Yakuza rumble

[@marian0514]

Akiyama if he doesn't smoke

[@Nettacki]

And didn’t have scoliosis

[@DepressedCrow]

No, this is while he's still smoking, he's actively limiting himself He'd be unstoppable if he stopped smoking

[@richardlionerheart1945]

21:11 akiyama gets fucking tiger dropped lmao

[@Nimmylicious]

Akiyama using a full kick combo to wipe Nanba off is ridiculous

[@buns9022]

he had his climax heat move saved up, killer kick combo.

[@mr.meme5907]

Ye

[@jeezorgeezVEVO]

12:40

[@stephgunther3879]

What about Kume and Kuze throwing Komaki out of the ring lmao

[@definitelynotcharaznable7749]

@@stephgunther3879 what's more is that Kuze immediately throws Kume after they worked together to eliminate Komaki

[@Ren-yn6wg]

20:50 This is most Ichiban thing i've ever seen in my life

[@mr.meme5907]

I🎵CHI🎵BAN

[@renren8296]

actual like a dragon final boss footage

[@cdn205]

Enters the ring Immediately goes for his brother Starts spinning on him like a beyblade

[@aerodynamo4874]

Nishiki literally just summoned his stand, Ichiban Kasuga

[@zealous404]

I can't fucking stop laughing lmao this is too accurate

[@Dbzfanz1243]

6:30 Miracle Johnson enters the ring and picks a fight with the biggest man and gets thrown out effortlessly 😂😂

[@spyrocyndersword6516]

He did get a couple of hits in.

[@dylanwoodward5256]

No miracles for Miracle Johnson today 😅

[@yoyuncu]

20:50 ichiban comes and just suplexes arakawa

[@Samwichyummers]

And after disorienting the hurt arakawa, ichiban would proceed to spin on his back like a beyblade

[@hellionglassocean]

the fact ichiban took down kiryu is just 💀 that just leaves to the theory that this is just one of ichiban's dreams.... who knows.. maybe

[@mr.meme5907]

That’s most likely the case

[@lizdevilz7271]

@@mr.meme5907 Ichiban forget to take his pills again lmao.

[@achmedfan100]

Nahh man this is WWE, Kiryu knew that the new games were gonna have Ichiban so he put him over lmao

[@BenetteG]

At least Daigo avenged Kiryu by eliminating Schizoban.

[@BLACKSTA361]

@@achmedfan100 💀💀. Ichiban the new face of the company

[@toshi3866]

16:07 akiyama doing the same move 3 times in a row 💀

[@EmiyaIsHere]

Akiyama's done lending people money, now it's time for him to lend his kick

[@charizard7609]

That Triple Leg Drop should be one of his moves in the next games.

[@netherremains]

Sometimes Sawashiro's theme just goes that hard. Akiyama was just giving it due tribute.

[@javierserrano349]

Shit had me dying

[@anthonychase6906]

lmfao and the music sync as he drops down and makes that face at the camera

[@Archery_100]

Poor Miracle got immediately taken out

[@unoriginalperson72]

He's the king of dance, not fighting

[@foreskin_noble]

Bro went straight for Shakedown like what did he expect 💀

[@archarin9249]

Dude lasted all of seventeen seconds lmao

[@filipgarbacki155]

0:55 jumpscare warning

[@-zawarudo-2684]

The syncing of the beat drop to the camera showing him was INSANE

[@CaptainDavyJones]

16:06 Akiyama dumping his ass on Shindo’s face THREE times is hilarious

[@namelesslang5909]

Doubly hilarious is how the camera just focuses on him through all of this, meanwhile Zhao and Saejima are getting tossed out of the ring

[@MrJedroi258]

Cant blame him, Sawashiro's theme Goes too hard

[@-zawarudo-2684]

1:00 the syncing to the beat drop was insane.

[@ryanhernandez1877]

Mr Strongman [Localized Name]

[@kwtkold9302]

That was pretty amazing synch

[@BenetteG]

20:53 Ichiban immediately attacks young master Arakawa the moment he enters. Also, Nishiki was beating Arakawa before Ichiban enters is just too ironic.

[@kasidechjumpeeruang1413]

Then Nishiki tends to take his beating back to Masato.

[@ClydeMystik325]

The way he spins like a beyblade on top of him too 💀

[@edolix59]

23:23 I can't stop laughing at this. The way he just drops off the screen, it's like a porcelain doll being tossed out a window.

[@thaddeusmarcuscheeleyjr.786]

It's like watch a comedy skit. He's just over the rope and then he's gone. 😂 it's made 200x better by Nishiki just psyching himself up for no reason while these two are going at it.

[@smalljag]

Yeah! Daigo got his butt handed to him!😂😂

[@hayatosawamura4015]

In Japan Daigo-san is often referred as daigosan meaning great miscalculation. He is referred to this since he had so many mistakes/miscalculations during the series.

[@edolix59]

​@@hayatosawamura4015 This clip confirmed to be a visual representation of Daigo attempting to fix the Tojo Clan's problems by himself.

[@hayatosawamura4015]

He wants Akiyama’s money by attempting to throw out Akiyama but instead being thrown out. Again, he failed to fix Tojo clan by miscalculating the situation despite the opportunity he already had on winning the rumble.

[@onii-chain]

6:30 Miracle sliding in and beating the shit out of Mr.Shakedown had me screaming

[@Karlomianbot]

Then proceeds to get immediately bodied lol

[@gk2370]

The battle of the best hats

[@hanya255]

And his music blasting too💀

[@davisbowe8668]

And then gets thrown out a few seconds later lol.

[@JoninJordan]

16:10 Akiyama taking the time to leg drop to the beat not once but twice 😆

[@robertwoods3871]

Akiyama getting his shit in

[@diegordi1394]

Both times in sync with the music.

[@HaveSomeHalloweenSpirit]

The fact that Saejima targeted Lao Gui the most is oddly fitting

[@MrJedroi258]

Best thing is he never attack Majima

[@fatranga]

18:55 ten years in the joint guy

[@crudknight]

4:35 "Yo can we switch" "Yeah sure" 👍

[@HenriqueVolkov]

thats a funny moment if i ever seen one

[@petersinkworking6198]

9:38 >Kuze attempts to throw Komaki out of the ring but cant because he puts up resistance >Kume helps Kuze throw Komaki out of the ring >They suceed >Start beating the shit out of each other afterwards >Kuze throws Kume out of the ring effortlessly 15:11 >Amon throws Tesso out of the ring off camera >Zhao throws Amon out of the ring off camera 16:11 Perfect Sync 23:21 Akiyama throws Daigo out of the ring by doing absolutely nothing

[@CCgivemeawedgy]

Don't forget at 16:11 perfect sync AND perfect pose!

[@sanduba57]

Akiyama stole Sawashiro's entrance lmao

[@eduardodias2073]

You forgot Miracle's entrance, got kicked out by Mr Shakedown in two moves

[@rahhrahhhh]

I'm just him

[@juriansan019]

18:07 the moment theme goes "rolling eyes fall" Kiryu got slammed by Shindo

[@Ganondork9]

Miracle getting thrown out immediately like a real celebrity RR entrant is too good

[@sakitorihd]

19:47 kiryu using quick time event: press X

[@morganglue458]

the commentator watching Akiyama be like: "There's a kick"

[@SkylasDivide]

Sera just beating the absolute shit out of Saejima for a full minute amidst all the insanity broke me. Just wailing on the poor guy over and over and over again, funniest shit I've seen all week.

[@bruh_machine]

And just before that at 14:23 he goes down on Zhao FIVE TIMES! I know he's the Third Chairman but I did not expect him to go this hard!

[@namelesslang5909]

Funnier still is how he eventually just moves on and lets Sawashiro just casually toss Saejima out as he enters the ring.

[@revolverjack9848]

21:57 passing of the torch...

[@Heavy-W-Guy]

20:15 that felt personal as hell

[@axr519]

19:49 Shindo backflipped and slammed himself to the floor lol

[@Flinxmin]

I love Miracle's appearance in this

[@edolix59]

And his subsequent disappearance ten seconds later.

[@Zerovin]

@Edolix he tried his best. Attacked the biggest guy there at the time then gets literally thrown out by that same guy

[@Concerned_Custodian]

>Shows up >Swings on Mr.Shakedown >Leaves

[@miggle8547]

This whole fight was pure insanity and i love it

[@sandwichpony8071]

Fucking love how it focuses on shindo pinning saejima while tesso and amon immediately get thrown out in the background

[@Supperdude9]

Well Amon got superkicked out.

[@marunmeister1718]

Kiryu being the one to eliminate Majima just made so much sense

[@MrJedroi258]

Im sure Majima didnt mind

[@mr.meme5907]

3:04 He using all of his ultimate techniques

[@rodrigocofre693]

We really need more yakuza x wwe stuff

[@rubyy.7374]

It’s my guilty pleasure and I don’t even like WWE.

[@BrolyLSSJ01]

Just came here to say that this was better than the real life Royal Rumble PPV. Saejima had a really good run. Also, it’s very fitting that Kiryu was the one that eliminated Majima from the match.

[@scarymeunster9095]

Kiryu beat Majima, and then Ichiban beat Kiryu. The cycle of growth continues.

[@askallywag]

Ain't no way u just said that . The 2023 rumble was a masterpiece

[@BrolyLSSJ01]

@@askallywag The men’s Rumble was alright, but a masterpiece? That’s a bit much. Rest of the show was pretty mid IMO, outside of the main event and the spectacular post match angle, plus Asuka’s new look.

[@askallywag]

@@BrolyLSSJ01 I'm talking about the main event

[@toshi3866]

Props to saejima he lasted the longest out of everyone in the match, the herculean spirit comes through clutch

[@BossHOF]

Makes sense since he's a wrestler primarily

[@majinlaw2383]

saejima lasting so long is just a testament to his strength

[@BasedPeter]

Nishiki almost got the win due to having two entries, but once again Akiyama put him in an infinite loop just like Yakuza 4

[@moisesfreire6408]

I like how this match even follow the tradition of a celebrity joining the Royal Rumble just to throw a few punches and be eliminated a few moments later.

[@CheeseWeegee]

I love how crusty all these models look, if there's ever a Yakuza Netflix adaptation I want to look just like this

[@moister3727]

20:56 yo ichiban, wtf ya doing

[@ForestBoyProductions]

His best

[@Johnnyupside]

Mr.shakedown held out pretty good all thing considered

[@-zawarudo-2684]

He would’ve won if he trained in space beforehand….

[@Kaarl_Mills]

I'm pretty sure he has the most eliminations, but it makes sense because he has a good 100-200 pounds on damn near everyone else in that ring. Realistically, Saejima is the only person who was even close to his weight class

[@sunnerssnag]

he's like a foot taller than everyone else lmao even 2 people struggle to push him out of the ring

[@xxheavyswagxx]

16:12 perfect tim akiyama moves with sawashiro theme

[@ShadicRothZz1998]

Yakuza music syncs with heat actions even in other games.

[@MidnightBikerHostility]

And the fact that he does two times too

[@joey5810]

I love how when Ichiban joins in he immediately goes for Masato

[@tucke3]

0:55 THAT BEAT DROP IS INSANE

[@scottrastyles2592]

0:45 is great too

[@ivangambino4135]

This should put all those stupid “could (x) beat (x)” lists to an end

[@BLACKSTA361]

Not really If saejima came in at 20 for example he would've easily won. Look at how many h eliminated

[@Nightdreamr]

Zhao can kick Amon's ass out of wrestling ring confirmed.

[@thatskeletordude5271]

@@BLACKSTA361 if him and Mr Shakedown where placed much more late they would eliminate everyone and have a 1v1.

[@smokevanderplan9048]

I'm just gonna be honest here, I enjoyed every second of this video and I wouldn't complain at all about a new one!

[@capo1337]

Ngl I got a couple of ideas for a new one 😉

[@frankuraku5622]

@@capo1337 There's a new Akiyama CAW with actual movesets of only kicks and a fitting entrance. The only problem is the face's shape, but it's still Akiyama. It only has four downloads as of currently.

[@The1337nut]

@@capo1337lay it on us

[@trevorBbracket]

something about the music playing while the characters enter off-screen is just so fucking funny EVERY TIME it gets me

[@trevorBbracket]

and the wet slapping of WWE game punches cutting over it.... bautiful..

[@trevorBbracket]

idk who tf arakawa is but rooting for him was an emotional rollercoaster. he deserved better

[@NoahHalfSquid]

​@@trevorBbracket play yakuza 7

[@trevorBbracket]

​@@NoahHalfSquidbet

[@MayorPrentiss]

Saejima's little jig before beaning Kume in the back of the head has made my week

[@justinx.8949]

Kasuga Ichiban, in eliminating the Dragon of Dojima Kazuma Kiryu, was put over as the next face of the company. To add an extra layer of drama to the feud between members of former tag team DragonFish, Akira Nishikiyama was the one to subsequently eliminate Ichiban, setting up the ultimate conclusion of he and Kiryu's blood brother feud at KamuroMania 2023.

[@fandeslyc]

Ichiban's first move lmao

[@jaudhe]

im more dissapointed that miracle johnson wasnt the one serving the most dastardly of hands

[@JustinTheRabbit]

“The most dastardly of hands” is now my new favorite sentence, thank you

[@rianmela3825]

Seeing him just walk in, beat the hell out of Mr Shakedown, and get thrown out of the ring by him 2 seconds later was absolutely hilarious

[@Felipebrbrbrbr]

Miracle Johnson being immediately eliminated was so funny!!! 💀💀💀

[@thigikna]

Seeing Ichiban come on and then immediately suplex Arakawa was one of the funniest things Ive ever seen Edit: Ichiban clotheslining Kiryu out of the ring is very symbolic when you think about it

[@johnarbuckle6583]

Akiyama MVP!

[@dvdbox360]

HOBOYAMA STRENGTH

[@bbydvorah8898]

AND THATS WHY HES THE GOAT! THE GOOOOAAAAAATTTTT

[@AproxSpecter]

20:02 Kiryu: "let me have him kyodai...i settle him

[@lasteri]

"Kiryu?" "Majima onisan already know he like this."

[@biggiecheese3753]

Kuze and Kume teamed up to take out Komaki and then immediately turned on each other

[@linah1998]

the most underrated part of this video is how you kept the name introductions in the style of the respective games. The dedication!

[@animegamer1014]

This made me realize that out of every game franchise, Yakuza ost makes the best entrance music

[@khannywanny]

1:15 english localization be like

[@TheWorstPartyMember]

If I learned anything from this video it's that 90% of Yakuza's OST makes a fantastic wrestling entrance theme.

[@JacobTheCroc]

Ichiban fittingly only fought Arakawa and Kiryu, surprisingly knocking him down. And of course, Daigo knocking himself out was hilarious.

[@jimbobjimmy5537]

The theme songs for each character killed me bruh

[@funnynamelol3156]

Saejima being extremely hard to take out is extremely accurate damn

[@PixelSubstream]

21:15 Not Gonna Sugar Coat It

[@Nightdreamr]

Damn Saejima had to fight both of his kyodais. That Wrestlemania title shot is turning eveyone against each other.

[@Kaarl_Mills]

Despite being one of the first people in the ring, Shakedown Prime's kill streak is absurd

[@not_so_weird]

8:55 Saejima reversing a grab into smacking komaki’s head into Mr shakedown’s is hilarious

[@doodleboat7682]

Kiryu looked so pissed when he lost 😭😭😭

[@lordofduckz]

Super Smooth Cash Man is a very fitting description for Akiyama

[@undyne1]

23:23 lmfao how tf did that happen?? Akiyama did nothing!

[@netherwolf3012]

Average Daigo moment.

[@absolutelyfooled9]

i should not be this happy that akiyama won. i have legit no reason to be this happy over a yakuza character winning a fight in a wrestling game

[@marshaloga3047]

this is gold! Haven't laughed this much in ages LoL. I love how Baba chan immediately rescues Saejima from Lao gui 7:45

[@Miltypooh2001]

Akiyama taking out daigo was the most yakuza thing I've ever seen 😂

[@rw0dyxer012]

Akiyama giving the beatdown to post crazy Nishikiyama is super accurate at the end. Ichiban gunning for Masato and defeating Kiryu. Kiryu defeating Majima. This is too perfect.

[@SetsunaTheGreat00]

The accuracy of each of these characters is spot on. The best part about this video is that it doesn't feel outta place from the original source materiel.

[@feiwong3634]

This brings me memories from back when i created Yakuza 1, 2 and 3 characters on Smackdown VS RAW 2011, looks like an eternity now. This was a blast, i rooted for Saejima, the fact that he endured 15 minutes blows me away.

[@mc_kublai]

21:56 Ichi really just said "I'm the main character now, bitch"

[@ilyasbasuki3207]

Akiyama finishing off Nanba with kicks, Kiryu beating Majima, and protagonists (Saejima, Majima, Akiyama) lasting longer than they should have made this feel authentic. But Ichiban beating Kiryu made it seem like one of his dreams.

[@neku-fn8dq]

I wish everyone's theme song lasted until the next one joins

[@capo1337]

That might be a good idea for the next rumble 👍

[@neku-fn8dq]

​@@capo1337im looking forward to it, these kind of videos you make is really entertaining

[@FlyingHomelessGuy]

@@capo1337 I also think it's a good idea. Another video game character wrestling show I used to watch did that too. They would even override the new entrant's theme with the eliminator's if they were thrown out before the next wrestler came out. It was hilarious.

[@-zawarudo-2684]

I DID NOT EXPECT HIROYA EGASHIRA ESPECIALLY SO EARLY HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS

[@primarchjackfrost8117]

Akiyama was nerfing himself in the whole series by smoking so he wouldn't steal the spotlight

[@anthonychase6906]

This is so goofy I can't with the music every time someone jumps in, I like how some of them even have a moveset to match, like akiyama kicking and Saejima doing "charged up" taunt paunches over and over

[@TheThrillerJunkie]

I've been laughing my ass off with the little edits you did and all that stuff with Akiyama. Great stuff man!

[@robperto]

The amazing toss from Majima where he flipped Kiryu over his back, and then promptly also gets back flipped over, had me DYING. Thank you for all of this

[@nobodyinhell6186]

We need more of this.

[@LucasDakami]

You could tell me this is canon and I would believe you almost 100%.

[@CertifiedNEETClassic]

Man, Miracle Johnson was out immediately in the worst way, no wonder he didn't come back to Kamurocho.

[@hana-chan420]

Saejima may have been the most resilient, but Akiyama was 100% the MVP lmao, man was on some major crackhead energy from the moment he stepped in 😂

[@khannywanny]

miracle johnson coming in, beating mr shakedown and immediately being thrown out is so funny to me

[@jordanmason210]

10:01 I love how Majima and Saejima went after Baba and Kuze respectively on their own 😂 also Majima’s entrance theme was fitting 👌🏾

[@grunchchristmas]

majima spasming on the floor after taking 3 of the same move to the neck is sending me

[@nook8942]

Super Smooth Cash Man The best description Akiyama could get lmfao

[@lazorlp866]

This was a wild ride. I’m absolutely no wrestling fan but having played all games in the main series made this such a blast to watch. Thanks for doing this! ❤

[@ramendiety5873]

20:14 Kiryu tiger dropped his ass.

[@cryguy0000]

Yagami got wiped out too fast...feels bad man

[@tazika3559]

After this Akiyama wakes up in his office and Hana chan starts yelling at him for being late to collect money from the client.

[@evelynmeenan2608]

Damn, too sad seeing Shindo without his iconic theme The Grudge

[@petersinkworking6198]

It wouldve been more fitting considering the setting

[@thog377]

nobody is giving credit to sawashiro, my man showed up, took out the strongest person in the ring instantly, and did nothing else for the rest of it

[@gk2370]

At least Majima was defeated none other than Kiryu-chan, otherwise he'll rage and draw his knife.

[@XbiboyX2]

this is kiwami 2 battle royale colosseum moments