Yakuza 6: The Song of Life - Substories: Oh No! It's Ono Michio!

[@appearedgift8539]

"Whats your favorite food, Michio-kun?" "Sexy Woman."

[@td984]

"Do you have a girlfriend?" "I'm actually a virgin :| "

[@hammerbro1947]

M-Michio-Kun! 😲

[@Demo-Lition]

@@hammerbro1947 oh no!

[@БогданКрименюк]

@@Demo-Lition oh yes 😏

[@JackHanma267]

Lmao

[@trashpittv287]

"Oh no, it's Ono Michio" is both a great catchphrase and genuinely terrifying warning

[@MTdaVoid]

"Oh no, it's Ono Michio! He's broken into the house!"

[@aidelai4098]

@@MTdaVoid "Oh no, It's Ono Michio! He's commiting taxfraud"

[@WinCla]

@@aidelai4098 "Oh no, it's Ono-Michio! He's going to commit several war crimes!

[@wchan39]

You know how in that one episode of The Simpsons where Bette Midler was chasing down Snake and he was like, "Oh, no! Bette Midler!"? Imagine hearing "Oh, no! Ono Michio!" in that tone/voice.

[@listerofsmeg884]

The Japanese version of Jimmy Saville in there

[@ES21007]

I love how Kiryu somehow becomes even more intimidating with that mask on, like he's going to enjoy every bit of pain he's going to cause you.

[@hammerbro1947]

Never underestimate a mascot, especially when they trash talk like a badass.

[@user-cb4vt3qm3j]

He's looking forward to venting a lot of frustration.

[@Flaxdosh]

He Become something out of the horror movie

[@Type03xx]

I mean, why won't he? Kiryu didn't want to be mascot but do it for children sake, costume is hot and heavy, he need to talk and pose silly, and now he got perfect, legitimate reason to lay waste some dumbass.

[@Gemsverse]

He enjoying life

[@jamesnorman9160]

"Hm...?" "Hm?" "Hmmmmm?!" "I don't like where this is going..." I guess after all those years of being dragged into all manner of shenanigans across the series, Kiryu just knows what's going to happen.

[@sorashirogane7039]

It's like "This sort of thing is what dragged me into voice acting for that BL game.I am not doing this crap,"

[@TheHeiky11]

Shikatanai...

[@mishima433]

You can’t blame him since he already facing the similar situation with yuki and koyuki lol

[@arielginter289]

@@sorashirogane7039 hold your tongue! Takaya-sensei IS Kiryu. He lives through that role and pour his all soul into it.

[@nathanieljefferies5491]

@@arielginter289e might just be talking about that Substory where Kiryu does gay Yaoi voice acting which was promised as a “video game” but all of us knew where that was REALLY going…a subtle nod to how Takaya Kuroda started of in the industry haha they literally just pulled him off the streets. Considering how shy Kiryu is, I doubt he would enjoy that experience as Takaya Kuroda himself. He did have to voice that “climactic ending” after all 😅😅😅.

[@DrunkenCoward1]

What's with that one kid's voice?! Is he actually just a very small adult?! Is he Danny DeVito?!

[@davisbowe8668]

Haha, I thought the same thing when I did this side quest.

[@felisasininus1784]

Yeah puberty fucked him up, fam.

[@masashiiino6914]

I wish they just make him a teenager,also the kid with glasses

[@riceseed]

Daddy Devito**

[@deadchanneldontwatch7347]

he is the trashkid!

[@Syrenkai]

00:36 Background guy walks up, sees Yakuza happening, walks away before his life gets weirder.

[@degeneratemale5386]

A smarter man than Kiryu

[@funtimegenshin6973]

I loved that so much

[@riceseed]

That’s just what the npcs do when a cutscene is happening

[@Supperdude9]

"Nope, I ain't chancing this. That diaper wearing Yakuza boss might be involved and I might have to see that. I'm out."

[@authurstretchygreenthing8464]

Wise.

[@Dynaman21]

I love how Kiryu is completely resigned to being a cosmic Mr. Fix It for everyone’s weird little problems, no matter how bizarre or out of left field.

[@masashiiino6914]

Well some of the things he done has some good returns,but he's accepting it with gratitude. Please people,not all the time we should help without something in return.

[@thebigdudestudios]

@@masashiiino6914 The fact that Kiryu as a fictional character is much more inspirational compared to real life people

[@amilueur]

He's the Forrest Gump of Japan?

[@listerofsmeg884]

That's a pretty common trait for videogame protagonists generally. He knew what he was getting into

[@R3mil_]

I can feel the VA of Kiryu dying inside when he introduced himself passionately as Ono Michio.

[@Noscopenoproblem]

He's voiced far weirder things before.

[@滝川洋平-c2z]

Kiryu's VA actually loves Ono Michio.

[@MisaMonkey]

He voiced as a goofy grandpa demon

[@SoniKast]

Sounds like he's having a great time to me

[@mc_kublai]

Kiryu’s dying inside, but Takaya Kuroda is having a blast

[@mainaHighway]

*└(ONO)┐*

[@gentaillahi6153]

9:09 He even uses his own fight catchphrase for this, lmao

[@Shy_Abi]

I'd kill to see Kiryu in Ono Michio outfit saying his catchfrase in Yakuza Kiwami

[@caseyogden7105]

and at 16:38

[@slowpoke8585]

"If you ever make another kid cry, I will end you." That line had me DYING because of that costume!! XD

[@hartantoanggoro]

few years later Some guy wearing Ono Michio costume : "You have made kids crying, I will end you now you impostor"

[@alexanderchang6770]

@@hartantoanggoro Ichican, that successor, right?

[@hartantoanggoro]

@@alexanderchang6770 hmm maybe yes maybe no

[@chianghowe2]

I'm so glad that SEGA have taken the step to add dialougue voiceover for every substory in this game unlike the previous Yakuza games. Its so much better and a huge improvement. This is a really good game especially the story even if its long but its very interesting. Well done SEGA!

[@chrisossu2070]

It did come at the cost of having less content than the previous mainline entry, but it's a sacrifice that I'm willing to take for the sake of immersion.

[@Lonelinessman22]

But in Yakuza Kiwami 2 not all dialogues have japanese voice, right?

[@iskoconquers]

Wish they did that.

[@chrisossu2070]

Lonelinessman22 I think that game has a smaller budget and might be a bit bigger than Yakuza 6?

[@eiichirose]

@Ashley Starlight speak for yourself. This was a great entry that allowed for closure in the dragon of dojima storyline, as well as major development for Kiryu's character

[@davidtimmer596]

The fact that Kiryu can wear that ridiculous and silly getup and still be intimidating is nothing short of a miracle.

[@Pat2don]

0:24 Kiryu's like a kitty getting spooked by a cucumber.

[@healingflower717]

cute way to say it lol

[@law6800]

"If you ever make another kid cry, I will end you" I can't take that seriously especially since he's wearing a dopey looking orange over his head

[@Hayzenciell]

"I'm actually a virgin." LMAO

[@dadkwashere]

Hayzen he might still be despite being a ladies man

[@Ivan-uq8cc]

I Mean wamen flock to him hes not a Virgin

[@debilman9065]

@@Ivan-uq8cc Just cause they flock to him don't mean that he is no longer a virgin, That's just being a Chad virgin

[@zjmstrash7181]

@@Ivan-uq8cc he's made out with a woman but I don't think there's any record of kiryu ever having sex, lmao.

[@iguoyrxayananikihs9505]

@@Ivan-uq8cc Chad virgin exists, you know.

[@huaxiong1990]

"Even dopes know when to take out the trash." I just love the translation work of this game.

[@masashiiino6914]

Him beating those thug's ass is so satisfying.

[@FranciscoFJM]

11:02 I just love how he turns his head like "You gotta be fucking kidding me"

[@thebigdudestudios]

This was comedy gold

[@azzlackguhnter5635]

The death stare lol

[@bobbysmiles244]

15:50 for the love of god Ono Michio stop he’s already dead!

[@tiffyw92]

A true hero, the one Onomichi needs but doesn't deserve.

[@giuseppedaddio9176]

The Ono Knight

[@Lkyu0096]

"Do you have a girlfriend?" "I once loved someone... but one of them moved to America and the other one is dead." ;(

[@rakafirmansyah1716]

Oof

[@MPukes]

Oh no!

[@jtho8937]

@@MPukes Anyway!

[@pyrojinn]

Oh no!

[@evilproducer9647]

Goromi is not dead

[@Deltobbi]

The way Kiryu quickly says "I'm not getting in that thing" just kills me

[@dadkwashere]

I like to think this takes place after Kiryu declares himself dead

[@alexlee4154]

In the legacy of the dragon, a greater hero rises

[@masashiiino6914]

Bet he does that work after faking his death.

[@federalcasemaker]

The Hero of Onomichi

[@jackmclean4120]

Changing nothing about his appearance

[@azizabdul8914]

@@masashiiino6914 he need to pay his bills that's all

[@Vortex352]

I wish Michio was the new protagonist of Yakuza. I'd buy the game in a heartbeat. Also, I want to see you fight Amon in that outfit.

[@orrthehunter]

I will no be surprised if Kiryu appears in new yakuza series as Ono Michio during special side-quests at this point

[@Vortex352]

orrthehunter I'd really love for that to happen. Or instead of Amon being the secret boss in Yakuza 7, I want it to be Kiryu in the Ono Michio outfit.

[@girandpiggy95]

surprise, Ono Michio returns in Yakuza 7!

[@NightxKilla]

“Do you have a girlfriend” “I’m actually a virgin :^I

[@Pseudonym660]

I just love how well the background npcs just 180 turn away (0:43 and 18:00), like "fuck no, i'm out". it's great

[@Teknet14]

This sub story alone has justified my preorder

[@WatcherofMUGEN]

So the manager described the reason behind the hassaku orange face, the ramen bowl for a hat, the fisherman boots, the fish pouch and the O-N-O shirt... Nothing about the pants? Did Ryuji have something to do with this?

[@igoreitaloalves]

What did you discover? Ryuji is involved?

[@cursedusd3939]

Ryuji Goda, stealing people's pants since 1988

[@shadowmamba95]

@@cursedusd3939 till 2006. *MAD WORLD INTENSIFIES*

[@jamesnorman9160]

Also, the battle music for Onomichi is awesome. And how humiliating for those guys...they didn't just get their asses kicked, they got their asses kicked by the local mascot.

[@idontunderstandkidstheseda5403]

Good to see my fear of mascots has transferred over to kiryu

[@davisbowe8668]

The kid on the left, isn't that Pocket Circuit Fighter's son?

[@KingsRow55]

Didn’t know Sakito was a fan of Ono Michio

[@matheusrhuzzo6115]

7:25 this is the most adorable thing I've ever seen in my life and it really cheered up my day

[@lillith3159]

Man after playing the remasters of 3,4 and 5 feels so good to be back at the ultra weird and long substories from 0. I mean, the ones on the remasters are good and all. But the music and the absulute madness of the new ones are just too much, i love them

[@Carttagos]

Because of this substory, I bought a T-shirt with Ono Michio-kun face on it. ONOOOOOO MICHIOOO

[@khadelsnerdo]

**OH NO INTENSIFIES**

[@TristanGong]

Toko is best DR girl

[@0SC2]

tristangong Found the good taste crew

[@lapislazulirecords9072]

Sounds like knuckles has a competition (SA1 though)

[@serronemendoza6997]

Joseph Joestar: *OH NOOOOO*

[@nganluu8794]

15:50 Essence of the Rising Knee is the best thing ever.

[@lucaswibisono1316]

"Why don't you do it yourself?" "No no, im all about management. I can't act and run the event at the same time."' Move on to RGG 7, you met Hironaka again and he actually wear the mascot costume to fight off fake Ono Michio.

[@l.o.v.aempire9763]

*"LOOKS LIKE MIYAKAWA BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!!!!"* 16:08

[@xugh1283]

Those kids are lucky kiryu didn’t tiger drop them to death when they kicked him.

[@bladearmorx4680]

I can imagine old joseph joestar being onomichio because of the oh no

[@shenmen7370]

imagine him fighting those thugs in that suit.

[@bladearmorx4680]

Thats even better

[@rebirth2526]

Yare Yare

[@reinhartnata47]

"tsugi ni omae wa..."

[@skye387]

Young Joseph was also prone to saying "Oh No!"

[@RandomDuude]

I love how Ono Michio being strong like a bulldozer is now canon, thanks to Kiryu.

[@rasdan1192]

17:19 The smoker didn't want to get into trouble.

[@duyminhpham8083]

How does Kiryu have all the time in the world to do these silly things instead of doing his own things? not that I am complaining?

[@SuperDanteF]

Duy Minh Pham Kiryu is a Man who breaks time and space to help out those in need. Even if he doesn't want to sometimes. But in the end he's happy he did so.

[@asylumskp4391]

Reminder that his daughter was in a coma around this time

[@Kirakyuubi1]

The legend himself

[@mayonaissse]

I just did this substory yesterday and I was crying from laughter at the end. Best substory ever. Nice to michi!

[@WebbedManiac]

2:34 My guy had serious Kiwami 2 flashbacks

[@asylumskp4391]

I would pay to see Kiryu do that Ono Michio pose without the suit

[@Debvely]

I was thinking the same thing 😁.

[@Rain-me8fd]

0:42 that guy in 5he background shows up and is like "nope, I'm out"

[@justarandombluebird8222]

putting actual voices in substories is a brilliant idea

[@SirRampage24]

Best substory ever.

[@guide_sorcery]

Kiryu: "If you wanna die, step up!" Also Kiryu: 9:10

[@theoofliabilty3070]

Now that's great improv

[@apeg457]

You can just feel him scowl through that mask

[@greycat111]

"I once loved someone..." The dialogues that come from this choice made me laugh and cry

[@Memememe-gs9fd]

Everyone's talking about Ono Michio but I'm here worrying about the kids with adult voices

[@markom1433]

How is Kiryu the nicest guy to crazy strangers all the time?? XD The man's a national underground treasure!

This is the loveliest substory ever, I had a smile on my face the entire time

[@w00llee14]

CHARMING HASSAKU FACE

[@Maxlopes13]

Looking back at this substory, I’m glad Hironaka keeps the spirit of Ono Michio alive in 7! Especially with the voice clips of Ono Michio figures has Kiryu voice bits.

[@pyrojinn]

Can’t believe Kiryu said his signature “come and take it!” in that costume

[@FinalBossOfCanada]

Imagine being the last day as a thug, about to get your life straightened out, and some BADASS in the Ono Michio outfit kicks your ass! XD

[@federalcasemaker]

I feel like when the manager talked about kids, something clicked inside Kiryu

[@79pass89]

That 1 dislike is way lamer than Ono Michio's hat will ever be.

[@igoreitaloalves]

It's 5 now and i'm not one of them

[@deoclasher88]

16:38 You pick the wrong mascot, fool!

[@bigsanctions1142]

16:08 That was the best way it could've ended!

[@junkyryan138]

2:33 Beginning of a running joke in the series

[@VannsTHeir]

8:37 steal his swag lmfao

[@robbot9996]

Best character.

[@bellboy64]

16:45 I had my doubts whether I was going to like Yakuza 6. The new Dragon engine etc made it look like it was going to be a black sheep of the series... but then I saw a screenshot of THIS moment on Twitter and my fears took a backseat. This is Nugget the chicken levels of insanity all over again and I couldn't be happier! :D :D

[@ryanm6895]

Hey Devilleon! If you have time, could you show us what happens when you pick all the bad options, like " What's your favourite food?" Sexy women lol. I'm just curious. Also congratulations on 11k!

[@DillonMeyer]

Kiryu has never killed anyone. Ono Michio on the other hand...

[@khadelsnerdo]

I love when people in the background walk their way into the seen, they see the Ono Michio and just turn around like "Oh NO! its Ono Michio, fuck that"

[@disow6587]

Imagine being beaten by Ono and getting laughed at

[@killerbuster]

Trending: Ono Michio beats the crap out of some thugs

[@Apicfail1000]

i will forever love that town bully perfectly syncs to the intro of the fight

[@winc4t]

The grown ass voice coming from that one kid really took me by surprise

[@brazencoronet17]

This must be top 10 substory material, it's so amazing

[@dragonfable5231]

I wanted him to say oh no every time he hits someone

[@Katanakid6]

Seeing Ono Michio fight made the kids hit puberty quick.

[@kanogata2714]

7:05 "Uwah..." xD

[@kamo7293]

Even with a costume on and 24 years later, he still captures the heart of a little girl

[@lightsonitzekioro3918]

You've got to fight Amon in that outfit. It'd be a crime not to! By far my favorite outfit in the Yakuza series

[@kamo7293]

2:39 flashback to all the times he's roped into literally everything

[@meddahinizgitti]

after fighting for 7 games,these type of substories always freshes my mind

[@Maxlopes13]

Every time I look at Ono Michio, I just expect to hear Mr. Bill’s Oh No!

[@ЩукинМстислав]

Ono Michio Ex Tojo Clan fourth chairman

[@erik7923]

This is the most hilarious substory I have ever seen!!! 😂😂😂

[@unofficial_gamer6813]

Final boss in this costume.

[@goahr5000]

I'd really appreciate it if you showed every choice you can pick in these substories

[@FAFGamer]

The way Kiryu innocently says "Oh no!!"

[@TummySunday]

Whenever you get hit in the Onomichi costume Kiryu should just say “Oh no!”

[@Chet_set]

"Of course. A part-timer who donned the guise of Michio-kun to spread cheer to the world." Well they do the job well by joining Kiryu clan and beating up gangs

[@chappiescollectables]

16:05 dammmmmn that was smooth

[@sarcasticskully1669]

I played this earlier today, I got confused when I saw the kid in the glassed and thought he looked like young nanba

[@ashuraopan3539]

15:51 imagine showing that to kids (not through tv)

[@wchan39]

"Stop! Stopppp! He's already dead!"

[@Brokenslipper]

It's so awesome to see this side quest continue to judge eyes!!

[@jermasus]

Im not even gonna question why theres a 1 to 1 replica of battleship yamato in the background

[@kamo7293]

8:36 thank god for the costume I don't think I ever want to see him do that pose

[@RangoTheMercenary]

I love how you hovered over the answers you want to say.

[@blackRXrider]

Why does that kid sound like an old man?

[@satoshimaebara7190]

I KNEW I WASN'T CRAZY WHEN I HEARD THAT! I thought he sounded 30!

[@caitsith3.0]

Maybe they couldn't get another voice actor to sound like a kid?

[@kylesoler4139]

sounds like some sort of tv commercial voiceover guy.

[@jai249]

Damn some of those kids got real deep voices