WTF Just Happened? | People Stories

[@RedFoxSkull]

One time when I was in highschool, waiting to catch the bus to the train station, a pigeon was just chilling on the side of the road where the buses pull up. A bus came, and the pigeon wouldn’t move out of the way. The bus driver slowed down and even beeped the horn, I think, to give the bird a chance to move. It didn’t. The bus driver decided to just keep going, and the bird exploded under the front wheel. With a huge pop sound, like a paper bag being popped. Feathers everywhere. I tried not to cry but it was tough. I think that bird was just tired of life and chose to end it.

[@jordan101096]

He was a birderer

[@kanedaku]

Frikkin Death by Suicide pigeons

[@kelliewhyte_85]

Lol literally last weekend my mother and I were in the car going to the shop, she slowed down for a frog. Mind you literally 5 minutes earlier a possum ran out in front of us.

[@kelliewhyte_85]

I would have laughed MY ASS OFF!!!

[@kelliewhyte_85]

@@jordan101096 lol nice one!!

[@DPWFG]

Here are some wtf things from my work: A lady pulled off her weave, putting it on the bench next to her. She then started rubbing her hands up and down her body while staring at my coworker unblinkingly. A man (who looked like he could have been homeless) with a crown of thorns pressed into his head. Yes, there was blood. A woman came up to my till to complain, and in doing so, used a half-eaten chicken bone as a prop to further her point. A girl, early 20’s who, instead of wearing pants, was wearing an upside-down hoodie, she had one leg through an armhole and the other leg through the neck hole. She hit on me and tried to get me to belly dance to Skrillex. Edit: I don't know how I forgot this, maybe because shit like this happens all the time at my work, but someone had to be pulled out of the bathroom for getting plastered on mouth wash

[@habitsrabbit]

Where do you work lol

[@DPWFG]

@@habitsrabbit public transportation

[@doge8825]

1: she was masturbating or some other sexual fantasy 2: Jesus (?) 3: she was eating and that’s what she had in her hands. Trashy but pretty tame compared to the rest of the list. 4: high or drunk

[@janedoe-hq9vn]

That's just fucking weird....

[@DPWFG]

@@doge8825 1- I have no idea; I saw this woman a few times; she carried differently weaves around in a plastic bag. I think she was trying to freak us out 2- that's what I thought, but I later saw him with glitter bukkake all over him 3- found out later that she picked it up from the ground outside the building 4- probably high; she kept talking about trying to get people to "feel the rave."

[@Uncle_Smidge]

This one's cute: I was driving, in full costume, to perform a Little Mermaid party and passed a convertible on the freeway that had been turned into a full-scale Radio Flyer "Little Red Wagon", giant black handle extending along the top of the vehicle and all. The looks of sheer delight and awe we gave each other were priceless.

[@LovleyLemonade]

That sounds cool but did you drive with a fish tail too? Because that sounds like it would be hard to do with your legs strapped together like that.

[@derekmcallister9378]

Seen it a couple times too!!... central Illinois

[@LMCorvinus]

Lmfao I wish I had seen this!!!

[@Uncle_Smidge]

@@LovleyLemonade Sorry for the late reply! It was a pair of scaled leggings that I wore under a walkable tail so I could drive safely, then shimmy into the Tail when I got to the event. :)

[@LovleyLemonade]

@@Uncle_Smidge Very neat.

[@pineapplesyumyum]

I lived in a shit apartment riddled with mice.. one time a mouse ran up my cast iron bed frame jumped onto the string for the blinds and went to run into the blinds and out the crack in the window but it fell and caught itself on a Horizontal bar/embellishment that was across the top of the bed frame it did a flip on the horizontal bar and ran back up to the blinds string and out the crack in the blinds and out the window. All this happens in a flash of a second and right in front of my eyes all I could do is gasp and think to myself that mouse escaped the circus.

[@SolidifiedHoney]

I bet the pregnant ladies babies are siblings.

[@Nefarious_Bread]

Impregnated by the same dude, on some Maury Show shit.

[@meghanmckenzie5273]

When I was in hs two girls got into a fight. The VP and security dragged them into his office, while he was talking to them something was said and the girls go into it again. The VP got in between to stop it and one girl grabbed a pair of scissors to hurt the other but instead ended up stabbing the VP in the back right next to his spine barely missing his kidneys.

[@supercoolyguy]

People please

[@meghanmckenzie5273]

@@supercoolyguy what it was in the late 90s.

[@ariadnefrolich7243]

One of my teachers once said "I can put my arm in-between two guys fighting and they'll stop, but I'll never put my arm in-between two woman fighting because I'll lose the arm". Sounds like the VP learned this lesson the hard way.

[@meghanmckenzie5273]

@@ariadnefrolich7243 yup, he retired after getting out of the hospital.

[@ArcanineEspeon]

@@meghanmckenzie5273 why does "the late 90's" specifically make me wonder if cocaine was involved?

[@connorb.7882]

"the ugly duckling is still ugly on the inside" man come on I wasn't paying enough attention to be caught off guard like that!!

[@thegeth4293]

The 60 year old lady going to the gym and doing nothing is going there to gawk at the young muscular men

[@heartroll8719]

Went to Toronto with my brother and dad. We rode the subway and saw a guy dressed up as Santa Claus and just yelling; it was funny. We just happened to get on the same train as him and he did push ups and some pole dancing. My dad said for us not to laugh 😂 my brother and I were children.

[@101Volts]

You've reminded me of one time. I think it was 2001 or 2002, and as we were driving in Rural Western Pennsylvania, we saw one muscular African American Man who was just on the side of the road doing push ups by his car. I guess he could have been on an extended trip, and maybe he was feeling tired, so he decided to get his circulation up?

[@shrek562]

My whole life is a wtf moment

[@izzywolflover]

Indeed it is bro

[@finneganlong6865]

Yo same

[@delianazare2553]

2:31 Goddamn.....They said their goodbyes at least lol

[@christian10697]

Was driving to work at 7 in the morning. Went down a side road that lead to a 7/11 as a shortcut to avoid the lights. I took notice of a man walking down the same road. Didn't think too much of it until I got closer. Turns out that the man was completely naked with his junk hanging out. As I drive past him he turns to me, smiles, nods, and waves. He did it completely casually as if he wasn't completely exposed. I just continued driving to work completely dumbfounded at what I just saw before my day even began.

[@littleredridinghood3640]

About the bird lady, that’s not entirely uncommon in rural or poor areas. My grandfather would chew peas into a paste to give to the grandkids because thats what they’d do with their kids back in the day. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@laurapomeroy7341]

i actually lookeed for this comment. thank you. some times young people do this for there elderly parents.

[@kelleycondon6504]

I'll bet that kids immune system whose mom was the bird lady was amazing

[@gabriels.1121]

When I was about 7 or 8 I was at my friends apartment and we were pulling into the parking lot when her new neighbors start pulling golden retrievers out of the car. We start counting. 5, then 8, then 12, and finally we counted 18 puppies from the trunk of the SUV, then they open the passenger side door, and both parents come out. We never saw any of the puppies or parents again, but we heard them through the walls. It was so weird

[@beastmaster0934]

Those two dogs must’ve been busy.

[@DanknDerpyGamer]

"Stop choking the chicken... stop choking the chicken..." I... uh... um... 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣

[@PotterBrony82]

Scene: upstate New York, a bunch of drunk guys walking about small town streets. Suddenly one of them runs to a fire hydrant and starts violently humping it. He was dared to by one of his drunk friends. Passerby actually said “what to f***?” I was that drunk guy.

[@dabmaster1233]

Will be kind of cursed, this is episode #666

[@valenciageode25]

Figured so.

[@101Volts]

The number only has _so much_ special meaning. It's not _always_ evil, it's just meant to describe bad government: it was meant to describe one of the Roman Caesars, IIRC, because his name added up to the number equivalent to 666 in Hebrew. Or at least, that's how I've read it.

[@alisterfolson]

That callback to an earlier post at 23:08 had me rolling

[@SippaOne1]

Nobody is going to talk about that poor man under the train after the last kiss to his gf? I cant imagine-

[@jonathanmateus1401]

exactly it sounded like a scene from final destination. i would be traumatized

[@rexureginal5368]

Was watching some sort of intermission dance back then in elementary before a comepetion. One guy failed to do a backflip and flopped to the ground shaking, few meters in front of me. Thought it was part of the act till paramedics were called. Needless to say it scarred me as a kid.

[@jenniferknapp9984]

24:02 What a great post!! Sad for the squirrel, but laughing so hard I have tears. Brilliant!!

[@vladimirenlow4388]

I'm having lunch at a Panera Bread next to a large shopping center. Some guy wearing a leopard-print tunic over black pants dashes by the window where I'm sitting. It makes me suspicious, so I prepare myself to make a break for it if something untoward happens. A few minutes later there's a commotion near the sandwich pickup counter. Leopard Tunic Guy is inside the store, being handcuffed by two cops and making an understandable fuss. From what I overheard, he stole clothes from one of the department stores just outside. All this time I'm thinking, "You wore _that_ to go shoplifting? Way to be subtle about it!"

[@Unknown_1418]

😂😂😂

[@alizamoon6842]

I’ve had a lot of these moments, but the one that comes to mind is when I was little. Me and my cousin were in a park, center of town. There’s an empty portion where we were running through to see who could get to the gazebo first, we were little, about 6 and 7. As we were running he suddenly dropped into a barrel roll; I kept trying running, but questioned if it made him go faster. I saw a flash of brown, and once I turned back my mom was yelling and clutching my little brother. A deer had jumped right over our us, and almost hit my head. Then I turned around to see what happened, when I saw the deer dart down the middle of the downtown street, all of this was right after a parade. We hardly see any deer in town, but if you drive farther out into a wooded area you might.

[@dabmaster1233]

Maybe the duck cheated on the swan

[@insertusernamehere5371]

Maybe

[@spudmuffin2688]

0:45 my guy just had a run-in with the mafia 🤣🤣🤣

[@HackiePuffs]

People stories part 666. Bless you all. 💙💖🙏🏻

[@maxejnar9934]

once we played basketball at a really crappy yard. The ball flies of the small crappy half court far far away like 20-30 meters and is kindda behind the curve. My friend tries hitting the net anyway. It hits the roof behind the net, bounces 3 times across the roof then just behind the net it jumps back out one to the court and perfectly trough the net. Also once we where done fishing we gave a seagull chick 3 whole herring files and this beast of a bird just ate them up like it was nothing. Must have doubled it's weight in less then 15 seconds.

[@kiori223]

I’m sorry, but that deer story had me in tears. I feel so bad for cracking up at that

[@poisontitan9314]

I don't

[@perlnebula972]

19:45 No-one messes with Master Splinter, especially when he's getting dinner for his beloved sons.

[@Myriad.sounds]

The very last story is actually the best lmfao.

[@monicac301]

I was on the light rail on my way to downtown Phoenix when we were stopped because a guy in the same car as me was starting to make a scene. the police woman comes in the car and ask him what he has in his hand, from the looks of it he had something wrapped in a piece of cloth or something. The guy said “whatever will protect me from ‘them.’” It was never clear who he was trying to run from but sure enough he was detained and he had a gun. It was a def wtf moment for me, I was almost in a shoot out in a train car full of people and a maniac. I’m from the ghetto, I witnessed a lot so I developed somewhat a stomach of steel. But never would I imagine witnessing a maniac with a gun.

[@potatokitty]

That one with the chickens. Hahahahaha literally wtf... like what leads you to deciding to do that?

[@dgaller06]

9:58 The reason you don't take those bikes is because you don't steal from people who have to be arrested at gun point by the police.

[@Neillan]

That cousin is a certified *madlad!*

[@skurblord3401]

Apparently the only thing worse than a car alarm that won't shut up is fruit salemen...

[@dabmaster1233]

The music also kind of matches the video

[@jamielaporte6967]

My coworker found a wren on the ground, breathing but not moving. I put it under a nearby tree, and decided if it hadn't flown away by the time I got off, I'd take care of it. I came out 30 minutes later to give it some water and found a grackle bird pecking it's brains out. Like literally a chunk of it's brain was next to it. It twitched for a minute before it died. Still kinda scarred honestly.

[@abw1317]

23:00 is the funniest thing in this video lol

[@augustkipp6070]

Ignore that it's episode 666

[@angiecat845]

8:15. Doesn't cover mammal damage? But humans are mammals.

[@kanedaku]

Any story that has chicken being spouted so often is a story I like!

[@jackidemchak4863]

Most WTF moment I've seen so far is a squirrel beat the shit out of a baby in a stroller over a cookie. You can see some crazy shit on college campuses.

[@writersinc.3567]

1:56 Similar thing happened to me. I got off the train, but the loose loop of my sleeve got caught in the door. I had to walk and then run with the train while I tried to get the loop off the door of the moving train. Had I not been able to detangle from the door, I would've had a fate similar to the guy. Not the first time I almost died, either.

[@brookethole9058]

0:40 reminds me of my dads accident but he didn’t get run over. Him and his bike slid for 1/4 of a mile before stopping

[@neutralqueen1084]

If anyone is wondering "Gardaí" are the Irish police

[@hededcdn]

Sounds stabby in Ireland

[@reallyseriously7020]

The fog gets really bad where I live. Late one night I'm driving home on the freeway. Terrible fog but I have to get home. Driving slower than normal with windows down to listen for traffic. I see blinking lights ahead in the road. Thinking it was a tow truck I stopped, in the middle of the freeway. Crept forward until I see a car stopped in the road with flashers on. I got out to see if he needed help. He says he couldnt see anything so he stopped driving. On the freeway. Nothing wrong with the car. I told him to move the car and got the frick out of there before I got hit. This was 25 years ago and I still wonder what happened to him. You haven't lived until you've driven in almost zero visibility and had to listen for traffic at intersections. It's a white knuckle experience.

[@musicstudio3700]

Thumbnail is perfect

[@imissmygoats298]

👍YES👍 I've been waiting for this thread !!! Thanx🤙

[@Thomas_Winters]

Homeless looking man suggested that I take off my shoes and frolic in the ditch behind the bus stop. Man didn’t even get on the bus.

[@malayshamorgan3918]

Literally just every fight that happened throughout middle/highschool

[@TheMontereyJack]

“Bird attacks it’s prey like it ha done for centuries” *people who never leave their computer* “omg I saw the most wtf moment today and saw a squirrel get ate by a hawk! It’s almost like that’s how life works!” SMH.

[@ckoritko]

Why is one in the chamber? So the tool meant to save your life can do so expediently and without preparation. When every second matters, the police are only minutes away. Don’t be a victim.

[@BASEDacid5150]

Saw a sheriff with lights on speeding run into a deer head on. The deer stumbled down my steep driveway and fall over and over . The sheriff gets out walks swiftly to where the deer was lying and shot it in the head and said I'll be back for this later and walked away.

[@hededcdn]

Makes sense

[@derrickscott9469]

One cold winter day, I exited a corner store to find a homeless guy taking big steaming dump right there on the sidewalk. This was a high foot traffic city street during lunch rush hours. We locked eyes for second but said nothing. Then the smell hit me and I walked away.

[@brannvalravn4280]

Saw a woman jump from the Scots monument in Edinburgh. I was just leaving TK Max, with my ex and our friends. Scots Monument is a suicide how spot.

[@AmagiFaker]

0:42 But wait....it gets worse

[@mitchallen174]

Last year I had a job at a gas station/car wash. It was one of those really fancy ones and it had a crew that would dry your car or polish it up after the wash. One shift, they had me running the carwash entrance selling car washes as people drove up. A really pretty girl around my age pulls up and she seems stressed. She gets out and walks over to me and asks if our wash can clean all the blood off her car. I laughed assuming it was a joke until she showed me a massive blood splatter, starting from the front left tire stretching down about halfway down her car. She claimed it was a deer and I just left it at that

[@kg-xq8kx]

Squirrel 🐿 doing squirrel 🐿 things

[@someonespecia123]

That last story

[@VRDejaVu]

17:00 i just "love" the moral high horse...

[@Trollamollex]

Moral high horse? The dude was angry at the guy for not being sharp. Stupid to think that being a bit dull is deserving of getting shot at but the guy should indeed be angry because he is forced into the position where he has to open fire on people who might accidentally wander into them like that. I wouldn't want to be the guy put into that position while feeling lots of empathy for the innocent dumb guy I just shot up. Terrible ass situation which shouldn't even exist but I don't think the dude is trying to take the moral high ground. Just venting his anger about almost killing Innocent people for an easily avoidable misunderstanding. They need to get out of there already.

[@VRDejaVu]

@@Trollamollex its writen in a way like he has a god given right to be a payed murderer on other people countries thats why its a moral high horse. Btw, he isnt forced into any position. If you have morals (not religious morals, actual ones) you wouldnt accept being a "murderer for hire". There is always a choice and when it comes to murdering inocents or going to jail most people are just plain cowards and chose to be murderers. He made that choice and thinks he has the right to be angry at someone that doesnt follow his instructions...

[@Trollamollex]

@@VRDejaVu You can believe what you want about the military (yeah they are being immoral because of our leadership), but I think you need to read the story again. Ignore the soldiers side of the story and concentrate on the civilian. Military has stopped traffic. There is probably visible damage behind them. You, as a civilian there, KNOW the situation between this military and your country. You go up to this military, which is dealing with a possible attempted attack, and you show unwavering courage to approach them. Despite their drawn weapons and attempts to get you to stop, you continue Don't view this through "good and evil" because that is noob. Be smart. View this through context and *physics*. This dude was asking to be in an extremely bad situation. The military will shoot half the traffic down before risking one of their own. The military would be "bad" for being there in the first place and taking out innocent civilians, collateral damage or not. But the one that you scream at, the one that you call a dumbass for not assessing their situation, that's clearly the civilian. You can't put up a good argument against that without reaching for the code of ethics.

[@VRDejaVu]

@@Trollamollex lol i love how you stretched what i said to imply i said, or meant, something else. I meant exactly what i said in this specific situation. Any conclusion that you may have that is not writen on my comment comes from your head.

[@Trollamollex]

@@VRDejaVu You said that he solider felt that he was in a moral high horse. In the sense that he was not being a dumbass, yes, he was in the right. So I guess you're right.

[@alexandracontreras6058]

I got a Discovery ad about a new Onision documentary coming out in the middle of the video. My wtf of the day.

[@ANTAlex-pe9li]

The time a saw a man in a wheelchair go about 40 miles per hour down a hill

[@jessel8801]

I love the creepy music that plays even when something funny happened!

[@GregNixon]

Tried to google that Mary Lou Retton attack at the mall, but was unable to find any results

[@andy9118]

Iron Maiden approves of the number

[@rxbiluhvrp]

I was sleeping, I woke up to watch Strike Back but then I heard “GET OUT OF MY DAMN HOUSE!” I checked the front later and there was no one there. I was thinking it can’t be my mom cause she doesn’t cuss much, I have a lot of hallucinations but to me this is the strangest one.

[@robincharles7057]

I didn't see while it happened, but right before my driveway a month or two ago a woman crashed her car. She survived but when the paramedics showed up she started getting upset that her husband would be mad at her for wrecking the car...then out of nowhere she reached in, got a gun, and shot herself before the paramedics could do anything. I didnt see it, but I worry a lot about how that will effect those paramedics for the rest of their lives. My dad was a paramedic and I know some of the stuff he saw still haunts him.

[@daisyjoy242]

Why did she kill herself, and why would that her first response

[@robincharles7057]

@@daisyjoy242 I honestly don't know, and have gone back and forth wondering whether it was shock or if she was already planning on doing something already and just moved up her plans because she couldn't handle dealing with it. I know she kept repeating "he's going to kill me" regarding her partner who wasn't with her at the time, so I wonder if it could have been his car that she was afraid of his reaction? It's just sad all around, and I can't imagine how the paramedics felt, getting there and being relieved she was okay after the wreck and then having her kill herself right in front of them. 😔💔

[@izzywolflover]

Saw a dog get hit by a parked car. The dog saw the car coming down the road and stupidly started running down the street towards it. The driver saw the dog (a pug) and stopped completely. The dog kept going until she ran into the front of the car and got knocked backwards. The dog ran home and the confused drive left

[@MauveMimi]

I love how people reference past stories lol

[@tabora_]

It was possibly the best day of my life. In high school my first time I was r^ped, and I didn't report it bc I was just terrified of the situation. Long story short he ended up going to my school, and It was breakfast so a lot of students were in the cafeteria just hanging out before homeroom. I heard a huge smack behind me and shuffing of tables (our tables had the seats connected to them). I looked behind me, and that asshole was getting his ass HANDED to him. I recorded him getting pulled off by the R.O, and I thanked the guy that fought him. I cried the best tears that day seeing him get cuffed. Even if it wasn't what I hoped it was for. I hope to never ever see him again, he's tormented me for years and I haven't even seen his face irl since then.

[@user-wj5cx2zp7v]

I have seen a passed out drunk with a kebab in an open container in his hand - a squirrel was standing on his knee eating kebab meat out of the box, whilst the other drunk people crouch down and take pictures with their phones. I of course did not have a camera phone at the time...

[@deluxec5856]

I have a video on my phone of a squirrel eating a piece of pizza on top of a trash can. Lol

[@user-bw4rz1fn4m]

I remember one time when my dad got mad at my sister because she was dating someone. I didnt understand why he was getting so mad at her until I realized that she was dating her cousin. But my sister didnt know she was dating her cousin. And then my dad told her that some of the cousins family members beat up my aunt and tried to kill my uncle when my mom and dad were teenagers. I have a messed up family.

[@ThomasFarquhar2]

4:40 NO WAY A PLACE SERVING CHICKEN, KILLS CHICKENS????????

[@reptilelover2129]

0:17 Well that's a new sentence

[@Shadowshonor1]

That car miss hap reminds me of something that happened to me. I use to drive a ford torus and walked up to a car the same make and model as my car and unlocked it started it up and looked around. Noticing stuff in the sits and on the dashboard that was not my stuff look out the windshield and saw my car just a little ways away. Basic said o crap turned off the car walk to my car and pretended it never happened. lol

[@macpurdy]

For the algorithm and the channel.

[@Kijulianng]

I hate when people say that this place or that place murders chickens. ITS A FRIED CHICKEN PLACE WTF DID YOU EXPECT

[@bradyn524]

The chickens are not even killed there just cooked they get butchered in a plant.

[@kelleycondon6504]

I live in Seattle!!!

[@hededcdn]

Sorry?

[@Meela9088]

Funnily enough, I made a comic kind of similar to the first story in my teens

[@ArcanineEspeon]

I still got a question. Was the leash around the hipster's frank and beans, or the dog's frank and beans?

[@nixonsprguy3629]

The commercials are really upsetting when you are stxned

[@kendoruslink7017]

Okay I laughed at the story about the man and the kitten just because of the comment

[@tampenismall2195]

Some guy got his throat slashed looking for help. I work as a night security guard at a condo

[@thenextbondvillainklaussch3266]

2:20 we have a winner .......... What the literal F**k ..... Jesus , that was hard to listen too ........

[@spg1794]

hello as a high acuity mental health worker i could talk for days, weeks on the subject and only 2% would be believable

[@braxtonmontgomery1668]

Why didn't the cousin of the last one just scream "cops!" Instead of calling them??

[@vaporwave2345]

*My life.*

[@hasturthekinginyellow5003]

A girl jump in front of a train, it was friday and i was totally exhausted after a long week of final exams, i see her; a petite short haired brunnete, i remember thinking she was really pretty and she just walk towards the rails and jumped, i saw how her body became red jelly. The thing that really make me said WTF was that the first thought i has after the jump was that i just wanted to go home and she Made It a lot more difficult

[@nicholasnguyen5181]

I saw my cousin’s diaper dropping and sagging from them pooping their diapers… . Never knew diapers can do that

[@Unknown-3455gamer]

1:38 this story sum up final destination

[@benslater4997]

2:36 from the creators of death note, death sandwich

[@nasirgoldman2475]

For the kid dressed like a banana story, i think the kid thought he was peely(character from Fortnite)

[@tabora_]

9:18 so are bullsharks.....

[@thenextbondvillainklaussch3266]

4:44 Im sorry but she will not stop me choking the chicken ... no matter what she says ........ i will happily choke the chicken , till im dead or it falls off ............ Oh wait ? she means actual chickens.......

[@MackRangerPower]

Imagine kissing someone one second and watching them die the next

[@Unknown-3455gamer]

Final destination momento

[@ripkendavis1570]

What is the background sound effects called? Where can I get it

[@ivoryowl]

Omg that first one... xDD

[@wesisthebest8350]

Crab man