Yet Another YouTuber Does a Met Gala Fashion Review - Very Really Good

[@MrNarwhal58]

ur really just gonna brush by “squirtis conner” so quick?? that was one of the funniest things you’ve ever said. congrats.

[@sanjulkapoor6637]

agreed.

[@adso2686]

yes. I am squirtis! *squirts*

[@shcriptyhaek3627]

Where was that? Lmao

[@cherrycoughdrop1468]

@@shcriptyhaek3627 6:18

[@shcriptyhaek3627]

@@cherrycoughdrop1468 thanks lmao

[@Ella-iv7wv]

Kim Kardashians was actually pretty genius if you think about it. It’s the fact that the public knew that it was her, without even seeing her face. she basically made an entertainment empire out of the frame of her body. The entire world knows her figure, so for her to show up completely covered, basically unrecognizable and have people still knowing that its you is so crazy. I don’t even know if that’s what she was going for, but I think that interpretations really cool

[@mastermarkus5307]

I really don't like her, but I guess that would be interesting if intentional. I didn't realize that it was her until Kurtis said it was, but I'm not a good measure of the kind of person who would actually watch the Met Gala.

[@mezzaninebrown]

100% agree with this take.

[@eachcentaur1288]

thats what I have been saying ‼️

[@tessawhitaker8562]

Talked about testicles the whole episode and didn't even use the "BALLS" sound?!?!

[@AndiDag]

#kurtisconnerisoverparty

[@executivelypunk]

holy shit how did i not notice this

[@serenityinajar]

I’m pretty sure Grimes’ sword was made of melted down guns, so very American lol

[@julianfernand0]

An AR-15 to be specific

[@MultiDani2020]

Lmao she scares me tbh

[@mastermarkus5307]

@@MultiDani2020 Anyone that close to Elon Musk can't be trusted.

[@whomp4295]

When Kurtis gets invited to the next met and he just does a standup act to random celebrities walking by>>>>>

[@flabbergasted1]

"So you know- oh they walked away. Hey, so you know- fuck they walked away again- Hey, what's up with- oh they walked off AGAIN."

[@FarTooHard]

He should be one of the interview people

[@agneebags]

@@FarTooHard AH YES

[@agneebags]

oh my gosh i love the idea of him going to the met so much this needs to happen

[@agneebags]

can you even IMAGINE THE FIT

[@zoetheprof]

I can’t wait for Kurtis to finally talk about the industrial revolution next week !

[@blackmensupremacy]

I heard he's planning on talking about the Boston massacre next month

[@nataliaorgan2880]

u just reminded me that i’m gunna have a unit over that AGAIN. they teach abt it in every history class it is so annoying 💔

[@blackmensupremacy]

@@nataliaorgan2880 ew

[@emmaholowczak8956]

Yeah! Industrial revolution!!

[@carmenmercedes9903]

@@nataliaorgan2880 believe it or not it's an important part of history!

[@chatnoir9038]

Ever since you started VRG, I have been listening to it everytime I do stuff like paint, draw or put together Ikea furniture... to the extent that now when I see and use these objects I associate them with the pod. It kind of sneaked its way into my life and became meaningful. Thank you Kurt for providing this company and entertainment for us, for free.

[@FaiaHalo]

Such a wholesome comment, it brightened my day! I also feel the same about his pod

[@jubileehoney3269]

Yeah me too, I listen to it as I ride my bike to get Boba so now they're just associated with each other.

[@antonluvs]

I do this too!

[@annieliina]

i love how this implies that you put together ikea furniture as a hobby like you paint and draw as a hobby

[@Athenation2010]

I do this too! While I make dinner for my family, it’s a little bit of me time then I talk about it with my hubby lol

[@acemyname]

the most ironic thing to me is the fact that tucker carlson literally got vaccinated but tries to act like he didn’t lmfao

[@ZachPlum]

FOX Employees are required to be vaccinated and wear masks in the workplace. They know that they are spreading misinformation killing people.

[@kee7374]

💀 that’s messed up. It’s one thing to be ignorant and another to be harmful on purpose

[@DystortdSacrifice]

Kurtis, I love you. Nicki Minaj has done way more than married a convicted r-pist. She also bonded her brother out who r-ped a child, and paid his lawyer fees. She’s also never came out and said anything about her support of a child r-pist. Also did a song with 69. She’s repeatedly been involved with sex offenders. She almost seems like she IS one.

[@ashe42069]

oh my god ????

[@Sofia-wh9jr]

I knew the whole thing with the brother and her fiance but what has she done herself?

[@HM-gw8uc]

Yeah always funny seeing the extreme lengths her idolizers and worshippers will go to justify or rationalize her lack of morality lmfao

[@mikakick7180]

wooah now I agree that she does do a lot of enabling but that's quite the jump to make

[@DystortdSacrifice]

@@mikakick7180 I can only imagine you must know I don't give a solid fuck

[@sherambles7414]

If "the higher the hair the closer to God" is true maybe "the longer the beard the closer to hell" is also true. Although I wish it wasn't bc that sounds sick as fuck.

[@kirastump2989]

Brooo fr put that on a t-shirt

[@lani5592]

Kelsey Kreppel said Timothee’s could’ve been a commentary on zoom life like pjs on the bottom professional in the top and i agree :)

[@alm6029]

omg wait I didn't even think about it like that

[@AaronYorkYT]

He knew the number of this podcast WITHOUT ANY ISSUE!!! I’m so proud! :D

[@inspirefolie]

Grimes having a baby as an art project is pretty on point

[@kaylanh]

lmao

[@my-username-was-taken]

I know you were joking and didn't have any bad intent, but I think it's worth reminding people that strippers don't inherently have STIs and aren't all full-service sex workers, and STIs are not exclusive to promiscuous people.

[@rachelt7849]

Thank u for saying this!! I was looking in the comments for anyone saying this cause I didn’t know whether I was just overreacting but I’m glad someone else felt the same

[@guytrashgurtdog515]

Yes thank you!

[@guytrashgurtdog515]

Yes thank you!

[@missnesbitt]

Thank you for actually calling people out the correct way and asking them to correct their mistakes... this is how you do it!!

[@anabelsama]

I was thinking the same thing

[@St-qp2we]

I've been referring to Nicki Minaj as "Ninki Minjaj" for so long that I was actually a little confused for a second when Kurtis said "Nicki Minaj".

[@damigartpremium9271]

Me too lol

[@maddiefox1748]

haha same lmao

[@FaiaHalo]

The worst thing about the Nicki thing is that sooo many of her stans have built a cult of personality around her where she can do no wrong. And also, she has sort of become this "culture persona", and it's going to be next to impossible to "cancel" her for this. People are going to just move on so fast from the fact she promoted anti-vaxx rhetoric and endorsed a white natio nalist...

[@chickenfoot2423]

this has always irked me! theres been a big revival of barbz recently because of her seemingly infinite number of 3 second sound clips, and despite the fact that the vast majority of them are lgbtq+, left-leaning and gen z, (that is to say, the type of people who normally wouldnt stand for this stuff), they conveniently ignore nicki's very problematic parts. for example, the whole quagmire of shadiness with her husband and his alleged victims.. and thats not even the only horrible person she publicly supports. its sad that people awarding her this success because they've tied their internet personas to her (things like heralding her as an icon among queer people, which as a queer person, i cant agree with)

[@FaiaHalo]

@@chickenfoot2423 same here! I'm a lesbian and she is not an icon to me in the slightest lmao My icons are trans women, specially, who have fought for lgbt+ rights, like Sylvia Rivera. And all of the amazing lgbt+ activists who have fought for our rights around the world, like Audre Lorde, Harvey Milk, Carlos Jauregui, etc. PS: I feel like, in mh opinion, this generation is waaaaay more sarcastic, so they're willing to overlook all this stuff for that. Like it's the case with Sister Cindy, that conservative Christian women who is loved by lgbt+ young folk in college campuses, where all she does is harass young lgbt+ people and women with hateful speeches.

[@chunkylover7005]

she isnt anti vax tho. She literally said in those tweets thats shes planning on getting the vaccine. She even asked her fans on advice on which vaccine to get

[@FaiaHalo]

@@chunkylover7005 I never said she was. Just that she used that rhetoric.

[@dirtydan5281]

everybody seems to view nicki minaj as the pinnacle of activism and i have never understood why. she's done some awful, harmful shit and she has no remorse for any of it.

[@ChezzaOuttaNowhere]

Ciara’s dress is based on a classic American designer’s dress from the 60s or 70s, it was actually one of the few that understood to assignment lol.

[@chllin22]

I’ve had some really life changing health complications occur to me the past month that limit my speaking. I miss talking with my friends but usually for a convo to continue it has to be two way. Ur podcast has helped fill a lot I’ve been missing by not being able to speak with my friends the same way I used to. My bf has helped a lot but he doesn’t live with me and works a lot. I live completely alone and Ik people poop those who work in entertainment, but entertainment content has given me reasons to keep going when I felt like I couldn’t do anything else. Your job is so important. Take care of yourself and keep doing what u do!

[@jastaykotuce2249]

Imagine if she had payed so actual doctors figured out what happened to his balls AND THEN told her millions of fans, instead of spreading misinformation. She should still do that now that anti vaxxers are taking this seriously

[@BrittneyStAubin]

I just can’t support Nicki Minaj, and haven’t for quite some time now. I’ve tried so hard in the past, but her morals are way the fuck off.

[@wegonresonate1427]

Same here honestly. I like her music but shes just not a good person in general

[@lssmble]

well damn. i used to rlly love nicki, but the past few months, shes been making weird decisions which caused me to be disappointed by her :(( its honestly sad cuz i rlly looked up to her

[@jubileehoney3269]

Exactly, like it was one thing with the internalized misogyny in some of her songs, and then another with collabing with a child rapist but now this....I'm done. I literally want to support her too but she does stuff like this. Her music is good but I'll pass easily. Her morals are all over the place. It's rly not that hard to just not be problematic.

[@kazzoey9164]

Yea no the person from the advice segment should absolutely tell the friend’s fiancé what’s happening and drop that friend. The fiancé deserves to know that their partner is using them and the friend deserves to be dumped by everyone they’ve chosen to harm. That is not someone who’s worth keeping around.

[@sarahcorona8596]

Shout out to Kurtis not knowing what impotence means lol. But he’s a fashionista so he gets a pass

[@alhol7558]

no seriously, the whole time he was talking about it i was like “wait, do I not know what impotence is?” but no, i was right lmao but he made such funny jokes about it, i’m cool with it.

[@claireaccardo]

lmao same i was like i think he’s mixing it up with infertile

[@laurelamego6512]

If the theme was american fashion someone should have worn a shirt with the quote "you want my gun come take it from me, with a couple holes in it, and jeans with the outline of a chewing tobacco on the ass pockets.

[@MiahGrace]

At the oral surgeon's office i used to work in the ~MoUtH FluiDs~ went through a flexible tube into a collection jar that was empties and sanitized twice a day. then it was dumped down the sink. This dental office had like six malpractice lawsuits, so THAT might not be proper procedure. I'll be honest, it felt wrong to be dumping a gallon of spit and (mostly) blood down the drain of a kitchen sink. idk if that answers your question, but ya girl needed to vent

[@Rae-tz3qz]

NO NOT DOWN THE SINK 😭💀

[@MiahGrace]

@@Rae-tz3qz like I said, pretty sure everything those guys did was illegal lol I got outta there so fast

[@josephklassen1077]

This is the worst thing I heard all day and I just woke up LOL ew!!! what the hell? that’s definitely not normal xD I hope they go out of business or something

[@Charley070]

Kurtis, your beard theory is 100% accurate. Also, please respect Mr. Timmy Chabagoo.

[@lotusthemermaid]

Squirtis Conner sounds like a Pokémon version of Kurtis.

[@siouxsbanshee]

grimes is an artist and musician. i actually really liked them before all the elon musk stuff lol, their music is still pretty good tho. also, i think the reason grimes doesn’t like the word “mother” is because they’re non-binary and it makes them uncomfortable.

[@denaroth7296]

Wait, really? Elon Musk is pretty transphobic, so that's why it's surprised me that they are non-binary. Anyway.

[@ayatollahlalalola]

@@denaroth7296 no, she's not non-binary. for some reason tiktokers decided she's non-binary for their own benefit but grimes has never identified as such and has expressed no preference for any pronouns and has always been only referred to as she by those in her life.

[@siouxsbanshee]

@@ayatollahlalalola i’m pretty sure she talked about it in more than one interview, but they use both she/her and they/them pronouns.

[@siouxsbanshee]

@@denaroth7296 yeah, their whole relationship is pretty weird tbh. but they’ve talked about being non-binary in an interview and i’m pretty sure she has mentioned it more than once. as far as i know, they use both she/her and they/them pronouns, but that might’ve changed.

[@ayatollahlalalola]

@@siouxsbanshee i think this quote from the grimes subreddit sums it up pretty well, it's from a discussion earlier this year (they're are multiple discussions on the topic there and pretty much everyone agrees): "She never stated her preferred pronouns were they/them, and certainly never had they/them in her Twitter bio like a lot of people have started claiming recently. The only time she’s ever talked about pronouns was a reply to a tweet where she said she didn’t care what pronouns people used for her. She’s exclusively used female pronouns for herself though, personally and professionally, so I took that as meaning she just doesn’t care/isn’t going to correct anyone. As far as being non-binary she’s said some things that could be taken that way, but it was always in the context of her work and image and issues like being called a ‘female producer’ instead of just a producer. She was really pushing against that kind of labelling for years, which you could see as meaning she wasn’t comfortable with it for gender identity reasons, or you could see it as just feminism with a little dash of internalised misogyny (something she’s talked a bit about outgrowing recently). I think there might be a bit of an age divide issue as far as all the TikTok stuff. I’ve noticed many younger people tend to see a lot of things through more of a gender identity lens than a feminism lens, and so conversations about gender roles and being gender non-conforming can end up pretty confusing and messy with people from different generations talking past each other."

[@ObeyLucifer]

It wasn't a good idea to eat while watching this... I was not expecting his dentist spit monologue.

[@jvb2279]

I hope you're ok 😔

[@aliensuperstar634]

same

[@apple-tangerine]

HAPPENED TO ME, TOO 😭

[@ari_anon2228]

lil nas x’s looks are always a 10

[@CirceAlida]

I think 44:04 was the first time I've ever super disagreed with Curtis. Like, sure - the fashion stuff was hilarious, and I probably wouldn't have given top marks to most of them, but saying it was 'grimy' that Grimes felt becoming a mother was a rebirth for her artistically (other than being a great pun) isn't something I agree with at all. I think that's super valid of her - your whole world view DOES shift, and if you're an artist, especially one that tries to capture their thoughts and view the way she does, it totally makes sense. We don't know what she was asked, and she didn't say "becoming a mother was great BECAUSE it shifted my art" she accounts for it as something that happened and that it made a big difference - which it would have. That makes sense. I think the reason I'm making this comment is because it struck the 'once you're a mother your world has to revolve around the kid' issue in society. People who have kids should be able to still be the people they were before and also parent - being reduced to 'everything you say about parenthood and your child must revolve around your child' is so dehumanizing, honestly, and a millenia-long issue mothers have had to deal with. And in case anyone wants to counter me with moral absolutism - I'm not a Grimes stan, she's got some cool videos and she's had some rad features, but I don't actively listen to her, and I hate Elon for being everything that sucks about Capitalism personified.

[@Phenomedog]

I thought Grimes was Nonbinary and went by they/them?

[@Phenomedog]

Could totally be wrong though; I'm getting tons of mixed info when I try to look into it.

[@Siseneg]

Well spoken 👏🏾 I agree

[@ella-pi2tk]

i’m pretty sure grimes’ sword is made from an ar-15 LMAO so gun but not quite

[@laralopez1645]

was about to look for an episode to watch while i cook, perfect timing

[@denaroth7296]

Lmao I also put a podcast while I cook.

[@sophia6020]

The dentist spit thing is called gleeking it just kinda happens, but some people can control it lol

[@hayleys4627]

i just love how thoughtful and wise you are kurtis

[@izzytheshapeshifter]

"Sorry doc, your boy's a squirter" isn't even 10 minutes in. I love this podcast

[@user-rw8rl3bw4n]

😂

[@_gay_grim_]

The fact that Curtis Love's the Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan freaky Friday made me genuinely so happy, that freaky Friday movie is literally what is my favorite movies for my childhood lol.

[@lavr15]

i love that once every few months kurtis mentions timothée chalamet and how he’s attractive in a video. why is he literally me

[@kee7374]

Kurtis: “my brain tells me nobody likes me” Me: 🥺 no I love- Kurtis: *talks about spit for ten minutes* Me: yea you’re right actually

[@trashman6840]

I was absolutely WRECKED by the freaky Friday bit thats one of the funniest things you've ever done WHEN YOU STARTED SINGING THE SONG STOP

[@wednesdayjill9241]

“Nothing gets me harder than a burnt building on fire” -Kurtis Conner, 2021 19:07

[@ostrichblips]

Kurtis thank for blessing us with this podcast today, mwah

[@DiputchiCAT]

Kurtis I love you but please don’t make jokes about sex workers like that. It’s really dangerous and enforces stigmas surrounding sex work.

[@kayleet3875]

i was looking to see if someone commented on that!! the joke was uncalled for but it’s not so far fetched for ppl to at least presume that the transmission of STIs is a prevalent issue among sex workers. it’s better than those ppl who romanticize the lives of sex workers like they aren’t at a greater risk of being trafficked or assaulted

[@rigatonilightbulb]

kurtis should dress as gooby to intimidate dan levy at the next met gala

[@friday_y7655]

I’m so glad i had a half day at school so I could listen/watch this 😩

[@Letthembelightpeaceonelove]

I love how Kurtis just based his met gala votes off of how much he likes the celebrities rather than their outfits 😂 a very really good judge

[@untitle56473]

Kurtis you're literally glowing you look so good

[@Baked_And_Fried]

I’m a Dental Assistant and I can confirm that we do save the spit and use it for car washes 👍🏼

[@lanadelkim6203]

Kurtis.. just HOW did you know that one song from freaky friday like off-hand?

[@kiarasmith9186]

I’m so happy you found Grime’s grwm video weird too lmao I was so entertained by her

[@claudiau2620]

"the longer an old white guys beard is the more likely he is to be wrong about something" You're right but I think we can all agree that vermin supreme is an exception to the rule

[@christiebreeechelon]

Completely agree with you on AOC. Also I think you are confusing impotent with sterile. Impotent just means can't get hard. Could still have kids with viagra.

[@user-uj1rw8ym5s]

Impotent means u can't reproduce

[@christiebreeechelon]

@@user-uj1rw8ym5s no. Just means cannot get erect. Also known as ED. Infertility or sterility means a man cannot reproduce. Impotence affects the penis. Sterility affects the sperm. So if a dude does viagra or in vitro he can still get a woman pregnant.

[@Siseneg]

Thank you! I was looking for this comment lol I was like “Isn’t impotence that you can’t have an erection? 🤔” you’d think men would know about an issue that affects them and even their partners but oh well 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@Siseneg]

@@christiebreeechelon I read that viagra can positively affect the fertility of a man with ED so they can definitely get a woman pregnant.

[@papaya3642]

"thats not a real year" made me think of john mulaney, but we like u in fact, kurtis, WE LOVE U!

[@deirdrehtx]

hi kurt from two years ago, u just filmed a netflix special in 2023 so u did it, good job!!!!

[@megauwu321]

I usually agree on Kurtis' take on things, but I actually really disagree about his commentary on what Grimes said about motherhood being a rebirth (artistically). I think a lot of women feel like when you go into motherhood you become a whole different person because it's such a different chapter. And as a recording artist of course those new experiences would translate artistically. I don't know jack shit about how she mothers her child, she could be horrible for all I know. But I just think that her feeling inspired by motherhood isn't a bad thing, and her being an artist and a mother aren't mutually exclusive. She can see her child as inspiration as well as love it in other appropriate ways. I just feel like women get enough shit about how they mother, we don't really need to nitpick. End of rant lol

[@orangecrazy100]

“now he’s got medicine balls” made me scream out loud

[@zoe7635]

listening during school 🤝🏽

[@annatrick190]

the spit squirty thing is called gleeking and some people can do it on command

[@inspirefolie]

holy shit there's a word for it...

[@claireelizabeth5434]

I slurp up peoples spit for 8 hours a day youre talking about me wow big day to be a dental assistant

[@spacecowgirl2001]

thank you kurtis for giving me almost an hour of chill time

[@amritaguha4191]

I can't get over "small-balled boy" I'm gonna scream

[@premiumd0ormat233]

me, a dental assisting student: *studying while listening to this* kurtis: "your job is sick"

[@the4green2man]

while everyone else studied fashion, grimes was studying the blade.

[@executivelypunk]

i said out loud, by myself, "oh like that one south park episode where they all give themselves ball cancer" anD THEN YOU SAID IT AND I SCREAMED

[@auraaponte1083]

Swollen testicles can come from allergies to certain foods. They probably didn’t think of that one 😂

[@eli._.sierra6574]

Still can’t get over how nice the jingle for the advice segment is lol

[@jye4710]

petition for kurtis to be the next vogue host for the met gala 2022

[@guttercore3861]

love your podcasts kurtis! this is my opinion, but a lot of us see aoc's dress as performative because she was inside with the rich, participating in their riches, while outside the gala there was a blm rally where people were being arrested for simply protesting. but its okay for aoc to protest and not be arrested because she is rich. its just another case of liberals not getting the point because they dont care about actual reform of our system, they want to keep our current system that keeps the rich rich, and the poor poor (which still happens if you tax the rich), because they are still afraid of change. im not trying to start a fight or anything, just clarifying why a lot of us in the left are critisizing the dress have a good day!

[@shrek-tr4ud]

when when you when when WHENNN when when i when you when when

[@walmartrotisseriechicken]

when the when when when the WHEM 👺

[@walmartrotisseriechicken]

E

[@ethereallvr]

who what why

[@tonia4534]

i‘m just wondering why Kurtis hates Grimes so much? just bc of Elon Musk? why not criticise that then instead of hating on her being a mother (which he knows nothing about), her art (which he also seems to know nothing about) and her Met-outfit, inspired by the American novel/movie „Dune“ + sword made from melted guns lol. Big Kurtis fan here, just one thing I don‘t agree with for once

[@aliensuperstar634]

thanks for the episode kurtis! you really make my day better. hope u are having an awesome day

[@jeremydoerksen5988]

Now I want an animated Kim Kardashian biopic with Gilbert Gottfried voice-acting as Kim.

[@telvayns]

My dad is one of those old white guys with beards you'd pin as a weirdo conservative, but it's such a total bait-and-switch because he's the biggest leftie I know. He was so excited to get the vaccine! He's probably the most vocal communist I know to the point he recommends literature to me on it. It's so funny to watch other old white guys in his social circles try to get him on to conspiracy theories and anti-vax stuff, only for him to immediately shut them down with research he's done independently. At this point they have started avoiding the topic because they know the conversation will get 10x longer and 10x more socialist if they let him keep talking (and he will). Also, Dan Levy's Met Gala costume incorporated and directly referenced art by artist and AIDS activist David Wojnarowicz! ❤️

[@lilianacespedes4937]

LMAOO I JUST NOTICED - kurtis you remind me of Eric Forman 😂😂

[@julianfernand0]

I think people will pick on anything that Grimes does, it’s kinda stupid to be honest. Like, she just said that having a kid changed her perspective on things, and that affected her artistic view…as it would with anybody. And I’ve seen absolutely every artist say the same thing, but for reason, if Grimes says it, it becomes weird. She said her kid calls her by her name, is it unusual? Yeah. But not once did she say it was something she deliberately told him to do, but media made the headlines as “Grimes makes her kid call her Claire” that’s weird af. So what if she doesn’t like the term “mother”, she doesn’t identify with it, whatever who cares. She seems to be very close to her kid, she doesn’t seem like the classic rich parent who outsources the parenting, she posts even the most mundane shit she does with the kid.

[@angiecats5298]

You have to give Lorde a 10 because she would have been high as fuck trying to pick out the best outfit, it could have been a lot worse 😂😂

[@solarium_self]

Yes I am mossing indeed

[@funwithaanyaandyatharth4170]

No hate here, but I think you shouldn't have joked about grimes for simply saying that having a baby had an impact on her because bringing a life into this world is a huge thing and would have an impact on anyone and a lot of celebrities like Gigi Hadid and Kardashians for example have talked about how being a mother changed them. You shouldn't have joked about whether her son calls her mom or not because that is there relationship. And is wrong to make fun of a mother son relationship when grimes didn't even say anything inappropriate .

[@ViolexiaTnT]

This week I've been listening to these podcasts to help me do my Math work! Thanks!

[@kayttajaxxau4965]

This episode was probably fun for audio listeners

[@danksl1754]

kurtis ive been here since i was 16/17 and now im 23, there's a bunch like me too and we ain't going nowhere.

[@danksl1754]

well vine first but u know

[@hayleys4627]

"Im hoping to die on mars" "hold on" hahahaha

[@annika9523]

Love you squirtis

[@treehugger9070]

I need a “please be nice to me it’s the law” shirts back in stock , maybe it will stop people from bullying me!

[@sidheo3741]

timothee chalamet can only be described as 'hypnotically caucasian'

[@andravas]

Homie got an STD and tried to blame it on the vaccine 😭😂

[@meratheafflictionwarlock]

No chillin', had an uni entrance exam, but I just sent it all in, so NOW I can take it chill!

[@jaiminwatson8159]

Kurtis gleeked (when you spit like that it’s called gleeking, nothing to do with Glee I promise)

[@clarinamascarenhas7499]

If South Park don’t put Nikki minajs cousins friends balls in the next episode I will RIOT

[@jeremydoerksen5988]

I'm surprised you didn't mention Norm MacDonald's passing. Good episode, regardless!

[@thewest408]

Standup special king in 2023!

[@claudiatristian]

Failed my Med-surg exam by only 5 points today, so feeling very really bad 😎

[@Lilypad73]

Shawn Mendes looks like John Hamm in that old SNL sketch where he plays the saxophone...

[@candacecandace6416]

Lorde was giving me i-spy books

[@doll1ly]

the designer who made aoc's dress is allegedly operating a sweatshop and it was a "mockery", more of a direct copy, of the "Build the Wall" dress by that one conservative lady idfk who was wearing it but there are some valid critiques of the dress other than "you're hanging out with rich people !! they probably dont pay taxes, i thought you were against that !!"

[@cyberstargrl]

i started the video, immediately skipped to exactly 5:57 and im like ok squirtis conner

[@cyberstargrl]

i just realized that kurtis made the joke first RIP

[@MF-R]

"Squirtis Conner" This man is a comedic legend, give him all the money!

[@mastermarkus5307]

Converse with formal clothing makes me irrationally angry for no reason. My biggest problem with that first guy's outfit though is that it's so white that I literally find it hard to look at. I don't think I've seen Lil' Nas X look bad in anything yet.

[@ElizabethRodriguez-bv8ks]

That episode you mentioned was the first thing that came to my mind 😂😂

[@smaylien]

has anyone shown him the pic of katie from goat story smoking a joint

[@elisehavens7349]

THE SPIT SUCKING GUN IMPRESSION WAS SPOT ON