The 6 Cops You WILL Meet as a Motorcyclist

[@yammienoob]

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[@ajsalem2005]

Bought my first bike 2 days ago yamster, 2016 ninja 650, having a blast, your vids helped a lot.

[@ralphwarom2514]

Wait. How about hub steering. Like the Veyrus or the bimota tesi.

[@pasha92]

When you described discord being c "just like slack" you got my like for the video :)

[@kylemiller5178]

Something I've always wondered is how do the giveaway bikes get sent to where you live? What if you live in a totally different state? Do you have to pay a *massive* fee for shipping the bike? It's always seemed odd to me. It's a cool idea though.

[@lemiepassionichannel4352]

I do not imagine what an actual police officer would say after watching this video

[@gcdiver]

On a side note... mad respect for the riding skills of that motorcycle cop running those cones.

[@17hmr243]

search motorcycle rodeo

[@soggycracker5934]

I would love to go through the training course for the NYPD. It's the most stringent in the world. Those guys can treat a 900 pound Harley like it's a dirtbike.

[@gizmo_8338]

I'm more confused about how they got all of those cones

[@nikkivix5640]

@@gizmo_8338 sfpd and sf department of public works. san francisco i think owns 90% of the cones in the galaxy. i'm up there atleast twice a month.

[@gizmo_8338]

Nikki Vix. Well good to know 😂

[@sullyvevo9680]

That footage of the cop riding felt like a personal attack on my skills

[@Napfkuchen]

same... thats so hardcore perfection with such a heavy bike... even with my small sized MT07 I have not even close that handling skills.... fml

[@seedlessgrapes2605]

Sooooo much skill

[@americanfreedomlogistics9984]

Sully K pretty sick riding huh?

[@gunnar4200]

who has cones, we will all convene at your location, time to start practicing

[@echolessowl]

I dont even have any skills because i dont even have a bike. I'm 15 but im planning to get one as soon as possible.

[@DarthKachi]

lady cop: why were you speeding? me: i was just trying to get to my grandma dog's bingo soccer game......my bad

[@shawnb679]

Lmao!

[@theodoremarakas9899]

An angry husband is after me to kill me.

[@matthewtemple7902]

@@theodoremarakas9899 lmao XD

[@lessthanavgplayer67]

She then proceeds to give you a ticket for not going fast enough.

[@colinzurn1075]

Let’s have a moment of silence for the poor soul who had to put the cones up

[@brynjolf3974]

Poor*

[@colinzurn1075]

@@brynjolf3974 thanks

[@derrick.l1870]

Ha ha yeah, but I hope it was a lot of guys and not just one guy😁

[@brandonmcandrew4859]

@TSX Trader may i introduce high winds

[@halvorson566]

@@brynjolf3974 BRYNJOLF! YOU OWE ME FOR THAT FAKE FALMER BLOOD POTION

[@ostekuste3646]

Got pulled over by a lady cop doing 50 in a 30. While talking to her I noticed a K-9 unit tag on the front of her cruiser and a very enthusiastic pup in the back bouncing around. I said “Oh, you’ve got a dog! Can I see it? I love dogs but I can’t have one because I work too much.” No kidding, I end up getting to meet the dog, chat up a cute girl with a badge, and thirty minutes later she’s like “ Well, I gotta get back to work, you be careful.” Thought about asking for her number but didn’t want to push my luck.

[@Ledfndr]

lucky!

[@katarinatibai8396]

I think you cute - lucky you - 😄

[@davidk1579]

50 in a 30 you should get a ticket... If your in that big of a hurry you should have left earlier..

[@raybois]

Yeah well, I did once push my luck and asked that lady cop for her phone number. She said 'Sure, here, I'll write it down for you' Once she'd left, I looked at the paper to see what area code she was in. It read '911'...

[@KleinAB]

@@raybois you have only 1 option, go to the police station and say you'd like to fill out a police report - say an officer stole your heart at a traffic stop. Don't be tempted to call 911 and have a dispatcher connect you, it won't work.

[@graysonbaetzel5913]

That guy flying through the traffic throughout the video made me so anxious

[@assasinsINC]

MinecraftBoy227 that dude gets hit by a car the whole video was on Facebook

[@CovertOperation13]

@@assasinsINC He hit the car, the car did not hit him.

[@soggycracker5934]

I was happily waiting for Darwin to slap the shit out of him.

[@kaelin000]

angry, mostly I felt angry; mostly thinking "it's that kind of shit that gives motorcyclists a bad name"

[@billhill7330]

I hope he wrecked, what an ass

[@jtelevenoyd1571]

I got pulled over by a lady cop for 36 in a 25. On a bicycle. (Long downhill, good tailwind, etc.) She was laughing so hard she could barely write. Still gave me a ticket, though. "Now, if you want to contest this ..." "Contest it, hell. I'm gonna frame it."

[@scorpionunit9852]

I didn't know you could get pulled over on a bicycle..... Especially for speeding.....

[@Shouziroku]

In this case you pedal like a madman through undrivable terrain. You have no plate number.

[@jtelevenoyd1571]

@@Shouziroku Sometimes that's an option. In this case the surrounding terrain made it a bit less so for a road bike, but frankly the idea didn't even occur to me at the time. For the first couple of minutes I was so gobsmacked at being pulled over, my brain wasn't up for much activity more complicated than muttering "WTF?!!?" repeatedly.

[@jtelevenoyd1571]

@@scorpionunit9852 You definitely can, although it’s more likely to happen in some jurisdictions than in others. I lived in the Seattle metro area for a while, and some of the bicycle cops there seemed to straight-up enjoy busting bicycle riders for moving violations. Riding on sidewalks seemed to be the biggest no-no. Get popped for that and it /was/ going to cost you unless (a) there were immediately obvious extenuating circumstances (e.g., you were dodging a homicidal cager) or (b) your age was single-digit (in which case your parents / guardians / whatevers were probably about to get an official visit).

[@ge4]

@@scorpionunit9852 Maybe not in the US, but in other countries, if you are speeding, you are speeding even if you are riding a bicycle.

[@dantebiggs8796]

Have never once in my 5 years on the job written a citation to a bike that pulled over save but twice when the lies were so thick and so terrible it hurt my soul. Pull over, tell me you were having fun. Goodbye. Be safe

[@inlandbhsk8r]

Dante Biggs you’re a good man

[@claytonatkins6058]

Thank you for all the favors you’ve done for us fun loving responsible riders.

[@kylebradt5378]

Dante Biggs, 13 years here and I’m the same exact way. It’s funny when one pulls up beside me at a light while I am working. They look scared shitless until I tell them to rev it for me a bit.

[@kattharsismic]

@@kylebradt5378 everytime I'm beside a cop car at a light I say hello with a little nod, and I do the biker salute sign to Cops on bikes, they usually do the same. Once I arrived quite fast at a roundabout, I see a cop bike, a cop walking towards me, I did the biker salute sign and it actually threw him off, he looked rather young and by the time he got his composure back, I was already getting past him. Most Cops are nice with bikes in France and the UK, as long as you're being responsible and don't go 30 or so km/h over the limit they usually leave you be. Don't go over the limit in school zones though (Wich is normal).

[@omardude39]

You, sir, are the epitome of a biker who also happens to be an officer. I believe more should be on the roads like you. Only you know how we feel.

[@Roy_Godiksen]

I've been riding for 19 years. I've yet to be stopped by a cop...

[@frankeichhorn7979]

You've been riding in your backyard for 19 years?

[@Roy_Godiksen]

​@@frankeichhorn7979 Nope. I avoid speeding, illegally loud exhausts and wheelies. That does the trick :-)

[@Stealth164]

Roy Godiksen you ride a Harley or you’re aren’t a young guy on a crotch rocket

[@donsvideos1985]

@@Stealth164 I ride a Harley and have been pulled over few times.. Point busted..

[@Stealth164]

Don Lucero you’re young aren’t ya ?

[@soldat2501]

I made a tight U turn on a very narrow street today for the first time without putting my foot down. I was pretty proud of myself until I saw this cop shredding this cone course. I sold my moto and bought an eScooter.

[@annibee17]

That Moto Tini guy absolutely got what he deserved. Total idiot. 🤦🏼‍♀️ But the cop though... holy crap is he skilled...

[@fivespeed3026]

I got pulled over by a Florida State Trooper while doing 100+ on my R1 on I-75. He was so happy that I actually pulled over without trying to outrun him that he just gave me a written warning and let me go. He also complimented my bike. :)

[@jessiequinton9974]

I'm going all in on "Shift was about to end & didn't feel like doing the entire pursuit" XD

[@Flyingwalrus42]

Fivespeed 302 unfortunately I haven’t been so fortunate

[@darkproject3368]

Lmaooo

[@Phoenixrider9241]

You could have easily outrun him in an R1. But good you stopped.

[@Villian619]

Similar encounter. Going 150+ on my R1 in CA, actually pulled over, probably shouldn't have. Had a good conversation with the CHP Officer. Told me he didn't want to take my license or tow my bike so he wrote me a ticket for 99+ in a 65. Then didn't show to court a month later and ticket was dismissed.

[@Slyck255]

"I'm not sure why you took out the Turbo 'Busa to see Timmy's failure as a soccer goalie...." LOL priceless!

[@maxsmountain6148]

What about the guy who runs over to you and rips your keys out when he pulls you over doing 35 in a 30 XD

[@just-dl]

Rip the donut out of his hand, then stare him down. He'll blink first.

[@stap648]

The bicycle cop*** yes! 😂

[@meadmaker4525]

The cop putting that bike through the obstacle course was downright impressive. I have to wonder how many times he's dropped it trying to pull that stuff off. Just crazy maneuvering skills.

[@RT22-pb2pp]

Yeah cones in first gear are so scarey, if he is good can he drag those floorboards at 90 trying to catch a runner? no parking lot stuff prepares you for the real drama of street chases. it looks cool but big whoop, can the guy run the gears lay in the brakes and make hard fast corners while chasing some punk like i was in 20s on a sportbike? I ran a few times in my youth and never once got caught, even by one of the cone kings,.

[@liftprosper4934]

So buy a turbo Busa and flirt with all chick cops. Got it.

[@adamlemus7585]

Lady cop: You know why I pulled you over sir. Me: kittens!

[@RossMalagarie]

she says "ahhhhhhh you can go and can I have your number?" LUL

[@nirhaber6149]

@@RossMalagarie lul doesn't exist. You need to write lol

[@RossMalagarie]

@@nirhaber6149 you're comment....LUL

[@Stormcloakvictory]

Lul literally means cock in the Netherlands.

[@the636lovingfella3]

@@Stormcloakvictory 😂😂😂

[@kevinbankert511]

Cop No. 5: The Lady Cop In my only encounter with a female cop, she actually flirted with me. I was worried I was being baited, so I remained friendly and upbeat, but not flirty. I didn't get a ticket 🤷

[@ridenm7748]

Lady cops are the ones that take forever because they always call back up ime.

[@ridingwithjon3048]

Please Bois don't run from the cops. Lose/lose/die situation.

[@Gsgshshshbsnbsb]

A twist of the wrist can save 1500 or more in traffic fines

[@Tiralful]

I'm not saying it's smart but it definitely isn't always lose/lose.

[@Chippppppppppp]

If they got your plate, it doesn’t matter if you run.

[@ridingwithjon3048]

@@Tiralful hey man. Ride your own ride, but things on the menu are your bike getting impounded, needing to post bail, high fines, high risk traffic situations- just pick your spots wisely where you want to open up the throttle or do hooligan stuff.

[@Cody_Ramer]

Francisco Briones better than paying with several years in prison and Loosing your bike and license.

[@dakotaharless6092]

Good tip: don't lie when you get pulled over. They've heard everything. They're trained to detect when someone makes things up on the spot. Being honest has been well known to get you out of a ticket than any well formed lie. Doesnt matter the reason, be honest and respectful, and if you get a ticket then deal with the fact you did it.

[@paulcygnus5528]

Dakota Harless you're funny

[@Shouziroku]

Don't lie, but don't admit any speed number if asked "Do you know how fast...".

[@xsvrrx]

Yeah... No there not. They pick it up if they are still on the beat after 10 years

[@uglypinkeraser]

Thats such bullsh*t fearmongering crap. THEY CAN SMELL YOUR LIES, TRAINED IN DECEPTION! traffic cops aren't even very knowledgeable on pertinent traffic and vehicle licensing laws, I seriously doubt they're trained to detect when somebody makes something up.

[@CanyoneroTimbo]

@@uglypinkeraser they are trained by experience. even a rookie cop hears more BS in a few months then you or I hear in a few years.

[@Wurminator]

Cop when he sees a biker with a gopro : *Ah shit, here we go again*

[@No_Way_NO_WAY]

At least he is filming his own body cam footage... "all you have filmed, can and will be used against you in court"

[@edojidai9341]

@@No_Way_NO_WAY well can be. they probably wouldn't submit it lol

[@leonb8991]

I take it you haven't rammed the latest Daytona into a Cessna yet. Good job! 👍

[@ritzyllama]

Come on Leon, he’s better than that. It’ll at least be a Ferrari or F1 this go

[@originalzcrazy8279]

Even when I read your comment I heard yammies voice

[@flounder2760]

watch him be the first motovlogger astronaut.

[@Lance57H]

This is the best comment I have ever seen on KZbin 😂😂

[@Monk-Darlington]

You missed one, the holy grail, the cop you ride with at the weekend, tells you to slow down and asks if you'll be out on the weekend (I avoided ALOT of tickets due to knowing and riding with half the traffic cops in my local town when I was young lol).

[@georgeerhard1949]

Oh yah. Doug "Dougmo" Kamholtz. The mythical CHP motor officer who had his track R1 and custom race leathers done up in CHP livery, so he can chase down fellow riders at the track (And usually beat them at the flag). Met him once at a safety/first aid class. Amazing guy, and I don't care how many newbs on 600's he's busted over the years.

[@jodyswallow1008]

Stopped listening to the commentary, became to distracted watching the Cop n' Cones.

[@abetts1971s1]

She'll have to " Peg you with the Long Dong of the law" 😂

[@lorenzobarrett8232]

How fitting that there was a Triumph ad before this.

[@yammienoob]

mark my words one day you'll see a triumph ad IN my video.

[@townsville69]

Does it make me a bad person for laughing really reeeeeeally hard when the douche crashed into a mini van ?

[@shanetrapp9621]

I almost shat myself laughing so you are good bud lol

[@nirou6054]

Yes, because that guy in the Minivan was probably pretty shocked by this encounter and had the hassle for repairing his car later on. Oh, for the running biker? Nah, fuck him, he can be happy enough that he is still up afterwards.

[@Radiotiktok2140]

Tbh kinda fucked up, yes he ran and he got what was coming but it doesn’t change the fact he’s a person and if you don’t feel slightly bad for him you’re heartless

[@iarejester]

@@Radiotiktok2140 He got right back up, so obviously he's not hurt. I'd say he's free game for laughs.

[@twerkn4jesus460]

Give him a break, he's actively trying to remove himself from the gene pool. Really though, you should feel just a little bad. He's still a human being, even if he is an asshole that's weighing his life and others' against a ticket for going 5-10 over or hitting a wheelie. 😒🙄

[@scotto9857]

I actually met my Mrs when she was giving me a speeding ticket, now 7 years happily married and 3 kids

[@LunringNassar]

i wanna believe you and not believe you at the same time

[@teoyamahar1639]

I got pulled over last week on my track bike lol no license, no registration, no inspection nothing! Just told him straight up it’s my track bike and I don’t usually ride in the street but couldn’t pass up the beautiful day in the mountains. He gave me a improper plate ticket( didn’t even have a plate) & told me to go home lol

[@tunit3727]

I’ve been a certified “number 4” since the day I started lol. There’s one cop you forgot to add tho “the boss”! A sergeant/lieutenant who will call in the rookie cops to write every citation under the sun.

[@Snail2G]

"Yes im only showing you this footage to remind you cops are better riders than you are" Ouch papa yammie 🥺

[@clinteastwood93x37]

You are spot on with these observations! And I am a number 5. Nice job.

[@rocketrollsvlogs7625]

I got the motorcycle cop Weds. He let me off with a warning but he gave me a Stern lecture for riding around traffic on the shoulder. I was ready for the ticket. I appreciated that he obviously cared more about my safety than anything else.

[@thecarnut9899]

“She’s gonna peg you with the long dong of the law.” Is the best thing I’ve ever heard

[@theancienteternaloaktree]

Four decades of riding, only pulled over a couple times. One of the best, was when I was on a divided highway in Iowa, not an interstate. Straight as an arrow to the horizon. 82 in a 55, cycle officer. LEO looked at me, checked my paperwork and saw I was out of state. Asked who I was there to visit, then warned me about how straight roads can hypnotixe you, and turned me loose. Very cool cop.

[@judsonl8990]

Quick story about a motorcycle cop encounter I had - I was going about 9 or so over the limit. I waived at a motorcycle cop as he passed me in the opposite lane. Said cop doesn't wave back. Instead, he turns around, pulls me over, and writes me a ticket. I had never felt so betrayed before that moment.

[@spamviking]

I was riding with my dad after he went to pick up his Norton Commado, we got pulled up by a motorbike cop right before our motorway exit. Ostensibly because it was unregistered (but we had the paperwork to move it) but actually because the cop had seen a sweet 70s bike cruise by and wanted a closer look. This old fart and my old man started chatting about British bikes and this that and the other, I went on my way and he was an hour behind me.

[@madhatter273]

Lol great video! I’m a sergeant at my police station, let me tell you, when ever I pull someone over, I have no intention of writing you a ticket, half the time my ticket book is still in my bag, but the second you try to talk yourself out of it, or raise your voice, I will 100% of the time write you a ticket - btw if you run from cops, on your bike, they usually have your plate on camera and can look you up whenever they want.... no point in running lol

[@frankzxz1144]

What if the motorcycle doesn’t have a plate?

[@madhatter273]

@@frankzxz1144 that’s an automatic ticket and mandatory impounding requirement. But most people who don’t have plates or run an illegal plate flipping mod know what they are doing and will attempt to run. I’d say that’s all situation dependent if a bike is pursued. But I will say my unnamed department, actually had a no chase policy on run away motorcycles due to safety reasons. If we really wanted to catch you and the department was willing to use their resources; We can just access the street cameras and follow you home. However that is a lot more effort then most departments are willing to go. Hope that helps! I wouldn’t suggest running…ever. It’s a felony and I had a buddy literally cut in half cuz he ran from the cops and hit the guard rail 30 seconds later going over 100mph.

[@smeghead765]

Retaliatory tickets are illegal. Strange thing to brag about

[@madhatter273]

@@smeghead765 it’s Officer digression whether or not to write a ticket in most situations. I do have to have a legal reason to pull you over the the violation is there… I can’t just pull someone over for fun.

[@smeghead765]

Incorrect. You stated that when you have no intent to write a ticket, talking back or the raising of voice by your victims would change your mind. That's called retaliation my guy. But don't worry, as an enforcer of law, you're not required to actually know it. Which is wild by the way. Those of us who are victims of the law do actually have to know it because there are real consequences for us not knowing. We don't get to break the law and then keep our jobs and our money while making our victims pay themselves for the damages that we did. Pretty great racket you've got going there.

[@Bcr3106]

This made me laugh. Pretty accurate. Mr Chill here.

[@Donut833]

Appreciate what y’all do.

[@masonscasualaccount2726]

How to skip a ticket literally every time, have a camera rolling and ask them” oh sir do you want me to turn this off, I don’t want to be rude” boom ,works literally every time.

[@nigelpocock9538]

A group of instructors with the institute of advanced motorists were on a ride down to the coast when we stopped at a level crossing. An unmarked police car pulled our leader ( the only one who knew the route) into a car park so all 22 of us followed. The cops face was a picture when he realised what had happened. The thought of the paperwork involved probably dissuaded him from writing any tickets.

[@santerihirvenkivi7081]

I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop he were really cool. He just askd my licens and said that i am pretty new rider and ride safe brother. I just got my licens 3 days before this hapend👍🏻

[@user-un2of2jh8m]

The fake out always sucks 🤦🏽‍♂️. Nothing worst then applying butter just for it to burn on the skillet 😂😂😂

[@just-dl]

butter can also be used as a lubricant, in a dire situation.....

[@raitchison]

Reminds me of the time I came around a corner on ACH doing maaybe 60 in a 35 and came face to face with a CHP officer pointing his RADAR gun right me. Pucker factor at maximum but then he just made the *slow down* movement with his other hand and then went back to his radar gun.

[@pmm4177]

If you say "I can neither confirm or deny" in a statement then yes, you have done it

[@lukemiles1711]

6:21 “It’s a chick in a uniform, with a badge and you’re not in a strip club” - 👌

[@ctorix2246]

how did i manage to watch this 8 mins after upload? usually i am here like 2 months after upload lmao

[@tysonsutherland3501]

Well I'm here over a year after the upload 😃

[@propellerhead9197]

I had a CHP come up behind me while crouched down and speeding on my KZ750 back in 1986, He addressed me with his PA and told me to slow down. It surprised me. I slowed down and he sped off in his 5.0 mustang. Pretty cool cop. I was going about 100 MPH. He could have wrote me a big ticket.

[@bayareablues2255]

Loving the Five-0 skill out at Pier 30, San Francisco! I've been pulled over about 10 times on motorcycles - and no tickets yet. Lucky? Maybe. But I've also learned that if you aren't a dick to them, acknowledge that you "may" have been going over the limit but hadn't checked the speed-o in a while, and you chat them up a bit, it goes a long way to having PD treat you like a human being. Once, in San Diego, I had a woman cop approach me with her gun out. WTF?!? Turns out she had been following me for a while with her lights on, but I hadn't seen her so didn't pull over right away. Once she realized I wasn't a crazed meth head trying to pull a runner, she calmed down and she let me go with a warning. Whew!

[@ritwikreddy5670]

9:13 This was the thing I was hoping not to happen... but here we are

[@MrCaptainCrazy]

Bam!!! Another list video, like a Kareem skyhook.

[@just-dl]

damn, bro, you're showing your age! I think maybe 3 of us will catch that reference!

[@shegocrazy]

Mr Moto Tini guy probably thought the black SUV was at fault.

[@halsipro]

Wish me luck my dudes, got my drivers test tomorrow!

[@scorcher1592]

How did it go?

[@halsipro]

Scorcher 159 I made it! Even pulled a little stoppie when the instructor wanted to see me emergency braking:P

[@Accurize2]

I’m watching this as a motorcyclist (BMW R Nine T Pure) while sitting in my cruiser. This should be entertaining! EDIT: That was pretty accurate! I’m about 7 years from retirement...but I also like to crack jokes like “let me check to make sure you don’t have any murder warrants...” Then when they come back clean, “Ok, you’re free to go this time. We haven’t found the bodies...yet.” That ones gonna backfire on me one of these times though. That will be an interesting shift!

[@TheOriginalPyroBEAST]

Lol this is so true. I got pulled over on my cbr by “the old guy” a few weeks ago. I was super nice and chatted him up for a while and he was telling me about the 600 he owned back in the nineties 😂 no ticket though!! I was going 16 over on the highway too

[@TimDoyleMusic]

4 of us resting at a rural Michigan picknic area. Ol "Boss Hog" pulls up in his car. Knew that this was going to be either very bad, or very good. The guy talked our ears off...great fellow! Gave us a detour to take so we could see the "Tunnel of trees". Best part of our trip! How I wish all cops could be like him!

[@thatchristmasimp3170]

Here's a pro tip: become a woman, wear yoga pants, and you'll get away with anything.

[@DivineLightPaladin]

Except your knee skin when you fall

[@jagrathty2743]

@@DivineLightPaladin nah nah, you will get away with it.. he is still right

[@81bajaj]

I got out of a ticket with a lady cop. She ran my license and saw that I don't get tickets, so she didn't give me a ticket. Funny how that works.

[@maalikserebryakov]

Female Logic of Conformism

[@ntdscherer]

The only time I can remember getting pulled over by a "lady cop" I didn't get a ticket. There is of course a way to almost guarantee you will not get any traffic tickets, but most riders don't seem interested in that particular technique.

[@runningscout14]

I have numerous friends who are Michigan state police officers and they all say that if they pull a motorcycle over for going a little too fast but the rider is wearing the proper gear they all tend to go easy on them but if the riding is out in a tank top, shorts, and tennis shoes with a skull cap or no helmet they all throw the book at them. So wear your gear and they tend to go easier on you

[@hailees8464]

I had to stop and pause at “the great big naptime in the sky”😂😂😂

[@bakirohanma2546]

Yammie... I’m a new rider that just picked up the new 2021 electric teal R3. I’ve been watching your videos since right before I got my bike and your definitely the GOAT. This was one of my favorite video’s I’ve seen so far and I love all your content! Thanks bro😁

[@xC4N4D14NB4C0Nx]

I was waiting that whole time for some Donny in a minivan to make a left. I was not disappointed.

[@lhc9763]

I got the fakeout. I felt bamboozled and thought this pos should of just opened up with a ticket

[@cyriously_nick2191]

Only time I’ve been pulled over I got motorcycle guy, no ticket, just a slap on my head. I’m the adv guy, I feel like it’s important to note that

[@derrick.l1870]

Thanks for the tips, they were really helpful and I'll definitely keep an eye 👁 out and be careful and dive safe.

[@nabeelsalah704]

Awesome videos and first comment, and do types of harley riders

[@clydeadair3809]

Back in the early 70's I got caught in heavy traffic headed into LA. I was on an old Honda 305 dream, Motor cop pulled up beside me asked where I was headed. I told him I was heading into take my physical for the AF. He smiled and said follow me and hit his lights and siren and drove the right edge of the freeway all the way to my exit at which point he killed the lights and siren and waved me on my way. Best cop encounter I ever had. Instead of being there late I was a half hour early.

[@nathan-ls8yw]

I come from a police family and I can definitely agree with just being honest, it can sometimes get you out of a ticket

[@AlexanderKaramazov-t4c]

This is absolutely brilliant! Perfect!

[@android584]

Copyright... I feel a bit sad for Cyclecruza that he got triggered by what was effectively a 5-second homage to his high-vis gear.

[@shitboxoffroad]

Cyclecruza is easily triggered, I feel like hes a psycho inside.

[@RadJordy]

Pro tip: The best traffic stop is the one that doesn't happen/you're not involved in. Stay safe. Ride safe. Better to take it easy than end up as a red smear across the highway or a person shaped imprint on a tree.

[@DontHatemusiK]

"She's gonna peg you with the long dong of the law!" Bro 😂😂😂

[@shanehorton7651]

Growing up we had a older female officer and was the D.A.R.E instructor when that was a thing. Atv riding is very frowned upon because the older adults used to bitch about them being loud and all the officers were on a mission to ticket and impound as many riders and atv they could. I started riding around 11 or so and Officer Colet was the only cop I could ride by and wouldn't have to worry if i'm going to try to run or not. She would just smile and wave and told me she would rather see me out riding a four wheel having fun then raising hell and smoking weed. Even though I raised hell and smoked weed but she didn't know that lol. Wish there was more cops like her instead of looking at kids as a income for the city and ruined most kids life's from dumb mistakes before they were even adults.

[@picklejohnson6333]

I think Debussy started having a stroke whilst playing the piano

[@BerryTheBnnuy]

There's 3 more types of cops, but you're only likely to run into them if you're on a KZ1000-P. The Nostalgia Goggles: This is an older cop that not only used to be a motor unit (or perhaps still is), but used to ride a KZ1000-P and he just wants to talk shop. In fact, he might have pulled you over just to reminisce about them and tell you about how much he hated when they switched over to Harleys. The Retro Goggles: This is a younger cop, most likely a motor unit on a Harley who's heard from the older guys about how much better the KZ1000P is. The Angry Scrutinizer: He scrutinizes every detail of the bike. The two tone black and white paint job, the gold stars on the tank, looks for letting identifying it as a police vehicle and may even have an attitude about the word "police" being written on the VIN plate. If you have emergency equipment on it like lights or a siren speaker, he'll want to make sure the lights are a legal color and flash in a legal way, and that the siren doesn't make any siren noises. You might be able to get away with an Ecto-1 horn, but you'll probably get away with it if you have it set up to play Bad Boys when the siren switch is flipped. but chances are, if it works at all, he's gonna impound the bike or physically damage it by violently confiscating the equipment. It's almost always the two goggles types... The angry scrutinizer tends to be fairly rare and they probably known to be the least chill officer in the department.

[@justsaiyansteve]

The real question is, is there a list video YammieNoob can't make?

[@paullypaulfd3015]

Yam! You forgot one kind of cop: They exist solely to kill fun wherever it stands, they are even below rookies, they exist in highly specific pockets around the country; the Campus PD cop. They’ve just recently found out they can give tickets and will stop at nothing to wield them. Like a psychopath-to-be 11 year old does to spiders, they will try to pick you apart before smashing you; with a ticket that often exaggerates what you actually did. And if you thought you could woo this guy out of your ticket, you’re out of luck cause here comes one of his buddies, showing up in a separate squad car; hopping out with a visible, and probably blatant erection because he heard the call over the radio and just couldn’t help himself. He needed in on the action. Just when you think this Eiffel Towering couldn’t get any worse, here comes the Lady Campus PD, and two more squad cars. Is this the whole department? They heard a bike got pulled over. One of them will comment on your ride. Is this the end? They stand with arms crossed and licking their lips as if you’re about to be the center of their Eyes Wide Shut fantasy. As you pull away after receiving a hefty notice to appear, you glance in your mirror at the group of 8+ boys in blue. You see them slap each others asses in congratulations. And now you’ve got student loans, finals, and a point against your license hanging over your head.

[@ModernGentleman]

Love to ride and I ride responsibly. In 13 years I've yet to be pulled over.

[@just-dl]

there's still time! :-)

[@smol_yote]

The fact that Harley probably weighs close to 2000lbs gives me a whole new level of respect for the Moto-Cop

[@markcase913]

The only time i got pulled over (I was in my 2018 Focus ST), I accidentally launched my car in front of a car at a stop light and of course I instantly got pulled over. The instance goes as following; 1. He pulls me over and walks up to my car 2. I already have the car off, windows down, and hands on the steering wheel 3. Before he even says anything, I spit out some bullshit of trying to get ahead of somebody so I can make a turn 4. He tells to drive slow and simply lets me go... Now mind you, this guys was in his 20s so this video is not 100% accurate lol

[@just-dl]

this one is one of your best, yammie!

[@shinenrurouni1623]

anyone else get an add for Triumph? lmao

[@MuhammadHammadAshraf]

🙌🙌🙌 Another great video by our favorite KZbinr, Milky boob.

[@m3talc0re]

Also, I just realized Yammie sounds like a young Owen Wilson

[@67daltonknox]

Know the law in your state, ask for the county seat, subpoena the cop's video, change the court date, appeal if sentenced. The advantage of being retired, having a copy of Nolo Press "Fight Your Ticket" and enjoying sparring in the court system.

[@NightattheRaces48187]

Yammie, could you possibly make a video discussing what happens when everyone but you decides to run? I ride a Harley Sportster and my 2 riding buddies are on a Yamaha R1 1000 and a CBR 600. They are significantly faster and they always want to run, but it just ain't my style to run. Thanks.

[@therealcthulhu9813]

When you're bi and you have to resist the urge to flirt with every cop that pulls you over.

[@halaboly8915]

Felt good when that guy flying through traffic actually crashed 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@0pixmedia]

Long time fan, this one cracked me up! Spot on!

[@Taino871]

Married to a lady cop 32 years, just treat her like any other police..; YUP! im THE GUY that snagged the hot cop.

[@luuk3213]

@@ashesfrommars2446 haha boi

[@michelleballinger9644]

This guy deserves more subs literally

[@hernandk.9930]

Imagine turbo busa cops

[@buildsonabudget5903]

I don't wanna. Noone would stand a chance

[@just-dl]

watch the video's of Brazil's cops-on-bikes; busa not required. mad skills a given. trying to outrun them has only one outcome: Aw, $#!7!!!

[@oakstream6041]

6 best adventure bikes please. 👌🏻😎

[@davidk1579]

No matter how fast your bike is you will never out run his radio..

[@rayrous8229]

I've almost always been able to talk my way out. One more tip... If you do get ticketed, say thank you. If they don't take it personally there's less of a chance they will appear in court.

[@nermincunjalo8635]

free bike nah memes yeaa

[@Jodyrides]

If you’re not a typical jerk, if you don’t make too much noise, if you don’t sprain the law, cops won’t bother you. I have over 700,000 miles behind bars.. never been stopped by a policeman/even at DUI checkpoints, which I have ridden thru two of them, they just waved me past.. wonder why? because I wear protective gear,leather jacket, leather gloves with fingers,motorcycle boots ,full face helmet, I leave my stock quiet exhaust alone, I don’t try to make noise. I am not a biker, I am a motorcyclist..There is a difference. when I travel cross-country on the interstate, I generally travel between 60 and 80 miles an hour,i pass lots of police. Just don’t speed through construction zones or through built up congested areas within city limits.. when you call attention to yourself with noise, speed, just general obnoxiousness, don’t be surprised when you are screaming for attention,that you get some..

[@hvymtal8566]

Being stopped by a motorcycle cop can go both ways. If it's a lighter offense like speeding or local traffic ordnance (filtering when not legal etc), they'll probably be super chill and give you a mental nudge. If you're being an idiot and you know it, especially riding recklessly, you're screwed. They have no patience for willful idiots given the damage said idiots do to the public perception of the rest of us. Especially beware the ones who don't wave; if they're in a bad mood or for some reason believe strongly in motorcycle tribalism and you're not part of their tribe (Harleys, most often), you're screwed Most importantly, be humble and honest about mistakes and transgressions. By the nature of their work they most often deal with people who are 1. Liars, often bad liars, 2. Totally full of themselves, and 3. Potentially quite dangerous. Genuine humility may get you some brownie points, and at the very least it will certainly not make things worse, and the self-evaluation will help you avoid this problem in the future. Also, if practical, make it as obvious as possible you're going nowhere once stopped; hazards or curbside indicator, sidestand, ignition, lid, gloves, show and put keys in pocket, preferably in such a manner that they can see it. In places with relatively high violent crime, keep your hands where they can be seen; resting on the backseat works for me

[@prumset6059]

Bs.exe