You can't hold a raptor in a closet. They're too smart.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Critic

[@rogelioVela1985]

Philosoraptor

[@kazdaseer4507]

what if we're the dinosaurs and raptors were humans?

[@TheDiego908]

You wouldn't have written that sentence, then

[@Maulstrum97]

or would he have?

[@Tom-hz8ug]

Rogelio Vela "Roger" 1000th like

[@traveller800]

it lives

[@redmage87]

Terrifying how The Critic predicted the plot of Jurassic Park 3.

[@ANTHONYACUNA1]

BorrowedAngels t rex is better

[@zigzoinks5493]

BorrowedAngels What...?

[@oneandonlysound3453]

it wasn't the best, it lacked in having a real plot other than a rescue mission, but the spinosaurus was awesome, as was the different raptor breed, and WAY BETTER than jurassic world. Hope with Jeff Goldblum coming back it'll be better than that film. Jurassic Park III just suffered from too many rewrites, it would've been just as good if not better than say last world if they'd kept to the multiple film scenes pulled from prior books unused and various great spots but went with the original "the dinosaurs are sick and dying what do we do about this" plot instead of "rescue this kid." It was still an enjoyable movie.

[@Alan_One1]

"Alan!"

[@Gojiro7]

what? in what way was this anything like the 3rd movie?!?!?

[@mullerpotgieter]

What gets me is that they specifically built a suspension bridge. An incredible feat of engineering. No not just a bridge. A bridge that is only possible thanks to centuries of architectural development

[@janslavik5284]

Not to mention that a bridge of any kind going from Isla Nublar to Venezuela would have to go over central America

[@notjebbutstillakerbal]

Clever girl.

[@SaurabhKudterkar]

To be fair, the raptor did say that it was a _crude_ suspension bridge. Guess they aren't all that smart after all.

[@ethanweeter2732]

⁠​⁠@@janslavik5284Costa Rica would be far closer. Only 120 miles away. The Murtees Archipelago in JP lore is only 87 miles away.

[@hardcharging]

Didn't the Incas have some form of suspension bridge before the Spanish arrived?

[@josemanuellares5088]

As a Venezuelan, I confirm that it is a fact that the Velociraptors have greatly improved the country's infrastructure since they abandoned the Jurassic Park to live here.

[@xenomorph_636]

really? how so? im curious

[@Ovo6638]

@@xenomorph_636 Velociraptors no longer exist, so in fact, no one improved the economy in Venezuela

[@DiogenesDworkinson]

@@xenomorph_636 Solved world hunger by eating the hungry

[@TheSawtoothNomad]

@@DiogenesDworkinson I have a modest proposal.

[@gerarditogm2181]

@@Ovo6638some one doesnt know sarcasm

[@mangomarcvids503]

the origin of philosoraptor

[@endertorterra5482]

YEA

[@DarkSignal59]

lol i was thinking the same thing haha

[@supercomputer0448]

SanZilla X jesus 666 likes

[@aceclop]

SanZilla X Ha

[@supercomputer0448]

Crap nevermind

[@gorrillagrodd8748]

Honestly from what the Velociraptor said that's actually a pretty good plan

[@ANTHONYACUNA1]

Yea he's awesome

[@captainmarvelous1221]

Yes he an genius

[@MadGameBoy]

A suspension bridge? You know how fucking long that would have to be from Isla Nubar to Venezuela? Which would be impossible to attach to the other side without swimming in the first place, which they would be incapable of doing for such a great distance Then theres the matter of obtaining the materials, they'd have to scour the whole island for wood, which is labor intensive, as most of it would undoubtedly be a large % of uncut trees, but they'd never have enough anyways Then theres rope, obtaining that or making it long enough for the bridge, for both sides Plus supports, and testing to see if a bridge of such length can even support their own weight let alone the weight of the bridge If they went with a bridge first rather than a boat, they arent too bright

[@somefella6989]

@@MadGameBoy yeah, but he says they *have* completed the bridge, somehow, which is, as you outlined, impossible levels of impressive.

[@TheIndoraptor]

You could say it was the greatest-

[@RayMKlll]

Employee 1: Have you seen Pilkington? Employee 2: You mean the Utahraptor? Employee1: What Utahraptor? Utahraptor: Yes, what Utahraptor?

[@johndoherty487]

Achillobator or Dakotaraptor

[@TheEldritchHyena]

@@johndoherty487 Technically they were based on Deinonychus, if you wanna be real picky.

[@Mindblownstudios-ki4op]

@@TheEldritchHyenathis is true.

[@johnnycash5858]

I love the bored elbow scratch and walking gesture he makes with his claws. It's those little touches that show an animators quality and attention to detail.

[@barbados3592]

I was going to like your comment, then I saw you are at exactly 400 likes, and I didn't want to mess that up :D

[@scriddledyscruffe]

@@barbados3592 You can like it now!

[@Exist64]

I love this type of joke. A character showing unexpected intelligence. Wholesome and hilarious.

[@rammsteinrulz16]

Girl: maybe that cat was the murderer. I'll ask it... meow meow meowmeow meow? Cat: We dont all talk like that. I happen to be a professor. Guy: our apologies, sir. Cat: I should imagine so. Now if you'll excuse me, i have papers to correct...

[@linkais3875]

@@rammsteinrulz16 I know that family guy reference 😂

[@rammsteinrulz16]

@@linkais3875 "2 clips that give off the same energy" 🤣

[@simon.cartoonsmoviesandblo8415]

Joke

[@ABlueyFan]

@@linkais3875 family guy always does that joke where a fictional character or animal talks. It’s a running gag

[@spaceamundo9655]

I never thought I'd ever hear a velociraptor say Venezuela.

[@lasercraft32]

I like how they defy expectations by making the raptor smart enough to open the door in a notably non-animalistic way... and then defy expectations even MORE by making the raptor pull out a pipe and start talking like an intellectual.

[@OfficalBalascioFilms]

I do like how the dinosaur isn’t evil, he just wants to live a normal life like humans.

[@playfulpanthress]

She.

[@Wiki1184]

@@playfulpanthress Didn’t some of the raptors change sexes due to the frog DNA though?

[@playfulpanthress]

@@Wiki1184 Not in the movie they didn't. Some of the herbivores did, but not the raptors. I think in the book the Big One did, but they bombed the island at the end.

[@Wiki1184]

@@playfulpanthress Ah, I guess the book is more fresh in my mind than the movie is. I start to mix up the details.

[@playfulpanthress]

@@Wiki1184 I hear that! I hope in ten to twenty years we get a book accurate version!

[@oneboredperson2264]

Oh god... the british have taught the raptors

[@ageant_9]

Normal there on a island and you know what happen with random island

[@PerfectAlibi1]

I mean, with a raptor on human level intelligence AND looking for a job. Why not just offer to pay the raptor to work in your park?!

[@spartangoku7610]

I spared no expense.

[@RyanB1987]

The critic was a fucking fantastic show

[@Jurgen123445]

Really? Because you wouldn't know watching that clip.

[@wulfulk1000]

TheCaffeinatedOwl He's just saying he likes a show how is that edgy

[@UniversalJuan]

Ahead of its time, really. At least, imo

[@solblackguy]

A lot of people probably never even heard of the critic lol

[@DARKMETAKNIGT]

Universal Juan so it Was edgy

[@maxresdefault_]

That trick with the key and the newspaper was legitimately genius

[@UnitSe7en]

..For Lucille Ball maybe. It's an old gag. It's been around since the start.

[@auhsojacosta1672]

Yeah, I remember a example of this joke in an obscure movie called “Arms Race Day” (4 policemen head to a house) Policeman 1: open your door sir! You are under arrest! Criminal(he lives in the house): No! Policeman 1: if you do, we will break down your door! Criminal: good luck! (The policemen attempt to break down the door) Policeman 2: ah! It’s no use, he built the door well! Policeman 3: well what do we do? Policeman 1: well, we can pick the lock! (Policeman 1 attempts to pick the lock) Criminal: (thinking) ah? You’re picking the lock? Well, time to bring out the car battery. (Criminal sends an electric shock through the doorknob, and the officer is given a ground from the lock) Policeman 1: AGH!!! Alright! Let’s do something else, we can pretend we have the entire police force heading for him! Policeman 3: ah! It’s a very good idea boss! Policeman 2: yes! (Policeman 2 and policeman 3 bring out a bullhorn) Policeman 2: _Hello. We have you surrounded! Exit your home or we will enter your house with force!_ Policeman 3: (fake helicopter noises) Criminal: (pretending to sound scared) oh no, alright, come in! (The police try to head in, only for policeman 2 and 3 to get shot with a pistol) Policeman 2 & 3: AGH!!! Policeman 1: alright, so what the hell do we do now ah? Policeman 4: I have an idea. (Policeman 4 brings out a French flag from his pocket with a short version of the French anthem playing for a second, he slides the flag under the doorframe) Criminal: what’s this? Why did you put a French flag under my door? (Thinking) I will shoot you with the gun, you really are stupid are you? (Policeman 4 then slams on the door just when criminal pulls out the key. the key falls into the flag, and policeman 4 pulls the flag quickly) Criminal: NO! The key! Policeman 4: aha! Now we get you this time. The criminal gets arrested and the story continues from there after

[@auhsojacosta1672]

The movie I mentioned was locally made during 1980-1990 so don’t expect to find it on the internet

[@2u29wjiowk2iswj]

@@auhsojacosta1672 How did bro comment 1 minute ago

[@UnitSe7en]

@@auhsojacosta1672 You'll find the 'poke key out keyhole and pull under door' thing to go probably as far back as keyholes and keys. You'll find it in Looney Tunes from the 40's.

[@LePetitArtiste09]

Raptor: *casually going from wild beast to smart man talking in fluent English with a slight British accent*

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

That's funny. My Venezuelan gardener who I get to do odd jobs is also named...Mister...Pilkington...

[@thatspinoguy4862]

HE'S BEHIND YOU! LOOK OUT!

[@AtariiWave]

Life finds a way.

[@SiddharthSinghFiery69]

Life uh finds a way

[@bastaerdus7413]

And so do the raptors

[@crowmaster9652]

life finds dewae

[@NeoConnor1]

You left out a few uhs.

[@Kruppt808]

Clever girl.....

[@moviemaker2011z]

Not gonna lie, I would love a full animated movie of this character actually doing this. So far it's better than the last 3 movies we got from the franchise so why not something so balls to the wall crazy?

[@elduquecaradura1468]

so you basically want a serie of movies done by a directors like Zucker brother. I'm all into that

[@harrisenlysaght]

You preferred Jurassic Park 2 and 3 more than Jurassic World?

[@moviemaker2011z]

@@harrisenlysaght world sucked, fallen kingdom also sucked.

[@LeDiableBlanc]

You mean the last 5 movies.

[@nharviala]

Isn't that the whole point of the Giant Chicken from Animaniacs?

[@TabalugaDragon]

"Then why are you attacking us? Could have just asked for food"

[@Loliconman]

I find it hilarious how the pipe just magically appears like it was always there

[@FunnyBunnyAsian]

Clever Girl. . . Raptior: On the Contrary I'm a boy

[@TheCartoonKitty]

The original Toffee.

[@shootingstarbit]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@onedoesnotsimply7375]

TheCartoonKitty Exactly what I thought.

[@joksizantos7520]

TheCartoonKitty oh god this is brilliant.

[@somethingc13ver55]

THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@SleepyPrincess3002]

T O F F E E

[@andy4an]

the animation of the raptor is delightful... i love the little finger waggle and the smirk are amazing

[@fatherlessgaming1259]

This ain't Jurassic park it's the prehistoric playground💀

[@cloroxbleach8849]

Clever girl

[@hiralykowalski6825]

Clorox Bleach with male voice?

[@mrraptor6356]

Clever skills

[@Jan_372]

Clorox Bleach can I get a cup of you for my brain please

[@Trike207]

aquela Jurassic park scene

[@TikiFoamy38]

But..this one is clearly a boy.

[@Susiepredator]

When I gave my velociraptors too much, IQ

[@UniversalAero]

Rick and Morty did this with Sasquatch. Showed intelligence.

[@concluse_dev]

Is Karl Pilkington a raptor? :O :O :O

[@ashleeeverett2166]

qq

[@Jojoateyt]

It all makes sense now...

[@jordannetwork9046]

Jon Martin it all makes sense now

[@ThefamousMrcroissant]

There's no correlation between the word "smart" and "Karl Pilkington"

[@CMDParodies]

Jon Martin I bet the Raptor receives post addressed to Mr Dilkington

[@quinnfletcher3906]

He lied! His real plan was to go to Mewni under the alias Toffee!

[@thecommentdetective374]

That's why I thought he was so familiar

[@hannimationawn1393]

Quinn Fletcher you read my mind!!!!!! :0

[@brookagainstthemachine]

Surprise!

[@alexanderkelly2517]

RedstoneHearts - it truly was funny. Saying it isn’t is like saying WW2 wasn’t tragic.

[@calderworthington563]

Alexander Kelly, Different people have different opinions on whats funny or not.

[@Smart_skeleton01]

Dr. Raptor is the best therapist, he cured my depresion 😃🦖

[@slayermcrx7519]

That velociraptor is actually pretty smart. that sounds like a very well thought out plan.

[@helix9685]

"BuT pErHaPs IvE sAiD tOo MuCh"

[@Cudge1]

(puff puff puff)

[@SholenBurger]

You can't hold a Moth in a closet Their too hungry *half shirt gone next to moth*

[@jakezubrod7906]

"You now, we raptors have made great strides in the fields of Science and Literature."

[@abigbutterstick1780]

"THERE ARE SHARKS IN THERE" "Hey that's my family!"

[@Ave_humanity676]

Raptors are confrimed gay

[@joejames9974]

You know Not you now and no iam not a Grammer police that want the sea monster say

[@WhyisAlpharius69]

@@joejames9974 I am having a seizure trying to comprehend the alien knowledge you speak of

[@alfredforbessealy524]

@@joejames9974 godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died

[@vent5294]

This raptor is more intelligent then 2 adults and 1 kid So smart, that he was the only one who noted the key and then, almost immediately came up with a plan to break free

[@Ascensionshypnosis]

Real velociraptor that can’t even reach the door knob: …

[@Wobblingskelecat]

yep, but if they jumped they could grab on

[@MackingCheese99]

Who the hell cares

[@acethetics3878]

0:04 - the lock has no key visible 0:09 - a key mysteriously appears on the lock

[@CloroxBleachChannel]

its called cartoons

[@Le_Dom]

raptors are just that smart.

[@brandonjohnson3036]

+Le Dom they're so smart that they make keys appear out of thin air

[@AndrewSmoot]

Also, why would the Raptor need the key from it's side of the door if the keyhole was visible to us, the viewer..

[@SirMykus]

That raptor also started talking at some point in the video. Explain that, pls.

[@CoachCarter94]

The raptor erratically bursting out of the closet after calmly and meticulously unlocking the door is pure gold 😂 with the accompanying “surprise danger horns” for added effect is very reminiscent of the older Simpsons episodes. Just brilliant 😂

[@pokechimp1544]

There was an animal farm joke in it to

[@jzh5267]

Dude went from raptor to...*Reptirer*

[@azzurriblue65]

Definitely got Simpsons vibes too.

[@Jackedatracing1]

Bros got that Porsche design pipe

[@Tegruzz]

13 years later and this is in my Recommended

[@Cazz8203]

"The Critic" was a show from the 90s about a movie critic named Jay sherman (voiced by Jon lovitz) and his daily life. they would always make parodies like this and present them as actual movies for Jay to review (usually disliking them and using his catchphrase "it stinks"). Jay Sherman even appeared on an episode of The Simpsons for a crossover. it's a shame no one really remembers this show. the animation was well done and the scripts were good. I have every episode, I thought it was pretty damn funny.

[@CannabisDreams]

And the opening theme was so great. The critic was the greatest show on at the time

[@LunarSault23]

My childhood thanks the person who posted this clip

[@snager80]

What format?

[@riseofasinkingwarrior490]

Matt Groening really hated the idea of the crossover. He ended up having his name removed from the credits. Despite that, I think it's a really good episode, with a lot of funny gags. A noticeable example would be the interview with Wolfcastle, which is a joke that's aged like fine wine, given how Hollywood has become even more excessive with throwing large sums of money at stars to turn out piles of garbage we quickly forget about. The main plot tied together quite nicely with the whole town getting behind the film festival. Mr. Burns was on his A-game as the antagonist, and Sherman was a good foil for Homer. Overall, Matt Groening's disapproval did nothing to stop this from being a fun and classic episode.

[@TheKrensada]

First season was good. Second season took a nose dive in quality.

[@angelpimienta6819]

The real origin of Philosoraptor

[@falloutfan1452]

who is philosoraptor

[@ozyruzf7235]

shiba inu A meme past your time.

[@falloutfan1452]

wha what is philosoraptor seriously tell me

[@falloutfan1452]

Rude, is it not?

[@guilhermeg.rodrigues1248]

shiba inu Search it up on google images. It is one of those oldschool memes with a figure of a raptor thinking and a mind-twisting question divided between the upper and the lower part of the photo. Like this: Why is the word "short" - "Insert philosoraptor here" - longer than the word "long"?

[@valdemar_bd9859]

I like how the music stops as he opens the door

[@royaltycomics]

"I beg to differ. Oh for you see, the other raptors and I have constructed a crude suspension bridge to Venezuala. Once there I shall lie low and assume odd jobs under the name Mr. Pilkington. But perhaps I've said too much."

[@onedoesnotsimply7375]

One does not simply trick a raptor.

[@oneeyedsleep4107]

One does not simply im sorry but... you're a dead meme.

[@speedpower2951]

Still a great meme

[@ANTHONYACUNA1]

Speed Power no it isn't

[@saeedo1998]

MEMES NEVER DIE

[@saeedo1998]

Rudy Cervantes no. not all of them

[@thoruszwolf4153]

Man, this story seems a lot better than the one they went with -'J

[@TeslaExplorer]

wtb blood ending

[@louche2388]

I know you're joking but I agree anyway. This has hammond and his neice/granddaughter as main characters instead of cameos and malcolm still looking like he did in JP1

[@killgriffinnow]

Aren't you that Stormcloak guy from the Skyrim Google+ page?

[@davidwuhrer6704]

@@benjamindavis4974 In the original book, Malcolm died.

[@croc_moat2327]

more like /srs

[@Boxybooblue]

Bro the raptor is smoking💀

[@lostcrusader8053]

This joke alone is way funnier than most of the modern comedy shows I’ve watched

[@thebreakfastmegapowers3525]

some people still meet Mr. Pilkigton to this day, many of whom unaware that he is a raptor

[@piratelife182]

Heard he was working as a producer on XFM way back

[@chibiNATHA]

Is he still living in Venezuela tho

[@brianthebrute92]

"Head like a fucking orange"

[@Kruppt808]

Perhaps you said to much.....

[@Bessux]

Mr. Dilkington

[@RaydoBaconslayer]

Showed this to My mom, She said the Velociraptor sounded like Stewie from family.

[@jamesmansbridge5330]

The raptor is actually a sophisticated Englishman,it would be delightful to have a conversation with him over a pint of Guinness in the pub.

[@vvvxt]

I concur most indubitably

[@user-oy7jd8cc5t]

*confused in american*

[@ryelor123]

Yeah, but he's clearly upper class so he'd refuse to be around an 'unsophisticated peasant' and instead pay a maid to whip him in his bedroom.

[@Casualartistdan]

bros IQ just went from -20 to +100 😂

[@TheRunDanceKid]

A flawless plan in my opinion

[@KermRiv]

This scene has lived rent free in my head since i was a kid

[@andrewbrown9308]

Dear Mr. K Dilkington, you are one of our most valuable customers

[@ivancorredera4241]

0:22 I think I just found the influence for Toffee from svtfoe.

[@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574]

Ivan Corredera omg yes

[@epicgamermann298]

i used to do this to get out of my room early in the morning when i was like 6 years old and now, 12 years later, i see this while laughing my ass off

[@Liviskanmanduh]

Bro that raptor built a bridge to Venezuela 💀

[@user-wp3sr2lo8p]

0:02 - I freeze framed here for no particular reason at all.

[@abdulrahmanalghamdi9781]

I am very blissed to see such gem 15 years later.

[@Shiirow]

now I need an animated version of Frasier but the entire cast are raptors.

[@zimdorthegodofpower7955]

I always saw this video when I was younger and he never thought about watching it till it just popped up in my KZbin recommendation

[@bnkrmike29]

"Greetings mademoiselle. i am the fabled Philosoraptor, prepare to be educated. And this is my cousin the ravaging Velocirapetor, prepare to be..."

[@hootintheham]

Really makes us humans feel dumb how dinosaurs are smarter then us

[@lpcurse3042]

That smile basically said “The only reason I told you all that was because I was looking for an excuse to kill you.”

[@AndragonLea]

I met the guy during vacation. A fantastic fellow with a lot of terrific insights. Gave me a tip on a stock that's still paying dividends! Here's to good old Mr. Pilkington, I hope your panhandling business is treating you well!

[@RedNZBlue]

Cox 'n' Crendor brought me here. This is as funny as I imagined.

[@jasonfrancis698]

Raptors Would Without Question Be The Ones To Be The Closest To Talk.

[@terrencesmith6343]

They’ve evolved to human level this is what they would’ve become if they were never hit with meteor

[@creepyscorpio6081]

More like Classic Park II

[@rockey5508]

Creepy Scorpio yup,nature find their way.

[@sirdoggolino702]

jurclassic park two

[@ZippyRagu]

Mr. Pilkington? Karl has some explaining to do.

[@DeimosComaBlack]

Bit weird, innit?

[@chefexcellence322]

Zippy Ragu so, Karl being a bit stupid is all an act to cover the fact he is a super smart dinosaur!

[@LewisTheGrim]

Hello Mr. Dilkington!

[@adithyavijayakumar1162]

Lol the raptor turned British

[@dinobiggulp337]

Bros the new villain of jurassic park

[@MockOverdrive]

If Raptors are so smart, why didn't they construct a crude JWST infrared telescope out of araucarioxylon arizonicum and trex dung to foreshadow the impending doom of the K-Pg meteor? 🤔

[@wolfgangouille]

I've watched this as a kid and it was for the longest time my favorite scene from anywhere ever.

[@FurryWrecker911]

I'm with the velociraptor on this one.

[@Kaicti]

*philosoraptor

[@SeanPannella]

Mr Pilkington, what a legend

[@Theonetruewonderfly]

Wow, a clip from "The Critic", and wow, this was uploaded in 2010. Both feel like a lifetime ago.

[@TheWererapter92]

"You can't hold a Raptor in a closet, they're too smart" Hell yeah we are.

[@taterboob]

Holy crap, this really puts in perspective how old this show is. I forget that it was out before The Lost World even.

[@mateofoxtampanello4438]

Ain’t no way he pulled a Daisy Lockwood tryna get out of the closet

[@hambagel2645]

I want this to be made into a real Jurassic world movie spin-off where all of the dinosaurs are really smart.

[@evathehedgehog01]

I love this can this be a show itself in this style. I want to watch this main raptor here just loving it

[@vaggos2003]

That actually is a clip of an actual show. That show is called "The Critic" and it is a spoof/parody of cinema and the entertainment industry in general.

[@DamningTooth1]

I kinda wanna hang out with this raptor, if he doesn’t try to eat me.

[@sirenia755]

in truth, a size of a raptor is the same as a hot water bottle.

[@PrestonK_Productions]

In the novel the raptors literally just hitched a ride on cargo ships.

[@jameshumphrey3425]

*_WHY WAS THE LOCK ON THE INSIDE!?_*

[@jameshumphrey3425]

Imperfect I know but the raptor unlocked the door from inside

[@kaorn7419]

It's a Double-sided lock. Every door in my house has those. Each lock has its own key that can be used on either side.

[@kaorn7419]

LETS GET 1000 SUBS WITH NO VIDS Well, except for the inside-side of our house entrance and door that opens to the garden.

[@zamzamazawarma928]

Kaan Dagdas Most interior doors can be locked from either side with the same key (at least where I live), but this is only a closet, hence the first comment. I guess?

[@ivanspoljaric9267]

LETS GET 1000 SUBS WITH NO VIDS I thought all doors are like that. You can lock them and unlock them from both sides

[@ImpressionismFTW]

Its all coming together, this is why Karl Pilkington is so sure that dinosaurs and humans coexisted

[@itspotatotime5041]

This video turns 14 tomorrow. Wish it a happy birthday

[@andrejohnson6731]

Raptor 1: I say! Raptor 2: Quite! Raptor 3: Indeed!

[@somemultifandomfucko8828]

"I beg to differ, the other raptors and I have built a crude suspension to Venuswailia, once there I shall take odd jobs under the name of sir Phillip, but I have said too much already." Clever sport.

[@notsohunkeymonkey9624]

Venezuela

[@eliasmolck5566]

Mister Pilkington

[@fredleeland2464]

Did you write things wrong on purpose?

[@somemultifandomfucko8828]

Writer of the comment here, I was a lot younger when I wrote this and both couldn't spell Venezuela and wanted to try and use an original name to be different

[@EL-jq1sq]

@@somemultifandomfucko8828 That's honestly really cute!

[@EmzyT0]

I’d say I’m so glad KZbin recommend this, but then I saw it was uploaded 13yrs ago, so now I’m annoyed it wasn’t recommended sooner!! Just wish my family had sky/cable back in 90s, as sounds like The Critic would have been right up my alley! Sadly doesn’t look like it ever eventually aired ln basic 5 channels in UK, so dare say most Brit’s alive in 90s missed out.

[@allsouls5997]

There are no raptors in heaven. You loose

[@linkais3875]

Never in a million years would I ever think I would see a raptor smoking a pipe. Well played genius raptor.

[@thegodzillafandomsrookie5514]

You mean 65 million?

[@linkais3875]

@@thegodzillafandomsrookie5514 yeah lol.

[@Shiirow]

"Clever girl"

[@bigdexmedia5233]

😂😂😂😂 this comment right here

[@williamkerfoot8039]

Who even smokes a pipe any more?

[@cloudshifter]

I love how they just wait for the raptor to do the whole trick to escape instead of doing something about it.

[@notayoutubechannel.]

I have to give them credit they got plans in advanced

[@shadowblade9385]

I wish for more self aware and creative shows such as The Critic, and even Dilbert.

[@itz_kale7791]

I think you would like Duckman.

[@DonaldTheScottishTwin57646]

For a moment, I thought George Carlin was voicing that guy ☠️

[@ahorahayunnombreaquipuntopng]

The joke is even funnier to me because i actually live in Venezuela

[@NiB-Productions]

How do the street dogs taste?