How to Pacifist the Dark Brotherhood

A detailed guide on beating the dark brotherhood quest on skyrim as a pacifist.
Done on the most recent version of Elder Scrolls V : Skyrim special edition. No mods were used.
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[@ymfah]

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[@MoonGodRher]

But can you beat the college of winterhold questline without magic ?

[@RenoKyrie]

@@MoonGodRher God damn it I was just going to say that XD

[@MoonGodRher]

Also has anyone seen Hoxton ?

[@averageethan4287]

PoWeRwOlF?????????????????????????????????

[@nicholasjackal4899]

Praying for no copyright strikes on this one brother 🙏

[@Cool_Lad_Stephen]

Protected NPCs >Alduin >Son of a Captain. >Some guy who lives in a mill. >Some dude hired by the Emperor

[@tornadowizard]

Lydia

[@sarunotaslt]

all permanent followers

[@yobitchcantfindme5288]

Hired by [ The Emperor]!? But how can stando hiring the ppl to do what they want?

[@currently_In_stealth_behind_u]

@@tornadowizard she can die

[@noahgauthier8316]

666th like

[@ZorotheGallade]

From a lore point of view this character is terrifying. Imagine the new Listener of the Dark Brotherood being known for their targets just...dying. Without any witnesses being able to point at them being assassinated, at least specifically by him. Whether they or someone near them succumbed to madness and involved them into a fight to the death, or combust in a mysterious fuel spill, not even the Brotherhood assassins themselves can trace their deaths back to him. Yet the Night Mother keeps rewarding and favoring him, which means he is still in the grace of Sithis. He MUST have killed those people, yet nobody can even guess how he does that. The only thing they know is that a contract made with him is even more of a death sentence than any other Brotherhood work, if such a thing is even possible.

[@roseolivas08]

Essentially, murder through gaslighting

[@kodanis2096]

This needs more likes.

[@totower9597]

What nobody is capable of noticing the strange naked man throwing spiders at people? He didn't technically kill but that doesn't mean he isn't sus af...

[@GnosticAtheist]

@@totower9597 Yes, but lore wise based on the silly definition of what a kill is, he has not murdered anyone. You know how that will show up in lore, especially in skyrim when the bards start singing.

[@chugiakjrtheplaywwright6461]

Stando Powah

[@Don-ds3dy]

The fact spiders can open doors in Skyrim is a terrifying prospect

[@dazcarrr]

it's jurassic park but significantly worse

[@SuperNerd9695]

dough dear. . .

[@LadyCoyKoi]

Correction... Exploding spiders that can open doors... very terrifying indeed.

[@aratheroddpumpkin]

Hmsorry what?

[@Don-ds3dy]

@@LadyCoyKoi well like exploding spiders are just bombs with legs, thats not really scary and the death will be quick and painless. Regular giant spiders are gonna crawl all over you biting nibbling eating you alive over the course of several hours.

[@not_that_person]

Astrid: "Jarrin Root, just one taste of it can kill a man." Ymfah: *eats it* *fucking dies*

[@rangopistacho6928]

Well she wasnt lying

[@lunatheglitcheddepressedbu9163]

Rango pistacho troo dat

[@howzittoyah]

He truly is a man then.

[@user-et8vm9cc3t]

Come on, who hasn't tried this ? :D

[@owendiaram3870]

I'd love if there was unique dialogue for that. Player *Dies to jarrin root* Astrid: By Sithis, not again. *Game reloads*

[@justrandomstuff6828]

"I'm a pacifist" Throws explosive spider at people's face "I didn't kill, the fire did

[@KittyKatty999]

"LOOPHOLE!"

[@ferociousmaliciousghost]

I didn't kill them! I merely just extinguish their mortal coil using Stray Spider!

[@snekers2038]

Ikr

[@soviettape5311]

400th like

[@hankclarke1945]

Caaaarl, that kills people!

[@xdude228]

Astrid, dying: "You must kill me" *Gives Astrid a free necklace* Astrid: *NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE*

[@dirusgray2968]

half dead woman sprang back to life, healthy as a horse she lunged at the dragonborn.The power of mighty talos healed her.

[@grefsteel3989]

The divines are truly wonderful

[@coromo4978]

the emperor :" well? I won't fight you, so we may as well get this over with " give him a sword the emperor : GET READY TO DIE

[@BigChickenGoesPoop]

Nazir "get out of my home"

[@kazmakazii]

I placed a Nightshade Flower or whatever it is called in her inventory to pay respects before she died, and when she got up and started attacking me I screamed (Before I saw this video, I wasn't aware of it at the time)

[@MoonPatch]

I need a version of Skyrim that has all of Ymfah's characters as NPCs, the archmage of the college of winterhold...which knows no magic, the retired-assassin that has never killed a man before, the warrior who's equipment is strangely weightless, the guildmaster of the Thieves' Guild renowned for breaking the laws of physics before breaking the laws of the state etc.

[@gamemaster1608]

No Magic Archmage would be too much OP, its like a buffed Ebony Warrior

[@MoonPatch]

@@gamemaster1608 Well he's a non hostile NPC, his only gripe is with one by the name of Godd Howard

[@gamemaster1608]

And If you're someone who order him to use magic

[@GregoryMom]

And the man who resolved the Skyrim Civil War… with absolutely nobody involved dying. Promise.

[@assassinosoldato92]

Don't forget the one who killed Alduin without even taking a step ever

[@catsareyes6446]

Astrid: “I’m... too weak.” *Gives her a cup* Astrid: *Gets up and starts attacking*

[@onetomanycups993]

Guess bitch don’t like cups

[@seneca4134]

@Your Local Meme Dealer hahaha, I thought that too

[@RepTheoAndFriends]

This is so wrong 😅 How you reverse pickpocket a almost burned person, so that they become aggro and someone else kills them.

[@elilundgreen645]

Love how she still goes "Thank you." in a weak voice after she gets killed

[@insertclevernamehere1186]

She isn't wearing any clothes though. Where are you putting that cup? No wonder she got so mad...

[@nija_2587]

> Punching a kid = 40 gold > Punching a dog = 45 gold Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

[@vee6884]

hahaha dude this made me spit out water i was drinking

[@Smileyreal]

There shouldn't be a bounty for punching a child

[@vee6884]

​@@Smileyreal I agree wholeheartedly except i dont because ymfah will put a spider on my face like grelod

[@twistoss7820]

This, does a put a smile on my face

[@vee6884]

@@twistoss7820 well now we have to deal with some spider/human race war

[@d-1ochatodopedaco240]

"what kind of cruel person are you?" People Killed: 0 Dogs punched: 1

[@RamonSard]

Diz o medic main.

[@goblingamer606]

I hope he does a run where he only uses scrolls

[@RicardoSantos-kh9rg]

He punched a dog, dude...

[@cwp2175]

@@goblingamer606 I can say I have never actually used a scroll in a fight. So that is an especially intriguing idea

[@dakotab.7244]

@@goblingamer606 people in Mitten Squad's recent Skyrim video have been asking for that

[@phantomkrieger2744]

Random elf in his underwear breaks into some kids house “you must be the assassin that I’m trying to hire”

[@crudboy12]

I mean if I was doing a ritual to summon an assassin and Killer Queen showed up, I would assume that I succeeded.

[@Macoinebak]

Where’d you get your profile pic

[@rangopistacho6928]

"Yes, ASSasin" FBI OPEN UP

[@KPhilipHH]

No no, that checks out

[@yazidefirenze]

*chooses to sleep for 24 hours* *Astrid kidnaps me after 30 mins* *Astrid endures the suffering of watching me sleep for nearly an entire f***ing day.*

[@2_-]

You sleep rather soundly for a murderer and fake assassin don't you?

[@Lazymindflayerwithcofffee]

Power play right here

[@amberhawksong]

Snork mimimimi

[@pivotmaster351]

@@amberhawksong a mimir

[@amberhawksong]

@@pivotmaster351 "Now I am become sleepy, the goer to bed." - J Robert Oppenheimer, father of the pjs, after drinking warm milk.

[@turgturg4479]

This takes some batman levels of pacifism. “ I didn’t kill them I just smashed there heads into the electrical box. The electricity killed them”

[@meatman4435]

Batman must justify it by saying "It's not real death, just brain death. "

[@lorekeeper685]

@@meatman4435 thats real death

[@survivorlietuva1440]

@@lorekeeper685 it's a joke genius

[@666Blush]

mew the mew r/wooooosh

[@itchykami]

Batman: "I don't kill people, the grenade kills people."

[@user-zg2mx2nq8m]

"How to Pacifist the Dark Brotherhood" Punches orphan child in his sleep

[@wes9777]

Metal Gear Solid 5 levels of pacifism. "Boss they're just kids, don't hurt them" *proceeds to deck a child in the jaw with a solid steel fist*

[@user-ln2go4xp6d]

@@wes9777 boss you killed a child? amazing mission complete that right there is why you're the best

[@joebenzz]

Magnificent!

[@Tuskor130]

He passed a fist through that child's face, it follows the rules

[@powerthunfischdesdonners3086]

its called being a paciFIST for a reason.

[@norealmagicever3292]

ive been playing the game for a decade and this is the first time ive ever heard of the mind control spiders. i love skyrim

[@electricant55]

Oh no, not the sneezing pic

[@DevinJuularValentine]

Ikr I had no idea spider weapons were a thing I had to double check if it was a mod or something

[@HueghMungus]

@@twizzlermind1986 Yeah Elder scrolls 6, it'll only take you 30 years to finish lmao!!

[@antaila]

I found out about them on accident with the mages college, I had a mod ig added the creation thingy

[@icedtease1973]

I remember finding an albino spider pod, but I had no idea what it was for.

[@insertclevernamehere1186]

Astrid/Emperor: "Please kill me, I won't fight back" Ymfah: (sticks hand in pocket) Astrid/Emperor: *"Peace was never an option"*

[@silver0kami763]

13:19 > Completed: violate the dark mother chamber. > Side quest: conduct an STD test.

[@ajanthony1356]

Clicked on the time lapse and immediately got a condom add

[@joshuakorynta3385]

@@ajanthony1356 holy shit

[@korkhik6297]

James Hetfield Google knows all

[@jeakol1389]

Astrid: YOU have to kill someone to leave the shack. ymfah: *uno reverse spider*

[@harrycozens01]

😂😂😂

[@EpictofuLord]

xzz

[@konataizumi4600]

ymfah: no u

[@PanSzawu]

“pacifist” *punches kid to instigate mk ultra victim’s suicide by cop*

[@sethwilson7088]

This is the most underappreciated comment on youtube

[@francodacosta4837]

Emphasis on the fist part

[@chickenwingbob2881]

Hey, if the kid he punched an’t dead it’s fine.

[@bluedogz1624]

You can literally just fling a kettle into Grelod's face and because she has 1 HP she just crumbles

[@glxy1111]

I remember the first time hearing astrid say "You're not leaving this shack until someone dies" and I thought she was now my enemy for the storyline so I killed her lol

[@catboygremlin]

Same here. It took all the food and pots I was carrying, and several tries, but I killed her and gave Lydia her sword. Never actually found the rest of the "kill the dark brotherhood" questline tho XD

[@kanoy7817]

I remember I was in the middle of a questline and I got pissed at her for interrupting it, so I just capped her ass.

[@nighttimeserenity2447]

So im not the only one who felt threatened by her and believed there was nobody behind me because i simply was too stupid to try and look behind me after the conversation ended XD?

[@rauntche]

Chad.

[@junkyardjoe1419]

Best choice honestly. Dark brotherhood questline is, disappointing to the max.

[@hunterst6321]

Next: How to complete the bard's college without singing Oh wait...

[@pretzelbomb6105]

The Greatest Challenge: Complete the Bards College by only doing things you’d expect an aspiring bard to do.

[@hunterst6321]

@@pretzelbomb6105 Gather all the instruments in Skyrim into one place....right?

[@hunterst6321]

@a number two numbers Instruments of WAR ....against hunger

[@shadesteel9247]

@a number two numbers no Patrick...

[@funydog5612]

@a number two numbers Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll.

[@Lilgattnocap]

My Jarl, there is a naked man running around your city, flying with a bucket and throwing spiders on people

[@myface3300]

This sentence reminds me of the explosive clay spiders guy from naruto.

[@wavestrider2160]

Leave him be, im not messing with another stand user-

[@sozony5585]

@@myface3300 You're thinking of Deidara! (I'm not trying to be rude, just helpful and informative!)

[@hoboninjaa]

"Is he harming or killing anyone?" "...well TECHNIALLY no-" "Let him be."

[@MrDannyhawk49]

*The Jarl with a spider on him.* "I dunno seems fine to me."

[@harrisonfackrell]

Fun fact: Grelod is intentionally more fragile than most NPCs, to make the process of killing her go as smoothly as possible, and to prevent a drawn-out fight, which potentially could turn the other orphanage inhabitants hostile. She can be reliably killed with impact damage from telekinesis.

[@placeswebreathe5814]

I believe she only has one hit point

[@analmilkshake_]

weak ass old lady

[@axelfirekirby]

@@placeswebreathe5814 I have heard that as well

[@sandro5535]

Same with emperor. So you can kill him by throwing an apple at him.

[@KanuckStreams]

That almost sounds like the "you could strangle these kids with a cordless phone" kind of weak.

[@TsunwoDere]

No matter how many times I watch this, I still laugh my ass off when he closes the door and the spiders just reopen it.

[@aeroga2383]

This guy's editing is immaculate. He does stuff like this in all his videos

[@icantranch9398]

"The Gourmet has killed the Emperor" -Man who killed the Emperor

[@GrassPokeKing]

It's Dishonored all over again.

[@Ezekiel_Allium]

The orc was just a cover story, the other dude was the real gormet

[@Pigmedog]

why would the gourmet do this?

[@TheOriginalElkstone]

@@Ezekiel_Allium That would mean the gourmet just sentenced one of his pupils to death to save his own skin What a hero

[@Ezekiel_Allium]

@@TheOriginalElkstone I mean the emperor pulls the same trick, and I find him to be one of the most likeable characters in the game in all your minute of talking to him

[@raijin_zenitsu6907]

"Hey Alvor, I like your Sword" Alvor: Yeah I made it, wanna buy it? "No but you want to buy it" Alvor: Huh? Oh here's money and thanks for my stuff.

[@maeves.w.7156]

"Heard about you and your honeyed words."

[@roshinn4068]

100 SPEECH

[@IMTHEMOTHERFUCKINGMAILMAN]

Don't think you can barter with me like I'm one of those damned shopkeepers

[@raijin_zenitsu6907]

@@IMTHEMOTHERFUCKINGMAILMAN yo i just came back bc of ur reply and saw 300 likes and must say thats pretty gay ong ngl thats very gay

[@Man-of-segs]

@@raijin_zenitsu6907 havent played skyrim? Its one of the guard's lines. Tell the guards or todd they are gay instead

[@bellatrix8247]

i always feel especially bad about killing narfi because on my first playthrough, i completed his quest to find his sisters necklace, making him so happy and thankful, that he considered me a friend and decided to show up at my wedding in riften, so i snuck him some gold before leaving. when i got the contract to kill narfi my heart sunk and i wanted to kill whoever put the contract out on him instead :(

[@CErra310]

The guards most likely did it

[@quintonhasissues8276]

@@CErra310 I was thinking the barkeeper tbh.

[@tomthestone1470]

@@quintonhasissues8276 that seems most likely. Not out of Ill intent of course.

[@kastoridesbobur]

If you do the quest for the necklace, narfy will give you ingridient for the dark brotherhood ritual, so hypothetically narfi just wanted to see his sister

[@stormbornapostle5188]

Narfi can give you human hearts and shit. I think he just killed his own sister and forgot about it.

[@ratchetanon1074]

Interestingly enough, you could've just helped Cicero prior to heading to Solstheim. He would've given you the 250 gold you needed to head there.

[@SneedFeedAndSeed]

"I won't be intimidated in my own orphanage!" >is outside the orphanage

[@theman6422]

CebuliX Menacing

[@jslaughter777]

“So Cicero wasn’t f*cking the Night Mother’s body?” I DIED

[@Linguineo]

Did you see the next quest thing? "Conduct an STD test"

[@letherbel5605]

Same hahaha

[@fueselwe]

You violated the Night Mother!

[@Galaxy-rj1kj]

@@flaccidpringle 8:35 look at Astrid’s crotch spider made her calm down in a weird way

[@feywildheart2878]

@@flaccidpringle G A A A A A A A A A A A A A S P

[@anaveragefellow3255]

Every time I see that stupid bucket with a handle under "Need", I just know it got really serious.

[@valeriepickard3765]

And every time we kiss I swear I could fly

[@ShiraCheshire]

Ahhh, happy memories. I did the dark brotherhood questline with almost 0 sneak. When I got to the wedding, I had neither the fighting ability to kill openly nor the sneak to hide it. What I ended up doing was to frenzy the wife. She takes what's basically a butter knife to the nearest person (her husband), and he retaliated with a gigantic murder sword, killing her. The bounty for casting that spell is almost nothing, I paid it off right away and waltzed out clean in the eyes of the law. It was funny that the quest after acted like there was some big chaos going on I had to escape, when really everything was totally calm.

[@BallisticCitrus]

I like how a pacifist run includes more explosions than a destruction magic only run.

[@zo0mah]

LOL

[@eel7818]

Well what did you expect from Killer Queen other than.. Explosions?

[@ISELLSALT]

interesting pfp there

[@supercool1312]

EXPLOOOOOSION

[@weskintime4177]

@@eel7818 (insert copypasta here)

[@stavroskyrtsoglou1411]

I think there's a Skyrim reference in this Jojo episode

[@Johncruel]

Ikr

[@PixelPalettes]

If only we could figure out where it was...

[@ineffabletryx6528]

Maybe it's the spiders? I can't tell...

[@spookyscaryskeletonsmith2840]

you dumb people its obviously just a big reference to meme man when there vegetal

[@c0smic_eve]

The reference is the dark brotherhood this is a subtle reference to the assasins in skyrim

[@niccruz144]

I lost it when Astrid, literally roasted and begging to die, sprang up after a botched pickpocket attempt.

[@jojothermidor]

I always liked that Astrid was chilling on top of a bookshelf. And then no other character does something like that in game again. Also, Astrid is one of the oldest Scandinavian names. It means something like flower.

[@masterrace921]

In court: “Judge I didn’t murder that man” “Okay then l, who did?” “The splodey spiders did”

[@breadwithtoast2947]

Spooderman commits genocide

[@dmitriygryaznov9210]

"Judge I didn't murder that man." "Okay then, who did?" "Well, you did, your honor." "I was forced to do it because he was controlled by the spiders YOU threw!" "In other words, you are biased due to vested interest, I will be petitioning the Jarl for a fairer court"

[@bronumero7334]

@@dmitriygryaznov9210 😂

[@onoe6007]

Splodey spiders sounds so incredibly cute lmao

[@ElwindMage]

*"How to get to the Cloud District often without talking to Nazeem"*

[@johnv605]

lol just kill him from stealth

[@thegreen3918]

*illegal techniques*

[@freshlymemed5680]

Death by mysterious circumstances...

[@franklynt9499]

That is simply not possible.

[@seba2000100]

Nazeem is a secret agent waiting for correct response...

[@sadsaxgaming2619]

Someone finally did it. They played the Brotherhood questline as Bethesda intended.

[@polalak2]

Well, sort of

[@insertunoroginalnamehere6189]

SPIDERS

[@raikitsunagi]

@@insertunoroginalnamehere6189 spooder

[@campbellstrickland7240]

26:34 I love the fact that he said “Rexus! Help me!” And rexus kills him

[@miro.georgiev97]

I mean, that _is_ helping.

[@kevint8026]

How to Pacifist Dark Brotherhood Step 1 : Be Spider-man

[@FilmsNerf2]

Spooder-man.

[@Itsprincesweets]

*k I r A q U e E n*

[@liamanderson7082]

Pizza Time. *click*

[@Marxist-Nixonist-Bidenist]

@@Itsprincesweets bites za dusto

[@SonicAdam]

Thinking on it now the guy being Spider-Man would've been a lot better than one big Jojo refrence

[@Jiraiya349]

Astrid : one bite of this potent deadly herb and... Hero : drops dead immediately

[@destrorso2505]

Astrid: one bite... Player:Za Dusto *RELOADS SAVE*

[@misterb3037]

Jiraiya349 I did that when I played and it did as much damage as a boulder trap

[@genbeuden2114]

@FuranDuron t

[@hazeltree7738]

@@misterb3037 So, death in a bottle encarnate times infinity times infinity?

[@gb9884]

Damage health discovered from jarrin root.

[@parkersalchak3506]

Fun fact: grelod the kind only has 1 health, so basically anything can kill her. Tossing an object at her very lightly is enough to kill her

[@Man-of-segs]

Finally, something i can kill with telekinesis

[@parkersalchak3506]

@@Man-of-segs telekinesis was practically designed just for killing grelod the kind

[@akiraigarashi2874]

@@parkersalchak3506 It's great for skipping puzzles and traps too

[@xd1712]

imagine guarding the emperor and suddenly a random bucket falls down in front of you

[@yung_ape]

So this is where Kira ended up after turning around in the Ghost Alley

[@kazzy2974]

so he is a merc in skyrim

[@johnv605]

Nah, just his stand.

[@theFrozenfires]

Well, now we know what he saw when he turned around: "Hey you, you're finally awake"

[@hanma4166]

man doge

[@claudiofabian1054]

*Gets dragged into Hell by the ghosts hands. *Everything is dark. *Darkness fades... "Hey you! You are finally awake..."

[@KurosakiNaturo]

"Dark Brotherhood but Pacifist Route" Next video: "Beating the Skyrim main story but in Morrowind"

[@urfork1]

Franco Martins couple weeks time and it’ll be “beating oblivion but in Skyrim”

[@PunkZombie1300]

@@urfork1 Well the Skyblivion team is starting to release content in chunks so maybe.

[@KnightErrantRen]

Well, first of all, through CHIM, all things are possible, so jot that down.

[@clinkerskun]

Damn grey skin. Go back to Morrowind.

[@kazmakazii]

"Civil War but No War"

[@Gonz_Ap]

Lol I didn’t realise until now: 7:06 It says at the top left corner “Cicero will remember this”

[@entropic-decay]

me, playing skyrim and eating a sandwich: what a beautiful duwang

[@Cascade7155]

My brother

[@senatorstevenarmstrong2807]

And then some kid takes your sandwich bag

[@PowerfulSkeleton]

*chew

[@pluguts0198]

*c h e w*

[@luketwo1]

Random Guard: THE GOURMET HAS KILLED THE EMPEROR. *guard who stabbed the emperor to death*: Yeah totally

[@hunterst6321]

Plot Twist: The guard's name was 'The Gourmet'

[@SoaCrow]

[EMPEROR CRIMSON]

[@etcetera1995]

Just another praetorian rebellion.

[@thundergaming155]

It’s King crimson not emperor crimson

[@SoaCrow]

@@thundergaming155 You completly missed the joke.

[@Am4gedon]

"So Cicero wasn't fcking the Night Mother's body" you are a genius

[@theomegablade6415]

followed by "conduct an STD test"

[@colossusslayer1234]

"I won't fight you... unless you put stuff in my pockets, that really grinds my gears"

[@iforgot8376]

"So you're an assassin?" Dragonborn: "Yes, but actually no."

[@ventavelns4694]

Alternative Title: How many protected NPCs are part of the Dark Brotherhood quest?

[@aidanEFG]

I've played Skyrim for easily 1000+ hours and never knew these spider things existed wtf

[@AJ-sl7be]

Did you not play dragonborn dlc?

[@aidanEFG]

@@AJ-sl7be I played it through dozens of times. Idk how I missed out on these or forgot about them.

[@itsallwayspouringo]

Loli there part of the telvoni wizard’s quest line

[@puglordabove3070]

I found them like a month ago and I used them so much

[@diobrando9842]

@@itsallwayspouringo bold of you to assume I did it

[@dylansheaves4743]

Random wood elf: *suplexxes grelod* The children: *cheering* Grelod: you don't scare me

[@mr.dr.kaiser4912]

Dark Brotherhood: You must kill. ymfah: Peace was always an option.

[@sunnyd9321]

Safe at last. (Closes door) *Spider opens door* (Video cuts off)

[@Thelegend-tm2nv]

But how did the spider open it

[@chiefchief2871]

@@Thelegend-tm2nv it just pushed it open

[@aundersave]

The legend 27 it had another spider grab the handle

[@farresalt4381]

@@Thelegend-tm2nv, it just works. For them. XD

[@paulstillman4949]

< To Be Continued I \ I

[@orukarm]

I like how he could’ve just downloaded a mod to make killer queen, but instead he was committed to doing it vanilla style just to stay true to form and so people don’t think he’s cheating with mods

[@airhornsound]

I really loved the visual of all those ghosts crowded behind that gate as if they weren't...ghosts. That, and charred Astrid just yeeting herself up because you pickpocketed her.

[@user-qs9vk6bk7v]

What next? College of Winterhold without using magic? The Companions without using melee weapons? Civil war quest without discrimination?

[@Ellimist000]

The first two are easy

[@SktrBCULrB]

That last one is reverse racism against the ever oppressed gammers.

[@manmanboyboydudedudeguyguy2800]

@@Ellimist000 dont you need to use magic to heat and cool that one thing

[@SuperVALERock]

@@Ellimist000 you have to use a Ward spell at the initiation thing

[@EnrocaLaRoca]

@@SuperVALERock Spellbreaker: *Allow me to introduce myself*

[@LewisVerified]

Oh yes, this is what i like to see after playing some skyrim for 3 hours.

[@aaronbenson5410]

Try 8030

[@joshuakorynta3385]

Those are rookie numbers

[@OrchidAlloy]

There's no gaming like meta-gaming

[@dragobane4728]

Perfect name for this video as well

[@LewisVerified]

@@aaronbenson5410 i meant i just played for 3 hours before this..

[@Unknown_Source]

Seeing a mostly naked and burned Astrid get up and walk around is so cursed

[@leonardomafrareina7634]

It's been 12 years since Skyrim came out and 3 years since this video was posted, and it never gets old, what an amazing game.

[@TheLegend1800]

This is pretty much the opposite of your Thieves Guild challenge. Thieves Guild: Lots of (crimeless) killing, no crimes or bounties. Dark Brotherhood: Lots of crimes and bounties, no killing.

[@trackernivrig]

Yeah, good point.

[@spikymarshmallow7611]

Considering the factions are out to do the inverted of each other, yeah. XD

[@RaTicanD]

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

[@Antorion]

"I beat Dark Brotherhood while being a Pacifist!" "How?" "I threw 5 kinds of spiders in people's faces. And used UNO Reverse Cards."

[@flatd13tsoda56]

What do you mean by uno reverse cards?

[@mr.slightlymad4496]

@@flatd13tsoda56 I guess reversed pickpocket trick

[@flatd13tsoda56]

@@mr.slightlymad4496 I think he meant when he traveled back in time. But that's Jojo, not uno.

[@toastytoaster2797]

@@flatd13tsoda56 No, it was when the NPCs sic the guards on him, but then he uses the mind control spiders be like "no u"

[@samsterling3332]

you know, ive never given it any thought before, but I just realized, considering you made your character look like Killer Queen, you knew you where gonna use the spider explosives from the get go, which raises my respect for the amount of work that goes in these videos, as that means you either a) had this all planned out and still did all the extra shit, or b) you did multiple playthroughs, one where you tried out all this, and the one that we get to see

[@Ryotaiku]

These videos give more insight into Skyrim's shortcomings than most attempts at legitimate critique of the game.

[@PhantomSavage]

This is one of the best edited things I've ever seen.

[@PhantomSavage]

@The Gucci Banana All correct except that last one, bud. I really don't give a shit if you like or dislike the comment, I'm just stating the obvious fact that this glorious man has talent.

[@herocatgirl7112]

Wilburgur: Hold my Skooma

[@CallMeSlade]

@@PhantomSavage haven’t seen many talented youtubers now have you lol?

[@MotiMota15]

U mean annoying

[@cosmopx1855]

@@CallMeSlade can't you just agree and move on?...Geez

[@Mustang-wt1se]

*guard sees man flying on a bucket* Guard: "I'm going home now"

[@thelonelyghost1634]

"By Talos, this skooma stuff is strong"

[@Wolfbane1677]

"By the nine I need to stop drinking on the job."

[@Polomance862]

"My jarl, we have brought in a new criminal." "He is guilty of throwing spiders at people who seem to lose their minds!" "Well.. we can charge him for the crime of assault." "What of the spiders?" "We don't have any laws about throwing spiders. Charge him for the assault and move on!" "Shouldn't we confiscate the spiders from his loins?" "Why would we do that? You offering to do it?"

[@JorgeTorres-vr6zt]

"Buying gf" in runescape text.. bringing back old memories.

[@michaelgroh7733]

Lmao yes 🤣

[@TurboToadnt]

"Killer Queen has already touched the doorknob" *child screaming*

[@franktidepod8724]

Dragonborn: _Rises through the ranks of the Brotherhood without taking a single life._ Night Mother: *_Wait, that's illegal._*

[@learnmore8771]

Oh Yeah Yeah

[@ZEROmax105]

Dragonborn: "wHaIt ThAtS iLlEgAl"

[@exothornoblerbaker1314]

Can you play through as a dumb blonde or dizzy youth

[@Miguel.0678]

666 likes....

[@CaptainRed1000]

So's murder. That would be my response.

[@ghetis396]

17:22 You can hear Heart Attack's creeping noise in the background, I love it

[@mdot-gb4un]

Random dud: “nO yOu cAn’t jUst paCifIst tHe dArk BroTherHood” ymfah: *Hold my spiders*

[@jgloukas]

The time when Bethesda releases a glitchless game will be a tragedy for us all

[@AC1000Terror]

The impossible is nothing to be scared of.

[@shoyouagun]

Bold of you to assume Bethesda will ever release a glitchless game

[@matejbosela9093]

>Glitchless >Methesda Choose one and One ONLY

[@dragonslayermasterornstein83]

Judging on the game fallout 76. I'd doubt that will ever happen

[@Jaime0007]

So you are going to complete the dark brotherhood questline without killing anyone Ymfah: well yes, but actually, no

[@kioye9453]

I've watched this video five times and I just realized that the reason why the mind control spider is called heirophant spider is because of heirophants mind control ability that's used like once throughout JoJo jesus christ that's clever

[@002DrEvil]

I managed the abandoned shack part with Courage spell and Targe of the Blooded. I think they have only 1HP so they die instantly normally. Courage increases their health, and then shield bash allows enough time for bleeding effect to finish them off.

[@IRUNASSULT]

The Dragonborn just wants a quiet life

[@surrk1057]

IRUNASSAULT What a beautiful sweetroll duwang

[@lemex27gamesnshit]

what a beautiful winterhold

[@RianKashfi]

Nah dude Calixto just wants a quiet life and some more hands.

[@surrk1057]

Faiyaz Kashfi Rian Shit, I remember now, he’s the Windhelm killer.

[@wujek7616]

**click sound** **explosion**

[@jaluprameswara0703]

"Have you heard of the High Elves?" DAMN THIS GETS ME EVERYTIME

[@vurrunna]

Pretty sure I laughed for a full minute at that one. It's perfect.

[@brosephnoonan223]

Have you heard of the ((High Elves))

[@IronicHavoc]

I like how the restrictions of the challenge actually come across like weird stand rules. The bit at 10:30 especially.

[@kazikmajster5650]

I fell off my chair on that "Why are you here? JUST TO SUFFER

[@commitsniff370]

"Completed: speak to Astrid Objective updated: Conduct an STD test" The little details.

[@TheRealFobican]

This cannot be an original quest..

[@samalcorn1336]

I was about to type "i dont get it pls explain" and then it clicked THOT DETECTED

[@delvinnguyen3799]

Pasta Sarmonella E-Specialé Oh yes it is 😏

[@Rockgod17]

Thieves guild: hey we need help Ymfah: have you tried not stealing College of winterhold: hey we need help Ymfah: have you tried no magic Dark brotherhood: he we need help Ymfah: have you tried- Dark Brotherhood: yeah we know not kill- Ymfah: SPIDERS Dark Brotherhood: *jojo's intensifies*

[@alextikasz5976]

Companions: hey we need help Ymfah: have you tried vampire form with no armor no weapons

[@MulettoMotorsports]

Kars: ACDC! VAMPIRE MASKS...for spiders Acdc: OOOH!

[@ShaqNasty557]

@@alextikasz5976 Have you tried using magic?

[@AverageDunce]

@@alextikasz5976 dio's first battle: *Y e s*

[@K24B]

Lol, on my first playthrough, i became arch mage without using any magic, cuz my build is warrior (mostly stealth archer xD) so i defeat all the enemies only using sword and bow. And at that time i dont even know that college is for mage 😂

[@serious9973]

I know you wont probably see this, but i just want to say that your channel was a great discover for me. Jojoreferences everytime, ridicoulously high skills and knowledge about the games you cover in these videos, some of them my favorite games of all time (Fallout, Elder Scrolls...), and great video editing and sense of humor that makes them very enjoyable. channels like this give me hope that there is still quality content on KZbin.

[@Pyro_Shark___]

You should use netch jelly more, it paralyzes you so you can negate 100% of fall damage if you eat it right before you hit the ground

[@selectivepontification8766]

Dark Brotherhood: So you want to kill people for a living ymfah: Well yes but actually no

[@KittyKatty999]

Pacifist, Definition: Someone who uses zero violence. Video: *Throws spiders at people, to force them to hurt others.* Seems legit. XP

[@Dukstless]

He's a technical pacifist.

[@gnomechewer1351]

@@Dukstless The best kind of pacifist.

[@jasonsweeney890]

The little details...

[@TheGreatCreator101]

Should be called "Dark Brotherhood Without Killing" I guess? Since there's technically no killing as far as the game is concerned.

[@nopressure6986]

And punches old ladies

[@Predator20357]

“Oh he’s going to have people kill themsel- Killer Queen had already touched the spider

[@elilundgreen645]

24:05 Astrid was literally burned alive and barely has the strength to stay alive, let alone get up. *Until she gets reverse pickpocketed*

[@matthewoconnor2742]

Wow, This is a masterpiece. I like how 'pacifist' is exploiting loopholes and becoming an arachnomancer. Also new skyrim content in 2019 is nuts

[@5T3LTH]

Agreed. Also fyi skyrim vr is the best thing on vive or occulus plus a ton of new mod support for vr is really boosting skyrim again.

[@popopop984]

5T3LTH Or they could make a new game...

[@5T3LTH]

popopop984 that would be ideal. Right now most newer vr games just feel like mobile games compared to modded skyrim vr

[@louthinator]

@@popopop984 they are making a new game... TES6 was announced at E3 2018

[@fehiy4269]

@@louthinator yea... for 8 years already lol :D

[@Joeggurnaut546]

「STAND MASTER」 Killer Queen Requiem 「STAND NAME」 Eye of the Spider 「ABILITY」 Living a quiet life

[@aarona1c]

You are gifted as an editor, and you constantly leave me with a sense of awe.

[@pink4566]

I just love how smartly these videos are written, - you don't see intelligent writers explore these frontiers very often. While ymfah is technically a murderer, he never has a direct hand in these people's deaths. This pretty much absolves him of all guilt, meaning he can just keep going while avoiding punishment. One of the only characters in recent history that can truly be classified as a genius - and ironically most of this stuff flies over the average youtubegoers head. On top of that, he's really just a good guy stuck in a dark place mentally, so you start to question it... the things he's doing, are they really that bad? One of the best characters ever written.

[@wujek7616]

He just uses his stand

[@justrandomstuff6828]

I think you're overthinking it, it's just a very stupid idea put into practice

[@pink4566]

bro its just a copypasta '-'

[@jordanthomas7702]

@@justrandomstuff6828 :/ missed the point.

[@TheDragonCat99]

Astrid: * is lying on the floor, burned to a crisp, barely alive, asking for death * Dragonborn: * steals something * Astrid: * leaps to feet immediately, arms raised for fisticuffs * OI MATE UR CRUISIN FOR A BRUISIN

[@matteomancini7069]

24:12 "You dare invade my home?" *You Picked the wrong House Fool!*

[@GKiernan01]

"What is this madness?! Rexus! HELP ME!" Rexus: *Proceeds to run him through with a greatsword*

[@sios9065]

Ymfah : pickpocket *get caught* Red spiders : Get him boys