¡You Are / Not The Father!

There are very crazy people in this show and I love it

[@MrJorgebarril]

¡¡PART 3 IS HERE!! ENJOY. kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4Lbdp-Gn7Vrftk

[@d1z501]

Thank you

[@JamesV1]

Wow what good timing to find this!

[@eliannamay7313]

Wow thanks

[@iluvdissheet]

You had me @ 4:16 great so far but this one is "extra special" as a segment. By 4:22..I subscribed! 🤣😂🤣😂. I soooooooo needed that!

[@Akichan07]

Wheres the music list for this vid bro?

[@annieapple8974]

You are not the Father! Women: 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

[@samuelthomas3029]

🎥🏃

[@petermaffay1921]

Lying ass bitches

[@Aa-tw8bz]

Men: 🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️

[@malion8374]

@@Aa-tw8bz 🕺🕺🕺🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️

[@sedniia483]

More like 🏃🏿‍♀️

[@hed1602]

"You are NOT the father" Men: 🕺🏿🕺🏿🕺🏿 Women: 🏃🏿‍♀️🏃🏿‍♀️🏃🏿‍♀️ Cameraman: 🎥🏃‍♂️🎥🏃‍♂️ Baby:

[@justaguywithnolikes3856]

👁👄👁

[@chubchub1307]

@@justaguywithnolikes3856 I am not the father 👁👅👁

[@relentlesschaos7445]

Baby: "😐"

[@wayupchris.8467]

Heditya Putra “You are the father” Men: 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶 Women: 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻 Cameraman: 🎥 🚶‍♂️🎥🚶

[@Randolorian230]

🌚🌚🌚

[@MatharuCH]

4:03 "You're convinced you're not the father?" "You got the same chance as me as being that baby's daddy" Spilled my drink XD

[@tacituskilgore5372]

well he was right

[@rtgunzboi]

It seems like even Maury was surprised lol

[@ivanlagrana878]

Well, It was obvious.

[@koolisafkarenasuggestions.2636]

I like the part where it posted... After testing 5 Men, Will I finally find my kids father ? imagine going home and telling your child that you struck out 6 times in a row trying to find their father, and what that might mean.... Either very short memory... or very active (beep) lifestyle.....

[@serketenglish5963]

Seriously, lol.

[@RJ1015-Plays]

4:05 Damn, he won over the entire crowd with that line.🤣

[@Mach5Johnny]

Even Maury got a kick out of that one! Haha

[@vivaeuropa8535]

The crowd always boos the guy until they find out he’s not the father.

[@violetm_]

Right?! Always.

[@tm0675]

Wonder why!!??!?!?! Maybe because its scripted

[@taiki9405]

Yungkibbz no it’s because they assume the guy is disowning his child until proven otherwise

[@fredrikb343]

@@tm0675 dumbass

[@QuartzIsAnOxide]

@@tm0675 I think the way these shows work is the people on stage follow a script but the audience doesn't, that way they can still capture genuine reactions from someone

[@redfox4220]

“You are NOT the father” Audience: are you sure you wanna swap teams? -->yes. No.

[@grotto185]

This comment should have received 1k likes

[@GensDoneQuick]

Absolute facts

[@rowen42069]

More like yes yes

[@brodypenn]

underrated

[@andrewwilson803]

@@grotto185 just letting you know it did

[@morayluke]

I always come back to the guy who starts dancing before he realises he is the father at 1:55 Makes me laugh everytime

[@erectilereptile7383]

Celebrated a little too soon lmfao

[@Nosaka-Kun9599]

The "OH MY GOD LINE" with his reaction before the music. that actually got me

[@garuwolf]

Man when he had to look at the kid pic 😭

[@qtaro-7097]

@@Nosaka-Kun9599 then the way he stared at the tv screen 😂😂😂

[@nachoalvarez7171]

​@@qtaro-7097And on top of that, the other baby is not his and his jaw drops

[@chikish]

4:05 my favorite part of this whole video is Maury cracking up at everything that guy says lmao

[@lovesosa9916]

Flash: I AM THE FASTEST MAN ALIVE Camera man: hold my camera

[@cjstar01jones17]

He needs his camera. More like, hold my beer

[@Maria-le5jp]

Camera man: give me my camera

[@boo5214]

Hol up

[@jaaltheangel1952]

“I’m fast as fuck boii”

[@mxmschae]

*Guy comes out* Audience: “BOO!” *Not the father* Audience: “Yeah! Let’s go dude!”

[@RoddellHenry]

Max Schaefer simple Maury Audience Logic 🤣

[@faiqdragus149]

sexist people lol

[@mxmschae]

Faiq Dragus no because remember, women can’t be sexist. It’s the first rule of feminism!

[@faiqdragus149]

@@mxmschae ah fvk man I forgot😨😨

[@ericx6969]

If she breathes she a thot

[@sudiptabhattacharjee4361]

3:22 the cameraman knows his job 🤣🤣

[@Rul01000]

knows? He really love his job!

[@m777H]

I DIED when they was dancing to soulja boy

[@crowns9966]

They even had that 2007 Soulja Boy drip 😭😭

[@kimmylive2127]

I started dancing with them!

[@thebigquack6945]

I REFUSE to believe he was not ready for this

[@funnyaerialman]

4:04 "You got the same chance as me being that baby's daddy!" Loved that part XD

[@justingaga84]

Well it was true! Both parents were white, and the kid was black 😂

[@xvxnzg9130]

Aura Khaos exactly that’s a black man’s baby

[@__xristoss21__48]

I'm dying 😂😂😂

[@miaw4122]

The fact I read this as it was happening😂😂

[@xiTzShuBBz]

Even Maury started laughing at that one 😂

[@hydreigon2709]

This whole show is basically: "Hell yeah he gonna pay child support! " or "Hell yeah I'm not gonna pay child support!"

[@sinfuldd1788]

True

[@markgreen7738]

Pretty much

[@christianpate7786]

Hydreigon or the occasional THAT BABY IS MINE!!

[@HoneyBunchesMcLover]

A prevalent contemporary dichotomy, yes. Fascinating.

[@FandomObsessedArtist]

There was one where the dad was not the father and he started crying cuz he was upset he wanted to raise the child :( I'm trying to find the video of it

[@aquileslame6897]

"You got the same chance as me of being that baby's daddy" Props to the guy, that was funny

[@alan00864]

Maury has freed more black men than Abraham Lincoln. (Stolen I know)

[@pufinjb3551]

stolen

[@Danymok]

Lol

[@akeyrtainment8507]

But still a classic

[@0Mnhrdt3]

I died 🤣

[@0Mnhrdt3]

His new name is: Abraham Maury

[@ferdtheterd3897]

"you are the father!" Mother instantly starts to twerk and do stripper moves.

[@nitrerovalgue1118]

HAHAHAHAHAHA I FUCKING DIED

[@jomrceanchina5942]

Yea but that shit is funny as hell

[@nalid6484]

Ferd The Terd Reminds me of a thing named cardi b.

[@xatte9038]

Ferd The Terd damn she good with it 😂😍

[@ferdtheterd3897]

@@nalid6484 A "thing" indeed.

[@legodarthvader7330]

Maury has freed more black men than Abraham Lincoln

[@8015908]

And the stereotypes continue.

[@natestrich3834]

Oooooof

[@natestrich3834]

@@8015908 did you nit see the vid almost every guy was a black individual

[@kevinallen7776]

Lol

[@tmoneymama9480]

Stop stealing comments, bitch!

[@frzferdinand72]

2:41 even the security guard was laughing 😂

[@oagente.imobiliario]

4:05 even Maury was dead! 😂😂💀💀💀💀

[@dollyl5596]

“YOU ARE THE FATHER” ladies do the happy dance “YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER” guys do the happy dance

[@limelaminum2935]

Guys do a muhfucken backflip

[@Tibor0803]

What comes up next? You are / not a pedophile show?

[@lilztoner3697]

Then the child starts crying.

[@ruskiryan2398]

That's because the Ho can now claim child support, and the NOT the father can cancel his cheque!

[@Makeshift05]

More like the women get in their face and yell their lungs out in the man’s face

[@shaunessyellis3749]

“You are not the father” Women:😖🏃🏽‍♀️💨 Men:🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽

[@patricksaxon3983]

I love your cartoon image, very funny!

[@garrywalmartcashier]

I'm not so sure they fart

[@abb4cchiostea]

"You are the father" Men : 😣🏃💨 Women : 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻

[@beutsavv]

"You got the same chance of being that baby's dady" Bro killed it cold

[@samajia_Vicni06]

“You got the same chance as me being that baby daddy”

[@CobaltZ_hans]

I always felt so bad for the guy who basically got Reverse-Uno'd with the two kids. The one he thought wasn't his was, and vice versa.

[@skalatoor4872]

this entire show is one massive ad for condoms

[@minaradcliffe1464]

Lol it is though

[@habz2z]

Facts

[@kenny9512]

@Pat Micucci yep

[@Narryxd]

1K Likes

[@thelona108]

more like an ad for forced sterilization.

[@notmikayla8829]

Maury: You are not the father “Dad”: 🤸‍♂️ Mom: 😭🙇‍♀️🛋⬅️⬅️🏃‍♀️😪😰

[@madixirekt2945]

🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️📽 🏃‍♀️

[@joshuadelgado118]

Dad should be changed to guy

[@marshekagallion844]

V is not a good time to help with your family have a great day at school today and I hope it tomorrow morning if I can do to call me back from my vacation days to go back to me and let me and let me know what I mean and what is your schedule for me and said she can think of right now we are at work and come to the gym with the kids and I are going to call me at your convenience to discuss the only thing I can do is not the only thing that I can do to call for me and said he would be a good day for a walk to be at the same time and I hope

[@notmikayla8829]

Marsheka Gallion ?

[@lolzu7797]

can you stop with the emojis

[@7-BIT]

1:51 mad respect to how she took it like a champ

[@MilitarYBastarD]

1:57 that dance ended up real quick!

[@crushbeast29]

Not a single person on this show has an IQ higher than 5.

[@gabematamoros0707]

What about Maury and the guys that make the DNA tests?

[@guilherminhu]

@@gabematamoros0707 They are smart because they are making money through those idiots.

[@k.cadaemos2621]

Yeh amd its all just with a simple gelelektroforese. Get some cells from mama, get some cells from papa, from the kid. Compare their dnafragments and voila... U can start this shitty program and earn millions...

[@nikolathespagetkiller5382]

Im the camera man does

[@skgleba]

They are mostly black, so what did you expect?

[@theshadowl4]

Can you imagine when their kid finds this video on internet ...

[@Alexander-in1hv]

This show been on so long these kids should start doing reaction videos.

[@WildVee]

No worries it's all fake anyway

[@theshadowl4]

What do you mean it's fake ?

[@nousernamebcimdumb8403]

The Shadow LMAO

[@LukeTheGhostKiller]

Lol These kids gonna be like “Look at daddy go!” 😂

[@reeceburns2016]

I feel really bad for the children involved in shows like this. Imagine their reaction when they see this, your father walking off stage because he didn't want you or another man dancing because he's not your father. Its even worse when you realise all these people are probably not ready to support a child, not in employment or struggling financially hence being on the show for a bit of cash. Its entertaining for us to watch from the outside but I can only imagine what its like on the inside.

[@RealKingAvi]

1:58 they were both shook. that man had to go and take a hard look at that baby lmfaooo

[@tshirt_]

Imagine after all the roasts in the last one if he was the father

[@DCMJazz]

That won't have ended well lol

[@fahadalmathkour325]

The look on his face would be priceless.......but nah he knew damn well he wasn’t

[@nicozuniga7838]

Lol the baby daddy was clearly black

[@sachingahrana310]

that's what I thought...would have been crazy.

[@nadotime4810]

Dont let this distract you from the fact that his hairline is the same shape as a notch on an iphone 🤣🤣🤣

[@eragonbrommson6948]

White woman: *screams that white man is babies father* Baby: *has brown skin and natural textured hair* 🤔

[@theartisthasarrived]

@@hellfix7886 that's like a 1 in a million thing bro

[@cheekybreeky3775]

theartisthasarrived the chances are low, but not zero.

[@theartisthasarrived]

@@cheekybreeky3775 I said 1 in a million not zero

[@catdotcom]

I mean, my mom is white, has blue eyes, natural straight blonde hair and my dad is also white, has a curly black hair and bright brown eyes, and I'm brown with curly black hair and very dark brown eyes, I look nothing like my mother or my father. It's not impossible. 🤷

[@theartisthasarrived]

@@catdotcom !

[@momosesunohara6702]

ITS THE MUSIC FOR MEEE😂😂😂 AND THE DANCES- THEY LIKE!! “I do my little dance E Dance”

[@caybcaybcayb]

Maury: “You Are the Father” The Father: Time to go get some milk!

[@giedisecondo]

Like Nelson's father...

[@xXAISPXx]

2:41 the guy that tripped over the chair killed me

[@frenzytoast5292]

😂😂😂

[@rudyflores5540]

xX AI5P Xx he got the “oooooo” at the right time

[@Pistolemaster]

xX AI5P Xx Dat nigga just bounced ‘is way up

[@DantesInferno96]

He just got up like it was nothing though lmao

[@yettel8shrjriene922]

He so happy he really didnt care.

[@cursedblueberry1974]

I’m gonna sign up for dancing classes just in case I’m not the father.

[@sterlingarcher2653]

You better do it right know bc we both know that you are a virgin.

[@dbb3030]

Bwahahahahahah

[@nisham2363]

@@sterlingarcher2653 LMAOOO

[@crescentmoon256]

so you think you will find a women, I thought you were part of the brotherhood

[@MAN-xs2lq]

Listen here carefully buddy *"You are NOT the father"*

[@gr0wnup5]

*POV* : You're hooked to this show, and can't stop watching it.

[@runenygaard8675]

Woman:crying Sofa: MY time has come

[@batvanv]

Rune Nygaard Lmaooooo for real!! 😂😭😭

[@sarrogantsosa4208]

It breaks

[@slayed301]

I wonder how many times they had to clean the sofa and pillows from all the tears and germs these women put on it 🤣

[@miracleshappen6453]

It’s more so the floor 𝗻𝗲𝘅𝘁 to the sofa 😂

[@50shekels]

This is the most hood show I’ve ever seen

[@comadoof184]

Hay joe sorry 😐

[@J-City_Faith7.]

No I disagree

[@sharky555vr]

HEY PETER

[@fader3680]

It been so long that i remember this show existed. Finding some interesting videos on KZbin and oh boy the recommendation is good.

[@bignosena5247]

1900’s : We will have flying cars in the future The Future:

[@fonfra8778]

welcome back to *"why is this on my recommended"* episode 216

[@nagiiboo]

That's it? I'm in season 102 episode 3.

[@fonfra8778]

@@nagiiboo damm, you are a real youtube veteran

[@nagiiboo]

@@fonfra8778 heh, aren't we all who had an account from around 2010 or earlier?

[@CloroxBleach0]

@@nagiiboo I made my first yt account at 2013

[@mrrevenue592]

On this episode we get another thief

[@erikgustafson9158]

the crowd always hate the dude and turn up with him whem he aint the dad

[@RobinLundqvist]

Erik Gustafson kan det här vara en annan svenne? lol

[@subzerofromny735]

why do they do that?

[@tyruss23]

Jswave 34 producers tell them to

[@RinkoDinko]

LiiL ACiiAS No they don't, the producers have signs telling them how to react

[@mayanotopsleep]

i remember watching this on my way to school 5 years ago, i even downloaded it to show my friends 😂

[@jestenaguirre9108]

I feel bad for these kids… I also feel bad for the government and communities that will have to deal with the products of a promiscuous mother and a father less home..

[@Nasasoccer1717]

The fact that these poor kids are growing up either knowing that their father didn't want them or that they don't know who their father is, is very very sad.

[@benitoluera8467]

If the momma wouldn't be laying with every dude in the club she'd know who the dad would be. The last one, 5 guys before dejon. And he still not the dad. I mean was she still giving it up while pregnant. How many guys she do when she got pregnant

[@benitoluera8467]

Talk about if the dude was paying child support I'd sue for back pay.

[@uzairahmed4261]

It's actually funny AF

[@beatrixblitzer747]

James or their mom screwed twelve dudes and has no idea who fathered their last five kids.

[@st6thatch385]

Its their mothers fault for being hoes

[@wartb.58]

Before entering this show they all take 2 weeks of breakdance-practice.

[@Ivan-ce4of]

wartb. I bet it’s a requirement yo even be in the show 😂😂

[@jeremybrown9611]

LMFAO

[@SpizawkDaKizowz]

So I sat down for the evening after dinner, as usual, with my glass of red wine and a good non-fiction book. Culture and edification! I was closing my KZbin window of Julia Child which had shown me how to make a PERFECT Les cuisses de Grenouille when I saw, in the lower-right corner, a link to this video. I thought to myself "Why not change it up?" I knew in the back of my mind that Maury Povich had gone to a fine prep school (Landon School, look it up!) and would surely be a fine source of edification and culture. I was not disappointed! The....I guess the best word I can use is 'education' I received in a mere 5 minutes from this video has changed my worldview. I can see that my priorities were WAY out of whack, and I now understand what's most important in life: to show that biatch I AIN'T her baby daddy! Thank you, Maury. And thank you to the countless Americans who worked hard to produce this masterpiece.

[@malayshamorgan3918]

I been looking for this specific compilation for YEARS JUST for that last part!

[@charliefricker4229]

Man: (starts twerking) Director: “zoom in on but” Cameraman: “why?” Director: “for the boys”

[@memezilla2573]

👍

[@gradefprofessional]

I thank the director for that

[@jimmydonaldson9128]

oh nah u gay

[@RaistlinM21]

Gotta make sure the material keeps coming

[@coolnameright7019]

Comment of the year

[@ju1iett232]

The Soulja boy and the twerking guy one has me dead 😂😂

[@bsherder]

I love how the camera man zoomed in on the twerking guy. EDIT: No homo. lol

[@kevinallen7776]

The soulja boy is the funniest one lol

[@CheySenpie]

He had *MAD CAKE* 😋 lmao

[@CD-lj4qs]

Juuu Juuu 3:17

[@greysonhamstra9541]

Fr

[@abc.animal5143]

I know it’s a terrible situation for the child involved (bad parents), but some of these reactions are just priceless

[@ZaaltheDragon]

3:45 This guy has my respect, he put up with their BS, and threw it right back in their faces. 😏

[@Calluma96]

He was right to be confident, the child was very obviously mixed race so clearly wasnt his

[@TheLunkeyGamer]

I need to learn how to breakdance so if I'm ever not the father I can start breaking it down

[@erintitus2204]

Lmao man 😂😂

[@mkandekki9895]

Lol

[@669clayton]

So what your saying is that ur results are always u r the father so maybe u should stop producing and then u could learn to breakdance

[@ncdozer3103]

669clayton maybe you could learn to write and people would be able to understand what message you’re trying to convey

[@669clayton]

@@ncdozer3103 ok hang on there simpleton "you are the father so no need to breakdance and stop producing with easy women so that you should know that you are the father without tests"

[@Deloooon]

I don't feel bad for the girl or the guy... I feel bad for the kid...

[@MrJorgebarril]

Nobody thinks about children!

[@NP-ij9zq]

Deloon que

[@theoargyros3618]

Deloon 😂 they are watching this episode with their non father and they both start furiously sweating🤣

[@hattdyrhieint9853]

That's fucking true

[@notwali6617]

Deloon j

[@djarthounahmed3259]

1:57 their reactions 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kj7792]

Great editing 🤣 had me rolling with the music clips

[@chapter4444]

I wouldn't be too proud being on this show in any scenario

[@1950Grendel]

When your partner says, "We're going on Maury" you know it's about to hit the fan.

[@forbesupnxlous8681]

Well it offers free testing so there's that, at least in the states it's not frowned upon to go on THIS show (few others)

[@MrGoodeats]

@@forbesupnxlous8681 definitely frowned upon. Lmao

[@birdontheinternet]

Well if you're 100% sure the kid's are/not yours and it's your partner that sugests it then it's kinda like the ultimate "I told you so and you didn't listen now look at how embarassed you are infront of all these people." Though I can't believe that some people just admited the the circumstances sounding their children's conseptions like the one lady who had a threesome and the other who just said she was "wild in her teens."

[@abdallahsharef375]

True & Deep

[@clapcheeks6950]

"You are the father." Guy: Walks away casually Girl: Starts taunting and laughing "You are not the father." Guy: Starts dancing Girl: Runs away sobbing uncontrollably

[@topdoomslayer3913]

ObstacleTurtle It’s a simple cycle on this

[@TBry-un1ok]

ObstacleTurtle you’re not wrong lol

[@mob4609]

ObstacleTurtle *mostly Africans*

[@littleredridingh00d]

Then the girl tosses herself on the couch or floor

[@beautifulsoul5882]

I, Fenrir fuck off

[@octaviocarrizo2562]

This is in just a few words. One of the better TV shows that I've ever seen

[@hmdwgf]

You what I’m enjoying? The athleticism of some of these guests. Backflips, cartwheels, etc.!

[@KnowingEyes]

God *_really_* needs to hit the reset button.

[@erickbarrios3669]

Reviewing Panther sorry no can do it’s one inch away it has to be 1 cm close.

[@manny9564]

He shouldve gotten it right the first time

[@tactical_ghost199]

He needs to hit the *kill* button

[@amberthompson6622]

he should just snap his fingers like thanos💀💀

[@godalmighty5161]

I would, but that would also mean I'd have to go without humans making memes for a while.

[@miaiyuu]

_"You are not the father..."_ Trans: *twerks* _"You are the MOTHER!"_

[@canaldosouza6372]

Fuck Dude hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@Sword_Man.]

ItzJaey Shey Lmao as a Trans dude this cracked me up so much :)

[@miaiyuu]

@@Sword_Man. I'm glad you aren't offended😅

[@yuh8946]

@Mr. Vega begone transphobe!!!!

[@deemuh_7599]

Ok I just got the joke and I gotta say. That was a good one 😂👌🏼

[@littlemonkey5696]

🤣😅😂Your channel 🥺🥴 is awesome funny and hilarious love it

[@agoshgaur5335]

How does this give me joy no matter what the result is?

[@cowl6867]

The host must love his job.

[@LeWildSister]

El Loco Rift 😂

[@clone1eighty7]

Fuck ya I would

[@mustachelol5806]

El Loco Rift 😂😂

[@synistershadows3107]

El Loco Rift fuck I would

[@dyamond3359]

SL1K_ Kemit its not fake 😂

[@GoodVibes-yw3kg]

Kids the moral of the story is, wear *protection....*

[@vseodbornik]

no

[@minkim3233]

Use

[@alfredbubandt236]

You’re probably a kid yourself

[@shonjeih]

I clappin raw and you can’t stop me

[@taetm8868]

@@taliamboule2853 why

[@definitionsupervillain4583]

It’s like when your character in a fighting game is celebrating a win

[@helpmegetto1k4channelnotab78]

*I cant enjoy this without knowing the legitimacy of it....my gosh..*

[@BrickwallStudios0]

"I don't even think i had sex with this woman !" gold

[@dieaissatougning1259]

😂😂😂

[@2xdrewski560]

Im ded

[@2xdrewski560]

Demir Priboj Klaüs ill answer this k, there happy CAUSE THEY DONT GET TO PAY child support

[@zorp7934]

4:20

[@ricomurdershewrote5040]

OHHHHHHHHH

[@vronox2890]

and they say americans don't have culture

[@hmuphilly9129]

More like cult shit

[@DanielDaiHer]

if you are fine with it

[@amala4726]

vronox They’re not all like this-

[@ordinaryotaku3066]

Culture of irresponsible people

[@josuekhan5511]

The real Americans have (the natives)

[@theodoragreveniotis9495]

I would love to see ”were are they now” 😂

[@randallrona9618]

That dance in the first one, the backflip & the last one were iconic & legendary.

[@seasesh4073]

It's sad how people don't realize how much of a problem this is

[@TheRisky9]

Exactly. This isn't even about the child anymore. It's about ego.

[@meepmeep3688]

Zyad AL-otaibe what do you mean

[@ibreathed4281]

Zyad AL-otaibe ya what du you meen

[@psychwardpussyeater]

fucking thots are the reason!

[@ibreathed4281]

The Creator what is thots

[@kendo-sama9754]

Feel sad for the kids....they treat it as some joke

[@spoqky2746]

It?

[@kendo-sama9754]

Patrick Star was trying to say everyone in that situation

[@Eversgarden]

Kendo -sama kids are jokes now a days

[@spoqky2746]

@@kendo-sama9754 ye now i get it

[@darthvader-gf2po]

Its fake,there are actors

[@zabrizzL]

these smoove moves be givin' me life oooof

[@duncanidaho2130]

The first will forever be a classic.

[@suberbanan]

" you got the same chance of being that baby's father as me" I'm dying 😂

[@qtaro-7097]

This dude is savage lmfao

[@royedking]

4:05

[@natriciacharles5028]

Adam Hanafi wow

[@maximillianosaben]

I love that Maury didn’t even try to hide laughing at that.

[@s6otti]

Adam Hanafi I DIDNT NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN

[@tomaszb9668]

Ii just can't believe that kind of shows really exist.

[@cysio914]

Tomasz B Me too

[@Adriangonzalez-sh4xx]

Yea but what if someone gets pregnant and just says you the father and have to take care of a baby thats not yours and thats why this show exist because of the dna test

[@JotaUY]

Adrian gonzalez you don't need a fucking show to do that you know... the show is for retards

[@Adriangonzalez-sh4xx]

Jorge Mallada its funny

[@del_mont3]

Its probably fake like every reality show from US.

[@theseancolnel]

I haven't watch a single episode of this show but this is just something else

[@Lucy_Heartfilia822]

Me: The most literal hood shit I’ve ever seen Also me: sits through the whole thing and watches it

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Parents be like: You are an accident. But we still love you.

[@shinysheyka5301]

Yeah

[@anthonybeard2747]

Yup, and proud of it!

[@shahzaankhan3428]

Yo what anime is your pfp from

[@boohooter23]

Or they don't tell you right away but you just figure it out after making so many jokes that you originally didn't think were actually true (I figured out that I was unplanned after making jokes about it in my youth then actually thinking about if I was)

[@jakewulgar]

Shahzaan Khan Fairy Tail

[@bruhs4621]

women dancing cuz of the child support and men cuz of freedom 😂😂

[@justwatching3124]

Bernardo :v my thoughts exactly! Spot on

[@tanamongoloid3620]

Lol

[@defcalledque]

Men vs women reactions xD

[@saidiejimenez4531]

Bernardo :v or because they prove that they are not that big of a ho

[@bruhs4621]

Saidie Jimenez I didnt think that way, that's a good point

[@anactualplant9574]

Not gonna lie, you put the best tracks on these clips 😂

[@jasleenatwal3890]

this is my favourite video on the whole internet

[@LifeIsBrief]

Man, the "you are not the fathers" are so satisfying.

[@roseaceae]

C A S H E W ドラン did u receive that male attention u were craving? handmaiden

[@LifeIsBrief]

It's everything I dreamed it to be.

[@CelphTitled7]

yeah you are right, no one wanne be the father of strangers kid

[@tueftlerboy2983]

Man the "you are fathers" are satisfying too

[@alexanderk.6545]

No 100% Not, the „you are the fathers“are satisfying. but okk

[@KnightGlint]

Last guy: Walks in with booing audience, leaves a hero with a raving, screaming and dancing audience.

[@fake281]

Knight Glint This is why I hate American TV show

[@dictatornoodle1260]

Knight Glint yeah because he was shown as a terrible person but then was a better person than he seemed Plus not every single person is with the woman

[@EnderSpy358]

that fat hoe and her mother already had the audience won over before he even walked out, he had to claw his way back and ended up exposing her

[@seraj3068]

@@dictatornoodle1260 Still though they shouldn't just boo they don't know what happens

[@lovefromwonderland]

I don't care what anyone says, this show is absolute gold

[@abidshahriar7346]

4:02 "you got the same chance of me as being that baby's daddy" Lmao dude 😂 that got me

[@FernWinchester]

when they find out they're not the father

[@averagecat5968]

Seeing how much this is a mother loving country and how badly men are treated and used up for child support, im pretty sure some of those guys already paid child support...for a child they dont believe that is theirs, now if it was their kid they need to step up and be a father...though im quite sure some of those men are incapable of doing so.

[@ythsh]

that guy dancing to spongebob music rofl I want to find happiness like he did.

[@thesaltydawg8386]

fr fr

[@Pneuma2001]

Fern Fern I'm the 666th like! I'm Am The Antichrist!

[@andrewzernovak56]

Can I legally separate from a species

[@theonejackal89]

Regretfully... no.

[@drgnslyr221]

@Shaise Surname Ahhh, did all the little transgender kids hurt your little fee-fees. Sorry, snowflake.

[@miasbookblog96]

When you find a way to separate, notify me immediately

[@almightyestloaf1821]

I sexually identify as a p-90

[@jackalsniper]

@@drgnslyr221 Literally the only snowflake here is you. 😂

[@JarJarBinkz68]

and the Oscar for best music goes to ... 😂🤣😂

[@carlomaster1o596]

2:53 has got to be the most "chillin with my homie" dance

[@dwadeisthegoat2020]

That's something I would do frfr 😂😂

[@ss-7162]

father: black mother: black children:white

[@kay6480]

That’s literally me. Both my parents are black but I could pass for white because of how light my skin is lmao.

[@kokobunni5897]

This happens all the time, absolutely common

[@sergeantsixty9147]

Azrael Malaku I Maut r/thatreallyhappened

[@britishpakistaniactor9096]

@@kay6480 f

[@theemirofjaffa2266]

@@kay6480 boy if you lived in Africa, people would literally swear that you are not your parents kid. They barely know things like these happen. I know as I love there

[@francisu4180]

I've been depressed living in Russia, but looking at this maybe it's not that bad

[@truthseeking6611]

God save America!And thug culture is spreading all over the world.

[@francisu4180]

@Blind Squid the problem is that these pretty Russian girls want the finished product. They want you to be rich but they don't want to hang around while I go through the soul crushing process of getting there.

[@UtubeIsassHoe]

@@francisu4180 Hey Bro, greetings from USA! I just wanted to say that women are like that here too. Just focus on you and your goals. Girls will come girls will go. Don't tie yourself down. The minute she says she wants exclusivity cut her loose. Dont sacrifice nothing for your career goals. Then when you are rich and comfortable you can have any girl you want. But don't become thier human wallet. Get what you need and go. Pump and dump.

[@francisu4180]

@@UtubeIsassHoe yah I've recently adopted the same mentality. I don't want to tie myself to a woman who will just view me as an ATM

[@lovedittheskinyourin3574]

@@Samer-lx5sz Most people are not this way. Btw it's fake :)

[@hauffman]

This program is pure gold

[@lsbrgss]

I shouldn't be laughing, but this is so funny😂😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♀️