Ylvis - The gene test (DNA) - IKMY 17.10.2013 (English subtitles)

[@sweetsyerra]

'We have aloe vera."

[@lynncooper2428]

One of my favourite interviews on this or any talk show, ever! I come back to it whenever I need a good laugh. As always, thank you Facebookies for all you do!

[@0AmyK0]

How funny. I stumbled upon Ylvis because I took a DNA test, which revealed that I'm a quarter Scandinavian. Came as news to me and my family. So I went online to learn more. These men are hilarious.

[@kian6846]

Very good show. These two couldn't deny they are brothers anyway - with or without the gene test.

[@ylvisfacebookies]

You have to turn on captions, click CC or the envelope icon. Or google how to turn on captions.

[@Kittymouth]

That little tiny "Turkish!" that Bard says at 4:03 just cracks me up so hard.

[@cedoria]

hahaha, it was so funny when she said "bård and calle is 100% European" that face on vegard

[@talkingbowl]

"Wait... you mean I really *am* Turkish?!"

[@ilikestew5719]

@Jamison Baylor Fuck off bots

[@lenangjf]

Vegard and his tiny Turkish origin

[@maryannd112]

This cracks me up. Bård is so happy with the entire thing and looks so proud when he pulls out the Aloe Vera. "It's been a pleasure"

[@ExtraNorsk]

"Vi har aloevera!"

[@skinsloveruk7406]

You can really feel the love between two brothers, these little teasing are too cute! :)

[@leenahusa1806]

this show should be broadcasted all over europe with english subtitles. i fucking love it!!!

[@TheNiennaTasartir]

Haha, one of the best episodes! Thank you so much for the subtitles!

[@SummerLeppanen]

Vegard's face when she's like "Bård and Calle are 100% European," and he looks like he's terrified that that joke about him being adopted might actually be true. Although the Turkish thing actually being 0.7% true is amazing.

[@ottov719]

Also because Ylvis have deep family roots in rural western Norway. In the mountaineous Sognefjord. Few people can boast Turkish "grandpas" there. Few people live there...

[@nomdefaitour]

Their reaction upon being told hey were 100% European would be denounced as racist in he United States. It's good to see people of European descent to be proud of their ancestry without being shamed as racists as the media in the States routinely does.

[@SummerLeppanen]

Aillas I don't think it would be denounced as racist, per say, but there's no denying there's something of an inherent implication of European superiority that might be frowned upon. I don't think there's anything wrong with being proud of one's heritage, it's just worth noting that European privilege is very real, and one should take that into account.

[@nomdefaitour]

Summer Leppanen You must not live in America if you think their actions wouldn't be denounced as racist. EVERY newscast EVERY day in the United States has a least one story about racism (this when America has an African-American president). Racial issues is what the news in America is all about.

[@SummerLeppanen]

Aillas I am very much American, actually. And I mean by reasonable human beings, not American media. The media I try to avoid because... well, it itself is racist and sexist and full of general bullshit.

[@MouseGuardian]

What does the Fox P-2 say?

[@fernandoangelrodriguezcort6080]

What a legend

[@ncwarrior]

These guys are so funny! :D I wish I was Norwegian so I could see (and understand) them on my TV

[@MrMrMariusT]

i'm norwegian, it's very cool to see international fans :D

[@joyc9450]

This was so fun to see Bard, Vegard, and Calle joking around as they got the results of the tests. They can make anything into a laugh. Typical brother stuff too. Of course, they HAD to do the heat test. I am a fan.

[@SuperKassaka]

yeah, you saw the video too?

[@notoriousbig3k]

one of them aint related to them as a brother hes a cousin

[@joyc9450]

notoriousbig3k Who is the cousin?

[@Crispy_Cringle]

notoriousbig3k not a cousin, just a friend :)

[@ThatToasty]

Really Great subs!

[@GoAheadTheHorse]

Thanks! :)

[@kathiedelkos9153]

thank you for the subtitles...very interesting information regarding the brothers!

[@musicfan189]

And the gene expert is just sitting there, when they do the pain test, all like "Why are they doing this? Why?" and looking exasperated....XD

[@varkokonyi]

Looks like she is very worried.

[@cjstone1992]

Thanks for subtitling, this is hilarious!

[@Ram875]

Thank god that video went viral, I absolutely adore them now....

[@TheStarling001]

She just looks so concerned with them putting their hands over the candles, cracks me up. Serious mum energy there.

[@bluetail1998]

BEST SHOW EVER!!!!!

[@leila2622]

Loved watching this...They're so funny :)

[@cozycushins]

What a cute bunch! Did not know that the Ylvis brothers were in their 30's and that Vegard even has three kids!! He is very good looking, good for him :)

[@maryannd112]

I thought Bård has 3 kids and Vegard has 2. (?) They've shown Bård's oldest 2 daughters on I Kveld med Ylvis. Bård's kids are older than Vegard's.

[@kittjagelmer2953]

***** actually, Vegard and Bard both have 3 kids, and Bard has 2 girls, but only sofie was on the show. Nora wasnt. He also has a son, Jens, but he is small. Vegard has a daughter named Emma, but she is little, A two year old son and and infant son

[@maryannd112]

Kittja Gelmer Thanks. On season 1 episode 2 they show a young girl and call her Bård's daughter, Christine. I bet all of their kids are adorable.

[@Martina-Kosicanka]

***** That was probably mystification with the Cristina. But Sofie you may see on the "jakten på en dansebandhit" video.

[@maryannd112]

kaphibarka I've seen the one with Sofie. She's adorable writing lyrics. I feel so silly believing a comedian's skit.

Glad to be european :) However, must say that Vegards 0,7% of non-european genes have done an excellent job.

[@talkingbowl]

I saw a picture of him with his family, and it's even filtered down to his kids! Strong Turkish genes are strong. :D

[@kittjagelmer2953]

talkingbowl Emma looks so much like Vegard omfg- She is tannish and has dark curly hair

[@AccidentalLyrics]

It was so funny that Vegard and Bard had to take their hands off the candles almost at the same time, and Calle is saying "Really, so soon!". Way to go, Calle!

[@mayalice123]

Can't believe how much credit is given to a DNA test that has only so little predictive test!!

[@cheekysmiley]

Well I don`t know how much credibility the 23&Me tests are given on daily bases, but in this case they are clearly just using it for entertainment purposes, not to discover some Higher Meaning of Life. (Thankfully.)

[@gggabriella2]

Vegaaard is amazing and soo talented.. his brother too.. and Calle is a badasss

[@lilmoth227]

I seriously love you person who uploads these videos with English subs!

[@RobRoss]

This is a great show. I'd watch it, even with subtitles! Maybe the boys should release a DVD of their show for the US market!

[@shaine26ful]

Another awesome vid hahaha... I can see how close Vegard and Bard are here...

[@DatKleinChaos]

great video, very funny when Calle looks up to his hand. And thanks for the subtitles

[@sunflowerariee]

This was so funny, i feel bad when the girl said that vegard it's only 99.3 european and he's face was just like: WHAT?? and he joke about being turkish xDDD and i really loved when they took the heat test and calle had to look down to see if the candle was up or down. These guys are beyond funny i totally loved them

[@mikosoft]

The song they play when Ellen Blinkenberg enters is the ending part of I'll Supply The Love by Toto

[@RocioVeronica]

Thank you! D:

[@EllaChinois]

Don't forget to press the "CC" button on the right end of the loading bar. Thank you for the subtitles. >3

[@grannyspecs1]

What does the FOXP2 say???

[@ineshasserson1990]

It was about their reading skills 👍🏻

[@Jackie_Tikki_Tavi]

+Ines Asserson he refers a song they made called "what does the fox say?"

[@ineshasserson1990]

+Jacob B (Whiteyjack) grannhspecs1 charged the comment ;)

[@Jackie_Tikki_Tavi]

eh?

[@freyahaglund816]

+Jacob B (Whiteyjack) no, its not. Its a reading skill. Srsly, theres a difference between "what does the fox say" and FOXP2

[@Arielia01]

3:07 "MAHMOOD" Killed me xD

[@fjoo]

Stay away from Heroin... you too Calle! Yes, but not as much as they! :p haha

[@fjoo]

Maya The Puga No, the dna test showed that Calle was more prone to addiction. So he must stay "more" away from heroin than ylvis. It's a joke on the word 'more', seeing as they all obviously stay clear of it. Not sure about the weed though. ;)

[@stineskauge2431]

no, he was less prone to addiction

[@runaki4405]

Fadaourl o

[@girotakeslr3472]

Has it gone 3 years without anyone correcting you?? wow. Internet, you disappoint me. Calle had typical genes, that means average. While Bård and Vegard had significantly higher risk. This means that Calle is not less prone to addiction than the average population. But he is less prone than the Ylvis-brothers.

[@twinleaf3076]

@@girotakeslr3472 Has it really gone two years before someone corrected you? Stine Skauge did correct fadaourl.

[@Frogmood]

Well, I guess I have to learn Norwegian now.

[@charryyyyyyyyy]

Mckenzie Boyle Same here

[@stevensavoie856]

Easiest language to learn for English speakers (in my opinion). It might be harder if you aren't surrounded by Norwegians though.. but it is a lot funnier to hear them say the jokes than to read them. Sometimes its more about how things were said, than what.

[@autumnakins7640]

Duolingo is a good place to start.

[@franckle]

As for me, Norwegian is very similar to German language

[@CStrailer]

Norwegian is a Germanic language so alot of words sound similar or/and is written similar to german. Stuhl (ger) = Stol (nor) = Chair (eng) Schule (ger) = Skole (nor) = School (eng) and so on. So its pretty easy for a norwegian to learn the german lanugage and the other way around :)

[@sheereinf2477]

'we have aloe vera'

[@yamilachanda5620]

I really hope that Calle quit smoking after that 42% average

[@talkingbowl]

Unlikely. Eric Clapton once said it was harder for him to quit smoking than to kick heroin.

[@jonmartin7429]

First of all I think Calle was ironically about the smoking although I cant be sure. Secondly is these type of tests not that secure.

[@joyeful]

Bård's reactions at 5:54, 6:34, and 8:23 had me dying of laughter, and then Calle just ended me at 10:09.

[@natyhitzsn]

that was funny and interesting, actually!! :D thank you for the translation! :)

[@redblood1864]

Bård and Vegard are so cute together

[@krba201076]

Vegard is a so very adorable! He has such chubby cheeks and big eyes. But, he looked like he was panicking during the country of origin section.

[@QWERTYUIOP-ed7sv]

duhh..😂 thats coz bård called it out earlier.. about him being a turk.. n mybe they r nt brothers..

[@fahqkthxbye]

Ok, so this definitely was the BEST show, I could not stop laughing!

[@GoAheadTheHorse]

On Android options for enabling subtitles are in the upper right corner of the video.

[@Matj1804]

i love this show :)

[@elizabethwang7408]

This is so funny!! Thank you !!!!

[@sleeper5297]

I use an iMac, the subtitles work fine :) Thanks for translating!

[@ansuhmayram]

I don't understand a word their saying but they are still entrancing.

[@ansuhmayram]

***** I have a bit of a problem. I cant read very fast. But it was still enjoyable, :)

[@jkahgdkjhafgsd]

***** you can slow it down -.-

[@ansuhmayram]

VLTFV Oh really!. I didnt realize. That'll probs help me forever more. Thanks mate. Haha it makes everything sound so silly

[@natsp4568]

"Good thing I smoke then" :D

[@smileyjan5596]

I LOVE YLVIS!!!!! I'm like stalking them after the music video "WHAT DOES THE FOX SAYS?" was released! I love them!

[@Mochi12747]

I LOVE THEM SOOOO MUCH TOOO!

[@johannes8300]

0:50 he's like "she got dat ass? nope" *sits down

[@RosinaRosinaRosina]

"vi har aloevera" I love one man and it's Bård

[@HowardSterling]

*High sensitivity to pain is actually a good thing.*

[@GamePhysics]

Howard Sterling Could be good and bad. You might be more careful about getting injured, but at the same time you might feel chronic pain worse.

[@zteaxon7787]

All depends on context. Moderate sensitivity but great resistance is best I think. If you can perceive a problem but it doesn't cripple you. There's no use to doubling over for every small inconvenience.

[@crystalDM96]

I feel the same way. He deserves way more credit!

[@Dubbidi]

Pleier lysene under gjestens navn å blinke til vanlig eller akkurat med henne?

[@katrinestenbekk6331]

Men sånn, fra spøk til alvor. Er dette to brødre som ikke er brødre?

[@fromnorway643]

Barn arver bare halvparten av genene fra hver forelder, og søsken arver ikke nøyaktig den samme halvparten med mindre de er eneggede tvillinger. At Vegard og Bård har litt ulike gener er derfor ikke noe bevis på at de har ulike foreldre, det beviser bare at de _ikke_ er eneggede tvillinger.

[@stevensavoie856]

Min DNAgbok / Min DNAiry. Brilliant translation.

[@StitchGV]

I really am a little worried about Calle though.. I hope he's trying to quit smoking after hearing this. :-/

[@maylenfjalestad6338]

StitchGV it was just a joke

[@Anitra714]

@@maylenfjalestad6338 I wish it was, but unfortunately he does smoke. 😐

[@veramarijamilutinovic3875]

I couldn't agree more with you.

[@reiroll5]

The brothers scream at the end was the best for me XD

[@paintinglulu4246]

@Geneviève Ladouceur You have to press the 'CC' button next to the 'HD' oder 'HQ' button :) hope i could help :)

[@MrEmrys24]

She's beautiful 😄

[@LaurenAnyone]

That little look Bard gives when she says he's close to the songbirds hahaha

[@UploadingFriend]

You have to turn them on, by clicking the small rectangular icon that looks like an envelope in the video window. But I've heard it doesn't work on mobile devices or Apple products - I don't know, it's just what I've heard.

[@QWERTYUIOP-ed7sv]

that 0.7% exotic genes... 👌👌👌hubba hubba

[@pixiegrrl69]

aloe vera!!! thanks for the subtitles!!!

[@Dragotheone]

Poor Vegard, Bård teases him so much xD

[@maryannd112]

But Vegard punches harder

[@danielamansur6803]

Calle its THE BEST!!!!

[@jonasengesgaar5080]

Hvor er alle de norske at???

[@felopeeontube]

It's funny how happy Calle and Bård seemed when it was announced that they're 100% European haha and Vegard's little celebratory dance at 4:10 was adorable. I cannot with Bård @5:56. That Bootay! So many great parts in this vid. I really like Calle's shoes too xD Thank you (:

[@MaayanRofe]

I think the fact that Bard had to focus on saying "summer"-y things instead of just screaming or swearing was something of a distraction that gave him the advantage in that test.

[@Pastorius333]

Actually BOTH of their parents have dark hair and eyes. In fact, their mother has dark hair and curls just like Vegard. It's actually very common for Europeans from anywhere Europe to have a minor percentage of "something else" in their genes. 0,7 % is nothing special at all. They just exaggerated it for "show value" and because they know that most people don't know enough about the subject to know how extremely little of a sensation it is. plenty of Norwegians/other euros share Vegards results.

[@karlfredriknilsen9135]

Subs in English Try no 2 or 3 in the choose boxes down right in the picture.

[@karlfredriknilsen9135]

English text - click on the two line symbol looking like = in the right of the clock down right. It works here!

[@Aadibass]

10:47 Smooth Criminal!

[@henrikxnepstad]

Cool!

[@carlflyman]

Great to hear the band play some Toto here! 🤟😄

[@theelement3065]

Türkler her yerde :D Vegard da bizden asdadsda

[@Melissa-ik3pu]

dfsdfgasdf

[@TaiChiKnees]

The FDA asked 23andme to stop doing tests in the US for a while because people get the results and freak out. Also the FDA couldn't verify the quality standards on the tests run. Just FYI *shrug*

[@maryannd112]

Interesting, this is still one of my favorite scenes from I Kveld med Ylvis. How did you find out? Did you try to contact 23&me? I'm just curious. It would be funny to do with friends.

[@TaiChiKnees]

***** As far as I know, 23andme isn't doing the health-related test for consumers in the United States at the request of the FDA. You can find out what countries your ancestors came from. Of course everyone in the US is pretty much a mixed breed after the third generation.

[@maryannd112]

TaiChiKnees You're right about 23&ME. They have a disclaimer at the top of their website that they no longer do health related genetic reports. It's $99 to get a detailed report of the nationalities of your ancestors.

[@Keyaqp]

okay, where are the English subs?

[@Keyaqp]

***** Didn't mean to be rude at all, I love these guys! I was so happy when I found a 10 mins long video from their show, and then realized I can't find the subs. I swear there wasn't a CC button before (then reloaded the page and suddenly had one). My bad! Sorry. Thank you though.

[@sparkystours]

Fake it......

[@maryannd112]

***** There's one subtitle service that puts automatic subtitles and even when they are speaking English, the subtitles are wrong. This one looks good though. I love this. Thanks for all the fun videos.

[@maryannd112]

***** Linda M. does a great job.

[@whitepumpkin1]

***** caption button? wheres that?

[@Titania_Mehr]

Bård is a kind of a man you want as a lover, and Vegard is the one you want as a husband. Both are great, though

[@hakon7269]

Wtf

[@joeblow578]

Oh dear, I was trying to reply to another post by Klotylda Wyrobek, which referred to another episode with ice water...

[@ingeborgrosland2634]

Noen fra 2020 her??

[@juicemannen2470]

Ja

[@fromnorway643]

2021 her!

[@isabellajensen17]

Premiere for Ylvis' new music video today!!!!!! :D

[@crystalDM96]

Great, nice one! :D

[@sylvexia5990]

The caption button is lost ? I can't seem to find it. The CC button is literally lost. I'm not using a phone or anything, I can't seem to find it

[@KaregoAt]

I love this so much :D It's always so hilarious when they make fun of Vegard's looks! He does have a bit of an "exotic" look, I want to know more about his heredity.

[@curlywurly7240]

how do you find this out? I want to know how european I am because I'm irish but me and my dad have tan skin and dark hair and eyes its weird because they aren't irish traits.

[@purplemaureen9820]

I have to say I hate this one and I knew I would. I love Vegard and I think they don't give him enough credit. He is a fantastic singer, very handsome and talented.

[@Em13331]

It'd help if you turned the subtitles on.

[@thepurlfisher]

Just search 23andme and you can order a kit from their website.

[@isaiah513623]

Where are the English subtitles?

[@purplemaureen9820]

Vegard (34) is the oldest Bård (31) is the middle brother and Bjarte is the youngest.

[@heartchitect1960]

❤️❤️❤️

[@medikatara4653]

är bard och vergard halvsyskon, eftersom borde inte deras ursprung vara identiskt om de är helsyskon?

[@fromnorway643]

Barn arver bare _halvparten_ av genene fra hver forelder, og søsken arver ikke nøyaktig den _samme_ halvparten med mindre de er eneggede tvillinger. At Vegard og Bård har litt ulike gener er derfor _ikke_ noe bevis på at de har ulike foreldre.

[@Tubenuub]

Funny how Bard won the "hands in ice-water"-test, but has the highest pain sensitivity!