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[@Berd]

the audio quality got fucked up while rendering and i thought it was funnier this way

[@duhby]

Agreed

[@natel42069]

Love the low quality stab noises

[@SpiroThe96th]

Task failed succesfully

[@Kazoo_Itchy]

you were right

[@souptemba3092]

woah such an emotional cover ! the audio gives it a gentle lowfi vibe, incredible!

[@noone8785]

Me sneaking into the kitchen at 2 AM to eat Berd's empire of cheese.

[@presentrama]

noo not the cheese

[@The_one_and_only_2001]

Real af on g fr fr no 🧢

[@gecttakhla4249]

I call dibs on the oaxaca

[@The_one_and_only_2001]

@@gecttakhla4249what ever that is👍🏽

[@gecttakhla4249]

@@The_one_and_only_2001 cheese

[@Firemaster27]

Berd has such a way with words 😭

[@camandzakk1507]

real

[@D_1_O]

Werds

[@andrezest]

Berd should make an actual cover of Hurt. He got them vocals.

[@EngineNo5]

berd if you do this please use the Nine Inch Nails instrumental love you bye :)

[@Little_Princess_Lulu]

Reznor and Cash got nothin' on Berd. Beautiful, 10/10, masterpiece.

[@Sonichero151]

This is now Berd's song.....

[@NabPunk]

That pink berd did exactly what a Nine Inch Nails fan would after hearing this version of Hurt. Nice work.

[@subnormality5854]

We all know the Johnny Cash cover was the better version, come on.

[@NabPunk]

@@subnormality5854 Nope, the two songs I consider to be completely separate works that are somehow their own thing despite the same lyrics. Both are great for their own reasons, but originally, it was Reznor's creation,

[@matcha6710]

​@@NabPunkbased interpretation

[@blarghchan]

@@NabPunk That's cute an all, but Reznor himself considers Hurt to "belong" to Cash. Not literally, of course, but yeah. And he's right. Sometimes a song is made, and maybe it's good, maybe it's mediocre, but then another artist comes along and puts it in a different genre of music and it just clicks. Cash's Hurt is notable, another is Nirvana's The Man Who Sold The World. An oddball option would be Killswitch Engage's rendition of Holy Diver, where little technically has changed, but the performance and energy elevates the song to greatness.

[@John-A.-M.]

@@NabPunk For Real!

[@nightsong81]

Textbook case of self defense.

[@TheDocperian]

That feather was loaded

[@AbelSato]

This is so beautiful.. I'm crying... The stabbing means she loves him

[@UrBrainzAreNotZafe]

"I know how steal your heart" *loss of medical license*

[@CooperDooper38]

"I will shit my pants. I will make you sneeze" Them's fightin berds, Werd.

[@ShopiStar]

I love that Berd wore pants for one scene only so he could specifically shit on them.

[@flyingbanana2288]

I hurt myself today To see if I still feel I stared at the wound As it became a wheel What have I become? A man made out of cheese Everyone I know only wants a piece of me

[@rocandplay9298]

How big is the piece though?

[@personexistingnot]

​@rocandplay9298 probably like the size of a man made of cheese.

[@enyar2151]

perfection. Now we really need a berd cover of Hurt

[@mildlymarvelous]

This is beautiful

[@Observer-3913]

I shall accept your empire of cheese

[@arcticman6919]

The fact that ice cream bars from the 1920's leaded us to having an underground bunker of cheese in the modern day world is wild.

[@kyliehenderson1417]

Ah yes cheese mines(I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot(white))

[@MrTurbo_]

I kind of expected the loudest sneeze in the planet absolutely vaporizing berd like he just was hit by a massive death ray, but this also works i suppose

[@zamu2]

"The worst she can say is 'no'"

[@kerryhurley1904]

“Yeah but what’s the worst she can _do_ ?”

[@kerryhurley1904]

Formatting the italics on that to make it work took like 5 minutes. 0:26

[@bmannomad]

Valid reaction after someone who pooped themselves getting so close to me

[@kidlarge27]

When Trent Reznor heard this he said “this is berd’s song now”

[@Azel_C]

Don’t make me sneeze please

[@classermaster7465]

Sneezes are just how he gets the quality in his cheese. You will grow your empire.

[@gecttakhla4249]

🪶

[@ken.7019]

The low quality audio was unintentional but it adds so much to this video

[@CaptainGranite]

Him saying "pants" instead of "jeans" to rhyme with the rest of the song is killing me 💀

[@TheBard1024]

But then it wouldn’t match the the rhyme scheme of the original song

[@monotonehell]

Me 26 seconds ago: "I wonder what Berd is up to, I haven't seen anything from them recently." Me 1 second ago: "Oh. Ok then."

[@durjoydas2496]

Accurate reaction to the situation

[@julies3837]

If you say Berd three times in a slightly dark bathroom nothing happens.

[@zetamatomafia4140]

Thank you ryan gosling

[@shadowz1731]

The cheese calls to us all

[@hacim42]

My favorite Berd video also rhymes cheese with sneeze.

[@Hanoua2]

So... Did she liked the song ?

[@whyeven3722]

Berd singing Eric Whitacre was something I never thought I would live to see

[@chrispark6497]

This radio station be coming out with these cool songs.

[@dickygushy]

White berd left his empire of cheese to pink berd in his will, so the stabbing was actually a consensual collaboration between white berd and pink berd

[@gaminglime6902]

Pink Berd: What is bro yapping about? Berd: I WILL SHIT MY PANTS Pink Berd: You know what, shut up! *GETS BRITISHEDIFIED*

[@williamfalls]

Berd on the ground: "What have I become? Am I about to die? I refuse to die. I activate 'No U'." _places a uno reverse card, other Berd is fatality wounded instead_

[@Littleham117]

then, he utters "THAT JUST GIVES ME ANOTHER TURN" berd dies again

[@mercaius]

Berd would lay there, bleeding out, and scream, "heheheh, you FOOL! YOU HAVE ACTIVATED MY ULTIMATE FORM! *FINAL TRANSFORMATIIOOOOOOOON!*" And turn into a corpse.

[@Mylenapony]

This envoys emotions I didn’t think I had

[@gob8056]

This was the LAST song I'd expect berd to cover. Thanks for the absolute banger

[@thatoneguyiii1003]

After Berd “the great” was brutally assasinated by the pink berd, his legendary cheese empire fell into chaos as a power vacuum opened up, leading to centuries of what is now known as the “Dairy Dark Ages”

[@lloydweatherford9405]

I keep coming back here like twice a day. The government cheese. The huge pants. The huge dump in the pants. The funny tip toe approach. The family guy fall pose. This video made me go learn how to play johnny cash's cover of hurt, which incidently led me to learn how jimmy hendrix would specifically play an F9 chord, which isnt how johnny played it, but if you wanna make the guitar sound twinkly like with the piano accompaniment thats whacha gotta do. Learning this chord revolutionized how i play. My empire of cheese.

[@EngineNo5]

BERD SINGING NINE INCH NAILS WHAT!?!??!?!?!?!?! ILOVETHISILOVETHISILOVETHISILOVETHIS

[@hunter049EN]

Well now we all need a full Berd cover!

[@grzesiaczek98]

Arguably a more emotional song than the original, truly the level of heart-wrenching content I've come to expect from Berd.

[@corporalcreative9892]

James May - “Cheese.”

[@alexa9002]

I love that song to bits... but this version is an immense improvement, I must say.

[@michaelpineiro533]

I think we've all had a pants shitting episode, visiting the Empire of Cheese.

[@theglowingbones]

From the title I thought it was going to be “Rolling in the Deep” by Adele. “We could have had it aaaaaaaall, Rolling in the cheeeeeeeeese” “Hurt” is superior.

[@quintopia]

The video title promised it would be a Hurt parody and the video didn't disappoint. In this world of clickbait, it's nice to get what you expect once in a while.

[@nicholasgogel5606]

What a beautiful rendition of Jimmy Coins song ‘Ouchie boo-boo’ by our main man Berd

[@user-rb1ck6ox8i]

When you’re animating I much prefer it when the lines are thin and the Berds are fat

[@a_random_lego_builder2015]

Every time I see a sunrise or sunset I almost instinctively sing this song

[@notusneo]

Berd's cheese cave empire

[@ersetzbarescrewmitgliednr789]

the sound at the end sounds like Bloons Tower Defense 4 popping sounds

[@charlesozberkmen442]

Most out of pocket shit I love it

[@blackmercury2796]

That Pink Berd has such a way with words

[@Talon.]

It cannot be put into words how deeply this resonates with me

[@guyinaraincoat4292]

We’re making it out of the government sponsored cheese vault with this one!

[@Introspective_Introvert]

Death by various cheeses and jerky is a way I'd be willing to go.

[@shadowmanray4736]

It’s seems that Patrica has escaped one reality to another. The cheeky lil’ blighter.

[@noooooook]

A modern spin on a classic tale

[@Coriander1988]

Berd making it on to the folk punk scene

[@obeeb.2337]

I think he didn’t want the empire of cheese…

[@messiermitchell4901]

This has a mid 2000's vibe to it and it's honestly amazing

[@Nothingseen]

What have I become, my Swedish friend?

[@walteracevedo5105]

He found the cheese vault, and Pink Ber was CIA.

[@joninja7916]

You want my chesse? You can have it, i left it all in a tunnel now you just have to find it.

[@jasonflex8597]

"The worst she can say is no!"

[@sageoblouk6782]

You perfectly summed up Country music

[@Neotenico]

They say when Trent Reznor heard Johnny Cash's cover for the first time, he admitted "That's his song, now." I think Johnny Cash would say the same if he heard this.

[@sethhat9620]

Dude I really want that empire of cheese

[@the-dn3zw]

The family guy death pose jumpscared me

[@liamwithaspace]

Wish it had that loud ass guitar twang that was in the original NIN version that almost made me crash my car the first time I heard it

[@Ernie-420]

There's a secret cheese mine in Springfield, Massachusetts after the government realized there was a shortage of dairy products

[@--mynamejeff--]

one day you should shock us with a detailed 50 animation frames for a single stab

[@misfitjoker2685]

Irl footage of berd singing this song to beck on her birthday

[@RezDragon]

As a Nine Inch Nails fan, this is the funniest god damn thing I've ever seen.

[@tubenewsintern6446]

did you know that Berd actually wrote this song and Johnny Cash just covered it

[@JR-kx3jr]

“That song isn't mine anymore.” - Trent Reznor

[@imdadirtydan]

Empire of cheese sounds pretty good to me

[@Ghost0f0nyx14]

Get you a woman who appreciates your empire of cheese.

[@zymosan99]

i can't believe berd exported this from flash

[@noplesnono9656]

We finally found the owner of the 1.4 Billion dollar cheese vault

[@adamsomogyi-csizmazia5974]

NO BERD COULD WE GET THE FLAMINGO PLUSH BACK IN THE STORE I MISSED IT DAMMIT WHY-

[@Wario-The-Legend]

Man, this is so relatable. Nobody will know what it's like to be us. We who make white shorts brown.

[@elzbaker2127]

sneezes for cheezes

[@CheesyLizzy]

There is loads upon loads of cheese hidden in caves under Missouri. So if you get access to to Missouri cheese caves then you would have an empire of cheese

[@spongeman1512]

Logan ending be like

[@sanderbjerknes4476]

I love when random shit reminds me of the 1.2 billion pounds of cheese that the US government has stored in a cave in Missouri. Look it up, it's wild

[@DarthMackzodroginstomp]

Pooped his pants from eating an empire of cheese

[@ratboy_]

normally i would comment something about how the nin version is better than the jc version but this new berd version really hits home in a unique way

[@ShasOSwoll]

With the thumbnail, the title, and the AUDIO QUALITY I thought this was gonna be some kind of cheesy 90's Berd Infomercial advertising poop

[@dum_potat]

Berd is the Shakespeare of our times

[@Kyler9999]

Happy to see the Mimolette in there.

[@SuperGamerxl]

This was such a fitting song for the Logan trailer. And very poetic cause Wolverine and Xavier lived in a cheese factory.

[@DeadPollo]

Life of a lactose intollerant guy

[@GreffDodo]

Listened to this and was so moved I cried myself to sleep

[@Noivex420]

Berd you just described my dream wish, WHERE’S THE STAMP TO MAKE IT OFFICIAL?

[@kit_kat_hi]

The most beautiful rendition of this song I’ve heard 😢

[@zanderwoods5434]

Heh, I guess you could say that that "hurt", heh. Oh i'm sorry, was that too cheesy?

[@A__random__nerd]

The cheese vault is just the one piece

[@user-tt5lb9vf5v]

We need a Nick Lowe cover The cheese in me Is caged by frail and fragile cheeks Restless by day and by night Rants and rages out in leaks God help the cheese in me The cheese in me Has had to learn to live with stain And how to shelter from the rain And in the twinkling of an eye Might have to be restrained God help the cheese in me Sometimes it tries to kid me That it's just a fart in there And even somehow manage To vanish in the air Then that is when I must beware Of the cheese in me That everybody knows They've seen him leak out of my clothes Patently unclear If it's Gouda or Cheddar God help the cheese in me The cheese in me...

[@zachrayy288]

Yes I could have it all, but what if I lose it all, slip and fall?

[@SillyandgoofyAnim8or]

Underground cheese caves reference

[@GustafUNL]

Appropriate reaction from pink berd. That song is too classic to be parodied.