YEAH! We still want 'THESE GAMES' 2!!!

[@GameGrumps]

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[@CumHaver]

These time traveling grumps scrumped my frunkle once again

[@leavemealone802]

You guys scare me...

[@howie0wowie]

I cannot wait until sbassbear get their hands on "Bats In My A$$" Good stuff y'all.

[@michaelberry9576]

Nord VPN didn't protect me from the fbi for downloading child porn. I'm 12 though so they couldn't arrest me.

[@Kamehadouken]

That ad was *golden*

[@Suprobro]

“Turn around queen, open your mouth.” Is the most respectful domming I’ve ever heard

[@agiar2000]

18:13

[@JentsGaming]

Me and who? Frfr

[@lisah-p8474]

The ferocity with which he yelled it really got me.

[@JayTohab]

"Take a- take- uh- take- take a baaaaath"

[@ob2kenobi388]

Submissively dominating lol

[@jestyr5979]

it's deliciously ironic that all the money spent on ads for games that lie about having this type of game play has created an entire audience willing to spend money on this type of game and none of that money is going towards the assholes constantly paying for ads for games that they refuse to make

[@BrobdingnagianPants]

Yessssss

[@carolynvogan5217]

i was just thinking this.... like... the only reason why people advertise their games like that is because they know people want to play those games, so they falsly advertise their games using ads that people actully want to play.... but like......... if you know that people want to play those types of games, WHY NOT MAKE THOSE GAMES????????? make it make sense

[@Aname550]

I can't believe I have to watch this 37 minute long video just so I can play the next candy crush level

[@Cave_Enemigo]

maybe because this isn't candy crush but youtube

[@debu556]

i like you LMAO

[@Cave_Enemigo]

​@@debu556hmm?, who are you aiming for there? me or aname?

[@Arithryka]

@@Cave_Enemigo if they haven't @-ed you it's safe to assume they mean the original commenter. KZbin unfortunately notifies you of all replies made after yours, regardless.

[@Cave_Enemigo]

​@@Arithrykawhat about youtube's choice is unfortunate? it's just basic youtube stuff.

[@Psianth]

Arin's bragging about his billiards skill as if we never saw the Minnesota Fats series.

[@patrickblakethesaint]

What's that you say? TOOT!

[@Grillmaestarn]

"Clean"

[@NIX-FLIX]

@@GrillmaestarnI was just about to comment that

[@senatorsparky]

You said it, Big G!

[@catbuster101]

Wow, thank you for reminding me of the existence of that playthrough, I gotta go rewatch that.

[@Stunion_D_Onion]

Get sbassbear on the horn for that bat song lol

[@Skunkanoid]

It's gonna be a banger!

[@leftovertaco100]

that was my first thought of how good that song is gonna be lol

[@takeyourheart1]

I cannot wait. 😂

[@alicetippet6007]

I WAS JUST GONNA COMMENT! @Sbassbear get in here

[@SuperTed.]

Hey em it's paul listen I just got done listening to the ass bat song.....

[@andreaalexander1718]

33:50 - Arin demonstrates the importance of a flared base

[@TheRealBatabii]

I can't believe that wasn't on purpose.

[@jrleonicleonard4791]

He wanted to let the bats in, but catlateral damage…

[@DaveYognaut]

all that was going through my head that entire section

[@handiicatsclaws]

I had to go to the comments to check for a comment related to this! 😂

[@cosmicwarrior_]

The "ass-bat" song is probably one of their funniest impromptu songs lol

[@Epheleb]

​@@VisionsIntoVisionsyou don't like fun

[@3DOM_]

Sbassbear where you at!?

[@ryanbarham8464]

Can't wait for the Sbassbear remix.

[@shizniddle3001]

​@@ryanbarham8464 I came to say this

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

We need Sbassbear for this, Sisyphus, and Supermarket Simulator songs!😂

[@randomgirlRose]

1:10 crocodiles actually can’t stick out their tongues They have a membrane that covers them and keeps them stuck inside their mouth :)

[@hypochlorite]

And that's why we dont kink shame, but kink ask why

[@SharpSevens]

Indeed. That's why we kink-ask who hurt you

[@victoriarhode8948]

Humans actually have something similar to a lesser extent (frenulum). Some people get surgery to cut it to let them stick their tongue out super far. It's gross and neat!

[@Lurkipoh]

@@victoriarhode8948 why would anyone want that tho? edit: oh wait nvm

[@tomokolovecraft3792]

​@@victoriarhode8948 I knew someone from highschool that was born without it. It was crazy seeing gow far his tongue could go.

[@Alfredopizzaluver151]

18:13 Arin screaming TURN AROUND QUEEN OPEN YOUR MOUTH had me dying 😂 poor Dan had to tell him to take it down a notch even though I’m sure everyone there is used to Arin by now lol

[@esharp48]

"Is this it" while pointing DIRECTLY at the wall only for it to immediate shoot himself in the head, was so fucking funny. And then HE DID IT AGAIN

[@shademaster24601]

"Splish splash, you were feeling my wrath." I think there's something wrong with this cover of Ruthlessness from Epic the Musical.

[@joeshmoe6959]

Hey i understood that refference

[@tatltails3923]

"How was I to know that it was mercy on ourselves~?"

[@nickfidler6908]

@@tatltails3923 Splish Splash I was assin' some bats

[@SympatheticStrawmanVA]

Someone get Jorge on the horn

[@ghostsuru8429]

Ah, an individual of culture I see. XD

[@snowandmusic]

omfg Arin plays the "shoot the guy until their number hits 0" game EXACTLY like how they play them in the ads! He keeps leaving enemies with like one shot left and I'm like YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG DUMMY, NOW I NEED THE GAME SO I CAN BEAT IT CORRECTLY 😭😭😭

[@SuperTed.]

Did you not hear the bat song?

[@SuperTed.]

You try doing it while making up jokes with your friend.

[@WoodenSwordFighter]

Arin's a plant. He's doing the game bad on purpose for the first time ever to sell you the game.

[@ConspiracyDog]

@@SuperTed. I don’t think they were actually upset about it. I think they found it funny cuz it mirrored the ads, that sparked this entire series of games. There’s no need to be snarky, and also leave 2 replies on the same comment to make a point.

[@MadAliceInWonderland]

@@ConspiracyDog I assume SuperTed is joking around as well considering they brought up the bat song. But I could be wrong, this is the internet, where tone goes to die lol

[@justin99000]

A return to a classic a year later, very sweet

[@beautifulheart4]

whats part one of the video called? 👀

[@outsider5814]

@@beautifulheart4Yeah! You Want More of "Those Games", Right? So Here You Go! It was in the recommended sidebar for this video, at least for me.

[@lisuru5302]

1:15 "oh my god, show me." i lost it 😂😂

[@TheMetalCorpser]

Same energy as "that's disgusting. where?"

[@agroed]

33:55 Dan: "Boy, clever." Yes, Arin clearly has a lot of experience with this precise scenario. 😂

[@SomeKindaHero117]

I can't wait for Sbassbear's remix on 'Checks notes' "Batman who puts bats up his ass" from the hit album, "Ass Bat"

[@jackxbartel8070]

Let's freaking dad!

[@BeardGuy-vz8tn]

Don't forget the big dang kissssss 🥺😂

[@Mazurecki56]

I want to meet that dad!

[@Swankenheim]

Uuuuuuh let's dad

[@coozman64]

Don't encourage them 😩

[@bingonight1504]

LFD!!!!

[@ShadowCid]

"Hey Billy, what was your favorite episode of Game Grumps" "I really like the one where they talk about ass-bats for a LOOOOOONG time..."

[@toonnoon19]

"TURN AROUND, QUEEN!! OPEN YOUR FUCKIN MOUTH!!!!! 😂😭

[@mortaltom]

18:52 bgm made me do a double take and check I did not open a second tab by accident lmao

[@Sygmus6]

Same, that really took me by surprise! I love Kiara

[@radicalmoof]

Kikkeriki!! ^^

[@RoaringTide]

Same. I was like "Wait, how is Kiara playing right now?"

[@xcorr77]

Same lol

[@Shippoiship]

yeah that hella took me off guard lmao

[@piperformerlycassette]

I understand that Sbassbear is out there. YOU understand that Sbassbear is out there. We all know that "Bats in your *ss" is becoming a song.

[@C-Row17]

8:19 didn’t know this was a guest grumps with jacksepticeye

[@jblen]

Weirdly I've seen more ads of these games than the games in the first one. I still haven't seen any ads even close to that math game.

[@rockgirl6786]

Really? I see them all the time

[@loveeantonia6949]

crazy how different the ad-algorithms are. i havent seen most of these but saw all the ones from the last one. hm

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

How?! That math one is an ad people get CONSTANTLY 😂

[@KyleHarrisonRedacted]

Hero Wars. It's like.. 80% of all mobile and social media ads.

[@tatltails3923]

Not even the fish one?

[@Dopamine_Drop]

That cat game is actually interesting, and would be a really great way to improv for the show with Arin being a good artist if it was more dynamic and/or whackier as a fully fleshed out game. I can see Nintendo committing to a full Kirby campaign from that.

[@procrastinatorbrad8041]

you mean like a kirby rainbow curse sequel?

[@PhantomOfficial07]

I was too distracted by the cat it was so cute

[@sunshinegamer1981]

There's a KZbinr called GrayStillPlays that occasionally does videos exactly like the cat game among others where you can draw whatever you like to save the cat or whatever. He's pretty funny. And seeing Arin draw like that would be hilarious, too though it might get the video demonetized for drawing the wrong thing. 😂

[@asura4559]

@Sbassbear you know what to do with this! 19:43

[@hiyapyth]

Sbassbear

[@cameroncarl3016]

I came here to say this same thing

[@IanMarder]

@sbassbear. Uuuuuuh, yeah.

[@TaylorHodgsonScott]

20:00 I'm already dying at how amazing this material is for Sbassbear

[@skullghost3]

The sequel we needed but didn’t deserve

[@ampersand6397]

18:54 KFP summoned

[@JaxunLo17]

As soon as I heard it I was like "Wait a minute, is that....."

[@BamfIamone]

HA! I'm not a huge Kiara watcher but I was going crazy thinking who's intro was this?!

[@AndyAtHome]

I thought that I had left another tab open lol

[@dangv_97]

KFP present! Lol

[@faereman]

Kikkeriki~

[@debu556]

2:56 THIS THING THAT DAN DOES - when his brain tells him to mimic a sound or a tune, it’s my favorite thing 10:46 something starting with “as the gamers say” is never a good sign 19:52 assbats

[@nate9065]

34:00 he made a but plug so the bats couldn't get in 🤣

[@FuzzyStripetail]

Arin's presumably Scottish accent fueled the flame that ultimately provided too many embers thereby resulting in the king and queen being less cold but also inadvertently set them on fire.

[@Corobain]

As a UK resident that was not his usual nails on a chalkboard Scottish accent it was in fact an appalling Irish accent that I pray he never does again 😂

[@RavenDevorak]

Think he was attempting Irish 😅😅😅

[@conormurphy4328]

It wasn’t his shitty Scottish accent it was his crappy Irish accent

[@James2t3]

​@@miguelnewmexico8641Too late, we already know.

[@LimeonCandy]

"Splish splash you were feeling my wrath" sounds like a NSP song

[@Rubberman202]

The only game I want is Pizza Tower (specifically to see Arin and Dan play it again)! ...Maybe Thank Goodness You're Here as well, if you can.

[@hondaaccord1399]

Thank Goodness You're Here would be FANTASTIC

[@MapleSyrup2002]

Agreed!!!

[@speedracer2please]

I second Thank Goodness You're Here. If only to see how the jokes land with similarly-minded Americans before I get it myself

[@patrickblakethesaint]

Yeah, that game has such northern England based humor. I guess there's enough with how cute it is that it could do well though!

[@salemfae]

I dunno what either of these are but yeah guys do these :D

[@tomatojampie]

7:01 dan almost made me spit out my drink

[@yaron_izzikf]

Up until 7 minutes ago I wasn't thinking about kissing a dad

[@mmproh]

I actually love “Splish splash you’re feeling my wrath”

[@shpostmile1510]

19:42 tagging this purely so that I can find the bat song whenever

[@conormurphy4328]

35:06 OH MY GOD HE PERFECTLY DREW IT!

[@chaoticgoodyt107]

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[@xCarxRadiox]

I saw an Observation Duty-esque game that Game Grumps MUST play!!!! It's called Seeing Things. Looks spooky. Perfect for Ghoul Grumps!

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

34:05 Arin had to draw an Among Us crewmate to save his mistake 😂

[@3747andy]

"TURN AROUND QUEEN!! OPEN YOUR MOUTH!!" someone clip that xD

[@srachamayo]

I saw the title of the video and immediately thought of your Endless Ocean 2 playlist. Which died, like my son, Matthias. THANKS FOR BRINGING IT UP.

[@marlo_404]

"TURN AROUND QUEEN, OPEN YOUR MOUTH" killed me XD

[@nickperri9952]

15:56 me when I’m Poseidon and I find out Odysseus blinded my son (he only has one eye 😢)

[@WoodenSwordFighter]

Great comment

[@cassiebraun1076]

19:50 Oh, Sbassbear……

[@Silent_Lucidity]

31:55 first Springfield, now bats? 😿

[@Wrigglevision]

It's hard out here for a cat.

[@Claego]

Wow I did not expect a reference to that in a game grumps video lol

[@exzacklygaming]

Happy Thursday everyone! (I'm off tomorrow and then work a week in a row let me have this Thursday excitement!) 😂😂😂

[@andrewgelos9778]

Love that not long after the ass-bat song, Arin creates an open ended butt plug to save a cat from some bats.

[@hhunnyh5588]

This ass bats bit is one of my favorites in a while. This is the Game Grumps magic I keep coming back for.

[@bestbet24]

So hear me out. Merch for spooky season. Two cartoon bats that clearly are Dan and Arin, facing away from camera, but looking back with kissy faces, absolute dump truck asses, and the text just says ASS BATS!

[@thebigkapowski]

I can picture this, and I would buy it.

[@anthonydelfino6171]

20:00 oh man that's giving me flashbacks.... "that's what happens when you have Chipotle (?) you shit the bats"

[@BatteryMuncher-rh2uh]

16:20 Not even joking, me and Dan said "Peter, what is this?" At the same exact moment and it was so magical

[@sas.tronaut5055]

ARIN. you’ve got to play Love Me, there’s three (the serving ones the best ) they’re flash games where you shoot boys with hearts and gather boyfriends and it ends with a showdown for the one unique boy design with his current girlfriend. idc if you play them for the channel but you would absolutely love them. they were my favorite games in games for girls when i was a kid

[@tay7993]

the “turn around queen, OPEN YOUR MOUTH!” is very reminiscent of markipliar’s “you close YOU CLOSE?!”

[@Sicanda]

But... crocodiles can't lick stuff, their tongues are pretty much fused to the insides of their mouths... otherwise they'd probably bite their own tongues constantly.

[@Wyrrlicci]

Bro Sbassbear is eating right outta the gate with that Bats in the ass business XD

[@alantremonti1381]

Some people consider the ass the gate of the body.

[@shadowfighter2461]

20:15 can't wait for Sbassbear to make this into a song

[@lukesinfield8626]

Dan’s silly jokes in the first half of the episode really made me smile

[@geekyowlet6923]

33:51 HE JUST SHAPED IT LIKE A FUCKING BUTTPLUG??? IM CRYIHNG LOL

[@Archgeek0]

Gotta hold those bats in there somehow.

[@The_Mister_Man]

It's hard to believe I found these guys because of their animated palpatine "do it" video now they are at least one of my top five favorite KZbinrs

[@spoobini]

16:50 "Now thats teaching, through gameplay, which I think is very clever, and I appreciate it" Hey Arin... Your Sequelitis is showing 👀

[@kthfox]

The billiards skills of shooting a flat wall in front of you and being startled when it bounces back.

[@jordancarreker1345]

I just rewatched the first episode of this yesterday, thank you dudes

[@InfernoBot]

I can't wait for Sbass Bear to get ahold of this episode.

[@ReettaJ]

The Ass-Bat Song was not the anxiety cure I was expecting, but here we are.

[@Savvy_Monstah]

18:13 arins impulses tak control 😂😂

[@milesjeffrey2942]

"OH, can I get 400?" Danny, "Not a chance"

[@M_Alexander]

You can't convince me Grandpa Dan understands what a VPN is

[@SunWolfAmaterasu]

We're 100% getting a Spiders and Bats in my Ass song from Sbassbear right? WE NEED IT.

[@lucifurious1976]

18:51 A wild phoenix's waiting room. Cannot believe Kiara is on game grumps now XD

[@littlesplatling1623]

I hope that least one of the hololive vtuber actually play this

[@ariwl1]

24:55 I think know exactly what game Arin is referring to and he's right. They look really fun in the ads but then you play it and it gets old REAL quick.

[@zombeef3074]

I could fall asleep to the sweet, suave smooth melodies of Arins leprechaun impression

[@Kayayayaya]

33:48 the cat-protecting buttplug:

[@Gizmowtje]

Thank you guys for doing a pt. 2 , gonna need 20 parts after that though so get to work gaming grumps.

[@laynepieri4214]

Man, there's something about playing these simple games that allows Arin and Dan to come up with the funniest bits. Holy shit. First I hunt then I gather in my ass is my new tinder profile.

[@HurricanesOfPlight]

27:30 Danielsaurus the organ music you're hearing is the beginning of "Toccata and Fugue in D minor." De minor of what key, I cannot say. Maybe Bach had bad thinking day. It totally feels like a piece from Phantom of the Opera, and I love playing it as boss music for whenever I fight the secret Count Dracula in Castlevania:SotN

[@Sirake]

God, I love this series. I hope they keep going with Plate Up too though

[@jesselindsey9760]

Gonna be real, I don't think Dan understood 80% of the technical jargon he said in that ad read, like "the web".

[@jonathantaylor4114]

Who's waiting for the remixes of ass bats ?

[@SecretAsianMan2222]

Dan for sure uses Nord to look at Sonic erotica

[@yanmeggo]

They’re really giving Sbassbear plenty of material

[@roxas4459]

I can already hear sbassbear working on the bats song!

[@jadestined5918]

16:28 Peter what is this

[@lawrencechesneau]

You would not believe the gasp of SHEER JOY that came out of me when I heard that!! He said the thing! HE SAID THE THING!!

[@Wayneo7]

Glad to get a front row seat on how the starbomb songs are worked up in the studio. "Assbats" coming in hot on the next album.

[@imjudgingyou000]

oh boy, can’t wait to see Arin not follow instructions 😊 Heyyyy he’s actually reading shit 😃

[@goodfursomething574]

25:14 This game reminded me of a stupid flash game I used to play when I was a kid that I hadn't thought about for YEARS. It's similar to this but not quite the same. You played as an anime girl in high school, and you walked through the halls like shooting laser eyes of love at the boys until they loved you and joined the line of lovestruck boys following you. You had to like "battle" the other girls with your laser eyes or something in order to keep going. And then at the end of the levels, the line of however many boys you got to love you followed you off screen and that like tallied your total number of points you earned or whatever. Wild how a memory can be so deeply forgotten until something suddenly brings it to the surface, huh?

[@thatluckypanda_]

GameGrumps Lunch Break Chronicles, Day 255: I officially started testosterone this morning! Celebrating with moar chickie nuggies and a strawberries & cream Dr Pepper because I’m a big boy now >:3 🏳️‍⚧️ 100/10.

[@ingardens]

Congratulations!

[@shinyespeon1]

Hey, a big CONGRATULATIONS from a trans guy!

[@magpiemailer3069]

Congrats!! It's a worthwhile journey ❤ - Fello trans guy grump enjoyer

[@literallywhy6162]

YO! Congrats dude 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️I’m eating left over alfredo

[@Stunion_D_Onion]

Yay congratulations! :)

[@Jenisonc]

30:06 You dont need to dodge them at the last second if you're about to finish loving them. They'll disappear when you get that last shot off at the last second.

[@TheEFRoommates]

I can't watch a VPN ad without thinking of Arin's confused whimpering "I've done so much crime!!! ........ banks!"

[@miyamiya1726]

25:00 Arin would LOVE this one flash game I think it’s called Saint Romance Academy: Tokimeki of Love / “School Flirting Game”

[@justin99000]

Can't wait for the sbassbear version of "Bats In My Ass"

[@ArchibaldClumpy]

It's "Bats (In My Ass)"

[@dyrindasworkshop]

Where was the applause at the end, Dan?

[@Arithryka]

10:48 "fun" fact, I learned recently that the immaculate conception actually refers to the conception of Mary, not of Jesus. Her parents were infertile, prayed to have a child, and she is considered to be free of original sin as a result. hence, immaculate.

[@sironyblue]

Danny: 'Let the water...' Me: 'Hit the floor!' Arin, MILLISECONDS after: 'Hit the ground!' I had a good guffaw at that little mind-meld moment. XD

[@PlushGarage]

But crocodiles don't even have tongues...

[@UndeadlyBat]

They do. They're attached to the bottom of their mouth so they can't lick your feet, sadly.

[@PlushGarage]

@@UndeadlyBat unless you put your foot in there and rub it. Urgh...

[@milksaucer]

all i can think about when arin says ass bats is "that's what happens when you eat chipotle, you shit the bats"

[@robertlee9602]

Nooo, I dont remember asking for more of these!!

[@Ryokhael]

The Nord VPN ad had me cracking up, especially at the end there. I'm cackling and the video hasn't even started yet. XD

[@MrTobi013]

And somewhere on a space station in a galaxy across the stars....Sbassbear is quietly writing...