"you look so pretty today malena"

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Nmplol

Nmplol

9 ай бұрын

We invited Russel over to our kitchen stream and made tacos for him!
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We stream on Twitch (almost) every day 8am-12CST
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▶ Edited by: Nabalint
▶ Thumbnail: Top Kek
▶ Outro song:
Constera - Stuck In America
• 🎵 STUCK IN AMERICA (Nm...
Business Email:
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Пікірлер: 92
@TuEIite
@TuEIite 9 ай бұрын
Malena always looks pretty.
@Lemon.8
@Lemon.8 9 ай бұрын
💀 When they said “Stairs” someone said named after grandma LOL 8:20
@SnailMan63
@SnailMan63 9 ай бұрын
In Russel's defense, Malena does look pretty today
@a-my9ql
@a-my9ql 9 ай бұрын
Russel looked amazing in this stream, no joke. Like that two tone outfit style is actually good.
@leonardosantuario3346
@leonardosantuario3346 5 ай бұрын
​@@a-my9ql nah, the obesity cancels it out
@jv1i3
@jv1i3 4 ай бұрын
@@leonardosantuario3346 ofc ur a man.
@drum586
@drum586 3 ай бұрын
@@leonardosantuario3346I hope he never sees this
@drum586
@drum586 3 ай бұрын
@@leonardosantuario3346he had to be nerf dude, his stat would be to high if he was fit
@slapgod234
@slapgod234 9 ай бұрын
malena is actually funny (your funny babe)
@bhentehquatroh1
@bhentehquatroh1 9 ай бұрын
CLM ✊🏽
@Vahig7
@Vahig7 9 ай бұрын
Lmfao what!
@shadow12k
@shadow12k 9 ай бұрын
Nick Jr. Is hilarious as a 90s baby 😂
@starbeast6313
@starbeast6313 9 ай бұрын
nick was always the duff
@Jobe-13
@Jobe-13 9 ай бұрын
“That’s not what I said” why do you always lie Nick?
@kinddbudz565
@kinddbudz565 9 ай бұрын
her just destroying a jar of salsa and chips i just love it
@cnsmooth
@cnsmooth 9 ай бұрын
Nick is definitely a Doomer, you can see it in his face in 90 per cent of these videos
@diarrhea911plz
@diarrhea911plz 9 ай бұрын
Melania is mentally already on her way out the door. I'm calling it now.
@clashwithkeen
@clashwithkeen 9 ай бұрын
the ending with Nick eating 💀
@spazalicious
@spazalicious 9 ай бұрын
Kids don't watch because they want to escape their parents arguing and well..
@FLEKSBEATS
@FLEKSBEATS 9 ай бұрын
Nick Jr😂
@shisuikami8204
@shisuikami8204 9 ай бұрын
lets be honest, russel may be fat, but he aint ugly, but on the real, how he pack on all that weight and have perfect shiners, mans a beaut, absolute unit, hugging him would be so comfy. 5:30 his hands on hips, legendary power stance
@Tom-ed-w
@Tom-ed-w 9 ай бұрын
i know people that was depressed, they tried to commit suicide, and almost died, and they all said the last few seconds i regretted it, and they never had depression again. Some times we forget how precious life is
@leonardosantuario3346
@leonardosantuario3346 9 ай бұрын
Cool story, bro.
@SDSypher
@SDSypher Ай бұрын
Exactly what happened when I attempted. I took a 2x a lethal amount of OTC medications for my bodyweight, and regretted it in a few minutes. I was in the hospital for a week, and then rather than being sent home, I got transferred to a psych ward for a month. Definitely taught me to get my shit together, lol.
@chinabonebearings7359
@chinabonebearings7359 9 ай бұрын
STAIRS
@StrayFire
@StrayFire 9 ай бұрын
Malena always looks pretty :)
@itsnahombereket
@itsnahombereket 9 ай бұрын
The fact that she can joke about this now compared to back when she almost killed him for mentioning kids is curious 👀👀
@punkistah10
@punkistah10 9 ай бұрын
Damn that tacos is 🤤
@TheGameTrainzHD
@TheGameTrainzHD 9 ай бұрын
Yep Mr Editor, that’s the thumbnail elrite!
@imperviouus
@imperviouus 9 ай бұрын
9:53 this shit has me in tears.
@olidreyar6381
@olidreyar6381 9 ай бұрын
Malena's hair looks great this stream... unfortunately, it only brings up this stream's hair score to 3/10.
@MrCoolios12
@MrCoolios12 9 ай бұрын
Thank you for the shorter video Top Kek, greatly appreciate it
@Wallace1090
@Wallace1090 9 ай бұрын
Russell be kind of funny lately
@TonyFree74
@TonyFree74 9 ай бұрын
Great title
@quiteintresting1916
@quiteintresting1916 9 ай бұрын
Rusell is duff
@lilducko
@lilducko 9 ай бұрын
11:00 thats cause they say what we all want to say
@Vinn_Tree
@Vinn_Tree 9 ай бұрын
I am telling my mom that kid name joke. Steep stairs gonna shake her world.
@dylanmarino2379
@dylanmarino2379 9 ай бұрын
Rime *is special*
@mubblr
@mubblr 5 ай бұрын
not my name being maximilian constantine hahah
@MacGyver42Gaming
@MacGyver42Gaming 9 ай бұрын
Not enough yelling
@imthatguy7394
@imthatguy7394 9 ай бұрын
Nick, just show Malena before and after pictures of faze kalei then and her now. should scare her away from anything she's thinking about.. she doesn't need it!!
@jet-fury
@jet-fury 9 ай бұрын
???????
@markokozic
@markokozic 9 ай бұрын
Only reason to name your kid Constantin is if your surname is Valdor.
@aminegamezzz
@aminegamezzz 9 ай бұрын
im sad they never show the cooking
@mshaman86
@mshaman86 9 ай бұрын
They upload the vods to KZbin. Shows the entire process.
@TehBananaBread
@TehBananaBread 9 ай бұрын
@dracekidjr
@dracekidjr 9 ай бұрын
Actually though with plastic surgery, having to change your body surgically for self validation is inherently flawed because then it opens up the gate to self judgement. It's like having a project car. No matter how much you put into it, there's 4 more problems you need to work on.
@baronn9809
@baronn9809 9 ай бұрын
NHah. You necessarily self judge if you exist as a person. And studies show most people are satisfied.
@LMLbw_
@LMLbw_ 9 ай бұрын
I only looked at and read chat once this whole video. and just that moment someone said "polonism or autism, is there a difference?" lol
@mattgolds9226
@mattgolds9226 9 ай бұрын
She’s still standing there snacking not gunna lie same old content
@gzuz4148
@gzuz4148 9 ай бұрын
Cool nails Malena
@stephenconway541
@stephenconway541 9 ай бұрын
Oh shit, that's my name
@_Hasted
@_Hasted 9 ай бұрын
Where's the rest of the video?
@sirmel11
@sirmel11 9 ай бұрын
Kim doesn't make people look up to her.
@user-np1sg5ok3l
@user-np1sg5ok3l 9 ай бұрын
I find it pretty ironic that Malena shits on Tectone almost every day yet fails to realize that Nick is arguably more of a jackass. Kind of a self report on her part that she doesn't value personality when looking for a partner.
@t0pi90
@t0pi90 9 ай бұрын
you realise this is sort of a show between them on air?
@BigPatFenis_
@BigPatFenis_ 9 ай бұрын
Malena, the eternal victim.
@firstheretik7546
@firstheretik7546 9 ай бұрын
personally i thought malena looked good when she had a bit of timber on her
@spy6205
@spy6205 9 ай бұрын
7:39 pure copium. Current studies are showing that the man’s age matters a hell of a lot more than the woman’s when it comes to healthy offspring. Sperm decreases in quality, quantity, and ability after 35, and with every year that a man ages, he accumulates on average two new mutations in the DNA of his sperm - but birth risks for infants born to fathers of the subsequent age tier showed sharper increases. Men’s fertility clocks are about equal with women’s, meaning fertility starts to decrease around 35 and takes a steeper nosedive at 40. Men in their 60’s aren’t having perfectly healthy children - they’re having children with incredibly high rates for neurological disorders, dwarfism, low birth weight, seizures and need for ventilation immediately after birth. They used to blame these things on older mothers, but current studies have shown it’s actually the men’s sperm and the genetic material it contains matters more. Older sperm = subpar genetic material, and that genetic material continuously degrades every year after 35. Generally speaking, the older a father’s age, the greater the risk. For example, men who were 45 or older were 14 percent more likely to have a child born prematurely, and men 50 or older were 28 percent more likely to have a child that required admission to the neonatal intensive care unit. Older fathers are linked to higher rates of miscarriages, stillbirths, and implantation or fertility issues, even with young mothers. Advanced paternal age is also linked to higher rates of gestational diabetes; father aged 35 -40 showed a 28% increased likelihood, compared with fathers between 25 and 34.
@sagaz339
@sagaz339 9 ай бұрын
6:25 what is happending?! Is it actually Nick cooking?? Is this vid a deep fake?? 🤨
@El1as5
@El1as5 9 ай бұрын
All the maleina hate has to come from reddit because for the most part youtube comments are nice to her ❤
@ShadicXCIV
@ShadicXCIV 9 ай бұрын
Did Malena really look that rough back in the day?
@1888.
@1888. 9 ай бұрын
Funniest comment being “Malena is so European I love it” Who’s editing this, a 40 year old white mom?
@Stretch2016
@Stretch2016 9 ай бұрын
Doomers like Wake lmao
@justaviewer5662
@justaviewer5662 9 ай бұрын
i hope in sometimes content event that someone in chat or otk members mentions how miz takes care of these puppies leaves them alone for hours on end smhh
@MeowMeow6118a
@MeowMeow6118a 9 ай бұрын
Kinda feel offended xD, since my name is Konstantin.
@TheAckeePlant
@TheAckeePlant 9 ай бұрын
Rime
@Tom-ed-w
@Tom-ed-w 9 ай бұрын
you aint having a big family unless you start at 24 pushing. xD
@h40_mobbslosttribe3
@h40_mobbslosttribe3 9 ай бұрын
Yeup ooohhhhh😳
@PlatypusLLC
@PlatypusLLC 9 ай бұрын
Russel is right. Most streamers that made it are now doomers.
@bobbobertbobberton1073
@bobbobertbobberton1073 9 ай бұрын
Why do Americans call everything taco's, those are wraps.
@danilopapais1464
@danilopapais1464 9 ай бұрын
If it is a girl, it should be D-Nice.
@Mehrk
@Mehrk 9 ай бұрын
4Ton
@kinddbudz565
@kinddbudz565 9 ай бұрын
Sometimes malena is too hot
@hexbug4168
@hexbug4168 9 ай бұрын
Nick if you want more viewers just use a viewbot like every other "top" streamer
@DogMeatDelicious
@DogMeatDelicious 9 ай бұрын
Only 34 minutes late and 340 pounds overweight 😊
@kyanjohnson9503
@kyanjohnson9503 9 ай бұрын
Liberals
@FalhaViva
@FalhaViva 5 ай бұрын
4:23 - it's the same that happen with balding men with wigs/implants, dude. They're getting old and don't like it.
@SuperArsenal4444
@SuperArsenal4444 9 ай бұрын
Ew its Russel, not watching
@lionelbarclay6915
@lionelbarclay6915 9 ай бұрын
Marlena, honey believe me, you are a very attractive woman, you really don't need anything changed about you, keep being who you are and you will be fine, Nick, keep ya head up, you guys are dope, bless!!
@dportis8
@dportis8 9 ай бұрын
When will she be happy about the thoughts of kids? Time is ticking
@itsyaboiherman
@itsyaboiherman 9 ай бұрын
She probably don't want any
@bwood86ify
@bwood86ify 9 ай бұрын
Im surprised Malena doesnt want kids. Then she can have something more in common with Britt besides drinking
@Grouchy727
@Grouchy727 9 ай бұрын
Russ man go to the gym or walk around stop
@CorgiRS
@CorgiRS 9 ай бұрын
All of your comments are hate comments bro you’re like 50 years old look in the mirror
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