YOU KIDS SHOULDN'T BE PLAYING APEX [Nijisanji]

Damn kids and their apex and their slang.
Is dabbing still a thing that kids do? If so, get that off of my lawn too.
Originally aired Oct 22, 2020.
Source: • Video
╬ Streamer Info ╬
Name: Yuuki Chihiro (勇気ちひろ)
Twitter: / chihiro_yuki23
KZbin: / @yukichihiro
An Apex addict with a reputation for being somewhat perverted. During a typical week, she spends many hours fangirling over Wraith and training with pro players in hopes of someday reaching Apex's master rank. She's also known for her sharp tongue and she won't hesitate to speak up if someone does something to annoy her. Being an 18-year-old girl who was transformed into a child when she accepted a contract to become a magical girl, she is eternally 10 years old but can change her age and gender with magic.
╬ Streamer Info ╬
Name: Kuzuha (葛葉)
Twitter: / vamp_kuzu
KZbin: / @kuzuha
A vampire, but also a hopeless NEET and game addict. As a VTuber, Kuzuha possesses an incredible capacity to entertain viewers due to his snappy comebacks and unexpected reactions to things. Kuzuha is very frank with members he's close with but is a bundle of anxiety in big gatherings. Excellent singer and excellent FPS player, very open with his desires (money and blood), and unabashedly cute at times.
╬ Streamer Info ╬
Name: Kanae (叶)
Twitter: / kanae_2434
KZbin: / @kanae
A rather easily misunderstood gamer with (supposed) amnesia with a cat plush named Roto. He’s a prankster at heart and loves to tell pointless lies to trick people whenever the chance hits. While he is best known for FPS games both niche and major, he dabbles in a wide variety from simulation to MMORPGs. He has yet to go a full day without having at least one stream on at least one streaming platform ever since his debut.
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Bios: Welcome to Nijisanji doc docs.google.com/document/d/1J...
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[@yon9533]

i just love how kanae just invited himself and start calling kuzu to join

[@Pepe-dq2ib]

you cant just join somebody's lobby without being invited...

[@denzelltan8321]

@@Pepe-dq2ib you can if you turn off the party invite thing

[@ipanesm]

@@Pepe-dq2ib you totally can

[@Vitx0o]

Kanae: You kids shouldn't worry about such things Chihiro: Then how old are you, Kanae-san? Kanae: *_KIDS LIKE YOU SHOULDNT WORRY-_*

[@nicolasa.3192]

Boomer Kanae lmao. Doesn't want to come to terms with the fact that its been a solid decade since he's felt the touch of a woman 💀

[@user-zh5vo8db2e]

@@nicolasa.3192 LMAOOO

[@fatpurp4041]

Kid: Dad, what’s for dinner? Kanae: KIDS SHOULDN’T WORRY ABOUT SUCH THINGS!

[@amideadyet268]

Either that or just replied with "Food"

[@J.Applejuice]

Really gotta admire Kanae and Kuzu realizing the situation and making the most of it.

[@Crosshill]

and chihiro for not losing her sanity

[@phoenixwing3254]

Chi-chan is such a talented VA, she's always really fun to watch stream. Definitely recommend anyone who hasn't already to give her stream a try, especially if you love high level APEX gameplay.

[@rbsalmon7895]

FR dude I miss her karaoke streams

[@longearedlover]

@@rbsalmon7895 yea she only does it on membership and it also happens once in a blue moon too

[@NeoPekoV3]

thxs for the reco i was looking for a good apex streamer apparently one of my friends recommend me her but i havent give it a try looks fun i guess

[@Cornholio8787]

but whats her real voice?

[@choi3744]

@@Cornholio8787 i think her adult chihiro voice is the most natural for her i guess? i dont really know if its her "real" voice per se but i also think her voice is naturally high. this chii-kun voice is definitely something she works on though, "works on" in the sense that its doesnt come as natural as her adult chihiro voice or the chii-chan voice. :D

[@yugaonchou3612]

I love how Chihiro just knew she's effed when Kanae called Kuzuha and asked him to play with them. 😂

[@hao9631]

"You're only allowed to drink the blood of your enemy." Petition for this as one of legend dialog--

[@Jacksonforeversprout]

Chronoir just inviting themselves in and completely hijacking Chihiro's shota stream is peak trolling there. I can never get enough of KCK. This trio is simply awesome. Best part is when Kaa-chan came in and Yuuki-kun couldn't contain his laughter 5:25

[@noraiou]

Quick.. Hide them from Mikoto-sama and Utako-neesan. Or else, it's going to be ugly

[@KeiKatsuuu]

They already got a hold and taste of Yuuki-kun tho

[@ADayinWhite]

"Ugly"? A certain bartender of the "succeeding male offspring" variety would beg to differ.

[@VahnWyrde]

@@ADayinWhite "succeeding male offspring" is my words of the day now thanks

[@nifrid1570]

@@KeiKatsuuu got any link relate to that?

[@KeiKatsuuu]

@@nifrid1570 enjoy my man kzbin.info/www/bejne/fmmpqIiuZqmpms0

[@sipa3137]

6:08 he sounds like he is gonna cry😭

[@kairisaki4570]

Idk why but I loved it when she was talking about unfair and easy and they both say “what do you mean by unfair/easy” right after eachother like it’s planned. Kanachiikuzu is a blessing

[@zaydan3920]

this is a god tier clip lmaooo how did i just know this now

[@shadowmonarch303]

Chihiro : *try to talk* Kanae : "This is the time when you zip it, the adults are talking"

[@u_shiro]

ChroNoiR shares the same brain as usual, both leaving just to turn into kids ww Thank you for the TLs! I keep seeing that same clip being animated without actually knowing what they meant ww

[@latebloomer.3712]

5:26 kanae's voice the best 🤣🤣 i like how they're struggling to hold their laugh 😂😂

[@zaine4516]

*Ojisan kanae* *shota chihiro* _I really love shota chihiro..._

[@tristangabrielsitchon6329]

The bullies and the bullied being the best of shotas. Loud Chronoir is forever GOLD.

[@laosantosrenzot.8850]

Ahh yes... Ear blessed whenever kanae and kuzuha shout.

[@Ralf0206akaHax]

This is what it must be like when going drinking after work with Japanese colleagues. I also don't know who this boy is, but he sure is good at Apex.

[@zelos138]

If you watched Kanae’s POV at the beginning he actually muted himself a few times and was worried about how to proceed and we end up with this lol Also, not at Kuzuha and Kanae saying “good morning” even tho it was almost 9pm lol

[@Kuaci0606]

Japanese people also use “ohayou/good morning” for the first meeting in a day.

[@AmaRyLliS-04]

I just think Kuzuha was sleeping before that

[@KeiKatsuuu]

Also kuzukuzu is a vampire. Nights are morning for him

[@-Raylight]

Poor Chii-kun bullied by ChroNoir. He's too bulliable, thankfully Akina and Utako were nowhere to be found. This is why loud ChroNoiR is the best ChroNoir xD It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming... On days like these, kids like you... *_Shouldn't worry about such things!!!_* Thank you for clipping KanaChiiKuzu! Queen Between! xD

[@anon7596]

Onii-san! You are everywhere

[@latersgator]

just as i've been seeing so many undertale stuff today, i see this x) this is great

[@elfenl1e]

kuzuha is adorable omfg

[@evilpufferfish198]

The transition of kanae voice when he called kuzuha then screaming to yuuki makes me giddy

[@supremedeity9003]

I love how kazuha just goes along with kanae's antics without even flinching or questioning lol.

[@shushetumare9835]

Chihiro: **turns shota** Nijisanji Girls: **thirsty** Nijisanji boiz: GAKI!!!!!

[@999Tidus]

damn the kanachiikuzu dynamic is so fun to watch. Thanks for the TL!

[@MiyuAme]

It's so hard not to laugh out loud 🤣 I am watching this at 3 am and I can't stop laughing. I can hear Kuzuha struggling not to laugh, the small pffft 😆

[@theperson5457]

Usually I don't endorse bullying kids ,however I support this 100%

[@xiaowwy3300]

You don’t know how many times I have watched this video, idk their laugh are just TOO addicting. They can simply make me laugh

[@babeeyuee]

Hahaha i love this ongoing roleplay between these 3 shotas 😂😂🤣

[@why_r_u_runnin9]

Nice to watch this again with lesser cuts hahaha Chii-kun bullying time never gets old :V Loud ChroNoiR and Chii-kun comeback please! *"Kodomo ga!!!!"* *"Gaki!!!!"*

[@RijaMo]

Ive only seen a few clips but the chemistry of these three is just so good

[@atika8702]

I think at 4:38 Kanae and Kuzuha said "Let me call Kuu-kun/Kaa-kun" as a different person than themselves. Like how Yuuki-kun is (almost) a different person than Chii-chan. And at 7:14 Kuzuha said "Could you not cover (my loot place) please?". Kanae dropped right beside Kuzuha's looting place, which is not good because you can't cover the looting area. Usually three people spread around the area and pin the items the party would need. I really love the description you wrote! Thanks for subbing this stream~

[@eira1858]

to sum it up, "OI GAKI--"

[@pasta8026]

Man I just watched the clip where Kanae and Chihiro had their last conversation before she graduated, then I come back to this clip feeling melancholic

[@haten1]

Kodomoga! Iremember seeing this stream & thinkin’ it was adorably hilarious. Thank you for the clip & subs!

[@riki-no-rina]

Kanae : YOU KIDS-

[@ChronicalV]

Chii-kun voice is my favoyrite

[@b.l.a.c.k.s.t.a.r]

Shota bullied by his senpais

[@tragikomedy]

her voice is so versatile wow :O

[@yuuzelthyc9683]

I love this Sanya, Kanako and Chii-kun collab

[@fadelpw511]

Kuzuha morning voice make me doki doki

[@Kweeeek]

ah yes dem shota's

[@Temari_Virus]

This is simply amazing and hilarious XD

[@makii4772]

2:24 that had me dying

[@gibb4236]

Thank you, been waiting for someone to translate this

[@aidanz3411]

Oh god🤣🤣 i can't stop laughing... kanae and kuzuha really🤣🤣

[@hao9631]

OMG HOW CAN I MISSED THIS LIVE

[@arterqwen]

Thanks for this awesome clip lmaoo

[@IncognitusAdham]

God i remember this. I had to pause here and there just take a break from laughing.

[@mystaee2914]

Ahh I wish I could see what happened after chii-kun left to get a drink

[@SerRompalot]

Aw man it hurts from laughing too hard.

[@PixxxelWizard]

That was amazing and the ending was perfect.

[@satorumybeloved]

i didnt know chihiro has this type of thing... whoa is that just voice acting or pitched?? this was so fun to watch thank you !!

[@Icarus2063]

I laughed so hard at this. Thank you

[@RratRemi]

Chronoir sticking to the bit for so long reminds me of buck and bedbanana. I have nothing but respect for that

[@radsimp5710]

This is one of my favorite streams

[@klayrollivan5558]

this is amazing how did I only find this today

[@uchuu_nagichan]

I need more Chii-kun and there’s something funny about a yelling Kaa-jiisan lmao. Also 4:55 (´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`) Edit: wait a sec was this clip animated? Idk why but I’m getting some deja vu.

[@kokoimasu4020]

Yes, there's some who animated this. But, its not translated. Maybe you feel the deja vu on "OI GAKI!!!"

[@uchuu_nagichan]

@@kokoimasu4020 I got the deja vu on the “shut up”. Kanae saying shut up in that kind of voice is dangerous for my health-

[@1__2san]

I've watched this 1208 times but it still get me every time I watch wwwwwww

[@chuuwuyal2272]

When they started yelling at the end I lost it😭

[@ksiyaskid]

This was amazing.

[@PotatoeJin]

Yesssss finally someone translated a longer version

[@floweroutset]

His voice is so deep😭😭 2:26 4:07 4:31

[@luciandelle]

YOU KIDS SHOULDNT WORRY ABOUT SUCH THINGS! Me everytime some random second grader say they have a crush on me 🚶‍♀️like dafoc?

[@chuuwuyal2272]

KIDS SHOULDN'T WO-

[@cmxhhyxxn]

kanae's voice is sending me looool i love this trio so much

[@natsudragneel7516]

Good ol’ Kanae and Chihiro clips

[@blackcat-fr6lu]

rip kuzuha

[@ratemal7748]

So this is the power of reverse ara-ara

[@dspmt9854]

Not Kanae enjoying tomboy Chii-chan too much lmao

[@BakedConjurer5]

i feel like shota-kun is trap in a corner edit: omfg im laughing my ass out

[@Ole_Rasmussen]

Shota Legends hahahaha

[@user-zh5vo8db2e]

_shota legends_

[@Scionofgreyhaven]

I really wished we could have seen them play again 😭

[@raisa1501]

Chi-kun's voice 😭

[@Mochi.Pupuuu]

I will miss them 😭 Best Trio 💙

[@CrnaStrela]

you know this is old when you see Select Fire attachment #freemyboiprowler

[@madsounds4014]

KODOMO GA!!!!

[@PandaXs1]

it's too bad yuuki-kun didn't turn into a very tired chihiro who can't speak too loud lol

[@user-oh2vr2ep8h]

POOR BABY-

[@mogumogu33]

HAHHAAHAHAHA THIS DORKS

[@PI90000]

Thank you for the SUB !! ❤

[@curlyeggyvtuber8087]

KanaChiiKuzuuu 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@justaloaf2698]

This is so sweet holy shit they're so supportive my heart is becoming liquid

[@wutamelon7886]

10Q BERY BERY MUCH

[@why_r_u_runnin9]

Chii-kun!! 😭😭😭

[@krovi_ch]

KIDS-

[@endtracker1943]

i'm trying to find the animated version lmao

[@aisyahshafira2356]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eaesYXSoicx5fJI

[@Joy-rr7pg]

Interesting

[@gildas7200]

Chi chi honmono koe

[@adriennines2519]

Are there other streams with chihiro-kun?

[@tavloudj4453]

2 grown ups bullying a child in a FPS game ? _Nothing wrong here_

[@blackseppuku]

Power trip hahahaha

[@hplssra4780]

why are they so funny wtf ahhahahahaha

[@imposter_chan2636]

does anyone know where kanae’s translated part is? my Japanese is no good, but i really like kanae and curious on how it was on his part. im also somewhat confused on what’s happening.

[@johnmeme2857]

KANAEGER (Kanae + R6S Jaeger): KIDS LIKE YOU CAN STOP WORRYING ABOUT ADULTS NOW

[@khoinguyenpham9250]

The exact reasons why there are people hate kids

[@user-ey4kl4vt5g]

Boomer kuzuha and kanae is such a mood

[@muhammadsyahmi6854]

6:28

[@Luxtyx]

Wait, tis a little confused. Wasn't Chihiro-kun Kanae's senpai (debuted before him)?

[@user-xu4nx2cp7g]

gameing