Ylvis - Alenemor | Stories From Norway (song) |

[@skuets5708]

I translated the lyrics for you English speaking folks 0:12 Everybody hates me Writing chronicles and talking shit about me Friends leave me The words whip, make bullet holes and craters in me 0:22 Didn't ask for any scene But now I stand here alone Life has become a drama. The Prince and the wrong lady See! Now she is talking on TV 0:31 Deep inside, you feel the thoughts everyone's thinking When they see you on the street with a prince in hand And old retirees spit yellow saliva (As accurate as possible translated) And they hit me in the forehead, and I hate that 0:41 Hi, I don't know you But you're just throwing shit at me and laughing at me Fuck! These streets are cold, ass Being royal sucks balls, ass (Ass is not actually a butt, but a Norwegian word used as a kind of "For real") 1:28 Do you think Maud used to smoke a lot of crack, or what? Do you think Olav was sitting high on the streetcar, or what ? Do you think Sonja had premarital sex, or what? Are you stupid? Are you stupid? 1:38 Not a chance you're gonna marry our prince Not a chance you're gonna move in to Skaugum farm Not a chance you can bring this little kid of your's The little loser isn't Haakon's child 1:47 We don't like boys that are born from before And we don't like girls born in the south Si-si-si-single mom Si-si-si-single mom 1:57 We like inbreeding, we like royal houses We like sailing, we like Solo-soda (Norwegian orange-soda) Si-si-si-single mom Si-si-si-single mom 2:06 You're not good enough, you're worthy You aren't good enough, you're terrible Si-si-si-single mom Si-si-si-single mom 2:16 They don't like boys that are born from before And they don't like girls born in the south And by the way: Æ - Pronounced like the first "E" in "Everyone" / The "A" in "Fan" Ø - A letter pronounced like the "U" in "Uhh"/"Fun Å - Like the "O" in "Forest" / The "A" in "All"

[@teeveee2758]

This. Song. Is. Sooooo goood!!!

[@jaschapreston5269]

I love the song though I don't understand Norwegian language. I wish that this will be reach 100 million views. Listening from Philippines...

[@shamsbashir]

Guys you're seriously talented. Your random flow of crazy creativity is so amazing and refreshing.

[@jonahlindhe756]

this song is so fucking good it is seriously one of my favorites! Extremely well produced.

[@TaiChiKnees]

I love it! These are all so good. I wish TV Norge had a place for us to watch all of them in one place! And with the subtitles they are easier to understand!

[@Amphibiot]

I think this song and their other song "Caviar"(aka "What will I say") are particularily interesting, simply because they are the only two Ylvis songs i know about that actually has a very serious undertone to them and are not straight up comedy.

[@gee1550]

Now I'm not sure if there's restrictions for viewers outside Norway, there could be - anyways TV Norge has released the "stories from Norway" episodes on D-play (without needing to be a member of the site): www.dplay.no/programmer/stories-from-norway Also it's possible to find them on facebook. They are not subbed though- . ^_^

[@GigaPlaya]

TV Norge has its own KZbin channel: kzbin.infosearch?query=stories

[@angeldelrosario2577]

Ok, Bård looked real good as Mette-Marit. But Vegard dressed as two other females was fantastic

[@Mochi12747]

Frrr

[@whitekoki]

Totally loving this series. I recommend it to everyone who moved to Norway. Does anyone know any original interviews with people shown here? Is it possible to see them?

[@AS-xh7so]

Press conference, Mette-Marit... Press conference...

[@olanordmann1276]

Fy faen så jævlig bra dette er

[@TheRealGimmle]

OK, so Alenemor means - Single mom, but this song MUST have subtitles, it's AWESOME... this is what I managed up until now.... everyone hates me Writes chronicle and talks shit about me Friends are leaving me The words whip, make bullet holes and craters in me Didn't ask for the neon scene But now I stand here alone Life has become a drama The prince and the wrong lady See! Now she is talking on TV deep down you know the thoughts that everyone thinks

[@armchair_expert]

I have uploaded a version with subs: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rYCraoeQa8Rkm6M

[@xtianzone2156]

Wow I love it this is masterpiece

[@KarimJovian]

English subs please!!!

[@armchair_expert]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rYCraoeQa8Rkm6M

[@argentinorecoba5944]

En kjempe stor 'Like'!!!!

[@dramadork001]

I have no idea what is being said, but I feel her pain.

[@kevinkeithrb8902]

It's more fun and amazing once I'd look for it's translation XD.

[@ylvisinternational1847]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rYCraoeQa8Rkm6M

[@pseudonym6169]

I really need subtitles:(

[@finna1791]

1:48 why does it sounds so funny

[@MariaPazHidalgoSánchez]

Zhopatarkana ylvis ❤😊😅 mariapazhidalgo Halo

[@joke3020]

oh btw, which program do you use?

[@Ritosick]

joke de clercq a few different programs

[@joke3020]

can I have the name of the one you used for this one?

[@suelydoriansilva8719]

o clip de remear da historia da noruega do ylvys não é este passante no yutubi porque

[@thecoolerbillclinton9671]

1:25

[@charlottenicole2771]

På ylvis

[@joyw4071]

Brilliant

[@carlingnugent]

Omg English subs pleeeaaaaaaseeeee

[@diegoestmar559]

I understand almost no Norwegian but i believe people hate her because she is a divorced woman and married the prince, and she is a single mother

[@carlingnugent]

Diego Estmar Ohhhhhh It makes some sense. She's a bit of a trashy wild card in the eyes of royalty. I feel like I'm missing some nuance but I think I get it.

[@diegoestmar559]

Just found another part of this episode in which she explains to the king and queen she has done drugs and stuff, its called castle on the hill

[@matheabelieber]

The song is about all the hate Matte-Marit recived when she was about to marry the prince. The people meant that she wasn’t good enough for Haakon because she had a shady past, with partying and drugs, and a that she was a single mom with a son and stuff. And all of this would probably be a shame to the royal family and stuff. And Ylvis are kinda making fun of all the people hating on her, because their just so damn jugdemental without knowing her at all. But love always win, and the people love her now ❤️

[@matheabelieber]

And their also making fun of a music type that is really popular in norway right now! Artists here make songs like this seriously, and then ylvis comes and make it for fun and makes it better than them 😂

[@makaylamills6626]

I have no idea

[@lucianos1990]

ingen som reagerer på refrenget høres ut som sigrid?!

[@stiaje]

Høres ut som Strangers!

[@고릴라-c5x]

HAHAHAHAHA