The most funny CHINGLISH phrases

[@币圈小花花]

A: I'm sorry. B: I'm sorry 2. A: I'm sorry 3. B: What are you sorry 4? A: Oh...Ok...I'm sorry 5...

[@zlv1672]

I see the girl with the purple jacket and blue hair in a lot of different Chinese videos. I love her energy!

[@user-sn8vz2jz7v]

星悦的一句low已成经典😂

[@maxynoelia1]

That was a fun day haha We enjoyed the interview very much!!

[@maxdc988]

4:53 I thought you guys are based in Suzhou. What were you doing in Beijing? lol

[@scottyw12]

@@maxdc988 Suzhou is so so so nearby Beijing like "only" 5 hours by high-speed rail🤣

[@TV-mn1zd]

👍

[@於果]

大家总是把其他人想象的很坏，但见了面就不一样了。所以开放很重要。我相信大部分人都是很好的。

[@lilishi5720]

个体和群体不一样的啦。抗美援朝中美两国在战场上死磕到底，宣布停战的时候双方战士可以立刻走出战壕在一起相拥祝贺，世界就是这么奇妙

[@bingqizhou6339]

在youtube上我天天想拿枪把老外给突突了

[@CNBJ]

没有利益冲突的时候是你好我好大家好，当有人或一群人认为你的存在和发展是不能容忍的侵犯他们，会如何？所以，闭嘴，消灭那群人

[@太昊-y4e]

我以前也相信。 直到我来到油管。

[@junli6065]

你看啥样的人了，尤其是在美国。能走出美国的人思想会比较开放。你要是看到那些从来没出过村的small town American，那完全是另一种感觉了。

[@milinlim5211]

The final American young lady spoke Mandarin very well. I am so envious. I should have not quit Mandarin. Regrets, there are many. I think this rank amongst the highest. Can't wait for borders to open once again. I want to wander China.

[@gkz871]

你要在北京呆三个月也是这样。。。。当然你离开北京一年以后又变回去了

[@lincolnexaron864]

@@gkz871 说得对哈哈哈🤣🤣🤣。坦白的说， 我的中文只在中国才能说的出。

[@kevinwyf2008]

大家都回国了，很高兴又看到你们！

[@johnwong7380]

我们这里马来西亚 的英语 更牛逼， 可以参杂 中文 马来语 印度语 广东语 潮州语 客家语，总之能参的都参在一起🤣

[@colinzou2803]

搁这煮火锅呢，啥料都往里加啊？大马地区的烫嘴英语😂

[@dsking539]

參=混合的意思。

[@colinzou2803]

@@dsking539 掺，FYI

[@悟空-s5y]

这就是语言啊。

[@colorghostyp]

黄明志的歌就是例子，要不是每种语言都懂一点，你根本听不懂他在唱什么

[@joezhao634]

祝大家在中国开心、安康

[@choizde7126]

麦克老师骂小粉红的事他到现在都没解释呢 估计也开心不起来吧

[@sunnydaysddt2068]

@@choizde7126 有的小粉红是很讨厌啊，吹毛求疵的。 跟美国的川普支持者没什么两样，就是种族主义者。

[@TV-mn1zd]

bless

[@forevercoco5804]

Thanks! You show me a better world and positive attitudes towards everything.

[@shellyz10]

"slide carefully!" It made my day!

[@linzhang6517]

这就是榜样的力量，个人觉得，开始是英语，慢慢成英语加汉语单字，接着是英加汉语言，再来是汉加英语单词，最后是全变成普通话！😂😂😂

[@TV-mn1zd]

agree

[@ltzs1990]

感觉这一期把国内一半做自媒体的外国人都拉进来了

[@war3replay]

星悦的号召力，b站百万粉丝。

[@TV-mn1zd]

对啊

[@seal_seal]

不知道我分析的准不准，我感觉是做某些话题的采访的时候，街访并没有采到足够有意思的素材，这个时候得拉好朋友过来撑下场子

[@wenjun176]

这是非正式会谈的外景版频道吧，好多熟悉的面孔。

[@李白-i1f]

@rich martin 冰冰老婆啊

[@JerryGakaNaifen]

"you can you up, no can no bb" "no zuo no die, why you try" "one car come, one car go, two cars boom boom, one car die"

[@sillyhatxu1333]

第三个没看懂🧐

[@唐伯虎点蚊香-j8b]

@@sillyhatxu1333 两辆车撞了，一辆车挂个

[@mengjiaozhang6789]

@@唐伯虎点蚊香-j8b 🤣

[@Meow-hv8vu]

哈哈哈哈，好像英语儿歌来着，还押韵🤪

[@shootmachine]

Two men die.

[@ximoyan]

老高好有面子，把所有網紅都請來了

[@johnchan1500]

星悅就是人見人愛

[@苏洋-w1k]

虽然最近中美、中欧等等都有一些矛盾；但是我们中国人是真心喜欢友好的外国朋友。加油！

[@jaznexxu7542]

矛盾是暂时的！ 力量平衡被打破了，会慢慢平衡的！

[@TheRealIronMan]

欧洲没去过，绝大部分美国人（尤其是沿海开放的大都市）都很友好的

[@happougahara]

Is that young Barrett in there? Certainly sounds like him.

[@Olivia.W]

看到扬扬和麦克老师了，那个模仿印度口音的女孩子厉害了，好像👍

[@enochshen4741]

I literally died when this guy is trying to get the abbreviation 🤣 3:07 just thinking too deep

[@kylezheng9612]

呀呵，这集熟人不少啊，麦克老师，傲娇无敌的功必扬，Barret

[@JPfrenchinese]

还有米兰人阿雷

[@alfiejiang7952]

还有墨西哥兄妹

[@gyxtc]

@@alfiejiang7952 I think they're couples. Can't type Chinese on this computer...

[@alfiejiang7952]

@@gyxtc 好吧，墨西哥夫妇

[@canalesjuan356]

@@alfiejiang7952 the girl comes from Spain, the boy is Mexican. 😂 so they are not Mexican couples

[@joeextraknow2854]

Hey, great. I love it! Thanks.

[@bookkoob788]

“Ahaha, it’s chewsday innit.”

[@uyghurstory5542]

I really love to watch your videos which make me happy

[@ggnitika11]

I was freaking enjoying this video & then suddenly Jackson Wang pops up!!! 🤩❤️😂😂

[@TheRealIronMan]

4:00 Instant panic lol "shit, it's a test."

[@Roydaboi]

I also live in China and make vlogs ❤️❤️ China is the best 👍🏿👍🏿

[@overTheGFW]

这集少了郭杰瑞啊，不过有可能因为他还在隔离吧

[@CEHBA]

我去， 都平安回到中国了。非正又可开始了。

[@博君一肖是真的-g2e]

我的非正式会谈啊，快播吧，想念全员

[@TV-mn1zd]

true

[@nbaction]

开播了

[@jurrasicpig2426]

星悦美女，long time no see!

[@kelic5035]

真的真的，好久没有看到星悦了，去进修什么的吗？

[@dxx2001]

这句我看懂了：）好久不见……

[@kelic5035]

@@dxx2001 😂😂😂

[@ParadiseQ]

long time no see 还是蛮典型的例子 本来是中式英语 后来说的实在太多了 连老美也慢慢接受了 直观易懂 哈哈哈

[@aimeehuang7154]

@@ParadiseQ 被收录到牛津词典了，挺多中式英语都被收录到了词典里

[@relaxwhc]

当德国人用中文说 Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung 的时候，心里应该是觉得很爽的吧！ 😂

[@Shadowing99]

？？？？

[@zhehan7420]

?

[@xinchima6596]

限速啊？哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

[@肥猪肉]

?

[@jackoneill28]

@@xiaohuwang9864 笑尿

[@PandaXia.]

😹好棒啊～居然都回去了…而我还滞留在国门外…

[@qingtonglai3414]

我认为最经典的一句：I want to papapa with you！😄😄😄😄

[@无声的念白]

我觉得未来英语中文混合成一种世界语言，可以覆盖全世界，语言本身就是为了人们之间彼此交换信息，一个学了中文的老外当听一个中国人讲中式英文的时候，他也能听懂，这就够了，只要能用来互相沟通，去他的语法。

[@millytang9142]

我觉得你说的对哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

[@cutelullaby01]

My son is gonna be the next Jackson Wang 😏

[@kattiepenn]

Keep in mind that these (foreign) people in China are the better ones from their own countries. If you actually go there you'll encounter a totally, completely different sets of people, who are much less likely to be this nice.

[@niumiu494]

good good study, day day up 😆

[@simplica1]

Good good study. Day day up 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@chenmingwen2340]

4:29 “ 滚 ” ！！！😁

[@nasseemlee2382]

鬼

[@woaishouju123]

HAHAHA太可爱了

[@davidfromcroa]

Chglish is very impressive . -Why not drink coffee with us ? -Bekaozi ayi layike Ke le (Because I like Cola )

[@jayxu6387]

哈哈哈

[@oli9757]

you really can’t escape jackson wang

[@madmanjshum]

This is so funny. And so true man.

[@linceaerian]

Wifi pronunciation maybe come from us French too... Cause we kinda are the squatters from Spain 🤣

[@iraliuchang]

Love you guys.

[@qilang1974]

Love your guys

[@tongmanng9543]

一次看到幾個YTber~ 讚讚!

[@windyzhong4485]

那个女生主持人说中文的声音也太好听了！

[@onmint8808]

U & some youtubers made me still hv a little bit hope that there are still some good & fair foreigner

[@swissbao1305]

2:06 星悦被英国人教英文那里好搞笑哈哈；耶，在这里看到Barrett和墨西哥小哥！Oli最后还开两位主持人玩笑哈哈

[@scottyw12]

哈哈哈 too真实了，太real了，南京人看了直呼“nice得一批”

[@neil2326]

终于又能看到你们在中国的街坊视频了，啦啦啦啦啦

[@拼图者]

前几天看了一个介绍英语的前世今生，好像先是日耳曼语系，后来法国人当了英国国王又带来了法语和拉丁语，然后科技发展又创造了很多新词以及统治世界后（或者变成世界流行语后）又增加了世界各地的词，我才知道shampoo（香波）竟然是印地语。所以今天的塑料英语可能就是明天最流行的英语

[@startitan0023]

语言一直都在各种流行趋势里变化。不仅仅英语。

[@ZHLi-op4kc]

确实，但是这也造成了一个结果，就是没法拼读。无论是日耳曼语系的德语，还是拉丁语系的法语，意大利语，西班牙语，都是只要学了发音规则，哪怕你不认得这个单词什么意思，也能读出来。但是英语混杂了太多语言，很难拼读

[@motorcyclistschina5541]

I like this video plastic English is my adventage .Thanks guys!

[@cmgz717]

爆炒鸭肉那个真有才😂😂😂

[@JPfrenchinese]

5:09 法国也是Wi-Fi读作“微肥”，not 外敷爱

[@supercat1969]

哈哈哈哈或用汉字念出来毫无违和

[@veritasfx]

韩国没有f的音。就说wipai

[@simplica1]

Have nothing! 😂😂

[@ye561]

interesting video LOL.

[@tkw3864]

A British friend of mine told me “next Friday” means the coming Friday. In Chinese sayings, “next Friday” means the Friday next week whereas “this Friday” (or simply “Friday”) means the coming Friday this week. Very interesting difference.

[@tkw3864]

Actually I had a little “debate” with my British friend over this. We both learned.

[@dirkcurritzki9585]

对波霸的解释太准确了。

[@大大大-o7s]

好久不见，long time no see 哈哈哈哈哈哈

[@lingfeng7491]

If humans still exist for 10,000 years, we should all be international,

[@umliuq]

星悦真的就是个可爱单纯的中国小姑娘，好招人喜欢💕

[@joylove8693]

Lovely to see some familiar faces here

[@markhau9079]

Keep up the good work!

[@qingqingliu699]

真的很魔性 大家都回去了 真好

[@markzhang2785]

朋友你好。 很高兴见到你。 希望您在微信上将我加为好友，以便我们可以聊天并进一步了解彼此：Vincentlee543加我,

[@Vermilion2049]

You got Olly on the show!

[@關雲長-u7q]

祝大家每天都能开心

[@yuhengzhao9066]

"fuck good" 笑死了

[@donaldlineker6140]

It's called a direct translation. Chinese people speak English with the Chinese language in their mind. As would the English native speakers would struggle when they first learned to speak Chinese.

[@maxyang7919]

平时都1.5X速观看。这期完全跟不上😂😂😂

[@clairezhang6219]

那个北京口音的大哥，”so beautiful”....笑喷了，简直不能太像

[@caiwaguagua1235]

I love you guys so much 😂

[@danlin6000]

wifi我出国的时候还没有，好多年后回国我就说weefee被人笑死了……

[@ve7yan]

我問 "Wai Fai" 遭幾次白眼後，學會了 WeeFee

[@Carl-pd7od]

所以，到底是waifai还是weefee？。。。我这儿一直读waifai

[@JPfrenchinese]

欧洲：微肥 北美：外敷愛 其他地区没去过，未知。

[@vvkkhe]

居然在这里看到翟李！！

[@zanayan6044]

对！！！翟李霍天！！梅溪湖yyds！！hhh

[@zanayan6044]

朔朔朔

[@sunnyshang4350]

诶！！！他不是中国人吗！！！！ 我想了半天说这是谁哈哈

[@horaw9902]

我打开视频看到开头就在找这个评论，我以为是我看错了……但是又觉得确实是 看到就放心了……

[@KayainChina]

Actually Learning Chinese easy. But You must really want to learn it. Not just Survive Chinese! And Most important things! If you learn a foreign language. Don't afraid to speak it. Don't be shy. Just do it. 😂

[@milinlim5211]

Agree that spoken Mandarin is not too difficult. The written script defeated me.

[@KayainChina]

@@milinlim5211 I can type pinyin on my phone. 😁 But if i need write to paper. It is still take time. ✌🏻😅

[@simplica1]

Fuck the duck?! 🤣🤣🤣

[@陈剑-o7y]

星悦回来了 😄

[@kyho7487]

I wish for a common language in the world in the future, so that lessens many misunderstandings between international communities, which brings peace to the earth. Of course, the language should be simple, easily be understood and be learnt.

[@索个个]

两千多年前，中国秦朝帝王嬴政，已经干过这件事儿了，书同文车同轨

[@manuel5114]

Are you talking about Esperanto?

[@pipilu3240]

大家都好开心！

[@liyanqiong3096]

微博上看完新的一期，特意来点个赞！！

[@小光-h5b]

眼睛哥普通话真棒

[@WWCAPY]

翟李朔天，中国人，音乐剧演员

[@songguotalkapp-2773]

哈哈哈哈哈哈 中式英语有时候说的真的很顺口

[@zhijunguo2914]

哈哈哈，儿化音的Beijinglish太搞了。

[@郑国贤]

各位都是語言專家啊😀

[@davidquo2914]

啊，星悦那个low的视频都四年了。。。How time flies...

[@FarewelI]

Oh wow, Barett is also featured

[@古月松鼠]

这集好欢乐，星悦声音好甜

[@艾果-d6f]

哈哈哈哈哈哈 那个广式英语和印度英语的笑死我了

[@simplica1]

OMG some of the beginning bits are a bit too fast to understand but are hilarious!!!!

[@franksw9298]

Hi啊Hi啊 这期太带感了，好多熟人啊～

[@diggingmystyle]

The Italian guy and the blonde host speak very well.

[@huaxiliu2798]

我觉得最棒的Chinglish是，有个中国学生给英语老师写了个便条，题目：please false。。英语老师实在看不懂，就问我是什么意思。我琢磨了半天，明白了：请假！

[@marys.252]

🤣😜

[@苏洋-w1k]

不应该是please fake?😂

[@bananapie2556]

我的初中同学写英文小作文。white open water 老师问写的是什么？他说 白开水

[@笨笨熊-y3p]

厉害👍学习了……

[@kenxd585]

The frolicking

[@沙留流沙]

看见墨西哥小哥还有barratt

[@eric_panshengmou]

是啊，看到几个红人，蛮惊喜的。 Oli很有意思

[@huangpang2069]

深圳英国小哥要求换星悦，

[@maxynoelia1]

你们好！

[@rabbitwenger]

是的 我听口音感觉怎么这么熟悉 一看屏幕哈哈

[@沙留流沙]

@@maxynoelia1 大哥好。

[@Cys62]

Definitely those 2 ladies at 4:12 has a glint of accent...

[@joyinmyzone9571]

转眼四年了😂😂😂

[@koyocho1235]

不愧是歪果仁协会，采访嘉宾都这么的豪华。

[@zhanyuxie7869]

所以那个英国口音的是不是Oli, barrett父子的儿子

[@chensonic4879]

是滴

[@5203344WXT]

是的

[@苏洋-w1k]

是哒

[@puiwuleung8860]

是

[@viviennehuang8123]

哎，裡面有翟李朔天哎！音樂劇演員