnlessktchn]

@@ajaxappeared7895 LIKE SCRUFF MCGRUFF TOOK A BITE OUTTA CRIME

[@RaiRaiRaven]

Take a shot everytime "Orbs" are mentioned. Fastest way to get to the E.R.

[@dolfinn9289]

Is it weird the Boblix one was one of the best thing's ive ever been read

[@Justanotherqueer7476]

Thank you! I know I did not write it all but well I contributed a little! :)

[@my_condolences]

I am so proud that I took part in writing it

[@Poko14]

Same, im glad I was apart of it. The thing is I shipped them is a kid so- LMAO

[@my_condolences]

@@Poko14 LMAO OKAY

[@melaniewiley01]

It was one of my favorite things I’ve ever been apart of on the internet(even tho I only contributed one comment lol)

[@BryanLu0]

FixIt was such a weird ship but that story was so hilarious. (Also, yay for appearing in the video (more than once)) Shout out to anyone trying to maintain a consistent thread in the stories.

[@Royalredry]

Coley: Y/n x Dream action, Wattpad is shaking. Me, a Wattpad writer and MCYT enthusiast: ...Yeah, that's pretty much how it goes if it's not DNF.

[@SpaceBatzz]

I can’t 😂😂😂😂😂

[@StarsGotProblemsfr1391]

And then GoergeNotFou d reads the fanfic out of nowhere-

[@the_author_artist7815]

If she says **thats** crazy, she isn't ready for the kinky dnf shit I've read

[@gacha_xxtuber2218]

Me, and every other person who has set foot into DSMP Fandom: yup. can confirm.

[@the_author_artist7815]

@@gacha_xxtuber2218 dsmp has so. Many. Kinky. Smut. Scenes

[@GhostOfNevermore]

“Because singing killed my grandma, okay!” 💀

[@BreakfastBanana]

Now the image of all might eating a door mat while in a fursuit is forever seared into my mind

[@hensku.3000]

Did… did this video just make me ship Bob the Builder and Fix-it Felix? Yes. Yes it did. Like no joke, that thread was actually a masterpiece 👀 Also I never want to hear ”orbs” ever again

[@TheBritishDragong]

I’ve never wanted to hear the word ‘orbs’ again ever since I first saw it in a fanfic 💀

[@fandomsfan1]

Same. I never liked "orbs" or "locks" and idk why I hate it so much-

[@Data-Expungeded]

@@fandomsfan1 like, just say eyes!

[@fandomsfan1]

@@Data-Expungeded EXACTLY!!

[@justadinosaur]

Only in the Zombie Robot Apocalypse would Dean and Cas finally get together as Gandalf looks on like The Watcher as Optimus Prime tries to clean up everyone's mess as Y/N struggled with their love life

[@lizanna6390]

As long as Dean and Cas get together I'm happy

[@MsLPSFOREVER]

Still a better ending than the actual finale

[@StumpedSlicken]

Me, a peasant, who was in the video for a split second: ah yes, my second of stardom has come...oh, now it's gone. Seriously, there are some really interesting fanfics on the KZbin community post. It's quite insane. I might have to make animatics of a few because some are really good!

[@bleachdrinker69]

Which was yours

[@StumpedSlicken]

@@bleachdrinker69 I'm in the scrolling at the beginning. You can see me at 1:06. Like I said, a split second!

[@NekoChanSenpai]

I too am a peasant

[@turtledragon52]

Dude I feel it, 7:43 for me

[@StumpedSlicken]

@@turtledragon52 It do be like that sometimes!

[@e.m.3074]

was this chaotic? yes did my eyes water when bob had to say goodbye to felix? absolutely

[@Asterhere88]

This video dragged me into a back alleyway, mugged me of all of my dignity, and took the few braincells I had left

[@KrazyKitty]

STARSTAR! I'm getting flashbacks to Starkit's prophecy.

[@novasters]

SAME

[@iriss7399]

I shed more tears than ever before FR THO THIS WAS HILARIOUS

[@angelceline_1568]

I love how Jungkook was a frequent constant in these fanfics lmao

[@k-la509]

IS NO ONE GOING TO TAKE ABOUT HOW WE JUST SUMMONED 50 FANDOMS ALL AT ONCE???? GOD THE INTERNET IS CHAOTIC

[@wellokthen3834]

Can't wait for the eventual cookie run fandom in a nutshell video where everyone is thirsting over an old man

[@neroquin]

Oh I am SO looking forward to that

[@sneakerdoodle0612]

Is it Ginseng Cookie or Almond Cookie?

[@periplans7532]

@@sneakerdoodle0612 Almond Cookie. His English voice for CRK makes everything ten times worse 😳

[@sneakerdoodle0612]

@@periplans7532 Welp, After listening a bit of Almond cookie's English voice, I understand why they're thirsting over him..

[@therussianprincess7036]

This... this. I’m scared this will haunt my dreams tonight.

[@andhereismyspout]

I appreciate Coley's dedication to preserving historical accuracy (typos) lol

[@jellym3735]

I don’t know if I should be scared or scared She’s been pretty deep In That world so she knows what to do to… It’s scary to even think of it Anyways HAVE SOME 🍰

[@dboot8886]

*LIES*

[@kumawickham2483]

That Bob/Felix one, OMG!

[@Justanotherqueer7476]

Thank you! I contributed a little. :)

[@thelunarwizard]

"Then the bees came" That-that is the line that broke me. That is the funniest line I have ever read.

[@lilliansuchman6809]

No fanfiction is truly complete without Jackson

[@jacksonsdrawingcorner]

Wait what’d I do

[@aecholapis]

I just thought of something that would be really cool to read if done right. Okay, so, hear me out: Soulmate AU but both of them are lacking their identifying marks, because one of then doesn't have a soul and the other doesn't have one either.

[@holyshard530]

So what are they..skeletons?? Like, literal skeletons??

[@nightfalling5009]

*aggressively hands out balloons*

[@aecholapis]

*cackles like a madman*

[@sarahrahaman8001]

thank you for giving me ideas

[@fantasyshadows3207]

So I have this story which has this fantasy class known as Soulmasters and I thought, that if it was a soulmates AU, When you become a soulmaster, you somehow rip out and cut off your soulmate mark. So you can't use your soulmate abilities and your soulmate can't find you.

[@faeryb0mb]

anything with thanos is going to be comedy gold. i think quackity taught us that

[@Bananfron]

WHY IS THE BOB X FELIX FANFIC SO WELL WRITTEN???

[@Justanotherqueer7476]

YES!!!!

[@chaotic_andromeda]

the yt one started as a y/n x dream fic ...and ended as a bob the builder x ravioli x fix it felix fic what the hell-

[@justjames4]

Once upon a time... there were very peculiar fanfictions.

[@DestinyDemented]

We got five novellas purely outta fandomers muckin around. The Ravioli tale was so touching, I really cried. OMG THANOS LISTENS TO STRAY KIDS??? Man I love the internet.

[@Kagenoaki]

*is a Fanfiction writer; watches this with horror and cannot stop laughing or crying*

[@murpsydurpsy]

An ao3 fanfic where Luigi, mario, Peter griffin, sans,Nagios, and a few others we're stuck in a killing game run by monokuma and it was beautiful

[@afoolishfopdoodle3284]

It wasn’t even Fix-It Felix Jr, it was his father, original Fix-It Felix.

[@lordarthur2165]

So this means Bob the builder got preggers?

[@CheshireFoxie]

I looked up your KZbin name on Archive of our own, and I saw a fanfic, can't remember what it's called, but I think you should check it out! Maybe make a video reacting to it! :D

[@lxjoe96]

You wrote it didn't you. Nice try

[@ezekiel_king]

12:00 that abrupt tone change was EVERYTHING 💀

[@fatimaabdulsattar9223]

that was my comment lmaooo

[@weebiethepan8395]

The Karen apocalypse is amazing- I'm using this as a essay

[@familyberente1407]

LONG LIVE THE RAVIOLI!

[@Justanotherqueer7476]

YES!! Oh hail ravioli!

[@b3nnefits]

5:24 this one caught me off guard because I’m listening to this whilst making my Warrior cat family tree.

[@kirstenpaff8946]

Eh, those stories still make more sense than My Immortal.

[@Justanotherqueer7476]

YUP

[@TheBritishDragong]

HA-

[@annarose932]

For a future video, would love to see you play a game a Fight in the Mind, the SanderSides fan game. Would be so cool to see you play as the characters and your reaction.

[@yourlocalvintagegal]

That first thread would absolutely without a doubt be a New York Times bestseller

[@norahoyer9413]

The amount of times we got rickrolled is ridiculous

[@biologically_BlueBird]

That ravioli, Bob B. x Felix fic was the most hilarious and chaotic and wild and beautiful and creative and just awesome thing that I have ever had the chance to hearing and read!

[@neroquin]

Me, looking through the comment section trying to find any mention of the tiny little bit I contributed:

[@DefinitelyNotCursedPen]

8:33 CHILLS. ABSOLUTE CHILLS. Scariest horror story from all of Coley's KZbin comments

[@renthewerecat]

i lost my god dam MIND at "and then along came zeus!"

[@_oliviathealphawolf_1124]

SOMEONE PLEASE TURN THIS INTO AN ACTUAL FAN FIC

[@musicplaylists6718]

This is the ultimate showdown, of ultimate destiny!

[@milktea6676]

I hope the squidward fanfic made it in 😂

[@Starfinss]

“Why did you take the choccy milk? Roll Initiative.” had me weeping. For some reason Oikawa being the one to say that made it funnier.

[@agispaaa]

honestly, the ravioli story was amazing

[@M.A.Ortiz021]

This is absolute chaos… and I love it

[@pitpat2928]

i cant get over how the Black Friday Karens bit sounded like the end of Yorktown (the world turned upside down) (from Hamilton but you knew that already,, nerd)

[@rosyowl0391]

I haven't seen Hamilton lol. I just wrote the funniest thing that came to mind. Glad you liked it though.

[@ArmorWolf]

I feel like 6 people are in a room, trying to tell a story over each other. Pure, utter chaos. ☺️

[@megandillon7276]

I actually got invested in the Bob and Felix love story. Im not ashamed 😌

[@mikepocalypsedarvee922]

“There was a mysterious portal in the sky.. and then an explosion happened” reminded me of the last episode of SVTFOE

[@linneamostrom4266]

This whole video could just be described as 👹ORBS👹

[@MarinaMolly-27]

Okay, but the Fanfic thread #1 was kind of genius 😂😂

[@jules_in_stars_we_fall]

Ahh I can't believe mine made it in! I am happy to be part of such a masterpiece!

[@Justanotherqueer7476]

YES! Same here!

[@neroquin]

Same :D

[@juless.3326]

Same dude

[@my_condolences]

Same here

[@rosyowl0391]

Same here!

[@thisisasupersayin376]

I can't believe Dream got stabbed with his own banana, what BETREYAL

[@Justanotherqueer7476]

YAY!!! I hope the fanfic that I (a little contributed in) gets chosen!!!!!

[@Justanotherqueer7476]

What did you guys think of the ravioli and bob the builder fanfic?

[@arensomniac]

@@Justanotherqueer7476 it was true art

[@Justanotherqueer7476]

@@arensomniac thank you!

[@neroquin]

I got in >:) I'm not sorry for bringing Dora into this

[@crekoicreap5968]

It was a masterpiece! 🤣

[@DefenderOfJustice707]

This is the best video I have ever seen. I can't BREATHE.

[@zzzzzzzzzz5828]

I am trying so hard to simply not exist while watching but fr I WAS LAUGHING MY ASS OFF THE WHOLE TIME😭😭

[@popfizzle1080]

At this point I shouldn’t be surprised anymore 💀 Thank you comment section

[@mxyellowo]

4:14 I DIDN'T EXPECT MY COMMENT TO BE THERE LOL

[@amygdalos96]

Bob/Felix is the new OTP.

[@turtledragon52]

Not me in tears laughing watching Coley attempt to read the monstrosity that is my comment lol “Jesus Christ.” Edit: 7:43

[@callummathie1270]

I feel like Coley would be perfect for voice audio books :)

[@chaimab.1794]

Once upon a time... (I'm gonna turn this into a real fanfiction TYSM coley for this idea)

[@syynthic]

At a Coffee shop

[@tsifirakiehl4250]

An extremely unlikely Torchic named Orsino was just trying to get an iced caramel macchiato.

[@Static_Symphony]

Someone's going to animate at least one of these stories. Calling it now. 👏