Who Wants to Win a Million Jaffas? | w/ Simon Clark | Jingle Jam 2023 | Day 6 | (06/12/2023)

[@dudekazoo]

This stream was so, so good. The production was fantastic, the guests were fantastic, and Simon was an absolute menace to society as the host. Really well done. Big shout out to Big Lyds for her excellent performance and extraordinary composure!

[@TopLob]

I didn't mean to stay up all night watching this, but I accidentally did it anyway.

[@evilemuempire9550]

Are we sure Dr. Simon didn’t do his phd in gaslighting?

[@Milesdondon]

He was so good this stream. Really rattled the contestants, and his answers when they used the ask Simon lifeline, priceless!

[@TopLob]

Must be. I'm only watching, and even I've started doubting my own sanity. Or maybe I'm not watching. I don't know anymore.

[@amloessb]

The "lack of backbone" jokes lobbed at the Tories at 1:54:32 were absolutely savage. I was dying from laughter, and I'm not even British!

[@garr_inc]

Can you explain it for me? I cannot understand what he says, I'm not too fluent with dialected English.

[@amloessb]

@@garr_inc Sure, I'd be happy to! To "have no backbone" is an idiom that means to lack courage or resolve, and is often used to describe politicians who don't seem to have any agenda beyond pandering to the voters. Rishi Sunak is the current Prime Minister of the UK and the leader of the Conservative Party (also known as the Tories), so when Simon says, "Rishi Sunak does not feature," he's implying that Rishi Sunak is cowardly or lacks resolve. After he finishes reading out all of the possible answers, the last of which is "worm," Simon says, "oh, he does feature, sorry," effectively calling Rishi Sunak a worm, which can mean someone who is contemptible or devious. Finally, Mousie and Simon have an exchange after the question is answered where Mousie comments, "I feel like they would crunch a lot more [if they had a backbone] when you accidentally step on them after a rain," and Simon replies, "what, Tories?" Here, Simon is implying that Tories (members of the Conservative Party) are so insignificant or ineffectual that you wouldn't pay any more mind to stepping on one than you would to stepping on a worm in the street. I hope that all makes sense. If you have any more questions about it, let me know!

[@garr_inc]

@@amloessb Right. Rishi Sunak is not someone I know, so I couldn't realistically interpret what Simon was saying there. Same with Tories - this requires some British insight. Thank you for going above and beyond what I expected from you!

[@TrekPraxis]

Simon really doesnt have to worry about the one scuffed question, it happens on the real WWTBAM every now and again and im not convinced poor Hulmes would have gotten it right anyway, no harm done.

[@felixkersey6538]

"Intellectually twisting the knife. I learned from the best, I went to Oxford." had me laughing out loud! Love both Simon and the Yogscast separately, especially Mark from the high rollers, and seeing them all in one room is amazing!!!

[@magus2003]

Nearly choked to death on a drink when bouphe called lydia midcall a friend. That was hilarious.

[@bethdeva]

sarahs "i know all the sizes" and dr simons "worm torries" jokes were my favorite moments but the entire stream was amazing

[@rocky_mount]

2:33:57 Troll of the year

[@haemogoblin3611]

idk who Toastie is but i think i’d die for her

[@langbuddha2798]

Yogscast fans see a new female and lose their shit each time 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@DMystic101]

Honestly an Ender Dragon boss in PlateUp! sounds hilarious

[@klaxoncow]

"Twitch chat hasn't let us down" They said Lewis was 69 for the memes, Dr. Simon. I mean, in fairness, you could argue that this was not letting us down on a comedic level, but it was incorrect.

[@Dicka899]

Male focused charities are so underrepresented, glad people are finally seeing it. Too many are lost to suicide.

[@guusbaeten2195]

The contestants were fantastic! Love seeing dr Clark and the Drift King on the same stage

[@TopLob]

Lewis did amazing. Just one away with absolutely no help from Sips. I think Simon Lane would've crushed it. He's really good at trivia like this. Probably why they didn't have him... or that he didn't want to.

[@ballinbalgruuf8198]

1:40:28 Osie knows her dad

[@laurapalmer511]

I should have said it on the stream chat but I was quite distracted by exams then. HOWEVER. Regarding Lewis's final question. Dr. Simon Clark. Doctor of Philosophy in ATMOSPHERIC PHYSICS. Do you take us for Fools, sir! The FAI boundary for space is the Kármán Line, sort of-ish! By such a definition, not one of these answers are correct! If you're being nitpicky, anyway.

[@1EDSEL3]

Love the part where he taunts them with the check. They should do that in the TV show.

[@RabidBlackwatch]

Simon's Cedric Diggory joke really got me haha

[@andyboi8283]

the suspense is so intense LOL

[@rywlkr]

38:50 Simon Clark stealing the niche joke right out of my brain and no one laughs?! My Son!

[@ZhangWei02]

Oh Osie, never change.

[@missdann]

Simon was such a fantastic host!

[@ivyartemis2431]

Mousie's boots are so cute!

[@klaxoncow]

"Damon Albarn is the lead singer of which pop group?" Gorillaz.

[@mukulnag1578]

Btw Dr Simon clark .... He should really host any game show.... He is ssoo good at it ... I think if he hosts the real who wants to be a millionaire he would do it better ...

[@adamevans2447]

Best stream of the JJ

[@Daoibhéar]

1:41:10

[@Badgerstaff]

Hulmes best hype man

[@mukulnag1578]

First time heard toastie .... So northern .... More than Sofie.... Also never expected Lydia to be on top ...

[@supercool559]

Mark was robbed, a sponge cake is equal parts flour, egg, sugar AND butter

[@LovemedoXD]

conveniently misspelling choleSTERol (STERoid) didn't help

[@greyforge27]

Zylus absolutely saved this

[@neonmole9453]

All I can say is: Poor Mark

[@kdhlkjhdlk]

They misspelled cholesterol.

[@zachoxley6376]

why not cut the ads so ridiculous

[@jcskyknight2222]

Because they provide information on what this is all about and you can just skip them if you want to?

[@zachoxley6376]

@@jcskyknight2222 I mean youtube makes you watch ads now so it's doubling down on ads which makes it close to unwatchable

[@TeamVanityVideos]

31:43 that look on little Lewis' face lmao