CORRECTIONS Episode 85: Week of Monday, November 6

[@BuiltDownLogically]

I’m in love with the way he took an entire TV show and just decided to start shitposting with it

[@Flexicor]

This is most reddit level programming. All the corpporates make plans how to reach terminaly online generation and he stumbled into it.

[@chonqmonk]

???

[@StarSystemAndromeda]

@@Flexicor I wouldn’t be a good Jackal brother if I didn’t point out a correction; it should be “…stumbled upon it” 🐾🐾

[@clashpoet]

I like to think that Late Night is really just a support system for Corrections. This is why we are all really here, and the weekly show is just to get the jokes/create the content.

[@Qui-Dad-Jinn]

Well done.

[@StephanieAly]

The possibility that you'll call back a bit 2 years later is why I'll never get bored with Corrections

[@PerovNigma]

I've watched _Corrections_ every week since the start, but I can't remember what he was referencing. Could you explain? Was there a previous _Corrections_ that involved defenestration?

[@leighcolby]

"I spent all day emailing asking for an old phone" 😂😂

[@mystinkybutt]

Yeah, he muscled that elf right in there.

[@JoshisJoshisJosh]

Thought it was the venom bit.

[@christopherweise438]

Should be about time we see Patty Lyons again.

[@signaltonoise.online3729]

Becoming Emmy-unnominated was the best thing to ever happen to this show.

[@tarascott8000]

Oh? Becuasenthat erases all the other nonsense and wins? Trump lost. Trump is guilty thrice

[@RankinMsP]

💯🎯

[@TMercan31]

Exactly!

[@samsungtablet378]

That old callback bit was so delectably detailed and perfect. Felt like I had an inside joke with Seth. This is why I love this show.

[@user-ew4qj9bg7q]

3:39

[@russelhoskinson1324]

The fact that his crew gets to have a sit down comedy session with him every week is amazing.

[@mattbarker97]

As an English teacher, I greatly appreciated the "well" joke. Good done, Seth.

[@aaronpeart]

My god the oubliette

[@michaelengling4758]

I think he went to the good once too often!

[@caffeineadvocate]

Yeeeeeeah… I’m not sure if this joke holds water..

[@BurnChaos]

It was good.

[@LindaC616]

​@@BurnChaosa good one, well done

[@rentalksmedia]

The defenestration callback actually brought me so much joy 😂

[@SEOshogun]

It's the genuinely hardy laughter of the writers that gets me. Seth is a real comedian's comedian 😂

[@carolchapman6974]

*hearty

[@robertlloyd122]

​@@carolchapman6974Metajackal!

[@LapsedPacifist79]

I believe the laugh that you hear most often and loudest is actually one of the cameramen.

[@cleverusername9369]

CORRECTION: It's hearty

[@49dashwoodproductions26]

No

[@emilyhartmann1794]

Regarding Seth's brief mental breakdown... you do this bc WE LOVE IT!!! It makes our week, and makes you our favorite late night host!!

[@EmpyreanLightASMR]

13:30 Seth calls me a "helpful jackal"!! After 85 episodes, I finally made it! 😂 (in the comments for episode 84, I provided the quote directly from the book, including the well rings haha). I would like a mug, dark blue, that says "Jackal. But helpful."

[@melissylum4106]

Oh my God. The "old call back" was completely genius. I love this so much. This series is the only good thing to come from quarantine; I adore our resulting terrible, annoying, smart, and witty community.

[@alumpyhorse]

💙🐾

[@commaJim]

That was so silly and funny. It was incredible

[@arche2460]

I think my favorite part was the existential crisis right after

[@cobrasys]

I laughed at it loud enough here to startle my wife. The absolute hallmark of a 10/10 joke. 😆

[@KaritKtana]

💯💯💯💯💯💯

[@johnchiu]

I swear Seth goes out of his way to make this segment the best. Thank you Seth! The old call back is good.

[@carriefrazier1809]

I mean, the original “Animal Flubs” theme literally describes recording that instead of working on Closer Look 😂

[@rice_frying_shrimp]

yes, we are being pests and saying all of these things that macro-criticize the show, but it's important to remember that A: it's consensual and B: we do it out of love for the show. none of this would exist without Seth and his team's commitment to the format.

[@duncandownham4726]

​@@rice_frying_shrimp Also, we say them to give him ammo for corrections because it's gold

[@state924]

Crying about the old call back bit, was the best part of corrections imo😊

[@chezmoi42]

@@state924 I loved it. I hope it gets used for call backs once in a while, just when we think they've forgotten it.

[@TerriJansma-dn8go]

You took your key off your desk therefore it’s now “off key”😂

[@Tao_Tology]

Hmmm. Maybe 'out of key(s)'.

[@tomshea8382]

"Key is off" =/= "Off key."

[@reg2611]

As a music educator, I appreciate your pun and would like to give you an A+, but I can only sing an A#

[@cbpd89]

I literally screamed when I saw that Mac Tonight Jackal. Top notch corrections! Never stop the madness.

[@TheRealSullyG]

That graphic was 100% a paint by numbers, not a connect the dots. As much as I hate saying it, graphics got it right this time.

[@SajarErbraTerof]

Yeah, he made a mistake in his correction joke!😅

[@kmcalary]

@@kea2878 Exactly! The punchline didn't make any sense with paint-by-numbers.

[@arche2460]

Yeah exactly! The correction should've been that it wasn't painted in. It was definitely a paint by numbers though

[@EmpyreanLightASMR]

Jackals are so hard pressed to jackal, sometimes, that they type before they double check their work. It's ok though. I call them slackles.

[@jameslynch2399]

The joke said it was a connect-the-dots and the graphic was a paint-by-numbers. He reversed the terms here. Graphics got it wrong initially and he got it wrong in Corrections.

[@turquoise9706]

The old phone gag absolutely broke me, about as bad as it broke Seth. SO GOOD

[@mdbecker66]

For people that don't understand the oubliette joke. Oubliette comes from the French word "to forget". Like you throw someone down a hole and just forget about them.

[@mooxim]

thank you

[@user-zy5dp8fl8n]

Would also suggest watching Labyrinth to see an Oubliette in action!

[@demitasse22]

I took French in high school. I figured I’d get the joke by the tone of the laughter. Nope! Not even close. Petit . Not even a petit amount.

[@rickypen]

And there are lots of things in fantasy settings (games, books, etc) called Lightless Oubliette, Black, pitch or whatever, seems to be used a lot as a dark pit, or whole where light can't enter.

[@KuueenKumi]

Oublir

[@MattRumm]

OK, so Seth is now expertly using the coaster to mess with anyone who focused on his coaster use or lack thereof. Taking his time to sip, forever floating the question of whether he will put the full, dripping glass on the table or on the coaster, drawing out their sense of coaster discomfort... it's freaking magical to watch 😂

[@alumpyhorse]

‘coaster discomfort’ 😅

[@smlorrin]

Yes!!! Same here!

[@slavkovalsky1671]

I remember that old Seth Clears the Air segment with Kristen Wiig. She really couldn't forgive him for not using the coasters properly )))) not sure how real that rage was, but she was seething.

[@demitasse22]

I KNEW IT

[@rexluscus5873]

I just happened to be reading this comment as he was taking a drink which made me watch where he placed his glass. Thanks alot for this OCD quirk. 😂

[@canadaclaret]

"Give me a second" is a figure of speech called 'lytotes', kind of the opposite of hyperbole. Instead of exaggerating for effect, one diminishes for effect. My favourite example was Courtney Love's quip after breaking up with Trent Reznor. "More like a three inch nail," she said.

[@sempressfi]

Ooo thanks! I sometimes wonder if there is an opposite term for the opposite effect and just never remembered to look it up. I love linguistics and how use language lol

[@RoseKershner]

Whoever laughed at the French joke deserves a raise. And a baguette.

[@canadaclaret]

I am pretty sure that was the adorable Karen.

[@kelly6677]

Would you mind explaining it? I want to be able to laugh too 😅

[@canadaclaret]

@@kelly6677 in French, à dungeon can be called an oubliette, derived from the word for forget or forgotten (you throw à prisoner in there and forget about him) Seth's set up includes the idea that he forgets the term. It is sometimes used in English, but rarely.

[@kelly6677]

@@canadaclaret appreciate the help!

[@laras678]

​@@canadaclaret Seth's mother is a retired French teacher, is she not?

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Hey Seth, we took a poll and the vast majority of us don’t care what that one jackal said; we like that you don’t rush through Corrections and it can always be as long and indulgent as you wish. We like the long format. Thanks good sir, sea ewe next Tuesday!

[@rjpittman4510]

The commitment to stupid jokes is the reason I watch. "That was an old callback" made me laugh out liud

[@PilotsWorld]

The old callback joke was genuinely brilliant.

[@Crocogator]

the tiny ding when he put it down

[@IAmFJ1]

I actually paused to laugh, and then it got even funnier.

[@PeterBachman]

We were discussing classic comedy routines from Noises Off with Carol Burnette and John Ritter and the stage phone bit with the ringing sound effect came up. Thinking about how hard that was to coordinate I flashed back to a memory of high school where a friend had a working phone in his locker. When the principal opened the locker to get the phone it was already gone. What a rare pleasure it was to get the joke finally over 50 years later and realize how he pulled that off including removing the wire. Like savoring a 50 year single malt, it was very low key.

[@state924]

So.... I am 43 years old and I can safely say, I did not see the phone as old or out of place. I should have. But I immediately thought that the studio might not have updated the land lines. I'm guessing that if I was 20, I would instantly get the joke, as well as ask myself why I'm watching Corrections with Seth Meyers as a 20yr old...😅

[@cobrasys]

@@state924 Same here, including the age. 😆

[@dublinbounder]

Seth, just wanna say I appreciate the "callback" joke. I know you and the team put in a lot of work into this, and it does not go unnoticed.

[@joshk.6246]

I hope someday Seth writes a book about his time hosting the show and we learn that the most stressful part was taking a well-written monologue and purposefully adding in errors that needed to be corrected. All to feed his jackals that he truly loves.

[@DennisMoore664]

Love his impression of the Graphics Department team

[@marysmith7765]

It’s one of my favorite bits 😂

[@brouckayalew5361]

Another week of people thinking I am crazy because I am laughing by myself. Worst part is I can't even show this to them to prove I am sane because that would only prove the opposite.

[@JefCollier]

I feel this mate!

[@starlilyvanderhex]

same, we're in too deep 💯😅🖖⚡

[@silentjay01]

140,000 people with their own little in-joke of a running series.

[@GardenOfJules]

You’re not alone my friend!

[@dbyrneish]

Freal! My husband wants to start watching and I'm just like "you wouldn't get it"

[@jjunture]

Every time he says “See me next week”, I fondly remember how a Jackal triggered the change from ‘I’ll see you next week’ by (correctly) pointing out that Seth won’t see us next week, but we will see him, because it’s a video… And now you know the rest of the story… Good day. (Paul Harvey humor is still cool, right?)

[@ljragsandfeathers]

Now you have your own old callback

[@lb5368]

Correction: Paul Harvey humor was never "cool," although it is definitely welcome in the Jackalverse 😂🐾

[@lisajean228]

Damn straight

[@ramblerdave1339]

Paul Harvey should not be mentioned in the same sentence as the term "cool", or the concept, "humor". Ever. 😎

[@InaneBlatherPodcast]

Not enough space between "story..." and "good day," otherwise well done

[@canadaclaret]

After a week where this show was unavailable in Canada, I was very relieved to see this in my in-box. As I sit here in my Montréal living room drinking my coffee from my jackal mug, I am a happy Canadian jackal. For now.

[@tree2me]

Me too. I was nervous that we would be blocked from watching in Canada. Such a happy relief to be able to enjoy "Corrections" in full.

[@naveerakhan9622]

Does anyone know why it's blocked here? :( I was about to watch that day's closer look and the videos started vanishing before my eyes. It was quite saddening and still is. I'm glad corrections came back, but it feels confusing not having watched the show at all this week.

[@RebelCauseFilms]

Also over here very sad that Canadians are no longer getting the regular show content on KZbin. Corrections being here still doesn't really help because it's mostly referring to the events of the show. Hoping this is just a temporary mistake and not a permanent loss

[@terrasuffel2249]

The three clips from Thursdays show were all corrections when I tried to get them on Friday. Then it looks like they hid them except for the actual corrections clip. Because I’m insane I tweeted the show’s account, Baze’s account and Sal’s asking if this is a new decision not to make them available. I hope it’s not a Canada thing.

[@mesonic981]

It's a Canada thing. 😢

[@dededouble327]

I waited 5 months for your return! And just like before, I half watch your show (on youtube, obviously) while telling the kids to go back to bed. But Corrections. Corrections is MY time! The highlight of my week. Corrections is reserved for Friday mornings, after they are off to school, the house is quite, and it's just me and my coffee, ignoring emails, and laughing with the jackals. Thank you

[@hannahdimond6280]

Maybe the best Corrections yet. Hope your mom saw the oubliette joke. Thanks for providing this joy to us each week!

[@christopherlundgren1700]

I didn't really get how that was a joke. Did we talk about oubliettes in previous Corrections and I forgot about/missed it? Edit: Oh because he said there was a term for it that he forgot, and the word oubliette has to do with forgetting. It's a French joke. And appropriately I had forgotten.

[@smlorrin]

@@christopherlundgren1700 What's the French joke?

[@ouishelly]

​@@smlorrin the French word for forget is "oublier". The prisoners who went into the oubliettes (dungeon) were those who got a life sentence.

[@smlorrin]

@@ouishelly Thank you!

[@khallo151]

Yay you remembered your prop! I still remember learning what defenestration meant during that corrections. You’re changing lives Seth. Never give up.

[@ishotmyboss]

You should have learned that from the DC character The Defenestrator.

[@johnobrien2373]

"You're changing lives, Seth!" Not necessarily in a positive direction, but changing, nonetheless! 😆

[@davidknightx]

Seth doing everything possible to end this Corrections early had me in tears. Nice try man, but you raised us Jackals and that means you can't just abandon us when you feel like it.

[@Mancozeb100]

😂👏👏

[@SyzygyNoon]

Don’t worry. He’s just going out for a pack of cigarettes. I’m sure he’ll be back. Oh…wait…

[@Mancozeb100]

@@SyzygyNoon🚭📞🤫

[@mariavictor4324]

@@SyzygyNoon😂😂😢

[@TMercan31]

​@@SyzygyNoon- are you a fan of The OA?

[@tiffanykaseman160]

I love when Seth does the “Graphics Department” voice

[@Oozes_Dark]

Seth crying about emailing around for an old phone was the highlight of my week… and my grandpa’s funeral was *really* nice.

[@claire2088]

anyone complaining about corrections being too long is not a jackal- you know we love them seth 😂

[@duncandownham4726]

Agreed

[@robindopp5245]

I was joking, geez... I said I wasn't cut out to be a jackal 😘

[@duncandownham4726]

@@robindopp5245 Don't take it too hard, there is a lot of razing and ribbing going on here. It tends to be clean and good natured though. I am just a touch jealous because you basically got a personal shout-out by Seth after you gave him a burn. And that's pretty solid Jackal work imo. *Razzing, not razing. Thanks Laras678

[@robindopp5245]

@@duncandownham4726 I know and it's fun no worries, but I didn't notice the shout out! Very exciting. Thanks!!

[@Peachtreedishes]

Agreed

[@whebshow6610]

Hey Seth - just watched A Closer Look, you wouldn't need to specify that a ghost's tears were see-through since tears are already transparent. Love your work!

[@robindopp5245]

How did I not know about this game. I want to be a jackal! I'm not very funny so I'll just watch, unless they're all this freakin' uncomfortably long! 😘

[@danielgehring7437]

@@robindopp5245 Um.. uh.. this one, uh, this one was pretty short, actually.

[@SyzygyNoon]

If a ghost is already see-through, wouldn’t their tears just be invisible? _”The ghost came to me. Big, manly ghost, invisible tears rolling down his transparent face, and he said ‘Thank you for everything you do!’ That’s what told me.”_

[@danielgehring7437]

@@SyzygyNoon An interesting question, if you look through two panes of glass, can you really say the first pane allows you to see the second pane, considering that all the second pane is only showing you is what's beyond itself?

[@robindopp5245]

@@danielgehring7437 Well, I'm a newbie so I guess I'll have to get used to the discomfort every week! 😁

[@mike_base]

Best corrections so far, the "old callback" bit, the circular argument fallacy, the long-awaited punchline delivery to the "get ahold of yourself" setup... AND Seth said he thinks of a lot of Corrections viewers as though they were one of his kids. He definitely said that. Go back and check.

[@kathleenchapman2204]

Omg does this mean that Seth is Daddy?

[@EmpyreanLightASMR]

@@kathleenchapman2204 That's kinda hot 😂

[@PeteC62]

It's become a bit of a cliché to call a Corrections episode the "best ever", but this one had me in stitches from start to finish! Best ever!

[@TheBlade996]

Seth is truly a comic genius, with his lovable banter, his amazing impros and voice imitations and his incredible sense of timing like in the end sequence! 😂 A Closer Look, Surprise Inspection and the Monologue always make me laugh out loud but Corrections is really where his true nature and talent shines through, please never stop!

[@carolchapman6974]

And please don’t forget Tiny Secret Whispers! kzbin.info/aero/PLJaq64dKJZorU0Q7VJjq7TUoP55i0b4EQ&si=V5DsI1iyhIFIfFwL

[@InformationLiesAtTheEdges]

Agreed. Seth's sense of timing in the end sequence was fantastic.

[@bananamansam01]

This week Seth made a joke using the term "annuity" and tonight he made a joke using the term "actuarial tables". I feel like there's a story here that no-one enjoys, but we all deserve.

[@chonqmonk]

I have never seen no-one hyphenated like that before this moment. Weird...

[@EUC-lid]

@@chonqmonkReally? Not a-once?

[@MichaelOKC]

​@chonqmonk I think the "no-one enjoys" was quite possibly correct because it's possible that some-41 does enjoy insurance term references.

[@spiceyhotpot]

Maybe a continuation of the math and calendar joke the other day. Math AND calendar.

[@alumpyhorse]

my love for the comments on corrections _almost_ exceeds corrections itself 🐾

[@Amy-kr4tc]

“An old call back.” I love it when the best jokes are also the worst!

[@gamepapa1211]

Don't worry, Seth: all twelve of us Southeast Asian Jackals loved that "old callback" bit. We all chuckled. I've checked. It was worth it.

[@tednugent1351]

Please explain this to anyone not born in Southeast Asia. PLEASE

[@jeffdroog]

Pretty fucking racist...

[@Midori_Seabreeze]

Yes. We did. ❤

[@boonlincoln]

Singapore represent!

[@VideoNozoki]

@@andrew66862 Wow! Deep insight! Thank you for knowing the reference. (I watched the whole episode. "Defenestration" wasn't mispronounced, so I'm still not sure I get the joke [maybe 29 was a callback to something else?]. But the VERY LAST comment by Seth [reading a Jackal comment] was really beautiful! Even that alone was worth rewatching the whole segment ♡)

[@jessicar.williams199]

Correction, a Jackal, in this cannon, is someone who loves this show and is also committed to accuracy. A Jackal would never say "Corrections is boring, self-indulgent and long." A hater would say that. A Jackal would offer well thought out and educational corrections to ensure Corrections continues to be entertaining, self-indulgent and long.

[@anthonystrickland7049]

A jackal would probably say "it's canon, not cannon" and ignore the consequences.

[@robindopp5245]

I said it was too long after watching only one but I had no idea the layers upon layers of complexity I was watching! I have now spent hours going down rabbit holes trying to find out things I never knew, but this Jackal thing takes commitment! I haven't gotten anything done since Friday! 😁

[@jessicar.williams199]

@@anthonystrickland7049 Love it! ...Comments correction: "Canon is the collection of works or rules. Cannon is the big gun." I was about to write that "cannon" was "the weapon" but quickly realized both cannons and canons can be used as weapons.

[@anthonystrickland7049]

@@jessicar.williams199 this could get real meta real fast.

[@peytonmccandless5174]

THSI!

[@stempleton]

The fact that these stick so well in my brain is why I love Corrections! Made me go 'naw, that callback isn't that old' but oh man, it is 😂 Graphics' "look who's connecting the dots now" had me rolling 😂 Genuinely delighted to be part of this unhinged ride from the beginning lol

[@kjamison5951]

I laughed when Seth got as far as “There’s a French word for it I forget…” he didn’t need to say “oubliette”.

[@genevievebe303]

Oubliette means kind of “forget’

[@jackiegootee522]

I knew when he smiled that I didn't know an oubliette (from french oublier meaning to forget) or bottle dungeon is a basement room which is accessible only from a hatch or hole (an angstloch) in a high ceiling.- so I raced to my French dictionary!

[@bairdstevens7802]

Talking about the death of Mr. Peanut and drawing attention to the laughter of a single member of the staff reminded me of one of the greatest TV episodes ever "Chuckles Bites The Dust" of the Mary Tyler Moore show. In it Chuckles the Clown, dressed as Peter Peanut as the Grand Marshal of a parade gets "Shelled" by a rogue elephant and killed. Later at the funeral after a week of being solemn about the tragedy Mary keeps laughing at the eulogy, and when the priest tells her to go ahead and laugh to honor Chuckles she burst out crying. And I am certain someone has cried at the end of one of these shows. A Little Song A Little Dance A little Seltzer Down Your Pants - Aunt Yoo-hoo

[@kilozulu2413]

Never stop doing corrections, no matter how light the material.

[@Shasta--1]

Please!

[@mattcox1295]

The defenestration call back just proves that it is in fact worth it to watch the entire day of corrections. I howled alone in my apartment.

[@mjolnir3309]

To answer your question: you are providing the much needed commentary on the errors of the week for a least one austistic person. These errors drive me crazy on every show, but you at least acknowledge them, and i feel you are making a genuine effort to not make mistakes in a closer look. I only wish you'd go through other shows and correct them too. You're amazing. This is amazing.

[@zacharycampbell1002]

Not a correction but a funny detail: when Mr. Peanut “died”, Planters changed his Twitter account to be “The Estate of Mr. Peanut”

[@dirac_dydx1830]

How many strokes did you have while writing that?

[@LindaC616]

​@@dirac_dydx1830tis the jackal way to correct, not insult

[@shigekax]

​@@dirac_dydx1830he wrote the comment on a quantum keyboard He's built different

[@EmpyreanLightASMR]

Thank you for not writing, "Planters changed his Twitter (now X (formerly Twitter)) account..."

[@zacharycampbell1002]

@@EmpyreanLightASMReven if I would bother with that, it was a Twitter account at the time.

[@bsl275]

That “old callback” dad joke undid 17 years of therapy.

[@AaronMoseley-Saldivar]

I didn't get this joke and I thought I'd seen all of Corrections. What was the callback? 😅

[@IndubitablyIndeedi]

​​​​​@@AaronMoseley-Saldivar it was a combination of 1) the difference between venom and poison AND 2) discussions about defenestration (which means to be thrown out a window. there have been a few episodes discussing this). With "devenomation" sounding like "defenestration"

[@richardfrostell9395]

41. The layers to this joke turned me into a buttermilk biscuit

[@jenn_wick]

This is the kind of Corrections that I need right now.

[@DCPatrol]

I watch these alone. I don't laugh out loud often, especially when alone. I laughed out loud 3 times this week. I think this episode went very well

[@marysmith7765]

😂👍

[@RankinMsP]

🙌🏿🎯💯 I applauded too.

[@maryroberts589]

That callback was fabulous, especially on a retro phone to show how old it was! Pay attention because you never know what nugget will resurface!!

[@ryanyoung8638]

Always amused I actually learn things on this show too, but I’m just imagining answering the winning question about platypus venom on ‘who wants to be a millionaire’ & then trying to explain how I know 😂 “Well, have you heard of Cicada, Cicada…?”

[@Tao_Tology]

-Cicada, Cicada- Cicada!, Cicada!

[@robindopp5245]

I saw the one about Stevie Nicks singing 'Gold Dust Woman' to Lindsey Buckingham and went down an entire rabbit hole of Fleetwood Mac Documentaries!

[@ryanyoung8638]

@@robindopp5245 Me too! I even downloaded Silver Springs after listening to Seth’s ‘Review’ of it 😂

[@robindopp5245]

@@ryanyoung8638 Well, I did too, but I didn't see the review yet. I mean this has taken hours and it's only Tuesday! I want to be a contiencious jackal but who has the time? 🤷😁

[@TACALACA]

That "Old Callback" was definitely worth it, Seth! Fantastic! 😂😂😂

[@iandalziel7405]

It had the ring of authenticity others could only dream of.

[@LivinMyJeffLife]

This whole episode made me laugh until my stomach hurt😂😂 One of the best so far.🦊🦊🦊🦊 "Old Call-back"😂

[@Nortarachanges]

Truth! And then Seth has “They can’t all be bangers” on the back of his notes. I agree in principle, but this ep is of the banger variety ^_^

[@jessicar.williams199]

Thank you Seth for spending all day emailing people asking for an old phone. What happened was it brought me joy.

[@midlifeinprogress]

OMGOMG!!! MY "AM NOT/AM NOT" CORRECTION MADE IT IN!!! Thank you Sal for flubbing that one! 🤣🤣

[@TheYarrgh]

The joy of hearing the sound of laughter from a voice, other than the usual chucklef*cks, after a joke is made all the better when you call them out on it. Keep reaching for the stars. Eventually you'll get more of them to laugh.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

I think I just discovered my new favorite word, all thanks to you. It begins with chuckle and ends with ucks!

[@elizabethhudson3608]

And for godsakes... DONT let them cover their mouths!

[@erinreneekelley22]

Your pencil is kinda an old callback to weekend update. Also I love your work so much. Most legends go their whole life not knowing they will be remembered as a legend. It’s you. The old phone for the old callback was hilarious and you can’t hear us all crack up at home… you’re amazing. Thank you for everything, even corrections. ;-)

[@anro7137]

Seth can hear us. He really can.

[@Shasta--1]

Especially corrections.

[@thesubhumancomedy]

National Pencil Day is on March 30. I've become a fan of pencils.

[@gravysamich]

This is the first one of these i have seen and i gotta say i loved it! I may be weird, but i hate most talk shows, but stuff like this will always tickle my fancy. I am definitely gonna watch some more of these! Seeing seth off script like this really makes me love how quick witted he actually is.

[@StephanieAly]

Welcome to the insanity! Do yourself a favor and watch in order from the beginning (:

[@anro7137]

This is your first? Oh wow, you are in for a treat. Start from the beginning and enjoy the ride of your life! Welcome!

[@crowleylan]

ahh to watch it again for the first time. enjoy it!

[@SyzygyNoon]

Things definitely peaked with Animal Flubs.😆

[@-xirx-]

Enjoy! You have just discovered a deep seam of absurdity. Welcome friend! 🐾

[@PrinsessePeach]

This is by far the funniest corrections to date! 😆🤣 I love the ☎️ bit! 🤣

[@petermarshall5132]

Since Seth went mad over lockdown, this show is phenomenal 🤣

[@commonsense571]

This is my fav part of the week. 🥂

[@Enkidu_Prime]

That devenomation joke has just become one of my absolute favourite jokes, despite making me laugh in no way whatsoever. Truly, the essence of Corrections

[@wabbajack2]

A fellow man of culture, I see.

[@cauldronofbats]

No laugh because you may have been temporarily defunastrated.

[@zacharycampbell1002]

Correction on the unicorn graphic. The graphic *was* a paint by numbers of a unicorn, but some people thought the joke set up a Connect the dots, as an unfinished paint by numbers is still a clear picture.

[@TheLinneann]

Ditto

[@EUC-lid]

He’s just toying with us. He’s already got a second-order joke for next week written up. Seth is doing comedy calculus and we don’t yet comprehend his limits.

[@johnobrien2373]

An apology to Graphics???? What new level of Hell would that be for him? 😂

[@MakarMeCrazy]

I thought I was losing my mind. I was about to go back and find the clip but knew one of us in the comments would be on to him too. Connect The Dots, Seth. Connect.The.Dots.

[@clarewillison9379]

Thank you, I thought I was going insane.

[@iMenchi]

I'm glad Corrections isn't blocked in Canada like all the other videos. This is one of the best parts of the week!

[@rachelisagrapefruit]

THAT'S ME!!! To play a role in the Wally problem is truly one of the greatest honors of my life

[@andi-roo-pookins]

I long to be part of the Wally problem.

[@JiraffeJackalese]

@@andi-roo-pookins short sheet him?

[@rlsfrny]

I swear this is the most hilarious bit on all of late nite tv.

[@UpstateMediaNY]

But it's not on TV.....it's net-only.

[@danielgehring7437]

Correction-correction: A 'Rennie' is a worker of a Ren Fair who travels the country throughout the year, working at different fairs; a 'Festie' is a worker who only works one show close to their home. The correct term for someone who goes to fairs often as a guest is a 'Renner.'

[@EUC-lid]

How many snowcat accidents had to happen at Ren Fairs before they earned that name? Aaaand I just looked it up and Jeremy isn’t fully recovered. 😢 so I self-grade this response “Rated T for Too F***ing Soon”

[@janey3407]

🤯Thank you, perfect jackalling!

[@christopherlundgren1700]

This information is giving me Trekkie vs Trekker flashbacks.

[@jlofs123]

"Our Wally problem" sounds like something you'd hear in the Australian outback.

[@Feltronc]

I want a Corrections bit where we actually follow Seth down to Graphics and it turns out it's the Please Don't Destroy gang.

[@alanacholmes]

Or The Lonely Island

[@phoebexavier7050]

meh. They're like Workaholics but ten years late.

[@SWatson410]

Corrections is the longest running series of Dad jokes in TV history.

[@phaedrapage4217]

The oubliette joke made Hawaiian Punch come out my nose. 😂

[@joet3935]

You should know better. Never watch corrections with anything in your mouth and always be out of ear shot of someone, otherwise you have to try and explain the humor.

[@Joshudan64]

The venom-to-emailing-about-a-phone joke arc had me doubled over!

[@clydebrogue718]

Him falling apart makes me so disproportionately happy

[@utezahn3174]

It is hard to overstate how much I love Corrections.

[@MkurugenziMwenyekiti]

_What are we doing?! What is this?!_ Now that had me on the floor! Like the pure exasperation and honesty of the moment was what today's corrections needed.

[@a24396]

This was pure artistry! I nominate you for an Emmy!

[@johnhilton4348]

There are some corrections that go from great to gift: this is one of those. So very much appreciated, Seth, and Everyone at Late Night!

[@notenoughmonkeys]

I once worked as a medic at a Renaissance Faire where there was outbreak of digestive issues and I was totally unprepared. I wasn't ready for the Rennie's with the Runny's.

[@tjmb]

Wouldn’t it be “the Rennies with the Runnies”?

[@notenoughmonkeys]

@@tjmb Well plaid Jackal. Well plaid.

[@DennisMoore664]

@@notenoughmonkeys You all are why I love the comments for Corrections as much as I love the video for Corrections. Huzzah!

[@vickywitton1008]

😂😂😂

[@vickywitton1008]

Did they say - " Fie! I bethink I hast a dose of the flux! What can thou givest me to cure it?

[@cameronsitton501]

🎵"We're gonna [bleep] in your nightmares!"🎵 I almost peed

[@ogrebattlewarsong]

At this point your whole show is just to generate the less than twenty minutes of Corrections gold.

[@fademusic1980]

why did that low key joke hit me so hard xD you got at least one hearty laugh from it seth

[@chonqmonk]

wow

[@thesubhumancomedy]

It was so bad that it became brilliant.

[@Invariel]

Thank you, Seth and Team, for at least making sure that we happy Canadians can watch Corrections on KZbin. LNSM would also be nice, but at least there are other avenues for that.

[@nancyw8129]

Do you know why the other videos have been taken down? Thank god corrections was posted!! I was worried…

[@ashleyaronson2114]

I came here to say this! After having watched a closer look at the beginning of the week, I went back to watch it again, and it was gone. For some reason, all of his videos have been restricted in Canada except for very old 6 month ones. Being able to watch Seth Meyers was one of the few things I looked forward to in the day . The writer strike was five months of agony, but at least I understood a greater good was being fought for. Having Seth's show just restricted, knowing that I can't see it, breaks my heart 💔 😢 😔 While of course I will still enjoy Corrections, I will no longer know to what it is referring, nor can we contribute because we cannot comment on any videos we cannot see 😢

[@bevamaphoo]

Why did they do that?

[@maarleyjedermann3174]

@@ashleyaronson2114 If you haven't thought about it yet, you could get a VPN.

[@Invariel]

@@nancyw8129 They haven't been taken down, thankfully. They just appear to be geoblocked from Canada. The LNSM Twitter is still posting clips, and then trying to view them gives the geoblock notification. Redditors have suggested using a VPN, which will probably work just fine. As to the why, I have no idea.

[@unmeshl.6708]

I'm so glad I got all the jokes. I'm so glad I'm a part of this from the beginning. Seth, hang the key in Schumaker's office.

[@ReadyPlayerPiano]

Doesn't get lower than that.

[@alumpyhorse]

Me too! I feel so lucky that I latched on right away. Saved my sanity during Covid and continues to do so

[@GhadirMounib]

@@ReadyPlayerPiano 😅🤣

[@Puffsdad]

Happy you found your place.

[@maricr84]

Love the call back joke! Thank you for going out of your way to make us laugh. This is why Corrections is so unique!

[@zuko8312]

Seth & crew: I just want you all to know how much I enjoy the show, and Corrections specifically. It sets the perfect TGIF tone for me, and I love it. Thank you to Seth, and everyone on the team. You guys make life easier to deal with.

[@crowleylan]

jokes on you, i rewatch corrections like sitcom episodes so the old callback was perfect. fr though, the joy this segment (and the main show!) brings me is unparalleled. love the ridiculous jokes, the winding stories, and watching a guy basically do stand up for his crew with jokes that work on one person at a time

[@KeLena_DuGrant]

I want to enjoy the call back joke, but I don't get it. Would you mind explaining it to me?

[@crowleylan]

@@KeLena_DuGrant sure thing! ‘devenomation’ a play on words referring to a two- or three-episode (which i think someone else commented was around ep 28/29) bit about defenestration (which is when you throw someone or something out a window)

[@KeLena_DuGrant]

@@crowleylan Thank you very much for taking the time to explain. I just don't recall the reference. Thanks again though.

[@Worlock1993]

Seth is a guy who has a JOB doing a show on tv just so he can use the studio one night a week to do his real passion project: and that project is corrections

[@anro7137]

And his Jackals love helping him along.

[@sharongarrett4356]

Nailed it.

[@ajfeeneyruiz]

That French joke was solid.

[@kennyn1992]

My French is rusty, though.

[@adele2312]

Thank you to all the jackals for making this happen 🧡 best thing on youtube!

[@JamesWjRose]

Every week, I enjoy these so much. Hearing the staff laughing and having a good time is so wonderful. Then today remembered: back in the 80s I hung out at the bar at Punch Line San Francisco, Sunday nights were open mic and the half of the comics that we're f'in awful were there to either try new material, or to make the other comedians laugh. The effort they made to make each other laugh is the same energy in Corrections. It's so great to hear everyone having a good time. Have a wonderful weekend, thanks to ALL of the staff

[@dianacarbonate]

The fact that i didn't wake up my husband with my laughter at the end is truly a miracle. Oh my God

[@juliethilton5604]

I am not allowed to watch corrections during the day when the hubby is working from home because he finds it awkward explaining the wheezing laughter...

[@andrewstevenson118]

Ah, the highlight of my Friday evening. 🙂

[@johnobrien2373]

Tis the highlight of my Thursday evening, but refusing to call it Friday because I haven't gone to sleep yet. 2nd shift is where it's at!!

[@andrewstevenson118]

@@johnobrien2373 🙂

[@SaintJoi]

Me: that thing that's a jackal with the head of Mack at Night? It's a Mack-al. My husband: So if Seth gets another, it's a Mackal-more? GET ON IT, 3D PRINTER JACKALS.

[@danielgehring7437]

It's "Mac Tonight," Tonight is his last name. Oh, jeez, sorry, I'm stuck in jackal mode and can't stop correcting!

[@peyprints]

Haha I merely named it Mac Jackal… I like Mackal too, actually!!

[@SaintJoi]

@@danielgehring7437 lol, I conflated Mac Tonight and Mack the Knife.

[@ellicel]

I've always enjoyed Late Night, but it's KZbin so I watched it whenever I had a chance and rather like background music. Then Corrections found me. Now I drop everything and pay attention and watch pretty much every episode so I'm ready for this every week. It's truly the most fun thing I watch!

[@joelflanagan7132]

Yet again you set have set this show apart from anything like it. It's so clear that I'm watching a show made by people. A real team come together to make this show. Seth is the delivery mechanism for so many people's creative efforts. And it is so exciting to see Seth engage with and encourage/add to what's happening live. I want to make clear that I'm not diminishing Seth as who is clearly a creative force in his own right, my intention in this statement is to share my love for everyone's work on this show. And to whomever decided to make the teams efforts so clear to the viewers, I cherish you for what you have shown me.