XFM The Ricky Gervais Show Series 1 Episode 19 - Ricky just gives it cheese

[@justinkline8437]

"When you get to thirty, you go mental." -Descartes

[@BigEats99]

I'm 27 and I think I have gone mental early

[@WollongongWacko]

Im 31 and ive fuckn lost it

[@williamsmith666]

"Dez-CAR-tez"

[@robbie5181]

Dont yer

[@stopdropandroll]

Especially the Chinese

[@magicalmysteryollie]

The last 20 minutes is so classic. One of the very best episodes, for sure.

[@jasoneaton4520]

Save the humor for funeral cards, "at least you're not dead"... .."she was a bit roug" 😂

[@jamiehcomedy]

The way Ricky has a laughing fit during sainsburys are bringing out square tins kills me every time

[@ejayman]

From “horse in ‘er house” straight into “square tins”. Untouchable comedy IMO

[@Tor010]

Trouble for meatballs

[@bedder470]

I love how Steve can't get through the meatballs quote without laughing.

[@ccillustrator]

"That should be interesting for meatballs" ...gets me every time XD

[@theouter_banks7260]

Chloe Chapman one of the few times Ricky actually bursts!

[@ejayman]

I’m on about my 20th revolution and the meatballs line is still one of my fave moments. Absolute genius

[@AfterthoughtTV]

I wish I got the joke...

[@vxmarcusxv]

12th Time round 4 years later, and it still kills me

[@jordanramsey2538]

“Juicy jugs” has to be the best quote of the series for me 😂

[@capnhawkins]

I love how Karl denies Ricky and Steve's suspicions that his story is going to be about something crazy from his childhood and then he proceeds to launch into the horse in the house anecdote.

[@pvthudson5069]

"This'll be good"

[@owenbitowski7572]

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[@Homesizzle86]

"Do you know any French?" "Have you got any fromage?" Genius 😂

[@kygodragon4782]

The word "fromage" is French, and the word "some" can mean one word. So yes Karl was correct, he does know some French.

[@bloopwithaguitar]

"Dad, how long do elephants live for?" "mm..... bout 1000 years"

[@KubbsWickedSoul]

"It's not Liam Gallagher, is it?" Christ. One of the best episodes, surely.

[@HeatyFrog]

Gallagher's only 2 days older than Karl

[@bowlofnuggets]

@@HeatyFrog he’ll never pull off that hairstyle like Karl does though

[@alandodd3184]

ahhhh the first appearance of the horse in the house. I've done these for 8 years now

[@LiamWindle]

I've done it for a few years.. does it get repetitive? :P

[@jackamodo]

Liam Windle I've done it for one year I'm still enjoying it haha

[@GroinStrain_]

No but I recommend leaving them all for like 2 weeks and then come back from s1e1 fresh and they are hilarious. I wish I could hear these all the first time again

[@Tanx913]

I usually take little vacations listening to other podcasts or comedians for awhile at the end of each loop to keep it fresh

[@jastratford]

Dodders!

[@simbobcrafts4843]

Listening to these everyday while working, pretending I'm still 21 in 2001/2. I deny I'm nearly 40 and depressed in 2021 with no one to relate to.

[@jonnysupreme]

Feel ya pain brother

[@bowlofnuggets]

Hope you’re doing alright mate

[@simbobcrafts4843]

Cheers. It's like all the humble down to earth and like minded folk with similar humour just vanished and got replaced by aliens

[@jackmehoffe9372]

I'm there with ya mate. Everything hurts and I took it all for granted

[@Padraigp]

Aww yup defo reminds me of when we had a society and hung out. With people. Even young people don't hang out any more its insane. Its so unhealthy. Both my kids are not having what we had to miss. How will they even be in their forties? I dunno what to do cos im the parent i cant take them down a lane to get stoned and climb on roofs and whatnot like we did in the old days. 😅

[@vxmarcusxv]

"That should be interesting for meatballs" has got to be the best line throughout the whole series

[@jbri1]

i still don't get it

[@kygodragon4782]

​ Wow Meatballs are round, square tins are square. 🤦

[@ChristieeRichiee]

Love how giggly Karl is in this episode! So sweet. Thanks Man Moth for uploading these.

[@simoneadamiuk8600]

This is, without a doubt, my favourite episode. The entire White Van Man segment is just pure gold in this one.

[@alexshelley6881]

"Was it from outside the local saloon round the corner?" Gets me every time. And the square tins. This is probably the best episode out the lot

[@phantomspade2242]

"interesting for meatballs" should be the title hands down

[@kevinflemming1982]

"Have you got any fromage?" I missed that first time around. That's about the extent of my French as well lol.

[@michae13james10]

This is my 3rd time listening to them in order in the last two years Thankyou man moth You might have no idea the gift you have given

[@barryoffeastenders]

My girlfriend and I have broken up after 9 years together. These shows are a god send to get me through the heartache. I’ve lost count of how many run-throughs I’ve done of the shows, but they never fail to put a smile on my face. This episode is gold 😂❤

[@skeptical1705]

In the same boat chief. Chin up mate. Just an opportunity meet someone even better.

[@Padraigp]

Aww that sucks. My kitten died and findingnthe same. Like hanging around with your makes isnt it. Just makes you feel at home somehow. Greif sucks.

[@LordOfElderon]

You do love me Janine, I know you do.

[@barryoffeastenders]

@@LordOfElderon 🤣 Pat!! You’ve trodden on me foot! Get off!!

[@tetsuoshima7385]

@@barryoffeastenders😂😂😂

[@GooglyEyedJoe]

3:20 - "Do you know much French, Karl?" "Um...'ave you got any fromage?" xD

[@HopeVJustice]

[@jessemiles2426]

its either fish or cheese innit

[@benparker6497]

"That's a whole different kettle of croissant "

[@benparker6497]

Luke Peacock well I've embarrassed myself!

[@adamsubtract81]

@@benparker6497 Play a record.

[@aHUGEmistake]

Rick: "You dirty...you filthy little..." Stephan: "Frenchie."

[@jeremybds1901]

aHUGEmistake filthy little fffffffff

[@alandodd3184]

And here we have it. The greatest show of all. Every line is a gem. Ricky wasn't yet mean to Karl and having a go at him every other minute, Steve funnier than ever and Karl starts to come out of his shell more....

[@JBrown_Trivium]

Agreed. I think that's why I prefer this season to the other ones. It's more jovial and friendly, yet still hilarious

[@owenbitowski7572]

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[@owenbitowski7572]

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[@owenbitowski7572]

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[@owenbitowski7572]

@@JBrown_Trivium ets 55:32 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅str😅😅😮s😅😅

[@conormurphy4328]

Once again Ricky’s sexy music is “the girl from Ipanema”

[@greglynch391]

It ALWAYS is! Without fail 😂

[@Rossboe1]

I was watching the Brazil episode of Idiot abroad, and the gay bloke of that sings it to Karl. Full circle.

[@nat2002]

"Karl Pickleton."

[@emilyj9497]

haha! hilarious!

[@lobsterairsoft499]

...Thanks

[@leeroyjenkins5754]

“This is gonna be good” - cracks me up everytime 😂😂😂

[@laurataylor7785]

Here it is!! I absolutely love getting round to this show again. Constant hilarities. The very best!

[@gdafydd4]

50:20 possibly my favourite bit from all the shows

[@justinkline8437]

"It's their own fault for driving, Rick."

[@graysonridge4080]

This has got to be one of their best. These three are on fire the whole show.

[@XRourkex]

30:58 "A look of frightenedness...".

[@jlawbroski8763]

This is the first episode to make me literally cry with laughter. brilliant

[@sneezydeezymcdeluxe7015]

"I don't want you goin' cattlin' rustlin'" Gets me every time!

[@edmunddonnelly3881]

What is that a reference to?

[@travellingblade3015]

Listening in 2020. Thank you so much for uploading these as they have helped me through many difficult times. They put me at ease for a little while.

[@Sightation]

There’s something very therapeutic about listening to this trio, although I have no idea what. I began after my husband passed away.

[@hyperrayong]

When I'm having a bad day, I put this on because I know it will make me smile.

[@08smarks]

😊😊😊😊😊hih😊iii😊iuu😊😊u😊iuu😊😊😊uihhih😊

[@erizzle67]

35:45 One of Steve's best fake laughs: "Oooo hooo hooo hooo hooo, ha ha ha, he he"

[@murderballad1154]

lol annoying as fuck.

[@GrimAnglo]

I can hear Steve's exact laugh just from reading those words.

[@Sightation]

Steve’s authentic laugh is a quiet “huh, huh, huh,” that isn’t very audible.

[@NiallSlimDrew]

12:01 "You better not, you're our whipping boy, erm, co-presenter." Brilliant!

[@stevebrooks1331]

56:37 "Buzz Aldrin went "you tosser I was meant to go first"" 😂 The first time I've heard that in about a thousand playthroughs 😂 Love I'm still finding things in these shows after 15 years of listening to them!

[@NxDoyle]

Yr a bloody champ Man Moth. Last night I 'randomed' and got S1 E18 & thought, if anyone gets 19 up soon, it'll be Man Moth. ...'n' stuff. Nxx

[@brownayy]

One of the best episodes, the story about the horse living in the house gets me every time

[@robertJ14]

The podcasts are good Xfm seasons 2-4 are better But xfm season 1 is just gold dust. Everything was natural and as much as we all love Karl's features from season 2 onwards there is something so magic about them just talking about stuff like urban legends and tales of unexpected

[@mitchpitch]

Absolutely. And Karl was still respected "were only joking karl" "we love you karl" and he genuinely enjoyed it and laughed most season 1 episodes.

[@KubbsWickedSoul]

"This'll be good..." Oh, how right you were, Ricky.

[@kevinflemming1982]

Still laughing at "Have you got any fromage?" lol.

[@kygodragon4782]

What's funny about it? It's exactly what Karl said it was. "some french"

[@justanothercreator7273]

Square tins at sainsburys is one of the best moments of the whole series.....absolutley had me in stitches everytime.....and of course the pivotal classic moment of the horse in the house story :)

[@flud6699]

This has to be one of the best episodes!

[@HopeVJustice]

Deffinitely!

[@1984ekul]

One of the immortal episodes. You could click almost anywhere on the video and hear a possible alternative title within 10 seconds - just about every line is a gem. I'm going to go slightly off the beaten track, away from the meatballs and the horses, and suggest either "Baggariddim" or "It Was The Tree That Did It".

[@Sheriff_GrimLaw]

"I'll go mental." x

[@punoil]

Been listening for easily ten years now, here's to ten more

[@dball_94]

Karl’s quote at 52:20 about the memo is very relevant months/years later when Karl doesn’t write down a note about the offer of voiceover work for Steve and they have that big dispute

[@ejayman]

Also forgetting one of the answers to his own rock busters clue! (for The Pixies)

[@kieranflaherty3316]

Don't mind me - I'm just saving my favourite moments from each episode for my next round trip 2:30

[@kieranflaherty3316]

+ 3:48 🇬🇧

[@kieranflaherty3316]

13:47 this episode is great 😂

[@NatalieTallulah]

I so remember seeing that Tales of the Unexpected prison cemetery ep as a young child. Totally freaked me out.

[@rj2409]

50:20 has me in tears everytime!!!!!!

[@akaashsharma1022]

The picture mentioned at 4:30 www.diomedia.com/stock-photo-left-to-right-stephen-merchant-and-ricky-gervais-british-actors-and-karl-pilkington-british-radio-producer-attending-the-2002-sony-radio-academy-awards-in-london-compulsory-credit-uppaphot-image17480158.html

[@courtenayjones4632]

Was Merchant trying to look shorter by sticking his leg out to the side? XD

[@YourOwnDa]

that should be interesting for meatballs

[@davet2825]

From 41.00 this is just laugh after laugh and some of the best chat I’ve ever heard! Imagine one of your mates talking about his past and coming up with this.

[@cartmanofsp]

''DAD! How long do elephants live?'' ''About... 1000 years or summat.''

[@n0rdicwarking]

The story of the woman buried alive isn't from Tales of the Unexpected, it's "Alfred Hitchcock Presents: The Final Escape"

[@fraserwebster8761]

25:02 I love the Guns N Roses story from Steve. I seem to encounter these types of people far too much in life. So relatable.

[@crispycronch]

awwww, Karl giggling at 11:43... must be in the double digits now, and I've never heard that before. I love these shows

[@thecurmudgeon3131]

This episode should be called "Karl Pickleton."

[@jameshickey1294]

2021 An this is still the greatest radio ever So good.... 😂✌

[@roshanjoseph_17]

50:49 "awwwww christ...haaahahahaaa" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Man was literally dying here 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@willb8673]

Ricky: what d'you mean he was born without a brain? Karl: he was born without a brain

[@bfravel]

Steven was on the “Inside of you with Michael Rosenbaum” podcast and said that the moment he and Ricky realized Karl was a comedy genius and they were going to work with him long term was the moment Karl talks about the horse in the living room without realizing this was the interesting part of the story!

[@Elitenuke]

Anyone else hear the sirens at 56:13? Or am I going mental? 😂

[@VickyVicky-di2kl]

Turned 30 and gone mental😂 yeh I heard it too

[@simkoeliassi2018]

Ahhhhh the legendary "horse in the house" episode 😅😅😅

[@courtenayjones4632]

The comment section on these uploads are great, love the community

[@babyshambler]

I've heard these so many times but only really *heard* Steve's cheese line at 56:30 and its floored me. Even gets a laugh from Karl.

[@brownayy]

This is definitely the best episode

[@kygodragon4782]

Well no be because that's a opinion and not fact.

[@brownayy]

@@kygodragon4782 You are so righteous.

[@kevinflemming1982]

@@brownayy Don't worry about it. He's just a troll who has been going around everyone's comments and being a joyless so and so, either on purpose or clearly not getting why people find things funny.

[@kygodragon4782]

@@kevinflemming1982 Incorrect, I spoke pure facts.

[@PointOfViewUk]

"just check out the face" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" gets me every time XD

[@Animaja001]

The best part is at 48:20 when karl says "Steve could have a baby, and Ricky could see it and say "God, i want one that looks like that" and Ricky bursts out laughing. I don't think Karl even meant it as a dig towards Steve but it lined up so well.

[@Christophee1987]

I love that Eric and Ernie are in Sesame Street, according to Steve. Never noticed that before. I hear things I previously missed every time I listen to these.

[@ejayman]

Yeah I think he was confusing them with Bert and Ernie :D

[@lilme7052]

Ah! I thought I right!

[@sarahrudy163]

If she could come in and sit and in the corner, it would be the best time ever... She might be listening"

[@ratman1]

One of the best shows. Bloody good one that

[@digitaldylantingles7784]

Square tins aside I forgot how many other golden bits this episode has. "Why am I just feeding a baby cheese?" and "It used to chase cars."

[@dale2442]

3:22 - “Do you know much French, Karl?”... “Err ‘ave ya got any fromage?”

[@trapgod9690]

"RIGHT! 08700... We'll give you a prize if you know what the... Karl is talking about" 😂😂😂😂

[@sloth361]

“Ask them where to buy meths cheap, straight to the phones!” Ahhhh kills me everytime

[@themangleberry8772]

Steve "That's True Enough" Merchant

[@williamsmith666]

Steve "Arbitrary" Merchant.

[@Aalborg42]

the horror story is called Final escape, from 1984. the final scene is on KZbin

[@karldilkington8802]

Yeah that's not a tales from the unexpected, its hitchcock.

[@kevinbetancourt9033]

Even though I’ve listen to these episodes nonstop at least once or twice a week for hours for at least 10 years, as soon as I hear the white van Karl question what do you think about cloning children I get giddy and excited!

[@mrdex8527]

ah the episode of the man without a brain 😂 one of my favs

[@Aalborg42]

mr dex little fella

[@ENigma-um8zw]

I love that Ricky loves good cheeses, wonder what he’s snacking on these days probably nicer cheese and drink ;D

[@UltraGinormous]

His blood is 40% Stilton cheese now

[@thewanderercourier]

Steve’s just explained how they got the idea to make extras

[@sneezydeezymcdeluxe7015]

The meatballs part is honestly one of the greatest parts of any of these episodes. Fucking brilliant.

[@erizzle67]

Man these guys liked them some Badly Drawn Boy. And Feeder.

[@HopeVJustice]

Ash and Coldplay too at some point. :p

[@lobsterairsoft499]

Echo park, the darkness

[@ilcorvo9559]

Molly’s chambers by Kings of Leon featured many times as well.

[@williamsmith666]

Fortune's Faded played once every two shows later on...

[@robertJ14]

5:44 Little fella 😂 definitely a top 5 episode.

[@Thirteen31Music]

Horse in the house has always been one of my fav moments. Comedy gold

[@jordanwalker7076]

That's not cheese...

[@jmore1775]

Seriously I love these!

[@alexenglush7027]

“Your girlfriends away, Karl!” “The cheese graters only under the cupboard.” OOhooHooo now she’s a good lookin lady

[@beback_]

I love how Suzanne is essentially Karl's mother

[@johngilmore697]

What's going on, Suzanne?

[@abenhur100]

A bit of New Odor

[@HopeVJustice]

That's another listener gone! >

[@morningcoffeecat2271]

"White van man...Karl"😁

[@arturobandini4078]

This is a benchmark episode

[@DenzelAJackson]

Keep em coming man! Thank you for sharing

[@harry_page]

43:04 I love how Karl breaks down a bit and starts laughing :D

[@FutureAbe]

The ending is superb 😂. Ricky having a go at Neil Armstrong for mucking up his line (because he’s not “BAFTA NOMINATEEEED), but then seconds later messing up the perfume quote himself..😂

[@williamsmith666]

"A guy threw a punch at me -- I punched him back, knocked him square out!" That guy...was never in a mosh pit.

[@jeremyc9593]

Definitely not, especially considering he thinks that seeing UB40 live is the epitome of all concerts.

[@leebow7357]

Wish these could come back and do a few more series,,or would it not be as good now,,thing that as always got me about these three,,i have never really been a fan of any of them on there own,but as the threesome its like the perfect recipe ,brilliant

[@BigShaun]

Saw the title of the video and IMMEDIATELY knew it was the famous horse in the house 😂😂

[@lardshank]

This episode should be broadcast into space, or put on a rocket like the Voyager golden record