Why are our characters so STUPID?! | GTA 5

[@travishimebaugh8381]

"I chose the wrong car for this. It can't do the jumps." "I chose the wrong character model for this. It can't do the anything."

[@JupiterTheWizard]

I'm starting to think, it's not the game at fault... lol

[@lio1234234]

@@JupiterTheWizard of course not. It's the yogs

[@IcespherePlaysGames]

Me_irl

[@likelyvampirical]

“… thanks for joining us, it’s good to be back in some GTA- ‘you damn virgins’ ‘COCKA’. See you later everyone!” Lewis just throwing that into the outro, unprompted. Brilliant.

[@MCQuadSquad]

This must have been recorded around the time Lewis brought up using the word "virgin" on the Triforce podcast

[@AquaAtia]

@@MCQuadSquad or what inspired Lewis to talk about it on the Triforce

[@insaincaldo]

Yeah.. unprompted 19:37

[@OvAeons]

I read this comment in the exact time that Lewy said it.

[@georgehh2574]

@@insaincaldo Oh right, I must've looked at away at the exact time, because I was utterly confused XD

[@stormreach1234]

I love how everyone hates on numpad and complains about the flying, and praises Ben for being a good pilot... he's the only one I saw using Yaw this video

[@Eventide215]

This.. I dropped to the comments to see if anyone mentioned this. After all the years of them playing this they all never once bothered to learn how to fly or learn literally any of the controls? They all just kept rolling and pulling up to change direction instead of using yaw.. most of the time they forget to even retract the wheels to fly better as well.. they constantly complain about the controls but they're not bad if you actually use them all..

[@Razgriz_Ace18]

The Ace Combat player in me is always upset when an entire moving flap is ignored. All tools must be utilized for maximum control!

[@Eventide215]

@@Razgriz_Ace18 Yeah the roll and pitch is great for big fast turns, but when you just need minor tweaks, or where you can't roll the aircraft, yaw is superior. Complaining flying is so terrible and hard when you're not even utilizing one of the main controls is so stupid..

[@spacecowboy8295]

@@Eventide215 They're not compaining that flying is hard. They're complaining that flying on PC is hard. Which isn't wrong and that's why you see duncan is using a controller.

[@Eventide215]

@@spacecowboy8295 Duncan never even utilizes yaw either and doesn't fly well on controller.. And yes they are complaining that flying is hard. They do it literally every single episode where they have to fly.. it's not even hard on keyboard.

[@hyperon_ion9423]

The problem is that GTA characters do in fact almost seem to have minds of their own sometimes. It’s difficult to be precise with them a lot of the time because they keep doing over-elaborate movements to try and appear realistic, and it messes players up.

[@Eventide215]

Yeah it's always irritating when you go to step just a tiny bit and they just lunge off a cliff.. Meanwhile you can be very precise with literally everything else in the game.. driving can be extremely precise, aiming, flying, etc. But character movement? Nahh way over the top for no reason.

[@thebigbear4696]

Maps like that second one give you some type of gun with no ammo, or a flare gun, for a reason. Because you can get very fine movement control while aiming.

[@Eventide215]

@@thebigbear4696 While that is true, it shouldn't be true. That's the point..

[@anthonyschlessman1848]

@@thebigbear4696 thats only done bc the devs made a terrible decision when it came to player movment

[@Buglin_Burger7878]

The sad thing is no one actually moves like they do at all, it is actually stupid. It is legitimately like asking someone who never saw a human or knew how they move to make them turn around. Tank controls are more accurate then this.

[@deetrixreed8961]

After nearly 10 years of Yogs, you finally have a catchphrase to sign off with. You damn virgins, Cocka! The official Yogscast see you next time.

[@wizardforhire1516]

We finally have an adequate replacement for "See ya later, shitlords!"

[@DataMembrain]

@@wizardforhire1516 “See you later Shitlords”: Finally… A worthy competitor…

[@Thoran666]

Ped: "I'm invisible! Watch! If I stand still ..." *get's wrecked by an RPG* 13:31 Edit: 17:37 for a bonus "Woooh" from Lewis.

[@imperatorodaenathus9329]

Also at 19:01 "Zylus, look, you ain't got no sho-" *Gets shot by Zylus*

[@CrazycakeGamingprin7362gle]

For some reason, Rythian and Osie just screaming at each other in the jets just cracked me up so much.

[@weebjeez]

One of my favorite parts is when, at 5:46 there's a whole thing about trying to make people mad by saying "they're basically Americans" and all the Brits immediately say "yeah, that's fair."

[@MGSLurmey]

If only Boba was here to say she was basically British also lol

[@georgehh2574]

I mean they're saying that cos they called Zylus Flemish, not because Britons are the same as Americans.

[@weebjeez]

@@georgehh2574 Yes. I'm aware. With Zylus's counterpoint was meant to show that and potentially even get some of them to argue, thus "proving his point". . . the funny part is... that they didn't argue. They just went with it, making Zylus's counterpoint fall flat, in it's purpose. Because they all decided, "yeah, pretty much" to suck the wind out of his sails.

[@VeryPeeved]

@@weebjeez Or rather, suck the wind out of his mills.

[@InkGraffiti]

I love them all pressuring zylus to use the helicopter when its KNOWN at this point that sniping is zylus in his element! lol

[@shrimpisdelicious]

I’m just imagining a rivalry between Duncan & Invisible Sticks as the rivalry between Sideshow Bob & Rakes.

[@lelandmartin3970]

Nah, im pretty sure his true rival are ladders from the source engine (gmod,half-life, etc.)

[@hockey4240]

Maybe it was an invisible ladder, after all a ladder is just seven sticks

[@MrSpannners]

He already has the rivalry with ladders.

[@omfggala3913]

@@lelandmartin3970 yeah this is like that side enemy who appears early to mid season but is dealt with swiftly so they can go back to focusing on the true villain, ladders.

[@vaughankramer3926]

Osie’s been a delight in these videos, fits right in

[@alexnooijens3964]

Osie's best

[@AquaAtia]

Osie'spersonalbest

[@tannermattingly4462]

I love the brief 30 second glimpse of Ben being totally competent at flying and easily clearing the obstacle amidst all the other yogs complaining about how hard flying is.

[@speedwaynutt]

Who else wants to see them do another gone in 60 minutes challenge.

[@Ezad99]

Me

[@joshbignell8891]

Me

[@RoyalBlueJay]

Me

[@definitelyarealperson248]

What’s that?

[@davidlutunatabua5876]

@@definitelyarealperson248 you have to go watch those theyre yogacast gta classics

[@ballinbalgruuf8198]

16:49 made me spill my drink laughing

[@psilocyrapter]

Stressful day dealing with the psycho landlord and US postal service... Great to see the yogs are doing *cough* their best.. love it y'all are a delight!

[@heyheyitsjae2475]

12:06 The lighting, outfit, and camera angle makes this look more like Fortnite than GTA

[@lexavalentine3059]

If the Yogscast is playing older GTA maps, I think they should play the map Zylus came second on, on the inaugural International Zylus Day, to celebrate International Zylus Day

[@georgehh2574]

They'd have to wait a long time, the last one was fairly recent as far as I know.

[@KyleBlues1]

ben doing his iconic "bleh" at 13:15

[@tonyfuller-destefano1566]

LMAO and I was just watching the TTT episode Zylus is tired of monolinguals where he was saying flemish is basically dutch

[@SpaceMissile]

Great shooting from zylus at 18:20. also, great driving from lewis at 9:15

[@timothylagasse1126]

I really think the Yogscast might be the best it's ever been right now

[@Balsiefen]

9:12 Ped channelling King Kahuka from the Lego Racers intro.

[@taliesin159]

The moment Zylus got the Sniper rifle, the RPG team's fate was sealed.

[@bazf7742]

I love his game tho, he plays to win and it gets salty funny

[@thefinal9923]

@@bazf7742 I'm the kind of person who gets salty watching it. I guess I shouldn't, but man, they're trying to be entertaining for a KZbin video, does he have to be such a tryhard? That said obviously nobody in the recording got upset, or at least noticeably, and it would be pretty entitled for me to get upset beyond calling him a tryhard lol.

[@carlosmiguelteixeiraott3643]

Ah, yes, the..."characters" sure are stupid.

[@CthulhuianBunny]

Considering the characters are incapable of coming to an immediate stop after walking, like a regular human being, yeah I'd say it's the character's fault.

[@Eventide215]

@@CthulhuianBunny Not to mention they're incapable of like turning around on the spot for some reason.. they have to do a massive turning circle instead.. From the looks of it, it's something to do with how the characters don't have 'acceleration'? In other words the second you start to move there is no build up in speed so they're just instantly trying to go full sprint to turn around..

[@Eventide215]

@@LizardKing027 It's not even the control scheme.. you could easily rebind your keys if you don't like them. It's just the actual mechanics in character movement that are trash. It's like they have no concept of how people move in reality.

[@XMysticHerox]

Have you ever played GTA? Yeah they are.

[@eugeneeverett987]

This is probably the best gta race you guys recorded recently. It looks like so much fun!

[@KuroroSama42]

That "bit phlegm-ish" was a Flemish bit.

[@magpieblue]

Bloody love you guys playing GTA. HIlarious and wonderful!

[@Superpanzy]

This was one of the best episodes in a long while

[@deetrixreed8961]

The Yogscast RP grandpa's who've never played a minute of GTA. This was not easy to pull off. Impressive. xD

[@SuperExodian]

a flemish victory! the flemish lion roars yet again!

[@OzSF]

1:30 what a surprise that's not like sips

[@MrDelferi123]

"I'ts good to be back in GTA, you damn virgins. COCKA!" - Lewis Brindley 2022

[@Foxzolaire]

The pedestrian screaming at 9:33. It shouldn't be funny, but it is.

[@fugnut1728]

Just had a very stressful dota game and was glad to see this when I finished

[@mm-bv4zw]

Now we wait for them to say my stupid man can't do this wall ride😂

[@TheIceCrypt]

Never ceases to amaze me how bad the yogscast are at flying in GTA.

[@shooter2224]

18:55 Zylus hits Ped's rocket launcher.

[@deetrixreed8961]

These were some actual TOP rounds!

[@berkleyhuffman48]

Zylus channeling his inner TTT sniper

[@Dropem7777]

They forgot about Zylus' TTT Froggy Sniper skills. He doesn't need a helicopter to kick butt.

[@Triairius]

Fantastic! I was laughing the whole time.

[@cheeseyoger]

Man, it's great to have them in GTA shenanigans again

[@fishpop]

13:13 Bleugh!

[@cheesekingofdenmark6910]

This video was next level in so many ways!

[@DataMembrain]

I would love to see a map like this where they sample all the different types of vehicles, and then at the end in order to level the playing field for, you know, whatever 3 people are neck and neck for first or second, the final bit has all of the vehicle swap mechanics all in a row so that they each have to choose a vehicle they think they can beat the others out in. Like, imagine zooming in that little flat race car, flipping over someone driving a sports car, and all of a sudden something wizzing over head into first, you look up and it’s a fucking flying bike launching itself into the finish line.

[@Aw3someGYE]

It's literally so much better to fly on keyboard, numpad and wasd gives you perfect yaw,pitch and roll control

[@capulcinka]

damn, that Phlemish joke at the start surely angered zylush up to god mode :D

[@Flashjackmak]

Ah yes, everyone's favourite Flemish Frenchman, Zylush.

[@bryanlinsmeyer3521]

Those darn tunnels have it out for ol Dunc

[@pskoglund]

Lewis "Choker" Brindley

[@Balsiefen]

It's strange, but once you get used to it, Numpad flying in GTA is genuinely better than controller.

[@gakulon]

@@LizardKing027 Just tap, it's that easy

[@AngelboyVR]

2:40 two words: YAW and RUDDER

[@mrtoejam3]

It always hurts watching them try to fly planes without any use of the rudder

[@RIVERVIEWIAM]

The last 5 minutes I almost died from laughing holy shit

[@hellfire33100]

Those are some super cool maps

[@CoenusOfPolemocrates]

As famously stated by Franklin: "in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death, taxes, and Osie being in last place". Love Ose, what a delight to have her here.

[@TheUnluckyLee]

How many years has it been, and they still don't know how to use rudders in planes XD

[@deetrixreed8961]

Or the landing gears.

[@Fabianwew]

The flare will lead rockets away towards it when fired.

[@typhonplume9374]

TItle answers the question right off the bat. Why are our characters so stupid? GTA 5... enough said.

[@tobi79777]

This is my favorite. I laughed so hard

[@logansullins4545]

"Our characters are stupid" yet they still haven't learned to aim for extra control over walking or how to orient their cars in the air after 6+ years of playing GTA.

[@Orillion123456]

Nonono, you're getting it wrong, it's not like they haven't learned. They have MANY MANY times before learned to do those things mid-video and then used that knowledge for a few minutes before forgetting it again for the next few months. But to be honest, how entertaining would these videos be if they were to just get good? That'd take quite a bit of the flavor out of it, because part of the enjoyment comes from all of them failing to do things in lots of different ways.

[@logansullins4545]

@@Orillion123456 having them all be skilled and the races actually be pretty tight a lot of the time would be exciting for me personally. But I see your point about the buffoonary.

[@ajhavok7280]

watching rythian face plant twice in a row with no saying a thing

[@Ahstocks]

reason why ben is better at flying: he's the only one to use his rudder

[@hewitt232]

Those flares are useful in running maps, I know they mess with homing missiles, not sure on regular RPGs though

[@Rymontp]

I'm loving GTA, really refreshing

[@leonmercury3732]

It was all over once Zylus could snipe. Just like TTT...

[@Aeroczema]

Some classic Zylus sniping in this!

[@SpaceMissile]

i like the cut at 3:51

[@L3AF]

duncan: oh he finnished me: oh i thought he dutchced

[@Well_Damn]

Rip Father Zylus

[@fishpop]

Alternate title: BEWARE THE IN/VISIBLE STICK!

[@CuriousMoth]

Well done not taking that bait, Zylus :p

[@acer120298]

Best series

[@th3lonef0x4]

What if you switch to first person mode as the runners in that last game? Would that make it easier on the narrow walkways?

[@DarthRevan42]

someone bet against Lewis and won. Otherwise why would he say that at the end 🤣🤣🤣

[@matheusGMN]

yeah, why do I have the impression the problem isn't the characters? the yogscast guarantee everybody! hahaha x)

[@cypherdras]

fantastic map, a must watch gta5 video :)

[@Talan500able]

num pad on gta v is 100% the best option for flying

[@gaychainsaw646]

Aren't this people who wrote my 6th favorite minecraft song back when i was younger Diggy diggy hole?

[@cjstachon623]

Trying not to sound like a sweaty gamer, but flying in GTA5/online is really easy with num pad. I think it's one of the better flying controls out there. Makes me cringe watching them trying to fly lol. Bless them for trying.

[@sethk1151]

If the Yogscast is in need of a token Flemish guy, I volunteer as a tribute

[@alfernee]

So it was this session Lewis called them "you damn virgins"

[@jonathanfreytusfreitas]

Wow. I think I just came from a video that they played this map 2-5 years ago. The only new player(s) in this one: Osie. Zylus finished first in that video too.

[@Kobain0]

Ped’s deadly with an RPG

[@mrbibs350]

If you knock 20 seconds off of rythians time for the loading screen he and Lewis would have been neck and neck

[@AuSSiEJaZzA]

Pretty sure Lewis called Rythian old. Pot calling the kettle black much? Hahahaha

[@WildBluntHickok]

To be fair he's still under 40. Only one more year to go though.

[@belgianstar]

If Zylush can be Flemish, can I then be Dutch?

[@urhoheinonen2865]

Torille perkele!

[@HmongHeroo]

Osie and her third eye with some of these plays! RPG queen

[@Malron629]

As a Flemming I am going to sue the yogscast unless 10000 jaffa's are donated to me

[@lordgigenshtain]

first part was just the wacky racers.

[@Blitzkrieger17]

oof! the flem vengeance!

[@lelandmartin3970]

They should do that first racing map every time before they start playing other maps to help them learn the controls.

[@Wicwire]

Hey, Yogscast crew. you guys are fun to watch because you make mistakes. You're regular guys and you're all relatable. Nothing is more boring than watching someone play a game who does everything right, is not funny, and most of all, makes me feel like a pathetic noob. I wish I had friends who were as fun as you guys are.

[@OvAeons]

When will they learn that changing to first person fixes all the movement issues 3rd has? XD unless they are locked out if it

[@Magic__7]

osie is becomeing one of my fav yogs

[@archamondearchenwold8084]

rythian i love you

[@bepis126]

Why does peds monitor drop to 3 fps so often? Seems like he’s the only one with this issue.

[@WildBluntHickok]

Some of his recent videos on his channel look like standard definition (480p) upsampled. Not that I'm saying it started recently, just that I only started watching his videos recently to get another point of view on the rounds of Dread Hunger that Duncan plays. I think he needs a better rig. Never mind 4k, he just needs to do 1080p at a reliable rate.

[@caseybrown1730]

please look into the controls of this game

[@SpydrXIII]

zylus is closer to american, because of mousie.