Triforce! #79 - Teach Me How To Croggy

Triforce! Episode 79! Pyrion had a case of the Bad Dads, Sips visits the Princess Pavillion, Lewis has some supressed memories!
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[@joes100]

I am really appreciating these regular episodes! Thanks so much guys it's super awesome to have some regular triforce during exams.

[@harrywoodward4282]

Yup Midterms are much easier with these guys to listen to!

[@caldx5067]

During thesis as well, even when my native language is spanish (>.>)

[@awzome8888]

I'm so mad they started uploading these regularly as soon as finals came around. Fuck you Lewis.

[@coldsaviour1770]

​@@harrywoodward4282❤❤❤

[@Rurumeto]

Hey Triforce bois I am your biggest fan - not in terms of liking your videos -- im just literally physically the most spherical and large fan you have

[@itsmonsta8614]

But do you have 3 long blades spinning at your centre?

[@apexofascension1854]

But do you have 4 vastly different ecosystems at your centre?

[@Rurumeto]

@@apexofascension1854 sadly not

[@Rurumeto]

@@itsmonsta8614 2.5mm thick aluminium-zinc alloy

[@TheGarryModder]

That's a bold claim xD

[@matthewdowner3057]

Now that's some good, consistent U̶N̶O̶ Triforce

[@rowan4684]

This kind of makes me want to see Pyrion as a guest on Uno

[@gabrielvalencia7647]

Now I'm really spoiled, keep it coming bois

[@jonahc-p8551]

Lewis thanked me personally, what a polite 14yr old Lebanese child

[@bensurinal556]

wow

[@thehappychappy6396]

Only in England can you talk for a full 50 minutes about waiting times 😂😂

[@edwinlee2343]

Ha!

[@Nadaters]

it's free, but you get what you pay for

[@Woolley_like_sheep]

This is the real good shit, best thing to come from yogscast

[@Arcane0shadow]

im a type 1 diabetic and during one visit to A&E i almost went into a coma after waiting 5 hours without being seen because i wasnt a 'priority' the NHS might be understaffed but the people who admit you need more training to identify serious problems

[@davethesecond331]

I am Indian and I approve what Sips said...... The animation industry is just terrible!!!

[@CntrazZombie4]

Honestly, the American Hospital system is EXCLUSIVELY private, and EVERYTHING cost a fortune. One my brother popped his arm out of his shoulder socket, and when the nurse was having my mom move his arm for the X-Ray she accidentally popped it back in. The X-Rays were never taken, and after 3 fucking hours of waiting, came back with a $400 hospital bill. Go America. We are best, or something.

[@zoro115-s6b]

UK: Wait six hours to get told that it's fine and you should just take a painkiller and go home. US: Wait six hours to get told it's fine, you should just take a painkiller and go home, that'll be all your material possessions, and you need to sign this to give us ownership of your soul once you die. If I had the option, I'd face long wait times any day over having absolutely no chance of getting treatment for something EVER because I can't afford it. But it's not a choice between those in the first place. Privatized healthcare means long wait times and corners cut to save money, AND it makes you broke. But, I guess we should just keep letting people die of easily curable conditions because they don't have enough green paper. Because anything else would be COMMUNISIM.

[@jarlbreadmaker]

You'll find most nations with average or better healthcare tend to mix private and public. Generally that's how I think most stuff should run, but eh, that means I'm a capitalist pig or communist scum according to some.

[@edwinlee2343]

There is a 3rd option. NS

[@michaelbrachais9875]

Here in murica were too much in debt for us to give out free healthcare and benifits. Were too much in debt to be democratic. Vote Republican.

[@ArlanKels]

Thing is that by having public government based hospitals they create a cost baseline for medical procedures. The government basically strongarms the insurance companies into being reasonable.

[@destinyblossoms]

Yay triforce on my birthday, sweet!

[@vicgoogle4514]

DestinyBlooms Happy Birthday man

[@DoughnutDude]

A new podcast... let me close my tab, clear my history and get to it.

[@Blitzkrieger17]

come to the US where half the women you know are registered nurses, you still wait 8 hours, they give you a band aid, and then they charge you $500 for the bandaid!

[@bennyboy1237]

Pyrion, when is the Bodega book coming out?

[@theundeadturtle1369]

When hell freezes over my friend

[@molag9911]

he should actually make a book with visuals

[@trmaline9272]

Realistically christmas i hope

[@skrrtle360]

Yo guys I got some good news.

[@Smilomaniac]

I've gone through a bunch of symptoms this month, been to the ER three times (spit up blood, chest and shoulder pain), main hospital at the heart clinic once (they said it was a heartsac virus), in for an x-ray (to check for lung cancer), the GP and a gastro surgeon for an endoscopy (to check for an ulcer - it sucked balls). I still have chest pains and occasionally spit up blood. Don'tmake my mistake and be patient, don't be a "team player", complain as much as you can and don't accept bullshit answers from the doctors. They have an education and experience, but they jump to conclusions and default to "it's probably just this" when they don't know what's wrong, in the hopes of you getting better in the meanwhile.

[@molag9911]

Hope they get Sjin on for the Christmas live episode!

[@Madcatcomix]

This didn't age well...

[@amberdawn2296]

@@Madcatcomix Yeah, who would've thunk it?

[@brendancarrick1252]

I learned ages ago that if you're waiting a long time for your results, it's nothing serious. If it was, they'd see you straight away.

[@skiingotter777]

I would trust Ben's Mum to give me life advice

[@fevre_dream8542]

Generally. We do miss some stuff, usually with things like abdominal pain (could be gastritis, could be AAA, who knows! You get an acuity 3 whee) unless you look pretty awful. With cut and dry injuries if you're stable you wait. Honestly it makes me mad when people get up in my face about their wait times after I spent hours taking care of an unstable asthmatic or something. Yeah I know your knee hurts but you're breathing buddy.

[@vineveer4358]

Oh geesh, Pyrion. Best dad ever. Once got my foot stuck in the spokes in the back of a family bicycle and my dad started peddling even harder.

[@elliottforan1386]

I had to wait 6 hours in A&E before I was seen and turns out I had sepsis, it could easily been a death sentence. I completely agree with Pyrion.

[@icykickflip]

Sips said it the best “Flax doesn’t like it so it needs to be changed”

[@Davidofsmeg]

Sips calling our Lewis's passive-aggressiveness was hilarious 39:06. that and the Scroggy 44:18

[@teucer_]

Sips and Pyrion having children so we don't have to

[@jmjedi923]

It's really surreal to come from listening to the podcast where pflax said that he would die for NHS, and now he is saying he hates it

[@mostdysfunctionalfamily2725]

Reminds me of the time i hurt my hand during PE at school and the nurse told me that i must have just hit it on something real hard and badly bruised, it was swollen and hurt but i sucked up. When i got home my mum was worried and said i needed to go to A&E.. after 3 hours waiting for the X-ray results they just said i was fine and it was badly bruised.. 3 Days later i got a call telling me the doctor who reviewed it was wrong, i've broken and we need you to come back so we can put a cast on it.. Well Fuck me, thanks for the expert opinion NHS xD

[@zfbx]

No problem guys, thanks for the personalized shout out :D 0:28 lol

[@bigor6077]

Sipses disney story had me dying

[@oliver9964]

the constant episodes are amazing. This podcasts makes my Wednesday!

[@Psiloocybin]

Sips, your explaination of the gal bladder pain is actually enough to get myself checked out because ive been experiencing the exact same thing, and its fucking awful thank you my god the sore stomach with no nausea is ass thank you triforce.

[@MrPotterrable]

The exact same thing happened to my sister when she was 7 years old, and she broke her ankle really badly and it took her almost 15 years to fully recover and her ankle is still weak even now. You got lucky!

[@DoughnutDude]

3:41 " Dads are meant to take a few chances" Pflax 2018... and now we know the story for how his first child was born

[@naseemmiah6135]

Wow, didn't think I'd find a new triforce on my birthday. Best gift all day!

[@lukebater-watson1781]

14:35 oof lewis , i can imagine "but what if my daughter was one of those people dying" being a thought that came to flax's head

[@kingkuma4112]

I wonder if my death's hourglass story I sent to pyrion via twitter made it on. Probably not.

[@greyforge27]

It's a crime that these don't get more views

[@KyleDB150]

"if they had even twice as many nurses" they don't grow on trees mate

[@beardington3rd]

There's a special place in hell for people who leave key stroke noises on.

[@fugyfruit]

Lewis sure is really good at spewing random meaningless garbage all the time

[@vishysalmundi9137]

this is the most times I've ever heard the words "princess pavilion"

[@KeroroGuy62]

I love the little recaps you guys give during the episodes. :)

[@jmoreland4]

Pyrion's phone idea to replace waiting rooms is actually genius.

[@fevre_dream8542]

I think if you want a call back to come into the ER you're probably better off going to an urgent care or calling your primary honestly

[@bpm1999]

thank god for you guys mentioning turning the god damn key clicks off

[@wolffang209]

This bring life to me.....thanks jonah, Becky, and tony

[@HackJeaney]

Croggy - to give a person a ride on your crossbar.

[@slinky6481]

People taking advantage of social welfare? Imagine my shock.

[@ryanjswift1]

My dad has a critical illness and he went to a&e and he had to wait for 8 hours before he was seen to then let go. And the next day his consultant saw the files and whisked him in for 3 weeks.

[@RileyJFox]

The point about the hospital system is 100% right. When I had to take my mum to the hospital because she tried to overdose on pills after discovering my dad had an affair. We told the receptionist what the problem was and still hadn't been seen by a doctor almost two hours later. While I was desperately trying not to let my mum fall asleep my grandma went to the receptionist and told her the problem again explaining how ridiculous it was we hadn't been seen yet. It was ONLY THEN the receptionist asked what the drugs were, and when we explained they were Beta Blockers (designed to slow down your heart rate) we were seen to immediately. What Pyrian is talking about is absolutely right, the system we have in determining queues is ridiculous.

[@KerryBenton]

Flax @ 18:45 "Noooo....." Fuckin' a yes, man. That happens ALL THE TIME here. Or they do take 'em in and guess what, it's a LOT more than a hundred pounds fucking sterling for a nurse to hand you two fucking tylenol and a cup of water in an ER.

[@TimmehTRP]

@ 4:30 Exact same thing happened to me and my dad. Lost one of my front tooth hehe. Even with him throwing himself underneath me.

[@Lone_Archiver]

just don't do it like here in the states, where med care is 3k dollars for something that should only cost 500$ in most places

[@TheSpacecraftX]

Pflax advocating penalties for going to A&E for stuff a GP can do when he's done it. Cal Adoc (the non emergency NHS number) on 101 and they'll advise on whether to go to the GP and get it wrapped or prescribed for or to go to A&E.

[@manleystanley69]

Listening to this while I take my Spanish Final. Sips describing his childhood of heartburn and gall bladder problems, I am currently waiting for mine to be removed for the exact same reason, trapped gas and all. Thanks so much guys!

[@sp00l]

New Zealand has public and private A&E's (Accident and Emergency center's) Which seems to work just fine. not sure why there wouldn't be private ones elsewhere.

[@ActivationComplete]

If you want to fix the NHS, give it SOME MORE FUNDING. Stop inventing new ways to punish sick people for 'not being sick enough'

[@StephenLydiate]

are you sure it was A&E and not the drop in center as ive never waited long in the A&E, though i do admit that ive only been in A&E if i really really needed it, the drop in center is basically out of hours GP where the people who should fuck off out of the A&E need to go, luckily in our local Hospital they tell those people to leave A&E and go next door to the out of hours, which i think is generally better than a regular GP as my local GP's misdiagnosed my rare form of psoriasis for years, giving me fungal treatment etc... (which made it worse), but the out of hours spotted it when i was there for another thing entirely, and not i have treatment which within a single day turned my psoriasis spots from looking like deadpool skin spots after his transformation, to completely flawless skin, no scars nothing no marks nothing. So i cannot ever complain about the NHS locally to me at least. As for the phone idea Pyrion, they already have that, you just need to ask the receptionist.

[@alexbutler9442]

I was once in an A&E for 4 hours sat across from a girl with a Peppa Pig soundboard. The same 5 seconds audio clip. Over and over. Over and over. Forever. Playing in my head. I can hear it on the back of my eyelids.

[@DavJos82]

Pflax if she’s not comfortable on the back of the bike (way safer than the bar), just buy two of those little foot rest to put on your wheel axis. It helped my little sister when this happened. I’m Dutch btw so this happened to literally everybody I know. Not a big deal but might be a good idea to get the foot rests. Must be available on Amazon.

[@deadname2191]

I know Pyrion won't read this but I had the literal experience he described with appendicitis in January. I went to the GP 2 times describing my symptoms and then about 5 days later I was still felt horrible so I went to A&E and sat there for about 2 hours throwing up in agony. By the time I saw a doctor and had a bed my appendix had perforated and infected fluid pockets were filling the area around it and forming abscesses to the point where I couldn't get surgery. So I had to deal with a perforated appendix and agony for an extra week in hospital whilst on strong antibiotics simply because a specialist wouldn't see me before a receptionist.

[@StreamingSunrise]

happy to be one of literally dozens.

[@belgianstar]

When I was 9, I had an appendicitis as well. I had a diagnosis from my doctor and yet I sat at A&E for 4 hours, screaming my lungs to shit. Then it took them another 5 hours to get a surgeon ready and the day after they told my mum "yeah, it would have bursted in 15 minutes or so"

[@bardenegri21]

I don't know about the UK but the public ER sounds exactly the same as here. Over here in the asshole of Europe (romania)I have a paid subscription to a private chain of hospitals and their ER is specialized in pediatrics, so no waiting over an hour. The state run ones are hell on earth.

[@liquidpiss7368]

Pyrion getting on at the entire medical system for the fact that he felt guilty and panicked.

[@miawgogo]

the A&E story sounds like a Mix of under staffing and tech that does not intergrate with eachother well, also more places need to do it like bristol, A chrildrens hospital and A&E that is seprate from the adult hospital so drunkards dont clog up stuff for children and concerned pairents dont have to worry about clogging up adult A&E(although non-serious stuff that can be solved with first aid that should be dealt with by the parents or a pharmacy)

[@ParGellen]

As an American I will be the first one to admit our healthcare system is borked to hell but I always have a chuckle when I listen to Lewis rant about how Americans won't spend $100 to save their kids' lives. Lewis please grow a clue mate. That is not how it works at all.

[@GoodwinGhost]

god, when flax was explaining the child watching indian wheels on the bus for an hour. fuck me, that's why I hate babysitting for little kids. fucking mind melting

[@datoorion]

So... yogscast likes Nevada eh? Fuck las Vegas.... I invite you to go camping/ hunting

[@liamscherl2019]

The thing about America is we would have gotten in to see the doctor immediately, however we'd have to pay $30,000 just for that 2 minute interaction

[@MarioStar92]

Sorry, that's me. I don't give a fuck about my phone being loud or not.

[@mclovemoffin5977]

Medical departments don't take priority based on the most noise... they do it based on what they see to be the most serious... it sucks having to wait but that's how it is.. is there bad assessment? yes... but there are people literally dying. I've been in the same situation having to wait when it was pretty serious....Under-staffing like said is defiantly a serious issue as well. That and lack of actual space for patients.

[@gemini4451]

"should be a penalty for taking your kid to a er over something that a GP could handle" didn't this conversation start because you went because of a potential minor break?

[@fanaticgamingboy]

Pyrion complaining about how a kid was there and he only had a "cut on his elbow" and another kid "only had a sprained ankle" and how that's not A&E when he went there with his daughter who (in reality) only had a slightly bruised/cut leg, I understand that parents can be very protective and worried about there children like Pyrion was but if he is allowed to be that worried about his kid why isn't the parent of the kid with the cut on his elbow or the parent of the kid with the sprained leg?

[@alastairbond7104]

I broke 2 toes recently, by slipping down the stairs (my last two toes on my left foot got caught on a bannister and just thwipped back). I didn’t even go into a&e because there is nothing they can really do for a broken toe so I just wrapped it in duct tape and a bandage to straighten it out.

[@xellanox]

A&E is a joke. I waited 3 hours with a broken wrist while people with cold's got seen first. Then a further 2 hours after they said yeah it's broken to get a bloody cast on

[@gamingxfreakx82]

Dont know if anyone will see this but in the uk every day enough people are wrongly diagnosed and died could fill a aeroplane. About (300 people per day die due to wrongly diagnosis) :(

[@chocoboasylum]

I did eat small pieces of metal as a kid but they weren't lying around; I sought them out 😆

[@Backyard_Brouhaha]

Everyone makes fun of the american health care system or lack thereof, but now we have Pyrion describe his 6 hour wait or whatever. That's crazy.

[@thenarwhalking5604]

When I was in 7th grade, a girl at my middle school died because her appendix bursted when she was waiting in the ER for a nurse to look at her. The school did the proper thing and said if anyone needed it they hired a couple of grief counselors for people who know her or were generally upset, mainly because a student died.

[@SanityThroughMusic]

OMG! I was in the gas station last night and someone had their keystroke noises on and I nearly turned around and said, it's 2019, please turn off the key stroke noises.

[@ArlanKels]

Over here in the states if it doesn't take at least three hours it's a miracle. I had cellulitis. I knew I had it. I went in when it was completely dead. I dealt with the receptionist. I stated "I have cellulitis, these are the symptoms, all I need are antibiotics." Two hours later a doctor rolled around and looked at it for five seconds then gave me the antibiotics.

[@jaymatt1569]

I was riding my bike once, fell off it and my knee got cut opened and I had to wait for about 3hrs for a x-ray(to see if anything went inside my knee) and another 3hrs to get it stitched up

[@Varue]

i know people who have died waiting on the nhs. my grandmother has a hernia and had been waiting 6 months to get surgery for it. when her surgery date came along, the surgeon took off work and she was put back on the waiting list for 3 more months. are you fucking kidding me? nhs needs more funding bad

[@Hunty.]

I still don't know what the fuck a croggy is after listening to them say it for 51 minutes

[@nyatella]

Disneyworld, defying the fundamental laws of physics.

[@thewildmitchell]

NHS isn't free, its part of the Ultimate Edition of taxes everybody over the age of 18 HAS to pay

[@TheDalanon]

Alot of Drs in America have urgent cares or there are just urgent cares related to hospitals. Which are one step before the E.R which you still have to spend six hrs at if you go

[@bb3po66]

My experience in the hospital was really bad I had been called for an emergency I had to have a blood test cause something was wrong with me and I waited an hour just to have anesthetics put on me so they could take some blood and even then by the time they got back to me to take the blood anesthetics had worn off and they had to put it on again this happened about 4 times also had to wait like 4 hours to be put into a room. When I shared this with my psychology class people including the teacher shared their stories.

[@Darkthunder037]

There was one of those wire shape things at my dentist and I'd flick the shapes around at like 15 XD when there's nothing to do anything can be fun

[@thegametesterman]

I went in with a heart problem and waited in the A&E waiting area for 12hours. I went in at 10 the night before and had to stay the whole night with no-one even being able to say what was going on. I ended up missing some mock tests the next day because I was still waiting in A&E to see someone.

[@ArlanKels]

My one buddy went in with a heart attack and they made him wait a week because the heart specialist was on vacation, so he had to come back after he was "stabilized". They ended up doing surgery on him because he had severe blockage and had a second heart attack prior to the surgery.

[@mclovemoffin5977]

what kind of primitive monster has noises on for when they type? the most I have is small vibrations .... but god damn noises?

[@burner8636]

Fucking state healthcare. I'm so glad we don't have this in America.

[@PackerB]

GP can check this stuff over pretty quickly.

[@turtleborn]

7:30 its nothing compared to canada with free healthcare the wait is unbelivably long but they have a priority thing list and they usually put young kids one priority higher unless theres someone dying in the er

[@turtleborn]

36:00 not irational if youre a familly with a couple of kids especialy daughters you do deserve it more than a sweaty nerd who watches pricesses hentai xD in my opinion anyway

[@vanilla-vortexakavanvorott8795]

I once had to go to the hospital because I coughed to hard, and an air pocket escaped my lung and went into my chest I don’t remember what it was called but it was terrible

[@ethencurtis7182]

i was going down a steep hill in my street and i had my legs off the peddles failing around and my leg some how got caught in the spokes of my wheel and i go flying like 7 feet over my handle bars and role another meter and all the skin on my arms, legs, solders, elbows and knees was gone.

[@slightcurve98]

I was in A and E for about 3 hours for a broken fucking finger and when I get in it took like 10 mins to push it back in and x ray

[@mollymillions5438]

How many times do you have to stick your feet in the spokes before you learn not to do it - normally zero times (Lewis)

[@--panda--5588]

Bruh in Canada when I fractured my leg I had to wait 6 hours just to get a xray and most of he hospitals are fully staffed

[@Almond_ESQ]

Ignore me I'm just leaving a comment so I can find this one again. That Pyrion in that waiting room in the hospital was gold

[@adamgrocco]

My Son had Febrile convulsions when he was tiny too, really scary as a first time parent!

[@lukecharles3880]

I've only just noticed, Pyrions chin looks like Thanos