Please, Don't Touch Anything #2 - The Long Haul

Welcome back to Please, Don't Touch Anything! Following our OneShot we're back to, well, not touch anything. We touch everything. First part : • Please, Don't Touch An...
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[@Sorc47]

This kind of reminds me of the computer from LOST. It's pretty mysterious and if you do something wrong, the world blows up.

[@chrismckenna8218]

Ahahahahahahahahahah

[@nobushige3519]

you are right

[@CasparAbelmann]

4 8 15 16 23 42... 4 8 15 16 23 42... 4 8 15 16 23 42... 4 8 15 16 23 42... 4 8 15 16 23 42...

[@chrismckenna8218]

Hahahaha

[@conel2624]

But in this, you can't do something wrong, only one thing.

[@loulybob]

Sips IMMEDIATELY knowing what to do with the hammer was the best :P

[@kingkeifer3558]

I NEED TO SEE ALL THE ENDINGS

[@easysquisher1799]

DO ALL ENDINGS

[@-BuddyGuy]

Grbb your hammer green red blue blue

[@Auteyus]

+Faketrollname sevenbillion don't ruin it for them

[@TOMENTIS]

+Baron Z You don't even have a bank account

[@VinnytotheK]

+Faketrollname sevenbillion You are a genius.

[@jonnydude69]

The moment Sips passed 666 was probably one of the funniest things I've seen on this channel in a while.

[@404killer]

+Tea Love nice troll

[@jonnydude69]

HeavenHammer Wasn't intentional to troll, I mis-typed. What I meant to express was that he pressed the red button prematurely.

[@404killer]

Tea Love I see.

[@huntercj99]

it was so fucking staged

[@MrAddemaster]

+huntercj99 how was it staged?

[@JamieA242]

"GRBB A HAMMER" GRBB = Green Red Blue Blue? for the coloured buttons?

[@Coachkylan]

+JamieA242 definatly says that

[@N0xN0ctis]

+JamieA242 Yeah and the binary one must be the dots. 0010001

[@MGPLyrics]

+MechaMario64 Wasn't it tattooed on his ass or something? Also, I think it was pretty long.

[@ONTOE0]

Try green red blue blue because of the weird grab thing "grbb"

[@Kaiser_Boog]

Wow I would have never thought of that

[@darrenfleming7901]

+ONTOE0 GENIUS!!!

[@anthonykf99]

HINT "3. WORK. o o - o o o -" Is for the BENDER 1 1 0 1 1 1 0 or 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 Me and my friend beat this game not to long ago, it was pretty awesome. Not going to spoil anything, but you guys are in for a treat!

[@MrRolnicek]

+TonyGAMING I was like 90% sure the 1's and 0's were to be converted D4 from hexadecimal to binary ... then I noticed there were only 7 digits ...

[@justinfellows6332]

Apparently 555-2368 is the Ghostbuster's phone number.

[@blueparrish]

+Justin Fellows WHO YOU GONNA CALL

[@justinfellows6332]

+afteran GHOSTBUSTERS!

[@Vortor]

+Justin Fellows I knew that it was ghostbusters immediately. Does that make me a nerd?

[@mostlyharmless1957]

+Vortor no , I knew it to

[@steampunkerkai]

yes, it does, and it makes you awesome.

[@niels6497]

Why did I not know this channel existed? :(

[@chandrakas]

I love how it wasnt lewis' immediate reaction to quickly write down the 4 symbols as soon as he saw them, and he couldnt remember them 20 seconds later ;p

[@monkeyapo8516]

what happens if you nuke the city while the screen is broken?

[@z-beeblebrox]

"It was: hourglass...wavy lines, key..." "there was an eye, some wavy lines, a key, and I don't know what else" Great, all Sips has to do is piece together Lewis' spotty memories and he'll have the whole pattern :P

[@chaerub_]

man this is actually really exciting to watch lol

[@thelaughingman4791]

"GRBB Hammer" Clue for Green, Red, Blue, Blue on the color console?

[@seemerolling8663]

The squares on the board are fot the bender thing: empty=0 , full=1

[@Wilbo25]

that sudden illuminati ending was so exciting. just came out of nowhere. I am hyped for the next episode

[@EverlastingEclipse]

+Wilbo Unless the Illuminati hunt them down...

[@ButterflyGhostBFG]

Not sure if there will be more. You know what they're like lolz

[@slinky6481]

Man, why are all of these meta-puzzle games so satanically-themed? This, Pony Island, Calendula. So many occult/Illuminati things in them.

[@MechaFlyer]

+Slinky Illumanity Cinfermod?

[@freakyskull516]

+Slinky because its mysterious and forbidden. because it is one of the last possible magics in the world because satan is a being who defied a god and got away with it. these are all things you are always told to avoid at all costs yet the information it could hold the answer to how we ourselves could take the power of gods. as the great master neloth said "dangerous knowledge is still knowledge and therefor useful. usually turns out to be the most useful."

[@slinky6481]

freakyskull516 That's a sound response. And I love the Skyrim reference haha.

[@AshBarkPerson]

it gives a uneasy feel, witch works well with puzzle genres. In a way, it's its own genre.

[@nalon5493]

Goblin was probably doing more button mashing than sips

[@F_I_J_I_W_A_T_E_R]

555-2368 is the number for the Ghostbusters

[@SUP3RAMAD3OUS]

Who you gonna call

[@owenkanaal3457]

+Rick Sanchez du dun dun du du dun du dudu dudu du du x 2 GHOST BUSTERS Something strange, in the neighbourhood, who you gonna call? GHOST BUSTERS

[@Gakulon]

+Heijman Van 'T Goor I think you mean ghost. Gost is something else entirely.

[@jbear0015]

Two wavy lines, weird eye, key and a hourglass with a giant pyramid in the middle

[@brandonpratten7795]

555 - 2368 = Ghostbusters Commercial number :3

[@vjludovico]

+The Pickle We're ready to believe you.

[@e3doleopard923]

plz get all endings

[@Pizzacheese10]

555-2368 is the Ghostbusters! Comeon Guys!

[@skypenguingames_6396]

Who ya gonna call? -John Cena!

[@kaaghalaa]

1= there is 1 of 1= there are 2 1s= there are 1 2s and 1 1s= there are 1 1s, 1 2s, and 2 1s. THATS HOW THE NUMBERS ARE SOLVED

[@gajbooks]

+kaaghalaa RECURSIVE MIND EXPLOSION

[@stauner32]

You don't put that in the 10 digit keypad. There's another keypad later that you use those numbers on.

[@p2dylkovich.847]

+kaaghalaa So 1211?

[@kaaghalaa]

WizardLizard yup

[@Hamatabo]

your meant to put apostrophies when you do plural numbers (3's for example) so that nobody thinks your doing algebra

[@rogiernorbruis9672]

there's like the fucking nuclear, biohazard symbol on the bloody... button -lewis 2016

[@foggs2275]

the equation is is the perpendicular distance between a point of (x,y) to a line (ax+by+c=0) where a,b,c are the co-coefficients for a and x and y are just any point. a=8 b=3 and c= 67 also its obviously green,red,blue,blue. Come on lewis Use that MSC in chemistry.

[@daltonlipinski9072]

5552368 is the number for the ghostbusters

[@JustAsPlanned1]

2:05 Ostap Bender is a fictional con man who appeared in the soviet comedy novels The Twelve Chairs and The Little Golden Calf. Also he appeared in soviet comedy movies. What a fucking guy he was. So this game was made by someone who lived in USSR or just loves old russian comedies.

[@OutHereCorbin]

Dev didnt live in USSR

[@nickbelanger6981]

This reminds me too much of Pony Island. Super creepy for some reason

[@xXDARKTERRORXx1]

I LOVE THESE GAMES

[@zorphius6302]

Try holding down the grey button on the three-digit number counter next time. Also try 777

[@jomeethu]

Its all pre-recorded

[@GertrudeFilthbasket]

+Zorphius ohhh 777, good call

[@Jugbot]

Sudden ending strikes again...

[@niels6497]

It means there will be more :)

[@humanofhuman1433]

If anyone reads this its hourglass,2 wavy lines eye and

[@humanofhuman1433]

Key

[@dalhillama5858]

+Deion Zej Sibugon The wavy lines are an approximately equal sign, in case you didn't know.

[@julianronsisvalle3878]

what?

[@bitspacemusic]

Tilt Brush, cool! Can't wait to get my Rift. Oh man, I'll be wasting my summer away inside Elite Dangerous..

[@Thecyberknight1]

Anyone else Cringe when he thought D4 was four screwdriver

[@CepnayaPila]

Ostap-Suleyman-Berta-Maria-Bender-Bey!

[@Shellzilla]

All that secret writing with the light really creeped me out for some reason

[@Shellzilla]

+Sõ desu ne could be

[@firstplacegaming4146]

GRBB is green red blue blue for colors

[@abijo5052]

Glad it wasn't just me who noticed this... I was screaming at them

[@Blisterdude123]

Bender and the binary is literally an ending involving robot conquest of the world.

[@kev51281]

Well, Ostap Bender is a main character from russian novel Twelve Chairs. I think it's a little reference and not some game related thing.

[@autismspirit]

Literally died when they read "Ostap Bender" while scanning those buttons

[@noxure]

"nuclear biohazard thing". 20% accurate as usual, Lewis.

[@like-wise9315]

Hour glass-Eye-Wavy lines-Key

[@ianecheve]

After you grab the screwdriver, GRBB (Green, Red, Red, Blue) the hammer

[@Magitroopa]

This is now my favorite Yogscast series.

[@Jessica-tz1lc]

The quality immediately drops when its on TeamDD with Lewis eating his banana. And you know what? I love it.

[@04EmilL]

Wow... *Face palms a tree* AMAZING!!!!! I loved it!

[@KPM-hy7ko]

The number 555-2368 is the ghostbusters lol.

[@SeanMcGehee]

grbb hammer. g.r.b.b. hammer. G.R.B.B.HAMMER!

[@whitemike2282]

green red blue blue or at least i think so

[@caitlynfranklin1680]

spoiler: sips spends half the video clicking his mouse.

[@ferrousenvelope5809]

The illuminati symbols were hourglass, bleeding eye, wavy lines, and key

[@shadowfragment]

The grab your hammer thing is spelt "GRBB" as in Red Green Blue Blue. EDIT: spelling.

[@TheTNTFlims]

Actually you got the R and G mixed up so it's Green Red Blue Blue

[@shadowfragment]

TnT Films Don't know how I managed to type that incorrectly

[@TheTNTFlims]

it's fine everyone makes mistakes

[@Mabra51]

Sips didn't even noticed the triforce symbol...

[@RealDids]

MORE

[@Zebens]

555 2368 is a Ghostbusters reference

[@mongmanmarkyt2897]

+Creator Rex I was like "hmm that's a ghost; and there's a number; GHOSTBUSTERS!"...who ya gonna call? (Dick Rippas)

[@JoeKenyon]

Wavey lines, key , eye and hour glass.

[@slushieboy99]

this is as addicting as those coin pusher videos

[@coreyparker9218]

This game creeps me out for some reason anyone else?

[@IssaMango]

_Yeah, I was thinking the same. I love watching it but still I don't know why I get creeped out_

[@nickbelanger6981]

This reminds me too much of Pony Island. Super creepy for some reason

[@neondemon5137]

How do they not realise the achievement is for going past 276. Fuckin hell.

[@spartanjackwar]

+Oliver Delin Requirement of joining Yogscast: be bad at games

[@ctulhuone]

ostap bender is a guy from russian literature

[@FYDSDNA222]

this is goddamn fantastic

[@ashthomson]

I was screaming at my phone Green Red Blue Blue ( grbb)

[@mynameisjongreen]

"Is there anything on here that's binary?" yes, yes there is goddammit

[@protozilla4092]

Did anyone else think in the last episode that the lever could go the other way?

[@bavariansoupchef2990]

The symbols are KEY, Hourglass, Eyeball, Wavy equal signs. Type in 666 again and put those in.

[@bavariansoupchef2990]

+Lord Garrett The Great Like so they can see.

[@jonathanlam7919]

+Lord Garrett The Great except they won't see because this is prerecorded and already over with.

[@bavariansoupchef2990]

That's not usually the case with other videos, who says it's that with this?

[@benaitken8650]

+Lord Garrett The Great How DARE you question the Great Garrett, he is Great and he is a Garrett and your just a Not_Robot, who are you to question the lord?

[@julianronsisvalle3878]

It didnt work

[@glepembs]

Sips is incredible in this game!!! He has a keen sense of doing random shit XD

[@skyfury9809]

Hourglass, eye, wavy lines, key.

[@erikmaldonado9330]

Oh my goodness I am so curious

[@narwhalian2375]

The phone number is ghost busters, hence it being a ghost sticker.

[@voicey99]

I wonder how many friendreqs Goblince got after this vid went out

[@BrandonfromStLouis]

more of this pls.

[@procrastinator7408]

Sips playing a clever puzzle game... yeah that can only end in one way

[@AgentCack]

GRBB your hammer!

[@protozilla4092]

+AgentCack And your sickle!

[@ianfeyaerts7155]

I LOVE THIS

[@Vortor]

The lil dots next to "Work." could be read as binary.

[@georgeroe5448]

I know twelve year olds smarter than these fully grown men.

[@allthatjaz6958]

this looks like an amazing game!!!!!

[@inv1ctus118]

The colors are GRBB from step 2. Green Red Blue Blue

[@FuzzyPotatoes]

U guys didn't finish unicorn island so I hope u finish this game

[@yanipro3978]

5:52 Almost shat ma self LOL

[@brokesigil7313]

The keypad is from the other Satanic ending, and the keys to press are Bloody eye Hourglass Squiggly equals Key I have not played this game before, I know these by heart because I am simply badass. Also I really want to know what happens

[@brokesigil7313]

The keypad that descends when you reach 666

[@bluewolfzx]

this is pretty good

[@muldoone6920]

MORE OF THIS SHIT!!

[@atomknight8361]

This isn't rust wtf

[@tomwelbourne9156]

green>red>blue>blue Grbb your hammer

[@benji9870]

PLEASE DO MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@phaze8000]

should have done 420 on the 3 digit thingy

[@ellie_creature]

Sips is starting to unleash his inner-genius.

[@3cgentle]

Keep playing this game. It's totally worth it when you start figuring everything out!

[@liamorgana2692]

Spoiler alert! About the puzzle in the instructions nr 3 it has nothing to do with math at all. You just count the numbers again and again. 1=11(one 1)=21(two 1`s)=1211(one 2 one 1)= 111221(one 1 one 2 two 1)=312211(three 1 two 2 one 1) So the answer is 1211.

[@magequit7327]

I'm guessing that the way grab in "GRBB YOUR HAMMER" looks indicates the order of colours (green, red, blue, blue)

[@muffinmansmuffin1374]

The "GRAB" in grab the hammer have grey dots in them forming "GRBB". Im guessing that sands for green red blue blue on the color panel. Awesome video.

[@Kairnbull]

555-2368 is ghostbusters

[@gerd4961]

Hourglass, Bleeding Eye, Key, and Approximate Equal Sign...might be an order to which you press them...

[@nolansykinsley3734]

555-2368 WHO YOU GONNA CALL? GHOST BUSTERS!!!

[@deandrew1767]

What's the color combination? Green, Red, Blue, Yellow. GRB? Almost looks like the GRBB in the misspelled GRAB . . . no one else? Just me?

[@ChadOnSnoop]

Just realised 555 2368 is the ghost busters number

[@Angel-zy7hn]

5:53 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Cuddlymonster43]

Got an achievement at 276 and the number under the button is 276.

[@trixenpeak2088]

ugh you're dumb

[@Lillmama27]

555-2368 is the phone number for ghost busters xD "Who you gonna call? 555-2368!"