Y’all need to find better hobbies!

[@MichaelBullut]

At this point we're going to need Dean & Sam Winchester; the Ghostbusters; John Constantine and every supernatural hero/heroine to deal with whatever comes out of that Ouija board! 🤦🏾‍♂🤦🏾‍♂🤦🏾‍♂

[@stephenbachman132]

Unfortunately we will get Ghost Facers

[@irishtheblack]

Don't forget Scooby-Doo!

[@silverjohn6037]

I'm old school myself. We may have to ask Silver John, Solomon Kane and the Historical Languages Department of Miskatonic University to come out of retirement.

[@samuelgarrod8327]

I'll send Van Helsing a note.

[@rachellisonbee3798]

And get then here ASAP, stat!

[@darcreven5497]

Word of advice, don't use a ouija board as a kitchen cutting board. It's keeps resurrecting your chicken. 😂

[@jiveturkey2875]

Even better. He can flop himself around in the seasoning and hop in the pan by himself. This is genius.

[@mrpushrod9279]

Why hasn't this been made into a B movie horror film yet?

[@darcreven5497]

​@@mrpushrod9279 OK I'm stealing another meme here just like the ouija board one. But I think it is a current singers concert tour movie. The KFC Taylor Swift special - Two boney thighs, small breasts and a left wing. 😂

[@BlueRidgeCritter]

As if the gates of hell aren't open far enough as it is. Now they're just advertising for their own personal entrance.

[@AncientTools72]

Absolutely right! Whatever happened to collecting baseball cards...or coins...

[@moralityisnotsubjective5]

Or rocks, stamps, etc. Anything but this sort of thing.

[@OriginalMomo]

Gates of hell are EXACTLY what they’re trying to open. 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

[@JasonPowers-rw8rf]

Dumb#@$%@!

[@nathalieduverna6963]

THEM!! Not us

[@AngusHenry09]

Like there isn't enough hell/evil on earth already ???

[@KentuckyFriedFixes]

I think I'll stick with old school mini bikes and go karts as a hobby. Much more fun raising hell on those than trying to literally summon it with a witch board.

[@AppalachianPatriot]

Honda Big Red three wheelers! 🤘🏻🤘🏻

[@Sirscruggz]

Why we tryna summon a veritable army of demons man???

[@Storyracing387]

Rc cars are always a fun go to...just saying 😊

[@randywise5241]

If you want demons to come around, keep doing stupid things like that. Do stupid things and win stupid prizes.

[@watchingthewheelsgoround260]

Nothing to see here just a big welcome sign for demons! 😳 It’s all fun and games until someone is possessed.

[@BlueRidgeCritter]

For somebody to do that, I think they already are.

[@watchingthewheelsgoround260]

@@BlueRidgeCritter good point!

[@approachingtarget.4503]

Lol. A magnifying glass that big will create temperatures of hell.

[@CopiousAmountsOfDerp]

Yes it's crazy, we live in the "Hold My Beer" era. Idiocracy already happened 20 years ago and Tik Tok is the sequel.

[@saleendriver]

People in the NE are nuts. Must be the cold.

[@rockerchefdave]

I would never, EVER, have one of those boards in my house. Never.

[@user-calm_salty]

ditto

[@DuffBrian]

tbh, we're closer to Idiocracy than ever. But when I see things like this, I think people are trying make "Cabin in the Woods" a real thing instead.

[@lorireed8046]

Children of the Corn

[@PatricS123]

The way you said that about the witches and Puritans made me want to play cops and robbers

[@JDEhlert]

*witches across the planet* "How big is that gate going to be and just how much power are we gonna have to burn to banish the demon those idiots are about to unleash?"

[@krisandersen8695]

Dude, 'Tempting Fate' is what Humans do best. Or at least most often.

[@barbarakilman271]

Omg I'm never going to massachusetts

[@dawnbrady684]

I came for the thumb nail stayed for the expressions on your face 😂😂

[@JasonPowers-rw8rf]

People please prepare yourselves. Things are going to get ugly out here. We have been putting our fists in God's face for years. " GOD is not mocked"

[@tigerlily2941]

I mean I haven't seen him show himself ever lol.

[@user-calm_salty]

Truth!!

[@DraganGrazic]

Actually, witch burning only happened in Europe. All Salem witches were hanged, accept for one: He was crushed.

[@moralityisnotsubjective5]

I doubt any were actually guilty. It was just a land grab.

[@DraganGrazic]

@@moralityisnotsubjective5 Old feuds. greed. grudges. mass hysteria. superstition. a misinterpetation of a bible text, sometimes on purpose. not knowing any better. And yes, sometimes the accusers wanted land. I. E. the Templars. And none of them were guilty.

[@moralityisnotsubjective5]

@@DraganGrazic I really respect Giles Corey for not giving in and only telling them more weight so that his family would keep their land.

[@alricaneshama]

Ok. Now, this one I support. LOL

[@TrineDaely]

AH HAHAHAHA I want to see that!

[@tacaskey4665]

I, for one, am utterly shocked that this is happening in my state... I will never visit that "nope board" at any time... Anyone up for a nice game of Monopoly instead?

[@MundaneGray]

There is no such thing as a “nice” game of Monopoly.

[@patrickrobinson545]

I'm not sure i care for what the hell is going on in the world much anymore, Think ill go back into the wilderness and disappear , live like a wildman :)!

[@BigSeppiWen]

The Salem witches were hanged.

[@toenikern6914]

Hmm...honestly I think that I would pick the apocalypse over the Idiocracy.

[@Michaelfatman-xo7gv]

Let's not get in a hurry. It's coming whether you want it or not.

[@bombardierboerboels]

Need a hat where can I get one sir 🍷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[@carrow2250]

I guess they crossed off every item on their list because this is the last thing to do.

[@SciFiGuy72]

If they use it to send Joey (AKA Kane from Poltergeist) back to heck....then I'll allow it.

[@jimmac69]

Ironically, Salem Massachusetts is the headquarters for modern paganism and Wicca

[@jbkibs]

How are they going to sneakily move the piece around, and pretend it wasn't them, when they have to use their whole bodies to do it? ;)

[@adrianmay3573]

Why 🤯 FUCK NO NO BAD NO!! 8000 * / complete bad idea NO!! I absolutely hate Ouija boards.

[@AllanHazen]

If they leave the pointer on it and any video camera left monitoring it captures the thing more without human assistance you know to never go to Salem again.

[@RogueSiren11]

Does anybody have a Necronomicon or a copy of Toben's Spirit Guide? Oh we need that Evil Dead guy. Yeah, yeah see if he's available.

[@Cannaburg]

We need to call Ackroyd Murray and Hudson asap

[@babybree175]

Salem and ouija board? Seriously? Have you ever seen charm i the old WB? The charm one.? Come on now..seriously?

[@Michaelfatman-xo7gv]

You watched it? It has a a actual plot line? Huh. Learn something every day.

[@melaniereese5226]

I'm a Massachusetts native and I definitely don't support this stupidity!

[@Rodger_Phillips]

Whether one believes or does not believe in OuiJa boards, I can only hope that the size of the board does nothing to the "level of power" because if they and the Paranormal are indeed real, this is not the way anyone wants to get the proof. Marie Curie tempted the fates with her study of radiation/uranium, in this she is a hero for what she found, if this is real, this Ouija then there are no heroes in this idiotic tempting of Fate.

[@remedyhawke]

How would anyone move the planchet even???? Or, how would you read what it says? Is the planchet a mini van? Would a helicopter be employed to read the message? I think the ghost population will find it arduous, like going to an office job or training for the Olympics. WTF?!

[@GemmaleeDee]

That planchette looks heavy as hell doesn't it? lol

[@crct2004]

Competeing with CERN?

[@terririmmer4706]

You invite that stuff in and you will regret it.

[@SaucyWench88]

YES!!!!!

[@JasonPowers-rw8rf]

They are smiling! It is ironic they are in salem. You think they would learn

[@danielallmon2173]

Isn’t this the same place they held the witch trials? Seems they changed their minds.

[@Pops-km8xt]

Dadbod, a TRUE Gen Xer would've grabbed a case, a bottle, some bud and said, I got time, let's do this. If I win, I got a hell of a story. If I lose, no more mortgage payments. Really its a win win.

[@fluttergirl75]

Um..no. No on every level possible.

[@Pops-km8xt]

​@@fluttergirl75when you spend 40 years in one uniform or another, you need the gates of hell potentially being open to feel alive again.

[@fluttergirl75]

You go check it out. Don't bring it here.

[@moralityisnotsubjective5]

No one drinks bud anymore. They destroyed themselves.

[@moralityisnotsubjective5]

@@DannyWildmen I know what the devil's lettuce is. I just don't immediately think of it when I see that word.

[@willy480able]

Do you want kaiju? Because that’s how you get kaiju.

[@ragepoet1237]

If they want kaiju, why aren't they in Oak Ridge, TN

[@Crunch2327]

Cant see em getting a reply. As the man said "hell is empty and all the devils are here"

[@toddrinchko7816]

Wonder if theyll float

[@crct2004]

🤣

[@melrupinski88]

If they weigh as much as a duck.

[@210SETX]

WHY?

[@Opinions-d5p]

Exorcist on crack!😱🫣🫣

[@cdh8258]

What more do you expect from new englanders but the worlds largest Demon board

[@user-calm_salty]

Bad ju ju

[@nathalieduverna6963]

In Salem???😐

[@stevemoore5053]

What happens when people kick God out of schools!

[@monkeykidd420]

Just out of curiosity, are people really afraid of fucking Ouija boards something that a game executive came up with to make money off of this exact thing? People's fear of a Ouija board. I really hope people don't think those fucking pieces of shit are real

[@grim_al_kin]

Sadly, there are some. But in a world, where flat-earthers, YEC (young Earth Creationists) moon landing deniers, birds-aren't-real people, Pokémon are literal demons people... among a plethora of other bullshi people actually think, are you really surprised that a game, that's supposed to be a fun little prank/joke about the supernatural.. that there's going to be some that take it for real?

[@garyleveroni9410]

They should learn how to play kick the can remember that great game ….

[@jeramiahcox6976]

Assuming you dont belive in the juiji board, why? Assuming you DO believe, why would you want to do it publicly? Dont the spirits want to talk to individuals, not groups? And if you REALLY believe, dont you think calling on darkness itself, with all those souls and bodies around just make you feel like a biffet?

[@JasonPowers-rw8rf]

Wow😮😮😮 that is so pathetic. Our nation is in trouble!!!

[@LANLAS99]

No just No 😂

[@watup110875]

WTF

[@seismik9063]

@celinaspookyboo