Triforce! #69 - Birds, Balls and Buses

Triforce! Episode 69! Pyrion has some bus horror stories, Sips still loves nature and Lewis tells a worthy dad joke!
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[@austinkehoe6624]

lewis hits the dads with the dad joke of the century with no hesitation Hah

[@Steve_Keen]

Oh god, I have a cold right now and was coughing for like 20 seconds.

[@hawksandwich4742]

26:59 I spat coffee into my notebook. Every time I see that coffee stain I'll think of the joke :')

[@lucashall8761]

Thank you for saying that. I wanted to save the timestamp.

[@squidapple9662]

I love how the Triforce podcast consists of nothing but early setup scenarios and callbacks to them halfway through every episode

[@Finicky9]

Squidapple that is British comedy in a nutshell though isn't it?

[@coolnoah8183]

Needless to say if you use the electric trimmer down there, the doctor no longer needs to do the vasectomy 😂

[@poromenos1997]

but... i use one like that... It can be done!

[@MultiWhatever007]

I'm using an electric trimmer and it's completely fine. Can't imagine using just a razor tbh, it's a friggin jungle down there.

[@poromenos1997]

Hugh Jass actually I tried razor yesterday. Much easier! Use shaving foam/gel too!

[@Manhole87]

I do it once or twice a week. No doubt there has been a few occasions of a unbridled scream scaring my neighbors

[@MrDisgruntledGamer1]

i dont even know how people get the idea to use a trimmer like bro wheres your common sense??

[@seashake]

"how does she fit in there?"

[@jebbo-c1l]

IcarusDesigns lmao this was a great episode

[@lucashall8761]

I hope someone animates this.

[@calebwilliams5819]

Where is it at?

[@literatemax]

@@calebwilliams5819 27:00

[@calebwilliams5819]

@@literatemax thx mate

[@coreym8783]

Three personified triangles, two dads and one lebanese kid.

[@kwazooplayingguardsman5615]

Corey M the only Lebanese child that I would support.

[@Gordozinho]

?

[@theacer3aper]

Lebanese "dad"

[@jhawk8085]

Thank god, I was getting serious withdrawals.

[@MrLittleDuck]

Favourite bit at 27:00 Pyrion: Friend of mine works in tv Lewis: how did she fit in there? Pyrion: -Triangular death stare-

[@sirryanofwiley]

I genuinly enjoy watching the animations of these faces. I could listen to this in podcast form, but I prefer seeing the heads talk lol especially when they did the car horn noises 😂

[@4ftermarch]

Ryan Wiley the artists are definitely underrated! It probably takes a shitton of work, for something they could just as easily not do altogether. We appreciate you, Triforce artists!

[@zoravar.k7904]

Dan April The artists don't do the animations by hand. They use animation software that binds the input volume from their mics to a preset animation. This is why they combined Pyrion and Lewis in the episode when they used the same mic. With that said the way they chose to do Pyrion's eyes is awesome.

[@steel3020]

Squirrels are okay- But Pyrion- Seagulls are terrible- You ever had a bird steal an entire bag of chips from you? It kind of enforces the hate in you- And their noise is fucking unbareable- From Kent, the seaside of England.

[@SparkieNeisti]

I second this. From Devon: a place where idiots actually feed the damn things.

[@TheMinecraftHype]

Sparkie3222 I third this. From Australia, where most of the population is within 30 minutes from the beach at all times.

[@TheMinecraftHype]

James- Nope. Seagulls that live away from high populated towns and cities are just as likely to hover around to scab some food. They may be a little more timid when not used to people - but that doesn't stop them most of the time. :P But hey, can't blame em for trying.

[@elmo56781]

I live in a pub, and my bedroom has a skylight. Seagulls wake me up at 5am every...freaking....morning😭 I hate them -from Swansea, Wales.

[@chrisjackson8047]

add chili pepper to your bird feeder, apparently birds can't taste spice but other critters can.

[@benny802]

69, nice.

[@jerish2125]

Noice

[@andylordy177]

Nice

[@idot3331]

Nice

[@sufangkong771]

It fits with the title too. *bbbbbbBALLS*

[@benny802]

Who’s fully erected lads?

[@Rundrop]

That's like how Alex North was hired to compose the soundtrack to Stanley Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey. He wrote and recorded the entire score and didn't find out that it was completely unused, Kubrick instead favoring the Stauss Temp Tracks, until he was at the premiere.

[@Kraany]

Here in australia cicadas get so loud they can cause hearing damage

[@La_sagne]

dont put cicadas in your ears!

[@CreepycommentguyGG]

"a spruce maybe?" good input sips lol

[@kingkuma4112]

About Damn Time. Glad to have you lads back.

[@Lavaicle]

PYRION: 'squirrels are disgusting!' ALSO PYRION: 'seagulls are majestic!'

[@yeoldenew]

Pyrion’s cat chattering sound, god bless

[@Scarlett90]

Can tell Flax doesnt live near the coast if he thinks seagulls are majestic - We literally cant put the bins out until shortly before they're collected, because the seagulls WILL get into it and through your rubbish across the street

[@Terinije]

Put some chili powder in your bird feeder with the seeds. That'll keep mammals away but won't impact birds.

[@MrLiam123266]

I love the way Lewis thinks

[@greyforge27]

This was a much anticipated podcast, I needed this

[@WickedRainGaming]

Lol was literally just looking for a podcast to listen to, holy shit the timing never disappoints

[@Xanthanarium]

These driving/bus stories are insane. I've never experienced that kind of crazy behavior here in Colorado

[@earlgrey2130]

Gotta admit.. i love squirrels. They're super cute. What's not to like?? I'll take them all. Not problemo. You can have all the spiders in return!

[@MrDisgruntledGamer1]

they eat my fucking strawberries they must die

[@WildWestRaider]

I loved this episode so much. When Lewis left, and Sips and Pyrion were left to their own... I love Lewis but I could genuinely enjoy a podcast between just them.

[@phraggers]

I work in post production and I can tell you 100% that an editor working for a year on a film and the director to not use it is literally one of the worst things I’ve ever heard, if you’ve never seen it first hand you don’t understand that it isn’t work, it’s their meaning of life, their name and their soul

[@pulsekwabblekwabble2738]

39:20, Where's the terroriser soundboard when you need it.

[@goosemaster5million316]

This is the first time I've been awake thro a whole triforce in a looong time

[@JTsavage7577]

This is the milestone we always wanted

[@InkGraffiti]

The fact that pyrion likes pigeons makes me very happy

[@mclovemoffin5977]

A fox would definitely eat a baby if it got the chance

[@TheGhostOfAGamer]

I love squirrels... specially with grave and mash! :D

[@TheDodo1111100]

well I just went for a 1hour run and before the run i looked if the podcast is out and now just as I return home im devastated

[@xenophyte]

hoooweee, sips playing fallout new vegas! sorry, still haven't moved on about that

[@Exnem]

New California was just announced, don't care about 76 anymore.

[@bee2bee880]

Almost makes ya’ wanna wish for a nuclear winter, eh?

[@aabernethy2482]

you should do a vid of all the yogscast dad jokes ending with lewis' dad joke at 26:54. like if you think its a good idea!

[@waahaah861]

He played it for 1 stream and stopped...

[@5Andysalive]

You mean Sips reading chat and donations to a Fallout NV screensaver?

[@rdizzyc9439]

The squirrel thing depends on which type it is, it is illegal to injure or kill red squirrels or even cut down a tree if they are nesting in it. If they are grey squirrels though you can shoot them.

[@RufusOmega]

Why would you, though? Just because you're technically allowed to do something doesn't mean you should. What have the squirrels done to deserve that?

[@jebbo-c1l]

You need one of those spinning bird feeders PFlax. When the squirrels try to climb on they just spin off

[@danwaterstone9540]

Squirrels are really tough, you can shoot them alot of times with an air gun before they die/ fuck off. but it does work. We put the feeder in the middle of some grass and cover the poll in vaseline so they slide off.

[@xantog9422]

Yes. I love y’all

[@johnpaddock7761]

38:19 listening to this while at the bus station, I agree pflax

[@dylxnmcdowell5757]

Pyrion and lewis: Sqwhereruhls. Sips: Squral

[@brainfuck9000]

maaaan, the first time that I hear the shaving against the grain thing, nobody told me that xD

[@olliewhite9329]

brainfuck9000 yup.

[@finntraynor3904]

well your surrogote dads have now told you

[@h1r086]

All it means is you get a closer shave and if it's too close, the hair will be cut short enough to be covered by your skin healing over it (in-grown hair). You can still do it if you're confident you won't get that. I use a straight razor though.

[@coolnoah8183]

h1r086 I use a regular razor and I shave with and then against, and also at 90 degrees to. I was never taught, I've never cut myself, and never had ingrown hairs. Am I just really gosh darn lucky?

[@brainfuck9000]

I do first with and than against, but as soon as a get careless I cut my self xD, shaving in a hurry usually doesn't end well :'), so I guess you are

[@mayhem296]

Oh my science, the bit about the needles cracked me up..

[@blaglif]

this is the best to watch stoned

[@RmosDtC]

In UK, the native red squirrels are in decline, affected by the spread of the introduced non-native grey squirrel. Squirrels carry disease, e.g. lyme disease. Probably as bad as rats, although carry different diseases. So, don't get bitten by a squirrel.

[@ervinkorri4144]

I hope Josh likes Triforce, because I would love to see him edit these.

[@Minox_]

Malaria, do me. - Lewis, 2018

[@TheEighthDay0]

I think the joking at the beginning about the NHS reflects a lot on how people view healthcare in the UK.

[@Gabesuazophotography]

When Lewis left to pee but his cartoon was still blinking, it made it feel like he was just not talking

[@dicio4001]

Seagulls are brutal. I had like a gang of 5-7 circle me, wanting my food. Like low swooping rounds near me, I was afraid they shat on me or came from an angle I didn't see and grabbed my food. They were really aggressive on the ground also, coming near me with a 1 meter radius. Literal bullies. Had to move next to more people in the park to get them off of me and my friend.

[@crashdudes911]

Hahaha Rekt M8

[@em.freyaa]

Once my brother and I found a dirty needle on a bus...that was fun 👌

[@happylego9141]

27:00 it took me so damn long to get that joke

[@lemon1797]

I peed multiple times while watching ocean's eight but I ran to get back to fallen kingdom. I really enjoyed the film.

[@jamestiffin5553]

Quality dad chat

[@Finicky9]

Squirels are chill as fuck where I live

[@4ftermarch]

TBH I come here for Sips and PFlax, but Lewis was fkn GOLD this week.

[@ItsRinaldo]

I think I remember seeing that guy at that TI.

[@uncertainlyluke6719]

Thank you!

[@elmo56781]

Thats me....i love squirrels 😂

[@iamkyran7307]

Put oil on the pole so the squirrel cannot climb up lol

[@snelly69]

I like how Sips has been living away from Canada for so long he thinks -15 is unconfortably cold

[@111cvb111]

Squirrels are basically fancy rats. Mice are cure though. Rats will chew through your body to get to where they need to go.

[@theacer3aper]

Lewis doing the nagging lady voice becomes closer and closer to a parrot noise

[@devilvocano420]

Woah the triforce episode number

[@Ringo_ChanSan]

I FUCKING LOOOOOVE TRIFORCEE

[@mrelephant2283]

*The Two and a half Dads are back in town* *(the dads are back in town)* *doo da da doo*

[@hadriilham2219]

Ah yes more Triforce.

[@ben1204]

I went to see the Jurassic World film today... Literally everything lewis just said is spot on. It's entertaining but it feels olds already

[@smallerthanlife7664]

Voluntarily Smell-A-Bit

[@ethos1592]

i was working on artwork of a fox while listening to this

[@tomahan044]

Wow, there are ads on this vid. It is not even demonetized

[@theacer3aper]

Lewis finally graduated!

[@hugbugDS]

I like Squirrels.

[@dovahkiinlumar5479]

"malaria, do me!" Lewis 2018

[@MiotaLee]

I love squirrels and seagulls. In fact; I love all animals.

[@quarterpaul5712]

Weewww! I love squirrels!

[@PotentiallyAndy]

I’m so glad I decided to eat left over hot dogs at lunch time (USA) and listen to the podcast at the same time.... mmmmm hairy balls

[@WraithPlays]

Red Squirrels are so cute though!

[@kirkrotger5139]

My old boss has a pet squirrel.

[@ReadySetMineTime]

Bumblebee Cabbagepatch

[@Evi_5]

Me too Lewis, me too

[@j.lerner5766]

*Instantly Nuts*

[@andrewlogan9556]

Ha lethal weapon taught me that too

[@Kallikukurinn]

"Make movies for people who don't watch your movies" in other words, the Last Jedi.

[@orpheus9282]

I wish Lewis's avatar went cross-eyed when he went to the loo. Or a png of a toilet shows up behind his avatar. Or both.

[@meowsers775]

WOO!

[@EPWillard]

i don't think jurassic world was bad enough to warant the star wars analogy

[@Scio_]

Confirmed: Pyrion is _right_ into Pokémon.

[@SurlyHannah]

Episode 69? nice

[@alexfairweather9009]

I am literally the angriest driver known to man.

[@05-6pangloss8]

YEEEEEEEEES

[@jakeowens7990]

FINALLY

[@NibblerPDX]

I feel blessed. 26 years old and still no hairy balls

[@chapothe]

Should be called addforce!!

[@E_0mas]

ball shaving talk to manscape sponsorship pipeline

[@seamonster4554]

tree birds

[@ginsen7662]

Just so you know. If there red it's illegal but greys your fine.

[@fintandavies1977]

how the fuck is a pigeon gonna get chopped up by a chainsaw

[@mrminecraftcubeable]

they did surgery on a tree

[@nana-rt6zt]

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