You Are Dead | ASMR Medical Checkup

[@Akikai.2]

The doctor tryna figure out if we're awake after we literally FLATLINED is hilarious

[@messy_meXi]

"You Are Dead ASMR" now THAT'S relaxing

[@BirchinthewoodsASMR]

I'll give you the longest rest you ever had!

[@viannewarner-qs6ml]

I agree it started with just one video now it’s what I use to sleep

[@ShyguySky]

That atmospheric droning that kicked in when the death was acknowledged was top notch

[@__plnjvp8199]

Right??? Why no one’s talking about it! It’s so cool!

[@Petit_Nem]

In my medical opinion, ze heavy is ded

[@jesper8836]

THE HEAVY IS DEAD?

[@VoodooBrew]

Doc what happened?!

[@bosletof]

MEDIC!

[@ShabbyCoronet81]

And preforming slow asmr instead of saving the patient iz how I lost my medeecal license

[@romanrover5839]

@@VoodooBrewIn my professional opinion? THE HEAVY WAS KILLED

[@DunningofKruger]

Heart rate monitor flatlines… “Hello, can you hear me?” Followed by 20 minutes of playing with a corpse.

[@SleepyHollowKnight]

Underrated comment

[@bartlomiejTeczar]

thats basically just medic from tf 2 but a lot more tame

[@irregularparadox]

This looks like how i think it happens when a hospital just opens in a small town and the first death happens

[@halcyonfawn]

never have i ever felt so included in the asmr experience before (i'm dead inside). great vid, thank you💗

[@pinkboyblue.96]

*flatlines* Doc- “Hello?.. I think he’s gone”

[@FranciumBoron]

*[Breaking News: Psycho talks to corpse for twenty minutes]*

[@komeko3965]

Underrated video 😭😭😭😭😭the sound quality,role play, tingles is just, wow.

[@BirchinthewoodsASMR]

Thanks so much!

[@pinking123et]

I hear the Heartbeat flatline and all i can think of is "DEAD!" by MCR

[@joshuamccormick5497]

So real

[@brightdragon8578]

Same

[@Golightly810]

Just loved the new angle.. look forward to seeing more! Loved everything about this, and your soft voice was just perfect as always. Thanks so much, been feeling poorly so you’ve certainly brought me back to life ☺️💕

[@BirchinthewoodsASMR]

Thank you, I'm always happy these videos are helping!

[@globaltraveller]

My ghost thanks you for conduct my last ever medical exam. It was mighty fine though!

[@BirchinthewoodsASMR]

My pleasure!

[@rirkaisdied]

My favorite type of asmr where I'm dead Probably because I want to, but let's pretend that such asmrs are the most calm and peaceful

[@patriciac4894]

I know I say this pretty much every video but I seriously think you have the most tingly & relaxing voice and vibe ever! Been watching ASMR for a decade now and you are one of the greatest to do it!

[@BirchinthewoodsASMR]

And I really appreciate it, Patricia!

[@sharonbeauty411]

You are so inventive! Your videos are amazing. Thank you.

[@BirchinthewoodsASMR]

Thanks so much, Sharon :)

[@Emmaalaurens]

This happened to my buddy eric

[@Anna-xf6px]

Wait that was actually one of the best asmr experiences I've ever had, i loved it 😭

[@INDieGOLD]

You have such a sincere face and manner x you seem like a really warm person

[@aapjm]

your voice is the most relaxing. thank you for helping me passed my exam. you made me feel calm and sleepy at night whenever i got stressed due to my studies. thank u so much 😊💙💗

[@BirchinthewoodsASMR]

You're welcome, happy I can help!

[@ArgyrossssX]

Passed away and then passed the exam.

[@SleepyHollowKnight]

I didn’t expect me to see this in my recommendations today and definitely didn’t expect to enjoy it but here I am. Great job lol

[@BirchinthewoodsASMR]

Thank you, happy to see you anyway you got here :)

[@ladyliberty417]

I love when you say- do whatever comes naturally to you- ha!! I kept thinking I might make it back by the end, oh well- you did your best and thanks Birch💀

[@kenshiro3321]

Being dead has never felt more relaxing 😴

[@youdontknowwho505]

(To clarify, I’m just poking fun.) In the first ten seconds: 1) Those compressions weren’t nearly hard enough, but it’s ASMR, so you get a pass. What you should do is apply enough pressure to go 1/3 of the depth of their chest. Full disclosure, this could break their ribs, but better broken and bruised than 6 feet under. 2) The compressions we’re too quick. That was like 160 bpm, when you want compressions to be, at the max, 100 bpm. The rule _was_ to sing “Stayin’ Alive” by The Bee Gees, but that’s still a bit too fast. 3) “Hello?” You think if you’re doing compressions, that the patient is awake enough to respond? Check their pulse and, if they don’t have one, continue doing compressions. Edit: 30 seconds and we got number 4: “I think they’re gone.” Great, you have someone laying on the bed, dying, and you’re first reaction as a doctor/nurse/other medical professional is, “huh, I think they’re dying.” 4.5) The patient is clinically dead (their heart is not pumping blood), other wise you wouldn’t be performing CPR. Of course they are dead/don’t have a pulse. That’s like a firefighter looking at a burning house and saying, “Gee, looks kinda crispy.” 4.75) Ah, yes, the very medical test of “say yes if you can hear me.” 5) Ok, so applying pressure to the collar bone is not a bad idea actually. Only because part of the steps of checking their response is based on what stimuli they respond to, and that not only includes reactions to touch, but also reactions to pain. So, like, 4/10. 6) This guy is straight up talking to a cadaver, which wouldn’t be too weird if there wasn’t someone else in the room that he was literally talking to minutes ago. 7) He checked the patient’s skin temperature? Like, if you put a pan on the hot stove top, and then shut the stove off, the pan is still going to be hot for a little bit afterward. It’s the same idea, but the pan is the body and the stove is the process that fuel the body. Also, the skin? Not internal temp? 8) See 5, but it’s skin pricking. Makes it closer to a 7/10.

[@Yami-tq1nc]

Bro left a review 😂

[@BirchinthewoodsASMR]

This guy knows how to perform a death confirmation. Respect ;)

[@iferawhite7661]

Someone's a fan of doctor mike

[@epicblopblopblopit9191]

My guy, like you said, “its an ASMR video,” chill out. Go to Dr. Gill as well because he also confirms death and has an ASMRish tone unintentionally.

[@stardustflavor4165]

I read your channel name as ¨B*tch in the woods¨😭 Good video btw, very tingly

[@shiningwolf8269]

I would hope hospitals have someone do similar tests before putting people in the morgue

[@VioLens]

Bro's so calm... ❤

[@memor22]

If i ever flatlined and my doctor instead of rushing for the defibrillator just waved a hand and talked to my dead body, i’d be literally dead 💀

[@Cookcook25]

You forgot to do the brain scan with the electrodes. But all in all, a pretty accurate experience. Ive worked in a hospital and seen MANY patients die, especially elderly and this seems.. somewhat real to what some doctors do.

[@theezombiegirl]

blank space goodnight 💖

[@Quarreling_lemons]

I appreciate it so much when people post these. If I could I would kiss you on the forehead

[@theezombiegirl]

@@Quarreling_lemons 🥲 i wish i was able to comment it on every asmr video

[@SpiritQuest]

This a posthumous comment 💀 *From heaven, loved the video*

[@XxFancy_MiluxX]

OMG i loved this so much youre voice is so releaxing super underrated!!

[@BirchinthewoodsASMR]

Thanks so much!

[@bluedb4878]

Y’know, I’ve never had to actually pretend to be dead for listening to an asmr video, still, very relaxing

[@pixlluv]

i like this because nothing is expected of me. in fact, if i even move then it's cause for concern. living my rotting corpse fantasy

[@BirchinthewoodsASMR]

Brand new sentence. I dig it. Digging your grave next, perhaps. What? Don't mind me, just thinking out loud.

[@TH3-W1ND]

Darn, shoulda just use the defibrillator and wait for us to be not dead so you can say "ITS ALIVE!"

[@nathanwilliams3877]

Subenstein?

[@TH3-W1ND]

@@nathanwilliams3877 No, Birches Undead Watcher (or Birches Monster)

[@growskull]

i need death revival asmr

[@AnalogHorrorLover0660]

You know… I planned on becoming a mortician so I guess it good to see my “patients” view before hand-

[@Americanflagg]

Excellent droning sound when I flatlined. Subbed. You are really good at this. Do a Hannibal Lector type ASMR next. Maybe a serial killer dissecting the body.

[@Joel_the_cool_guy_next_door]

damn this is actually quite relaxing, i just stumbled on your channel! great work and I've subscribed to your channel! ✌💕

[@Whotfissearchingthis]

Bro the atmosphere at the start was boutta make me act up..

[@elwiwi4638]

what was bro doing beforehand 😭😭😭

[@Teebyzmal]

Ah finally, I wont have to dream about it since it’s already on video

[@malakai_adam]

As a healthcare worker this is darkly hilarious

[@梨花溅雨意笙歌]

wow,how creative video it is!😀

[@BirchinthewoodsASMR]

Thanks :)

[@Lilduck-h2h]

the heavy is dead? I AM DEAD! THE HEAVY IS DEAD! OH MY GOD! what happened doc? HEAVY IS DEAD. yes

[@KR-ql8gl]

I dont think that when they flatline they just say hello bro, they heckin shock you with a defiberator

[@Shadowheart181]

Defibrillator is if the heartbeat is irregular, not stopped. Chest compressions are for a stopped heart

[@iferawhite7661]

​​@@Shadowheart181chest compressions dont typically get the heart beating again. Its just to help keep the blood pumping so the patient doesnt go braindead before the defibrillator can help.

[@monkeknight2845]

Man I'm dead 💀

[@eriveltocandido4339]

You're so amazing 😊💤🌙 🌟

[@sapphirethatcher435]

Love this new angle! Could be used on so many medical examination videos 🤩 perhaps a one where you're the doctor doing rounds at the hospital, idk you're the creative one 🙉

[@lax4695]

not big suprise

[@sofiakerringtontheauthorch2300]

"Finally, we're *alone*....him speaking to the corpse.

[@Prazca]

I am dead, not big surprise.

[@snurfbee58]

Weird but the tingles were really nice. I enjoyed this a lot.

[@You-Know-Youre-Right]

soon, but the feds will only find my body when it's completely decomposed

[@SamAndrew27]

Very creative, well done!

[@beepbeepbtch8084]

woah, ive always wanted to be dead

[@imagination.junkyard]

Both very relaxing and very funny (the latter especially when also checking the comment section)

[@Odd_Bunny]

This gives me the vibe of that one movie with Liam Neeson and Christina Ricci

[@coralietouchette7550]

Just the “anything?” Make me laugh 😅

[@setetrio2434]

Oh this is new for me. I wish I were actually dead tho haha

[@blacksta-r]

I'm dead

[@kellyhuynh1987]

No big surprise

[@sofiakerringtontheauthorch2300]

Do a crime scene cleaner one? Where you are the crime scene cleaner and clean a crime scene.

[@lillyann6420]

finally asmr a mortician can enjoy

[@thegoldendart3219]

0:57 what if the guy was alove sjd he just said”no”🤣

[@MisterMusicMouse]

I love your ideas! 😯☠

[@terraimn2629]

La da la dadada, it is good day to be not dead

[@XfriskChannel]

*POW* You are dead!

[@terraimn2629]

I am dead!

[@XfriskChannel]

​@@terraimn2629hehehehehehe... oh shit-

[@definitelynotlucverdonk9434]

Kind of concerning if I died during a checkup... Someone should check his medical license

[@babysleepysheepyrainbow]

People in the comments acting like flatlining immediately means someone is completely dead. Like yeah the heart has stopped but it can be restarted.

[@Sadtoster]

Is it weird that I can smell this video

[@cchiaara]

if I say no you know I'm dead lmao

[@meaty_ochre]

Hey I don't know if it was intended but there's a really low rumble on the right side for me in this video. It's really distracting on my end, which sucks because this video seems really good otherwise.

[@elwiwi4638]

I think its meant to apply to the hospital theme or a colossal sand worm deep beneath the ground

[@HikiOmo]

Finally

[@_evelyn.]

I think I'm dead

[@Anonymous-bi5pv]

finally

[@falloutpip985]

Aw man again?

[@sofiakerringtontheauthorch2300]

I'm deceased, bruh😅❤

[@jakec9352]

You better hope i have a DNR (Do Not Resuscitate). Otherwise, I'll haunt you in your hospital ward for the rest of your short career. 😂

[@Reapray]

The soup is too hot.

[@superioreagle_9361]

Nah this fr a JoJo reference

[@Someguy182]

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[@Someguy182]

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[@Someguy182]

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[@Someguy182]

this is now the 69th comment in this video as of right now.

[@NathanMeehan]

This might be a bad idea but you should do a Jeff dhamar roleplay

[@SmellySmell]

You're right. That is a bad idea.

[@_evelyn.]

Bro?