ASMR Roleplay ~ Celebrity Falls For You (Bodyguard) (Enemies To Lovers) (ASMR Boyfriend Audios)

[@sup_29]

"you're not my bodyguard" fight me bro🤺🤺🤺

[@naniii568]

LOL

[@ak4l145]

LMFAO

[@Crybbynsss]

On god

[@Bloomheart17]

Alright place you bets on the winner if you think the snobby celebrity do this 💖. if you think softy~~ do this 🛐

[@Bloomheart17]

Sorry sofy

[@user-sd1le1sb6r]

"That's your room you can stay in there for the rest of your life” Those are the words I have always wanted to hear-😌

[@Jay-ql6yl]

✨ IKR ✨

[@xm00n_1ightx7]

him: why did you decide to be a bodyguard my mind: "creates the most saddest flashback" when i was young my parent-

[@kenn5059]

YESS

[@endvalentine]

-s did the little lad dance

[@pensilikcer]

I always give my oc’s a very sad backstory..

[@kenn5059]

@@pensilikcer same bc a regular backstory is boring 😍

[@xm00n_1ightx7]

@@pensilikcer same i just can't hold myself i have to do it

[@vic_toria_]

"you are kinda pretty ngl" *Uno reverse card*

[@llovelylina]

Pls-

[@mikey-in5zu]

@@llovelylina oH-

[@llovelylina]

@@mikey-in5zu oH-

[@albedo3552]

@@llovelylina Oh

[@ourhaven]

@@albedo3552 oh-

[@NoNo-mr4qd]

Yeti : here, have some more milk Me : Sir, I'm Mexican and have a very VERY high spice tolerance ( ╹▽╹ )

[@alissathesimp]

fr I feel tat

[@atlasVor]

I’m Mexican with a VERY low spice tolerance🥲I be getting clowned on 24/7

[@daisy_the_weirdo]

Same

[@Lunny_xoxo.]

Ha same ✋😌

[@samanthacarlos6004]

same i love spice 🤌🏻🌶🔥

[@atlasVor]

Me in my head: can we just let him die? My brain: Unfortunately, darling- you decided to be a bodyguard… Me in my head: Well you’re the brain, aren’t you?! You’re supposed be the logical part! Brain: uhhh uhh ummm… pay attention to the video!

[@sippinthattea]

Me in a nutshell

[@daisy_the_weirdo]

@@sippinthattea same!

[@lyxuries]

“most normal girls like that stuff” i’M nOt LiKe OtHeR gIrLs- ✋😩

[@bhanvi953]

I am a pterodactyl **insert a loud screech**

[@lyxuries]

@@bhanvi953 *y e s*

[@mellooeos]

I'm a *✨rOaCh✨*

[@saturnscorner1048]

"I'm not like other girls, hell I'm not even a girl"

[@saltyshirmp6536]

Yes i am dissapointment to the whole human species

[@sad_melli7270]

“Look at you you’re so small and sweet” Me being 5.7: “yes yes I’m tiny owo🤝🤝”

[@ryderking745]

Same

[@sippinthattea]

Cries in 4'8*

[@sad_melli7270]

@@sippinthattea bestie u good? DD: don’t cry bb you gorg no matter what height u have 🗿🌸🌸💕💕

[@youngbloodshadowblack1461]

Me, 5'11: mhm tiny🙂

[@stardatezer0]

*laughs in 5'5* you are t a l l

[@NoNo-mr4qd]

"Most *normal* girls like that stuff" uh- are you calling me weird, because if you are I can be weirder :) °v°

[@leafii.]

SAME

[@daisy_the_weirdo]

Yep yep

[@ghostieeez261]

Normal we don’t know her

[@NoNo-mr4qd]

@@ghostieeez261 never heard of her 😌🤚

[@Crybbynsss]

What? *mom walks in on me chewing a frozen hot dog*

[@choneybunch103]

"You are kinda pretty ngl" KINDA!? 👁👄👁 BOI I'M THE PRETTIEST

[@kikiii7929]

I love this lol 😭

[@leafii.]

AND HOTTEST

[@shrek3683]

My sister be like

[@shrek3683]

@crack_dev ikr it’s soooo hat

[@shrek3683]

@crack_dev *hot

[@greyc1224]

Him- “what do you mean no?” Me- “I mean no, you wanna hear it in Spanish? Nõh”

[@aero_88]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.

[@UNKNOWN_OLD_CHANNEL]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm f###ing dying I'm dead ☠️⚰️🥀

[@user-js6dz5fk9p]

Frrrrrrr 😂😂😂

[@coolkitten3968]

Yeti: since you're my bodyguard i can ask you to do stuff for me and you'll do it, right?! Me: dude you said it yourself i'm your *bodyguard* NOT your sErVaNt!....so the answer is yes ONLY if what you're asking me to do is regarding your safety 🙂

[@IzukuMidoriya38855]

Awesome someone already commented what I was going to say. Thanks man.

[@Crybbynsss]

Cause you know, I won’t stab you for you. You got hands😒

[@thecircusfr3ak]

yea like im yoyr bodyguard not your maid mot your servant:)

[@n4us30us_z0mbie_]

Him: I’ll get you some milk- *cries in lactose intolerant*

[@acidicVA_]

Better be almond milk because SHI IM AM TOO

[@UNKNOWN_OLD_CHANNEL]

Bahahahaha

[@pand0ra_108]

PLEASE make this a series!! it's so good!

[@glenshin1002]

" you're not my bodyguard " Me:wanna fight me bro?🏌

[@leelay6239]

I’m writing since 2019 a whole story about 5 females bodyguards (funny thing they protected idols) so this is the perfect asmr for me 🥺

[@naniii568]

5:23 Im not like other girls😏 i like do weird things🙄🥺 like....ur mom😩😫 Sorry 😭😭😭

[@rourwa]

PHAHHAHAHAHHA

[@splendid_weebs8548]

@@rourwa luke- u- i- uh-

[@imasimp7082]

THATS SOMTHING MY FRIEND WHOLD SAY 😭😭😭

[@akirathesimp3214]

@@rourwa LUKE W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?

[@rourwa]

@@akirathesimp3214 MC mentioned something like ASMR boyfriend , and I was really curious

[@aiya140]

Him: "That's your room you can stay in there for the rest of your life” Me: "This is my moment"

[@tiana7646]

Him: *talking* My mind: i have no idea whats going on but i act like i do

[@llovelylina]

Him : I won’t kill myself accidently Me: well- idrk :)

[@platypus4904]

My response was: you look fragile enough to do it accidentally.

[@kohunji9267]

I love how I thought we were gonna protect him from obsessive fans who would pounce on him when he'd least expect it. You know normal celebrity sh¡t but nah accidentally punching a Mafia Boss instead.

[@minatasidibe1006]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@1nternet_cl0wn]

0:33 damn we really just rocked his shit💀

[@_Maya.]

you have summoned me anime quote of today "Being weak means that there is room to grow." ~ Ittetsu Takeda (haikyu!!)

[@ssunny-bunny5257]

Hi maya how are you everywhere but I like your quotes

[@_Maya.]

@@ssunny-bunny5257 🌌 Magic 🌌 and i'm happy you like them (:

[@ssunny-bunny5257]

@@_Maya. ☺️

[@yunaa24]

Takeda senseiiii

[@ssunny-bunny5257]

@@yunaa24 yess

[@cucumber7199]

Cucumber Approved

[@Y-n_L-N]

-.-

[@nothing-pu7ij]

YOU'RE EVERYWHERE

[@gion3648]

Ah yes Lord Cucumber has returned.

[@potatolee4473]

Hey I found you ❤️🥰

[@sandyclapp7147]

YOU AGAIN😀

[@Kshqlade]

5:32 Yeti: I can ask you to do stuff for me and you'll do it right? Me: No. Yeti: Like if i told you to eat like 10 chilli peppers, for no reason you'd do it. Right? Me: No. Yeti: Riiighttt Me: BiTCH i saId NoOoOo

[@loonierose8119]

😂😂😂

[@coolkitten3968]

Cool Kitten in the building 😎

[@SAVY_SLAY343]

“ I won’t accidentally unalive myself” MOOD

[@Sophie_tmmr]

Your not my bodyguard... Me who literally made multiple people end up in the hospital because I'm a diagnosed sociopath: TRY ME BISH!!

[@mustafarustamzada3015]

I'm from the most dangerous country in the world you better think that I have made people end up in the hospital

[@minatasidibe1006]

For real??👀🤐

[@sammie4450]

Is you good?

[@YourSaviorPigesus]

Can't tell if this is sarcasm or not

[@lukasproductions8987]

"The size of an Elf!" ....I am actually *average height* for my age!

[@YetiVA]

brooo thats what i say to my friends too!! xDD

[@lukasproductions8987]

@@YetiVA as you should 😎

[@fi4827]

"you look like you need help getting somth off the shelf" Me: yeah I do-

[@alishateddy4060]

Me a blackbelt in karate (MIND U I AM 16)🙂 A trainee in kick boxing 😀 and a fluffy singer 😀 SURE I AM NOT UR BODYGUARD 😂😂❤️

[@alishateddy4060]

I am JEON JUNGKOOK 😂💜but a female version 😂iykuk

[@BTSARMY-kv6nx]

I am 12

[@alishateddy4060]

@@BTSARMY-kv6nx ARMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HELLOOOO

[@daisy_the_weirdo]

Hello!

[@alishateddy4060]

@@daisy_the_weirdo hewlllowwww💜

[@avajohnson7865]

Imagine him commenting on everyone’s comments 0w0

[@just_samanthaOk]

Omg I need a part 2 please this is amazing

[@Johndi_S]

“Look at you your so small and so cute” Me being taller than Xiao and bennett: 👁👄👁

[@xoxo.eliiii]

SAME

[@zhonglisensei3639]

I'm shorter than Xiao and Bennett 👁️👄👁️

[@tai_1626]

Dude, that punch caught me off guard, I freaking flinched💀😭

[@haileyzhu8328]

HE LITERALLY CALLED US AN ELF 💀💀

[@lynnnn1081]

LMAO💀

[@scaraworshipper]

"No you have to do it eat the peppers" Me who can't taste spice: ok "You're all red and it looks painful" Me: what 👁👁

[@adsha342]

"you're so cute 🥺" 2 seconds later - - instant regret - -

[@Brieezle]

My 8 yrs of fighting experience: *am I a joke to you?*

[@Miraclekwami]

I luv your Mina pfp! She's my favorite female character from MHA!✌😍

[@Mxh_OG]

"the size of an elf" 😭 i actually got offended because im short for my age 😭

[@imyourlistener9131]

YOUR VOICE IS SO CUTE 🥺

[@MaxKasai-zm5mz]

That's your room you can stay in there for the rest of your life” Me an introvert 🧍👍

[@AlennaCM]

Him: Eat 10 Chili peppers Me with Mexican descendants: You chose to challenge the wrong person....

[@stormoftheages1720]

"i spend hours alone tryna come up with lyrics and stuff" omg me too, i never thought i would relate

[@kayennn670]

you’re not my body guard you’re so small and so sweet me, 6’3 : yes… very small 😀

[@tofuux]

"the size of an elf" bruh I can probably see your dandruff my guy (jk I'm not that tall lol-)

[@leafii.]

I’m the same size as Levi Ackerman. My genes 😭💀🤚

[@Angel4_]

@@leafii. how tall is he?

[@xoxo.eliiii]

@@Angel4_ 5’3

[@Angel4_]

@@xoxo.eliiii im 2 inches smaller than him

[@lumine833]

Me who is actually over 6ft tall: if you think I'm the size of am Elf how tall are you?! Him:omg dude your face is so red Me: no it's not- bro I legit eat ghost peppers and the chips from the onechip challenge like all the time

[@Cffeinekai]

Teach me your ways🛐🛐🛐

[@lumine833]

@kai there is no teaching it's just called growing up eating that sht for like an everyday meal

[@endvalentine]

@@Cffeinekai spice tolerance

[@stormoftheages1720]

ok but like...do they taste good?

[@endvalentine]

@@stormoftheages1720 very

[@Ari-sd6rf]

As an Asian girl if I couldn’t cook I would’ve been thrown out of the house when I was 15-

[@YetiVA]

lmaoo best I can do is make plain white rice and tea 🤷‍♀️

[@Ari-sd6rf]

@@YetiVA haha 😂 I would’ve been gone lol-

[@user-fe9sz5zb6u]

Well I am south asian and GOSH the amount of Taunts- Umm yeah so that's it.

[@Ari-sd6rf]

@@user-fe9sz5zb6u I feel you-

[@illegally.disappears]

him : "a bodygaurd the size of a elf." me : sir im 5'2. elf's are 3'6

[@sorrymom7751]

who need boyfriends when u have this💃💃💃

[@xNyxxart]

IM ONLY 16 HOURS LATE BUT FUCK IT IM STILL LISTENING TO THIS BC I KNOW THIS SO GOOD PLS🤠

[@Mxyvuu]

this guy is fr petrified after that strong punch on the wall or sum LMAOOO

[@aubreyoakes]

Him: Your not my bodyguard.. Me: I have years of experience talking my brother and punching my punching bag. Don’t try me!

[@robloxbella3156]

This is the moment he knew he fuck up

[@sargenthunter5121]

Him:look at you, you’re so small and cute Me:a 5’0 , teenager with anger issues and has a black belt “B*tch tf did you just say!?!?🤬😡😤”

[@nope6810]

Him: you’re so cute and small Me: *pops knuckles* YOU WANNA GO PRETTY BOY!!!!!!!

[@Valeria-zx7ir]

The way he kept talking about how short I am like I’m Mexican what did you expect😒✋🏼

[@Miraclekwami]

Him: You're not my bodyguard Me: *Draws out my twin swords* I may be small but I am not afraid to beat your *ss!😠😠😠

[@acidicVA_]

Him: go on ladies first Me: **gender fluid and HATES being called a lady** This is normal **Camilo smile face when Felix spit out water on Mariano**

[@egyptianwerewolf1466]

Him: Yeah, ladies first Me: Exactly, you go first

[@buffysummers6190]

Me is hella fast today

[@katzumi5127]

Him - u look like an elf Me - ...Sir i am 6 feet tall a** women and yes i am tomboy :)

[@lee-annhengst5233]

Him: so how did you get into the bodyguard stuff. Me: so the story starts about MY FATHER-

[@hellogaypeople9934]

Him: how did you want to be a bodyguard? Me: I love hurting people... My sister took a book from my room and I nearly broke her arm.💃✨

[@BaileyKephart-od1fv]

Him: "Look at you, you're so small and sweet" My 5'3 ass: "and I took that personally" 😂

[@stfuimsleeping9484]

0:34 I thought we like crushed his skull 😭

[@pixiegirl2707]

I love this video I'm a short petite girl listening to something that makes me a tough girl I'm happy. also chili peppers are nothing to me lol 😊

[@idonthaveallday4this]

Video: you can stay in your room for the rest of your life My brain: do you believe in magic- Also my brain: THANK YOU SO MUCH, you understand my life and what I like to do

[@mini_makoendsall5134]

Him: "Aww look at you. Your so small" Me: "I AM 5'5!"

[@user-du2gh1rk3j]

Him: I'm not a child Me: you sure act like one

[@vicky.pediia]

Him: "What do you mean no?" Me: I mean no you wanna hear in Spanish ✨NOH✨

[@Aloysia.]

Him: you know this a living thing Me: sir I may be short but I have a death note with me so try me-

[@HelloKittyFooRAHHH]

WE USE A FATAL BLOW FROM MORTAL KOMBAT IN THE BEGINNING?! DAMN

[@alyssavaught6993]

Him : get out Me: sits down on his bed arms crossed and say NO

[@Bunnyscafe]

this. is. ADORABLE! "you can like come in when somebodies- like with a machine gun-VROOMVROOMVROOMVROOMVROOM" so cute

[@Brookthesnacker]

0:34 scared the shit out me💀

[@carnivalix_p1hk33h0]

“You’re kinda pretty ngl” KINDA?! WHAT IM THE PRETTIEST MAN😟

[@animeislife5178]

“You look like you need help getting something off the top shelf” ummmm I’m 6’2 bro-

[@ewzie]

After reading the description, dispatch would be having ✨a field day✨ if they found out (Dispatch is a news thingy that makes up rumours quite a bit about kpop idols etc. They said Jennie from Blackpink was dating a capybara from BP’s Ice cream music video. But alot of memes can be made from dispatch)

[@ourhaven]

Lmaooooo it would be the happiest day of their careers. I freaking hate dispatch

[@Mia-tz4bn]

Him:I can’t concentrate if a bodyguard size of an elf Is watching me Me:IM 5’4 GET IT IN UR HEAD😤

[@ana_333]

he's- he's perfect.

[@LujainA03]

Man your videos are so fun

[@gacha_lgbtq6407]

Hi Yeti! Keep up the awesome work

[@catindabox9313]

Me: I will cut your nose off next time you call me cute! Him: okay not a fan of that. Me: YOU THINK?!

[@Walking_Insomnia_]

Part 2 tho ? Also this was perfect for me cause I’m a tomboy and I know karate

[@lillyaizawa27]

Aizawa approved ✨👍

[@imyourlistener9131]

"Unless its someone who want to kill me with a machine gun *CUTE MACHINE GUN NOISES* "

[@milky_bear7259]

Yeti: here,have some more milk Me:Sir I’m a Filipino I can eat peppers

[@yulls8140]

Save me some!

[@milky_bear7259]

@@yulls8140 i will

[@zaza1998ful]

0:35…That scared me. My heart hurts now 😭

[@lovely9218]

"An elf-sized person in my room" sir imma wring yo neck if you say that again

[@zombisobs353]

"Most normal girls like that stuff" *laughs in genderfluid* I'm not like other girls tho 🥺❤

[@xxcookiecupkitxx1375]

When we punch him, it reminds me about the lyrics “Am i look sweet? But i dont play nice”

[@Nikki-ip4kh]

Him:Size of an elf My mind: Size of an elf!?! Excuse me I'm 165cm

[@ziamandary3397]

WOWOWOOWOW IM BACKKKK😃

[@arminarlert9797]

“Look at you, you’re so small and cute” Me being a 5’2: excuse m- did you jus- you little piece of sh-

[@Toga-himiko023]

"just try you know kill me just look like a machin gun and VRR VRR VRR !"

[@Miraclekwami]

Nice Toga pfp!

[@Toga-himiko023]

@@Miraclekwami thanks 😁❤️

[@Toga-himiko023]

@@Miraclekwami and nice bakukiri I love it 😍

[@Miraclekwami]

@@Toga-himiko023 Thank you 🥰

[@Aikeimei-o9v]

damn that hit in the beginning sounded harsh

[@vanishment-this-world]

him: yuor pretty hot, ngl, my sarcastic ass self tho...: im very flattered, agent bond. now where is the cocaine.

[@stardatezer0]

The way I choked on my midnight snack reading this fucking comment-

[@vanishment-this-world]

@@stardatezer0 i knew someone would choke on their midnight pringles reading that

[@imstupid2328]

This dude told us to eat 10 Chilli peppers ○-○

[@imstupid2328]

AYO WTF-

[@mocha3955]

"If thay have a machine gun and are like bow bow pew pew bow bow" **Me dying💀✋** "If I have a bodyguard the size of an elf watching over me" **💀💀💀💀💀✋✋✋✋✋✋✋"SIR IM 5'0 ELFS ARE 4'10"**