Uncle Roger React To VIRAL FOOD TIKTOKS

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Uncle Roger reviews viral food tiktoks. Tiktok so cringe, but sometime there is good food on there. And also lots of bad cooking. What does Uncle Roger think?
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[@mrnigelng]

What you think of Uncle Roger tank top?

[@oliverschmidt8502]

I love it! I think you should wear it more!

[@giosieu5055]

I love it Dadd.. I mean Uncle Roger

[@Fleeek]

Oh daddy 😂😂

[@xwtek3505]

Onlyfans or nothing.

[@user-fy1io3wv5d]

The outtakes are funnier to me honestly idk why :/ I'm asian :D

[@StevenHe]

“Our children are the dishwasher” why you gotta go at me like that uncle 😂😂😂😂😂

[@theswimmer4185]

Hello. First reply!

[@newbie_productions]

Yoooo

[@newbie_productions]

1 minute ago

[@Lolo-bm6tu]

P a i n

[@gauthamgopinath3362]

Hi Steven!

[@SeabassFishbrains]

I mean dang, uncle Roger will have a new auntie in no time if he sticks to the tank top!

[@LazyCoffJelli]

no he lives at the top of the tank

[@_goneformilk]

Right?!?!?

[@PhatAsss]

​@kai honan It's just a joke chill. No need to call them an idiot

[@waxerstarwarsexplained550]

..........

[@sitiaishah6923]

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[@comradenino8464]

I completely lost it with the cooked sushi😂

[@heosuaquay9999]

Same, I was like: "Why? Sushi is raw. That's the point, why cook it!?" 😂😢

[@Majyxs]

Using the dishwasher as storage is also a slavic thing. As a czech, the most western slav country, my family always stored the pot lids in the dishwasher.

[@user-zy9mp7xp3z]

Bro i relate So hard Same at grannys here too😂

[@Heterogeneity]

Ditto for California mobile home parks. If you live in a trailer the dishwasher is storage of one kind or another. Same for the oven.

[@thellskip5032]

hungary same :)

[@Shadow-of-the-Wind93]

same~ we use dishwasher sometime, but mostly storage use oven only for cake or something because people here are obsessed with baked things that'll kill you later@@thellskip5032

[@dawanyecornish5059]

"Hey guys it's daddy- I mean uncle Roger" No, no you were right the first time

[@luksu6540]

Homosexual

[@gayforakechi3026]

@@luksu6540 YES, I AM!

[@isxledits.mp4309]

Haiyaaa

[@Oceansouls]

Yes

[@issaaden2969]

No homo i gochu bro

[@midnightbladeninja5379]

"Where is cancel culture when you need it" -uncle roger

[@FBI-zd2no]

Twitter has joined the chat

[@sujalgondkar9998]

@@FBI-zd2no investigation starts in instance

[@nameless3259]

777 likesss

[@ahmedbasalama]

@@nameless3259 it got ruined in 8 minutes (not me though)

[@nameless3259]

@@ahmedbasalama oh 😭

[@silviamtz8961]

Love it when he gets offended when someone fks up Italian or Mexican food 😂😂 HE even knows it's wrong!!!! ❤❤❤❤

[@WowAnotherwow-mc2jl]

11:14 it looks a cosmic brownie drenched in blo0d with cheese on top for “flavor”

[@russell7790]

“Why the hell is this pipe clogged?” “Because i hate flavor” Lmaooooo

[@Geomungus]

Lmaooo

[@redetz158]

Lmaooo

[@Moon_edits619]

Lmaooo

[@eanisiahdeguzman21907]

Lmaooo

[@_Cayena]

Lmaooo

[@Fear_the_Doughnut]

"If you want to make robot, make sure it don't have Parkinson." Uncle Roger May 2021. Words to live by.

[@efimeros1020]

Michael Reeves: *sweating profusely*

[@laubra5227]

Black hole image, nice Fear of the doughnut

[@wahidamuhammad7397]

Parkinson?

[@bagmannn9154]

Best lines

[@rioann7167]

Lol

[@sanjaymishra4806]

4:33 in this his face was squeezable I cannot resist this much cuteness uncle roger

[@Kniteofhell]

As uncle roger once said : “This is the kind of meal that you eat once , and die of a heart attack later”

[@oscarreed9520]

I’m still raging at that girl who drained the meat and washed it with water and she acted like it was so smart it would probably taste like rubber 😡

[@SablePhantom]

Draining is fine... just not down the drain. Fat can always be saved for later cooking (same reason as saving bacon fat). But washing the meat after draining is not okay.

[@mechotechno]

Worst part is that what she drained was 90% water from the meat, only to then replace it with tap water

[@50thdollar61]

That was mostly water and called it grease and she should have just cooked it until it evaporated

[@spectreofwar9850]

All that fat down the drain is going to sit in her pipes and go cold. I recently dug up a friend's sewer and they had about 2 meters of fat stuck in 2 different places, and they weren't even draining fat down their sink. That fat goes hard with a consistency like a block of cheese, and blocks pipes all the time

[@mawariyux8236]

multiple crimes were commited crime nr. 1: putting cold meat into cold pan crime nr. 2: calling meat water grease crime nr. 3: the draining crime nr. 4: the washing someone take this girls kitchen utensils away and make sure she never holds a dinner party

[@HOBI_CHASER]

"Our children are the dishwasher." Me washing dishes: I FELT THAT

[@blanky8278]

nah dishwasHER

[@jetyu]

@@blanky8278 😳

[@ShadowReaper-pu2hx]

@@blanky8278 LOL

[@Oscar-gq4ro]

I’m with uncle roger on the vegan substitute names, and I’m a vegetarian(with the exception of fish sauce, anchovy, sardines and crustaceans) a deep fried battered mushroom can be delicious, it’s not fried chicken though.

[@vivekagupta]

I mean, it's hard anyone transitioning from a meat-heavy diet to a veg-heavy diet, if the substitute names help them in the journey helps them, then 🤷🏾‍♀

[@alexteeters4.0]

The sushi one had me rolling on the floor. I lived in Hawaii for a long time, that's unheard of.

[@ChibiPanda8888]

That person has GOT to be British. Or American who has no concept of eating raw fish. (I'm American, and I say that.)

[@GroveSTMember]

Definitely British, can’t be American

[@electrichearts]

i love that every time he makes a dirty joke he goes "sorry children"😭

[@user-nf1bz3sn4z]

I don't get the joke

[@lau_2022]

ikrr

[@yourlocalstylist764]

But that deep voice tho 😳👌

[@shoto2928]

@@yourlocalstylist764 i thought i was the only on ewho thought that

[@yourlocalstylist764]

@@shoto2928 well then great minds think alike

[@inf3ct3dnoname58]

I have never seen anybody that's as much of a psychopath as that girl that washed the ground beef

[@atom_gray]

that girl puts the milk in the bowl _before_ the cereal every morning...

[@blarfroer8066]

Maybe she got that from Paris Hilton.

[@Mimmie.]

I know. Eek.

[@breakawayseoul]

In defense, this is advice given by medical professionals. I have to do this if I use any ground beef less than 95% lean because of all the fat in the grease. The only other options are 1. to go on meds for high cholesterol. But the meds for high cholesterol are bad for my other medical conditions. or 2. Not eat beef, because I can't afford beef that lean.

[@adedow1333]

@@breakawayseoul fyi, most of what was thrown out was water. The beef was cooked, but not browned. I get it: drain off the fat. But brown the meat first! You need oil to cook!

[@KeinTutKingsFPE_XDTUBE]

0:16 LOL

[@-Cypris]

7:03 uncle roger's expression just described pain, suffering, death and "You killing me woman! " 💀

[@tarushdei]

That Getti Spaghetti is possibly the most offensive food I've ever seen. Literally a war crime against Italian people.

[@verentyee5413]

You got that right. I cannot imagine Vincenzo from Vincenzo Plate watching that scene without having a total emotional meltdown and heartbreak.😱😭💔

[@papacyclone5667]

Yes

[@pagongtagi6124]

I thought it was pineapple topped pizza.

[@lisal8568]

I think it’s a war crime against every race and their people, minus ones called Getty or her camera crew…

[@jenkathefridge3933]

I feel bad if the camera mean had eat that

[@jamosss]

"Where is cancel culture when you need it?". Uncle Roger asking the real questions😆😂😂

[@thanthanh5190]

It aims others

[@Shreevathsan_Santhosh_4297]

3:43 - "Uncle Roger can't afford to lose one inch from anywhere." ☠☠☠☠

[@stevieg4201]

Dude you just crack me up, I don’t usually laugh at much but you have me cracking up over here, my fiancé thinks I’m retarded because of what makes me laugh, haha, don’t ever change you bit, this is good stuff

[@PharaohMisa]

"Sorry children" is my favorite part of every video.

[@KimmiBabii200408]

Yes his voice is so sexy

[@pavelskiismyreligion7094]

Same

[@rokassenavaitis1839]

*weejio

[@samuelhenryguzman-santamar5258]

Mine was when he almost said he was Daddy Roger, and I mean he's not wrong *Pornhub intro*

[@midori8236]

YESS

[@nghtwng1572]

That cooked sushi was indeed a: W A R C R I M E

[@yourlocalpotato1289]

no its ww2 starting

[@alexkelly8131]

Wok rime

[@iamkj2008]

@@yourlocalpotato1289 I think some people in the US started cooking sushi so Japanese have no choice but to bomb pearl harbor

[@Tymdek]

Not only the sushi, but also the drained meat and the spaghetti...

[@chiensyang]

As a joke, I once told a waitress the chef forgot to cook my sashimi. Therefore, I think the TikTok video was a joke too.

[@_SparkHere]

1:17 Jokes on you, I'm watching on a phone. And I will throw it out of the window.

[@duasiddiqi2299]

It is a good thing if it is expensive

[@retajsysalazmi]

Uncle Roger you always make me laugh cause your videos about rating food makes me laugh because how you express it

[@AL-qs2xb]

I choked on my coffee at the part "If you want to build robot, make sure it doesn't have Parkinson's" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@timmoor1237]

Seriously one of the best UR comments so far

[@samanthamellios240]

I snorted too 🤣

[@hehepadmaja]

can u explain pls?

[@ch4nel554]

@@hehepadmaja parkinson’s is a condition which effect the nerves in someone’s body which causes them to loose control over their movements and shake

[@hehepadmaja]

@@ch4nel554 aaaa ty for educating me

[@Wolfshadow115]

“Hello, it’s daddy... I mean uncle Roger.”Outtakes are seriously the best part 😂

[@sodadealer4244]

But that wasn’t an outtake?

[@Wolfshadow115]

@@sodadealer4244 I realize that now. Must’ve missed it first time through - and apparently others did too lol

[@twinsgayatri2160]

So many likes but only 2 comments

[@me_szn]

"Make sure it doesn't have parkinson, hiyaa" 🤣

[@DemonTime27546]

10:00 that has got to be the most genuine 'What the Hell' from Uncle Roger lmao

[@M1NUSK4RM4]

The guy who cooked the sushi deserves to be in a High security asylum.

[@jordanhicks5131]

Some people just want to watch the world burn

[@Lee-lm2bn]

Reminds me of my mum when I served her sashimi for the first time and she was like : "Wait, it's still raw." That's kinda the point of raw fish. 😐

[@gnarthdarkanen7464]

SOMEONE PUT THAT MAN ON A WATCH LIST... NOW!!! On a somewhat less serious note, when I served sushi for the first time in my house, my mother and brother were both completely shocked... declared me "a lunatic" for eating "fish bait"... ...BUT after a few minutes of cautiously (read "suspiciously") watching me, my brother opened up and gave an honest chance... Decided "It really wasn't so bad", and learned that he liked the Wasabi almost as much as he enjoys Sriracha and my own patented Habanero Hell Sauces... The second time Sushi was served, my brother had brought it with him and was cussing me for "getting him addicted to fish bait"... AND finally our mom gave the stuff a try... and she enjoyed on average a bi-weekly foray into "the world of edible fish bait" for the remainder of her days... even asking for the stuff when she was in a long term care facility... which inspired a bit of dubious curiosity among the nurses and staff as well as a few of the other patients... some of whom are probably cussing me now for spreading the "addiction to fish bait" among them as well... ...life in the Appalachian mountains (read "the sticks") can be very entertaining when one is a bit traveled. ;o)

[@FerdinandFake]

In the same cell as the thing that strained ground beef trough a plastic colander

[@M1NUSK4RM4]

Holy shit 660 likes with only 4 comments, this is probably one of my bigger comments and I usually comment alot.

[@cyborgeatsfood8028]

There are 3 things that are certain in life: 1. Death 2. Taxes 3. Uncle Roger roasting Jamie Oliver in his weejios

[@diodakono4797]

Yes, always happen, in our live.

[@strangeswagster24]

Jamie Oliver is mentioned in every weejio lol

[@bruhman9729]

True

[@marccelin9627]

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[@marccelin9627]

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[@lanmandragoran8072]

Best ever KZbin sponsor spot, never thought I’d compliment the add. Buffering, lmao!

[@meenakshirajesh8819]

Love it when he says "sorry children" 😂

[@pshivvy4212]

"if you want to make robot, make sure it doesn't have Parkinson's" lmaooo

[@ninaazis936]

🤣🤣🤣

[@wsrahman]

I'm dying... 😂😂😂

[@_ams17]

🤣

[@Robb-zx2oh]

That was my favorite quote!

[@Mitwadus]

I totally expected a “sorry Children” when “uncle Roger” called himself Daddy.

[@garysuarez9614]

Nah. Uncle Roger's got the moves...

[@nonaau4791]

But not apologising actually helps the joke fly over kids heads 😂

[@imiliano_]

I was expecting that too

[@Tibo8o9o]

“Hallo niece and nephew, it's daddy” got me on the floor 🤣🤣🤣

[@user-ze7yx3tl5f]

"More like getti that shit out of uncle roger face" 😂😂😂😂

[@katierose9705]

I saw the girl dumping fat down the drain and paused it to show my husband. Our area has been having an issue with this clogging the pipes and I was like 'Looks like people are this dumb everywhere'. That was when my husband pointed out that the girl is wearing a UPEI hoodie - that's our local University LOL

[@harlekinmorow5081]

Oh no. Poor you (;ŏ﹏ŏ)

[@michaelgobi3295]

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

[@emyleaedruce4500]

thoughts and Prayers to the pipe system in your area :'(

[@hdz_editz7740]

@@emyleaedruce4500 Amen 🙌🏽

[@chikizzikihc9190]

HAIIIIYAAAHHHH

[@StevenHe]

BREAK OUT THE GUNS UNCLE

[@ThatOneMalaysianGuy]

Haiyahh,don't gaying here lah!

[@edenunal81]

Lol

[@user-lv2dt1xb4f]

collab when

[@spectra108]

U FAILURE!

[@colinliu932]

wok is better weapon than gun you a failure

[@TAZgarage]

7:53 "That texture is just like fatty beef" So, it's gross, I could have told you that 😂

[@DigitalIP]

When i make sloppy joes or tacos i DO drain the grease out one to two times so the mix is less diluted, but i sure as hell dont let the grease go down the drain OR rinse off the meat, that is an EXTREME NO NO!!

[@majaspychalska8937]

Auntie Hersha: *traumatized Uncle Roger with colander* Beef Girl: *joines the chat*

[@thecouchpotato7517]

"grease is disgusting, im gonna wash the beef" *proceeds to wash the beef and wash off the flavor too*

[@Jimhawking24]

🥴😂😭

[@TheButterMinecart1]

@@thecouchpotato7517 There's no way she wasn't trolling.

[@19Loken80]

@@TheButterMinecart1 Nah, my guy. I have seen things you can't imagine and this was a thing I saw often. Forever traumatised with bland ass beef tacos.

[@bodyofhope]

We definitely used to do this back in the day lol. In the 90's and early 00's when any type of fat was supposed to be terrible for you. Maybe she didn't get the memo.

[@austincottingim4546]

Uncle Roger showing skin has me feeling some type of way

[@Veronicz]

I think a popular term has been coined for that feeling: thirsty. If you’re not familiar with that term, Urban Dictionary is a helpful friend

[@skywayking2588]

Sus

[@KizmaNuts69]

yessir

[@Alex-ji9sz]

@@skywayking2588 daddy

[@shady7villareal]

have you seen that shirtless uncle roger /////

[@user-ix1ov1tz8w]

he said some "Hello niece and nephew its daddy-i mean uncle roger" got me dying on the floor LOL

[@Ih34rtgan-ir4kw]

When you said Daddy Roger in the beginning of the video I was laughing so hard I couldn’t even stop and my friends started to get there minds dirty because of the orange tank top u were wearing and they smirked in the whole entire video watching this 😏

[@ZedGagingLife]

*Uncle Roger call himself Daddy by accident* Fangirls: And i took that personally

[@ZedGagingLife]

@Osama Benabou Khammal 😳

[@itsamechols3466]

@Osama Benabou Khammal 😳

[@luviathan9706]

@Osama Benabou Khammal 😳

[@leenasanjiv7727]

@Osama Benabou Khammal 😳

[@palatianator_007]

@Osama Benabou Khammal 😳

[@thatdudecancook]

Did you just call me a sad poor person?! 😂

[@harizsgaming2203]

First comment👍

[@war4race622]

😚

[@gracecobardo5447]

Yo sonny

[@ammarslhim7934]

How are you not verified

[@Jmoneyuh]

Why did your part get cut

[@juan.cornelioryan4336]

"Hello niece and nephew it daddy I mean uncle Roger" got me laughing 😂

[@toottoot2756]

7:18 also depending on where you live you are destroying native wildlife because the grease goes into creeks and rivers then it goes out to the ocean

[@ved_kr1756]

Beef Girl- Uses Colander for draining beef Uncle Roger- No NO NOOOOO Gordon Ramsay in the distance- You donut...

[@PrinsPrygel]

WHAT ARE YOU!?

[@Aidan_Yao]

And I thought draining rice was bad.

[@PrinsPrygel]

And the really annoying part is that most of that isn't even fat. Keep stirring and all that juicy goodness will caramelize onto the mince, contributing to crustification and delicious umami flavours.

[@srmoscaog]

you doughnut

[@sev0582]

Lol yessss

[@drewhubbard4459]

Uncle Roger in a sleeveless shirt is hotter then Jamie Oliver’s Chili Jam.

[@9051team]

thats not saying much

[@stevenlee_1]

yAaAAaEEe-yA!

[@danusranger]

everything is hotter than that wdym

[@kilo1901]

This is like comparing the Monetary Value of a spec of Dust to a Gold Bar.

[@sitiaishah6923]

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[@cuteandfluffypikachu3405]

The wok machine just having a mental breakdown at the end 😂😂😂

[@jezeahlainemoya5016]

"Why the hell is this pipe clogged?" "Because I hate flavor" bro I repeated it so many times I am dead rn

[@MJRLHobbyStuff]

Jamie Oliver has been roasted so many times at this point, he’s like the burnt ends of the red char siu hanging on the hooks at the Chinese restaurant

[@carlcouture1023]

The only time in Jamie Oliver's life when something has been cooked correctly is when he gets roasted.

[@CrankyBarista]

...and he's as greasy as the ducks hanging in the window.

[@floopyboo]

Oh, come now. He's not that good.

[@samuraiboi2735]

Just say jamie oliver as a sandwich and the top part is where the olive is placed and that olive represents his mistakes that would be part of that sandwich

[@saveriocanale1441]

I'm italian and and couldn't carry on with the video because I had to chew my eyeballs after that "pizza"

[@kristinamacasling107]

Uncle Roger so funny.😂 I love watching. So logical 🎉

[@dianejohnson9904]

I really want a t shirt that says “Vegetable Tastes Like Sad.” 🤣

[@milan9180]

Makes you happy though

[@alvinjy4860]

Or haiya, fuiyoh😂

[@GmoneyGcode]

But spell vegetables how he says it lol

[@GaryBary06]

That vegan teacher is happy

[@RanoutofideazXD]

Shirt when

[@user-ed6gw3jv8o]

“Hallo Niece and nephew its daddy-“ 💀💀

[@josephjoestar5823]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ajblack2075]

Just no

[@aSpyInYourWalls]

Haha

[@picklecraft164]

Daddy Roger

[@vanessabeauty5112]

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[@madisondaley1655]

The person behind the camera in the one nerd beef spa-bullshit-etti was groaning from the start of that recipe to the finish lol

[@Crap11991]

7:02 I had headphones on and wasn’t paying attention and that scared the crap out of me lmao

[@snooperdog100]

Bro when she WASHED THE BEEF WITH WATER I made such a horrified face, when my dog looked at me she got scared and left my room 😭

[@Noid1220]

She did that for the views. That's tiktok for you.

[@robobid7853]

Uncle roger so hot when he laughs and talks normally.

[@6th6th6thsuspension9]

ayo-?

[@hdospsjdbwow6483]

Yo bro what

[@Icykrissy]

I agree 🥰😍

[@Jingzhounese]

Yuh😩

[@jimmybobbyjoe]

BRO FR

[@YourLocalBSS_BasicBee]

4:53 despite me not being Japanese or stuff like that, I gasped in horror when the Tiktoker showed the cooked sushi, I kinda started sobbing also. That is the food war crime of the millennium HAIYAHHHHH

[@dpunktgehpunkt5876]

7:25 "why the hell is this pipe clocked?" "because i hate flavour" xD

[@ImInLoveWithBulla]

I had a vegan roommate in college that insisted that his jackfruit mix tasted just like pulled pork. It tasted like stale pineapple with cheap bbq sauce. I asked him when he last ate pulled pork and he said he had never eaten it.

[@Tenshi6Tantou6Rei]

To be fair, roasted green jackfruit isn’t bad. Put some soy sauce on it, chuck it in the oven, let it caramelize, and toss it in with you veggie stir fry. I just wouldn’t wanna go into or expecting meat.

[@Spuckeblase]

Well truth is, replacement food does not taste like meat. With the seasoning and good consistency it can get near "meat-like". But its also BS to say vegan people dont know how meat tastes 🤣

[@Tenshi6Tantou6Rei]

@Frank Parker 1) while soy sauce occasionally has mix-ins to improve the flavor, it's almost never fish -fermented fish is distinctive and would ruin the actual flavor - and there are plenty of varieties that don't contain any animal products. Whoever told you soy sauce has fish in it was fucking with you for jollies. Fish sauce is completely different and btw you should never mix the two for exactly this reason. You will overtake the soy sauce flavor 2) I wasn't speaking in strictly vegan terms at all, I just said green jackfruit isn't bad, and gave an example for how I've had it before, that is, prepared mostly savory and absolutely not doused in already sweet bbq sauce. if you hate soy sauce that much you can easily use another mostly salty dry-heat preparation, which prevents the sugar already in the jackfruit from being too overpowering once the waxy tannin flavor breaks down. Because that's what happens when you cook green jackfruit

[@Tenshi6Tantou6Rei]

@Frank Parker no? Most soy sauce doesn't have fish in it, because once the taste of fermented fish is invovled you can't taste anything else. We use soy and fish sauce regularly in my family, believe me, when fish is fermented, you fucking know. On occasion, soy sauce will have very concentrated boiled down stock added, almost always beef or pork, but fish very very rarely And no we have proper soy sauce at home, not whatever white people stuff you can pick up at the local savemart. There is no fish in it

[@shinkshonkers3787]

@Frank Parker fish sauce is completely different it's salty with fishy flavor soy sauce is salty but the salt is kinda sharp

[@pulmcritdocSJ]

*Uncle Roger is sleeveless* All them aunties be like: T H I R S T Y

[@PlanetComputer]

jhkl

[@moze_]

SHEEEEESH

[@user-fn7cp3xw8v]

Ara Ara

[@chrlstnl5252]

Not auntie Helen tho

[@annajohnson1207]

it's true i'm the aunties

[@user-ps7xv2ng4v]

I laugh whenever I hear uncle roger make a dirty joke then say "sorry children"

[@sagethegreat4680]

Uncle Roger favorite food Step 1 : mangetout Step 2 : more mangetout Step 3 : msg Step: 4 : chili jam Step 5 garnish with mangetout Step 6: serve to uncle Roger Step 7 : he throws it at Jamie Oliver 🤣

[@user-ro2kt9go4u]

I thought I wasn't good at cooking.. Turns out I'm actually pretty good.. That video boosted my confidence 😂

[@eekooj]

hi, i don't mean to be rude or discouraging, but coming from a fellow baker and cook who's still learning, i advise you not to compare yourself to others. even on the internet, don't compare yourself to anybody. at all. it's perfectly okay to admire or look up to good cooks but don't compare yourself to anyone. it's not healthy to base your opinion of your own skills on other cooks. another thing worth mentioning is to accept constructive criticism and not to take it as an insult. criticism is an extremely important tool to help you improve. you got this

[@ahlee2]

[@EnderGreenPanda]

@@eekooj Bro really thought he was being serious💀

[@EnderGreenPanda]

@@eekooj Also I'm a cooker as well and idc if anyone compares me to someone

[@OblivionCrownJr]

@@eekooj I agree with you

[@lonitbonit5618]

My grandmother 'helped' me once when they were visiting. I left the cooked and seasoned ground beef on the stove to go ask my mom something, came back to the kitchen a couple minutes later and she's got it in a colander under the tap, rinsing it off. I just stared for a couple seconds, dumbfounded. I knew she couldn't cook, but my god.

[@Nina-fi1tx]

Oh my god, no…

[@michaelskinner3722]

It's fucked up man. My in laws do that shit. They think garlic and pepper are spicy

[@LeslieJone]

We did this in the 90's during the low fat diet craze.

[@redgoldcrown3990]

my condolences on the death of your ground beef.

[@fuzzyx2face]

I know someone else’s grandma who rinses beef off, I was so confused by this. My mom just taught me to take a spoon and scoop out most fat by tipping the pan, let the fat cool in a heat proof container of any kind, once it’s solid scrap into garbage

[@AudreyCheck]

Garage is so funny that he make the whole world laugh Hi-YAH I’m even subscribed to him. You’re the best Uncle in the world.

[@AudreyCheck]

Hi

[@dylan_msm217]

My wok is ACTUALLY the ultimate multi-purpose. I use it to cook, I use it to hit people, I use it to drive to school and even fly it to a different country.

[@pretzelpatch]

What society thinks women want: jewelry, flowers, clothes, make-up What women really want: a slow-motion clip of sleeveless Uncle Roger, caressing his wok, fan blowing his hair back

[@mooncusser1004]

Giving us a smoldering hot iron wok look 😂

[@Lucifermits1092]

What society thinks men want: a motorcycle, chain saw, wife in the kitchen. What men really want: a slow-motion clip of sleeveless Uncle Roger, caressing his wok, making sweet, sweet egg fried rice. A speedo doesn't hurt either.

[@Orangecatty]

I legit screamed in rage when she WASHED WASHED WASHED the ground beef

[@silverstorm1000]

Gotta be the worst method. Buying the lower fat mince or using paper towel to soak some of the grease is much better.

[@TheLastchild101]

I have a friend who literally BOILS her ground beef before making spaghetti sauce!

[@craigbaker593]

@@TheLastchild101 that's what your supposed to do. The proper authentic way XD

[@haikusage4041]

You too? I felt as if my soul was being pulled upon... I think i felt my ancestors crying.

[@strivingformindfulness2356]

Me too! Draining the grease I'm ok with, because there's enough left clinging to the beef for flavor; too much grease is disgusting. Rinsing, though, is a NO-NO! That's just as gross as too much grease! Where's that girl's mom or mom-figure?

[@rudhramovies9220]

the spaghetti gave me flash backs of kays coocking

[@Shadow-of-the-Wind93]

the last one, i think i shared a braincell with Uncle Roger for the "what the hell" right at beginning when she start with pan

[@godmeme07yt74]

The “Sorry Children” never gets old...

[@bennyboiart7781]

You sound 🥵💦! But I agree! 😏

[@lukebolus4287]

Yes so good lol

[@harshanachamodhrathnayake1410]

So does Uncle Roger

[@Zeru.]

This one was hilarious :D

[@levisamom5069]

"Sorry children" + that tank top = extra 🥵🥵🥵

[@TheGlobe7]

the intro...... Im dead inside💀💀💀

[@some-random-child]

7:25 in the backround is that yellow and orange triangle disign zenitsu's?

[@TheCursedHikari]

Even Jamie Oliver didn't make Uncle Roger put his leg down from chair this much in one weejio 😂

[@gokulv7634]

You can see that he's having PTSD when that lady took out the colander. Aunty Hersha still costing him therapy.

[@Spthomas47]

I was fine until she ruined, um _rinsed_ it with water.

[@gokulv7634]

@@Spthomas47 Why did she do that? Why would anyone do that?

[@Spthomas47]

@@gokulv7634 that, is BEYOND a great question. For a quick second my brain thought it had to be a troll, but it totally wasn't. I mean, just use ground turkey if you're gonna do that...

[@crystalblunt192]

She gave me a complex with that colander

[@Spthomas47]

@@crystalblunt192 because you don't wash your meat?

[@peanuz]

cooking sushi is criminal

[@nzimuddinmahim6222]

love your videos

[@elmatador4883]

"Oh, He fucked up." "Don't call it Vegan steak, call it konnyaku with random sh*t on it" -Uncle Roger 2021

[@Daniel.Barret.Official]

Tbh I’ve never understood that perspective; people going vegan still like steak; it’s more about things like global warming and animal cruelty… love uncle Roger but that’s a very false view on véganisme

[@user-fm8np2yf9w]

MAA IM FAMOUS (I lost my account)

[@jacquelinewilson2279]

"No need to make your own Ghetto Pizza, just go to Pizza Hut". 😂😂😂

[@ankitbandyopadhyay3944]

Uncle roger's sponsership promotion is the only one i will never miss

[@cassychesser]

As an Italian, that Getti Spaghetti made my ancestors cry. Adding NERDS for "sweetness?" Woman, JUST USE SUGAR!!

[@BeyondDaX]

That Getti Spaghetti is a war crime to Italians

[@cetterus]

@@BeyondDaX legit reason for WW3

[@whuuuut2035]

Or cinnamon

[@Heterogeneity]

I am not remotely Italian but that "Spaghetti" (Monstrosity al Forno) made even my pasty pale scandihoovian and scottish North Sea ancestors wince at the temerity of her calling that horrible tomato beef funeral hotdish "Getti Spaghetti". It looked like something you find in the gutter near an all-night pizza shop on a late Saturday night.

[@skyebunny777]

is this a gun show or the bachelor.

[@jameskahle21]

Both I just checked

[@PlanetComputer]

hjkl

[@Alice_Walker]

😂

[@sitiaishah6923]

👉kzbin.info/www/bejne/m2PClpmel5eol7s

[@drawdengod]

A bit of teaser of how uncle Roger look like in Love Island

[@Vonwra]

As an Asian I also sighed “heyaaa” like who doesn’t cook with the grease, and atleast add seasoning plus she WASHED IT and girl wonders why her food has about as much flavor as a piece of gum you’ve been chewing on for 30 mins, and don’t even get me started on the cooked sushi…

[@MikailsYT]

“How will vegan people know what fishy-taste taste like?” this was funnier than it should’ve been😭

[@imjustsayin34]

Right as if vegan people didn’t eat meat before 😂😂😂

[@nandani7299]

I'm soo happy Uncle Roger brought this up! And he's right, why call it steak, it's not meat.

[@TheAimanSyazwan]

most of them were not vegan before thats why

[@adoptdontshop3911]

Smell

[@Cloud7Travel]

I don't feel bad about my cooking now.

[@mudiwang2814]

Uncle Roger: "Uncle Roger can't afford to lose one inch from anywhere" Fangirls: Say less.. ;)

[@Spthomas47]

_sorry, children_

[@MinistryOfMagic_DoM]

That would literally mean he's lacking if he can't afford to spare an inch.

[@absolutelysearchingmyreality]

Fanboys: 😏

[@johnreycalinggangan976]

*starts cussing like Baker Mayfield in Gridiron Heights*

[@z.volaski1952]

I start cackling each time uncle roger casually says “Oh, he f*cked up”

[@kwhisper1960]

“If you make a robot, make sure it doesn’t have Parkinson’s” had me weakkkkk 😂😂😂

[@airak6853]

My nutritionist sister just couldn't speak of shock for a whole minute when that tiktok came up. We just covered our mouths and sat there disgusted at the audacity.

[@Technomanicat]

Which one

[@Evravon]

We're still waiting on an answer to this. Which Tiktok? It's been 4 months, hurry up!

[@mikebcgamer]

It's the TikTok about the girl drainig the grease from the meat down the drain, sicne that TikToker claims she learned about that in Nutrition

[@ladyraven3418]

@@mikebcgamer I had a feeling that's the one they meant.

[@Judgement_Kazzy]

@@mikebcgamer I'll never understand the obsession with "healthy eating tips" that involve ruining fatty foods instead of just eating leaner foods in the first place.

[@medhachattopadhyay9486]

Y'all may be thirsting over uncle but nigel's "sorry children" makes me wanna have his children 💫

[@bwsrascals]

…… 😶 …… ……… …….. …….. 😶 …… ………. 😶

[@theertanaalaville890]

I wonder how old he is😂

[@ibottlemyfarts3394]

us

[@thunderstorms5036]

@@theertanaalaville890 only 31 very ahhhjuicyy👀✨

[@REDKNOTDREAD]

Yes, when he says sorry children it’s sexy And senshuiiiiiah

[@ammonium-solar4619]

"If you want to build a robot, make sure it doesn't have Parkinson's" 😂😂😂😂