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It was cold and I only had one glove don't ask
4 new calls added for March: calendly.com/d... (the recurring patreon calls are sold out for now, these are just for one month)
You can't afford the calls with me??? You still want the service of EXTERNALIZING YOUR GOALS??? Guess what!! You can just COPY PASTE this message I wrote for you into the DMs of another human being!! Right now!! For free!!! Easy peasy!! You can edit it if that helps but if you don't have the dopamine just copy paste as is and the ball will be rolling!!!
(this assumes you have one (1) friend but if you don't you got bigger problems here maybe get that first)
DEADLINE CALLS
Hello [INSERT NAME HERE, THIS IS THE ONLY THING YOU HAVE TO CUSTOMIZE, JUST PUT THEIR NAME HERE, OR DON'T TO SIGNAL WEAKNESS IN A FUNNY CHARMING WAY THAT'S COOL TOO IF YOU THINK THEY'LL GO FOR THAT]
I'm working on an artistic project and I'd like your help with it. If you're down, I'd like to describe what I'm trying to do, and tell you the date and time I'll get you the project by. If I don't get it to you in time, I'd like to give you $50 to keep myself motivated. I'd also appreciate your feedback and being an ear to bounce ideas and frustrations off while I'm working through it if you're willing. If you have any projects you'd like help with in return, I'd be happy to hold you accountable as well for your own self-defined deadlines and be an ear for advice and venting right back. If not, just taking my money if I should fail will be good enough.
EASY PEASY!!! DO IT NOW MF!!!!! IF YOU DONT HAVE $50 IDK OFFER $5 OR AN ARTISTIC SERVICE ARTISTS ARE SO POOR THEY MUST RETURN TO THE BARTERING SYSTEM THAT'S JUST WHERE WE'RE AT