My Favorite Genius Lyric Cards

[@XavierBronxHaloFernandez]

PART 4 WILL BE DROPPING IN APRIL. IF YOU WANT TO SEND SOME GENIUS LYRIC CARDS IN, PLEASE JOIN MY DISCORD SERER AND SEND IT THERE: discord.com/invite/BzHMRksFBU WATCH PART 2 HERE: kzbin.info/www/bejne/b2imp2Rmod2UfM0si=AoHwdfG4QWNl1GVv The intro music is called Mordorator Madness by BronxHalo and C418 if you were wondering, which you could listen to the full song here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/nKTQhot8raqGiqssi=ftpTrv6YrXIlRcIn and the instrumental here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fny8qWxtnJ6bfZYsi=dhxJui7SFMo5lg3I

[@JoeysMurederer]

This was my idea for submitting genius lyric cards

[@fauxdude9756]

1:49 bro rappin off Wikipedia 😭😭😭

[@maxumunum1926]

A tax is a compulsory financial charge or some other type of levy imposed on a taxpayer (an individual or legal entity) by a governmental organization in order to collectively fund government spending, public expenditures, or as a way to regulate and reduce negative externalities.[1] Tax compliance refers to policy actions and individual behaviour aimed at ensuring that taxpayers are paying the right amount of tax at the right time and securing the correct tax allowances and tax relief.[2] The first known taxation took place in Ancient Egypt around 3000-2800 BC.[3] Taxes consist of direct or indirect taxes and may be paid in money or as its labor equivalent. All countries have a tax system in place, in order to pay for public, common societal, or agreed national needs and for the functions of government. Some countries levy a flat percentage rate of taxation on personal annual income, but most scale taxes are progressive based on brackets of annual income amounts. Most countries charge a tax on an individual's income as well as on corporate income. Countries or subunits often also impose wealth taxes, inheritance taxes, estate taxes, gift taxes, property taxes, sales taxes, use taxes, environmental taxes, payroll taxes, duties and/or tariffs. It is also possible to levy a tax on tax, as with a gross receipts tax. In economic terms (circular flow of income), taxation transfers wealth from households or businesses to the government. This has effects on economic growth and economic welfare that can be both increased (known as fiscal multiplier) or decreased (known as excess burden of taxation). Consequently, taxation is a highly debated topic by some, as although taxation is deemed necessary by general consensus in order for society to function and grow in an orderly and equitable manner through the government provision of public goods and public services,[4][5][6][7] others such as libertarians and anarcho-capitalists are anti-taxation and denounce taxation broadly or in its entirety, classifying taxation as theft or extortion through coercion along with the use of force. Within market economies, taxation is considered as the most viable option to operate the government (instead of widespread state ownership of the means of production), as taxation enables the government to generate revenue without heavily interfering with the market and private businesses; taxation preserves the efficiency and productivity of the private sector by allowing individuals and businesses to make their own economic decisions, engage in flexible production, competition and innovation as a result of market forces. Certain countries function as tax havens by imposing minimal taxes on the personal income of individuals and on corporate income. These tax havens attract capital from abroad whilst resulting in loss of tax revenues within other non-haven countries (through base erosion and profit shifting). Legal and economic definitions of taxes differ, such that many transfers to governments are not considered taxes by economists. For example, some transfers to the public sector are comparable to prices. Examples include tuition at public universities and fees for utilities provided by local governments. Governments also obtain resources by "creating" money and coins (for example, by printing bills and by minting coins), through voluntary gifts (for example, contributions to public universities and museums), by imposing penalties (such as traffic fines), by borrowing and confiscating criminal proceeds. From the view of economists, a tax is a non-penal, yet compulsory transfer of resources from the private to the public sector, levied on a basis of predetermined criteria and without reference to specific benefits received. In modern taxation systems, governments levy taxes in money; but in-kind and corvée taxation are characteristic of traditional or pre-capitalist states and their functional equivalents. The method of taxation and the government expenditure of taxes raised is often highly debated in politics and economics. Tax collection is performed by a government agency such as the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) in the United States, His Majesty's Revenue and Customs (HMRC) in the United Kingdom, the Canada Revenue Agency or the Australian Taxation Office. When taxes are not fully paid, the state may impose civil penalties (such as fines or forfeiture) or criminal penalties (such as incarceration) on the non-paying entity or individual.[9] The levying of taxes aims to raise revenue to fund governing, to alter prices in order to affect demand, or to regulate some form of cost or benefit. States and their functional equivalents throughout history have used the money provided by taxation to carry out many functions. Some of these include expenditures on economic infrastructure (roads, public transportation, sanitation, legal systems, public security, public education, public health systems), military, scientific research & development, culture and the arts, public works, distribution, data collection and dissemination, public insurance, and the operation of government itself. A government's ability to raise taxes is called its fiscal capacity. When expenditures exceed tax revenue, a government accumulates government debt. A portion of taxes may be used to service past debts. Governments also use taxes to fund welfare and public services. These services can include education systems, pensions for the elderly, unemployment benefits, transfer payments, subsidies and public transportation. Energy, water and waste management systems are also common public utilities. According to the proponents of the chartalist theory of money creation, taxes are not needed for government revenue, as long as the government in question is able to issue fiat money. According to this view, the purpose of taxation is to maintain the stability of the currency, express public policy regarding the distribution of wealth, subsidizing certain industries or population groups or isolating the costs of certain benefits, such as highways or social security.[10]

[@HappySmilingDog-d7u]

@@maxumunum1926🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@4ndr00med4]

"The definition of punk according to Google is: "A worthless person, often used as a general term of abuse." - Lil Darkie, "PUNK!"

[@prick3d952]

​@@maxumunum1926bars

[@morfeyy-]

You know what's crazy is that you can't tell him he ain't spittin facts cause that's literally what he's doing 💯💯💯

[@MoolsDogTwoOfficial]

1:35 Every suicide hotline be like

[@seal123]

When they don’t get pay

[@yosekien-.-]

1:49 System Of A Down songs mid-verse be like

[@emnisarey1178]

PLLSSSSS

[@388C4CGREEN]

They’re tryna build a prison

[@ludotau9077]

​@@388C4CGREEN for you and me to live in

[@k-boi420]

@@388C4CGREEN For you and me to live in

[@kentuckycryptid]

​@@388C4CGREEN(electric guitars)

[@smaaron_j_46]

5:28 - 5:38 Tyler vents about his gay frustrations, then Canibus challenges him to an ass eating competition for old times sake

[@amdie_susus]

Truly the story of all time

[@thePersonoyt]

2:34 - 2:44 Op vents about his gay frustrations

[@2020-blocky]

1:49 - 2:04 2 Chainz and Jay Prince talk about having to pay money, but Kid Cudi doesn't like being reminded of taxes and bills, and Kanye tries to cheer them up, unsuccessfully

[@GoatedKanye1]

5:51 why is Kanye west obsessed with among us 💀

[@capperbuns]

Idk, but it funny as shii

[@MrPoggerss]

That came out in 2005 soo

[@GoatedKanye1]

@@MrPoggerss fair

[@TygerHillis]

@@MrPoggerssSo did Among Us

[@dagtheking5739]

@@MrPoggerssBitch, you came out in 2005.

[@jmssnetto]

2:07 Chief Keef you had one job

[@HelperBot]

Yeah the whole song was about not losing bruh

[@morfeyy-]

2:34-2:43 the sequence segwaying from rappers saying gay shit into pop smoke questioning the fabric of life itself

[@FonutYT]

That sequence is hilarious asf

[@diegordi1394]

The previous verse makes it look like J Hus is apologizing to Dababy for cucking him and the latter replying to him.

[@morfeyy-]

​@@diegordi1394j Hus was TWEAKIN with that verse

[@voxeln00b]

it’s even funnier because pop smoke is also part of the gay streak itself

[@qwertyiuwg4uwtwthn]

and the kanye black ball line right after *chefs kiss*

[@SomerandomShmuck]

2:43 Pop Smoke is me rn bruh 😭

[@blaghgames5050]

Especially after 5 consecutive gay bars 😭

[@christiansaunders5421]

FELLAS IS GAY 🗣️

[@deletdis6173]

RIP

[@zubin7473]

@@blaghgames5050what’s wrong with being gay?

[@blaghgames5050]

@@zubin7473 Nothin wrong with that, just thought it was a funny observation

[@FunnyValentineRE4L]

2:01 I mean.... he's not wrong

[@Skovul]

i said that out loud than see this comment right after lmao

[@FunnyValentineRE4L]

​@@Skovulikr????

[@Kendrick_Lamar_Real]

0:59 hes not wrong either🤨🤝

[@Leon_ardo008]

"I mean.... he's not wrong" 🤓🤓🤓, like please shut the fuck up 😭😭🙏🏾

[@Leon_ardo008]

That still doesn't change the fact that this lyric is weird lmao 😂

[@jimmybjonesjr]

4:40 this line right after 3 racist bars 💀

[@vixenlover2369]

3:55 sound like some shit they play in ads.

[@lukelyall5879]

India*

[@thenamsy]

@@lukelyall5879 Indian ads*

[@TheBigG4]

2:22 PEAK ARTIST IM CRYING TEARS OF JOY 😭😭😭

[@seal123]

Relatable

[@Spooked4Life]

DOES YUNO MILES HAVE COMPETITION 🤯🤯🥶🥶🔥 🔥

[@goblin_gurl]

NOT THE EXCITEMENT WHEN HE ADMITS TO TRYING TO HANG HIMSELF I CAN’T-

[@leighasbell3624]

⁠@@Spooked4LifeYes, because Teejay is actually funny and doesn't A. rap off beat or B. do that intentional voice crack thing.

[@Spooked4Life]

@@leighasbell3624 😗

[@legotendo]

2:18 drake really said "the nerve, the audacity" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@TheGardiner]

After that, he smelled a delicious pie and started to float towards it

[@crashwebb4715]

"Tensions is definitely rising"

[@ronny2shoes]

That whole diss was fire 🔥 😂 Drake is really that dude. I can’t even hate at this point.

[@saklasnabal42069]

The Kendrick and Drake beef basically

[@alejandrolautarovargasmena6649]

"OH GOSH GOLLY"

[@GModBMXer]

The dynamic duo verses being shown so often is warranted. Those were the most out of pocket lines I ever heard

[@Lxrzo]

"My girl was on her period i told her open legs now!"

[@morfeyy-]

Idk cause it was obviously on purpose

[@Abos1357]

It sounds like yuno miles

[@morfeyy-]

@@Abos1357 its the michigan style of rapping... so yea.

[@chrxstt]

@@Abos1357yeah yuno stole that crazy bar shi lasher quan an og

[@yaro_fortwenty]

2:02 kanye was so real with that!🗣🗣🗣

[@prince_bharath1595]

2:06 you had only one job Sosa

[@horrayiguess]

It’s in the damn title 😭😭😭

[@chill5730]

1:08 "I had a dream, a wet one"

[@patrickracer43]

0:37 that "the fuc-" was goated

[@GuilhermeMoura-tx4lv]

2:43 My honest reaction

[@K3NNYR4CC00N]

3:58 ngl i felt that

[@book_roblox]

That was tough on Kid Cudi fr

[@Kaizo_Aka_Wesley]

7:02 this aged terribly

[@zawrator4457]

2:19

[@seal123]

Perfectly

[@Kaizo_Aka_Wesley]

@@seal123 well… perfectly for Kendrick, not so perfectly for Drake

[@theocanonoy8691]

And on the only great song from Scary Hours II none the less

[@xtrm2009]

lmaoooooooooooo

[@alejandrochavez8208]

05:19-05:24 Ye sent one back LMAO

[@PinkydaFunky]

4:47-4:52 I love the transition here cause it makes it sound like Tyler Joseph caught COVID-19 from NLE Choppa lmao

[@SteeZy644]

4:52 And then the NBA played no games bc of Covid

[@narch1]

Glad I'm not the only one that thought like this🤣🤣

[@Spartan122S]

I feel like that was done on purpose lmao

[@Coolquip43]

​@@SteeZy644and it shows Rudy Gobert who was one of the first high profile cases with Covid

[@Swegmen_P]

2:38 smoke got a point

[@trethetree]

0:58 WHAT WAS THAT BIGGIE?!

[@tofoo1]

Lol wait til u find out what his friend gutta does

[@pgg-i4c]

and p diddy@@tofoo1

[@sandenson]

Gotta give his compliments to the chef

[@dagtheking5739]

Diddy from South Park and JJBA: “Ye😼”

[@Diggy22]

0:17 This was a funny story: Curtiss King is a producer who does KZbin tutorials on beatmaking and how to make money from it. That "Why didn't you pay for this beat though?" is his sound tag for his beat demos. Kodak Black put the tag in his beat and wrote a rebuttal. Curtiss found that shit funny as hell and posted it on his channel 😂

[@KOSHIFROMTHEROC]

Only Kodak would get away with that shit lmao

[@OfficiallyMaidenless]

Knowing the back story genuinely makes that 100x more funny hahahaha

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

2:18 Drake the type of guy to tell his students “I’m absolutely appalled, I have no words to describe this class’ behavior”

[@toastersinbathtubs]

He’s so appalled, spalding balls

[@Releven1]

The out of nowhere Kendrick scream into Kodak Black saying he's autistic killed me. 💀

[@n0xturn_]

2:34 to 2:43 is a chain of pictures that i will never forget

[@kothen4994]

7:04 *excuse me?*

[@pablodepe1027]

Now it all makes sense

[@MaverixWondrs]

He ain't beating the allegations

[@dagtheking5739]

@@pablodepe1027It been made sense, dildo.

[@Goz969]

He meant it as in "10/10", but still sounds insane out of context. 💀

[@grizzfallen4388]

i love the extremely excited delivery of finding a crackhead tryna have his way with a raccoon, followed by the disclosure of attempted suicide in the bathroom afterwards. beautifully ludicrous sequences of events

[@dtraversodt]

😅😅 facts happiness to sudden sadness

[@DiegoPray-g7o]

Defo a reddit yapper

[@AR15andGOD]

2:52 what does that even mean lmao

[@HappySmilingDog-d7u]

Yeah , saying u green like Shrek is lot more relatable

[@ChrisToons-e9f]

Gun Store or Lord Farquaad

[@leighasbell3624]

⁠@@ChrisToons-e9fPretty sure he was referring to "I'm smoking dope, feel like Lord Farquaad".

[@Cboko]

1:50 man i feel that

[@frankfoster5157]

Feels like I’m in class

[@rupturedtides4831]

Flocabuary ass bar

[@civicmimiv]

"Ayo bro, can you tell what taxes are?"

[@Bobcat205]

2 Chainz reading Wikipedia

[@Fel1xinho]

7:10 real

[@STOPSYPHER]

1:25 cmon that sosa bar goes hard

[@zackyzackyzacky1]

1:56 This one is the most relatable.

[@SirDucky2000]

half of early tyler’s discography could be in here

[@aarondx3764]

Teejay is like the original Yuno miles😭.

[@evanmeirweber]

if you think Yuno Miles is talented then 6ix9ine makes classics

[@aarondx3764]

@@evanmeirweber Who said anything about talent?

[@evanmeirweber]

@@aarondx3764 teejayx6 and kasher quon are talented and funny at the same time, Yuno is just plain annoying

[@aarondx3764]

@@evanmeirweber If you say so boss.

[@ethankennedykemwashere3360]

@@evanmeirweber I'm really struggling to find who asked.

[@tyrkun1624]

7:02... He's not beating the allegations

[@varlaamthecreator4325]

This aged superbly well 😭

[@burningdeaddoge]

Meet the graham’s

[@oux4422]

4:16 i WeNt To ThA DoCtA hE lOoKeD aT mY dIcK aNd hE sAiD i GoT rAbIeS!! Funny afff💀

[@vitorx4]

0:45 EAT MY ASPARAGUS ‼️‼️💥💥

[@ionescucatalina3612]

Onee-san(Myoko): More like AspAra-Aragus

[@FranciscoJosé-i6x]

And i'm asking her

[@ichoosemeimsorry]

7:03 someone send this to kendrick

[@diorgasmask]

3:32 …with kids 💀

[@TheBigG4]

1:49 BRO WTF IM DYING RIGHT NOW 💀💀💀

[@storrap_Lol]

2 chanz really wants his young fans to prepare for the future🙂🙂

[@movagalbastomp]

5:38 this will go hard in 256,006 A.C.

[@cxttoncandy_skies4771]

2:38 THE CLIP PLACEMENT 😭😭

[@FonutYT]

Ikrr

[@sminhas38]

I just noticed that you used "😭" in your comment, I don't know what the sadness is but I'll support and wish the best for you, stay strong my brother and never give up on your dreams.

[@epictoast]

​@@sminhas38😭 has basically replaced 😂 or 🤣

[@sminhas38]

@@epictoast ik it was a joke

[@epictoast]

@@sminhas38 i was about to ask "is this a joke" but didn't wanna seem rude lmao

[@tobyv6087]

7:02 is crazy I never even realized Drakesaid that

[@NathanTheCreatorYT]

the real lyric is "and they tens"

[@ziyolore2008]

Drake aint bearing the allegations regardless

[@bluntweaponenjoyer]

FORESHADOWING

[@kashikoisakai9201]

@@NathanTheCreatorYTregular drake attorney 💀✋

[@pennywarms]

1:17 ice spice?

[@unattractive2women]

The original

[@ionescucatalina3612]

You're not even the fart

[@BeagleBageler]

NASCAR ALOE? Interesting…

[@wybertoidsunite]

7:02 subtle foreshadowing

[@icedoutleeko4538]

I’m so glad you included “eat my asparagus” cause I remember thinking “wtf Kendrick?!” 🤣

[@JustAnotherNamelessGuy]

Cant a man encourage healthy eating?

[@-Z-th2rq]

5:13 me updating the discord group chat on my current activities

[@PureColumbianCocainum1949]

0:27 this had me dying the first time i heard it

[@ziyolore2008]

6:55 Amazing lyrics from the GOAT, K-Dot

[@frost6916]

0:58 🗣️🗣️ *Edit: 6:37 aged terribly bro 😭

[@no1694]

1:51 taught me more then american education system ever did

[@MythicRanger2401]

4:19 it's worth mentioning that these are the only lyrics in that song

[@coems2874]

2:22 teejay is so funny my god 😭

[@Killbayne]

the way he says it too

[@Aric_EPU]

4:32 Having the “Regional At Best” version in here is so strange.

[@DepisTV]

its vey epic tho

[@idontknowwhoiambutthesexgoeson]

2:16 p!atd jumpscare

[@LZisONLINE]

Therapist: Alright that’ll be $47.59 *card declines* Therapist: 1:35

[@willowwisp4307]

5:01 was Kendrick when Drake kept going after him despite his warnings

[@STOPSYPHER]

“A B C D E F G-Wagon” 😂

[@dtraversodt]

😊😅😅 I'm just gonna say that fast for no reason in front of family

[@grantwilliams2650]

6:34 shit killed me

[@MSnow-pu4qs]

Yeah, and?

[@BeagleBageler]

@@MSnow-pu4qsMe and Justin Bieber fuck

[@TOSKA-c6b]

@@MSnow-pu4qsno… he’s dead now. It killed him. RIP big bro ☝🏻

[@Josh_From_Carlos_and_JoshYT]

6:05 actually kinda deep though. not really but yeah

[@Nixel420]

Josh wtf are you doing here

[@Josh_From_Carlos_and_JoshYT]

@@Nixel420 your mother, obviously

[@fundude6127]

2chainz just straight read the definition of taxes

[@Lilahk5222]

even kendrick says $40 is $40

[@hoseinmz645]

Out of context, that whole verse is sus af🤣🤣

[@dtraversodt]

😅😅

[@riverscuomo7140]

1:15 the transition from Bobby to All I Want In Life is so good and for what

[@RickyPWiiSports]

2:57 This is my favorite too

[@Nutshacklover69]

Imitated Pekka laugh for no reason

[@snfriedm]

4:45 - 4:52 a story in 7 seconds

[@shimsham9113]

1:38 hes litrally me moment

[@charlesbradshaw5183]

3:54 when you're happy you enjoy the music. when you're sad you understand the lyrics. 😞

[@lenoragomez5468]

0:38 “Turned on the lights and you see roaches in our cereal”🥣 😁 “What the fu-“ 💀

[@diorgasmask]

3:39 This was my alarm for school in high school 😂😂

[@ShivanshEdla]

As a freshman this year, I might need to use this 😂

[@LucidMlem]

4:56 I love the combination of these two

[@ndhart3213]

that followed up with rest in pee makes it better

[@BBLdrizzy3334]

6:35 eminem is wild for this one💀

[@CATINATOR_69]

4:06 trippin

[@PXS176]

5:48 Very Lore accurate

[@HappySmilingDog-d7u]

He gay?

[@marthakagehara]

5:28 I DONT THINK THATS THE MOST QUESTIONABLE LYRIC ON SARAH..

[@Bumbly_Vee]

1:33 Iconic lol

[@willsy444]

I lost it at 1:48 😂😂😂😂

[@ionescucatalina3612]

3:24 true

[@plabcentral630]

This whole video could be dynamic duo and other teejay songs

[@DarthGonk378]

yeah

[@qwertyiuwg4uwtwthn]

5:33 no but why does this actually sound good 💀 Edit: just listened too most of canibus's discography he's so damn underrated. and fuck LL for black balling him

[@jayfromnyc0961]

3:40 that has to be from experience Kendrick

[@cameron-xm4hg]

2:39 well thar cardi line rlly aged well

[@justjavilol]

4:44 ayo?

[@FonutYT]

Lmfaooo

[@etrandex6407]

0:41 same guy who made TPAB 😭

[@isdisgudnam]

Eat my asparagus is so fucking funny for absolutely NO reason 😭🤣😂

[@TheOfficialRobotGrainBar]

1:10 Bro think he Jesse Pinkman

[@gabrielchristiano1994]

4:54 is actuallly a bar tho

[@Im_NotSue]

4:56 nicki kind of ate up this line tbh

[@Eldrich09]

2:43 Same Pop, same…

[@Risk4Cheesits]

7:02 did NOT age well one bit 😭

[@N_DAnimationEnthusiast]

2:15 Wasn’t expecting PATD!

[@Vv27118]

6:57 we know kodak we know son

[@knock.2923]

1:24 will be my all time favorite verse

[@zuulwav]

The toaster strudel one got me

[@levitheguy6086]

It was the only one that made me laugh 😂

[@JustAnotherNamelessGuy]

Can’t even enjoy a toaster strudel these days smh.

[@nedaj_1]

Dynamic duo has so much wilder vereses in there too lol 2:23

[@francreeps4509]

You should have included the verse that followed the canibus one which makes it a lot funnier: "And if you really wanna show off, we can get it on live in front of the cameras on your own sitcom"

[@Poot-da-doot]

5:21 missed the best part “but i’m not too good at that shiiiiit”