XFM The Ricky Gervais Show - S2 E21 - Snails - REACTION!

[@arsenewenger49]

Glad your well Mandy! Appreciate you getting this one out for us! 😊

[@dullaf4099]

She’s does have a life to live ffs let her be

[@nareikac]

@@dullaf4099 Calm down lil guy

[@dullaf4099]

@@nareikac what a condescending comment. Shame on you. Interesting why some people panic when their routine is disturbed. Putting pressure on uploaders isn’t a positive reaction or reinforcement. “lil guy” indeed, you know nothing much about anything clearly with that judgemental comment. You’re the one to avoid in society.

[@nareikac]

@@dullaf4099 it's not that deep kid. When you are older you won't be as angry as you are now. It's Sunday enjoy your time off school and go watch your cartoons.

[@united1990]

@@dullaf4099what a little prick you are. The guy literally just thanked her for putting out content. Grow the fuck up.

[@lloydwaycott8178]

Of course, if you saw yourself somewhere as a child, that child must have a mother, presumably the younger version of your mother, who is married to the younger version of your father and so on. Everyone everywhere would be bumping into their younger selves or younger parents etc.. It would get to a point where you would avoid them (in supermarkets and so on).

[@yootoobnz8109]

I have never run into myself on a bicycle, but I did once run into my own car, while driving my own car. I was driving up my very long driveway in the middle of a rain storm, went to do a U-turn when I reached my house. But the driveway was muddy and slippery, so my car didn't turn but smacked straight into the front of my other car, that was just parked there. I never thought I would ever be in head on collision, where both cars were mine. Highly embarrassing.

[@Broccoli_Highkicks]

The buttons on a Chesterfield are set so deep into the padding, that you don't feel them at all.

[@felixthecat02]

The instrument is called the 'Sawanee Whistle'. Used in the British children's program, 'The Clangers'

[@MrJamBluejam]

I've heard the XFM shows multiple times, and sometimes the odd Rockbusters clue still throws me.

[@Sough]

Maybe the cat was getting sick from eating stray tic tacs everywhere😂

[@slimpixie2404]

I get you with the motion sickness. If I walk across puddle I get sea sick and no way can I even watch a roller coaster let alone get on one! And Karl talking to snail guy - "I bet you're glad you answered the phone today.." ... SILENCE... 🤣🤣🤣

[@jaylagan5899]

There are legends and then there’s MCL! P.S Don’t paint your Mother for Mother’s Day. You’ll need a load of Turpentine to clean her up….

[@jackpeterbonner]

I love your pronunciation of the word sieve. 😂

[@61shirley]

Biff from back to the future is a really nice guy in real life, a super nice bloke.

[@matthewlaffey8360]

Domestic pigs have a stealth gene that when they find themselves back in the wild and under great stress they can revert back to a boar-like form, grow bristles and tusks etc Wonder if these hairy Chinese kids have a similar thing

[@TobiasCruelty]

Don't get a fake leather sofa! They fall apart and start to shed after a few years, especially if exposed to sunlight.

[@slayskool1964]

"Swift kick to the abdomen" for hiccups? Are you sure you're not a doctor?

[@MandyCaneLane]

HAHAHA! This cracked me up! I meant after months of it going on, I would start trying drastic measures! 🤣🤣🤣

[@lloydwaycott8178]

The funniest bit is Mandy suggested a surgeon could administer the kick. She's getting soooooo Karl.

[@mikeeagle-pb7vb]

I've never had a Chesterfield but I remember that hitchhiker's Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect catch a Chesterfield sofa that is in an eddy in the space time continuum from prehistoric Earth to modern day Earth and they never complained about the buttons.

[@SadBnnuy]

You took a trip to space and you're back with us humans👽

[@jonbolton3376]

I first heard of Graham Norton in the mid 90s when he occasionally appeared in Father Ted.

[@OutlawStar87]

Recorder learning at a young age must be universal, tho I was pretty good with it. Even had to play it Infront of the whole school and parents on stage 😳😭

[@jonbolton3376]

I'm glad you are okay. XFM show was originally broadcast on a Saturday, why shouldn't you do the same lol. I admit though, yestaday from about 11am to 2pm UK time i kept checking your page, wondering where you were lol.

[@CMDRRustyDog]

ach what happened to my other comment? Did I not post it properly? Oh well 1:18:48 - Spot Karl's head. AI did that just randomly. Spooky. Yes Ricky's t-shirt was Baldrick with EB

[@Golfingmadness18]

I was concerned, I thought where is Mandy & Karl P the P man. Glad you're here, play a record

[@davehilton3588]

Finally! Jellyfish were top of the do we need them because he got stung by one

[@RemiRudkovskaya]

44:29 the real question is why are you sitting on the couch bare assed 😂 the one I sat on at my old workplace was very comfortable I liked the feeling of them indents on my back but you could always get a cousin if you didn't, ideally you should go to a store and try it out before buying it especially if you plan on spending a decent amount of time and money on it If you want a comfortable sofa you can snuggle up on with a blanket look at puffy reclining sofa that's what I have and it's genuinely better than most hotel beds

[@LilMonkeyFella87]

With mentioning Chesterfield sofas did you happen to see the video I put up recently how Chesterfield sofas are made 😅 or is it coincidence. All sofas/chairs aren't equal anyway, we have had a few leather sofas and compared to fabric variety they are cold to sit on in winter. Aesthetically, an old fashioned leather Chesterfield is a great show piece though. Our cats shredded our fabric sofas too on the sides, which is why we got a leather one "Made In Britain - How Chesterfield Sofas are made"

[@Silver_Specter]

My phone is broken it's displaying the wrong date, No Seriously Mandy 30k is around the corner and you deserve every single bit of it and more for your hard work and dedication to this channel and the joy you bring to people

[@arthurhudson5544]

Thanks Mandy, this XFM community is a bit addicted, we need our fix! ❤

[@intelligibleScot]

You have to remember Karls dad put a kid in a wheelie bin so they most likely weren't the best pet owners.

[@helvete983]

Oh God learning the recorder, We had to do that in school too (in the UK) not sure if they still do it nowdays. I'm pretty sure it was some kind of scam though, because the school sold the recorders to parents for £10 each because come on, where on earth would you buy one pre internet? So many parents complained about the noise, then the music teacher dropped some wisdom to stop the parents murdering their kids. Put a piece of folded paper in the hole, and just work on the fingering. And yes it was always Mary had a Fricking little lamb. (Silent Night at Christmas)

[@bananatubeOG]

Since i know absolutely nothing about chesterfield couches, i'll involve myself; i would expect a bunch of buttons to work on the "bed of nails" principle. That is, if you step on only one nail you'll hurt yourself, but step on a hundred and the force spreads out. Also, I think the buttons recede further into the couch than "the spongy bits" (had to borrow from Karl's dictionary there).

[@ihugkittens484]

About the fear of ghosts: Honestly, I've thought about it myself and I feel the same way. But ONLY if other people see the ghost too. Because then I'll know it's a real ghost and not just me finally gone completely insane. Yes, if I know 100% it's a ghost of a dead grandma or something and NOT in my head, I honestly don't think that's scary at all.

[@matthewlaffey8360]

Aren't snails one of man's biggest killers too, just behind Mosquitoes, Snakes and dogs? You're right though he should have done wasps, mozzies, botflies. Though I guess Karl's approach is things he perceives as doing nothing, rather than things which are harmful or icky

[@lloydwaycott8178]

Yeah, as Karl is a Manc it would have been great if he'd done 'Scousers. Do we need 'em?'

[@WillieTroxler]

I'm so glad you're okay Mandy! I appreciate you getting you so much ❤️ and I enjoyed watching your videos they're absolutely amazing!! Much love to you as always 💖

[@helvete983]

Fans not knowing reality from fiction, Lena Headey (Cersei) and Jack Gleeson (Joffrey) both got a ton of hate from fans for their roles in Game of Thrones. On one hand I suppose it must be immensely satisfying to know you played a role so brilliantly, but on the other some people are freaking nutcases.

[@Wagoo]

Apart from Austria with all the mad wildlife, South America just seems like the kingdom of the insects to me - so it's a bit weird that you live there if you hate them so much 😂 When I have hiccups I drink a glass of water from the other side.. of the rim I imagine the story about blending a mouses brain was specifically to study neural plasticity and if formerly existing neural connections would reconnect their synapses 🧠 Good luck on the house-hunt! Make sure it's insect proof! PS: hehe sieve 👽

[@LilMonkeyFella87]

The picture of the guy on a skateboard is "pillow man"

[@Vanu-i4o]

I never understood why people are scared of small little girls in horror movies..... What is she going to do? You can easily overpower her. I tell you what I find scary at 40, cancer, not monsters and ghosts lol.

[@Vanu-i4o]

I really hope when episode 29 comes, the guy that makes these videos puts the Men in Black 2 gif in the video!

[@jonbolton3376]

I agree about lovely people often playing horrible characters. A few years ago i was at a Star Trek convention, and met the actor, Andrew Robinson. Obviously, i knew him from his role in DS9, but he often plays psycopaths in films, especially a horrible character in Dorty Harry, a film i love. He was fantastic. I even joked to him how well he plays psychos (Hellraiser, Child's Play 3 are other examples).

[@jonbolton3376]

Wtf is Dorty Harry lol? Dirty Harry!!!

[@Wagoo]

Row, Row, Row your boat! Gently down the stream! 🚌

[@Vanu-i4o]

What is it with schools and recorders? In the UK it was a thing too for kids, not sure about now as the last time I saw one was the early 90s.

[@jonbolton3376]

Funny you should say that, i think i got a recorder for about my 8th birthday. I have no musical talent. I tried to play it maybe twice, then spared my family and neighbours further earache😂

[@kevintipcorn6787]

I think the first time British people got some Graham Norton it was back in 1996. Second Season of Father Ted (a sitcom about priests by a really funny guy and the guy that wrote the IT Crowd). Fair do's not knowing this on account of you being a toddler on another continent at the time. He looked the same then too.

[@olaspaz3079]

I've always wondered if Paul Reiser regrets acting so well in "Aliens". Separately, if you didn't speak, it would be a watch-along, and would be kinda pointless imo. ❤️

[@Wagoo]

Even his mum hated Carter Burke! 😂

[@PaulCatterall-y9e]

XFM any days is fine with me ❤

[@stingersplash]

Was starting to think this was a fortnightly series but very happy to see it because it's 9.30pm and I'm bored 😅

[@SteveInTheOC]

Howdy Miss Mandy. 👋 hope you find a lovely place to call home.

[@anoldgeezer1]

nice 1 mandy keep em coming dudette 👍

[@blackie75]

Corji....😂

[@MandyCaneLane]

Cor gi? As in gee? Really? Sounds wrong to me 🤔😅

[@blackie75]

@@MandyCaneLane Hahaha, yeah it's a hard G as in get or go but Cor-ji sounds so cute like French or something 😊

[@AnthonyJohnson-ExzymtOne]

You should do a Halloween stream… I know you’re busy, but that would be fun. 😃

[@RobsDogs20]

I think the guy who played Joffrey in Game of Thrones got assaulted in a nightclub or something.

[@Wagoo]

He must prefer it to dry roasted 🥜

[@MichaelLeightonsKarlyPilkboys]

Glad all is well! Good luck with the house hunting, you'll make it your own place before you know it.

[@mikeydoc11]

5 feet… not as in 5 feet tall, but having 5 feet at the ends of their legs as opposed to the regular amount of 2. Come on, Mandy 🤦🏻‍♂️ 😂

[@lloydwaycott8178]

Sorry, five feet at the end of two legs? What are you talking about? Come on, Mike.

[@skipstopstart]

​@@lloydwaycott8178Just cause you're incapable of coming up with bad jokes Lloyd don't miserate all over the rest of us! Make a better one😁!

[@lloydwaycott8178]

@@skipstopstart There was a woman in India born with five legs. They say her knickers fit her like a glove. Will that do Skippy?

[@whodeeni]

Better late than never! Hope all is well, take care :)

[@PaulMcCaffreyfmac]

Swanee Whistle 😊

[@CMDRRustyDog]

Thank you for getting this one out Mandy! Happy home hunting!! Oh and (H.L.A.F.O) - Head like a fkg orange. And I'm only 3.5mins in. Did you spot the Mr. on all the names. Another BlackAdder reference. :)

[@jedthementalist5112]

3:13 🍊

[@jasongates-]

Friday passed and I thought "She must have either not realized it was Friday this week, or she accidently scheduled it for Saturday this time." Then Saturday happened and I was like "Oh no! What happened to Mandy! Is she okay?!" Then I saw that you posted this three minutes before I saw it, and I was happy. I listened to the intro to see what happened before commenting, and I'm glad you're okay. Good luck with the search. Okay, now I will watch the video. We'll see if I have anything to say about the episode after I'm done watching. Whatever time you post, I'm always glad to see you.

[@dairychoco5603]

well well well dont mind if i do, i was about to sleep but that can wait

[@jonbolton3376]

Another example of a lovely actress who plays a horrible character, sorry, another Star Trek one. Martha Hackett, who played a horrible character in Star Trek Voyager, i met her. We chatted for ages. She had a great sense of humour. She loved how we shared the same birthday, date, not year 21st February). Then she asked someone to use my phone to take a photo of me and her. Usually you have to pay for photos with the actors.

[@Wagoo]

+Diana Muldaur as Dr. Pulaski in TNG and Louise Fletcher as Kai Winn in DS9

[@wildwine6400]

Hurray! 😁 glad you are ok.

[@Terrahawk_]

Aight? I’m here cos I needed some Karl content and you’re the only one available doing it. Thanks for comin’ on. 😬

[@MandyCaneLane]

I almost got offended before I realised! 🤣🤣🤣

[@arthurhudson5544]

Checked out some other channels but they were all shut n'that. 😑

[@Terrahawk_]

@@MandyCaneLane 😂

[@mitziasdam]

Yay! Another great episode thanks Mandy ❤ I believe the hairy kid story marks the humble beginnings of monkey news, which gets started over the next few episodes 😆

[@AM2K2]

cheers

[@LowGrav1ty]

Hey Mandy, I just thought I'd mentioned this, because, how could I not... as you live in Argentina, I was wondering if you heard the news about Liam Payne?... absolutely heartbreaking.. that's why I was concerned when you didn't post the last few days... i thought it may have affected you in a bad way... anyway... I'm glad you're doing good... I love the videos btw... I watch them every time you upload 😌

[@newcastlelukelowther]

Oh shut up

[@jasongates-]

What would I do if I were to run into myself at any age? I wouldn't be spooked at myself, I would be spooked that I ran into myself. Like, "did I enter the twilight zone?" That's the spooky part of it. I wonder if I would talk to myself. I would definitely be puzzled how that happened, and why. Anita Baker, singer.

[@robg1151]

What sorcery is this? I awake at 3am to a Mandy XFM post when I was let down not seeing one yesterday? I’m sure there will be an explanation but I will say dear lady not only have you let me down but somehow simultaneously cheered me up as well in a short matter of time. I’m not sure what to make of this witchcraft! ❤

[@InstantDesign]

I wasn't concerned. Feel my indifference.

[@MandyCaneLane]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I feel it!

[@AnthonyJohnson-ExzymtOne]

George Carlin! That mention, my favorite comedian along side Robin Williams. I love when you share what’s on your mind… Talking too much? Gtfoh. Don’t go with leather. Go with a fluffy marshmallow couch. Fabric couch - chenille. That’s the best. Just my opinion. And that’s sweet of you painting your mom’s bathroom for Mother’s Day… and the guest appearance of Kitana, always good. Love the Queen shirt as well. And, as always, great vid. Hope your move goes well. All the best. 🤗

[@Golfingmadness18]

Penny whistle

[@MandyCaneLane]

Pennywise* Lol. Thank you 🤗

[@Golfingmadness18]

No the little instrument ricky was playing is a penny whistle

[@solalexander674]

Ruskin is a comfortable Chesterfield, yes either a replica velvet Chesterfield you feel the buttons, go for a Ruskin or similar. If you have someone stay over on your couch it's all sweaty, u can't relax and buttons in your bottom

[@Ashley4029]

One word, Poltergeist 😃

[@eyesears2046]

Yay Mandy ❤

[@danielroche114]

The thing is dogs and cats are not a Barbie doll that u can dress up and exercise the dog or cat cat say yes or no or weather they like it or not

[@MandyCaneLane]

Aye, very true! 🤗

[@danielroche114]

Like I'm just saying every pet u have is a member of your family not a fashion accessory

[@MandyCaneLane]

@@danielroche114 100% agree

[@aaronz1326]

Did you manage to track down the video of the black cat seeing a bald cats tail?

[@MandyCaneLane]

Cat remember if it was this one or not, but this one is hilarious! 🤣🤣 instagram.com/reel/CrlwhX7IXNy/?igsh=MXg2MW5qdDluZ2xoNQ==

[@mcrook6780]

The guy he calls about snails sounds suspiciously like Gervais

[@Wagoo]

No he doesn't!!!

[@Braamscovic10]

P diddy

[@divorak9025]

Thansk for the video mandy! They make my weekend! Hope you find a place sooner then later. Property shopping sucks!!

[@Ldn1993]

I’m always worried when you don’t upload Mandy 😢

[@dullaf4099]

@@Ldn1993 doesn’t she have a life? Is she not allowed to have one outside of KZbin? Let her live and be respectful about it. Worrying over such demands which you can do nothing about. Take a step back and think what you’re doing .

[@Ldn1993]

@@dullaf4099 who hurt you bro? I didn’t say she can’t have a life outside KZbin ffs 🤦‍♂️

[@dullaf4099]

@@Ldn1993 you claim you’re always worried when Mandy doesn’t upload. Do you think she needs that kind of pressure to relieve you from your worry? Let her live ffs.

[@Ldn1993]

@@dullaf4099 I wasn’t worried about having no video to watch I was worried about her 🤷‍♂️

[@dullaf4099]

@@Ldn1993 why are you worried at all? Think what you’re saying in an objective manner. What can your worry do for her exactly? The root cause of your worry is clearly no upload in a timely, regular, routine manner. Do you think she’ll post up a video saying she’s in need of your personal help? Do you know her personally? Are you feeling concerned or anxious about Mandy because you think something unpleasant may have happened or might happen to her? Although it’s normal to feel emotions for someone you've never met, but it can be a problem if your feelings become an obsession and interfere with your relationships with living people. You might feel like you can't stop thinking about someone because of attraction, fascination, or admiration. However, it's important to recognise when this interest becomes an obsession rather than just a normal interest. Food for thought?

[@Gabriel_Moline]

1:18:55. That was pretty crazy!😆🌿🌸

[@MandyCaneLane]

That really tripped me out! 🤣

[@intelligibleScot]

A few of our locals had chesterfields , so uncomfortable.

[@dannyp-ufc8883]

9.30pm post? Mandy + Ufc it is then.

[@ROBOTRIX_eu]

[@Vanu-i4o]

My dog decided to shit on my bed so I threw it out and I've been sleeping on the floor for the past two weeks because I'm too lazy to get a bed lol......

[@MandyCaneLane]

I thought you meant you threw out the dog! 🙈😅 Thank goodness!

[@RemiRudkovskaya]

Don't forget to buy a mattress separately don't make the same mistake Karl did

[@Vanu-i4o]

@@RemiRudkovskaya I did that when ordering my first bed in 2004.... I was like "where is the mattress?" When they delivered it. I didn't realise when I ordered it that you had to buy it separately. So I had a bed frame for years and just bought a futon and that was my setup for like 15 years. My mate came round in 2015 and was like "why do you have a bed frame with nothing on it?" and I didn't buy a mattress until 2019 lol.

[@RemiRudkovskaya]

@@Vanu-i4o 🤣🤣 that's just 🤌🏻

[@Wagoo]

Have you thought about just getting a rubber dinghy instead of a new bed?

[@HopeSprings33]

1st 🎉

[@DaveDangerous74]

I think Mandy's voice needs to be turned down volume wise. Or maybe have a compressor or on it. It's very jarring.