Ylvis - Get to know Bård - Thai massage - IKMY 09.02.2016 (Eng subs)

[@hannawater9955]

poor Bard :) The guy has an injured back after all...but after Vegard got tickled so badly in the other segment he probably deserved it ;). He`s a real cutie while he tries to remember Magnus parents names though. :3

[@StitchGV]

He's not wrong that men are usually more funny than women, and there's a reason: in comedy, you can't be afraid to make an ass of yourself. Women have more pressure from society to be sensual, proper, sexually desirable, and having a silly personality is kinda the opposite of that. Many women have this idea that if someone is laughing at you, then they're not thinking about fucking you, which means they're not taking you seriously and don't know how sexy you are under all that silliness. But society gives men more freedom (and sometimes encouragement) to be silly, to speak their mind, and just be who they are, so men tend to be better at being funny... They've had a life time of practice and nobody telling them things like "that's not proper" or "stop embarrassing yourself".

[@maryannd112]

+StitchGV I think that depends on where you live.

[@OlaNordmann123]

+StitchGV This is so wrong. Watch this for a real answer /watch?v=8S692f1tnuQ

[@heddahovden6525]

You haven't met me yet lol

[@canislunaticus]

+StitchGV probs tru xD

[@Alekpowah]

+StitchGV This is such a massive load of crap.

[@barbilovesmcfly]

(first time commenting, this is weird!) THANKS to all of you for the hard work, honestly. i've been here in the shadows for about two years now haha! i know subtitiling is tiring as hell and really hard (i do it from english to spanish sometimes) so im really REALLY thankful. still trying to work on my norwegian tho!! tussen takk folkens mitt navn er barbi, hvor er toalettet?

[@Quirentia]

+barbi z Bare hyggelig! It means a lot! I'm so happy to hear from you, who has been lurking in the shadows for so long! Great to see that you took this step to comment on a video. I especially appreciate to hear from a fellow subtitler, who really knows all of the hardships of subtitling. People talking fast and at the same time, finishing each others sentences (or two people talking at the same time while the third one is laughing loudly...), people speaking in odd dialects, people using made up words that you don't know if it's real words or not, people using expressions that is sort of untranslatable to English and so on. People who are just watching does probably don't think that there is much difference in a clip that is say 2 minutes long and one that is over 6 minutes long. But the difference in the amount of work it takes is huge. I encourage everyone to try to subtitle stuff though, it's fun and it's a great way to learn languages! I think it's so interesting that people are learning Norwegian, and I like that I'm a part of that by translating. The number of people in the world learning Norwegian must have had a huge rise in the end of 2013. The Ylvis effect. That would be pretty fun to study when I think of it. People all over the world starting to speak Norwegian. With a Bergen dialect. Toalettet er første dør til høyre! (Hope I got that right, I'm not Norwegian)

[@maijahaavisto5311]

They forgot the soothing powers of solsikke.

[@krba201076]

Vegard looks like a geisha in his mask and robe. He has such big eyes and nice features.

[@tb4954]

CrazyLikeA... dude agreed

[@michellekirkman5934]

so basically we know that bard is confident and knows very little about magnus :)

[@katekennedy4292]

and sexist :)

[@elizabethtrotwood8702]

@coinínbán no

[@elizabethtrotwood8702]

@coinínbán stop flirting with me ;)

[@maruchna87]

John Arne Riise :)

[@petchbah]

Haha. Thai message is good for relax 😂(I'm Thai)

[@jlastre]

I always see places offering Thai massages with happy endings. This does not look like happy endings.

[@michellekirkman5934]

love it lol

[@beckertamara4479]

a hahaahahahaha ylvis say mom

[@jeanett7331]

10 februar er min bursdag 😀😀😄

[@estermarie2731]

Off a meg 😐