Yakuza Game Slander

[@KRATS8K]

Yakuza be having so many plot twists they ain’t even twists anymore

[@ThatOneGuy-wr8rh]

shit's a fuckin knot at this point

[@enthrod0007]

Felt like this right before the jingu fight in kiwami I was literally bruhing

[@ThatOneGuy-wr8rh]

yeah someone gonna die not by shooting tho

[@aryabratsahoo7474]

Especially Kiryu returning back in 8

[@posteriorpepperoni]

It's a twist when there isn't one these days

[@citrusimp]

The Yakuza games were so cool that Japan made it into a real thing !!!

[@lynnettemedina4535]

What's cooler is that they decided to make real life Japan with actual Japanese people crazy right?!

[@SanityIsPointless]

I deadass played up to yakuza 5 before realizing the yakuza were a real organization🥲

[@gigachad364]

What's more cooler is that they made kamurocho into a real place but they changed its name😥

[@lynnettemedina4535]

@@gigachad364 Same with Sotenbori my fellow chad 😭😢,sad yakoozuh moment

[@bioshockgamer13]

If I go to Japan, and I'm not chased by Majima every 5 seconds, I'll be upset. 😡

[@Sorcerer86pt]

The problem with kiwami players against fighting Majima for the 100th is not the 100th. It's getting some specific types of Majima to appear for the dragon style.

[@UrPPhard]

they spawn in certain places tho. Just keep going in and out of buildings. I got the Idol after like 4 or 5 minutes

[@Mad_Dog_of_the_Regime]

I legit dropped the game after trying to get the second idol-majima encounter, only for him to appear INSTANTLY the month later when i decided to play it a little more.

[@SonnyFRST]

Wrong, the real problem is Majima Everywhere's Story Locks halting the system entirely. (don't wanna give me EXP/skills fine, just let me get more encounters for completion list)

[@justarandombluebird8222]

Yakuza Ishin fan coming back from the dead when the game finally getting localized

[@cpssee]

AND remaked!"

[@ZoteMilk]

Yakuza Ishin fans when they get to play their favourite game for the first time

[@heinrichskies]

@@ZoteMilk i remember when this joke was about Persona 5 fans

[@derrickrose4233]

Love the game so far

[@msm3150]

Yakuza 4 players realizing that The Selfish Deed is in fact, truly Not Freedom

[@lynnettemedina4535]

They have to fight for their faith

[@sharif47]

I like how this shows constant Majima encounter (in Kiwami) as a bad thing... then seconds later shows not having it (in Kiwami 2) as a bad thing.

[@cCoalYT]

I hated being attacked by majima endlessly,then I played kiwami 2 and it showed me how much I needed it 😭

[@sharif47]

@@cCoalYT in the beginning, I was afraid of his surprise attack for fear of losing to him. By the end, it was more like a surprise visit from a friend. I just hope I have enough health before the fight so I don't need to cheat by healing in the middle of the fight.

[@anamggss]

@@cCoalYT conditioning at its finest

[@sheevpalps3846]

I wish Majima was a bigger part after Kiwami 2 in Kiryu's story. 3 and 4 tone it down but he's sort of important. In 5 and 6 he's nonexistent

[@SegaMegadrive]

0:56 Felt like this when I first played it. At least they had the street bosses

[@TheSnoozeFox]

I love the series but I will never get over Rubber Bullets and Kazamas identical twin, wtf was RGG Studio thinking 😂

[@applepieclub5012]

“You have beautiful eyes” has got to be the best ever line in a Yakuza game 😂

[@RockoEstalon]

After Yakuza 2 they changed writers.

[@UmiZoomR]

Loved how they laid out 3, it makes sense if you played the previous games or Kiwami. But in Y4 and 5 everything seemed to happen for no reason, like that ending in Y5. So many characters died just for plot progression. For example Mirei or Yasuko had no reason to die besides le sad moment. Its fine if it actually served the story but eventually it doesnt leave much of an impact and you become numb to it.

[@evzenvarga9707]

I can't take 3 and 4 seriously because of that.

[@Shiroyasha24]

@@UmiZoomR Reddit said should not skip 3,4,5 bc they are relevant to Kiryu's character and this comment makes me feel they are not as good as 1&2

[@bigpanchomafia6175]

Kiwami 2 players try to retain any aspect of sanity after 72 bouncer missions in a row challenge (they don’t)

[@zombizoid5468]

I love the Yakuza 4 story I don't care what anyone says

[@ColdMetal80]

Yeah same, it's just towards the end some of the plot twists got really weird

[@palaven4048]

Nah, it's probably the worst written game in the series.

[@ColdMetal80]

@@palaven4048 that title def goes to Yakuza 3

[@betaubtesfaultier3607]

@@ColdMetal80 The only cheap thing in the Yakuza 3 story is the twin situation. And even this is possible. I mean, twins exist. Yakuza 4 has so many plot holes from start to finish. It doesn't even makes sense often. And the rubber bullets are just the icing on the cake. Combat is much better in 4, obviously.

[@mohammed_mana3944]

How can people think 4 is the worst story when 5 is worse?

[@warragnarok]

Man after beating kiwami 1 some months ago I can totally agree, after you max out Majima everywhere it's not fun anymore that he shows up in the worst moments possibles

[@fearisstatic]

judgment player being chad

[@mhersi2dude]

judement players when they have to chase a flying wig for the 3rd time

[@nameistaken]

Currently playing Yakuza 5 and I literally feel that

[@trollosgaming7724]

the last one was way to fucking relatable

[@evelynmeenan2608]

Yakuza 2 players when somebody says they're about to start kiwami 2

[@miragebangbravern]

The Yakuza 5 part applies the same a whole lot to the Kurohyou games

[@Rihcterwilker]

Yep. As good as the games are, sometimes you just want to go to point A to B without interruptions.

[@cyber_stealth]

shouldve put kiwami 2 players when no styles

[@asami_ryuichi]

This actually made my day

[@ViniZiello]

2 annoying stuff in yakuza 5 are the excessive amount of random encounters and the pedestrians that just get in the way every bloody second

[@Bcordepic]

0:56 style switching*

[@mmgvii8076]

Yakuza 1 voice actors trying to remember voice acting in Yakuza 1

[@wojtekmichalak2459]

I miss Majima 😞

[@scottianson5133]

Yakuza 5 fans enjoying being an idol and signing autographs.

[@italianduded1161]

lmao me starting from Yakuza 0 💀

[@JudgeEyes1999]

I just finished 6 last night and when the boat came, I was saying: really? This is THE secret? A boat from WWII that no one probably even cares about anymore but yet many died over it. I was kind of sad/iritated that the stupid boat was the towns secret

[@faceplant4005]

Majima everywhere was my favorite mechanic from kiwami and they took it awat from me, didn't even finish kiwami 2

[@noriakikakyoin1423]

Infinite wealth fans harassing the same wandering vendor until they finally have the final golden turd to craft the golden shit bat

[@cCoalYT]

i didnt know you could get it from those guys, thank you so much for telling me

[@Majimba_Enjoyer]

kiwami 2 players finding out there is no majima anywhere (except for that 1 story fight)

[@thatguy3263]

0:42 literally every yakuza game:

[@hernanmunoz7771]

Angelito goro is that You?

[@Negameleon]

I liked the rubber bullet twist

[@Griffonki]

Oath of Enma > Pledge of Demon

[@TypicalToyReviews]

They don’t call him Taiga 18 Counts Saejima for nothing. Oh wait

[@yusukeelric]

Yakuza 0: Surprising the plot isn't a pile of bullshit, if you played most yakuza games in the series that's a common trend. broken but fun combat. people bleed money just like in IRL 80's Japan. right Ammount of Majima. You date the girls and BOSS them too. Kiwami: Plot is nonsense, but atleast its a non convoluted nonsense. Balanced combat but enemies now mutiplied like rabbits and it gets very annoying. Colisseum atleast is way better due to more balanced one on one. Too much Majima. Also there is one million different majimas. Have fun getting another mad dog when looking for Slugger. Kiwami 2: Humanity of Yakuza 6 restored. Many minigames are back. even the UFO catcher. Even peeing is a minigame now! Plot is one guy manipulates another guy, but he also manipulates another guy who manipulates the guy manipulating you. Kiryu is now a cinder block, so it isn't as bad as 6. Majima is there. His DLC prooves Yakuza 0 story is so god tier it even continued part of it in this game. Yakuza 3. The real hero isn't Kiryu, but walls. Walls are lethal.and mean. and hate you and your enemies. Heat moves are more like slightly warm. Kiryu dies but no lol. Barely Majima and from now on Majima will be either in prison, or in hiding, or in prison again. because RGG hates fun. Yakuza 4. Best If he doesn't bleed, it was a rubber bullet. Despite how many people didn't actually die, a lot of people still die , 4 is associated with death in Japan, So it makes sense everyone either dies, or fake dies in this story. Yakuza 5. Everyone is Goku, The best way to foil a terrible flawed plan is to intentionally fall for it. This won't bite you in the ass, absolutely. This isn't 4. so most people don't die in this game despite situations where they should. Oh yeah, it's also an idol master game for a while. Kiryu dies but no lol. Absolutely crazy side stories. Yakuza 6. Kiryu is now a cement block with hands but even heavier than Kiwami 2. even if the game lost 80% of the already stablished minigames, you still got Bowling as core gameplay because half of the game is throwing people at other people. Kiryu dies, but no, but he actually did for everyone except a detective who is really bad at keeping secrets or his own job. So bad, purple suave man just knows by looking at his eyes. You are captain ahab and the sea is your bitch... Jingweon became a joke bigger than the nishiki family with a Kpop leader. Also it's about family. Didn't play 7 yet, but probably jokes about Dragon quest.

[@rubyy.7374]

I used to think those people couldn’t possibly exist… Until I saw that they did.

[@Raizoken0]

the yakuza 5 one is absurdly true

[@KoreanSpy1997]

I think the plot of yakuza 6 was great.

[@betaubtesfaultier3607]

It is. The ship reveal was just unnessecary.

[@yanribeiro7108]

@@betaubtesfaultier3607 No? That's COMPLETELY wrong. Anyone with any knowledge of history should understand the significance of it.

[@ellocojoncrazy3270]

I liked for the characters not so much for what it means, but yeah, knowing the context helps

[@unoriginalperson72]

Kenzan is like, super awesome, the only part thats bad is the whole child prostitution thing

[@cCoalYT]

the what 😨

[@EX16L-e4n]

the what now

[@An00n]

Oh no a historical game portraying things that happened in the past😨

[@tacky6045]

it ain't prostitution, it's weird ass system man

[@unoriginalperson72]

@@tacky6045 still weird, man

[@littlehulkster7649]

Personally I just play the games for a bunch of buff dudes beatin the fuck out of each other

[@cthulhu888]

When did nostalgia critic become lead singer from meshuggah? 🤣🤣🤘

[@mesutozil33]

Wait until you see the random encounters on Ishin's shitty map.

[@tuep]

whats the song's name and from which ost? it so familiar and striking but i cant pinpoint from which yakuza game it is. Nevermind got it. It's the Yakuza 3 opening theme. Knew i heard it countless times!

[@MartinRussellSchmidt]

Bullshit! Oath of Enma blows Pledge of Demon out of the water!

[@posteriorpepperoni]

I'm the Yakuza Zero player, except I'm listening to Oath of Enma instead

[@ADHDizzy]

You dont seem to understand. I play Kiwami just to fight MAJIMA

[@Juvenile9111]

SUBTITLES END WITH ........ GUN FIRE *

[@youmanyousef]

Yakuza 3 might have interesting combat but the video has Yakuza 3 OST Fly so I don't wanna hear it! Y3 is a great game!

[@cCoalYT]

The combat in my opinion is pretty eh because it mostly consists of light light heavy or komaki parry but I really loved the story and the ost,I'd say its the best story-wise for a yakuza game.

[@thesailingship7183]

@@cCoalYT i feel like you have the freedom to do basically whatever when you quickstep behind enemies tho

[@youmanyousef]

@@thesailingship7183 tell that to the random thug in Ryukyu with a boss moveset and heavy armor 🥲

[@betaubtesfaultier3607]

Main story and substories are some of the best in the series, combat and mini games not so much.

[@iixxixi]

@@betaubtesfaultier3607 the fishing minigame was a nightmare

[@thelostcrusader993]

Hah majima in kiwami and yakuza 5 random encounters? I say bring it on yre op anyway.

[@Talking_He4d]

You can tell this was made by a yakuza fan 😂

[@paavis9987]

what, no Judgment games or Ishin takes?

[@lukecwolf]

I love fly

[@riton349]

Yakuza 4 plottwists ruined Saejima's character for me.

[@gripesreality2126]

Majima everywhere got old super fast it would have been fine if it was just the stuff like him dressing up as a cop, hostess, and zombie once or twice a chapter but needing to fight him it so many times and beat him at minigames to get all the dragon style moves was bullshit

[@Joshyama]

Bring back akiyama

[@antidjhero2]

Say what you will about yakuza 6.... but if I'm being real I lost my fucking mind when that boat came out. Who wrote this?

[@tylerlackey1175]

Yakuza 5 fans explaining why female jingu is sympathetic because she has a generic sad backstory

[@tyrwebster2986]

Who's female jingu?

[@tylerlackey1175]

@@tyrwebster2986 park

[@blackdragoncyrus]

Yakuza 6 players trying to get used to the garbage new engine.

[@karumina]

Where ishin and dead souls 🤣

[@albertstickmananimation9596]

What is this theme called?

[@cCoalYT]

Fly, Its Mine's theme from yakuza 3

[@ssprinklez2701]

As a Yakuza 4 player, I agree that the plot is mostly dogshit.

[@dogfellow3848]

Yakuza 6 fans waiting for the game to become good (it doesn't)

[@sharjeelahmed7913]

Yakuza 4 twists were still better than the absolute garbage reveal of Yumi in Yakuza Kiwami and how Haruka was Jingu's kid

[@spook7678]

no they werent 🤓

[@sheevpalps3846]

I think they're on the same level. Neither are garbage imo

[@godsnectar3319]

What a gay man

[@mhersi2dude]

Beat Em Up Fans: 🗿 Turn-based Fans: 🤓

[@somekiddo2795]

not reletable

[@DDrizzyOfficalmyguy]

How do you have good graphics on your roblox videos cuz when I do 10 bars it's so glitchy

[@joestaen]

why am i watching this i hate these types of videos

[@BasedPeter]

Judgement players when Yagami is morally incorrect in both games: 0_0

[@Supermariosupervideo]

i can see an argument for Lost Judgement (Yagami’s still right) but how in the world was he morally incorrect in Judgement

[@BasedPeter]

@@Supermariosupervideo Essentially Shono would be morally in the right, as the lives of millions outweigh those of a few) but then they had to eliminate any moral grey argument by saying "oh AD9 never worked in the first place" right at the end

[@karumina]

​@@BasedPeter it was there for the greater impact 🤣

[@BasedPeter]

@@karumina ooh fancy meeting you outside Majmaposting

[@karumina]

@@BasedPeter likewise! :)

[@tacky6045]

0:00 yakuza 3 still better than a good majority of the franchise

[@kakatudupal7696]

Definitely one of the opinions of all time

[@tacky6045]

@@kakatudupal7696 I mean yakuza 3 had some great depth that the rest of the series lacks, and I was talking about just combat

[@betaubtesfaultier3607]

It is one of my favorites, too. Especially the story.

[@sheevpalps3846]

3 story is pretty solid for the most part, I think it's better than 1, 2, and maybe even 4. In Kiryu's story, it seems only 0, 5, and 6 are definitively better.

[@elikyiael8740]

yakuza 6 story was garbage fr fr

[@cpssee]

Just skip 3,4,5 until they get remaked.

[@sillysalad0]

they will never get a remake

[@chexedy]

dont listen to this guy

[@swaggymungdaal]

they don't need a remake, sure a 3 remake could be nice to see how they revamp the combat, and i'd love for them to get rid of or rework those substories that you have to do really well in certain mini games to complete, cause those were super annoying when i was working on doing the amon fight for 3 remaster, but other than that i still really enjoyed all 3 of those remasters

[@betaubtesfaultier3607]

You are wrong.

[@thiccburger290]

1:03 😂 omg literally me 💅✨

[@An00n]

The Y5 one should have been for Y7

[@sillysalad0]

nah the y7 random encounters arent as annoying as the 5 ones

[@An00n]

@@sillysalad0 I disagree. You have no way of avoiding Y7 encounters besides going the complete opposite direction you were going, the battle always starts in a ridiculous big range and that is made worse by the slow turn based combat. Y5 is only exaggerated on random encounters in Tsukimino since it has extremely tight roads.

[@betaubtesfaultier3607]

@@An00n That's not true. The random encounters are annoying in every city not just Tsukimino, even there it is much worse. And you can run easily from most enemies in 7, outside of the dungeons.