Ya Burnt: Mulled Wine, Elves

[@bubblesezblonde]

one of the best 'yer burnt' episodes!

[@douglasmennella4525]

Absolutely!!! Stopped by to post the same thing.

[@davidbehrens4760]

*ya

[@charlespeakjr2168]

Damn straight!!!👍🏾🤣🤣

[@SlicedZucchini]

Took the word straight out of my mouth

[@tonyarichards5430]

*ya

[@Snarl_Marx]

A Xanax advent calendar is a legitimately genius idea.

[@wren_light]

Agreed.

[@WindsorMason]

I'm surprised that I haven't seen any pill organizers decorated as one actually! They certainly make some of them big enough to work. Haha

[@amyjackson8725]

Bad Santa put aspirin in one after he ate the "kid's" candy!😂

[@scottgooding9935]

A xalendar?

[@gratefuljackal8183]

I always love the Ya Burnt but this one with the goofy hat, sunglasses, and burnt duck prop is on a new level. They're just having fun and going for it since the attic and I love it 🐾🐾💙

[@andrewpowers2249]

You always call out writers for inspection...but I feel they should get praised on this one, some of their best writing.

[@alinaigrad]

Fully agreed.

[@janelliot5643]

That's not how Comedy Works

[@SimonRussell-y4w]

Now THIS is Emmy-worthy! Seth's expression after the "hey wreaths, I'm wreath-inking you" pun is classic!

[@nathanweast4397]

Calling carolers Jehovah's witnesses that went to theater camp was a joke I laughed way harder at than I should have; solid material.

[@jan-ns2ye]

The writers outdid themselves on this one! I’m gonna watch it again!

[@eboknows9812]

As much as I enjoy the Closer Look segments, Ya Burnt always delivers.

[@hillarypritchard9249]

I'm also obsessed with Back in My Day!

[@barkergirl33]

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at an "Ya Burnt". The writer's were on fire.

[@NisansaDdS]

Baa dum tsss

[@British_Rogue]

I didn't know I needed to hear Santa Claus being described as a _'fictional demigod'_ when I woke up this morning, but I'm glad it has happened. My day is better for it.

[@radicalross7700]

If Santa really existed, he'd really be burnt🔥. What good is immortality if you have to spend eternity as a morbidly obese geezer living on the North Pole? Some "demigod"!

[@muscato0083]

4:42 "You dont give a Kia with a bow, you give it with a gift receipt" one of the best lines I've heard 😂😂

[@PattiWinker]

So delightfully snarky!! The best Ya Burnt ever!

[@InformationLiesAtTheEdges]

Seth's tone was great, as well as his rapid-fire delivery. I'm always amazed at how quickly he can speak/read.

[@mbanerjee5889]

This seems like it was written around: "How many stupid props can we get Seth to use". And I love it.

[@syniron6670]

Hat, shades and oven mitts...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@elaexplorer]

It's so funny he cut off the jackals by pointing out the paper "feet" didn't burn.

[@halfdbsr3454]

I love how the setup to Ya Burnt always involves migrating tree frogs

[@UatuOmega]

If and when Seth and his crew decide to retire (Anubis forbid), I hope we _finally_ get the full story of those fascinating migrating tree frogs.

[@uwehaleksy]

But only if they built a wall against them first.

[@gratefuljackal8183]

Don't think it, don't say it, and FFS don't write it in a KZbin comment!!

[@anniejankovic8056]

I love how he became Mike Lindell as soon as he remembered the Christmas goose

[@jeremyzavitz3899]

I think he was channeling MacGruber after the Macdaddy blew up his whole gang with C4.

[@geekishgir]

This was world class Ya Burnt! Possibly one of his best ones ever 🤣

[@sharkulashairstylist5505]

Because you are pale never been outside white? No not really White people problems amped All Seth's show is today is White people problems in a joke wrapping.

[@janusconner3710]

Best ya burnt frfr

[@Aelorick]

The "wreath" and "rethinking" joke/pun was gold! NOOOT! Damn, that hurt my ears...

[@MKPiatkowski]

This was the best Ya Burnt ever! Laughed all the way through. The writing was top notch.

[@theodoredickinsonjr5846]

I felt that "arts and craft ornaments made at school" bit in my soul! 10/10

[@allein1001]

I'm 48 and I've still got at least one popsicle stick sled in my box of ornaments (which my dad didn't get out of the garage this year because between me, my parents, and my brother, we've got at least two trees worth, and he chose to only do my parents' boxes because they were the easiest for him to reach).

[@squee599]

For a few years I used to have 2 trees, one for the kids handmade "ornaments" and one for me 😂

[@uwehaleksy]

@@squee599 as you have the good table cloth and dishes and the ones for guests.

[@squee599]

@@uwehaleksy except in my house if I had those things they would be for guests not the other way around!

[@uwehaleksy]

@@squee599 guests are terrible. You clean up the house for them as if Santa's watching and all they do is leaving you with a full dishwasher and an empty fridge. Clever me has a bleach label on my good bottle.

[@peterbathum2775]

Ya burnt RULZ !!! Here’s to spilling my coffee with laughter!

[@MissMeeky]

Between Ya Burnt and the SNL Weekend Update- Seasons Greetings is savage.

[@MariaVosa]

Ya Burnt! is my favourite segment after A Closer Look. They never disappoint!

[@Omni0404]

What about Corrections?

[@rsalbreiter]

My daughter always copies Seth after i watch these "Dad, is the thermostat up too high or are YA BURNT!" (She's 8)

[@civlyzed]

This is my Christmas present and I really needed to laugh this morning. Love ya' burnt!

[@rickhamilton2959]

Seth's sweet hat and shades combo makes him look like 3 to 5 years younger.

[@stlawrenceriverrat]

The best Ya Burt I've ever seen & pretty impressive how you still read the cue cards & kept up the pace while wearing those shades too! Happy Holidays! 🎄💝

[@imightbebiased9311]

I think you have a typo in your post. Ya Burt is the segment about Reynolds, Ward, Bacharach, and Lancaster. YA BURT!

[@InformationLiesAtTheEdges]

Seth's was a masterful performance. He was so into it, he forgot about the hat! 😂

[@uwehaleksy]

@@imightbebiased9311 that took me a while... Literacy is literally key.

[@stlawrenceriverrat]

lol yeah. Thank you for that! 😂@@imightbebiased9311

[@olorin4317]

I came here for edgy elf comedy, and by god, I left fully satisfied.

[@InformationLiesAtTheEdges]

Indeed! And it included very edgy priest comedy, shocking some in the audience it seems from the audible groans and ohs. 😯😧

[@killerschaaaf]

It has to be the best episode of 'ya burnt 😂😂😂

[@SEOshogun]

I've watched it twice! I love it!!! ❤😂

[@peterbathum2775]

Great to watch you having fun esp when it’s killing us funny 😂

[@sonicboomkj]

It's been awhile since I watched Ya Burnt, but I will say this one was the most unhinged and hilarious of them all. PS: and yes we were waiting to see how long it would take before Seth realized he never took the hat off.

[@33334s]

It looked like the mulled wine he drank before this bit hit Seth’s bloodstream the time he got to malls.

[@Mplsgurl]

Best ya burnt for sure!❤❤❤

[@hermitworks]

At first I thought this was going on too long then you pushed through it and I realized it wasn’t long enough. Now I need an hour long Ya Burnt Christmas Marathon

[@trippzac]

having just heard Seth praise malls on the Family Trips podcast that came out this week, this is exactly the Corrections-type energy I was hoping he would bring to the malls part when I saw it on the list at the beginning. incredible, and I want more

[@jrojala]

I’m concerned because these episodes keep getting better and better and at some point the damn bubble will burst!

[@sassysilk6268]

The best Ya Burnt episode yet 🔥🔥🔥 - I laughed so hard 😆

[@katietoole8345]

This has that manic unhinged energy of "At this Point in the Broadcast" or Corrections. This is Seth at his absolute best.

[@undefined-f1b]

Just when you think you couldn't possibly love this show more 😂 Feliz Navidady!

[@ryvyr]

Truly one of the finest Ya Burnt segments I have seen :>

[@spiceyhotpot]

The best Holiday Ya Burnt! Totally agree with the mulled wine, who needs mulch flavor? No one!

[@TheGiggleMasterP]

It's a good thing I'm flame retardant because this ya burnt was explosive!

[@janusconner3710]

Mulled wine; what if potpourri got you fucked up 😂😂😂❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉

[@pesky-media]

This is absolutely my favorite video of the month

[@lashendawest7509]

We love your show seth meyers

[@danielgregory3295]

Callback to mulled wine!!😂😂

[@Moekoffee2001]

Yule burnt

[@davidknightx]

Anyone else feeling nostalgic for the mall? Man, I could really go for one of those soft pretzels now.

[@arthurmartin4616]

There are only 168 hours in a week, so elves working 200 a week is impressive.

[@Hadenufyet]

The only jackal worthy comment 😄

[@karmaalstad5588]

King Theoden got to keep his home. 👀👀

[@crithon]

WOW! THE UNBURNABLE WAS SO WORTH IT!

[@Driftwoodbaby]

oh dang- I feel called out with my only xmas decoration...the wreath on the front door!

[@AndrewStro]

Straight fire!

[@NewMessage]

Tim knows what he did. * narrows eyes *

[@TheElusiveReality]

That elf joke had Josh Johnson written all over it lmfaoooo

[@Galamoth06]

I know there are a lot of versions and origins of Santa Claus, but I've never heard of him referred to as a demigod before.

[@aprilgirl4]

I love Ya Burnt so much but my pet peeve is that when Seth says “let’s turn on the gas and load ‘er up” the list populates from the top. It should come up from the bottom like on a burner. -your friendly neighborhood jackal

[@Omni0404]

The subjects being burnt is the food, not the gas.

[@imightbebiased9311]

@@Omni0404 If the gas is burning on the bottom the top thing on the list would not be getting burnt. Jackals always win.

[@d.263]

"Sober karaoke with strangers is now available for delivery"😂😂 Give that writer a raise!

[@Lanwarder]

"mission accomplished" was the best burn here lol

[@PyronusSouria]

Seth out here cosplaying as Jamiroquai Cooks~

[@Dompn]

brilliant ya burnt. give the writer(s) a figgy pudding!

[@DarrylsB]

one of the best Ya Burnt! episodes ever Thanks for the laughs!

[@MultySerey]

Seth looks like a jolly blues brother

[@madelineo4128]

The hat and glasses combo is truly excellent

[@Caterpillartears]

Elves. Elves. Elves! 😂

[@adventureswithsanyu]

Shout out to especially the person who came up with the falala joke 😂😂

[@SpaceForceCommander]

Mulled Wine - I don’t like it when wine has too much time to think!

[@pommie5093]

I would so buy a xanax advent calendar

[@Hadenufyet]

I was actually at the mall today; I bought a coloring book. Nothing says Christmas like buying something unnecessary. However, 2024 is going to require LOTS of relaxation.

[@lazybacon7520]

Trafalgar D. Meyers with that sweet hat

[@ghilemaer]

I'm in withdrawal while Seth is on hiatus so am rewatching his most unhinged segments. This is my comfort KZbin.

[@SpaceForceCommander]

Seth with hat & glasses looks like he’s gone insane. He looks like a Christmas Shaman.

[@super5niki]

And then he proceeds to forget to take them off for a few jokes 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JPBelanger]

Best Holiday ya burnt of 2023

[@ilash81]

This segment proves once again that however politicized Seth's comedy may be, he really is the rightful heir to Conan O'Brien and his in-jokey, staff-involving, unapologetically silly and unabashedly weird style of late-night TV. And thank heavens for that.

[@montlejohnbojangles8937]

I think I felt a little bit of true venom in that one, Seth! Don't worry, Christmas will be over soon and we can get back to hating our weird neighbours in normal ways.

[@commander144]

You can just *see* him thinking “Ben, if I could kill you with my mind…” at 0:38

[@Eviltwin531]

"I just realized I'm still wearing the hat!" I hate so much that we weren't able to see his eyes at that realization. I'm sure the reaction was priceless under those wrap shades and Jamiroquai hat.

[@zombiechicken7114]

This was pure gold!!! Merry christmas to seth and the writers for this one!!

[@coopydoop]

Gold

[@anro7137]

Your description of the wreath floored me. Too funny!

[@Omni0404]

A moment of silence for the stage hand that has to cleanup Seth's partially masticated pretzel chunks off the floor. Cause you KNOW he didn't do it.

[@napoleonibonaparte7198]

I hope the ones Seth couldn't get to are revealed in a special episode.

[@DNTXPCTMCH]

This is, by far, my favorite Ya Burnt

[@waltonsimons12]

At this point, I'm starting to think migrating tree frogs are combustible.

[@blautens]

I can't say who I work for (let's call it the "red bow" car company) and I can say they actually have big red bows and people do give cars for Christmas.

[@jamesbaker4806]

I’m late on this, but for all those comments about how a 200-hour workweek is “impossible,” at the NORTH POLE, due to this planet’s angle of rotation relative to its angle of orbit, the North Pole has six months of sunlight and six months of darkness. Soooo, you can make a “workweek” as long or as short as you want. I don’t think ANY of the thousands of Santa Claus Stories EVER CREATED even acknowledges that fact.

[@picbefangirl8183]

great episode

[@angieallen4884]

Love this segment, as always; but...my KIA Forte is still running very well with 218, 000 miles on it. The Nero I bought in 2018 is my third KIA! Can't bad mouth KIA to me. Nope. Also, after my 10-year old Toyota died, my husband of two months brought home a shiny new Saturn with a BIG RED BOW for Christmas. We have been married 32 years. He, and the cars, have a lot of miles on them. but are still going strong!

[@p16r]

At 5:00 you said elves are working 200 hour work weeks. It's impossible to work 200 hours a week because a week has only 168 hours.

[@phelan_pt]

#Correction

[@XtinaCMV]

This was the best "Ya Burnt" I've ever seen 😂

[@karlkarlos3545]

Man, I so wanted to hear the story of the migrating tree frogs.

[@einienj3281]

Yes, stop killing trees and desecreating their corpses! 😂

[@karmaalstad5588]

So what do you do when you find bits and pieces of a skelaton in a deep gulch or Mount Everest impaled on a ice spike or tree? 😂💐🪦💐

[@Dao4deuce]

Finally someone brave enough to stand up for malls while taking down Advent Calendars and Tiny Tim!! 😂

[@TRACTOOOOOOOOOR]

Best one of the year so far

[@elizabethgrogan8377]

As a Spencer's employee, I am honored to be part of the "unburnable".

[@alorahkr]

damn i miss going to the mall, that bit was too well done lol

[@aaronlutes2126]

Jackal note: you definitely knew it before during and after, but taking a bite of the pretzel was a mistake

[@pepsiwepsi1952]

Happy Wednesday!

[@daniel.s.ferreira]

One day we'll know about those damn migrating tree frogs. One day.