Yakuza Things YOU Can't Do IRL

[@illusoghiaccio]

Don't forget that Majima can instantly take his gloves off whilst stripping of his jacket.

[@lemonismq4642]

So I'm able to block blades and heavy blunt weapons like bats with my bare forearms? Thanks I'll go get in a street fight right now!

[@DojimaNoRyu]

0:45 wasn't this just Sayama's nightmare?

[@masteroflight7296]

Yes

wdym, I can throw magic orbs, juggle punks mid air and create a vortex of energy with my bare hands just fine (I forgot to take my medication)

[@mateuszmilowski4472]

That means I can do Akiyama's mid air combos from yakuza 5 Right?

[@cantufekci23]

Yes

[@unoriginalperson72]

If you have enough airti

[@moister3727]

Sure

[@Ron1n_Sim]

Not unless you got air jordans

[@valen7142]

5:08 as a martial artist I love to replicate styles from these games, it's not that hard actually

[@gianncmedina7805]

Surely I can summon a multi-billion dollar satellite at the press of button at any time? ... or be secretly Korean?

[@shienxiii.ArkSoft]

out of context, vandalism looked like kiryu losing his shir in the restaurant and the first guy who tried to stop him just got punched as soon as he went in

[@theonlyrealmajima]

The majima explosion was just sayamas nightmare

[@unoriginalperson72]

Meeting a fake version of yourself can happen if you're famousand have impersonation artists

[@moister3727]

I can't create Vandalism irl? I'll prove you wrong...

[@ryoujigoda1848]

yagami turned into a dragonball z character

[@ovensmuggler5207]

1:35 he learned Vegeta's technique

[@MidnightDominaor3005]

You forgot Tiger Drop haha

[@БогданКрименюк]

THAT IS ACTUALLY A REAL MARTIAL ARTS MOVE I'M TIRED OF REPEATING THAT

[@Quantum722]

Joon Gi-Han being finesse

[@Happy_Sailor639]

What about fighting off a 100 yakuzas at once? How about surviving an roundhouse to your skull?

[@NoForksGiven]

Of course you can learn a fighting style just by seeing it once. You wont be very good at it but if you see someone throw a punch, you can try to repeat it

[@misha_djynsy]

Man, that last bit with karaoke was wild...

[@DiabolicCrusher]

Meeting a fake version of yourself is very much a thing, for famous people anyway, large weapons is possible with enough muscle, you just won't be able to swing it as well as Kiryu or Saejima.

[@Skrunpel]

It's very unlikely to just happen to anybody, and plus that isnt the way it is usually done, usually identity theft is done on the internet or on other networks, not spefically in real life in kiryu's case

[@a460n9]

Watch me

[@critch7514]

I like to think the powers from Yagami’s extracts are just the products of what any would see after ingesting a liquid made up of various weeds, melted rubber, and microplastics

[@noahcennerilli7975]

Bruh i can do all of these things wdym

[@協420]

bro does NOT know about infared waves emitted from the body

[@wilsonso5784]

My pockets be full of magic pepto bismol energy drinks though.

[@JudgementBruno]

I can do all of these things wdym?

[@meaningplate40]

Where’s all the car stuff in 5? Like how you can crash your cab at full speed and not fly out, or Saejima stopping a moving car, or Shinada being able to survive a head on collusion?

[@dish-wu9vb]

Well, you could learn some things just by seeing them 🤷 😅❤

[@AnthonyVwicker]

Am I the only one who thinks enemy's being hit while being juggled sounds like a hurt dog

[@3Guys1Video]

Wait so I can’t kill people and get away with it?

[@AmiibroN]

Damn, I’m glad I never used the extracts in Judgment. Those look absolutely busted and would probably make the game not challenging at all. Lol

[@WeetZe]

everything in yakuza

[@nots7d]

I feel like juggling people in the air IRL would be possible, it would just require way more strength, and a different technique. Same would go with learning how to fight by just watching someone kick ass, while it obviously wouldn't give you 100% of knowledge instantly (cough Y0), you could STILL learn something from it if watched closely.

[@gotanjuu5791]

When did Yagami learn these?! 1:33

[@isaacmurillo1811]

They're extracts. You have samples of these but you can also make them.

[@gotanjuu5791]

@@isaacmurillo1811 are they from different game series all together or are they from UI files from the rgg series?

[@yxvngtony3721]

Yes I can!

[@IvanL1997Jovo]

replace Kim with Richardson

[@hello_nishiki]

I can do that 5:09

[@Japuckle]

I mean, you *can* kill your friends irl