Xenoblade Chronicles 3 : Never Ending Game

Dunkydunky has to find the xenosword from anime, but watch out for the alphabet.
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[@realsalmon2055]

As a British person, I can confirm that we say “whoa, I got a rare doodah right here” every time we pick something up

[@adrianpadin1840]

I think you mean "Whoa, aye goh a reh doo dah rah heh"

[@Micolash_is_behind_you]

very gov'na

[@AdmiralValdemar]

Oi, you got a loicence for that there doodah?

[@hexxidelux6224]

Sounds more Aussie to me. But you guys share a Queen, so... same thing?

[@dosboss7589]

They should definitely make more anime with British voice actors, I love it lol

[@Bimbus225]

This game really makes you FEEL like British people are real

[@fiammaorsmth9840]

Thank god they aren't.

[@IcyDiamond]

Can’t believe Elmo is the one behind Morbius and now British people have to stop him

[@Ayteo.]

No one here sounds like that😭

[@walter4180]

@@Ayteo. idk eunies pretty on point

[@neok1yte494]

nah lad we're figments of your imagination

[@yomms2395]

"is elmo the villain of this game?" I'm actually dying that was way too funny

[@dr.cloud1258]

bet cookie monster will be in the sequel

[@bridgetmoran3800]

Nah, its DRACULA

[@orionsong1624]

@@dr.cloud1258 Why? He already played Xord in the first game

[@rabiez_luvr6910]

Even as a british person I can’t stop laughing at the fact that they have british accents why is it so funny to me

[@excruciatingorgasm9976]

Diversity at its finest

[@throbbingfellow1136]

It’s the juxtaposition of cute little anime characters speaking with regular ass English accents.

[@sameerdodger]

@@throbbingfellow1136 you say 'regular' but no one here in the UK has spoken like this for around 100 years

[@PhazonOmega]

I think they all overplay their parts. I'm not British, but their voices all sound...wrong, overdone, and it makes me feel uncomfortable. I've seen plenty of British TV, so I'm confused, as well. I think we're picking up the same weirdness.

[@SaberRexZealot]

FF14 has mostly British VA and it’s excellent. It’s all about good voice direction.

[@Quackernautz]

I saw a lot of people hating on this video on Twitter, but there are no dislikes. Guess they actually loved this video huh

[@KingSolidTails]

@@uldrs If you didn't know how Dunkviews go at this point I feel that's on you my guy

[@xelfiazero688]

@@KingSolidTails nah he posted a tweet of an endgame spoiler then deleted it. now he’s acting like people are mad at the video. dick move

[@reddog1047]

@@uldrs Don't worry about the final spoiler, fans of this game will never know how babies are made anyway

[@joshuagraham967]

@@uldrs Fuck off, it's just a game

[@skuglious]

Uh...1.5k dislikes

[@PhilUP]

"Hear that Noah, Lanz wants something a bit meatier" The never ending pain.

[@savelamp7501]

Did not expect to find you here.

[@planetary-rendez-vous]

Yeah why didn't we get voiceline variations

[@Raphael-pg5op]

Hey, you're the guy with all the Xenoblade Clips

[@Roboshi2007]

I believe that line is linked to the classes your party uses, so once lanz wasn't a tank he stopped using it for me. when he's the attacker he starts talking about being the MVP

[@gorbthegreatmind]

But why, everyone watches the donkey.

[@mrblake9220]

This game really make you feel like the queen is still alive

[@ijneb1248]

Queen's beans!!

[@brimple]

it's king's beans now 😔

[@ijneb1248]

@@brimple its just not the same😔

[@philip_bray]

Queens beanz

[@africanwarlord4283]

as a wise man once said. "there is no queen of england"

[@overallani4343]

He had me laughing when started naming the characters in the character tree 😂😂😂

[@Necksteppa77]

Forreal. Best part of the whole video. Im crying right now. LOL.

[@TonyGonzales2]

“Shillshill who told me this game was good.”

[@StickyFinguz]

RuggyScruggy

[@theyruinedyoutubeagain]

Dinkidinki

[@SBaby]

Imagine if that was in the cutscene. Noah just starts rattling off every person on the cocaine tree to N. Noah: Dinkidinki... N: Ok, now you're just bullshitting me here.

[@jaysimpson3920]

"He killed the best character in the game" "That's the only guy that doesn't talk" i'm dead laughing at this

[@relaxation_and_tax_evasion]

You deleted your comment but I found you again

[@101pokemon101]

I have yet to try any of the games because of the dialogue

[@jeremytitus9519]

@@101pokemon101 lol just mute the game bro. OSTs are for chumps.

[@Slaraffus2750]

@@101pokemon101 I suggest you keep your distance, and keep it well.

[@hermesriddims3708]

I scrolled down partway through the video, and read your words at the exact moment he said this

[@jonathonjackson2066]

When I heard her say, “live and learn” I knew the dunk would not disappoint

[@zodiark111]

same lol, I'm glad dunkey knows all the sonic and the kingdom hearts references even if he doesn't love them lol

[@dominickdarpino5584]

hanging on the edge of tomorrow!

[@blankzy6510]

I lost it lmao

[@purplenerdsplushie]

@@dominickdarpino5584 LIVE AND LEEEAAARN

[@angeldude101]

I play the song in my head every time I watch the cutscene (including my first time) and yet this is only the second video I've seen that made the same reference.

[@ecportugal]

“He had sex with a cat?” “He’s at the movie theater?”

[@iwenttofilmwenter]

even with a critical video, he does it again. zero dislikes. all of Twitter changed their minds in one fell swoop.

[@daikaichis6229]

Not like we can see them anyways xd

[@orangesel9338]

crazy how people are this crazy over something with a storyline comparable to any obscure ps2 jrpg or shitty 2000s anime that got canceled in the first 4 episodes due to bad ratings

[@danbrooks5060]

@@daikaichis6229 wtf are you talking about, you can plainly see there's zero dislikes

[@daikaichis6229]

@@danbrooks5060 wtf its just hidden . I have put a dislike and it just doesn't appear

[@happy_crustacean7104]

@@daikaichis6229 Well yeah they removed the number. Where have you been for the last 10 months?

[@mewa3263]

This game really makes you FEEL like you're collecting a rare doodad right there

[@spectorproductions_]

Doodar

[@Alex-zh3up]

Doodar

[@user-mm5py7wz4l]

doodar

[@half_real]

doodoo

[@joes1755]

Morbius?

[@TangoBunnie]

Whoever voiced the "Feathers are a bitch to dry" line delivered it so perfectly.

[@tartrazine5]

5:02

[@tim..indeed]

@@tartrazine5 thank you

[@ninevolt]

@@tartrazine5 I love you

[@sem_aki]

@jabroni destroyer not true and you replying on an unrelated top comment won't change that

[@brednbudder]

@@sem_aki did that comment bother you?

[@robotsafarii]

2:30 the delivery of this line is legendary

[@NickWoodburn]

It sounds like a voice line from Metal Gear

[@fleetwoodcraic4235]

@@NickWoodburnlike why’d it sound like he was about to check my memory card to tell me I was playing crash bandicoot

[@ViperidaeIV]

can't believe they made a horror game about being stuck in an anime where everyone both has a British accent and won't shut up

[@Samuel-bp3oh]

Americans man, you're getting humbled

[@ViperidaeIV]

@@Samuel-bp3oh ratio

[@hellschatt]

Dude, the first time I played Xenoblade Chronicles 1 and the main characters immediately started talking like this I thought I got a bootleg copy or something while also thinking I set the dialogue speed to 2x somehow. It took me hours to get used to that accent. For the first 2 hours it sounded like 2 british chaps were angrily rambling to each other.

[@nfugitt89]

This felt at least 5x longer than it actually was

[@it_smol]

Dunkey is truly masterful, finding ways to fit 50 minutes of content into 10 minutes. Amazing

[@NocturnalNick]

@@paradox356 ok

[@mohamedabdulla4190]

It's because my man knows when the audience knows. References are quick but my man knows which keywords to use to sift that memory faster then a sandy shaker. The result is quick, proactive thought that causes you to think of all the real problems associated with what he just "pointed out" by mere juxtaposition of a few words and great editing. This is why we feel that way because again as I said, my man knows when the audience knows.

[@Green-su1mo]

@@mohamedabdulla4190 I’m not gonna lie I had to read what you wrote like 6 times to understand that

[@lunarluxe9832]

@@mohamedabdulla4190 you worded it really weird but i know exactly what you mean and i agree

[@liquidhound1705]

This is the first doodad type game. An experience only true intellectuals can understand. Reggie is truly a master of his craft

[@ashden124]

He in fact got a rare doodah right there

[@user-nj6bt5gy4s]

LOL

[@Danny-qh4su]

Strand games are much better

[@spiderace7994]

Check out this sick new skill!!!

[@becomingchase]

Reggie retired a few years ago actually

[@meapickle]

"Who wants to know how babies are made" I need a fan to explain that whole scene to me and why everyone raised thier hand. Obviously I'm alright with spoilers

[@kcclubkirby]

Major spoiler for the game: The main characters are from a society that have a ten year life span starting from their bodies being aged about ten years old. They only experience war for those ten years. Nobody grows old, nobody has kids, nobody experiences anything except the hardships of war. Eventually, the main characters find a civilization that lives normal lives, and one of the biggest mysteries of this civilization is the idea of children and reproduction. They are taken to a hospital where they meet their first baby, and then that scene takes place.

[@meapickle]

@kcclubkirby I see, figured it was something like that (they're clones/manufactured) and it's actually not bad story telling. and I'm sure a great many slash fictions were made out of that

[@purplebatdragon]

​@@kcclubkirby That's worse than having NO context, lmao. So all the characters are canonically between the age of 0 and 10? There are so many people saying they're over 18, now I'm seeing them in a new light.

[@kcclubkirby]

@@purplebatdragon Yeah the main characters are all about nine years old in terms of life experience and 19 years old in terms of body development. It makes most in-game characters (until you reach this place) pretty simple and naive. Their wisdom hasn't really developed much, even if their brain has developed enough to have high intellect.

[@meapickle]

@Purple BatDragon doesn't bother me. This is a different set of circumstances and culture. Age of consent is so they can be more well developed to make decisions and not be taken advantage of. But if we develop enough to do that in only 10 years, then the age would be lower

[@8BitBruche]

I love the fact that Dunkey keeps giving JRPGs a shot.

[@conorneligan7694]

He must've liked this one. There's a cutscene here that's like 95% through the game, 70+ hours into the game. Compare that with Xenoblade 2 where, based on the footage, he got a third of the way through the game at most.

[@Safar_Galimzyanov]

He is a man of sheer will

[@afz902k]

@@conorneligan7694 in JRPGs they are not called cutscenes, but cute scenes

[@cario0236]

Yeah, he must've completed this one. There's a scene from near the end of the game in this one.

[@LOLxUnique]

Yeah and doesn’t bother to give his opinion just shit posting. That’s what bothers people about Dunkey

[@reddish_orange]

I love when scriptwriters write smart characters’ dialogue by just googling synonyms for the most mundane words

[@jarrav8186]

You clearly have not played the game lmao taion in-game is extremely smart and probably the 2nd best tactician in their entire world

[@TheBlissfulVoid]

@@jarrav8186 bait

[@ermispapadopoulos9129]

Probably the british localization gives that impression to americans.

[@Silvannax11]

Well its called paraphrasing. And even college admissions would think you’re smart if you paraphrase

[@Spiderdoom-hg3iy]

@@Silvannax11 but the writers obviously aren't because it sounds forced and idiotic

[@christopherparks6433]

I’m flabbergasted that he played the entire game.

[@justinbowman1342]

yup, I'm surprised considering he never got past chapter 3 in Xenoblade 2

[@asprinjuice8877]

@@justinbowman1342 to be fair xenoblade 2 early game is terrible

[@beak4996]

bro ik, i just got spoiled. my fault i guess lmao

[@Paradox1012]

I'm wondering if the end made him go play 2 again lol.

[@justinbowman1342]

@@asprinjuice8877 no arguments from me, I like Xenoblade 2 and completely agree.

[@sarkischavchyan2696]

"Gotta do 20 potato quests so my guy can swing 3% faster" defines this game perfectly.

[@mrgameragequit6109]

those are Asian RPGs for you, thats why I fucking hate em. Its nothing but grind the same boring monsters for hours for days.

[@sairentov]

did you and the 140 likers even play the game lmao

[@ludwigkoopa3343]

@@mrgameragequit6109 i completed the game up to 99.99% without any grind. the 0,01% missing is the "grind" you mentioned

[@loyalflush5628]

@@sairentovYeah, having played the game, I can say that completing the slogfest that is Zeon’s acension quest gives you a 0% increase in power.

[@sairentov]

​@@loyalflush5628 ​you literally called it 'Zeon's ascension quest'. Zeon does get an increase in power from it. What are you ppl on about XD

[@EffeDiMarte]

I swear, that Elmo joke was one of the funniest thing I've ever heard, It took me totally off-guard

[@sephatu6521]

Dunkey must have played at least 80 hours for this short 10 minutes clip. Well done 👏

[@timurkral3781]

Thats absolutely niggalicious!

[@TheHaloring7]

What does this even mean

[@Realsupergingerman]

@@TheHaloring7 xenoblade game tend to be long due to the game cutscene and tutorial

[@timurkral3781]

@@TheHaloring7 bruh

[@TheHaloring7]

@@timurkral3781 Timur more like Timbruh

[@zigyboo]

I’m surprised - Dunkey played through the first 25% of Xenoblade 2 and it became a punching bag for 5 years. Not only did he as much as start Xenoblade 3, he played through the whole game and did a bit of side content. I guess he just wanted something a bit meatier

[@Zanador]

Either he liked the game more than 2, or he pushed himself to finish it so that no one could complain that his opinion doesn't count because he dropped it early

[@zigyboo]

@@Zanador Makes sense - though I’m not sure he would really care if he was told his Xenoblade 2 take “doesn’t count” lmao

[@diodora2381]

Always remember that 25% of a Xenoblade game is like 25% of your life. Too fucking long.

[@inputVOID]

I definitely wouldn’t blame Dunkey for 2’s negative reception. As someone who has XC1 in their top 5 RPGS, XC2 was the reason I bought a Switch. Bought it the with the system, same day. And I sold it before even 10 hours. I know it “gets good” later but I just couldn’t deal with the wack anime shenanigans anymore.

[@ferdinandrouge2839]

@@inputVOID In other words, a waifu collector to hook perverts.

[@interrobang5785]

I was told that this review was controversial, yet I don’t see a single dislike on it

[@Kingler03]

This isn't even a review, it's dunkey just making his funny satire content like usual

[@DannyJoe08]

@@Kingler03 whoooosh

[@Kingler03]

@@DannyJoe08 ?

[@themonkeyman2910]

@@Kingler03 a joke about KZbin removing dislikes

[@Kingler03]

@@themonkeyman2910 I have dislikes on and theres very few

[@jake_a.lien_]

The part where he reads all the character names fkn kills me. He chuckles when he says "Ruggyscruggy" and it always gets me XD

[@joebilly3719]

The characters from the Nopon race (the little furballs) are named in that funny way on purpose, as they are clearly comic reliefs, meanwhile, the races that are human like have more conventional names

[@chopper3797]

"Yes. I want to die" that line killed me 🤣🤣🤣

[@Average_K]

I too have decided to have myself killed

[@chillbizz74]

If I were to somehow have the urge to purchase xenoblade I'd probably play the game on mute while listening to music the whole time on another tab

[@danielnidhiry5796]

@@chillbizz74 it’s on a Nintendo console

[@plasmaoctopus1728]

​@@danielnidhiry5796 Just mute everything but the music in the game options, if this is anything like Xenoblade 2 the music is excellent. Anything else about the game? Ehhh, I'll be nice and say it's subjective, but not my cup of tea, especially not the combat.

[@danielnidhiry5796]

@@plasmaoctopus1728 no I mean in Nintendo games in nintendo consoles, you can't change 'tabs' (I am a Nintendo fan btw)

[@ScarletSho]

You know, I can't tell if he's picking the absolute worst lines in the game to play for us out of context, or the absolute best lines in the game to play for us out of context.

[@yosefyonin6824]

Why not both

[@asprinjuice8877]

Trust me it’s both

[@bluedestiny88]

Yes

[@naproupi]

Well from his POV certainly the worst, but from the POV of someone who can aknowledge when the game is doing humor, or when sentences have an indirect meaning, some of those lines are pretty good.

[@NobbsAndVagene]

@@naproupi anime simp detected

[@MrPine656]

Every dislike is one of Shillshill's alternative accounts.

[@john_smith_john]

he doesn't have any alternate accounts then, good!

[@midasvijfwinkel6116]

@@john_smith_john fortunately Eggman doesn't hate the video or we'd have 70

[@AA-tz2bm]

@@midasvijfwinkel6116 now eggman does hate the videos ..

[@majine.2606]

Okay, now if I ever get the game, I won't be able to play it without constantly thinking about how this world fetishizes Morbius. Thank you, Dunkey. (Legitimately.)

[@shakeNbake91586]

I definitely could hear him yell ‘fuck YOU morbius!’ after every moebius battle

[@Justuas]

Why would you spoiler yourself like this tho

[@derpysquid6595]

The ending gives me chills. When zeanort is weak and Shulk says “I am the xenoblade chronicles”

[@Dr.BDover]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH *CLAP CLAP CLAP*

[@Iwatoda_Dorm]

Man I remember that. It was honestly one of the only times cried during an ending, the other being Haikyu and when Luffy said “don’t let this distract you from the fact that Bungee Gum has the properties of both rubber and gum”

[@bullshitdepartment]

@@Iwatoda_Dorm pretty good ability ngl tho

[@neame-bh3uq]

He didn’t say that

[@tigerofdoom]

@@neame-bh3uq You must be new here

[@Gweca002]

When they asked if anyone wanted to know how babies were made and everyone raised their hands, I felt that.

[@neeklmamp4955]

Virginity rocks bro

[@mafriese5]

If someone knows how they are made - please let me know

[@khizarkhan7305]

@@mafriese5 i heard elon musk is sending a rocket to mars so we can finally find out how babies are made.

[@jahaitian94]

@@neeklmamp4955 no no it doesn’t

[@pauline9970]

​@@mafriese5 i think they're produced in a factory by beavers

[@sirswiper7852]

the fact that he actually played the entire game tho

[@jacksonm.1754]

I’d like to hear his actual opinion via a Dunkview.

[@zane5534]

@@jacksonm.1754 tbh I have a feeling that he would include this game in a best of 2022 video.

[@Theologica_]

@@zane55342022 doesn’t end April 1st lil buddy.

[@TheRealZura]

After finishing the game I can now watch this. People were really mad at Dunkey for this? I like Dunkey and XC3 so this video was really enjoyable. Good job Dunkey.

[@kennobu8181]

It's not this, but what he posted at Twitter. He posted Nia's picture at the ending.

[@brianscalone120]

He isn't even wrong. The fuck side quests just completely derail the flow of the main storyline. It was super annoying.

[@itzdcx7991]

this game is ASS😂😂😂

[@ketthefox]

You should play more games if XC3 is ass 😅

[@itzdcx7991]

@@ketthefox obviously will cus I'm not playing

[@damson4211]

so happy to see dunky playing his favorite game franchise surely he only has good things to say, can't wait to watch

[@cytus5468]

Unironically he actually seemed to kind of like this one, at least a lot more than XC2

[@nimpsonkinkson1924]

@@paradox356 is that a death threat

[@parksfv4281]

Oh no

[@milky243]

@@Flomen01 most of his criticisms are still present though, shitty dialogue being one of them obviously

[@vanillabeans2891]

​@@Flomen01 even in context its still bad dawg

[@lhampic_8840]

This game has the same vibe as "People die when they are killed."

[@jobansand]

Nah, it seems worse

[@Bennieboy918]

Real men don’t die when they are killed

[@tangynara]

noah and shirou are both simps so i see it 💀

[@alexanderjackson7948]

@@CraftVader1 Please edit this to be less of a spoiler.

[@alexanderjackson7948]

@@CraftVader1 This video is actually rather light on spoilers all things considered.

[@captaincuttlefish]

I love how Mechafriend and the Furbies are the only characters Dunkey bothered to remember the proper names of lmao

[@Russellgamingstudios]

This isn’t book worm adventure

[@penguindomino9461]

It isn't?

[@Nate_the_Nobody]

Complete despair in voice "He killed the best character in the game! That's the ONLY guy that doesn't talk!"🤣🤣

[@anasevi9456]

😂🤣 ah this game is such a beautiful disaster of really bad JRPG tropes that reviewers have long grown blind to. Only thing this game is missing is the singular from start to the end of the game, mandatory loud annoying battle music on a 10 second loop.

[@fatboyjones2]

He’s gonna say that every 2 seconds isn’t he. Immediately correct

[@beejkenny]

the first thirty seconds segment is hilarious, it's put a smile on my face every time

[@zanydrudrent9292]

Petition to get Dunkey to review the first game

[@gonaldginkus6228]

That’s my favourite JRPG And he’d absolutely tear it apart Hell yeah sign me up let’s go

[@baronvonbeandip]

He's gonna need a bigger gun to do that.

[@Jwh019]

“ShillShill, who told me this game is really good” - 10/10 this quote has something for everyone

[@Dacarts]

I literally have tears in my eyes from laughing after he said that.🤣💀

[@nikachitidze7219]

It took me 8 days to get that joke

[@Jhost90]

@@nikachitidze7219 explain

[@orangesel9338]

crazy how people are this crazy over something with a storyline comparable to any obscure ps2 jrpg or shitty 2000s anime that got canceled in the first 4 episodes due to bad ratings

[@TempestLM]

@@Jhost90 well it's "shill"

[@UmbreonMessiah]

"He killed the best character! He was the only guy that doesn't talk!" Fucking *savage.*

[@bonoshii]

Not really

[@tibik.8407]

@@bonoshii Oh I beg to differ. This is some KH3 levels of second-hand embarrasment.

[@elturtle4739]

@@tibik.8407 it’s dunkey, he’s a satirical KZbinr. He’s a comedian first, critic second

[@tibik.8407]

@@elturtle4739 You think I was thinking about his opinion?

[@elturtle4739]

@@tibik.8407 your only exposure to games like this is through this video and other videos dunkey has made. The entire game is taken out of context in a funny manner.

[@SneakyShades]

something about the anime writing spoken with british accents is just so bizarre it's hypnotizing

[@karikjartansson8042]

Turns out this game was actually the first to use a cat walking on a keyboard to make the names for their characters, truly innovative

[@joebilly3719]

The names of the characters that are part of the Nopon race (the little furballs) follow that style/convention on purpose, as they are clearly made to be comic reliefs, meanwhile, the human like races have conventional names

[@custardcream8368]

I want to see a game where all the characters are anime stereotypes but the main character is someone like dunkey who's just constantly correcting everyone around him

[@brycec7050]

could just watch saiki-k

[@Omnilatent]

...have you played Ace Attorney? The protagonist in every games does do this

[@hedprotag]

Final Fantasy just released a game like that. Look up Stranger of Paradise Final Fantasy.* (edited my typo)

[@tanklike4413]

Final Fantasy Stranger of Paradise, you mean? Basically Final Fantasy Nioh, but with a main character who just doesn't give a fuck lmao. Great game!

[@mesotolioma5089]

Dunkey would be the antagonist

[@WadeTheWilsonTV]

How the HELL is _this_ description of the game extremely accurate?! _"Dunkydunky has to find the xenosword from anime, but watch out for the alphabet."_

[@mrshmeep9314]

@@paradox356 gay

[@mrshmeep9314]

@@paradox356 try making content next time maybe then we'll sub

[@noobish]

"already twitter is mad" bro called it

[@quinton1630]

3:32 “Queen’s Beans!” RIP

[@Blackopist1]

That ending, paving the way for an expansion to this game: XXXenoblade Chronicles 3.

[@mathysbalk]

Series X

[@tigerofdoom]

@@mathysbalk Series X already came out. Next is XS1-Remake

[@SomaNova]

@@tigerofdoom Lol no imagine xenosaga being acknowledged in the 2020s

[@taciokikuchi181]

Probably the major reason why this game was made.

[@WolzenTwo]

This franchise will finally be worth something.

[@haissamkhan9510]

This is like when knack came to life. Truly a life changing game.

[@randomdud8364]

Knack 2 on the other hand

[@armyspy9797]

he never did

[@NoOne-ev3ql]

@@Lamiishere no

[@dmansuperich2800]

Comments like this have to be Ai generated. Ain't no way a person typed this and thought it was funny.

[@Alibaba-vw9xj]

@@dmansuperich2800 All dunkey comments are AI generated every single one are the exact same every video

[@danielssss1342]

"Yes, i want to die." is probably my favorite line now

[@walternunez4118]

9:24 has me dying and out of breath, props to Donkey for almost reading the equivalent of pure gibberish with a straight face, and then he cracks up and I wheeze my lungs out

[@mostcorrectest9164]

This made me so excited for Xenoblade Chronicles 4, which should really give Ruggyscruggy a chance to take center stage and prove his worth

[@IVUSER]

I heard Shimilimidimi will get a redeemable side plot, which I'm very excited for

[@moi8418]

I really hope yoinkysploinky gets some spotlight, he was very a underrated character

[@MrcreeperDXD777]

Its ruggin time and scruggin time

[@williammeynardie8436]

It’s always nice to see the old classics like Drama Monday return.

[@ratatouilledrinksclorax9897]

@eyow foou im impressed he stomachef so much of 3 genres he despises, anime, jrpg, and weird ass convoluted dialog

[@mister420blazeit2]

@@ratatouilledrinksclorax9897 he did said that in order to know what's good from bad you need to try both and filter them out

[@Immadeus]

@@mister420blazeit2 No I'm starting to think he secretly likes Xenoblade since it missing two of the things he hates about JRPG's: Random encounters and turn based combat.

[@BreathingDragonfire]

Nominated for Game of the Year 2022!

[@gregerysstuntdouble2992]

good thing it wont win

[@daryno9048]

And I’m sure the developers will applause the developers of either Elden Ring or God of War when they accept the GoTY

[@BreathingDragonfire]

@@daryno9048 I'm sure. I honestly don't care that this was nominated for game of the year or not. I just thought it was funny because I saw it was nominated and then I saw Dunkey's video. lol

[@redhunter1535]

Imagine if this or god of bore wins lmao

[@user-dm9fx9qn8c]

unfortunately Xenoblade chronicles 3 was robbed of best music nominations

[@idlehawk9553]

"Being Morbius, It's just incredible"

[@teamdoodz]

There's a game called "Will You Snail" that has a limited pool of character voice lines; once a character says something (excluding story dialogue) they will never say it again for the rest of the save file. Until watching this video, I never understood why.

[@keldeo05]

The biggest issue for me in the battle dialogues was the first chapter where you have less characters so the voice lines repeat way more than the rest of the game, after you get the full party and maybe after some heroes this issue basically solves itself, although yeah the beginning gets old fast

[@nebulae5236]

Will you snail is so good that it gave me a (minor) existential crisis!

[@fury_blade9303]

The repeating voice lines is what makes it a xenoblade game my friend

[@MyLux777]

@@fury_blade9303 didnt do it that much in 2, tbh i didnt even notice it. But this...its so frequent you cant help but notice.......senna was the girl with the gull till the very end.

[@differentlyabledmuslimjewi4475]

@@fury_blade9303 without it we'd never have fallen in love with reyn time! But I will admit, it would be nice to have some of the audio lines play less, or have a few alternate lines.

[@kingslayerwwe379]

This game makes you feel like you're really feeling it

[@awest182]

I like your attitude

[@mozata6838]

now Mr. Karbs?

[@troncho1385]

This game makes me want to hit that yoinky spoinky

[@LegalBastard]

oh shit seth rollins is here?

[@Vulpilux]

I am feeling it- F*CK! And I have to say *inhales sharply* "I want to die"

[@Gamer1what]

00:45 “No one can just deflect the emerald splash!”

[@bennesbitt2065]

I'm so glad these reviews are back. Your style of commentary makes me laugh every time.

[@PomadaGaming]

Style of commentary,editing,pacing-everything🙌

[@jonathanodude6660]

"dunkview" are the review videos. these are essentially impressions vids

[@jdbruiser]

About as enjoyable as a Zero Punctuation video-that's really saying something.

[@pasquale6964]

@@jonathanodude6660 This is basically just a funny out-of-context compilation

[@chadluetje989]

This game isn’t a rare gem, it’s a rare doodah

[@calebcoyle]

It’s a rare knack

[@NekkoBlue]

I freaking loved this game. When Noah and Mio went “it’s no longer Moebin’ time” and ripped the final boss a new one I cried manly tears

[@proctoscopefilms]

"manly tears" over Xenoblade Chronicles III LMAO

[@adriahrin3284]

@@proctoscopefilms yeah this game is for BABIES!1

[@savelamp7501]

@@adriahrin3284 Please tell me that is satire.

[@brycecartwright2403]

@@savelamp7501 it’s a dunkey comment section on KZbin it’s going to entirely be satire

[@shigerufan1]

​@@savelamp7501 He has an Omori PFP, what do you think?

[@richa.1872]

As someone who really likes this game and is a big fan of the franchise, I must say that this video is really, really funny. I have returned to it more than once to put a smile on my face. Good job on another good video.

[@Butterking3000]

“That’s what I want to look like some day” *pans to the villager from animal crossing*

[@Davi_L]

Ok this is actually hilarious. The seamless interweaving of the cutscenes with gameplay voices had me choking on air😂

[@Jason75913]

choking followed by breathing manually 🤣

[@TheTrueArchonFTW]

i kept trying to eat a poptart and almost died several times.

[@jack-fm3lb]

join the alphabet people so then you can stop the flow of air

[@keeganbate8935]

Yeah, this is one of the best dunkers in a while

[@Thy_Boss]

"actually"?

[@VechsDavion]

I think you could make a circle of hell where it's an audio puzzle game where you match up the NPC barks from Xenoblades. Each tile on the board plays a bark, and you have to remember them and match them up. Forever.

[@sid6645]

Yo you cant just leak the punishments from the 86th layer of hell :(

[@elijah12325]

oh hey hows it going Veches

[@themonkeking722]

Damn, did not expect you here

[@blipblop1112]

What is the plot of xenoblade 3? I am still confuse

[@krdjmtc]

That’d be a super hostile game to play

[@greenpinapple820]

I need more of dunkey talking to JRPG's. "How could i have failed?!", "well, you're only level 17... that's not very good."

[@blackfaceplant4004]

You know the tittle is not long for you are indeed in the endless now Dunkey.

[@georgeadair5554]

Human desires can be... much likened to a river flowing. All humanity yearns for it... the endless now. That is why I'm here, you'll find.

[@Future_Max]

I loved the line "This story... The Xenoblade... Is this some kind of Xenoblade Chronicles?" It really made the game for me

[@sanguine2552]

This is the first “rare doodah” type xenoblade

[@calebcoyle]

This game has the first good story since knack

[@hoverson9310]

When the furby said "it's xenoblading time!" I knew this game would make it in my top ten games of all time.

[@hmminterestinginterestingi3023]

“Never Ending Game” You know, he kinda nailed the whole story of the game on the head

[@dipshitsiclethemighty3054]

That’s what’s so intriguing/baffling lmao

[@niblet8308]

Ouroboros

[@H1kari_1]

I probably was spoiled 50 times but there was so much going on my brain didn't catch on anything.

[@Scruffy729]

@@H1kari_1 I watched the whole video and I still got no clue what happened

[@franxx941]

@@Scruffy729 same, Honestly as i won't get this game cause i don't have as much time to play console game i kinda want someone to explain.

[@chasecid9824]

Only dunkey can combine a splice of edits from a game than made me cry and some reaction voice overs to make me laugh like this game just didn't give me temporary depression.

[@ProducerShane]

Hilarious how the moebius theme gets everyone out of character the first time , it’s too good

[@baronvonbeandip]

Fuck, this is the funniest Dunkey video in a while. Using game lines to say something is always funny and this game provides the greatest lines. Excellent job.

[@MiguelAngel-fw4sk]

@@degeneratecollector9950 Didn't ask once

[@northern_limit]

@@degeneratecollector9950 literally who asked

[@JeffreyThrash]

It was funny, but it couldn't top the "KILL CHAOS" Final Fantasy game earlier this year. I don't think Dunkey even spoke all that much in the video, the game spoke for itself.

[@nickthompson1812]

@@degeneratecollector9950 I think it woulda been a funnier video if it wasn’t covering a game nobody has ever played in the first place

[@ndartehkewl1282]

@@nickthompson1812 I can tell this is a thinly veiled dig at the game but come on man it doesnt even make sense

[@masterxl97]

There’s a moment in this game where the cockney girl with wings on her head says, “Peng on a Levnis, this mudder don’t do anythin’ by halves!” and I’m pretty sure I had a mild panic attack from the sheer, unfiltered Britishness of it all.

[@Pine2142]

Why? It's not even a bad line?

[@seokkyunhong8812]

"Yus Unie's da baws"

[@DegenerateSonic]

@@seokkyunhong8812 KZbin asked if I wanted to translate that into English.

[@seokkyunhong8812]

@@DegenerateSonic well... could they?

[@thevupham5605]

@@seokkyunhong8812 nah, not even google is fluent in stupid

[@postItNoteObsession]

"ShillShill, who taught me this game is really good." I'm dying here

[@Thesmashconnoisseur]

This video is so good. I really understood the true artistry of it all when he went into depth on intrauterine characters such as BamBam.

[@RATsnak3]

Even the jokes that I see coming from a mile away land perfectly.

[@nahguacm]

This game really makes you FEEL like that enemy got, the point

[@baronvonbeandip]

I dunno Archibald, did that enemy get... the point?

[@raswartz]

@@baronvonbeandip hey this dunkey get back to prozd

[@1926jqg]

I think that enemy saw, my hat

[@somedude10804]

I think that workers have contributed to, our country

[@MinishDude]

Now Archibald is literally a voice pack for Monster Hunter so you can hear "I think that monster got, the point!" every time you win a hunt lol

[@BlackSkullArmor]

Love you can just tell what particular line is going to be aggravatingly repeated in a game if you hear it only once

[@fabiofabiobio]

For anyone who was left hanging by this video and really wanted to know how babies are made, it's a simple process. You take your rare doodad and you start tuggin her wings with it. In about 2 minutes it'll be over, and she'll look disappointed and say she wanted something a bit meatier. Then 9 months later a flying furby will deliver the baby to your house.

[@RussianSanta28]

I get the feeling that Dunkey at least enjoyed this game more then 2 since he had to have beat it based on some really late game scenes. And as someone who has been very vocal about not liking most JRPGs… That’s a rare doo-dah right there!

[@Saz103]

Yeah I’m pretty sure he probably at least liked it, dunkey would have quit earlier if he didn’t like it.

[@goatmeister8253]

Well he at least finished this one, so there's that

[@IcyDiamond]

I guess he just thought the game was a bit meatier

[@elr6212]

Or maybe he say how awkward the game was and played through the whole game for the video because he knew it would be funny

[@lance6651]

@@elr6212 the voiceline repetition is a serious problem but Dunkey is taking scenes out of context a lot to make a joke. and he did seemingly play the whole game with some side content which in contrast to his xenoblade chronicles 2 video where he played a few hours at best so I think he got some unironic enjoyment out of it.

[@macihun93]

The Shillshill part killed me.

[@nicholasapodaca9886]

This video made me play this game. It was ridiculous and I loved it.

[@Sherkel]

Same here! Beat it earlier this week. Looking forward to the rest of the Xeno series. :D

[@a.j.animations2235]

You all laugh, but it's actually required by law that all British people have a catchphrase that they say at least once every hour

[@willfreeze4724]

"Yes I want to die." Perfect quote.

[@Scaramouche122]

yes

[@Kimi_Kuroto]

True

[@mikek7660]

There is nothing to add to this. Perfection

[@JohnSmith-po3sv]

So glad that dunkey is playing the first “doodad” type game.

[@Banananaki]

I saw a license plate that said "DOODAH" the other day, and all I could think of was "GOT A RARE DEWDAWH HEEEE"

[@mhc706]

"the past is the past, the present is now" now i know where kamala harris gets her talking points from

[@Gairith]

I literally cried during the scene when Lanz finally got something a bit meatier

[@TheAwesomeHyperon]

Woke up this morning, got some rare doodad.

[@DreamFearless]

As stupid a line as it is in a game, I think I'd fall in love with someone who unironically said "queens beans!" out of surprise.

[@thunder6446]

It's the first of many "Queens ______s" lines in the game. Easily one of the best recurring jokes. The first ever Queen type game, one might say.

[@RacingSnails64]

LMAO

[@Liezuli]

Queen's Paninis!

[@sephatu6521]

"Queen's Spleen!"

[@michaelgillespie8097]

She's played Mario and Luigi. A woman of culture right here.

[@dare2333]

Shoutout to all the twitter jits gettin mad 💀

[@yalcy.mailliw]

Just came back around to this vid since it came out and wth this is soooo funny... even funnier than before somehow

[@yalcy.mailliw]

Still sooooo funny wth

[@JROCK50054]

8:50 I was like "Dunkey if you don't play it, I'm disappointed" but alas Dunkey never disappoints.

[@glendarjj3991]

How could you expect anything less? He holds the world record on Bowser's big bean burrito

[@user-ud5uo8fm4x]

I don't get it

[@innertuber4049]

@@user-ud5uo8fm4x it's the theme song to Sonic Adventure 2

[@user-ud5uo8fm4x]

@@innertuber4049 thanks

[@innertuber4049]

@@paradox356 lol, doesn't even give me the option

[@spooderman6312]

I jumped for joy when Moebius said his signature catchphrase "its moebing time" and moebed those anime girls out of existence, Xenoblade Chronicle is one of the games of all time

[@glendarjj3991]

Truly is. The characters are voice acted. The script is written. The gameplay is gameplay.

[@PomadaGaming]

I wish.

[@PlozProd]

this game really makes you feel like you found a rare doodah right here. 10/10

[@jjrambles683]

8:10 In his defense how is he supposed to recognize himself when all of the characters have the same fucking facial structure. Seeing a clone of yourself is just like meeting a random asshole in the street