You Can't Feed Your Child With Time | HAIYAA #3

Welcome to Episode #3 of HAIYAA with Nigel Ng! In this week's podcast, Nigel reveals the story of driving a stranger to the hospital and makes a compelling case for the joy of scented candles.
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This week, Nigel is disappointed in:
0:00 Intro/People who don't like scented candles
8:12 anti-vaxxers are more fun
14:00 a guy injured from a Christmas Eve fight
26:20 not spending money on shit
28:56 Dim sum sex toy: www.etsy.com/shop/boxesfun
32:25 Listener disappointment
Go see Nigel on tour: nigelngcomedy.com/#shows
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[@samuelnegash6644]

Nigel Ng: What wine goes with Asian food? Me: *rice wine*

[@eddiekoleno2291]

Correct answer: any wine if it's free

[@karolkaz]

Kudos to you for going over to check and sending a blood soaked stranger to the hospital! Also, for you to leave your number in case they needed any other help was very kind of you. Who would have thought, the loud mouth Nigel Ng helped restore our faith in humanity, you are a diamond in the rough. I always believe that if we see an emergency happening right in front of us, we should step up to help. I hope your random act of kindness inspires your listeners to be kind too. You kinda remind me of Gordon Ramsey in Kitchen Nightmares, he does not sugar coat and often gets misunderstood for being "mean", when he is just very perceptive and has others best interests at heart.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

I’m enjoying this podcast. Nigel is such a lovely and chaotic host ♥️

[@robertomoralez2718]

Diptyque should make a candle called Nigel's Crotch because of this episode.

[@ielv1005]

that injured guy story is just hilarious. i cant stop laughing when Nigel said, do you want to hear some music

[@ozchinoise]

Was a big fan of RTMY. This podcast is now growing on me. 👏

[@bryanabbott6169]

I can just see someone sending Uncle Roger MSG-scented candles after hearing Nigel in this podcast. "Hey, isn't this Uncle Roger? He really likes scented candles? I wonder what kind would be great to send him?"

[@chidori_spear0584]

When you said "should I play Mr. Bright Side?" I laughed my ass off.

[@JustD_na]

Ooooh he sections off his podcast so you can easily skip to certain topics. Nice 👍🏼

[@Yubi_Shimaru]

Every episode, it's got better and better. Love it so much XD

[@michelleneoh7182]

Good job Nigel for the hospital event! Thumbs up! ;) Time and tide waits for no man!

[@gabriell2501]

Uncle Roger in WW3 be like: Soldier: GRENDA OUT!! TAKE COVER! ENEMY AT 3 O’CLOCK Uncle Roger: Hey, do you want music?

[@devinhendrix7209]

Bro, keep these going, they funny af

[@victoria2110]

interior design is a rich person's hobby haha, would love to see uncle roger reprise his role as estate agent/interior designer

[@TeniTenMajek]

"You get the picture" ...yup....a very very vivid one...

[@wenqianwang6326]

好喜歡這一期！！！

[@gabrieldesaulniers3232]

I can really see your improvement in this episode, you are getting the hang of Solo podcast. Good job Nigel!

[@aannzhteoh9845]

That rice cooker on your wall! 😅 You are brilliant

[@thelocaltraveller305]

Great video! Can’t wait to watch it!

[@wakandaair001official4]

Go and watch bruh

[@thelocaltraveller305]

@@wakandaair001official4 i did, but when i posted this comment i had only watched 1 minute.

[@ninjazone47]

You rock nigel

[@PokemonFanAndSwiftie]

My favorite channel

[@Felicia-ld5gq]

Happy New Year Greetings all the way from Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. I surely enjoyed your podcast .. keep up with the good job

[@nooneknows4693]

im in love with this podcast

[@superninjiany9230]

uncle roger is in charge of egg fried rice lol XD

[@nobody-ci5ti]

man i love this podcast

[@GlobalEnglishSupernaturals]

Aww! Well done re the hospital drive!

[@kurokami_shion]

I need more of your jokes in my life man.

[@animeandmanymore7957]

18:22 play the coffin dance lol

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Sending Festive Cheer to everyone to this channel and thanks to Uncle Roger and Nephew Nigel who’s been our Sugar Plum Fairies ♥️

[@dumplingkitchen]

My favorite.. ❤❤

[@louiselovitz4141]

SUPER FUNNY !!!

[@animeandmanymore7957]

1:18 me who got one for Christmas and got my friend one as a present ㅋㅋㅋ

[@PokhrajRoy.]

For the uninitiated, just wear earphones so that unlike me, who put it on full blast and the word that one happened to come across was ‘p***y’. 😂

[@mashi6931]

Nigel/ uncle Roger , you are so funny and likeable , love your videos

[@megb7715]

I have never been disappointed by a scented candle as a gift.

[@middu4228]

Happy western new year 🎉

[@Solidsnake0208]

I missed this episode when it came out, but I ran out of new ones to listen to so I came back to this one. Fucking hilarious! I love how Nigel is a comedian even when someone is possibly dying in the back of his car! To be honest, I am amazed how chill he was about the blood on his Tesla seats!

[@jamesglen9057]

The Ironman scene came to mind! 😆

[@malihakarim1696]

Continue with the episodes 🙏

[@YonaStreams]

* * * * * this is great show does this help XD

[@kochichris]

I have apple pie scented candle in my bedroom...love the scent

[@victoria2110]

would love to see nigel's house tour

[@DanihelMetalPromotion]

NO WINE! Get soju lol

[@curls68]

Diptyque is also my favourite but I don't have any at home. I'm like you Nigel always buy this product for gifts. Definitely not cheap and if any part of my body smells of Diptyque I'd be more then happy LOL

[@angelamonzingo2743]

Yeah my New Year's resolution was getting a job.....😑LOL

[@Anna-kb5vr]

😂😂😂😂 white Tesla for cleaning blood well

[@ericalin4884]

Note to self get Tesla in future lol🤣🤣

[@Jack_of_Blades_1980]

Saving private ryan vibes... 🤣🤣

[@animeandmanymore7957]

Omg this is so reletable in terms of awkward small talk when its unnecessary 😂 most of the time we say something that we will regret and it will haunt us at night

[@kusiciel]

That negative review was by jamie oliver LUL

[@anie4221]

THAT episode is absolutely insane. Made lasagna in the dishwasher.

[@ryantoast7775]

PLS MAKE MORE OF THESE FASTER

[@DuxyMelbourne]

Exactly. What's wrong with scented Candles for Christmas

[@grandmasterlubu6332]

I've never had a sparkling sake that was even a fraction as nice as a decent still sake.

[@scottmarshall1414]

Jamie Oliver make scented candle smell like Auntie Helen. FUIYOH! Send to you, Nigel!

[@gsh4373]

Asian food liquor pairing... SAKE is really all you need

[@SilverBlackBird1989]

I onze bought a 250ml peach sparkling Sake. It was very nice.

[@hmmygirl2]

You could be a great voice actor for adult animated comedy!

[@Alison-Shy-Serendipity]

Lol just heard the scents... dip your wick

[@misssilva9897]

11:59 BEER goes with any Asian food 🤦‍♀️

[@ecfluo]

diptique to set the mood for erotic asphyxiation .... only Nigel 😂

[@maggieg22]

宫保鸡丁要喝二锅头或者青岛啤酒呀😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jamesglen9057]

Chicken Selects are Chicken Nuggets on MSG... 🤣

[@DucNguyen-bd5ir]

Whiskey goes with everything. Kick it with some Hibiki. We are Asian ... so Cognac goes with everything.

[@MassForAss]

Thanks for asking Uncle Roger. I didn’t get any socks, but someting worse, a stationary set, for both me and my sister

[@Arnabiett]

Chicken selects were discontinued in the US a while back sadly 😥 but defiantly selects guy 🐔 🐥 🍗 🐤 🐣 🐓

[@wminzau]

Does anyone know what the intro/outro music is? It sounds so catchy.

[@Aaronatorz]

Here within 10 mins!

[@MrSmckeejr86]

In the states it's illigal to do anything while driving.

[@AmandaAlexandra47]

The lady in the being tight vid you reviewed?! She made the lasagne in the DISHWASHER!!! Cheapest person I’ve came across and I’m from Glasgow!!!!!

[@mfayruzrizqi]

oh come on bruh, you need someone to handle the dj mixer

[@Jbridge621]

Shiraz is the best wine for Asian food goes great with curry

[@kevintemple245]

Shiraz pairs nicely with sweet and sour.

[@rachaelbullmore48]

Take a shot for every time you hear the name Diptyque!

[@bryantcox3125]

Hiya. I need a rice cooker.

[@tamsmartin1]

3...2...1... Nigel gets flooded with scented candles from his friends and fans.

[@blacksawesome]

Christmas is on the 7th of January here.

[@blacksawesome]

Yo Nigel can I make you the app for chrismas gift remembering or whatever?

[@bryantcox3125]

Don't dog sucks as a gift. I want socks!

[@sensualchocolate4928]

Stairway to Heaven, duh.

[@edleong5522]

You are my hero. Let me guess. Blue Tesla Performanne with white seats!

[@muenchhausenmusic]

23:05 You could have played Shut up and drive by Rihanna 😁

[@AOkimarisZX]

I will see you on April 30

[@lukesim297]

I'm pretty sure tht dude treated the tht happens uk as in people hitting their head n bleeding XD

[@AmandaAlexandra47]

Imma put my strap-on on and stand in front of my well light nice tiles and fix that misconception uncle nige!!

[@TheSteve912]

Or was it just socks again? Me: i'd like socks pls all these tiny socks don't fit me

[@Jet_808]

Are you on Spotify?

[@rateelixir]

Early gang!

[@devlin6333]

I don’t think wine goes with Asian food. Sparkling Sake sounds great!

[@chalviting2389]

Haiyaaaaaaa

[@landito5378]

no hate at all nigel, but the law in all countries with cell phone laws on roads actually say that you can not be looking down or distracted, its not just phones

[@muhdpeep]

malaysia got that too

[@lilaznkid4ever]

What are you referring to? I missed this part in the podcast.

[@alexandresmith3103]

@@lilaznkid4ever eating chikey nuggeys in his tesla

[@lilaznkid4ever]

@@alexandresmith3103 thanks 👍😊

[@slyfoxyandalifesaver]

What music do you listen to when someone is critically injured? Death Metal.

[@caseyluvcandy]

😂

[@AkshayKumar-pu3sz]

Save the environment and get away with a crime That’s my New Years motive now! 🤦‍♀️💃

[@random_bij6006]

no because i actually got socks for christmas

[@70jip]

Asian food best wine is beer!

[@verseapocalyptica668]

I’d do a Willamette Valley cabernet sauvignon or a Bordeaux with sweet & sour pork, and a Gold Coast sauvignon blanc for kung pao chicken! I’m not a sommelier or anything, but I learn a LOT from talking BS with them, and with bartenders, cooks, waitstaff, etc.

[@wk3960]

Why wine pairing? Kung po chicken can pair with shoju/sake. Sparkling sake 😍 Rendang with Toddy Too white

[@Alison-Shy-Serendipity]

Well I got mugs, mug after mug after mug... I miss the scented candles that I never burned and the bath bombs that I did use. But I told my friends please do not get me anymore mugs. I only have one mouth and I already have loads of mugs. I even got one with my own face on. So not only did I get loads of mugs, I be ame a mug. Oh also got jigsaws. But not just any number jigsaws. 2000 piece jigsaw. Bad idea. Sitting for long periods I got swollen legs and feet. So how was your Christmas and did you get anything nice?

[@sensualchocolate4928]

Chicken Nuggets, Chicken Selects are new, Chicken Nuggets are best. Always with sauce, what are ya, an animal.

[@oken6325]

$1500 for Saline water??? Dear lord