You can be FAST as Sonic, but...

Coney mediates the evil genie, this time giving you life changing choices like being a content creator, being the fastest in the world, and shaking Joe Biden's hand. But of course, there's always a catch to these deals. Are they worth the risk?
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[@SpiritOfLenin]

love that the "summon three fictional characters that are always friendly" just flatout lied and went "75% of the time they aren't friendly". shitty genie classic

[@icelord2593]

The shitty genie had too much alcohol when he made that one

[@jamesfunnymorrison8305]

get outta here lenin

[@matthewbartlett3442]

Who wants to start a revolution?

[@Ijustusethistocommentstuff]

I think it's more "They know who you are" kind of thing, considering the wording. So, even if they are kind to you, your friends, and family, they don't know who you are, or the world they are in. So, you can summon, say, Cloud, and he might just wander off and Limit Break the first mugger he sees. With that interpretation, it isn't an L, it's just kind of annoying, and somewhat limits your options. Not like I would really WANT to summon a Rathalos, but I don't want only a 25% chance of it being a good pet.

[@castform7]

​@@IjustusethistocommentstuffThere's always the instant rerolls you get. Just snap it away be and wait for it to not commit arson.

[@NamelessGamer29]

The genie’s got a lot of guts showing his face after last time

[@Samevi]

I thought Sonic wished for him to live out the rest of his days trapped inside his lamp as he was in days of old.

[@lylelylecrocodile2538]

Good thing he's getting punished by trumpets though

[@DRB_]

don't let this new episode of shitty genie distract you from the fact that last time he thought he could spin us not taking dead dog being reincarnated as our firstborn as an L and got so mad that we went 9-0 he started SCREAMING and CRYING

[@five_6_seven_8]

What video is that holy

[@J4__]

we went 12-0

[@schwany6703]

​@@five_6_seven_8 one of the last 3 shitty genies forgot which one

[@schwany6703]

@@five_6_seven_8 one of the last 3 genies

[@ilshail153]

@@five_6_seven_8 'There's always a catch...' is the name of it, should be 3-4 months ago iirc

[@Xanek]

Coney really trying to mend his standing with Sonic fans.

[@shortesnameofalltime]

Coward behavior how dare he be frightened by the blue colored hedgehog fandom, a genie should not be wary or frightened by anything or anyone

[@Palozon]

Sonic: cool Sonic *Fans:* feral Sonic Games: many bangers Sonic *Adventure* Games: embarassing. There needs no mending.

[@baqly]

@@Palozonum.. sonic adventure is …. Cool… and badass….

[@MapleLunii]

​@@Palozon *Hits the hell naw button*

[@J4__]

By trying to kill them

[@picklejar9932]

Coney gets mad at chat for not being whimsical but he won't let them turn into that one contemplative werewolf that sits under a tree ;_;

[@illford6921]

Real

[@aperson1412]

bro being a werewolf means you have super strength + smell + hearing dude that shit is MAD convenient what the fuck was he smoking

[@amazingtoaster9606]

I just wanted to be Jon Talbain tbh

[@TwilightOroChi]

Just lock yourself up during a full moon, you know when it's coming apparently

[@giraffegiraffe810]

@@aperson1412do werewolves get all of those powers while in human form because I thought they only got powers when they transform?

[@staticchimera44]

It's still so funny to me that at [8:40] chat said no and yet the genie still made the time machine

[@hihi9434]

I agree😂 also "im not white so L" is a great chat moment

[@TJ-Henry-Yoshi]

I love how Coney does his evil laugh even when the outcome is very obviously good. It really builds the character of the shitty genie to make him think every single one of his wishes are completely diabolical

[@CONEYZZ]

He thinks he wins every time

[@JackgarPrime]

@@CONEYZZ Especially because he has yet to ever actually win.

[@Lysvsyl]

@@JackgarPrime Nah, today was a genuine win. While the loss for adventure was BS, the other 3 Ls were fair, so the Genie wins.

[@ryanrech107]

@@Lysvsyldisagree with the werewolf one

[@hihi9434]

​@@Lysvsyl yeah how is being able to become a werewolf an L? If anything you could make it like a circus show and become famous. You just have to lock your ass up every full moon😂

[@Shradow]

The milkshake one was definitely an L, unfortunately. The milkshakes are also entirely optional, so if you don't make milkshakes you don't suffer the downside in the first place so at worst you're neutral. Someone already brought up a strainer, a simple solution to not even that big of a problem.

[@mewtastic2409]

Coney normally asks us to try and gaslight Twitch chat but he's unironically right about the milkshakes

[@yecksd]

TRUMPETS 🗣️‼️ 🎺🎺🎺🎺

[@fl4re163]

That adventure one is so stupid because you don't do an escape room cause you actually think you'll find the secret treasure.

[@SlogDog545]

Yeah, I though that one was intended to be a w.

[@matthewbartlett3442]

I swear coney gets dumber the more he does this series

[@admiralsky56]

​@SlogDog545 the most important thing to know about shitty genie is that they're always meant to be Ls no matter what chat picks. If chat had said no, he'd have made the same arguments they made to save themselves to kill them

[@somedude4832]

It literally said “you gain new powers” like wtf why is that an L

[@JackgarPrime]

Not to mention saving the princess means you now have great favor with the royal family and they'll probably just give you all the riches you could ever want anyway.

[@draconocor1309]

as a werewolf I would sell courses on how to become a werewolf that are definitely scams but how skeptical can you be of the validity of the course when I can literally turn into a werewolf at any time that or like construction

[@Hon3yWa5p]

Coney absolutely not spitting w/ the kingdom thing. I get to have a life altering adventure that will give me life experiences nobody could ever hope to match, fuck the gold.

[@Mikon595]

"You can summon any fictional characters and they will always be very friendly" But "They only have a 25% chance of becoming friendly" Someone needs to teach the genie what the word "ALWAYS" means

[@scouthatesrainbows]

The genie has existed for eons, long before even math or dictionaries

[@meluiethbox844]

Coney's mentality of what wishes are an L and what are a W is indistinguishable from that of Timmy Turner's.

[@Keeeyon7]

coney called me autistic at the beginning of this stream

[@yaboipaps9938]

True

[@TheZWolf]

good

[@kennybosefus]

Gotta give em credit, he gets it right sometimes.

[@Bone8380]

Was he wrong?

[@Yvs8962]

Facts 💯

[@ZectorV1]

I just want to tell you in advance as a friend; if this genie scams me again i will NOT be liking or subscribing and ill see to it my compatriots don't either! Your move.

[@ValueNetwork]

No genie could be as shitty as the one that gave sonics friend in mourning a million feathers to cry into

[@flashyhero4850]

The friend was the genie lmao

[@fr0stdr4ke95]

He gave her a mountain of hankerchiefs so she would be able to wipe away her tears to help get over her abusive ex.

[@lylelylecrocodile2538]

Sonic MADE his friend genie make the handkerchiefs for herself

[@buff00n3ry]

You're gonna tell me that we didn't gain *anything* during a successful adventure to topple an evil empire? No skills, magic, powers, equipment, friends / allies or fame & fortune from saving the world??? What a [OMITTED] genie.

[@Louis-wp3fq]

You could literally have a blender on hand that gets rid of the ice AND blends in other flavors. Even with the cost of those additions, you'll undercut every single producer of milkshakes in the world and be amazingly rich.

[@SplashV_]

Tine for my favorite game "How will the Conester scam chat today!"

[@squiddyte4552]

the one guy in chat who was like “I CAN SUMMON ED EDD N EDDY” got me good

[@staffordandsuch]

I gotta say it, Coney's right. Like literally i'm contractually obligated to say it. Is that good enough boss, will you pay me now?

[@jonasjohnson5383]

I can't believe the genie thought it was an L to give us crazy wicked magic wizard powers but take away our gold that we didn't even have That genie guy is insane Good thing we have Coney around to talk some sense into him

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Chat is stupid if they think not being able to have infinite milkshakes is not a w. The chucks of ice are a bonus, you get free ice too.

[@alcaboz_sadino7217]

cant you solve world hunger with the infinite milkshake

[@clock3799]

You could solve world thirst

[@Kay-im6ht]

While I agree with Coney; no, no you cannot.

[@gloomy_gal]

With the huge ass ice chunks, no probably not. Unless you guys are pulling out strainers it would be more thirst than hunger

[@jamiemccreath3959]

Having infinite access to anything is a W, even really bad milkshakes... No idea what Coney was talking about with "just make another milkshake" though lol

[@legojedimasterplokoon2173]

Yep. The milkshakes is objectively good for the same exact reason the time machine is. If the caveat only happens when you use the ability, the power is good. You can always just not use the power so having the option is always good. The bad ones are when the downside happens whether or not you use the power

[@commandacrunch]

Yeah it's an ability you didn't have before. Even if you don't like the milkshakes you can just never summon one and it's exactly the same as saying no. There's absolutely no downside even if you think the ability is underwhelming

[@epicmarschmallow5049]

Think the idea is you can just sieve out the ice from multiple milkshakes to get a proper one?

[@E_Fig05]

I agree with the Milkshake one being an L. Plus, Vanilla mixes with basically everything, so you could put it in a blender and mix it with whatever flavor you wanted and get rid of the ice chunks at the same time.

[@chefvideogame]

5:00 Counterpoint: you can become Jon Talbain, the karate werewolf from Darkstalkers.

[@Cobalt957]

He cant stop sonic posting, huh?

[@Rectal_Splash]

That sounds like secret furry behaviour to me

[@whymethough2701]

​@@Rectal_SplashTK brought this up a while ago. If you actually pay attention to the things he says, it's not so secret 😂

[@CyclonSilver]

More like you can't stop Sonic clicking, have you considered that ??

[@brenneneaster5479]

"Kill People? I think that's cringe" -Coney 2024

[@IfeAlikaboss]

If the treasure is inside me, then I don't NEED the gold.

[@IfeAlikaboss]

Ah... good curveball at the end...

[@FranXiT]

Rare instance of the genie being reasonable! Big improvement from last time!

[@elliev1sion]

you're right about the milkshakes cause it's still a milkshake, infinite ones at that, and nothing said you can't just pick the ice chunks out

[@elliev1sion]

free shitty milkshake is still a free milkshake i fear

[@espurrseyes42]

Just put the milkshake in a blender, maybe add some more stuff to it, and blend it further.

[@yecksd]

not the subpar fuckin genie again aw who am i kiddin, we love the subpar genie

[@lylelylecrocodile2538]

Not me, I HATE the subpar genie

[@reagansido5823]

"Which 3 fictional characters would you guys summon?" Pokemon fans: I think we all know where this is going.

[@Hon3yWa5p]

Coney spitting on the milkshake thing.

[@Rockalanche]

Coney is totally right about the milkshakes.

[@Bone8380]

My favorite part of Shitty Genie is when Coney occasionally lets the mask of him being a game show host slip and he picks the worlds most obvious trap prompt that can incredibly easily be construed as an L no matter what Chat picks because in reality, Coney is a bad dungeon master that thinks the DM is supposed to try ans defeat the player party and that the two roles are supposed to have an adversarial relationship.

[@ValueNetwork]

They did an episode of Doctor who where the Time Machine of the daleks could only go to the Great Depression, and it was awesome! They had pig slaves and messed up experiments and the people of New York rallied together to stop them. Andrew Garfield was in that episode, I’m taking that deal!

[@Yvs8962]

Okay but when youre drunk a mediocre vanilla milkshake kinda hits…

[@MapleLunii]

Shitty cheeseburgers too

[@Adventureruler]

Sonic? Alright now he caught me attention 😎

[@infernox1099]

I loved the part of the stream when the shitty genie was tortured by our new power "trumpetaga"

[@kreatona4219]

Honestly with the milkshake one, there was nothing about not being able to sell it so it's kind of an infinite money glitch. Who cares if the milkshakes suck, just sell them for like 25 cents and no one would complain

[@erich_ika]

coney is right on the milkshake one. You lose nothing by accepting the genie's offer, and if you don't like the milkshake you can just not summon it

[@LIlFro-]

coneys videos genuinely brighten my day

[@WhyYouWahYoo]

I think I figured out why the Shitty Genie makes us so mad. It’s because it reminds how little control we have in our lives. Truth is, life is nothing but a series of these same button presses, albeit with less drastic consequences most of the time, and every once in a while the Shitty Genie we call fate will decide “no that’s an L” even though we did everything right. This game is a depressing and maddening microcosm of the greater human experience, and Coney is representative of every negative thread in our lives during it. No wonder we get so angry. But in the end, the Shitty genie knows nothing but his own cruel twists of fate. We need not fight it. We may only do our best to press the right buttons and pray we can correct our L’s. Such is life.

[@s0mniosidae]

Shitty Genie makes me mad because of the prospect of losing to Coney in general

[@djk1563]

eh

[@bleachigo990]

Go outside and eat a donut or something.

[@WhyYouWahYoo]

@@s0mniosidaeyeah that too

[@WhyYouWahYoo]

@@djk1563idk why but YT sees this as a foreign language and has a translate button under it and I think that’s really funny

[@The_Ultimate_Faker]

I have kept my vow and have come to the KZbin comments to again insist that the adventure was a big fat W because imagine getting to ride a dragon and fight ogres. That shit sounds FUN with or without a reward, plus you might have new powers or maybe even become a ruler by the end. THE TRUMPET 🎺🎺🎺

[@Cosplaybuddygiraffes]

Shitty Genie getting bamboozled with trumpets is a highlight of the series

[@dangangalaxy9759]

I need a DnD series where Coney is the DM and has this exact personality the entire time

[@bcf789]

Honestly the Genie killed it this round, maybe Coney's Crooked Carnival Games aren't so crooked after all.

[@stargirlfelicia]

Not only do you get infinite milkshakes that you can pour separately from the chunks of ice to make one full chunkless milkshake, you also get infinite chunks of ice. It's an absolute L for twitch chat.

[@crypticcss4359]

All love this was one of my favorite coney videos he’s hilarious in this one

[@jfa99]

damn coney was popping off at the end, thought he was about to hbox his chair

[@Skozzy]

coney is so right, and correct, and based, and smart about the milkshakes being fine -youtube viewer

[@acehasgreed]

Every time Coney does Sh-EVIL-y Genie I know I’m going to end up annoyed by his weaseling yet I return every time for my content slop like a content piggy. Yum yum yum gimme content

[@cadetsparklez3300]

The werewolf would be so inconvenient even without the second part

[@roboverse6234]

as a milkshake enthusiast, i SO approve of icy shakes lmao...

[@Levinswords]

Coney we gained NEW POWERS from our Adventure, Gold or not that’s a W

[@icenovice]

the president shakes your hand but neither of you can use that hand for a day

[@Ban-zx9se]

You were right about the milkshakes

[@jakipop3397]

Man, Coney's charisma never gets old.

[@sadtoad250]

If I gave my friends milkshakes with large chunks of ice, they’d want to kill me slowly and painfully

[@tehquiper6796]

Coney's spitting about the milkshakes

[@jacobhumphries1416]

Free milkshakes, even with ice is so good, could solve world hunger maybe

[@BaddieVT]

I love how at the beginning it’s the s-Evil-Ty

[@chaosjoey123]

17:40 doesn't say what I have to do with those milkshakes, you can sell them. spawn obscene amounts onto those you despise. Need too keep cool? Spawn in milkshakes. I think the ability to spawn infinite matter leads to some for of infinite energy, since matter and calories are energy.

[@chaosjoey123]

Oh also worse case scenario if the milkshakes are just that awful, you can just not use the power. Nothing is stopping you from buying or making milkshakes like normal

[@heckinjackamirite]

(20:00) big L, literally could resell milkshakes, bypass overpriced milk-shakes, etc. the only thing youd need is a strainer, and maybe a food license if youre selling them for whatever price.

[@jaredtherock5692]

The trumpet returns!!

[@dangangalaxy9759]

Coney was spitting with the milkshake one icl

[@carson2258]

I'm so glad Vince included theTRUMPET saga

[@bentshaggyoil]

i have chronic sonicles

[@parrotbt2124]

I adore the moment at 7:12 where CONEY gets terrorized by the Trumpet🎺 🎺🎺

[@VirtualMarmalade]

i haven't laughed this hard at a youtube video maybe ever jesus chrrrrist

[@tizo1206]

THE TRUMPET!

[@ntq6887]

it's hard to forget, Coney. I don't forget.

[@DarkestNova556]

I am contractually obligated, due to the earlier handshake, to perpetually agree with the genie.

[@andrewprahst2529]

Your so right coney!

[@goldenft3208]

not taking the milkshake actually was the biggest L of my life unironically

[@LimaBravoCharlie]

The genie was correct on the milkshake thing. You can just summon 2 of the shakes, remove the big bits with a spoon (or put the shakes in a blender) and voila.

[@zsasha2004]

I think this was the most fair genie yet

[@frost3533]

The milkshake one chat was definitely coping over

[@marwynmentis3419]

You're definitely right Coney

[@averypatrick5279]

When it comes to the evil genie segments, Coney's dynamic with chat almost turns into that of a 1950's cartoon duo. I can closely compare it to the relationship between Tom and Jerry, in which chat in Tom and Coney is Jerry.

[@jaydenyoo4309]

Id argue the last one is a W since you still have powers

[@Rocco_lifts]

This video concept is gas

[@LooseCo]

Shitty Genie is my favorite segment. It can make chat soooo angry

[@ghostkill221]

As a werewolf you can move your furniture a lot easier.

[@Joltaru]

Coney is right about the milkshakes

[@Ed-1749]

I have the distinct suspicion that coney went out of his way to make the "the treasure was inside you all along" the final L.

[@dreadpumpkin896]

1:45 “I don’t know I haven’t checked my phone in a while” InCREDibly underrated joke

[@Zamasuthealmighty]

That monster can is definitely poisoned.

[@coreywhitaker883]

Not taking infinite milkshakes with big bits of ice in it was a L. You right Coney.

[@clebbb390]

Mom help coney is scaring me

[@idavid8391]

This was unironically a hilarious stream. Blue Coney was cool, THETRUMPET lives on forever, and we keep on interrupting. 19:53 No. xdd

[@admiralsky56]

THETRUMPET

[@ComradeAlpharius]

Coney you're so right I actually like ice chunks in my milk shakes

[@mister_moon]

Coney... you're wrong on the milkshake.

[@Goobergurl]

I agree with Coney regarding the infinite milkshakes wish. Even tho it has big bits of ice in it you could just, idk, WAIT FOR THE ICE TO MELT??? Chat was straight up COPING with that one. Even if you are lactose intolerant do you know how many friends or potential connections you could make just by being the milkshake guy? YOU COULD LITERALLY OPEN UP A MILKSHAKE SHOP, AND JUST BUY OTHER FLAVORS TO MIX INTO YOUR INFINITE SUPPLY OF VANILLA MILKSHAKES. Coney you weren't spinning it in any way whatsoever. The Geni was so based for that wish 💯 🍦

[@eugenekrabs141]

19:57 I can confirm, you were 100% right.

[@bazoinksitstheguy5852]

i love vanilla milkshakes