Please, Don't Touch Anything! - OneShot

Today's OneShot is Please, Don't Touch Anything! Sips and I are faced with a panel and told not to touch anything. For more OneShot see our playlist here • Super Mario Maker - On... Check out Team Double Dragon for more Don't Touch Anything • Please, Don't Touch An... For more Sips check out his channel here / yogscastsips
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[@Hiiamthelren]

It took Chris Lovasz 5 minutes and 36 seconds to press a irresistible red button, what is this mad hell

[@Exquisite_Poupon]

+SkyLord Hilam We like to call him sips around here

[@horseradish843]

+SkyLord Hilam Chris? hahahaha

[@LegaltTO]

What a bastard.

[@mistersparkrle]

everything with sips n lewis is guaranteed solid fucking gold

[@flacotaco8743]

4k

[@whitemax8]

+FlacoTaco 2k16

[@kevinsexton4206]

+FlacoTaco hi

[@flacotaco8743]

Taco King M'lorde...

[@kevinsexton4206]

FlacoTaco bow before me, if you can without taco meat falling out...

[@lostevesy]

Lewis trying to pretend he's not played this before ~

[@MadMontyMN]

+Lost Evesy That's how he is with EVERY game. Even Minecraft

[@MrBrockarock]

1=11=21=1211=111221=312211. If you read them out as single sets of digits with counts this makes sense. Starting with 1, you say I have "one 1" = 11. Then you look at the "11" and you say I have "two 1's" = 21. Then you look at this and say I have "one 2 and one 1" = 1211. And so on read this you say I have "one 1 and one 2 and two 1's" = 111221 and so on gets you the final of "three 1's two 2's and one 1" which is written out as 312211....the final in the sequence.

[@kgrain8125]

+MrBrockarock I thought the same too but didn't work out the missing number, well done

[@maxread3864]

+MrBrockarock yeah i got the same, pretty fun puzzle

[@chandrakas]

+MrBrockarock It was interesting to me to see this 'puzzle' because I've actually only ever seen it done slightly differently. Instead of counting every digit in order (as you've correctly guessed), I've only ever seen it done where you count the number of each numeral, in sequential order. Thus you'd have 1, 11, 21, 1112, 3112, 211213, 312213, and so on, so that every even digit would start with 1 and increase by 1 each time (well at least until you got into it really far). (For the confused, think of as a counting excersice 'one two, one one', 'three ones, one two', 'two ones, one two, and one three', and so on)

[@StarLink149]

"We're two men with big brains" - Lewis Brindley, 2016

[@piccalele]

+Link149 yeah, about that.

[@jakejargstorf]

"It's still 20,016 y'all!" -Sips 20,016

[@BrazenSolar]

sips was such a tease with that button........ I just wanted to see him press it. It took like 5 minutes.

[@lateasusual_]

+Sam Scott i like your scratchy profile pic :33

[@BrazenSolar]

lateasusual thanks :p I noticed profile pics were circles on g+ so I thought why not

[@diamondmyna1]

The whole time they struggled with that little array of four buttons, part of my was dying inside.

[@LordZargoth]

+Diamondmyna same

[@vgaggia]

+Diamondmyna Same.

[@mistersparkrle]

part of your what?

[@diamondmyna1]

mistersparkrle I'm not the greatest at English.

[@discordlexia2429]

+Diamondmyna My heart was slowly imploding.

[@jonnyboyxxx]

Sips needs his own pirate radio station, droppin' the hits.

[@arizenation3188]

+jonnyboyxx private*

[@god6964]

+Arize Nation no im positive he meant pirate.

[@arizenation3188]

God do pirates like trains?

[@floats_forever9369]

+Arize Nation pirate ffs

[@flyhighpizzapie]

I made my girlfriend play this, I got the ending where she left....

[@G00nTTV]

not going to lie, I thought sips would immediately touch the bottom before doing anything else.

[@fezcat7159]

+G00nHD same

[@zacknair6202]

Nah, Lewis is the impatient one

[@kingzork1290]

Don't touch the bottom. The latest dlc for don't push the button

[@FriendlyKat]

"I don't like to think this much." - Sips 2016

[@tostie3110]

"I just imagine you doing that to my nipple." -Lewis 2016

[@jamesbaxter5978]

Sips is such a tease with pressing the button.

[@TheKilkan90]

Sips is the only person that can make a non button pressing game actually hilarious!

[@bighugejake]

thank you numberphile for showing me that 1, 11, 21, 1211, 111221, 312211, 13112221, 1113213211, 31131211131221, etc sequence. these guys will never guess it if John Conway couldn't.

[@tedwatts8576]

Simon would have pressed the button as soon as Louis started talking about it

[@tedwatts8576]

+Ulkreghz Draugr yeah whoops didn't realise. Lewis

[@Boy314]

NOTE: I didn't finish watching the video so they may have figured it out already. i figured out the puzzle on step 3: 1=11=21=1211=111221=312211. If you read out each number by itself, it makes sense. 1 = 1 One (11) = Two 1's (21) = One 2, One 1 (12, 11) = One 1, One 2, Two 1's (11, 12, 21) = Three 1's, Two 2's, 1 One (31, 22, 11)

[@evangelionmann]

That's really clever

[@juriaanromkes7558]

1 = one one ... get it ? 11 = 2 ones 21= one two one one 1211=one one one two two ones 111221= three ones two twos one one 312211

[@hellas7able]

+Juriaan Romkes finally someone else who figured it out!!

[@JosephJohnCato]

+Juriaan Romkes Um um u-um wow... wp

[@eggpling]

Meh mind is blown.

[@jman22339]

One three one one two two's two ones

[@alextygesen3101]

+Juriaan Romkes what

[@Iceman2001]

The art in this game kinda reminds me of papers please

[@owenmachinecarbine6023]

it's by the same person there is even a paper ending.

[@RemiScutlet]

haha! me too.

[@unproxv]

+Frozen Banana Gaming Uh, no... Papers Please is by Lucas Pope, this is by Four Quarters.

[@RubysWrath]

Made by the same people

[@5raptorboy1]

Lucas Pope is in the credits.

[@LGPLXIII]

Anyone else just staring at the handle of that cabinet hoping they would click on it?

[@raym1922]

+Liam Logan me

[@ryanlutes9833]

Sips is the biggest troll ever and I love it.

[@irishwirstwatch]

i forgot how awful it is to watch the yogscast play puzzle games

[@chromaphasia453]

Boy 1 year ago huh! I loved this series of them just bashing their heads against this problem, this was a personal favorite

[@ComXDude]

3:55 - 4:09 ... ... ... ... ... What did I just hear?

[@SP33DY444]

I thought the same thing.

[@EmpereurNapoleonex]

+Logan Johnson gold

[@skrip_skrip4814]

+Logan Johnson a sips and lewis shippers dream come true

[@BennysBox]

Any maths genius must be screaming at the screen

[@AsterDXZ]

If math genius = someone with a basic 8th grade math education then sure

[@NikoKun]

I can't wait for the Oculus Rift version of this game! :D

[@wizardbrandon3544]

best idea

[@JackalGYT]

+NikoKun Vive version would be even better.

[@NikoKun]

+Jackal It's currently being made for Oculus Rift and GearVR. I don't know why it would need a Vive version too, it should work on Vive fine, if it works on Rift. Not sure if it will have Touch controller support, but mostly just depends on how long till it comes out.

[@JackalGYT]

***** It still needs support unless you want to jerry rig the game with an external program to get it to work properly.

[@TheMightyWarMachine]

11:55 "how are we gonna get d then?" ask nicely

[@illustriouschin]

"What's the square-root of 73, Sips?" AND HE WAS REALLY REALLY CLOSE!

[@TheAtomicPhantom]

I want all of those endings, it looks awesome! Can't wait for it on Team DD!

[@massivepileup]

+Ibrahim Most of the endings are stupidly hard, I needed a guide for almost all of them and afterwards didn't feel like I could have figured most of them out no matter how hard I tried. There's a lot of logic leaps in it.

[@ilostthegamex]

YEAHHH i'm so excited cause this is one of the games i hoped you guys would play and i asked you guys to play

[@TheDuncanMorgan]

One shot has easily become one of my favourite yogscast series

[@douglaslawrie3449]

Number of patterns for that four green buttons puzzle is 4^4=1024 if buttons can be repeated or 4!=24 if they can't be repeated

[@imbillb]

+Douglas Lawrie 4^4 = 256... 4^1=4 4^2=4x4=16 4^3=16x4=64 4^4=64x4=256

[@douglaslawrie3449]

Mista Bobbeh yeah I'm dumb. in my head i went 4x4=64. rip. too much team dumb derelicts.

[@stormneko]

1 - one one 11 - two ones 21 - one two, one one 1211 - one one, one two, two ones 111221 - three ones, two twos, one one 312211 - one three, one one, two twos, two ones continue

[@leandroarabelo8544]

Adding the commas makes it so much easier to under stand 😂

[@YoXeV]

Eeeeeeh Wut ._.

[@SuperMedium]

+stormneko i cant find the pattern in this? what is this from?

[@SuperMedium]

+Super Medium Nevermind I got it.

[@mattiegr6423]

1211!!!! Who else was yelling at the screen almost this entire game? XD

[@BradleyTurmel]

+Mattie Gr it's a classic math sequence! my old teacher used to love it!

[@dijkstra4698]

Yesss finaly they are playing this

[@FirmSoul4]

Lips Lewis x Sips

[@JM-740]

Love the yogscast. PLZ Dont touch anything

[@JohnHollowell]

the 1,11,21,1211 is a counting thingy. starts with one>one ones>two>ones>one twos,one ones>etc

[@allisondeguzman2062]

that was the longest 5:35 minutes of my life

[@Dr.Obtuse]

I was starting at this then it hit me. I leaned in too close to the screen. But seriously, read it out loud. 1=11 1 one. 11=21 2 ones. So I think the mystery is 21=1211 1 two, 1 one. and ends in what we have. 1211=111221 1 one, 1 two, 2 ones. 111221=312211 3 ones, 2 twos, 1 one.

[@Hiiamthelren]

I played and beat this quite a few months ago, it's pretty fun

[@josav09]

There was a story of a food delivery guy finding the blast door to a nuclear bunker open

[@draydenollivier6309]

John Oliver :D

[@NetInitialYield]

🐮🔪

[@wooshycruzers8156]

🐮🔪

[@yolopieofdestiny6789]

🐮🔪

[@weebycunt5966]

🔪🐮

[@Ty6260]

🐄🔪

[@Ty6260]

🐄🔪

[@fa.h.]

was thinking arrows on the four buttons from the 4 buttons turned up.

[@rachelamanita9301]

same. reminds me of the diagram on stoves for which burner plate the dial is linked to

[@zoeyzolRS]

Would love to see more

[@tobiashemmingsen7324]

More please!!!

[@hannanifakharuzzaman7158]

1 11 21 i love this puzzle. Basically it tells you how many numbers of those numbers... example 1 the next one will say one 1 (11) the next would be two 1s (21) next might be one 2s and one 1 (1211) I think... xD

[@Ninjastahr]

That's right!

[@LickingGuy]

Hey guy as promised i licked the worlds biggest funnel slide

[@shibainucoinportal9435]

+Licking Guy best video ever!!! sub u :)

[@ilmaristachon4494]

+Licking Guy Licking Guy back at it again

[@flippingguy2584]

+Licking Guy I love your videos LG

[@tregast8763]

Lick an electrified fence

[@404killer]

+Licking Guy Every time you comment, the fakers show.

[@Kompoism]

Sips' Dad Rap a few minutes in was awesome!

[@powerblo5019]

The equation with the fraction and roots are for finding the shortest distance(hence the d) between Point (x,y) and Linear Equation 8x+3y+67=0 on the Descartan plane.

[@codakose4877]

I can't believe it took him 5 minutes to press the button. These have been the most frustrating minutes of my life

[@heyheyitsjae2475]

I predicted the Combo for the "Don't Do It!" panel right away XD

[@Beologe]

i would love to see sips lewis and duncan on this :D The male brains of the yogscast

[@minecraftrules13]

Only 256 combinations to that 4 button thing. (4x4x4x4) since there are four possible options and 4 digits. Correct me if I'm wrong

[@JamesSmith-hs9mz]

thank you

[@minecraftrules13]

+James Smith more than welcome

[@YoXeV]

What about 4*3*2*1? What does that formula solve?

[@beelzebub810]

I love this game

[@NathanTAK]

Internally: OH MY GOD YOU IDIOTS IT'S JUST LOOK-AND-SAY! CONWAY GODDAMMIT!

[@dementedcrab2669]

What?

[@NathanTAK]

DementedCrab69 Gaming It's the look-and-say sequence that they couldn't figure out.

[@NathanTAK]

DementedCrab69 Gaming No no, I'll explain for readers in the distant future after the collapse of civilization. In look and say, you basically read the sequence out loud, and repeated digits are prefixed with the size. You have '1' then, '11' (one one), then '21' (two ones) then '1211' (one two, one one), then '111221' then '312211' then '13112221' then '1113213211' then '311331211131221' and so on.

[@Wired_User]

Yeah, these are gamers...not mathematicians. So if you could calm down, that'd be greeaaat.

[@NathanTAK]

viva9626 My point is that it's weird how it's obvious to me but not to them.

[@gablar_802]

15:44 omg it took do long for them to find out!! HOW OBVIOUS CAN IT GET!!!??

[@NOGINT]

YOGSCAST Lewis & everyone else

[@junglesvend]

Only fucking Sips would sit in a game like this and NOT push the botton for 5:35 minutes. What a magnificent bastard.

[@mattergain]

Is that the look and say sequence? 1 11 21 1211

[@VeraDragon]

It is, yeah I figured it out too because it counts for the next number One 1 one 2 two 1's 111221

[@YoXeV]

What??

[@AsterDXZ]

Another episode of Sips saves the Yogscast

[@TheCoolguy3622]

this video has made my new ship, sipoz.

[@holomya7106]

yass...I actually love sips :D

[@slightcurve98]

Team double dragon was such a good duo

[@taozivic]

IT TOOK THEM 5:35 TO PRESS THE BUTTON I LOVE THIS DUO

[@loulybob]

Maths for the green button puzzle: 4 "slots" with 4 choices for each slot so 4^4 = 256. So not impossible to brute force but would take a while ;P Luckily Sips figured it out in the end and didn't have to brute force it.

[@ObitoSigma]

+Loulybob 4^4=1024

[@loulybob]

4*4 = 16 16*4 = 64 64*4 = 256 4^4 can also be written as (2^2)^4 = 2^8 = 256. Dunno where you got 1024 from.

[@ObitoSigma]

Loulybob I was kidding, lol

[@LenkyLad]

I found the concept for this fascinating since the devs for this seem to know you're gonna look up most of the ways that you can 'beat' the game.

[@hwaytt]

lewis and sips is fucking gold

[@parkerswearingen6232]

Please finish this on Team Double Dragon!!!!!

[@IgnisMorgan]

If you have ever played Keep talking and nobody explodes, you would agree it would be a great game for them to oneshot

[@teo6880]

4:19 "The Jesus guy sitting there" .-. LMAO

[@TheCrystalGiant]

By about 15 minutes in, Sips had to have smoke coming out of his ears from his brain working so hard

[@CeCactus13]

12:45 There are only about 24 different combinations with those 4 buttons

[@phaze8000]

+Cooper Lauret Was about to comment this :)

[@FunkyJeff22]

+Cooper Lauret 256 actually. you have four different options for four different steps so it would be 4^4. How'd you get 24?

[@mynameisjongreen]

+Cooper Lauret 256 actually

[@Ironcore662]

There is far more than that, you have not included pressing a button more than once

[@justaguycalledjosh]

I've been waiting for this game to be played for a while. P.S. DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!

[@allbragnolag8386]

I watched this on my iPad, THEY ARE RIGHT!!!!

[@priffin1075]

Lewis' voice gives me nostalgia

[@MeKeLe22]

I've had this game months and just never knew how to play it xD

[@YogscastLlama]

PLEASE figure out all of them, this will be hilarious

[@harrisonsingleton3398]

The nding where the green happns is a reference to the game where animals take over japan

[@Krixwell]

Four times pressing four buttons allowing repeats: 4*4*4*4 = 256 possible orders.

[@nervousguy]

Sips is the new Simon xD Somehow it kinda feels like they made a switch somewhere along the line

[@frasercadman6111]

For anyone wondering, the correct answer to 1=11=21= was 1211. it's something called the 'look and say sequence' it's literally looking at the numbers and saying how many and of what number eg. (I sound like a maths teacher but I don't care) take the number 1, there is one 1, or 11. Now there are two ones, or 21 Therefore the answer is one 2, and one 1. 1211 1211=111221=312211

[@Window_Hero]

12:45 4^4=256 combinations assuming you allow repeats.

[@JaesonD2]

+Mariopartyboy2 No, wouldn't it be 3334 different combinations.

[@Window_Hero]

JaesonD2 From where do you derive this number?

[@JaesonD2]

If you pretend the buttons are 0-3 then you could do every number from 0 to 3333. Oh wait, nvm I'm an idiot...

[@Window_Hero]

You have accidentally stumbled upon the answer in base 4 though, almost, sort of. 256 in base 4 is 10,000 and in base 4, 10,000-1 is 3,333, so there is that strange bit of logic that you found. Is base 4 actually used for anything, or is it just there because math has a tendency to create infinite things where only several are needed?

[@JaesonD2]

Mariopartyboy2 I know, that's why my comment ended with nvm I'm an idiot.

[@Tekkit98]

loool this is exactly 1 year ago lol came back to watch it haha

[@MizuhoChan]

I thought this was played ages ago. Though I did see Tom playing it a few weeks ago.

[@SuperBrendan3]

Imagine sips is prerecorded and watch this video back

[@Gammix]

I like how they managed to not press the button until 5:33 minutes.

[@squidinator2742]

5:48 Sips just said "it's still 20,016". Guess we're in the future

[@theteadrinkingowl.2295]

At 4 mins: ".......um should we leave you two alone?"

[@wooshie4140]

More episodes

[@coww74]

Holy shit, advance the conversations faster.

[@muskrrat5585]

Ikr it's so annoying

[@36NCC]

MORE!

[@emmarogers4982]

Are the screwdriver and hammer the ones on the instructions sheet in the top corner?

[@gruntslayer3524]

That equation is I simplified, you can't have a radical in the denominator

[@dillon9450]

This is giving me Papers Please flashbacks

[@henry3031]

lewis there are 16 different combinations since there are 4 buttons and 4 spots to put them so its 4x4=16

[@XSTGLOVE]

the equation is to determine the distance between a point and a line :)

[@fancybird274]

If you just spam the button more opens up and the don't do it is the arrows with correct below it

[@keithdalton1993]

no theres thousands

[@odst_marine2413]

The Square Root cancels out the exponent, so the bottom is just 2+3

[@orbgyaj]

256 possible permutations of those 4 buttons