Ylvis - The gene test (DNA) - IKMY 17.10.2013 (English subtitles)

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Upload by Hilde M. Translation and subs by Linda M. English revising by Mana Nicola.
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[@Kittymouth]

That little tiny "Turkish!" that Bard says at 4:03 just cracks me up so hard.

[@0AmyK0]

How funny. I stumbled upon Ylvis because I took a DNA test, which revealed that I'm a quarter Scandinavian. Came as news to me and my family. So I went online to learn more. These men are hilarious.

[@kian6846]

Very good show. These two couldn't deny they are brothers anyway - with or without the gene test.

[@sweetsyerra]

'We have aloe vera."

[@cedoria]

hahaha, it was so funny when she said "bård and calle is 100% European" that face on vegard

[@talkingbowl]

"Wait... you mean I really *am* Turkish?!"

[@ilikestew5719]

@Jamison Baylor Fuck off bots

[@lenangjf]

Vegard and his tiny Turkish origin

[@joyc9450]

This was so fun to see Bard, Vegard, and Calle joking around as they got the results of the tests. They can make anything into a laugh. Typical brother stuff too. Of course, they HAD to do the heat test. I am a fan.

[@SuperKassaka]

yeah, you saw the video too?

[@notoriousbig3k]

one of them aint related to them as a brother hes a cousin

[@joyc9450]

notoriousbig3k Who is the cousin?

[@Crispy_Cringle]

notoriousbig3k not a cousin, just a friend :)

[@lynncooper2428]

One of my favourite interviews on this or any talk show, ever! I come back to it whenever I need a good laugh. As always, thank you Facebookies for all you do!

[@SummerLeppanen]

Vegard's face when she's like "Bård and Calle are 100% European," and he looks like he's terrified that that joke about him being adopted might actually be true. Although the Turkish thing actually being 0.7% true is amazing.

[@ottov719]

Also because Ylvis have deep family roots in rural western Norway. In the mountaineous Sognefjord. Few people can boast Turkish "grandpas" there. Few people live there...

[@nomdefaitour]

Their reaction upon being told hey were 100% European would be denounced as racist in he United States. It's good to see people of European descent to be proud of their ancestry without being shamed as racists as the media in the States routinely does.

[@SummerLeppanen]

Aillas I don't think it would be denounced as racist, per say, but there's no denying there's something of an inherent implication of European superiority that might be frowned upon. I don't think there's anything wrong with being proud of one's heritage, it's just worth noting that European privilege is very real, and one should take that into account.

[@nomdefaitour]

Summer Leppanen You must not live in America if you think their actions wouldn't be denounced as racist. EVERY newscast EVERY day in the United States has a least one story about racism (this when America has an African-American president). Racial issues is what the news in America is all about.

[@SummerLeppanen]

Aillas I am very much American, actually. And I mean by reasonable human beings, not American media. The media I try to avoid because... well, it itself is racist and sexist and full of general bullshit.

[@musicfan189]

And the gene expert is just sitting there, when they do the pain test, all like "Why are they doing this? Why?" and looking exasperated....XD

[@varkokonyi]

Looks like she is very worried.

[@maryannd112]

This cracks me up. Bård is so happy with the entire thing and looks so proud when he pulls out the Aloe Vera. "It's been a pleasure"

[@leenahusa1806]

this show should be broadcasted all over europe with english subtitles. i fucking love it!!!

[@skinsloveruk7406]

You can really feel the love between two brothers, these little teasing are too cute! :)

[@ncwarrior]

These guys are so funny! :D I wish I was Norwegian so I could see (and understand) them on my TV

[@MrMrMariusT]

i'm norwegian, it's very cool to see international fans :D

[@ylvisfacebookies]

You have to turn on captions, click CC or the envelope icon. Or google how to turn on captions.

[@ExtraNorsk]

"Vi har aloevera!"

[@TheNiennaTasartir]

Haha, one of the best episodes! Thank you so much for the subtitles!

[@AccidentalLyrics]

It was so funny that Vegard and Bard had to take their hands off the candles almost at the same time, and Calle is saying "Really, so soon!". Way to go, Calle!

[@cozycushins]

What a cute bunch! Did not know that the Ylvis brothers were in their 30's and that Vegard even has three kids!! He is very good looking, good for him :)

[@maryannd112]

I thought Bård has 3 kids and Vegard has 2. (?) They've shown Bård's oldest 2 daughters on I Kveld med Ylvis. Bård's kids are older than Vegard's.

[@kittjagelmer2953]

***** actually, Vegard and Bard both have 3 kids, and Bard has 2 girls, but only sofie was on the show. Nora wasnt. He also has a son, Jens, but he is small. Vegard has a daughter named Emma, but she is little, A two year old son and and infant son

[@maryannd112]

Kittja Gelmer Thanks. On season 1 episode 2 they show a young girl and call her Bård's daughter, Christine. I bet all of their kids are adorable.

[@Martina-Kosicanka]

***** That was probably mystification with the Cristina. But Sofie you may see on the "jakten på en dansebandhit" video.

[@maryannd112]

kaphibarka I've seen the one with Sofie. She's adorable writing lyrics. I feel so silly believing a comedian's skit.

[@sunflowerariee]

This was so funny, i feel bad when the girl said that vegard it's only 99.3 european and he's face was just like: WHAT?? and he joke about being turkish xDDD and i really loved when they took the heat test and calle had to look down to see if the candle was up or down. These guys are beyond funny i totally loved them

[@Arielia01]

3:07 "MAHMOOD" Killed me xD

[@fjoo]

Stay away from Heroin... you too Calle! Yes, but not as much as they! :p haha

[@fjoo]

Maya The Puga No, the dna test showed that Calle was more prone to addiction. So he must stay "more" away from heroin than ylvis. It's a joke on the word 'more', seeing as they all obviously stay clear of it. Not sure about the weed though. ;)

[@stineskauge2431]

no, he was less prone to addiction

[@runaki4405]

Fadaourl o

[@girotakeslr3472]

Has it gone 3 years without anyone correcting you?? wow. Internet, you disappoint me. Calle had typical genes, that means average. While Bård and Vegard had significantly higher risk. This means that Calle is not less prone to addiction than the average population. But he is less prone than the Ylvis-brothers.

[@twinleaf3076]

@@girotakeslr3472 Has it really gone two years before someone corrected you? Stine Skauge did correct fadaourl.

[@gggabriella2]

Vegaaard is amazing and soo talented.. his brother too.. and Calle is a badasss

[@krba201076]

Vegard is a so very adorable! He has such chubby cheeks and big eyes. But, he looked like he was panicking during the country of origin section.

[@QWERTYUIOP-ed7sv]

duhh..😂 thats coz bård called it out earlier.. about him being a turk.. n mybe they r nt brothers..

[@TheStarling001]

She just looks so concerned with them putting their hands over the candles, cracks me up. Serious mum energy there.

[@mikosoft]

The song they play when Ellen Blinkenberg enters is the ending part of I'll Supply The Love by Toto

[@RocioVeronica]

Thank you! D:

[@leila2622]

Loved watching this...They're so funny :)

[@fahqkthxbye]

Ok, so this definitely was the BEST show, I could not stop laughing!

[@MouseGuardian]

What does the Fox P-2 say?

[@fernandoangelrodriguezcort6080]

What a legend

[@Frogmood]

Well, I guess I have to learn Norwegian now.

[@charrizalasanas4831]

Mckenzie Boyle Same here

[@stevensavoie856]

Easiest language to learn for English speakers (in my opinion). It might be harder if you aren't surrounded by Norwegians though.. but it is a lot funnier to hear them say the jokes than to read them. Sometimes its more about how things were said, than what.

[@autumnakins7640]

Duolingo is a good place to start.

[@franckle]

As for me, Norwegian is very similar to German language

[@CStrailer]

Norwegian is a Germanic language so alot of words sound similar or/and is written similar to german. Stuhl (ger) = Stol (nor) = Chair (eng) Schule (ger) = Skole (nor) = School (eng) and so on. So its pretty easy for a norwegian to learn the german lanugage and the other way around :)

[@bluetail1998]

BEST SHOW EVER!!!!!

Glad to be european :) However, must say that Vegards 0,7% of non-european genes have done an excellent job.

[@talkingbowl]

I saw a picture of him with his family, and it's even filtered down to his kids! Strong Turkish genes are strong. :D

[@kittjagelmer2953]

talkingbowl Emma looks so much like Vegard omfg- She is tannish and has dark curly hair

[@RobRoss]

This is a great show. I'd watch it, even with subtitles! Maybe the boys should release a DVD of their show for the US market!

[@kathiedelkos9153]

thank you for the subtitles...very interesting information regarding the brothers!

[@cjstone1992]

Thanks for subtitling, this is hilarious!

[@ThatToasty]

Really Great subs!

[@GoAheadTheHorse]

Thanks! :)

[@Ram875]

Thank god that video went viral, I absolutely adore them now....

[@mayalice123]

Can't believe how much credit is given to a DNA test that has only so little predictive test!!

[@cheekysmiley]

Well I don`t know how much credibility the 23&Me tests are given on daily bases, but in this case they are clearly just using it for entertainment purposes, not to discover some Higher Meaning of Life. (Thankfully.)

[@yamilachanda5620]

I really hope that Calle quit smoking after that 42% average

[@talkingbowl]

Unlikely. Eric Clapton once said it was harder for him to quit smoking than to kick heroin.

[@jonmartin7429]

First of all I think Calle was ironically about the smoking although I cant be sure. Secondly is these type of tests not that secure.

[@redblood1864]

Bård and Vegard are so cute together

[@StitchGV]

I really am a little worried about Calle though.. I hope he's trying to quit smoking after hearing this. :-/

[@maylenfjalestad6338]

StitchGV it was just a joke

[@Anitra714]

@@maylenfjalestad6338 I wish it was, but unfortunately he does smoke. 😐

[@shaine26ful]

Another awesome vid hahaha... I can see how close Vegard and Bard are here...

[@joyeful]

Bård's reactions at 5:54, 6:34, and 8:23 had me dying of laughter, and then Calle just ended me at 10:09.

[@DatKleinChaos]

great video, very funny when Calle looks up to his hand. And thanks for the subtitles

[@natyhitzsn]

that was funny and interesting, actually!! :D thank you for the translation! :)

[@johannes8300]

0:50 he's like "she got dat ass? nope" *sits down

[@sheereinf2477]

'we have aloe vera'

[@natsp4568]

"Good thing I smoke then" :D

[@LaurenAnyone]

That little look Bard gives when she says he's close to the songbirds hahaha

[@LuvBugBlaqkHart]

I seriously love you person who uploads these videos with English subs!

[@EllaChinois]

Don't forget to press the "CC" button on the right end of the loading bar. Thank you for the subtitles. >3

[@QWERTYUIOP-ed7sv]

that 0.7% exotic genes... 👌👌👌hubba hubba

[@HowardSterling]

*High sensitivity to pain is actually a good thing.*

[@GamePhysics]

Howard Sterling Could be good and bad. You might be more careful about getting injured, but at the same time you might feel chronic pain worse.

[@zteaxon7787]

All depends on context. Moderate sensitivity but great resistance is best I think. If you can perceive a problem but it doesn't cripple you. There's no use to doubling over for every small inconvenience.

[@HM-yv9xk]

I don't understand a word their saying but they are still entrancing.

[@HM-yv9xk]

***** I have a bit of a problem. I cant read very fast. But it was still enjoyable, :)

[@jkahgdkjhafgsd]

***** you can slow it down -.-

[@HM-yv9xk]

VLTFV Oh really!. I didnt realize. That'll probs help me forever more. Thanks mate. Haha it makes everything sound so silly

[@RosinaRosinaRosina]

"vi har aloevera" I love one man and it's Bård

[@smileyjan5596]

I LOVE YLVIS!!!!! I'm like stalking them after the music video "WHAT DOES THE FOX SAYS?" was released! I love them!

[@Mochi12747]

I LOVE THEM SOOOO MUCH TOOO!

[@dennishaugen3198]

Bare eg så ser tebake på ylvis sinde videoer?

[@reiroll5]

The brothers scream at the end was the best for me XD

[@elizabethwang7408]

This is so funny!! Thank you !!!!

[@Dragotheone]

Poor Vegard, Bård teases him so much xD

[@maryannd112]

But Vegard punches harder

[@grannyspecs1]

What does the FOXP2 say???

[@ineshasserson1990]

It was about their reading skills 👍🏻

[@Jackie_Tikki_Tavi]

+Ines Asserson he refers a song they made called "what does the fox say?"

[@ineshasserson1990]

+Jacob B (Whiteyjack) grannhspecs1 charged the comment ;)

[@Jackie_Tikki_Tavi]

eh?

[@freyahaglund816]

+Jacob B (Whiteyjack) no, its not. Its a reading skill. Srsly, theres a difference between "what does the fox say" and FOXP2

[@sleeper5297]

I use an iMac, the subtitles work fine :) Thanks for translating!

[@Matj1804]

i love this show :)

[@theelement3065]

Türkler her yerde :D Vegard da bizden asdadsda

[@Melissa-ik3pu]

dfsdfgasdf

[@Titania_Mehr]

Bård is a kind of a man you want as a lover, and Vegard is the one you want as a husband. Both are great, though

[@hakon7269]

Wtf

[@katrinestenbekk6331]

Men sånn, fra spøk til alvor. Er dette to brødre som ikke er brødre?

[@fromnorway643]

Barn arver bare halvparten av genene fra hver forelder, og søsken arver ikke nøyaktig den samme halvparten med mindre de er eneggede tvillinger. At Vegard og Bård har litt ulike gener er derfor ikke noe bevis på at de har ulike foreldre, det beviser bare at de _ikke_ er eneggede tvillinger.

[@MrEmrys24]

She's beautiful 😄

[@KaregoAt]

I love this so much :D It's always so hilarious when they make fun of Vegard's looks! He does have a bit of an "exotic" look, I want to know more about his heredity.

[@carlflyman]

Great to hear the band play some Toto here! 🤟😄

[@crystalDM96]

I feel the same way. He deserves way more credit!

[@TaiChiKnees]

The FDA asked 23andme to stop doing tests in the US for a while because people get the results and freak out. Also the FDA couldn't verify the quality standards on the tests run. Just FYI *shrug*

[@maryannd112]

Interesting, this is still one of my favorite scenes from I Kveld med Ylvis. How did you find out? Did you try to contact 23&me? I'm just curious. It would be funny to do with friends.

[@TaiChiKnees]

***** As far as I know, 23andme isn't doing the health-related test for consumers in the United States at the request of the FDA. You can find out what countries your ancestors came from. Of course everyone in the US is pretty much a mixed breed after the third generation.

[@maryannd112]

TaiChiKnees You're right about 23&ME. They have a disclaimer at the top of their website that they no longer do health related genetic reports. It's $99 to get a detailed report of the nationalities of your ancestors.

[@pixiegrrl69]

aloe vera!!! thanks for the subtitles!!!

[@stevensavoie856]

Min DNAgbok / Min DNAiry. Brilliant translation.

[@F1Dimension]

Pleier lysene under gjestens navn å blinke til vanlig eller akkurat med henne?

[@felopeeontube]

It's funny how happy Calle and Bård seemed when it was announced that they're 100% European haha and Vegard's little celebratory dance at 4:10 was adorable. I cannot with Bård @5:56. That Bootay! So many great parts in this vid. I really like Calle's shoes too xD Thank you (:

[@danielamansur6803]

Calle its THE BEST!!!!

[@Pastorius333]

Actually BOTH of their parents have dark hair and eyes. In fact, their mother has dark hair and curls just like Vegard. It's actually very common for Europeans from anywhere Europe to have a minor percentage of "something else" in their genes. 0,7 % is nothing special at all. They just exaggerated it for "show value" and because they know that most people don't know enough about the subject to know how extremely little of a sensation it is. plenty of Norwegians/other euros share Vegards results.

[@noway4879]

You have 42% HAHAHA. So brutal lol.

[@GoAheadTheHorse]

On Android options for enabling subtitles are in the upper right corner of the video.

[@veramarijamilutinovic3875]

I couldn't agree more with you.

[@paintinglulu4246]

@Geneviève Ladouceur You have to press the 'CC' button next to the 'HD' oder 'HQ' button :) hope i could help :)

[@Lopitou]

Omg this was so funny xD

[@Tubenuub]

Funny how Bard won the "hands in ice-water"-test, but has the highest pain sensitivity!

[@Aadibass]

10:47 Smooth Criminal!

[@karlfredriknilsen9135]

Subs in English Try no 2 or 3 in the choose boxes down right in the picture.

[@karlfredriknilsen9135]

English text - click on the two line symbol looking like = in the right of the clock down right. It works here!

[@rosana15]

If you guys realise from most ikmy videos Bård likes to take a sip when he get nervous..

[@tosvus2009]

laughing so hard I am crying when she announces that Bard and Calle are 100% European, while Vegard is not! :-D

[@UploadingFriend]

You have to turn them on, by clicking the small rectangular icon that looks like an envelope in the video window. But I've heard it doesn't work on mobile devices or Apple products - I don't know, it's just what I've heard.

[@purplemaureen9820]

I have to say I hate this one and I knew I would. I love Vegard and I think they don't give him enough credit. He is a fantastic singer, very handsome and talented.

[@purplemaureen9820]

Vegard (34) is the oldest Bård (31) is the middle brother and Bjarte is the youngest.

[@Jackie_Tikki_Tavi]

Calle is just slow XD and pain doesn't reach his brain in time just like in the Tom&Jerry cartoons

[@isabellajensen17]

Premiere for Ylvis' new music video today!!!!!! :D

[@zinerox]

Vegard's FACE after Bård and Calle are announced to be 100% European is so hilarious

[@KunoBaka0908]

I feel like Vegard had been trolled so many times...

[@youtuberandomness2104]

«Aaah, Svir det no hos deg?» «Neh» hahahaha

[@poeven]

yeah, i have seen those.. bård can really be quite the annoying little brother sometimes! but being brothers i am sure they love eachother anyway :) also i am not sure if it really bothers him.. vegard has said before that he isnt able to talk about feelings and is not much of an emotional guy, so maybe the mocking doesnt sink in... :) - and they probably act different towards eachother on and off screen.. (at least i hope so - my feelings cant handle if it actually makes him sad.. :( )

[@Mochi12747]

YES SAME!! I hope it acutally dosent bother him!!! I love Vegard so much I only want him to be okay!

[@ingeborgrosland2634]

Noen fra 2020 her??

[@juicemannen2470]

Ja

[@fromnorway643]

2021 her!

[@thepurlfisher]

Just search 23andme and you can order a kit from their website.

[@sowefotome1162]

Vi har aloe vera!!!!

[@felopeeontube]

I still enjoyed it, but I agree that his talent etc. is often greatly disregarded. I won't say it's apparent in this context since this was based on genetic tests and although some of it it has to do with probability and predictions, it's still not some random listing of qualities/characteristics.