You Are Not the Barber with Daryl Johnson and John Feitelberg | We're Here to Help

Jake Johnson, Gareth Reynolds and special guest Daryl Johnson chat with a caller about some hairdresser drama. The guys also welcome back John Feitelberg to talk to a caller about someone walking in on their grandpa. Later, they follow up with the first caller from episode 18 "This is Where the Watermelon Comes Into Play with Max Greenfield."
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00:00 Intro
05:46 Daryl Johnson and the Barber Breakup
27:23 Sponsored by DUER
29:57 Sponsored by Squarespace
31:23 John Feitelberg and the Masturbating Grandpa
57:44 Sponsored by Kleenex
59:01 Sponsored by DoorDash
1:00:52 Follow Up | The Melon Man
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Jake Johnson (New Girl, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, Self-Reliance) and Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop, also on New Girl) don't feel qualified to give strangers good advice. Most of their friendship over the last 15 years has been based around dumb bits, but they do (for better or worse) want to try to help people out. Like your friendly local bartender or your tipsy uncle at a family gathering, Jake and Gareth are on the caller's side and trying to help.
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[@HeretoHelpPod]

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[@hahnah1087]

That Reiki seance was such a Nick thing to happen 💀💀💀

[@LoveIsAll88]

True lol!

[@courtneyhorvath3840]

Right 😂😂😂😂😂

[@fantazmacy]

With Tran sitting on a bench in the room smiling

[@rlesl0078]

Okay, I know that you don’t want to get into it, Jake, but we are THIRSTY for more “reiki” details. PLEASE give the people what they want!

[@drajcl]

I can’t with the Reiki/medium experience 🤣 👀

[@gwendolyn2442]

The longer the eat pray love gag goes on, the funnier it is 😂

[@ameliacmakes]

“It’s harder to launch a rocket, you gotta have more scientists” 💀

[@user-wr6mv3lz9k]

The comma bit had me dying 😂😂😂

[@loganswanson7554]

There's my handsome helpers!

[@swgreen1975]

Nice to see Katelin making a brief appearance and giving advice 😉 Another great episode with some funny calls and follow up 😊

[@ColeIAm]

This podcast is the only one that legitimately has me laughing out loud consistently 😂 Jake’s reiki story had me doubled over laughing and saying “what the fuck?!” What else could one ask for?

[@FrabjousDawn]

It makes sense that your audience also listens to Perfect Person, but I think what we really need is a collab! Perfect People Here to Help!

[@OliverTheRicketts]

Miles on Here to Help would be amazing

[@ric3p0]

Ha I’m glad I watched Jake’s movie, especially because it makes me more excited about today’s guest. The movie was a home run btw

[@ric3p0]

I really loved Walter/James!

[@nephrotoxick8]

I agree! I hope Jake will be making more

[@matthewtimothy]

The Kleenex sponsor after the second call was pretty much perfect.

[@davidc8694]

Reiki Groupon. There's a reason. 🤣🤣🤣

[@sydneysawyer1493]

This is real life. "He's gonna stonewall you" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@lukekelly8049]

This is more fun and funnier than bad friends. Deserves same amount of subscribers!

[@arrulf]

OK! I am stil waiting for the next DO/ER ad, how does Gareth look like!?

[@butonasidenote]

She was sent home to make sure that the curtains and the drapes matched the new couch 😂😂😂😂😂

[@OliverTheRicketts]

This podcast is such a sincere joy.

[@AmaliaAlexieff]

It sounds as though Jake received a Santeria treatment, NOT reiki

[@Dream_of_Duckie]

me watching Jake touch the bottom of his shoe

[@ProcrastinationAssociation]

So I've listened to the audio version of the show and watched it on here, I tend to laugh more when I watch vs listen, I don't know if it's because I have adhd so I pay more attention to video but it also helps to see your guy's reaction and genuine joy which I can't help but to join in. Love the show. Best ad reads I've ever heard! Never felt more connected to a character than nick from New girl and most of Jake's roles. 😅😂❤

[@loveasapologetics]

These are so friggin good. 😂

[@maddisontaylor2972]

I had my windows downs at a stop light. Gareth got what he wanted, I was embarrassed.

[@harleykoch9773]

i need more episodes per week, it’s so easy to get through my workout when i watch these haha

[@NikolaiVolkovski]

I just had to pause Self Reliance about an hour in to hop on here and say fucking well done. I didn’t have any expectations and decided to give it a watch, and it slaps 🤘

[@NikolaiVolkovski]

The ending was perfect, you did a great job brother, thanks for the art

[@louisaguirre1826]

That's an after orgasm problem lmaooo

[@cariborchert1575]

Jake's looking fly in his new clothes! Can't wait to see what Gareth got. Hopefully, a vest.

[@noellejohnson9822]

We need more of the Reiki 😂

[@JETBLASTIX]

Gentlemen. Always a pleasure..

[@CarolMilters]

I’m fully sober thinking I’m seeing twice with John and Gareth side by side

[@ddaarrkkssttaarr8877]

"When life gives you melons" seems like low hanging fruit for the doc name!

[@OliverTheRicketts]

Oh that’s genius thank you

[@OliverTheRicketts]

Tag line

[@shooglechic]

I'm never looking at my Jerk seasoning the same ever again after this episode 😢

[@lucidmemory4146]

Listen to the comma bit, comma, giggle, comma, listen to a little more, comma, get bored with it, comma, hit fast forward 10 seconds, comma, listen to a little more of the comma bit, comma, hit fast-forward again, comma, realize that the comma bit is still happening, comma, get frustrated, comma, fast forward, comma, think this is probably going to be the last time, comma, nope, comma, still going, comma....

[@nephrotoxick8]

😂 just got to this part , comma , that's commitment

[@jeremybranch5922]

lol. It's like an SNL sketch.

[@lucidmemory4146]

@@nephrotoxick8 I love this show. These guys are wild.

[@HUSHMONEYBAND]

There’s always someone walking in front of the camera hahaha

[@Tricky.Minx.1980]

Love you guys! From Taiwan! 🇹🇼 ❤

[@ric3p0]

Back OFF! JACK OFF! Ha Garf has found his way into my heart 💜

[@itsokaynatalie]

To all the moms right now who put the kids to bed listening right now are going “For fucks sake, get this AirPod out of my ear.” Me: Laughs my ass off then realizes I did just put my kid to bed and am listening to the grandpa call with my AirPods.

[@CG-js6wn]

Oh hell yeah! Victory slice!!!

[@erintheokay]

Are Todd & Kellie the only stylists in a 50-mile radius? Get a brand new stylist and keep it moving.

[@ravensotelo4559]

Jake Johnson got Reiki?!?! Nice

[@allegrafranklin8843]

Melon Master

[@danielmancia5568]

How fast is gramps movingg?? 😂😂😂

[@blogbloglog]

I’m catching up. What if we call us Gilpers.

[@danielmancia5568]

Kelly with a C watching this 👁️👄👁️. 😂😂

[@themfp3517]

@HereToHelpPod John Cougar Melonstamp

[@AmaliaAlexieff]

Santeria a la California, that is...

[@TM-bi1in]

It possible for you to get as better camera or something? I'm getting 720 over here and it's blurry

[@lucidmemory4146]

They're shooting 1080. Not sure why you're not getting that option?

[@TM-bi1in]

@@lucidmemory4146 Thought it was weird that I see his clips in better quality but I can also see other streamers streams in better quality. So, definitely trivial

[@patrickmurphy465]

Need more reiki

[@HeretoHelpPod]

What would YOU do if you walked in on your grandpa watching "special" videos?

[@CB-my1gf]

Give em some suggestions.

[@Slow_IP]

Would probably give him a door lock and a pair of headphones for his next birthday :)

[@nephrotoxick8]

Faint , considering he has been dead since 1998 😂

[@heywhitebaby]

Close the door, then look forward to getting old

[@heidimoulton2319]

Clearly, this is a perfect example of a thing which never happened. As luck would have it and thank Jod for small favors, my grandpa is the only male relative I never found in this state. As a matter of my own reality editing, I also have never found son, husband, or stepfather in this state. I suggest that any woman worthy of the name is perfectly well able to edit this small frame out of the film, especially since it in no way requires one to address it, on any level or in any way. She is young and we all got a smile out of it. That is nice, and now.....poof! It never happened. 😊

[@Stoskyy]

Reiki and energy healing is such a scam, cant believe a therapist would EVER recommend that to a patient.

[@gazwheeldon]

😂

[@taylorp9060]

Dang what a special guest ruined by the caller. Could not bear listening to “Jackie” complain. Had to skip

[@Huzzahemolleee]

This girl is from Indiana. Bullied me so hard before I moved out of state I had to change my phone number. Told me to kill myself when she knew I was suicidal. Plot twist ---ruins my favorite podcast years later. cool

[@stitcherino]

I stuck it out but kept wanting to yell “or just FIND SOMEONE ELSE” like are these 2 hairdressers the only ones in business? Why is “Celli” the only possible option if Todd leaves? Going back to her makes no sense

[@heywhitebaby]

​@@Huzzahemolleeewoah is that true? Sorry to hear that. Must be tough to have stumbled upon that here. Hope you can still enjoy the pod

[@Huzzahemolleee]

@heywhitebaby I recognize her voice and the names of the people in her story. I'm not going to out her completely b/c that feels bad to me and I don't want to trash her because that also feels bad so just passing on this sucked to listen to and I seriously hope Alexis has gotten some mental health support to help her dive into why that level of cruelty comes out in friendly situations. We all do things we don't love and I hope that was a moment she learned from. But who knows. I'm just not trying to let that evil into my life

[@anthonyedwardsolo]

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