Writing Your Tinder Profiles

[@GingerPhotographyGuy]

Oh hey, that’s me at 3:16! The profile update worked, currently on my Honeymoon! Not found my tiny kids though...

[@SHOOPY2021]

Glad you left Deborah

[@dirkvanhonste3535]

you deserved better

[@AllThemDaves]

Yeah, you deserve better than Deborah

[@mattf5855]

8 inches?

[@hudsonruff9208]

Very small kids@@mattf5855

[@SergioEduP]

"My clothes are awful, feel free to take them off" That was actually genius Tom, I wasn't expecting such high quality #CONTENT today!

[@gavineberra7963]

Uwo

[@King_Of_Khaos]

That really is genius

[@hathem007]

Roses are red My hair is greens My parents failed To give me good genes (Yu-gi-oh remake gone wrong)

[@skinnywacky]

Then they went to “I’m into PISSS”

[@l4dcrazy5658]

I was taking a drink when "hex rhymes with sex crimes" came up and let's just say I need a new keyboard

[@vesselsel]

I'm kinda late but I'm here to notify you that you're one of the top comments and that I appreciate your comment

[@jellyfilling7827]

Kinda late also, how did you type the comment? ( i get the joke i just like calling things out )

[@sistanofseljuks]

That poor glass

[@chlaciecc]

@@jellyfilling7827 he used touchscreen-

[@jellyfilling7827]

FennecFoxi re-read the OP

[@jackdog06]

“I’m looking for a long distance relationship” Eddie just put me in hysterics with that one

[@15oClock]

"Well, that was a waste of time!" It's not a waste if I get to see you bois.

[@randyjadedialtown]

therefore, no darksquidge video is a waste. and therefore, he is the best youtuber.

[@kindakyana2372]

*_W H O L E S O M E N E S S_*

[@Mousy677]

every time tom starts applauding in a video i feel peer pressured to applaud too

[@KusalGunasekera]

_C L A P W I T H M E R A T B O Y . . ._

[@DoctorX17]

*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

[@Taki_maki]

CLAP THE CHEEKS

[@SomebodyUnamed]

just tom staring you down with the most forcing stare.

[@brightanddrexstudios4120]

@@DoctorX17 huuyuuhhbc

[@jaihalai7674]

Tom laughing hysterically: It’s so small Me: 😥

[@ellabrown4248]

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[@Spearmight]

Renske050 way to be subtle

[@ellabrown4248]

@@RenTheWren thanks I was an innocent now I live in hellfire with your corruption

[@MareannaTGirl]

wem tem *BURN CHILD WATCH YOUR INNOCENCE FLY AWAY LIKE MINE*

[@yeet12937]

"If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put uwu and I together" Perfect.

[@FoxheartGames]

I hate it but I Love him for this xD Perfect for my Photo 🤣

[@cwoodsdeanTV]

Go my boy caylyn!

[@FoxheartGames]

:D

[@cgtheartist]

@@cwoodsdeanTV assuming you’re a furry: hello fellow misunderstood being

[@TruCloudGaming]

I stole this for my own dating profile XD

[@mdrnlevi]

Rest in peace to all the people who’ve found their uncles on tinder

[@Cyberboi]

and F to those who matched with theirs

[@mdrnlevi]

Cyberboi bloody hell

[@hmartin1761]

@@Cyberboi ye lol

[@hmartin1761]

@@someotherluke omg lol

[@_Piers_]

It could be worse, you could have found them on Grindr, back when most of the profile photos were just dickpics. Arranged to meet them...and only found out after you arrived.

[@chunkyscorpio]

the first line of my tinder bio is now "the told me to get in shape egg is a shape" thank u lads xx

[@pixiegutz9692]

jennifer jordan DUDE I'M SCREAMING

[@pixiegutz9692]

THAT U MY FAVE EGG

[@chunkyscorpio]

@@pixiegutz9692 LOVE U!!

[@redcitadel9123]

What a legend!!

[@Nothing4687]

are you still egged up?

[@PzychoBill]

Man seeking kids: I lost it. 8 inches: died.

[@GingerPhotographyGuy]

That got me too 😅

[@PzychoBill]

@@GingerPhotographyGuy I laughed until I peed 😂😂😐

[@phenomanII]

@@PzychoBill "i'm into PISS"

[@chralamahal]

@@GingerPhotographyGuy it's you! Please say that you're gonna use it

[@Spearmight]

7:52 therapist: far old man doesn't exist. He can't stalk you far old man:

[@Actionwill65]

Guest Guest anyone know the original image can’t find it

[@Kaizure_]

I've been waiting for this! Guess what! I'm no longer single! I met someone amazing who holds me up and doesn't let me down. His name is my Right Hand and he likes chairs too, we have that in common.

[@hans-ann]

So happy for you

[@Kaizure_]

@@hans-ann The wedding is in August and we are looking for a venue but someone is picky about wanting to get married in Marbella 🙄

[@caraghscorner]

_Kaizure it’s expensive but you should go for it! Worth the money :)

[@Kaizure_]

@@caraghscorner but I also don't want my Surname to be Hand but he doesn't appreciate that

[@caraghscorner]

_Kaizure you could try to compromise with a hyphen-if that doesn’t work try a marriage counsellor. I know what they say, but trust me, they know their stuff.

[@abanana]

When I watch content, I am content.

[@arathorne8448]

WE are Content. a

[@BadgerStyler]

Don't you see? You were the content... the whole time

[@Miles300s]

It's not about the video, but the content you made along the way

[@jolts2779]

No your a banana

[@SamSpen]

Poor Tay Zonday. There was an obvious painfully outdated chocolate rain joke in there that they didn't find.....

[@tafua_a]

It was right there, and since they're into old memes, I figured they'd put it in

[@zanethezaniest274]

He’s into salty Mountain Dew now instead of chocolate rain

[@SamSpen]

@@zanethezaniest274 ah I haven't kept up on him in a while, I'll have to have a look.

[@PuffyPinkSpirit]

8:36

[@GraySkull289]

'I used to sing about chocolate rain. But now I want golden showers'

[@daanwilmer]

6:00 My bed is where the magic happens It's a pentagram

[@isa0ber]

i'm looking for a long distance relationship was actually brilliant

[@mrinsane9269]

8:42 "chocolate rain"

[@thecolorpurple6401]

Elliot: needs to be more flirty. Tom: *B I T C H .*

[@ColetteChapman]

Glad my baby son made the cut. It's a surprise when your partner doesn't tell you and you see your baby on here. Way to go baby George you made it.

[@rhaegartargaryen9315]

So, did George get ‘em tiddys or what? ;)))))

[@ColetteChapman]

@@rhaegartargaryen9315 unfortunately he did not

[@sarahspooks4802]

Tom:*laughing*"it's so small!" Me, unable to stop myself: "that's what she said!"

[@ellsul31]

😂

[@Non-vegen]

Lmao

[@RichardDegenne]

"Hex rhymes with sex crimes." I spat my tea at that one.

[@Grrr413]

I love how Tay Zonday is a fan of Tomska! But really it should have just been Chocolate Rain is code for IM INTO PISSSSSSSS

[@shep8491]

I like how eddie and eliot give good suggestions and tom changes it almost completely

[@totallynotreece]

Tom's nails are just 👌👌👌

[@EnderKingDubs]

When he said, "I'm looking for a LONG DISTANCE relationship", I ascended, and I maintain that that should've been the one they did.

[@lucienfelten8439]

I swear this is one of my favorite videos on the internet

[@cavemonkynick]

There was a level of exhaustion to this video that just made it more funny. That "I'm so tired I can't stop laughing" level.

[@outsider_in]

'Can't wait to show you the underside of my patio' will be a line in a crime drama within the year. No doubt.

[@thatonetime9108]

Why are the episodes so short lately, bring back the long ones 🥺✌

[@thatonetime9108]

@@Koda14 yea I know it just sucks that he feels the need to cater to his audience , his content is great but I get it :/

[@realperson2208]

lillyhope it’s concentrated content

[@ZippoIII]

@@Koda14 kind of ironic, this is one of my least favorite contents ina long while

[@enternamehere7968]

0:17 Just the reassurance I needed

[@DominoPivot]

I shouldn't have watched this after the 24 games stream montage, my belly hurts and my face is cramped from all the laughing. Though honestly I feel more fixed than broken after all that. This is just what I needed after a rough university semester, a good laugh and a moment to relax. OH FUCK THERE'S A HUGE SPIDER ON MY CEILING

[@thegamingdevice]

Egg Edit: just realised everyone is 69 miles away Nice

[@KusalGunasekera]

They all live in a tight circle around you.

[@Mousy677]

@@KusalGunasekera they're all holding hands in a ring

[@_Pike]

What do you want?

[@KusalGunasekera]

@@_Pike a life please, thanks!

[@_Pike]

Kusal Gunasekera No can do, I am merely an egg.

[@buhbuhzed623]

4:20 “hit me up with you number or your car, it doesn’t matter to me” How’s that one

[@thelonesculler]

Tom saying "Hey, do you like jazz" set off my Google assistant on my phone!

[@MsKetchupBlaBla]

Being into piss isn’t the bodily waste fetish I would’ve associated with chocolate rain tbh

[@childmiddle]

The shadow of Tom's glasses made him look like he was wearing some bomb ass eyeshadow at the beginning of this. Tom if you're reading this please wear eyeshadow in the next content thank you

[@Dyxon]

After what you posted on twitter , this content was great! More stuff like this please Tom

[@ferresmeets1937]

I need MOREEEEE THIS IS AMAZING

[@mikejr7727]

"On the road to your heart" But I got hit by a car-diac arrest

[@huntermagnuson8062]

"Hex rhymes with sex crimes" is the funniest thing I've seen all week!

[@Offensive_Username]

"Genetics already did it for you" ...said the frog neck.

[@King_Of_Khaos]

This is under appreciated

[@tafua_a]

That wasn't genetics, that was depression and fish n chips

[@ellsul31]

no one not anyone in the universe tom: piss

[@SamuraiPipotchi]

8:01 Objects may be larger than they appear.

[@alexbarnard1372]

This is one of my favorite videos you guys have made

[@aaronprice1497]

I want more of just this please it's so good

[@Fregward]

Elliot is AMAZING in this

[@duckmasterbob]

This is better than anything I could've ever imagined My life is complete

[@jonasnielsen843]

the small one: I look better far away

[@alicewhitehorn9277]

I love your decision to start painting your nails. You wouldn’t think it’d make much of a difference but seeing guys wear makeup/nail polish makes my heart very happy

[@rysander]

“hex rhymes with sex crimes” Absolutely brilliant!

[@Cengiz159]

this nail polish looks beautiful!

[@violet-cherries]

I promised myself to watch every single video he posts. Here I go-

[@homsar]

Good luck, soldier.

[@lforlight]

Why in the world would you shove an apostrophe in the word "posts"?

[@violet-cherries]

@@lforlight 1. I didnt ..it was autocorrect 2. I'm not English.. sorry

[@Stillontour]

LforLight don’t you feel stupid now

[@lforlight]

@@Stillontour Nope

[@feangren]

Those "viewer interactions" #CONTENT videos are the best Tom, we need more like that!

[@oscarh2971]

Please do a part two with the rest of the photos this was so goddamn good

[@onlineeeeeeee]

help I am legit dying this vid is too much

[@lincdc12]

That rain ain't so chocolate anymore

[@conniespiderman2540]

"*the* told me to get in shape" Do they spell check, ever?

[@hannahblossom98]

I think Tom's laugh gets me more than the actual captions 😂

[@throwaway1743]

"Hex rhymes with sex crimes" is the fucking gold that I subscribed for

[@braydenh190]

Remember when eddegg was a thing.....?

[@cheesuschrist4473]

"Hex rhymes with sex crimes" should not have hit me as hard as it did lmao

[@meme-pr1nc3]

0:46 Tom: But I can tell you for free; genetics already did it for you You can see Eddie physically cringe at that sentence

[@aarongilbertphonetube219]

We need more of this and more of the Presentation game!!!!!

[@TheNellehFox]

More of these please! That was a good ol' chuckle

[@Asterius_101]

*"Hex rhymes with sex crimes"* Low-key genius

[@LukasDiSparrowOfficial]

i had such a shit day, thanks for making it end with some smile :D x

[@7uring]

*Jacksfilms Intensifies*

[@laropalina]

I HAD TO KEEP PAUSING CAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO MUCH. JEEZ TOM (fab video)

[@Josh-mc2gc]

Watching Toms descent into madness has never been more hilarious 😂

[@isaacroberts5402]

Ngl I get so hyped when there's new content

[@Neptune0404]

I've seen this video so many times... yet that last one always catches me of guard

[@broblerone413]

watching these videos at night is always a dangerous game, trying not to make any noise. i've gotten really good at laughing silently, though

[@Daniel-tp7rq]

I’m loving all this content

[@TheJavierMartinez88]

8:37 Having in account that he is famous for his song "chocolate rain" it will be more accurate to say that: "I'M INTO SHIIIIIIIT"

[@amansson2151]

IM INTO adding sugar and cocoa to MY MILK 😉

[@rogueknight7009]

"hex rhymes with sex crimes" 👌 🤣🤣🌙☀️ I will be referring to my friend as this line for the foreseeable future

[@alexandrjirousek3703]

This is what i love about content

[@harrison234]

pure creative genius

[@generic_soda]

I love it how Tom brought back the "Fuck Dogs" joke at the end lol

[@shay5020]

content just gets better and better with every episode. tom is one of the only creators i know whose channel has aged like fine fuckin wine

[@1003fn]

I laughed waay too hard at this video and I just want more. Please do it again another time!

[@0b1k3n0bi]

this is my favorite Content video. It made me laugh after having a horrible week

[@AlbedoDream]

The caption for the last one should have been: “I used to be into chocolate rain, but now I’m into golden showers” 🤣🤣

[@LiamsClan]

I love you so much Tom for the past 8 years probably you have been making me laugh so much your humour is amazing and you ARE A GOD

[@leysaphira347]

Why is Elliot's game so strong?? Damn boï

[@theinquisitorjohnston]

Please do this every day i haven't laughed so much in a long time thank you!!

[@humanm3at]

favorite one in awhile

[@mayag8048]

The way Tom said "im into piss" im dying 😂

[@Shazamatazz]

Hully crapfish. I lost my sanity on the last one. Laughed til i choked. 8/10 would believe TZ is into piss again.

[@temmtem2237]

I was watching a part of content where they were just talking about content when this content appeared in my notifications

[@Sykelone]

This is the best #CONTENT to date.

[@xChuChux911Chu]

Please do a part 2 ! Id love to see those that didnt make the final cut lol x

[@Santo_47]

One of the best content episodes x)

[@socialmonster4318]

honestly one of the funniest videos I've watched. ever

[@danMRB]

I desperately need more of this kind of #CONTENT in my life

[@DatBlueVQ]

8:39 Isn't that the chocolate rain guy? "I'm known for singing about chocolate rain. Shit in my mouth"

[@ArtieCarden]

you should do this again im dying watching this lmao

[@rainlemon]

Floralbandito is super cute

[@julesseverein6831]

this gives me so much confidence 🥺🥺🥺

[@PoisonousPen]

“I’m into PISS!!” 😂😂😂😂 Tom, you never fail me 🤣🤣

[@cjfhotshot2838]

Im here because of the flash cosplay