Xisumavoid Out of Context

Xisumavoid Out of Context
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[@Wifies]

Hey, for those of you early viewers, you may have noticed that I somehow managed to not include credit in the disc, that was promptly fixed :D Thank you to X for being the amazing youtuber that he is

[@Smolio_Random]

Yes

[@notjustmedamnit]

Worst "credit" I have seen in a long time. It should be at the very top and super clear, before any of all that other "crap" you have in the description. This seem more like content theft than anything else.

[@Eulers_Identity]

Haha I am super early this time.

[@Smolio_Random]

@notjustmedamnit yes and i dont give a damn about you, it was an honest error and misunderstandings can be taken lightly.

[@Smolio_Random]

@@notjustmedamnit *brain processes, no results* k imma just ignore what we just said....

[@BlissAnimations]

Xisuma out of context: Deep yet random phrases Grian out of context: Just random Mumbo out of context: demonetized

[@BlissAnimations]

@@kasakro9829 classic

[@mythicalstoryteller81]

N e t h e r r e g i o n s

[@hellomynameisjoenl]

Joe Hills in context:

[@fazestepbro49]

Ren out of context: *age restricted*

[@kylaajm3411]

@@fazestepbro49 ren AND doc, you mean

[@dairyproductss]

“You can say “ok zoomer” to me cause it’s sounds like xisuma geez” -xisumavoid

[@justanothersoul8290]

I literally thought he said "ok xisuma" lol

[@connacel]

0:40

[@mangolimbo2551]

lol

[@isramubashar5080]

I used to think ok zoomer was ok suma because I didn't know what it meant

[@doornumb]

*okzoomervoid

[@kiro1469]

X is the best out of context, as Xisuma talks he just kinda, talks, even if it is off topic.

[@twosiwel6609]

So true if you’ve ever watched a Xisuma steam you would know

[@oobal2978]

Harro Draws Yes

[@lone2234]

Ikr. He just kind of drift off and it's funny even if it's in context

[@AkinaDing]

GreatGatherer You should watch ibxtoycat!

[@cheffries6066]

He calls it "Waffling"

[@strawlocks]

Alternative Title: Xisuma being a combination of a boomer, millennial and a zoomer

[@soapypie5357]

Boozoomennial

[@SuperMasterman64]

Obviously, he's an elf!

[@olivethehermitfan6179]

Robotstarlox yeah pretty much

[@lsswappedcessna]

ok zooma

[@aureaux]

You mean generation X?

[@timzackLEGO]

Xisuma says so much random stuff, this is probably the funniest out of context video.

[@dairyproductss]

I’m in love with your pfp

[@thecatdragon589]

that profile pic is the best

[@timzackLEGO]

@@thecatdragon589no joke I have actually got someone into Hermitcraft just because of this profile picture

[@thecatdragon589]

@@timzackLEGO lollollol

[@twoarrow9134]

You’re just drawing people in with the pfp

[@temporaltoast9692]

“Eat my feet” -Xisumavoid

[@mellowdie-deranged]

"I'm gonna go inside and find out who's been buried there -aaa ive been killed by radiation poisoning." -Shashwamyvoid

[@lupidoo3410]

*_Gladly._*

[@nick3xtremegaming212]

@@lupidoo3410 Hold up

[@DerrylHopkins]

"Speaking of people suffering, that can be funny." - Xisuma

[@nickwilson3499]

Aosana haha xisuma is being tortured😂😂😂

[@mellowdie-deranged]

Sad ist

[@thekenster9086]

Xisuma just sounds like you took a thousand clips from different people but made them sound like xisuma

[@zero_xx70]

Xisuma is already just random

[@JustinRed624]

"Do you know what I am?" *"I'm a bee!"*

[@artra2539]

Geez

[@jim2725]

U 2

[@genesisfrog]

Out of context Joe Hills would be a gold mine, especially his streams.

[@why3994]

that's the joehills difference!

[@emmaryartistry2874]

'Teeth touchers'

[@anamewoah5336]

This is accurate

[@thatoneguy9582]

“finances” “the n-word of ages”

[@alexaipaw]

Ageism

[@CaptainFoxy167]

I always love how xisuma talks

[@Xeema4869]

Same

[@steveminecraft4364]

Somewhat angry but so calm

[@amazingtrixie973]

Me too, my mom does too she heard him and started talking like him😂

[@donomanater8544]

"Im gonna go ging out who’s buried there oh no I’m dying of radiation poisoning" I died

[@mellowdie-deranged]

Of radiation poisoning?

[@IndependentOreo]

I love the dramatic music in that scene

[@gabrielc7861]

2:25

[@gane5wc817]

"Someone had glued his hand to a train to stop them from running"

[@daifukumochidango2855]

"You're shifting, your body fruit, GLASS!" i have never heard such words of wisdom from Xisuma.

[@raptorexx_]

What Xisuma says in videos, and especially on streams, is very easy to take out of context and make it sounds rather weird, and I absolutely love this xD You know, someone on stream said "X is a size queen" and he read it, so.... Edit: I hate the fact that I remember hearing him say most of this stuff, I watch X too much xD

[@fanimationsoldacc]

@Satanistic Angel just close your eyes while listening and it should help :D

[@luihn7328]

don't mind me being like a year late but do u have a link to that stream? and possibly a time stamp? i desperately need to hear him say that

[@kalahin3857]

Next: Wifies out of context

[@Wifies]

who knows

[@dairyproductss]

*gasp*

[@joeydk7293]

Nani?!?!

[@PGATProductions]

xisuma simultaneously sounds like an 80 year old woman and a 20 year old guy

[@2foru516]

I'm beggin' you for mr Keralis out of context >.< He sounds so... interesting when in context, then how he'd sound out of context?

[@Wifies]

hmmm :)

[@STAARQUEEEN]

@@Wifies DOIITTTT Keralis is da best xD

[@ljsrailwayvideos2370]

@@Wifies keralis AND Bubbles

[@IncrediBILL]

@@Wifies YESSSS PLS DO IT! :D

[@robinmorgan4418]

In X's last video, Keralis said something along the lines of "So you'll give me head, Hmm?

[@audreylitteral5276]

For anyone wondering, a good amount of these clips are from X's livestreams on Twitch. He reuploads them onto his second channel, XisumaTwo, and takes different bits of discussion and puts them on a third channel, XisumaSays. I 100% recommend tuning into his live streams because he's always waffling and making jokes and having really nice discussions with his chat about a ton of different topics. He is really down to earth and wise as well. I always love tuning in as its like a mini podcast but ontop of hermitcraft

[@tidalshores]

“However, speaking of people suffering, that could be funny...” Nearly spat out my drink that doesn’t exist at that one, especially since I wasn’t fully paying attention at the time. (Edit: Timestamp is 2:50 btw)

[@gabrielr-nki8296]

Meme template: “I think boomers are taking this seriously “

[@dragonfury1565]

The fact that i dont watch Xisuma’s videos makes this even better XD

[@mellowdie-deranged]

And we're gonna force-pollinate them...

[@tudorcaciuraioanei3841]

You could do something like this, but with multiple hermits at the same time (ex. Grian-Iskall-Keralis etc.)

[@2foru516]

Y E S

[@tudorcaciuraioanei3841]

(second ideea) It would be like a new hermitcraft episode: Ren intro, Bdubs continues etc.

[@Wifies]

o.O good idea

[@tudorcaciuraioanei3841]

@@Wifies thank you!

[@tudorcaciuraioanei3841]

@@Wifies still waiting

[@user-we5zq6re9d]

What if an FBI agent is watching and takes this seriously

[@CeaselessWatcher5818]

I think in a pretty recent livestream, xisuma is just like "now im dissapointed that you exsist" I was sooo caught off guard. Was confussed

[@TheCarpetFarmer]

Didn’t see this coming, made my day 😂

[@Wifies]

:D

[@isramubashar5080]

:D

[@brianspragge]

"I'm learning a lot about finances from a guy I've never met playing Minecraft"

[@trottinboots]

This is exactly what I need during these depressing times. I mean I'm depressed anyway but that's besides the point

[@Wifies]

:) Hope all goes well

[@depufull2]

Wow 69 likes

[@Thalia_Phantoka]

@@depufull2 >:(

[@mtnofmolehills3781]

I laugh at that statement so I don't cry

[@gizmoanimatez4918]

Oof same

[@fanimationsoldacc]

You’ve gotta love Xisuma 😂 Great job, Wifies, you chose the perfect clips I’m sick but this makes me feel a bit better

[@ViolaDragon621]

I never realized how random X can be sometimes Also I’m still thinking about the broom thing

[@celestialtree8602]

if you want to read or watch more about the concept, it's called the "Ship of Theseus"

[@izukatz]

ive never watched any of Xisumavoids content and this thoroughly confused me but I love it

[@juliusvdl2204]

"were going to force pollinate them" *HOLD UP*

[@gizmoanimatez4918]

"Do yaknow what, ive been alive for a few hundred years" -Xisuma

[@rmzing]

2:03 "eat mah feet"

[@jacobrickard7690]

YES I WAS WAITING FOR THIS

[@tearlach47]

I remember quite a few of these clips when he was live :) It's good that he gives his sarcasm an accent so us fans can tell when he's being facetious.

[@baylleart]

Recent Xisuma quote: Don't kill them they'll die!

[@audreyl.4876]

Tbh if I closed my eyes and just didn't have the visuals of the vid, I'd have thought this was one speil. I love just listening to Xisuma talk and his tangents and the fact that he gives some real life advice from real experience.

[@louieproto]

I shall watch this... Once I have finished my e-learning work

[@shroomie8530]

Good :D

[@shroomie8530]

ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ🏆

[@Wifies]

glad to hear it

[@louieproto]

Memo Mumb eh kinda, but my English teacher is making us write a bunch every single day

[@ljsrailwayvideos2370]

@@shroomie8530 i need that as copypasta, why cant we copy comments

[@bgmonsterx1_fan345]

Yay Finally Xisuma out of context xD

[@tommasolarghetti]

3:11 I don't know but that part is the funniest for me

[@noahshmoah_]

Just finished my excruciating school work, and I'm rewarded with this! Thanks Wifies! :)

[@Wifies]

Of course, and thank you :D

[@tttITA10]

1:15 - Keralis left the chat.

[@rockeater64]

2:03 yEAt MyY fEet

[@cade.m]

Totally didn’t think this would be good. Totally the best one.

[@feathersparrots1456]

"You can't catch a bullet with your teeth" *Are you challenging me?*

[@fatiquev]

“You can say “ok zoomer” to me because it sounds like Xisuma, jeez”

[@Jay-qk9mk]

“Who had glued their hands to a train to stop it from running” This is so funny to me 😂😂😂😂

[@meteor1373]

This was the funniest thing I've seen in a long while, thanks :)

[@LunealSky]

I love this version the most

[@andreeacat7071]

Grian and mumbo out of context anyone :)

[@Wifies]

already made :D

[@Moon_Jam08]

Xisuma will be a very great Philosophy or Ethics teacher

[@marvingreenscreen9947]

"We are going to force-pollinate them"

[@nullFoo]

Xisuma could play the Doctor

[@techgamer6875]

he sounds like google translate having a stroke

[@thehighgroundhimself736]

X is like 100% another person in live streams

[@moontravellerjul]

this was great! also it gave me serious déjà vu; i don’t catch many streams but i had watched most of the stuff that was in this video! pretty awesome feeling!

[@shebl3702]

“i’ve been alive several hundred years” - Xisuma

[@__-ry7zx]

I like how the out of context video finally has no context.

[@evvec1490]

this is why you wanna watch Xisuma stream, he already entertain enough for his own good

[@kaleifoley2468]

this is the funniest compilation i have ever watched lmao!

[@lauryners]

Xisuma out of context is the best hermit out of context 😂

[@lacreatura2850]

When there’s no viewers but there’s three comments

[@nussenationen8255]

Make keralis out of Context that would be funny

[@duckface81]

"you give me head" -keralis, yesterday

[@phe_Kai]

This just showed up in my recommended and I'm so happy it did. XD

[@Ace_Unic0rn]

Xisuma is literally ADHD thoughts given form

[@coolstuff1959]

I love xs podcasts they are hilarious

[@coolstuff1959]

On his third channel

[@indiaakamashedtaterilov5095]

I just realized YOU ALREADY HAVE 34K SUBS! CONGRATS!

[@partypizza1]

64 now

[@ezoteric_9275]

THE NEWS ITS ALL CLICKBAIT!

[@afabfelix]

The amount of effort this must have taken... But Xisuma to me is a great example of why these videos would benefit greatly from subtitles. Because my brain is still with the last statement, when the next one starts and I think being able to read the statements parallel to listening to them would make the fun more easily enjoyable. Just a suggestion

[@pavloydus]

Hello there

[@ebramshephard8860]

General Kenobi!

[@nostalgicrubber]

It’s the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

[@chaoticpyxel2129]

this is the best out of context video ive ever seen

[@sacked5266]

"I'm learning a lot about finances by watching a guy playing Minecraft" funniest line .

[@iminmissouri8589]

Need a series of this

[@Corinthius]

I love Xizuma! Great video

[@coldfirew6174]

We need more of these.

[@enolp]

This video is literally all I’ve seen of Xisuma’s content, but now I’m thinking I have to check out his stuff bc this is amazing

[@h_o_n_k_]

"You are shifting your body through glass!" I cannot understand a context where this is not weird

[@teamminecraft1276]

lol, just lol.

[@mangoandkate7693]

Ha liked the video a lot btw love your work wifies

[@Wifies]

[@AnnieGrace04]

I've watched so many hermits out of context or being odd but this takes the cake lol

[@thecatdragon589]

i was waiting for these shenanigans

[@TheMinecraftAvatar]

Utterly fantastic

[@ryntunnicliff]

Beautiful video! I think Joe out of context would be hilarious too, if you want requests. If not, just ignore my comment. I love your videos! Keep up the hard work.

[@whistlegoeswoo2953]

Ok im new to wifies, but these videos really got me into it! I'm a big hermitcraft fan so i enjoy these a lot!

[@somebodylikesbacon1960]

I've watched so much Xisumasays that I know the context to some of these.

[@fluffynarwhal207]

This is perfect

[@louisfaillance6505]

« We’re gonna force pollinate them » Thanks Xisuma

[@ellluksubchannel9905]

I recognize a lot of this from Amazon Xisumavoid

[@ThatOne1Shadow]

My favorite quote from this video has to be "someone glued their hands to a train to stop it from running" and I really want the context to this

[@h_o_n_k_]

Xisuma out of context: The literal definition of out of context things Grian: Chaos Good times with scar: "Uhhh.. Scar? Yk that there might be 10 y/o s watching, right?" Mumbo: demonetized.

[@tttITA10]

Best Hermit out of context so far.

[@roachfacesrs5270]

Gosh I love X. 😂

[@roachfacesrs5270]

@kian henninger ;)

[@notasteinrhythm7032]

make a part two please XD

[@ajj2172]

Livestream xisuma seams a lot more chaotic than KZbin xisuma. May have to tune into his next livestream.

[@Iramao]

"what about chernobyl?" you read my mind, x

[@colorstorm4136]

Best out of context i have ever seen XD